The Love Guru (2008) Edit

A dickie does wither at 85. I own you! Yeah!

A martini.

A real connection.

A role model turned bad boy.

Action picks up here in game seven with only 31 seconds left to go.

Actually, it's Leafs.

All bids for connection count.

All right, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

All right, kiss ass.

All right, then.

All right, you know what?

ALL: EIEIO.

ALL: EIEIO.

ALL: Mariska Hargitay.

ALL: Mariska Hargitay.

ALL: Ro an choke! Ro an choke! Ro an choke! Ro an choke!

ALL: Ro an choke! Ro an choke! Ro an choke! Ro an choke!

ALL: Seven, six, five, four... Seven, six, five, four...

ALL: Stink Mop!

ALL: Stink Mop! Stink Mop!

ALL: Stink Mop. Go.

ALL: Yeah!

An incredible comeback!

And a grueling process of intense self examination.

And after a good whipping, cream rises to the top.

And as I once read on a wall, in a truck stop bathroom in Barstow,

And at the same time, I want it prompt.

And by the way, you look breathtaking.

And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a guru, Guru Hathasmalvena.

And I got her cheap.

And I have a message from Darren Roanoke.

And I hope the staples come out soon.

And I like the way my skin feels when I'm wearing my rainbow jacket!

And I wear a chastity belt.

And I will go deliver it to her.

And I will not take a shortcut.

And I'm Jay Kell.

And I'm Jay Kell.

And if I get on Oprah,

And if I twist my thumb, I can make you crap yourself!

And if they don't see Darren and Prudence together by the next game,

And if you can restore Darren Roanoke's marriage,

And let's look at the word "Bible," shall we?

And look at this crowd! They are guru crazy!

And me being number two?

And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.

And now she wants you back!

And now, I'd like to apologize to Dame Judi Dench

And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.

And on that farm, he did no harm.

And Oprah loves a great story.

And put it all into action.

And say this guru, maybe not me, maybe somebody else,

And that you can suck his big greasy...

And that's the end of that one. Yeah.

And the bitch was not one of them.

And the question on everyone's mind is, where's Roanoke?

And the you of "guru" is intimacy.

And this guru was, you know, handsome, you know,

And throw stuff at my head.

And two elephants started humping outside,

And we haven't won a Stanley Cup since.

And we've got the momentum!

And what did they do before then?

And what's the other tattoo?

And you got on Oprah.

And you! You're just a stupid rich girl!

Ann Job!

Ann Visible, Ann Flatable, and Ann Job.

Any bears? Oh, yeah.

Anyone for any reason.

Are you all right?

Are you as turned on as I am right now?

Are you as turned on as I am right now?

Are you finished? No!

Are you leaving?

As do I.

As great as you are, I don't need to become the next Deepak Chopra.

As long as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande is banging Darren's wife,

At Promises, I shivved a guy with a sharpened toothbrush

At the arena, I had Maintenance paint lines

At what number did you live?

Babu, to be the world's second most popular

Babu, you cannot take a shortcut.

Baby, are you all right?

Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.

Ball gazer!

Ball gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!

Bang.

Bangkok.

Be seated.

Bear cub. Left cave.

Beat it, Rajneesh.

Beat it. I gotta take a dump.

Beautiful pass!

Because alligators are snappy,

Because he bogarted the rehab toilet hooch

Because he has plenty of clarity, organization, charm, and knowledge.

Because if that were the case, we would refuse payment.

Because you are now distracted, therefore playing better.

Because you are such a generous benefactor,

Because you decided you couldn't win without Roanoke.

Besides, I still have a few trick on my sleeve.

Between Prudence and how crappy you are playing?

Bing bam boom, you got a baby pachyderm. Back to you, Trent.

Blowme is a good way to remember that. Blowme, yeah.

Blowme, yeah. Blowme.

Blowme.

Bodhisattva!

Boo! You suck, Bullard!

BOTH: Nowhere.

Boyfriend?

Brad and Angelina.

Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.

Bring your singles. Yeah.

But before the playoffs,

But before we get going, I'd like to start by thanking my own personal champions.

But Darren is not ready! He must truly deal with his mother.

But did you stand up to her?

But fate chose these sides, not us.

But he won't allow her to go to the games.

But he's playing great!

But his point was this, "If you can't love yourself, you can't love another."

But how will you get Grande away from Prudence?

But I don't care if you win the Stanley Cup.

But I know you have your meeting with the Lollipop Guild.

But I need to become the next Deepak Chopra!

But I won't say bad things about myself!

But the question on everyone's mind is,

But the refs will see that on our post game highlight reel.

But wait, it gets better!

But we will let the dice decide.

But what you had with Darren is love with knowledge.

But with ownership comes responsibility.

But you must never say bad things about yourself.

But you'll also get Prudence back.

By the greatest singer ever from Quebec,

By the power of Gahar, I command thee to vanish!

Can the Leafs do it again?

Can the Leafs win without Roanoke?

Can you forgive me?

Celine! It is my day of lucky!

Champers wishes!

Chastity belt? That sucks!

Check for coins.

Cherkov, call a time out.

Cherkov, Pitka's coming. You...

Cherkov, relax!

Coach Cherkov, I would invite you,

Coach, I'm ready.

Come by my ashram tomorrow at noon.

Come by my ashram, then I will explain.

Come on now, you. No, you.

Come on, Bodhi! Let's go quickly! Come on, Bodhi!

Come on, Roanoke! Let's go!

Come, Rajneesh, a breakthrough!

Come. My staff has prepared a lovely meal.

Commence Stink Mop.

Condescending. That's a big word for you.

Congratulations, you have been regressed.

Connection. Yeah.

Damn it!

Damn it! We're down three games

Damn, damn, damn!

Damn, Roanoke!

Damn!

Damn!

Darren and Prudence are back together, we got a shot at winning the Cup,

Darren Roanoke is in the game!

Darren, I took a shortcut with you, and I'm sorry.

Darren, if your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,

DARREN: Got it.

DARREN: Making love. Falling asleep in each other's arms.

DARREN: Niagara Falls is amazing.

DARREN: Okay. Yo, this my street right here.

Darren.

Darren's toast.

Deepak Chopra!

Deepak,

Deepak, here you go.

Deepak, you will enjoy love in all forms.

Dell Computers, this is Chip.

Depends. Depends on what?

Dick Pants. Send him in.

DICK: Guru Pitka?

DICK: Guru Pitka?

DICK: He's definitely in.

Did it work?

Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, eh?

Distraction.

Do I look like a child? Of course I want curlies on my nuts.

Do not peck my fucking eyes! Don't peck my eyes!

Do you have something to say to me?

Do you know a Dickie Withers at 85?

Do you still think there is no connection

Do you think he's really changed?

Do you want Prudence back? Of course I do.

Do you want to be the next Deepak Chopra or not?

Do your job!

Doesn't everyone? Who is this guy?

Doesn't feel good, does it?

Doesn't mean that Prudence will only love you when you achieve.

Don't fight!

Don't look at me with that tone of voice,

Down, boy.

Down, down!

Drama!

During my recent addiction to peyote buttons and Frangelico.

Eight seconds!

Enter, Maurice.

Enter, Sanjay!

Even Jay Z had 99 of them,

Even they would rush to the window.

Exactly.

Failure? There's no such thing as failure.

Fate is a joke.

Feels good. I mean, tastes good. I mean, what?

Fifty three.

Fight anyone.

Fine. I don't need material things.

Fine. I don't need material things.

First of all, let's agree next time we decide to have a group meeting,

Five minutes. Well, you better hurry up,

For my vicious and brutal attack.

For reasons that cannot be stated on this program.

For those of you who don't know what that is, allow me to "Kellistrate."

Forget about it.

Frankly, this is completely unexpected, and I'm scared shitless.

French Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.

Game over.

Game seven will be in Toronto.

Get in there!

Get in there!

Get me out of here, pricks!

Get off my tits!

Get the crash kit!

Get up!

Give me a pound.

Give me a pound. Lock it down.

Give me that ticket! Give me it!

Go ahead!

Go back to what you were doing.

Go get 'em!

Go Leafs.

Go to your naughty mat, Dick!

Go, Leafs, go! Go, Leafs, go!

Goal! Roanoke may be fighting for his life,

Good luck. He won't even let me in.

Goodbye? Yeah.

Gotta go.

Grande's not going to like you talking to Prudence.

Great rack, tight bell shaped ass,

Great.

Growing up in the tiny village of Harenmahkeester,

Guaranteed.

Guru Hathasmalvena had two main periods of his Gita,

Guru Pitka had a farm.

Guru Pitka, this is Jane Bullard, owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Guru Pitka? What happened to you?

Guru Tugginmypudha, you are so good with nunchucks,

Guru Tugginmypudha, you are so good with nunchucks,

Had a certain vow.

Had a nice gleam in his eye, a nice tuck in his butt, say.

Have you read my book on the grieving process?

Have you seen today's paper?

He can pretend to play while he's at home,

He could play in game four.

He could watch the game at home, but he can't play!

He needs a distraction. Jane, follow me!

He said while eating a chicken wing.

He said, "Damn!"

He shoots! He scores!

He stunned the world by separating from his wife, Prudence.

He told me to tell you that you're all his bitches,

He was in a perfect marriage.

He won't allow his mother to come to any of his games!

He's been on Oprah.

He's finally here for the first time on the Oprah show.

He's gotta take the shot, now!

He's right! I'm just a stupid rich girl about to be a huge failure.

Hello, Los Angeles Kings.

Hello, superstar.

Hello.

Here in the tiny Indian village of Harenmahkeester,

Here it is. There's your soup. Watch out! It's dangerous!

Here we go, here we go.

Hey, any bears in the cave?

Hey, Peter, can we move the camera in? All I can see is asses.

Hey, Pitka?

Hey, ref! I'm having a heart attack.

Hey!

Hey! I said stay away from the girl!

Hey! It's down to one game.

Hi, I'm Trent Lueders!

Hippie queer!

His mother only lives an hour away,

Hockey has its legends.

Hold on one second.

Hold on, hold on.

Holy (BLEEP)...

How can you be the Love Guru

How did you get there?

However, we must confront your mother.

Huh?

I actually went to one of your sutras after my father passed away.

I am His Holiness, the Guru Pitka.

I am His Holiness, the Guru Pitka.

I am His Holiness, the Guru Pitka.

I am just severely cross eyed.

I am making diarrhea sounds with my cup.

I am not going with you, Dick.

I am not thinking about my chastity belt.

I am rigid.

I am talking into my voice over machine.

I am the first Guru Pitka!

I can only go out with three girls named Ann.

I can see you now, spreading your message of self love

I can't explain.

I can't face my ma.

I can't move my body!

I decided to use the Morgan Freeman setting.

I didn't hear anything.

I do trust you.

I don't know what Grande just said to Roanoke, but he is now out to lunch.

I don't know where I get it.

I especially like the chapter, "It Might Just Be Sleeping."

I explain that when love goes wrong...

I explain that, people may say bad things about you,

I find that term condescending!

I find your work really inspiring.

I found a voice over machine,

I get it! I am distracted!

I got on Oprah, right?

I gotta get my girl back, GP.

I guess it's just my fate!

I guess you got everything you wanted.

I had a hat like that once. Yeah?

I have one idea that just might work. Yeah.

I have our guru.

I have two tattoos.

I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.

I just came by to say hello and goodbye.

I just got the call. You are 100% booked on Oprah.

I know Prudence has had it up to here with Grande.

I know why. I know why.

I know you are not trying to tell me how to raise my child.

I know, but I must deliver this apology letter to her.

I know, it is weird.

I know.

I lied.

I like it.

I like the Christmas babies, Trent!

I love hockey, too!

I love hockey! I love hockey!

I love my job!

I love you, baby boy.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I may have twisted my thumb. Yeah.

I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother.

I mean, I didn't even ask for this job!

I miss Prudence.

I miss the connection.

I must finish my job with Darren.

I own you!

I promised myself I'd never do this.

I say take the risk.

I see someone who's ready for change.

I should go. No, Jane, wait! I...

I so enjoyed your sutra, especially the part about not being a victim.

I speak of intimacy, or "into me I see."

I spoke with your wife, Prudence.

I suppose all that's left is...

I think I made a happy wee wee. Yeah.

I think I'm about to risk something.

I think I'm gonna have to do a panty check.

I think they're doing it hard.

I think you are an amazing guru, and...

I thought you said he was cured!

I thought you said he was cured!

I told her she should give you another chance.

I told you that we shouldn't have come here.

I took another job.

I want to become a guru so girls will like me.

I want to sing!

I was afraid that Prudence would leave me if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,

I was ominous just then.

I was put on this earth to spread a message of peace and love.

I was wrong.

I will show you a Darren who is completely changed.

I would like to have a "damn" moment like that someday.

I would not wanna be his nutsack.

I'd still be a hero

I'll break your fingers.

I'll kick your ass all the way back to the Keebler factory.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'm a hockey player! That's what hockey players do. We fight!

I'm beautiful and I have a secret.

I'm gonna kill you, Roanoke!

I'm not here to work with you.

I'm not married.

I'm not really sure why.

I'm regressing you.

I'm sorry to hear about your father.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome... Name!

I'm sorry, Judi, you did not deserve that,

I'm the next Deepak Chopra, right?

I'm the next Deepak Chopra!

I've already apologized to my friends, my family, and my god.

I've read all your books.

I've read it. It's impressive.

If he can fix Darren, we win the Cup.

If I didn't have to deal with the city that hates me.

If I fix their marriage, I get on Oprah,

If I sit like this any longer, I'm gonna pop my dink bag.

If Roanoke doesn't pull through, it's all over for the Leafs.

If you can get Darren Roanoke back with his wife

If you don't get on that plane, I will take 60% of the ashram!

If you ever sucker punch me again,

If you follow my method, not only will you win Stanley's Cup,

If you've never been in a relationship?

In my book, If You're Happy and You Know it, Think Again,

In order to learn distraction,

In the valley of Lintinmybelli.

In time to win the Stanley Cup.

Interesting.

Intimacy is like putting your wiener on the table and having someone say,

Is it made from dog?

Is it true?

Is it, now?

Is never ever watch the puck.

Is the subject of our player profile.

Is this a dog's thingy? Am I being punk'd?

Isn't that just adorable?

Isn't there any way that you could skip a step or two?

It all comes down to this, ladies and gentlemen.

It is an Indian martial art known as "how to hurt a guy."

It is called Stink Mop.

It is the ultimate distraction.

It says, "Thank you for the gift of true intimacy",

It sort of became our song.

It would be great if you could stick around for a while.

It would just be easier to change,

It's a bar fight!

It's a bench clearing brawl!

It's a date.

It's a problem.

It's all my fault for not putting more pressure on you to succeed.

It's another article about Deepak Chopra being number one

It's called Kartapal Birigalapatt.

It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.

It's Darren Roanoke.

It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.

It's hard to laugh when men only see you as some curse.

It's just that you're not always the most supportive, Ma.

It's like in The Electric Company, you know?

It's the beard. It makes me look like Santa.

It's the only way.

It's the story of a hockey player named Darren Roanoke,

Jacques and I get along just fine.

Jacques Grande. Is he "Mr. Right" or "Mr. Right Now?"

JACQUES: Ding dong.

JACQUES: Prudence?

Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.

Jane, I'm on my way.

Jane, there is no curse.

JANE: Congratulations.

JANE: No! Get back! No!

Jane!

Jane! Jane, wait!

Jane! Jane!

JAY: I cannot be killed but with fire!

JAY: That's when Roanoke fell apart.

Jay?

Just because your mother only loved you when you achieved

Just buy us some time.

Just Etch A Sketch everything I was saying.

Keep the elephant running.

Known as the Tiger Woods of hockey,

L.A. Kings, Toronto Maple Leafs. It's gonna get ugly.

Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing The Star Spangled Banner,

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!

Let me answer it this way.

Let me get this straight.

Let me show you out.

Let's get back to the action.

Let's go to the Kellistrator.

Let's look at the word "guru," okay?

Let's rip off their heads and shit down their necks!

Listen up! It's down to one game,

Listen, Darren, I know we are rivals,

Little help, please!

Lock it down.

Look at you. You're jumpy.

Look what you did to my jacket.

Look, he's dancing. Yeah. Right.

Look, man, just get back on your pillow, all right?

Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.

Looks like I'm gonna have to shove these love beads someplace special.

Ma! I'm a grown man, and I can take it from here.

Made of two lychees wrapped in a doughy pouch.

MAN: Bravo, Verne, bravo.

MAN: Deepak Chopra. Maurice Pitka.

MAN: Starting mark.

Mariska Hargitay, Guru Pitka.

Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson.

Mariska Hargitay, Speedy. Yeah.

Mariska Hargitay, Val Kilmer.

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

Mariska Hargitay.

Mariska Hargitay.

Mariska Hargitay.

Mariska Hargitay.

Mariska Hargitay.

Mariska Hargitay. That's great.

Mariska Hargitay...

Master, if I am not allowed to be with a woman,

Maurice, if Plato, Shakespeare and Einstein

Maurice, why do you want to join?

Maurice, you're not of Indian blood.

Maurice?

Maurice.

May I have the key?

May I still...

Miss Bullard.

Miss Celine Dion.

Mmm hmm.

More like gay skin, how about. What? Yeah.

My balls, you prick!

My father once told me the Yankees hired a guru to turn their team around.

My father, Hank Bullard, bought the Leafs in 1967.

My favorite.

My goal is to get you to say, "Gee, you are you."

My laws of intimacy are kind of like my Bible.

My little cabbage?

My most resistant student,

My name is the Guru Pitka,

My problem with men is the Bullard Curse.

Neo Eastern Self Help Spiritualist is no small thing.

Never ever watch the bottle.

Nice place, eh? Yeah.

Nice shooting!

No way! With Drama, there is no shortcuts.

No, I am good.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me handle this.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. They protect me.

No, no, no! You!

No, no! Nothing to see here.

No, you might want to pick up some Depends.

No, you suck!

No!

No!

No!

No! Leave that man out of this.

No! No!

No! Please, no!

No! You!

No. Well, it does.

No. Why do you ask?

Nope.

Not a chance, boss.

Not again! What? Why, why?

Not everything, Jane.

Not in as many words.

Not now, Kato.

Not to fight.

Nothing goes right ...nothing goes right.

Nothing. Why do you ask?

Now I'm finished! And, Pitka!

Now you know what it's like.

Now, do you want to win Stanley's Cup?

Now, everyone, let's just take a seat.

Now, get out there, and don't kill them.

Now, how long will it take you to get dressed and get down to the ice?

Now, I myself have a guru, Guru Tugginmypudha.

Now, if any of your other players have any professional catastrophe,

Now, take a look at this.

Now, the first lesson is distraction.

Now, the new one, Darren Roanoke.

Now, the new one, Darren Roanoke.

Now, what happens if you don't score this goal?

Now, what is it you can't face?

Now, why won't you let your ma come see you play?

Now, your entourage must stay behind.

Nuts in a sling.

Of course I can forgive you.

Of course not, Rajneesh.

Of course not!

Of course, we don't know if we're going to game five!

Oh, damn.

Oh, don't tell me,

Oh, God. Am I still dreaming?

Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!

Oh, hells yes!

Oh, hi.

Oh, hi.

Oh, Mom, don't, don't.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, my God, I just got that!

Oh, my God. You look so beautiful.

Oh, my pretty. Miss Bullard, it has been terrific.

Oh, no! No!

Oh, really?

Oh, thanks, but I'll pass.

Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.

Oh, yeah, they do. Oh, no, they don't.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Well.

Okay, gotta go.

Okay, okay.

Okay, see you.

Okay, there are two ways to regress you.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. You!

Omar Sharif, my balls!

On Friday,

On Oprah. Oprah!

Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.

Once you have learned

One game suspension, Roanoke!

One involves your mother, your shame core,

One tattoo is the Drama tattoo,

Only early attempts at success.

Only smaller.

Ooh. Ow.

Oprah called me, and she said you canceled.

Oprah!

Oprah! Come on, Oprah.

Or "into me I see."

Or EIEIO.

Or even way down here.

Or I punch you in the shirt!

Or some such bullshit. I don't know. Gotta go!

Or words of wisdom.

Otherwise, what am I gonna do with this?

Our plane is about to leave for Oprah,

Our plane leaves in 20 minutes.

Out of the way! Coach! Coach!

Over to you, Trent.

Over to you, Trent.

Pants! Sheket Bevakasha!

Personal pain, or a drug addiction,

PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) And so our story ends

PITKA: (IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE) When I was a child in India,

PITKA: It was at this point that I realized

PITKA: Oh, please. How bad can she be?

PITKA: Remember, Darren, you must stand up to her.

PITKA: That was great!

PITKA: What'll you have?

PITKA: Yes!

Pitka's coming. Just stall.

Please do not hesitate to call.

Please enter the ashram of the Guru Tugginmypudha.

Pop Tart with the ketchup.

Pressure also makes rubble.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Prudence always wanted me to stand up to my ma.

Prudence would stare into my eyes, and she'd say...

PRUDENCE: So you went to see your mother?

Put me down, A hole! Okay.

Put that shit on a T shirt.

Quaking pudding! I can't take this!

Rajneesh will now prepare a dish

Rajneesh, I... Wait a second, who is Chip?

Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy.

Rajneesh, you have to come meet me!

Rajneesh, you have to come meet me!

RAJNEESH: Bodhisattva!

RAJNEESH: Do you think Grande saw us?

RAJNEESH: Sir, please, please make sure it's locked, sir. Please, over there.

Rajneesh! Mariska Hargitay.

Really?

Regress you back to your childhood.

Remember, being vulnerable is being woundable.

Ride 'em, cowboy.

Right here? There. Right there.

Right, let's talk about Jacques Grande!

Right. See?

Roanoke brought the sport to a whole new audience.

Roanoke could win the Stanley Cup here.

Roanoke fell for the five hole trap.

Roanoke found out his wife, Prudence,

Roanoke on the breakaway, just him and Grande!

Roanoke with the puck.

Say.

Seriously?

She broke it off with Grande,

She freaks me out.

She's good.

She's like kryptonite to him.

Shh.

Shh.

Show it to me.

Show the T shirt.

Sir, may I borrow your elephant, Lucy?

Snaps.

So did you give Prudence my apology letter or what?

So does scum!

So I left Prudence first.

So, all the men in the city blame me and my family.

So, before you take this shot, I just need to say

So, do you think you can come back with us to Toronto in the team jet?

So, Guru, enlighten us. What is your plan?

So, let me get this straight.

So, what do you want me to do?

So, what do you want to do now?

So, you are the owner of the ice hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leaves?

So, you didn't reject me.

Some announcements.

Some pre syphilitic words of wisdom include,

Someone's in here. Someone's in here!

Sometimes we would wake up a couple hours later,

Sorry I punched you in the nuts.

Speak of your parents.

Stay down, bitch!

Stick a fork in them, they're done.

Stink Mop.

Stop Hitting Yourself.

Stop it!

Students, now I am going to teach you the "D" of drama.

Superstar, it's me, Guru Pitka!

Superstar, look at your hands.

Superstar! What did he say to you?

Supportive?

Sure.

Sure. You don't need me.

Take a shortcut!

Tell Coach Cherkov to buy some time!

Tell me this.

Thank you so much!

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Rajneesh.

Thank you, Speedy. That's great.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs advance to game five.

Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs have got the Kings on the run.

Thanks, Jay!

Thanks, Jay.

Thanks, Jay.