Ron Burgundy Anchorman Soundboard Edit

Boy that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast.

Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp? Or you just saying it because you saw it?

Burger needed high up.

Come again, but you know I don't speak Spanish in English. Please you know how to cut to the core of me. Baxter, you're so wise but like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

Come get a taste.

Ha ha ha ha ha thank you.

Hey, I like that better burgundy.

Hi.

How are you? You look very nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time.

How are you? You look very nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you, not her. I don't know her name.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

I had some very urgent and important breaking news. Oh

I love Scotch. I love Scotch. Scotch is got Scott Air goes down down into my belly.

I love Scotch. I love Scotch. Scotch is got Scott Air goes down down into my belly.

I'm not prepared. I really am not prepared at all.

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real Panther so you know it's good.

It's quite pungent. Oh yeah, with the formidable sent stings, the nostrils in a good way.

It's science.

It's so damn hot milk was a bad choice.

Ladies and gentlemen, could I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.

Looking good San Diego.

Oh Robert, it down is bad.

Pride in a glass case of emotion.

So I pick you up at 8:00 o'clock. Nine downstairs, Mr Burgundy. You have a massive erection. I'm sorry it's it's the pleats.

Thank God after divorce, so not so good. I'll probably never see my kid, fantastic.

This burritos delicious but it is feeling.

Well, hello pointed to your ******* Oh my God.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Who?

Who's that handsome devil?

You are a Smelly Pirate Hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on ***** island?

You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. I mean that thing is good.

You stay classy America.

You stay classy computer geek you weirdo.

You stay classy on the information superhighway. That's computer lingo you wouldn't understand.

You stay classy. Smart guy who's never going to get a lady because he's on the Internet. That's you, gene, you know I'm talking about.

You stay classy. Web surfers, whoever and whatever you are.

Z news team assemble.

60% of the time it works every time. That doesn't make sense.