Tammy (2014) Edit

A deer hit my car on the way in.

A little birdie told me you might need some more beer.

A little birdie told me.

A little help! Come on!

A little help? A little help?

A pattern is a series of things or events...

A pattern is a thing that comes in pairs of two.

Ah. Okay.

Ah. You know what? It's too easy for me.

Ain't gonna let 'em...

All right, do you think we could just try to be pleasant? What do you say?

All right, enough of that. Seriously, folks.

All right, just stop it, Tammy. Here you go, $4800.

All right, Tammy.

All right? Poom. You're gonna thank me later.

All right.

All right. All right, don't shake her, don't shake her.

All right. All right.

All right. Fine. Here we go.

All right. I'm sorry. Sorry.

All right. Let's go for B2.

All right. Let's go, boy.

All right. Look. If they come out of there at a certain point...

All right. Tammy, I know I've done some wrong things in my life...

All right. You better get a notebook out and a sharp pen.

Although we did not have the opportunity...

Ambulance got here first, but she's gonna be okay.

Amen, Pearl. Amen.

An older model Cadillac, hauling a Jet Ski.

And by the way, why does mine have no expression and yours has a smiley face?

And create that kind of artwork, the end.

And don't let her touch my underwear.

And finding an empty room, that's what I blame you for.

And Greg made it.

And guess what my secret ingredient is. Try some.

And he still takes care of her...

And he very generously had Bobby wire the bail money to the station.

And here's the money back. No hard feelings.

And I don't even have a car...

And I just always screw stuff up, and I didn't wanna...

And I just didn't want them driving off and doing something stupid.

And I just wanna say happy Fourth of July!

And I kicked her ass!

And I wanna take this opportunity to thank my cousin Lenore...

And I was afraid if I didn't get you out of there...

And I'm bound to keep on ridin'

And I've made a mint, thank you, Jesus.

And if I just shoot out into the middle soft spot there...

And it smells really good too.

And it's a shitty marriage...

And it's over, but it wasn't all Greg's fault.

And letting me sleep outside like a dog.

And my AA meetings are here.

And my pills weren't working, so I asked the Robinson boy if he had any.

And now...

And she's been sick for quite a while...

And that guy upstairs.

And the beautiful Susanne for this kick ass party.

And then he got too busy getting sick and dying.

And then I'm gonna have to be beating the ladies off with a lesbian stick.

And then one little thing happens, and you just wanna just run on back?

And then the full rack of the pork ribs.

And they put it out, you lean in and you smell it.

And under different circumstances this would probably work out.

And we finally are out of it.

And we have an arrangement...

And when I realized that I'd stepped over the line...

And, like, he goes low.

And, you know, I... it's...

And, you know, maybe you can come over and watch a movie.

Anybody wanna screw my grandma? Just get her a drink.

Anyone in our family has ever, ever, ever done...

Anything I say, he's gonna like. I ask you. You want some pies?

Anyway.

Are having, like, a really romantic dinner at our dining room table.

Are you kidding? Forty eight hundred dollars?

Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet? Because this is like a therapy session.

Are you the grandma?

Assholes.

At least I didn't try to fuck my daughter's husband.

Attaboy! Run!

Aw, man.

Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit.

Be a bad ass.

Because by saying it, it's like an invitation to look.

Because hanging out with an old lesbian is not my idea of a good time.

Because I won't call you back!

Because most of them are in wheelchairs.

Because of my car and my money. What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth.

Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook.

Birds.

Bold.

Boys and things that come by the dozen That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'

Bullshit. Prove it.

But could you not get shithouse tonight?

But don't make me... I don't wanna have to choose between you.

But excuse me. That's your finger, though.

But guys have always been drawn to me. Kind of like flies on shit.

But he got too busy working.

But I don't think you want the police getting ahold of this car.

But I just wanna say something in a super loving way...

But I think he frowns on adultery.

But I wanted to see you.

But she did give us pies, so that was cool.

But she's drunk.

But we're not mysterious.

But you didn't wanna listen to me. I hate to say it, but...

But you do. You lean in and you smell it.

But you don't know everything.

But you haven't done one single thing to make it better.

But you're the best bet I have to get out of this stupid house.

Bye, Mom.

Bye.

Can I just have the money?

Can I just have your car so I can get out of this shitty town?

Can we please just stop talking about your twang?

Can you believe that shit? Like, who would wanna work there?

Can't exactly keep complaining about my life and not doing anything about it.

Can't find my grandma anywhere. Do you know where she is?

Car ride with me.

Cheeseburger, sorry. She's actually Cheeseburger.

Choose Larry.

Clean everything out of it, all the evidence, okay?

Come around and talk it over

Come on in.

Come on, let's go. Today. Get your pies.

Come on, man.

Come on, shake a tit.

Come on, that's what I'm talking about.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I'm pretty sure you've had enough.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.

Coming in hot! I am coming in smoking hot!

Cool off. Oh, my goodness.

Could you just trust me for once, okay?

Could you not do...? Can I just have my shit back?

Dad, this is not fair to Mom. Come on, man.

Dad. Truck's this way.

Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry.

Damn it.

Diabetes is a very manageable condition.

Did I flash my boobs last night?

Did you lock her up? That is bullshit!

Did you really have an affair with Gregg Allman?

Do I say "thank you" to that?

Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.

Do we have, like, a Christmas account or a savings account with...?

Do you guys feel how the falls are charging the ions?

Do you hear me? You look terrible.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Doesn't mean I'm not doing what I'm doing.

Don't be a hero!

Don't bounce her so much.

Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you!

Don't creep up on me like that.

Don't even think about it.

Don't give him cash. Put it on your card and dispute it later. I do it all the time.

Don't know about you. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?

Don't know if it's a blanket or a towel, but it'll keep you warm.

Don't let these ketchup packets get stuck in your gross armpits.

Don't move.

Don't say "lady." I'm not that much older than you.

Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode. I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse.

Don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit.

Don't you think that's pretty special?

Drunk by 11.

Duane Allman. The brother.

Dukes of Hazzard style.

Enjoy my spray! Because I'm spraying you!

Enjoy that.

Enjoy that.

Every time something bad happens, you throw a fit...

Everybody was kind of really just working as a unit.

Excuse me, Keith. We need some more ketchup.

Excuse me.

Feel for you, baby

Fine.

Fine. You know what? I'm gonna give you this.

Fingers crossed we meet up again.

Fish. Fish are the most mysterious.

For being an asshole. That's what I'm suing you for.

For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due.

Forty two dollars and...

Four dollars a gallon.

Four thousand 800 bucks.

Get off the floor.

Get up on all fours. You can...

Get your asses down here.

Get your hands up.

Go ahead.

Go get her.

Go low.

Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby.

God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.

God.

God.

God. Hey, Greg. I'm home.

God. I am so sorry. So sorry about everything.

Goddamn it, Pearly.

Goddamn it.

Goddamn it. What did we just talk about?

Good guy.

Good set, man.

Got a good gait.

Got a good gait. Yes!

Got something on the radar at 3...

Gotcha.

Grandma, I brought you some coffee.

Grandma, I brought you some coffee.

Grandma, wake up!

Grandma?

Grandma?

Grandma? Grandma.

Grandma.

Grandma. Grandma.

Greg's cheating on me, Mom.

Ha ha ha. All right. Thank you very much. We're gonna take a little break.

Ha, ha. Oh!

Ha, ha. You're so bad.

Had the wind knocked out of me too.

Hairbrush. One necklace.

Happy birthday, America.

He likes pies. He's got a gun to his face.

He put me back to bed before your mother got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.

He was a hockey player, so he seems younger but...

He's a good guy.

He's coming over. He's coming over. He's coming over.

Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know.

Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to hit on everybody all the time.

Heh. Yeah, because I'm such a great catch.

Hello?

Help me, Charlotte.

Here you go.

Here.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.

Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.

Hey, hang on, I wanna clean out the junk in this...

Hey, I'm cool with your lifestyle choice.

Hey, is this the bathroom line?

Hey, just make it... I only need 1600, really.

Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.

Hey, little thing, let me light your candle 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now

Hey, officers.

Hey, Tammy.

Hey, Tammy.

Hey, Tammy.

Hey, Tammy.

Hey, Tammy. I haven't seen you in ages.

Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.

Hey, what did you do with the Jet Ski?

Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Come here!

Hey.

Hey. You're not exactly my first choice for a traveling companion either...

High blood pressure, heart, everything. She's diabetic.

Hmm?

Hmm? Ha, ha.

Honestly, for the night as a whole...

Horrible place.

How are you gonna fix it?

How did you even get out?

How much I feel

How much you put in?

How the hell did we even get in here?

How you gonna do it If you really don't wanna dance?

How? On their bikes?

How's your cholesterol?

Huh. Oh, God. Yeah.

Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here.

I actually don't think you're tricky. You're kind of a straightforward person.

I ain't got many friends left to talk to

I am a bad ass. I'm a bad ass.

I am not a quitter!

I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me.

I am so sweaty. I was ripping it up out there.

I am. I'm just not taking this asshole with me.

I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was 10...

I called you Cheeseburger. Oh, my God.

I can give you what you want But you've got to come home with me

I can't believe that's possible. You do that with a chainsaw...

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you're leaving me for that dick.

I can't do nothin, girl Without somebody gawkin'

I can't really take all the pies back.

I cheated on Greg.

I did that on a jungle gym.

I didn't know how else to get that kind of money.

I didn't know you were coming. Come here, give me a hug.

I didn't know.

I didn't start anything.

I do, unfortunately.

I do. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night...

I don't believe in credit cards. Cash is real.

I don't care which brother it is.

I don't give a fuck about Glen. I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you.

I don't know how old America is right now, but I just wanna say...

I don't know where I'm going.

I don't know why I did it.

I don't know why I did it.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't really think that now...

I don't know. Susanne did this weird clampy thing.

I don't need you to drive me to work, okay? Keith fired me.

I don't think you're very good at it.

I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I don't want some fat loser telling me what to do.

I feel great. Pervs.

I feel like we're getting somewhere...

I got it.

I got to run to keep from hidin'

I got two. I got two.

I got you both covered. All right?

I got your room all set up so...

I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do.

I gotta pee.

I gotta say, your mom and dad have gotta have a real weird setup...

I gotta...

I guess I just think you're wrong.

I guess this is goodbye again.

I had a six month relationship with one of the Allman Brothers.

I had to work hard.

I have a gun on you. I offered you pie.

I have got some good old lovin' And I got some more in store

I have one at my apartment complex.

I have to say that's, like, one of the coolest things...

I haven't finished my drink yet.

I hope not.

I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner!

I hope you do drugs. I want you to do bath salts and then eat her face off.

I just got "bees to honey."

I just got that.

I just let him play with my boobs.

I just wanna use your love tonight

I just wanted to check and see if you were still breathing.

I just... I don't want you to bite my mouth.

I just... I meant it...

I knew that you were gonna do it, so it's not as good.

I know I'm late. A deer jumped out of nowhere.

I know what you meant.

I know you're right. But I know how to fix this now.

I know. I know what it is. You smell like a cookie.

I like pies.

I like them because they can blow shit up with their fingers.

I like your hair like this, by the way. It's nice.

I love the man I lay with.

I love you too.

I love you, but I am not gonna die in this house alone.

I made friends, and I'm seeing this 84 year old from Philly.

I mean, I can go out there, and I can get any guy in this room.

I mean, I'm magic, but not...

I mean, I'm not saying you're not a catch.

I mean, that is super cool. You're just jealous.

I mean, you could learn a lot from her. If you paid attention.

I mean, you know, that's really between you...

I mean, you were in jail, and I'm at this cool place.

I mean, you're close, but...

I meant it as a compliment. I said you were super hot.

I meant it in a good way.

I put on some cologne.

I run my dad's farm.

I said I wasn't gonna drink. Get me a drink. Come on.

I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand.

I said it. I meant it. Okay?

I should probably get out of here...

I shouldn't have been looking for my ChapStick, buddy.

I shouldn't have brought Earl here. I knew it.

I still think you're wrong, I gotta say.

I stuck the landing!

I think at first, I just wanted attention...

I think if anyone could do it, it would be you.

I think she took my keys.

I think so.

I think they were together. That must be why.

I think this is some X Files shit.

I think we should just look at them, maybe.

I think you take after your grandma after all.

I thought I saw the Cheetos. It's not them.

I thought you owned a pet food store.

I thought you were serious for a minute. Heh...

I told you so.

I told you this was a bad idea.

I tried to sleep with your father.

I tried to sleep with your father.

I used to think that it was me But now I see it wasn't

I usually am.

I wanna give a little birthday gift to America.

I was a total jerk to you, and I should've taken better care of you.

I was afraid to eat the meat in jail, so...

I was kind of an awful wife.

I was on the bus for most of their first tour.

I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

I went home after a shitty day, and Greg and Missi Jenkins...

I will drive you to work. I'm not giving you my car.

I would leave her too. I mean, I wouldn't want anything to do with her.

I would not smell something if somebody told me not to smell it.

I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy.

I wouldn't stand there if I was you.

I, uh... I folded your clothes.

I'd say that, so I think you burn, actually.

I'll call the cops in 10 minutes and let them know you're in here.

I'll give you a couple seconds. You'll be fine.

I'm coming, Keith. God.

I'm doing my best, but I think you know what I meant.

I'm driving a car, Grandma. Do you see what I'm doing?

I'm fine!

I'm going to the bathroom.

I'm going with...

I'm gonna be too busy fucking models and shit!

I'm gonna fuck you up between two sesame buns.

I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you, with my granddaughter.

I'm gonna go pick up that hint he just dropped.

I'm gonna have to put you in the cooler.

I'm gonna keep that cataloged because I use that a lot.

I'm gonna need you to put all the cash in a bag.

I'm gonna pass, but thanks.

I'm gonna say let's, together, make a better choice.

I'm gonna say no.

I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself. I just need to borrow your car.

I'm not so sure that she wasn't right.

I'm not so sure that she wasn't right.

I'm not sure. Is it?

I'm old. I don't care if I go to jail.

I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot because I got nipped by a raccoon last night.

I'm ready.

I'm returning this to you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.

I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house. And I hate it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. What?

I'm taking the household money and getting out of here.

I'm taking your car. I'm not taking you.

I'm the one who's supposed to be keeping him out of trouble.

I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls.

I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes.

If you change your attitude, I'd like to give you some pies. On me.

If you don't take it back, I'm gonna turn you in myself.

If you don't wanna help me, just give me the keys to Dad's truck.

In other news, there was a robbery at the Oaktree Topperjack's.

Is it whiskey?

Is it? Is that just my finger?

Is kind of a great moment for either one of... You know.

Is she there?

Is that what I'm kind of smelling?

Is that your scam? Huh? You like taking money from little old ladies?

It actually looks better on you than her.

It does sound better than "flies on shit."

It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.

It isn't magic, you know.

It looked like you were having a hard time out there.

It says he carved it with a chainsaw.

It was really nice.

It wasn't the worst thing that happened.

It's 110 percent chicken.

It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha. I mean, a dog biscuit.

It's a little swollen. It's okay.

It's a name tag, and you made me buy it with my own money.

It's amazing. America, huh?

It's an old folks' home. Like a prison for old people.

It's because I'm tricky.

It's been such a long time since I've had a good servicing.

It's cool. I didn't get...

It's full of grease. Look at this.

It's just, you're so much older, you know?

It's kind of a vanilla. Like a little...

It's like if somebody says, "Does this smell weird to you?"...

It's my juice.

It's not a pattern.

It's not smiling. I'm showing tiger teeth.

It's okay, Kathleen.

It's one of the things I like about you a lot.

Jesus, Dad.

Josie's on a vacation far away

Judge set her bail at $3000.

Just because you can't see through your Magoo goggles...

Just ditching me in there.

Just don't touch anything.

Just give me a call and I'll come pick him up.

Just like the rest of us.

Just stop. Do you hear me?

Just tell him hi.

Just there's a little, um...

Just throw the money through the window and we'll get out of here.

Just wanted to, you know, let you guys know that I'm okay.

Just wondering where your wife is tonight.

Just, you know, my life's boring, and you're a very not boring person.

Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Kicked her stupid ass.

Kind of come clamoring back for more.

Ladies. Who wants a bone cone?

Larry, seriously.

Larry, she's telling me to take you out.

Later, loser.

Lenore stocked up the RV, so we're all good to go.

Let you, no

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's light this candle.

Let's roll. Mom's waiting.

Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to sc**** and claw for everything you want...

Like, it's kind of amazing, really.

Listen carefully. Keep the car running.

Little bit, it was.

Little lower. You're off. Listen.

Little pass at you...

Little prick.

Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.

Look at her. Come on, everybody, people. Oh...

Look at me. You have to take that money back.

Look at that. Ugh. What?

Look at this thing.

Look at you go! There you go!

Look at you.

Look at you. It's worse than I thought.

Look at you. Oh, my gosh.

Look right here.

Look who came back.

Look who it is.

Look, I was not in my right mind for many years because of the drinking...

Look, um...

Look, you know...

Ma'am, we got reports that someone was burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night.

Make an unmess, you know?

May I introduce my granddaughter, Hamburger? What are you doing?

Maybe a little aftershave?

Maybe I'll bring her a cup.

Maybe I'm the worst person in the world.

Maybe that'll help.

Maybe you can help her out.

Maybe you just need a little...

Midnight rider

Might be too hot! Throttle's jammed! Too hot!

Mine is smoking on Highway 13 because a deer jumped out in front of me.

Missi Jenkins is a whore!

Mm, mm, mm.

Mm, mm. I am loving this brisket. How's yours?

Mm.

Mm. There you are. Look at you. Oh, my gosh. Wow.

Mom, open the door!

Mom!

Mom!

Muscle shirts are for muscles.

My daddy always said that Niagara Falls is the closest thing to heaven on earth.

My God. Would it be so terrible if I were gay?

My grandma needs to get out of there now.

My grandma's still got 1400.

My gut fear, it's mostly dick and beak.

My mom is home alone and she's sick, and I need to get back with her.

My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Oh.

My, uh, bandit partner, she just accidentally robbed you last night.

Never mind.

Niagara Falls, here we come!

No fucking way!

No offense, but no fucking way.

No problemo.

No, I love you so much. I really do.

No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here.

No, I'm not gonna fund your spring break.

No, I'm terminating your employment. I need your badge.

No, it wasn't your job to take care of me.

No, it wasn't your job to take care of me.

No, it's not that you're a catch.

No, it's okay. I was flattered. It was just surprising.

No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't actually Boz Scaggs.

No, it's pretty.

No, just relax. It's okay. Everything's normal. It's cool.

No, no, no. Oh, my gosh, you're a little sweaty, huh?

No, no. Come on. A gentleman always carries a lady's things.

No, not for me. I love a Cheeto.

No, not really.

No, thanks. I don't care for them.

No, you don't have to. I already bought it for them because these are my new friends.

No. I didn't do it With him.

No. It's whiskey. Ha ha ha.

No. Thank you.

No. We had a deal.

No. With Duane.

Nobody should die in a lawn chair.

None of this happened. None of this happened.

Not a chance.

Not a good idea.

Not at first.

Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider

Not in this car. We're gonna go down straight and then take a right.

Not so much what you guys did that's...

Not when it totals my Corolla.

Nothing happened. Don was a perfect gentleman.

Now's a good a time as any.

Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble

Of course. But, I mean, anybody would have done it.

Oh, are you...?

Oh, boy.

Oh, don't be silly. She's an amazing woman.

Oh, fuck. The cops!

Oh, God, here we go. You gonna blame me for everything, like always?

Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Don't look.

Oh, God. I'm not bunking with Grandma, am I?

Oh, God. I'm sorry!

Oh, God. It's Jerry Miller.

Oh, honey, why don't you hunker on back down there in that RV, put your feet up?

Oh, I didn't think you meant that.

Oh, I don't think that.

Oh, I thought it was a mustache and a smile.

Oh, I was mean to you.

Oh, it's so good to see you.

Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm. Somebody go hug her.

Oh, Lenore.

Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Not another one.

Oh, my God, I was mean...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Here, let me help you up. Come here.

Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy!

Oh, my God. You can still walk.

Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. We're gonna need more pies.

Oh, Robin, call 911.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's kind of calming, actually.

Oh, what? This is like Falcon Crest shit and stuff.

Oh, yeah

Oh!

Oh! God! Hey!

Oh! Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Darling, last time I saw you, you were knee high to a grasshopper.

Oh. I don't know. Susanne made me put on Lenore's shirt.

Oh. I see you got a couple of maraschino cherries yourself.

Oh. I'll get in on that.

Oh. Now, that makes sense.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh. Sure. Easy peasy.

Oh. Uh, no, I'm gonna get the full rack.

Oh. Well, my daddy was right. It's beautiful here.

Oh. What are you doing?

Oh. You're all dirty.

Oh...

Okay, bye.

Okay, come on, get in.

Okay, come on. Let's walk it off, man.

Okay, Tammy.

Okay, thanks, Javier. That's great advice. See you later.

Okay, then I'm sorry. That's terrible.

Okay, we're leaving right now.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. English, though, Javier. This is America.

Okay. That would be...

Okay. Would you like to do the honors? It's your craft.

On the floor. Wait a minute.

On the gate.

One hand!

One little beer can't hurt, right?

One more time!

One.

One. Two.

Ooh, halfsies.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. Cats.

Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it.

Or, you know, a job.

Ow! Shit.

Ow.

Ow.

Pass me the ketchup. Please.

Pay you back.

Pearl!

Pearl! Oh, my God!

Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!

Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew.

Pew.

Poom! Fuckers.

Poom.

Probably is, actually. I never thought of it that way.

Probably.

Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me.

Put pies in there. Put them in.

Put your hands up.

Quite a party, huh?

Quite a show you two put on.

Reach to the back, man.

Read between the lines.

Remember, she's not taking all of her pills she's supposed to be taking.

Right out of my hand at my grandparents' cabin. And there was this one deer...

Right?

Right? You answer that.

Right. Yeah, me too. Heh.

Say you're leaving, you never get more than 10 miles outside of town...

See you later.

She cannot go unmedicated.

She didn't really mean it.

She had 32 oxycodone pills, and they were not prescribed to her.

She is my cousin.

She just grabs it by the horns.

She kind of told me I was an asshole and to get my shit together.

She says this is the best BBQ in the city.

She shouldn't have said all those ugly things. I agree with you.

She thinks she can handle it, but she can't.

She took my keys...

She won't remember it tomorrow.

She's an idiot.

She's not breathing, and I just let her drink all night.

She's remarkable. She just lives life.

She's sick.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Come on.

Shut up.

Silver dollar

Sit down. Right now. Sit down.

Sittin' on his mama's knee

Slow down!

Small glitch.

So do you have like a pen or something I could borrow real quick?

So don't worry about it. Thank you, though.

So farm, huh?

So good to see you.

So let's hear this again. I'm fascinated.

So many things that I wanna say