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Do you have a Mac for saying the wrong thing?
Do you have a Mac for saying the wrong thing?
Don't make me beg.
Don't make me beg.
Here one on solo cooking Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian and turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han...
Here one on solo cooking Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian and turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han...
Hi, I'm Brian.
Hi, I'm Brian.
I created you.
I created you.
I'll be up in a minute.
I'll be up in a minute.
I'm just watching some things.
I'm just watching some things.
I've got a very comfortable life. I live with a great family. All my needs are met. OK look.
I've got a very comfortable life. I live with a great family. All my needs are met. OK look.
In a way, I am your father.
In a way, I am your father.
Is it OK if I smoke in here?
Is it OK if I smoke in here?
It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.
It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having.
It's not really that hard. Let's talk with polite conversation.
It's not really that hard. Let's talk with polite conversation.
Look inside yourself.
Look inside yourself.
Maybe this isn't where I thought I was going to be at 7 years old.
Maybe this isn't where I thought I was going to be at 7 years old.
No.
No.
OK guys, I I really don't even know why I'm here.
OK guys, I I really don't even know why I'm here.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Please, I'm just a dog.
Please, I'm just a dog.
So done.
So done.
So fast, I mean, I've.
So fast, I mean, I've.
So what's this in party?
So what's this in party?
So you see, it's probably just a shameless here, just a helpless little carpet Sinclair.
So you see, it's probably just a shameless here, just a helpless little carpet Sinclair.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That was more disturbing than that cartoon. I saw the other day.
That was more disturbing than that cartoon. I saw the other day.
They are.
They are.
Well I was.
Well I was.
Well, Princess, I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears.
Well, Princess, I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears.
What about him? He's gotta be in his 50s.
What about him? He's gotta be in his 50s.
What what are you doing?
What what are you doing?
Wow, perfect. My work is done but just for that.
Wow, perfect. My work is done but just for that.
Yeah yeah, I.
Yeah yeah, I.
Yeah.
Yeah.