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Goon (2011) Goon is a 2011 comedy film directed by Michael Dowse. The story revolves around Doug Glatt, a bouncer who becomes

Goon (2011)

Goon is a 2011 comedy film directed by Michael Dowse. The story revolves around Doug Glatt, a bouncer who becomes an unexpected hero as an enforcer for a minor league hockey team. This hilarious sports comedy showcases the unconventional journey of Doug as he navigates his way through the rough and tumble world of hockey. The film stars Seann William Scott as the lovable and dim-witted Doug Glatt, along with Jay Baruchel, Alison Pill, and Liev Schreiber. With its witty dialogue, slapstick humor, and heartwarming moments, Goon provides a delightful and entertaining experience for fans of sports movies and comedies. For an immersive experience, you can play and download the sounds from this film here.

A career a lot of people believe is coming to a close.
A career a lot of people believe is coming to a close.
A few shots in. Smith trying with the uppercut.
A few shots in. Smith trying with the uppercut.
A handsome surgeon, I bet you're batting them off.
A handsome surgeon, I bet you're batting them off.
A pair of falafels this boy has on him.
A pair of falafels this boy has on him.
A power play goal.
A power play goal.
A special light, like E.T.
A special light, like E.T.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Thank you.
Aah! Thank you.
Across her C section scars.
Across her C section scars.
Actually, he's lucky he wasn't fucking killed.
Actually, he's lucky he wasn't fucking killed.
Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down.
Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down.
After serving his 20 game suspension,
After serving his 20 game suspension,
Ah! Come on, stop!
Ah! Come on, stop!
Ah! You feel that shit, Rhea?
Ah! You feel that shit, Rhea?
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah...
All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player.
All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player.
All right, boys, here we go!
All right, boys, here we go!
All right, boys, listen up! We're still in this thing.
All right, boys, listen up! We're still in this thing.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, Dougie!
All right, Dougie!
All right, lads! All right.
All right, lads! All right.
All right, then. Welcome to "Hot Ice."
All right, then. Welcome to "Hot Ice."
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!
All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!
All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!
All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!
And "D" for Doug Glatt.
And "D" for Doug Glatt.
And a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history.
And a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history.
And a lot of other people, too.
And a lot of other people, too.
And aren't just a figment of my aging imagination,
And aren't just a figment of my aging imagination,
And as I was going up the ramp,
And as I was going up the ramp,
And do you have any fucking Percocets, man?
And do you have any fucking Percocets, man?
And Dougie took one in the face!
And Dougie took one in the face!
And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended.
And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended.
And Glatt was looking the other way.
And Glatt was looking the other way.
And he could put that cocksucker away, too.
And he could put that cocksucker away, too.
And he really can't hack it.
And he really can't hack it.
And he told me that I'd won the grand prize
And he told me that I'd won the grand prize
And he told me that I'd won the grand prize
And he told me that I'd won the grand prize
And I crashed into the dumpster
And I crashed into the dumpster
And I guess what I'm trying to say
And I guess what I'm trying to say
And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it.
And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it.
And I like power drinks and water.
And I like power drinks and water.
And I promise that I'll never call you.
And I promise that I'll never call you.
And I rolled over on it, and it, like, burst all over me.
And I rolled over on it, and it, like, burst all over me.
And I started, like, rolling around into, like, the medical waste
And I started, like, rolling around into, like, the medical waste
And I'm a huge bitch.
And I'm a huge bitch.
And I've been kind of telling her,
And I've been kind of telling her,
And if the hockey gods truly exist
And if the hockey gods truly exist
And it's you and me...
And it's you and me...
And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else.
And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else.
And Montreal grabs him.
And Montreal grabs him.
And my dad and my brother,
And my dad and my brother,
And now it comes off the backboard. It's brought right back...
And now it comes off the backboard. It's brought right back...
And now LaFlamme actually takes a run at big Rhea.
And now LaFlamme actually takes a run at big Rhea.
And purpose.
And purpose.
And rip their fucking hearts out!
And rip their fucking hearts out!
And she has this dance move she does
And she has this dance move she does
And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.
And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.
And take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea.
And take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea.
And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,
And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,
And the Highlanders
And the Highlanders
And the Highlanders bring it away.
And the Highlanders bring it away.
And the lovable, wisecracking, Mick best friend,
And the lovable, wisecracking, Mick best friend,
And the pressure's really starting to mount on this kid,
And the pressure's really starting to mount on this kid,
And the puck drops! Face off win by Hamilton.
And the puck drops! Face off win by Hamilton.
And the puck is dropped.
And the puck is dropped.
And the St. John's Shamrocks.
And the St. John's Shamrocks.
And the team needs somebody to light the way.
And the team needs somebody to light the way.
And the worst part was there was this big bag of pee,
And the worst part was there was this big bag of pee,
And their doctor son, Ira.
And their doctor son, Ira.
And this should be a dandy confrontation.
And this should be a dandy confrontation.
And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend.
And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend.
And what a spark he'll be!
And what a spark he'll be!
And when I say, you get over there,
And when I say, you get over there,
And you have earned every piece of this.
And you have earned every piece of this.
And you just fucked us!
And you just fucked us!
And you should be proud of me.
And you should be proud of me.
And your fucking sweater vest, police state censorship, okay?
And your fucking sweater vest, police state censorship, okay?
And, yes, we are gonna have a dustup.
And, yes, we are gonna have a dustup.
Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it.
Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it.
Are in the fucking toilet.
Are in the fucking toilet.
Are you at the library?
Are you at the library?
Are you on a date with this loser?
Are you on a date with this loser?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you there, Doug? It's me, Margaret!
Are you there, Doug? It's me, Margaret!
Aren't you guys playing us tonight?
Aren't you guys playing us tonight?
As Halifax looks to extend their winning streak to four.
As Halifax looks to extend their winning streak to four.
As they've connected with about 30 punches total.
As they've connected with about 30 punches total.
Asians are an industrious people.
Asians are an industrious people.
Ass licker! Am I the only one here?
Ass licker! Am I the only one here?
Assistant captain. Good on you. Keep up the good work.
Assistant captain. Good on you. Keep up the good work.
At 3:00 in the morning?
At 3:00 in the morning?
Attaboy, Dougie! Attaboy!
Attaboy, Dougie! Attaboy!
Attaboy, Dougie! Come on, kiddo!
Attaboy, Dougie! Come on, kiddo!
Aw, you're very nice to me.
Aw, you're very nice to me.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Back of the bus.
Back of the bus.
Bam!
Bam!
Barbara, I'd like you to meet Dr. and Mrs. Glatt.
Barbara, I'd like you to meet Dr. and Mrs. Glatt.
Beach ball is bigger than puck. That's why joke is.
Beach ball is bigger than puck. That's why joke is.
Beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me.
Beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me.
Because I'm not.
Because I'm not.
Because the bun is all around it, and you can eat it from a stick.
Because the bun is all around it, and you can eat it from a stick.
Because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball.
Because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball.
Beer and soup, that's my thing.
Beer and soup, that's my thing.
Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here.
Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here.
Between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt.
Between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt.
Big win here tonight for Halifax,
Big win here tonight for Halifax,
Boner genocide!
Boner genocide!
Bonne nuit.
Bonne nuit.
Boom! Uppercut!
Boom! Uppercut!
Boston sends him down to St. John's.
Boston sends him down to St. John's.
Both still on their feet.
Both still on their feet.
Both teams jockeying for the eighth and final playoff spot in the East.
Both teams jockeying for the eighth and final playoff spot in the East.
Boys, we're in this fucking thing.
Boys, we're in this fucking thing.
Boys.
Boys.
But I am a hockey player, sir.
But I am a hockey player, sir.
But I don't actually find it that gross.
But I don't actually find it that gross.
But I just miss you.
But I just miss you.
But I prefer corndogs because you don't need a bun for it
But I prefer corndogs because you don't need a bun for it
But I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out
But I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out
But know this shit hard.
But know this shit hard.
But like me, that's all you fucking got.
But like me, that's all you fucking got.
But they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs.
But they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs.
But what happened between us the other night,
But what happened between us the other night,
But you play 11 fucking minutes.
But you play 11 fucking minutes.
Bye bye, bitch!
Bye bye, bitch!
Bye, Doug.
Bye, Doug.
Bye, Doug.
Bye, Doug.
Bye, Doug.
Bye, Doug.
Bye, Eva.
Bye, Eva.
Call him Belchie. He's from Regina.
Call him Belchie. He's from Regina.
Caller, you're blowing hot ice.
Caller, you're blowing hot ice.
Can I get a Gatorade?
Can I get a Gatorade?
Can they hang on?
Can they hang on?
Center! Center!
Center! Center!
Cheap shot, Rhea. No need.
Cheap shot, Rhea. No need.
Clear it out now! Clear it out!
Clear it out now! Clear it out!
Clear it out! Clear it out! Give me the puck!
Clear it out! Clear it out! Give me the puck!
Clear the fucking crease!
Clear the fucking crease!
Clear them out! Front of the crease the whole time.
Clear them out! Front of the crease the whole time.
Coach, you're not actually gonna let this guy join the team.
Coach, you're not actually gonna let this guy join the team.
Coach.
Coach.
Cocksucker!
Cocksucker!
Come here, you piece of fucking shit!
Come here, you piece of fucking shit!
Come here, you piece of shit!
Come here, you piece of shit!
Come here. You want some?
Come here. You want some?
Come on now! Let's go!
Come on now! Let's go!
Come on out here, son.
Come on out here, son.
Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on!
Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on!
Come on, boys!
Come on, boys!
Come on, boys! 10 seconds left now.
Come on, boys! 10 seconds left now.
Come on, boys! Let's go! Fresh sheet of ice. Breathe it in!
Come on, boys! Let's go! Fresh sheet of ice. Breathe it in!
Come on, boys! Work those corners!
Come on, boys! Work those corners!
Come on, Doug!
Come on, Doug!
Come on, Doug!
Come on, Doug!
Come on, Doug!
Come on, Doug!
Come on, Dougie!
Come on, Dougie!
Come on, Dougie!
Come on, Dougie!
Come on, Dougie! Come on, Dougie!
Come on, Dougie! Come on, Dougie!
Come on, Dougie! Take his fucking head off!
Come on, Dougie! Take his fucking head off!
Come on, Gord.
Come on, Gord.
Come on, Highlanders!
Come on, Highlanders!
Come on, ref! You can't call that!
Come on, ref! You can't call that!
Come on, sit.
Come on, sit.
Come on, you fucking pussy!
Come on, you fucking pussy!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Breathe in that fresh air. Come on!
Come on! Breathe in that fresh air. Come on!
Come out there for a tryout.
Come out there for a tryout.
Concord pulling the goaltender. Going with six attackers.
Concord pulling the goaltender. Going with six attackers.
Cuts toward the net.
Cuts toward the net.
Cw!
Cw!
Delayed penalty.
Delayed penalty.
Did we win?
Did we win?
Did you just watch "Rudy"?
Did you just watch "Rudy"?
Did you know that cows only meow when people are around?
Did you know that cows only meow when people are around?
Dipsy doodles, leaves bodies in his wake.
Dipsy doodles, leaves bodies in his wake.
Do exactly what I say.
Do exactly what I say.
Do you believe in miracles?
Do you believe in miracles?
Do you have any idea what would happen
Do you have any idea what would happen
Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
Do you pee rainbows? You fart cinnamon?
Do you pee rainbows? You fart cinnamon?
Do you want to make the playoffs or not?
Do you want to make the playoffs or not?
Don't hesitate. Good to meet you.
Don't hesitate. Good to meet you.
Don't you fucking dare.
Don't you fucking dare.
Doug "The Hammer" Smith of the Packers.
Doug "The Hammer" Smith of the Packers.
Doug "The Thug" Glatt!
Doug "The Thug" Glatt!
Doug did not follow in the family vocation.
Doug did not follow in the family vocation.
Doug, Doug!
Doug, Doug!
Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.
Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.
Doug, watching you tonight
Doug, watching you tonight
Doug, you're not that stupid.
Doug, you're not that stupid.
Doug!
Doug!
Doug!
Doug!
Doug! Doug!
Doug! Doug!
Doug! Oh, my God! Doug!
Doug! Oh, my God! Doug!
Doug! Where were you?
Doug! Where were you?
Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug.
Doug...
Doug...
Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to fucking drop the gloves
Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to fucking drop the gloves
Dougie, any thoughts?
Dougie, any thoughts?
Dougie, hey, keep that fucking crease clean!
Dougie, hey, keep that fucking crease clean!
Dougie, my friend. Good to see you as always, hey.
Dougie, my friend. Good to see you as always, hey.
Dougie, on LaFlamme! Stick to him! Stick to him!
Dougie, on LaFlamme! Stick to him! Stick to him!
Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme the entire game.
Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme the entire game.
Dougie!
Dougie!
Dougie!
Dougie!
Dougie? Doug?
Dougie? Doug?
Dougie. Hey, Dougie. You're all right. You did it.
Dougie. Hey, Dougie. You're all right. You did it.
Dougie...
Dougie...
Douglas Menahem Glatt!
Douglas Menahem Glatt!
Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this,
Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this,
Early in the third
Early in the third
Easy, boys.
Easy, boys.
Eat that shit, Matlock!
Eat that shit, Matlock!
Eh? Fuck this fucking sad shit!
Eh? Fuck this fucking sad shit!
Either one of you want to venture to guess as to who's who?
Either one of you want to venture to guess as to who's who?
Emerson moves up the wing. Looks across, finds Jones.
Emerson moves up the wing. Looks across, finds Jones.
Eva likes Doug.
Eva likes Doug.
Eva, I really like your name.
Eva, I really like your name.
Eva!
Eva!
Eva! Don't say that.
Eva! Don't say that.
Eva? Hey, Eva baby.
Eva? Hey, Eva baby.
Eva? Hey!
Eva? Hey!
Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting.
Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting.
Everybody, donair on the house tonight, huh?
Everybody, donair on the house tonight, huh?
Everybody's got something but me.
Everybody's got something but me.
Everyone else seems to.
Everyone else seems to.
Everything on the line here
Everything on the line here
Exactly what I say. You got it? Nothing else.
Exactly what I say. You got it? Nothing else.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
For fuck's sake, kid, stop staring at me.
For fuck's sake, kid, stop staring at me.
For fuck's sake!
For fuck's sake!
For once in my life, I'm actually a part of something.
For once in my life, I'm actually a part of something.
For the record, they're both adopted.
For the record, they're both adopted.
For you, anything, buddy.
For you, anything, buddy.
Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener.
Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener.
Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin.
Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin.
From now on, no matter what happens,
From now on, no matter what happens,
From what I saw from him, he seemed like a really nice guy.
From what I saw from him, he seemed like a really nice guy.
Frozen with concern.
Frozen with concern.
Fuck a duck! Pig fucker!
Fuck a duck! Pig fucker!
Fuck him, man.
Fuck him, man.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck me, Angus.
Fuck me, Angus.
Fuck this! I'm done!
Fuck this! I'm done!
Fuck you, faggot!
Fuck you, faggot!
Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!
Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!
Fuck you, Oshawa!
Fuck you, Oshawa!
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck your Ed Hardy shirt!
Fuck your Ed Hardy shirt!
Fuck your parents if they don't fucking appreciate you, man.
Fuck your parents if they don't fucking appreciate you, man.
Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal.
Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! He's got his hand up already.
Fuck! He's got his hand up already.
Fuck! I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, sir, ma'am.
Fuck! I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, sir, ma'am.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck...
Fuck...
Fucking kills me to see him like this.
Fucking kills me to see him like this.
Funny ha ha?
Funny ha ha?
Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
Gay porn hard!
Gay porn hard!
Get 'em off! Get 'em off now! Come on!
Get 'em off! Get 'em off now! Come on!
Get changed. In my office.
Get changed. In my office.
Get harder than them, guys.
Get harder than them, guys.
Get him off!
Get him off!
Get him out of there, please.
Get him out of there, please.
Get him. Come on, man.
Get him. Come on, man.
Get off the ice, Glatt!
Get off the ice, Glatt!
Get some clapping going. What the fuck?
Get some clapping going. What the fuck?
Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lane.
Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lane.
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck over here!
Get the fuck over here!
Get your fucking game faces on.
Get your fucking game faces on.
Get your heads out of your ass, eh? Jesus!
Get your heads out of your ass, eh? Jesus!
Gets a chance, takes the shot!
Gets a chance, takes the shot!
Gets it over to Gill. He scored!
Gets it over to Gill. He scored!
Gets it over. They take another look. Put out in front.
Gets it over. They take another look. Put out in front.
Give it 121% tonight!
Give it 121% tonight!
Give the old man one last shot at a ring.
Give the old man one last shot at a ring.
Glad to have you here, bud.
Glad to have you here, bud.
Glatt and Rhea both in the penalty box.
Glatt and Rhea both in the penalty box.
Glatt will head straight to the front of the net.
Glatt will head straight to the front of the net.
Glatt, go to the end of the bench.
Glatt, go to the end of the bench.
Glatt, he duffs the shot, gets it back to LaFlamme.
Glatt, he duffs the shot, gets it back to LaFlamme.
Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey!
Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey!
Glatt, you're promoted.
Glatt, you're promoted.
Glatt!
Glatt!
Glatt! Glatt!
Glatt! Glatt!
Glatt! LaFlamme!
Glatt! LaFlamme!
Glatt! What are you doing?
Glatt! What are you doing?
Glatt! What are you fucking doing, motherfucker?
Glatt! What are you fucking doing, motherfucker?
Go get 'em, Dougie!
Go get 'em, Dougie!
Go get him.
Go get him.
Go, Glatt. Don't deviate! Exactly like I said.
Go, Glatt. Don't deviate! Exactly like I said.
Go, Highlanders!
Go, Highlanders!
God damn it. And Glatt!
God damn it. And Glatt!
God fucking damn it!
God fucking damn it!
God fucking damn it!
God fucking damn it!
Goes right through the defense. In on goal.
Goes right through the defense. In on goal.
Good for you, kid.
Good for you, kid.
Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning.
Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning.
Gord Ogilvey getting into only the third fight
Gord Ogilvey getting into only the third fight
GORD What are these doing here?
GORD What are these doing here?
Grabbing onto the fucking meat right there.
Grabbing onto the fucking meat right there.
Great save, Belchior!
Great save, Belchior!
Great.
Great.
Halifax gets the face off. Back to LaFlamme.
Halifax gets the face off. Back to LaFlamme.
Halifax has broken the losing streak.
Halifax has broken the losing streak.
Halifax winds it up. Here's a blast!
Halifax winds it up. Here's a blast!
Halifax! Halifax!
Halifax! Halifax!
Hard!
Hard!
Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy?
Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy?
Have you given any thought at all to the head injuries
Have you given any thought at all to the head injuries
Having sat out 12 games after his infamous head shot
Having sat out 12 games after his infamous head shot
He can't stop. It's like Tourette's.
He can't stop. It's like Tourette's.
He comes up ice with a full head of steam.
He comes up ice with a full head of steam.
He dropped Miciak like nothing!
He dropped Miciak like nothing!
He ends up going number two overall,
He ends up going number two overall,
He forced him to take a penalty.
He forced him to take a penalty.
He gets it back again. Swings by another check.
He gets it back again. Swings by another check.
He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once
He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once
He got suspended for 20 fucking games.
He got suspended for 20 fucking games.
He is the master. All right, Fucking Guys Up 101.
He is the master. All right, Fucking Guys Up 101.
He may not be back at all.
He may not be back at all.
He puts it out in front. He scores!
He puts it out in front. He scores!
He starts away. He spins away from one check.
He starts away. He spins away from one check.
He starts hanging with the wrong people.
He starts hanging with the wrong people.
He starts missing practices.
He starts missing practices.
He takes the pass. Here comes LaFlamme.
He takes the pass. Here comes LaFlamme.
He was fucking instigating!
He was fucking instigating!
He won't be heard from till next week!
He won't be heard from till next week!
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
He's a one man wrecking crew.
He's a one man wrecking crew.
He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!
He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!
He's got it, though. He's got the stuff.
He's got it, though. He's got the stuff.
He's not done yet.
He's not done yet.
He's okay. He's always had bad fucking ankles.
He's okay. He's always had bad fucking ankles.
He's run into by Finnerty, and now Glatt comes in.
He's run into by Finnerty, and now Glatt comes in.
He's straight up the middle, in across the left.
He's straight up the middle, in across the left.
He's the coach and general manager of the Halifax Highlanders.
He's the coach and general manager of the Halifax Highlanders.
He's tied this thing 2 2 with 5:23 left.
He's tied this thing 2 2 with 5:23 left.
He's very robust.
He's very robust.
He's with my brother.
He's with my brother.
Head up, head up, head up, head up! Go, go, go, go!
Head up, head up, head up, head up! Go, go, go, go!
Hello, sir. My name is Doug Glatt.
Hello, sir. My name is Doug Glatt.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Here come the Highlanders!
Here come the Highlanders!
Here come the Kings with a man advantage.
Here come the Kings with a man advantage.
Here comes LaFlamme,
Here comes LaFlamme,
Here comes... Shifty LaFlamme once again.
Here comes... Shifty LaFlamme once again.
Here in this game between the Laval Kings and...
Here in this game between the Laval Kings and...
Here we are!
Here we are!
Here we go now, boys. Real hockey! Let's go now. Get it back!
Here we go now, boys. Real hockey! Let's go now. Get it back!
Here we go, boys! Here we go!
Here we go, boys! Here we go!
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go! Oh, my God!
Here we go! Oh, my God!
Here we go! The fries have been frenched.
Here we go! The fries have been frenched.
Here.
Here.
Here. You can use this like a towel to dry off.
Here. You can use this like a towel to dry off.
Here's a little dose. Little dose.
Here's a little dose. Little dose.
Here's a shot on goal. The save is made by Belchior.
Here's a shot on goal. The save is made by Belchior.
Here's Jefferson of the Steelers in front of the net.
Here's Jefferson of the Steelers in front of the net.
Here's LaFlamme moving up the right side.
Here's LaFlamme moving up the right side.
Here's LaFlamme, picks up the puck behind the net.
Here's LaFlamme, picks up the puck behind the net.
Here's LaFlamme, steals the puck at his blue line.
Here's LaFlamme, steals the puck at his blue line.
Here's LaFlamme. He moves it over to Glatt.
Here's LaFlamme. He moves it over to Glatt.
Here's LaFlamme. Steps out on the ice.
Here's LaFlamme. Steps out on the ice.
Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards.
Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards.
Here's the shot! He scores!
Here's the shot! He scores!
Hey, bud, wait up.
Hey, bud, wait up.
Hey, come on.
Hey, come on.
Hey, Glatt, you little fucking dickweed!
Hey, Glatt, you little fucking dickweed!
Hey, he can skate!
Hey, he can skate!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, kid!
Hey, kid!
Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team.
Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team.
Hey, Louis!
Hey, Louis!
Hey, my brother's GAY!
Hey, my brother's GAY!
Hey, my brother's gay.
Hey, my brother's gay.
Hey, Pretty good! Pretty good!
Hey, Pretty good! Pretty good!
Hey, want to go?
Hey, want to go?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Come on!
Hey! Come on!
Hey! Hi, Eva.
Hey! Hi, Eva.
Hey! What the hell?
Hey! What the hell?
Hey. Had to go potty?
Hey. Had to go potty?
Hi, Eva.
Hi, Eva.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hi, there! You are the final caller ever on "Hot Ice".
Hi, there! You are the final caller ever on "Hot Ice".
Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs.
Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs.
Hi, there. I'm Eva.
Hi, there. I'm Eva.
Hi!
Hi!
Highlanders, gay porn hard!
Highlanders, gay porn hard!
Highlanders!
Highlanders!
Hit me again.
Hit me again.
Hm.
Hm.
Ho, doctor! What a debut!
Ho, doctor! What a debut!
Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie!
Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie!
Holy fuck! We got the worried ladyfriend face
Holy fuck! We got the worried ladyfriend face
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy lick, boy!
Holy lick, boy!
Holy shit, could this guy dance with the puck!
Holy shit, could this guy dance with the puck!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How about it, eh? God bless Newfoundland!
How about it, eh? God bless Newfoundland!
How long do you think you can do this?
How long do you think you can do this?
How long does it take you to get your hair like that?
How long does it take you to get your hair like that?
How many minutes did you play tonight, huh?
How many minutes did you play tonight, huh?
How? You're in China.
How? You're in China.
Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Huh? You have a little puss puss?
Huh? You have a little puss puss?
Huh. That's...
Huh. That's...
I ain't much for waiting around.
I ain't much for waiting around.
I am predicting that this fucking game becomes an absolute ass raping
I am predicting that this fucking game becomes an absolute ass raping
I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated.
I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated.
I am.
I am.
I broke my ankle, like, in three places,
I broke my ankle, like, in three places,
I can do this all night, boys.
I can do this all night, boys.
I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!
I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!
I can't really talk now. That's why I was texting you.
I can't really talk now. That's why I was texting you.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I could really use some of that.
I could really use some of that.
I didn't know which was which,
I didn't know which was which,
I dig hockey players.
I dig hockey players.
I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade,
I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade,
I don't even know what the fuck I'm...
I don't even know what the fuck I'm...
I don't got a thing.
I don't got a thing.
I don't have a thing, you know?
I don't have a thing, you know?
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. I don't think so.
I don't know about that. I don't think so.
I don't know if I have any talent.
I don't know if I have any talent.
I don't know if you want to, like, you know, join us.
I don't know if you want to, like, you know, join us.
I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at.
I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at.
I don't know whether that's the best idea.
I don't know whether that's the best idea.
I don't know. 11. So?
I don't know. 11. So?
I don't know. No.
I don't know. No.
I don't play much hockey.
I don't play much hockey.
I don't think the Moncton goalie saw any part of that.
I don't think the Moncton goalie saw any part of that.
I don't...
I don't...
I fucking love it.
I fucking love it.
I fucking loved it.
I fucking loved it.
I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it.
I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it.
I got a brother, Ron.
I got a brother, Ron.
I got it! I got it! Coach, I'm doing it!
I got it! I got it! Coach, I'm doing it!
I got something I want to discuss with you.
I got something I want to discuss with you.
I got to go, Doug.
I got to go, Doug.
I guess hockey is like math to him.
I guess hockey is like math to him.
I hate spit! I hate it!
I hate spit! I hate it!
I have a boyfriend, which is awesome.
I have a boyfriend, which is awesome.
I have a really huge crush on you.
I have a really huge crush on you.
I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight.
I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight.
I hope to see you there tomorrow at 2:30.
I hope to see you there tomorrow at 2:30.
I just have to go to the washroom a sec.
I just have to go to the washroom a sec.
I know how you like Middle Eastern food.
I know how you like Middle Eastern food.
I like Eva.
I like Eva.
I like standing up for my team, you know?
I like standing up for my team, you know?
I like that better.
I like that better.
I liked making out with you. It was fun.
I liked making out with you. It was fun.
I love you, bud.
I love you, bud.
I love you, Mama.
I love you, Mama.
I love you, Mom.
I love you, Mom.
I lure you in by beating the fuck out of you.
I lure you in by beating the fuck out of you.
I made a dive.
I made a dive.
I mean, I lost my woman, and I don't see my kid enough.
I mean, I lost my woman, and I don't see my kid enough.
I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist.
I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist.
I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out.
I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out.
I never fucking signed no one's dick, man.
I never fucking signed no one's dick, man.
I really feel like getting hammered right now.
I really feel like getting hammered right now.
I really miss you both.
I really miss you both.
I remember when his dick
I remember when his dick
I said we'll talk tomorrow.
I said we'll talk tomorrow.
I see you.
I see you.
I sleep around.
I sleep around.
I started my career here in St. John's.
I started my career here in St. John's.
I suppose this is as good a place as any for me to end up.
I suppose this is as good a place as any for me to end up.
I suppose you heard I'm gonna retire the end of the season.
I suppose you heard I'm gonna retire the end of the season.
I think I nailed him.
I think I nailed him.
I think it's a pretty name, like your face.
I think it's a pretty name, like your face.
I think it's only fitting that I... I'm winding it up here.
I think it's only fitting that I... I'm winding it up here.
I think that we both have a light in our stomachs.
I think that we both have a light in our stomachs.
I think you're fucking being pretty gay.
I think you're fucking being pretty gay.
I think you're fucking being pretty gay.
I think you're fucking being pretty gay.
I want to see every single one of you
I want to see every single one of you
I want you to take that fucking energy out onto the ice.
I want you to take that fucking energy out onto the ice.
I was just checking.
I was just checking.
I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.
I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.
I will lay you the fuck out.
I will lay you the fuck out.
I will. I got some for you.
I will. I got some for you.
I'll be direct.
I'll be direct.
I'll fill your big, thick ass full of fucking corndogs.
I'll fill your big, thick ass full of fucking corndogs.
I'll light your fucking ass up.
I'll light your fucking ass up.
I'll probably feature it on next week's "Hot Ice"
I'll probably feature it on next week's "Hot Ice"
I'll sign your dick, Doug.
I'll sign your dick, Doug.
I'll tell you my problem.
I'll tell you my problem.
I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
I'm a big fan. It's a good show.
I'm a big fan. It's a good show.
I'm a fucking hockey player.
I'm a fucking hockey player.
I'm a slut, Doug.
I'm a slut, Doug.
I'm a very bad girlfriend.
I'm a very bad girlfriend.
I'm always gonna be watching your back.
I'm always gonna be watching your back.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, for what I did.
I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, for what I did.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna be okay, right?
I'm gonna be okay, right?
I'm gonna fight you, man.
I'm gonna fight you, man.
I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady.
I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady.
I'm gonna score a goal just for you right now.
I'm gonna score a goal just for you right now.
I'm gonna watch you walk up the stairs to make sure that you're safe.
I'm gonna watch you walk up the stairs to make sure that you're safe.
I'm high on painkillers.
I'm high on painkillers.
I'm horny a lot.
I'm horny a lot.
I'm just not in...
I'm just not in...
I'm not paying anything! Fuck!
I'm not paying anything! Fuck!
I'm on your team! Does anybody else see this shit?
I'm on your team! Does anybody else see this shit?
I'm open!
I'm open!
I'm really sorry, man.
I'm really sorry, man.
I'm so excited. Fuck it!
I'm so excited. Fuck it!
I'm so fucking proud!
I'm so fucking proud!
I'm sorry, Coach.
I'm sorry, Coach.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm such a moron.
I'm sorry. I'm such a moron.
I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry. Nice to meet you.
I'm strong. I can protect people.
I'm strong. I can protect people.
I'm stupid. He's gay.
I'm stupid. He's gay.
I'm stupid. You're gay.
I'm stupid. You're gay.
I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins.
I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins.
I'm truly fucking proud of you.
I'm truly fucking proud of you.
I'm... sorry?
I'm... sorry?
I've been at this since I was 17,
I've been at this since I was 17,
I've been playing hockey my whole life.
I've been playing hockey my whole life.
I've been telling him about you, and I think you can really help him out.
I've been telling him about you, and I think you can really help him out.
I've fucked up a lot of things in my life.
I've fucked up a lot of things in my life.
I've fucking never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before.
I've fucking never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before.
I've had enough of you
I've had enough of you
I've heard this song before, folks.
I've heard this song before, folks.
Icing the pucks are like equations, eh, Parkey?!
Icing the pucks are like equations, eh, Parkey?!
If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow
If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow
If I could just see you.
If I could just see you.
If I gave you these flowers...
If I gave you these flowers...
If I stopped watching your back?
If I stopped watching your back?
If they don't, they're gonna wind up on the golf course early,
If they don't, they're gonna wind up on the golf course early,
If they wanted to see just...
If they wanted to see just...
If you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep,
If you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep,
If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.
If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.
If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.
If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.
Imagine if you played in a league where they actually played hockey.
Imagine if you played in a league where they actually played hockey.
In across the line. He fakes, backhand, he scores!
In across the line. He fakes, backhand, he scores!
In fact, on my wedding night.
In fact, on my wedding night.
In front of a good crowd
In front of a good crowd
Is 'cause you're on my team.
Is 'cause you're on my team.
Is he *******?
Is he *******?
Is I feel I've gained a family with you boys.
Is I feel I've gained a family with you boys.
Is looking for a little spark to ignite his team.
Is looking for a little spark to ignite his team.
Is that number taken?
Is that number taken?
Isn't that unbelievable?
Isn't that unbelievable?
It all starts with this player he's got there,
It all starts with this player he's got there,
It didn't hurt at all.
It didn't hurt at all.
It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not,
It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not,
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It fucking stinks.
It fucking stinks.
It goes back to Emerson.
It goes back to Emerson.
It goes there to Lemieux.
It goes there to Lemieux.
It is beach ball
It is beach ball
It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater.
It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater.
It opens up a little room.
It opens up a little room.
It says here that you have brown eyes.
It says here that you have brown eyes.
It says your name. It says your fucking name on the back.
It says your name. It says your fucking name on the back.
It was a one off.
It was a one off.
It was a pretty brutal chop.
It was a pretty brutal chop.
It was instinct...
It was instinct...
It was like you were doing what you were born to do.
It was like you were doing what you were born to do.
It was really windy that day, so I started pedaling really fast,
It was really windy that day, so I started pedaling really fast,
It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time.
It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time.
It's a rough, physical game tonight, folks.
It's a rough, physical game tonight, folks.
It's a simple misunderstanding, you know?
It's a simple misunderstanding, you know?
It's all on the line here, the eighth and final playoff spot.
It's all on the line here, the eighth and final playoff spot.
It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.
It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.
It's fine. I think it's cute.
It's fine. I think it's cute.
It's gonna be too many men on the ice.
It's gonna be too many men on the ice.
It's good.
It's good.
It's hilarious!
It's hilarious!
It's like the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate.
It's like the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate.
It's made from the same material they make snowsuits out of.
It's made from the same material they make snowsuits out of.
It's my job, Mom. Um, I'm a hockey player.
It's my job, Mom. Um, I'm a hockey player.
It's nice to meet you. I'm Glug Datt. Doug Glatt.
It's nice to meet you. I'm Glug Datt. Doug Glatt.
It's not a hobby.
It's not a hobby.
It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus.
It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus.
It's official, the mascot.
It's official, the mascot.
It's the mascot of the team I play for...
It's the mascot of the team I play for...
It's time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock.
It's time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock.
It's time to welcome...
It's time to welcome...
Je ne parle pas Français.
Je ne parle pas Français.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Jesus and the donkey mother fucked it on!
Jesus and the donkey mother fucked it on!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. I can't stomach this shit any more.
Jesus Christ. I can't stomach this shit any more.
Jesus, it's early!
Jesus, it's early!
Jesus, look at him. It's pathetic!
Jesus, look at him. It's pathetic!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jones now flips it up the right side.
Jones now flips it up the right side.
Just 1:04 left, score is tied.
Just 1:04 left, score is tied.
Just like a Belchie!
Just like a Belchie!
Just park your ass in front of that goaltender and screen him, okay?
Just park your ass in front of that goaltender and screen him, okay?
Just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.
Just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.
Just... Get lost. I got it.
Just... Get lost. I got it.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Keep moving. Get in the box.
Keep moving. Get in the box.
Keep the wolves out of the barn, man. 8 seconds!
Keep the wolves out of the barn, man. 8 seconds!
Kick his ass, Dougie! Come on!
Kick his ass, Dougie! Come on!
Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit.
Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit.
Kid, you ready?
Kid, you ready?
Kid...
Kid...
Kids buy it, and they wear it, and it's got our name on it.
Kids buy it, and they wear it, and it's got our name on it.
Kim lets the shot go! Hits Glatt. He scored!
Kim lets the shot go! Hits Glatt. He scored!
Kim scored!
Kim scored!
Kimmy, get off! Get off! Go, go, go, go! Skate!
Kimmy, get off! Get off! Go, go, go, go! Skate!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period.
Lady's choice.
Lady's choice.
LaFlamme a tremendous move.
LaFlamme a tremendous move.
LaFlamme has taken it on his shoulders!
LaFlamme has taken it on his shoulders!
LaFlamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt.
LaFlamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt.
LaFlamme serving a high sticking major
LaFlamme serving a high sticking major
LaFlamme still looking to find his game.
LaFlamme still looking to find his game.
LaFlamme takes it to him! He scored!
LaFlamme takes it to him! He scored!
LaFlamme was severely concussed...
LaFlamme was severely concussed...
LaFLAMME: I'm open!
LaFLAMME: I'm open!
LaFLAMME: You don't know shit about hockey, you bulimic Don Cherry!
LaFLAMME: You don't know shit about hockey, you bulimic Don Cherry!
LaFlamme!
LaFlamme!
LaFlamme.
LaFlamme.
Language! Do you mind, Pat?
Language! Do you mind, Pat?
Left to right, we know that.
Left to right, we know that.
Lemieux gets in across the line, takes the shot.
Lemieux gets in across the line, takes the shot.
Let me talk to your buddy there, Doug, okay?
Let me talk to your buddy there, Doug, okay?
Let's do this. Don't be a pussy.
Let's do this. Don't be a pussy.
Let's drop the fucking puck!
Let's drop the fucking puck!
Let's get fucking real, boys.
Let's get fucking real, boys.
Let's get fucking real!
Let's get fucking real!
Let's get so fucking drunk
Let's get so fucking drunk
Let's go get 'em, boys!
Let's go get 'em, boys!
Let's go, boys!
Let's go, boys!
Let's go, boys! Stick with him. Stick with him.
Let's go, boys! Stick with him. Stick with him.
Let's go, Doug!
Let's go, Doug!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go, man! Let's go, fuck face! Boom!
Let's go, man! Let's go, fuck face! Boom!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go, boys! Let's go, Dougie!
Let's go! Let's go, boys! Let's go, Dougie!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go! Change it up!
Let's go. Let's go! Change it up!
Let's just go watch the Assassins kick the shit out of Oshawa.
Let's just go watch the Assassins kick the shit out of Oshawa.
Let's keep it together!
Let's keep it together!
Like a basketball?
Like a basketball?
Like flushing a $5 million contract up your nose funny?
Like flushing a $5 million contract up your nose funny?
Like some Nancy boy, middle aged fuck.
Like some Nancy boy, middle aged fuck.
Like the Bible,
Like the Bible,
Like, last week, he called in
Like, last week, he called in
Like, look at you. You're a fucking beast.
Like, look at you. You're a fucking beast.
Like, you have your show.
Like, you have your show.
Listen up, cash!
Listen up, cash!
Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight.
Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight.
Long after you got no reason to.
Long after you got no reason to.
Look at that face period!
Look at that face period!
Look at this beautiful smile!
Look at this beautiful smile!
Look at you! Did you fall off a toilet paper roll?
Look at you! Did you fall off a toilet paper roll?
Look like they might just make a run for the playoffs after all.
Look like they might just make a run for the playoffs after all.
Look, I got it.
Look, I got it.
Look...
Look...
Looks like Ronnie Hortense
Looks like Ronnie Hortense
Looks like these fans are out for blood tonight.
Looks like these fans are out for blood tonight.
Loopy.
Loopy.
Love with him.
Love with him.
Man on, Kimmy! Man on!
Man on, Kimmy! Man on!
Man on, man on!
Man on, man on!
Man, I'm wasted.
Man, I'm wasted.
Maybe you and I could hang out sometime,
Maybe you and I could hang out sometime,
Maybe you can snap that whole team awake.
Maybe you can snap that whole team awake.
Mind if I cut in with my beautiful dong?
Mind if I cut in with my beautiful dong?
Mm, this is me.
Mm, this is me.
Mm...
Mm...
Mom...
Mom...
Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?
Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Mr. and Mrs. Goldsmith, you guys look too young.
Mr. and Mrs. Goldsmith, you guys look too young.
My ass!
My ass!
My boyfriend got home a few days ago.
My boyfriend got home a few days ago.
My cousin Sherilyn, she works for this titty bar
My cousin Sherilyn, she works for this titty bar
My father didn't kick the Nazis'...
My father didn't kick the Nazis'...
My squeeze is late, actually.
My squeeze is late, actually.
My stomach light needs your stomach light.
My stomach light needs your stomach light.
Nice fight.
Nice fight.
Nice hit, eh?
Nice hit, eh?
Nice job, bro!
Nice job, bro!
Nice one, Dougie!
Nice one, Dougie!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice work, rookie. Come on, let's go!
Nice work, rookie. Come on, let's go!
No glory holes here tonight, man!
No glory holes here tonight, man!
No goal! No goal! No goal!
No goal! No goal! No goal!
No way a baby come out there!
No way a baby come out there!
No way! You adopted!
No way! You adopted!
No, I can't! Okay?
No, I can't! Okay?
No, I wanted to give this to Mom and Dad, actually,
No, I wanted to give this to Mom and Dad, actually,
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck?
No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck?
No, no, no, sit down. Sit down.
No, no, no, sit down. Sit down.
No, no, Steve O. Get back, get back!
No, no, Steve O. Get back, get back!
No, thanks. Oh, so nice of you. No, I'm good. Thanks.
No, thanks. Oh, so nice of you. No, I'm good. Thanks.
No, we're not breaking up.
No, we're not breaking up.
No, we're not breaking up.
No, we're not breaking up.
No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.
No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.
No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.
No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.
No! It's hilarious.
No! It's hilarious.
No. Hey, what happened?
No. Hey, what happened?
No. I did it. I broke up with him.
No. I did it. I broke up with him.
No. Thank you so much for asking me.
No. Thank you so much for asking me.
Nobody wants to play? Nobody wants to play.
Nobody wants to play? Nobody wants to play.
Not necessarily in that order.
Not necessarily in that order.
Not nice!
Not nice!
Nothing. Nothing's coming through, and you're fucking tiring out.
Nothing. Nothing's coming through, and you're fucking tiring out.
Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room.
Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room.
Now Ferris shoots it up the boards.
Now Ferris shoots it up the boards.
Now Glatt steps in.
Now Glatt steps in.
Now Kim goes into the corner.
Now Kim goes into the corner.
Now let's play like we're supposed to be here!
Now let's play like we're supposed to be here!
Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone,
Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone,

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