A frickin 12 gauge
Are you serious?
Are you still going to give your speech tomorrow
Ate all the frickin chips, Kip! #napoleon dynamite #ate all the chips
Back in eighty two, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
Bike #napoleon dynamite #bike #bicycle #shocks #pegs
Bow to your sensei #bow to me #bow down #respect me #show some respect #rex kwon do
Build her a cake or something #pedro #cake #gift #impress #napoleon dynamite
But my lips hurt real bad
But my lips hurt real bad
Can I have your tots
Can I try it really quick?
Can I try it really quick? #napoleon dynamite #my turn #can i try #have a turn #share
Can you bring me my chapstick?
Can’t find my checkbook. Hope you don’t mind if I pay you in change
Car problem
Chap stick
Chickens
Chips kip
Computer hacking skills #hacker #developer #coder #programmer
Dance! #dance #boogie #jive #disco #freestyle #bust a move #napoleon dynamite #zoom virtual background #zoom video background
Dang
Did you take a dump in your bed last night
Do the chickens have large talons
Do the chickens have large talons
Do the chickens have large talons
Do the chickens have large talons? #chickens #large talons #napoleon dynamite
Don't be jealous I've been chatting online with babes all day #kip #online #chat #babes #jealous #napoleon dynamite #dont hate
Don't be jealous that i've been chatting online with babes all day
Dump in the bed
Fine! #fine #napoleon dynamite #ugh #okay #ok
Freakin Idiot....
Get off my property I'll call the cops on you
Gibberish #napoleon dynamite #jibberish #slurred #gibberish #babble #jabber #yammer #mumbo jumbo #inaudible #speech impediment
Girls only want boyfriends have great skills
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills #napoleon dynamite #girlfriends #boyfriends #skills #skillz #dating #relationships #tinder #bumble
Go for it
Go for it
Gosh
Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home
Gross
Gross!
Happy hands club
Have you ever heard of nylon polymer
Have you heard about the dance
Heck yes I did.
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hey
Hey can I have one of your key chains
Hold on I forgot to put in the crystals
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over the mountains
How to get my haircut at the cotton corral
How's it going
How's it going
How's your neck
How's your neck
Hunting wolverines
I can make that much money in 5 seconds #rich #wealthy #earnings #prosperous
I caught you a delicious bass
I don't feel very good
I don't feel very good
I don't feel very good
I don't feel very good #napoleon dynamite #dont feel good #sick #under the weather #flu #ill #nauseous #poorly
I don't understand a word you just said #wut #huh #confused #illegible #jibberish #rambling #incoherent
I forgot to put in the crystals #time machine #time travel #back in time #electrocution #nut pain
I got sick #napoleon dynamite #pedro #sick #ill #vomited #threw up #diarrhea #puked #barfed
I guess we could say things are getting pretty serious
I like her bangs
I like your sleeves, they're real big #big sleeves #prom dress #oversized
I need you to give me a ride in an hour
I say love, it is a flower #napoleon dynamite #happy hands #love #valentines day
I see you’re drinking 1%
I want that #secret #awe #fancy
I wish you get out my life and shut up
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up #get out of my life #insult #go away #leave me alone #piss off #rebellious #shut up
I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez
Idiot
Idiot
Idiot
Idiot
Idiot! #moron #dumbass #stupid #phone #idiot #ugh
Is a sledgehammer
Is grandma there
Is pedro there
Is Pedro There
Is she hot? #hot #beautiful #gorgeous #asking #pedro #napoleon dynamite
It's like a dollar an hour
It's pretty cool, I guess #kip #pretty cool #not bad #meh #its alright #decent #okay
Just kinda TO'd
Just listen to your heart
K, bye.
Kids Screaming #napoleon dynamite #kids screaming #horrorific #terrifying #scream #terrified
Kip and LaFawnduh's first date #napoleon dynamite #kip #lafawnduh #love #romance #chain #put on chain #simile #flirting #first date #wink
Kip goes bowling #napoleon dynamite #bowling #kip
Large Tallons
Last week japanese scientist six place place explosive detonators at the bottom of lake loch ness to blow nessie out of the water
Looks like a medieval warrior
Looks like a medieval warrior
Lucky
Lucky
Lucky #lucky #napoleon dynamite
Lucky #napoleon dynamite #lucky #fortunate #privileged #special
Make yourself a dang quesadilla #napoleon dynamite #cook #make lunch #make dinner #quesadilla
Making some sweet moola with uncle Rico
Maybe I did maybe I didn't
Me too
Mole
My lips hurt real bad #chapstick #lips #hurt real bad #napoleon dynamite #kip
Napoleon dynamite
Napoleon dynamite
Napoleon dynamite
No
Nunchuck skills #napoleon dynamite #skills #nunchuk #bow hunting #hacking #computers
Oh
OK
OK
Peace out
Pedro offers you his protection
Pedro's Feeling Hot #summer heat #hot #pedro #napoleon dynamite #sick #flu
Probably the best drawing I've ever done #drawing #sketch #photoshop #illustrator #artwork #doodle #shading on upper lip #napoleon dynamite
Probably the best that I know of #napoleon dynamite #my favorite #the best #top ranked #elite #l33t #leet #goat #greatest #five stars #5 stars #finest
Pull me in
Rex Kwon Do Sales Pitch
Round House #napoleon dynamite #roundhouse #kick #face kick #rex kwon do
See ya
She said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody 's lives an email or stick
She's pretty good looking #good looking #pretty #easy on the eyes #swipe right #napoleon dynamite #pedro
Shut up I am not
Slap Fight #napoleon dynamite #slap #fight
So me and you are pretty much friends by now, right? #friends #bromance #bffs #new friendship #napoleon dynamite #pedro
So piece of crap doesn't work
Soaking up solely
Such an idiot
Such an idiot
Sweet
Sweet
That was the one. I think that’s gonna come out really nice
That's too bad
That's too bad
That's what I'm talkin about #napoleon dynamite #good job #nice work #boom #kip #thats what I'm talking about
That's what i'm talking about
The worst day of my life #worst day ever #worst day of my life #what do you think #napoleon dynamite #bad day
They kept trying to attack my cousins what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
This is a girl
This is pretty much the worst video ever made
This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo satff
Three feet of air #napoleon #dynamite #sledgehammer #3feet
Time machine
Tina come get some ham
Tina come get some ham
Tina, You Fat Lard #tina #napoleon #dynamite #fat lard #dinner
Took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip
Took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip
Took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip
Tupperware Demo Fail #demo #demonstration #product #sales #fail #dang it #drive away #kip
Ugh
Ugh Gross #napoleon dynamite #ugh gross #gross #disgusting #eww #tater tots
Uncle Rico Back in '82 #uncle rico #quarterback #throw pigskin quarter mile
Uncle Rico glory days #high school reflection #peaked in high school #uncle rico #glory days #high school reunion
Uncle Rico go back in time #uncle rico #time travel #glory days #high school football #peaked in high school
Uncle Rico Go Pro #uncle rico
Vote For Pedro #jon heder #napoleon dynamite #vote for pedro
Watt
Well nobody's going to go out with me #napoleon dynamite #single #alone #date #dating #stag #third wheel #3rd wheel #tinder #bumble
Well what's there to eat? #napoleon dynamite #groceries #food #hungry #lunch #dinner #snacks #starving
What
What
What
What
What did you go eat in to quote a piece of crap
What kind of bike do you have
Whatever I feel like I want to do
Whatever I feel like I want to say
Where did you go tell your mom to shut up
Who are you
Who are you going to ask
Who is the only one here knows illegal ninja moves from the government
Why
Worst video ever #bad video #worst video ever made #terrible #crappy
Yeah right
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes, I love technology #napoleon dynamite #kip #tech #technology #tech tuesday #ces
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! #tetherball #score #i did it #winning #nailed it
Yessss (Kip) #yes #kip #napoleon dynamite #celebrate #hooray #woo hoo #awesome
You already know what you're going to say
You can say that again #agree #correct #validation #kip #concur
You could say things are getting pretty serious #getting pretty serious #kip #napoleon dynamite #relationship #dating #boyfriend #girlfriend
You don't have to stay here with us we're not babies
You ever take it off any sweet jumps
You Gonna Eat Your Tots? #tots #tater tots #can i have #napoleon dynamite #tater tot
You guys are retarded
You guys are retarded
You guys have any killer time
You guys having a killer time
You just come get maine
You're good at hooking up with chicks #friendship #compliments #sweet bike #hooking up with chicks #wingman
You're such an idiot #napoleon dynamite #idiot
Your Mom Goes to College #aaron ruell #john heder #tina majorino #insult #your mom #college
Your mom goes to college #napoleon dynamite #kip #your mom #college #mom joke
1% Milk #napoleon dynamite #jon heder #pick up line #game #swagger #he got game #milk