Tommy Devito Soundboard Edit

But i'm funny how I mean funny like i'm a clown I amuse you I make you laugh i'm here to fucking amuse you what do you mean funny how am I funny

Fucking rat anyway his whole family's all rats he would've grown up to be a rat

Funny how

Go get me a fucking drink! move it you little prick you walk like fucking stepin fetchit

He's a big boy he knows what he said what did you say

He's fucking fine all right so he got shot in the foot what is it a big fucking deal

He's hanging on my fucking neck like a vulture what do you want

Hey! you want to laugh this prick last week asked me to christen his kid

How do I know if you're kidding what do you mean you're kidding you're breaking my fucking balls

I said all right i'll tell you something go fuck your mother

I said bing what are you doing here I told you to go fuck your mother

Oklahoma kid that's me! i'm the oklahoma kid!

Put the fucking pot down you gonna take the coffee

Spider that fucking bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head you know that

What are you going to tell us though guy I said my usual zero nothing why tell you the fuck

What are you waiting for the car's cold get the fuck out of here! what fucking warm it up get out of here!

What are you worried about you worry too much everything is beautiful there's nothing to worry about

What's wrong with you you're not normal she's right what's wrong with you what kind of person are you what is the matter with you

Yeah motherfuck them every chance you get

You didn't bring coffee what do I look like a fucking caterer

You fucking varmint dance! yahoo you motherfucker!

You know these jew broads got a lot of money maybe the family owns the whole fucking block

You said i'm funny how the fuck am I funny what the fuck is so funny about me tell me what's funny

You trying to make me think what the fuck I did here it was an accident fuck him little fucking actor

520 ain't even close to 469 what's that got to do with anything