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The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) The Perks of Being a Wallflower is a critically acclaimed coming-of-age drama film

The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

The Perks of Being a Wallflower is a critically acclaimed coming-of-age drama film released in 2012. Adapted from the best-selling novel by Stephen Chbosky, who also directed the movie, it tells the story of Charlie, a shy and introverted high school freshman played by Logan Lerman. Charlie navigates the ups and downs of adolescence with the help of his new friends, Patrick (Ezra Miller) and Sam (Emma Watson). Together, they form a bond that helps Charlie discover his place in the world and confront his own troubled past.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower features a talented cast that includes Paul Rudd, Dylan McDermott, Nina Dobrev, Mae Whitman, and Johnny Simmons. The film is renowned for its heartfelt performances, genuine depiction of teenage struggles, and the timeless themes of friendship, love, and self-acceptance.

If you are looking to experience the sounds that accompany this touching story, you can play and download the soundtrack, which includes a mesmerizing blend of songs from various artists like David Bowie, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, and many more.
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A big deal about itself though, you know what I mean?
A big deal about itself though, you know what I mean?
A biscuit.
A biscuit.
A book about Harvey Milk...
A book about Harvey Milk...
A little closer together.
A little closer together.
A little shopping for you before you take off, huh?
A little shopping for you before you take off, huh?
A Magnetic Poetry set...
A Magnetic Poetry set...
A worse way to be honest with Mary Elizabeth.
A worse way to be honest with Mary Elizabeth.
About music and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
About music and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Absolutely not. Charlie, I'm not a bulimic.
Absolutely not. Charlie, I'm not a bulimic.
After all your help on my Penn State application?
After all your help on my Penn State application?
After that, all Patrick could talk about was college and all their futures.
After that, all Patrick could talk about was college and all their futures.
Ah! He's never tossing that salad.
Ah! He's never tossing that salad.
Alice did get into NYU film school.
Alice did get into NYU film school.
Alice.
Alice.
All right, big brother by three weeks, who's your Secret Santa?
All right, big brother by three weeks, who's your Secret Santa?
All right, Charlie.
All right, Charlie.
All right, Charlie. It's your turn.
All right, Charlie. It's your turn.
All right.
All right.
All right. "Chapter One."
All right. "Chapter One."
All right. All right, guys, I got,
All right. All right, guys, I got,
All right. Mary Elizabeth. For you.
All right. Mary Elizabeth. For you.
All right. We're goin' to Kings after the game if you wanna come.
All right. We're goin' to Kings after the game if you wanna come.
All the time.
All the time.
All their lives all the time.
All their lives all the time.
And a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice.
And a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice.
And after a while it sounds crazy.
And after a while it sounds crazy.
And everybody laughed but I don't understand what's funny.
And everybody laughed but I don't understand what's funny.
And everything that makes you wonder.
And everything that makes you wonder.
And forgive us our trespasses...
And forgive us our trespasses...
And from that moment, I'd know...
And from that moment, I'd know...
And get wasted all the time.
And get wasted all the time.
And go stag with her girlfriends instead.
And go stag with her girlfriends instead.
And he said "No," because at least now...
And he said "No," because at least now...
And how for the first time...
And how for the first time...
And how we've been through the same things.
And how we've been through the same things.
And I am looking at her.
And I am looking at her.
And I can't turn it off this time.
And I can't turn it off this time.
And I don't know how to not notice it.
And I don't know how to not notice it.
And I don't want to be a Mayview kid.
And I don't want to be a Mayview kid.
And I had to admit something really upsetting, but...
And I had to admit something really upsetting, but...
And I hope you have a great time this summer on your vacations.
And I hope you have a great time this summer on your vacations.
And I know it's the last day...
And I know it's the last day...
And I need to turn things around.
And I need to turn things around.
And I think I might be better at teaching than writing.
And I think I might be better at teaching than writing.
And I thought someday I'd be at a party in college or something...
And I thought someday I'd be at a party in college or something...
And I tried not to mind that she loves to hold hands...
And I tried not to mind that she loves to hold hands...
And I was feeling feverish...
And I was feeling feverish...
And I wouldn't make you nervous.
And I wouldn't make you nervous.
And I'd look up and see this person across the room.
And I'd look up and see this person across the room.
And I'm really excited to finally learn...
And I'm really excited to finally learn...
And in this moment, I swear...
And in this moment, I swear...
And it gets better.
And it gets better.
And just a few hours before, everyone I love...
And just a few hours before, everyone I love...
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us...
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us...
And married his nice dad when we moved here.
And married his nice dad when we moved here.
And maybe if it does get bad again...
And maybe if it does get bad again...
And maybe if she didn't put down the books that Mr. Anderson gives me.
And maybe if she didn't put down the books that Mr. Anderson gives me.
And my roommate Katie has the best taste in music.
And my roommate Katie has the best taste in music.
And normally, I would just blow it off, because school dances suck torture.
And normally, I would just blow it off, because school dances suck torture.
And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person"...
And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person"...
And our pictures will become old photographs.
And our pictures will become old photographs.
And parents love you.
And parents love you.
And Sam got her letter from Penn State.
And Sam got her letter from Penn State.
And saying that he was going to hell.
And saying that he was going to hell.
And sexist. I mean, it's like "Hey, thanks for the crumb."
And sexist. I mean, it's like "Hey, thanks for the crumb."
And she is so beautiful.
And she is so beautiful.
And she let some of the guys feel them.
And she let some of the guys feel them.
And she said that when Sam was a freshman...
And she said that when Sam was a freshman...
And she turned her life around.
And she turned her life around.
And since I heard that having a girlfriend makes you happy...
And since I heard that having a girlfriend makes you happy...
And some unexpected beautiful days.
And some unexpected beautiful days.
And that's where we get the term...
And that's where we get the term...
And the boyfriend says, "Stop. You're killing him."
And the boyfriend says, "Stop. You're killing him."
And the Schenley Park scene.
And the Schenley Park scene.
And then there was Sam.
And then there was Sam.
And then there's Brad Hays.
And then there's Brad Hays.
And then...
And then...
And these assholes, they actually think they're being original.
And these assholes, they actually think they're being original.
And think that counts as love.
And think that counts as love.
And thinking about love.
And thinking about love.
And this club off the Strip. They don't card.
And this club off the Strip. They don't card.
And this one's for me.
And this one's for me.
And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity.
And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity.
And tomorrow, she's leaving.
And tomorrow, she's leaving.
And wants to go to film school.
And wants to go to film school.
And why do they give out letter jackets to marching band?
And why do they give out letter jackets to marching band?
And you can't have three on a match because then they'd find us.
And you can't have three on a match because then they'd find us.
And you helped me.
And you helped me.
And you know what happened?
And you know what happened?
And you understand.
And you understand.
And you're not small.
And you're not small.
And you've known for six months?
And you've known for six months?
And, well, she had boobs in 4th grade.
And, well, she had boobs in 4th grade.
Anybody else?
Anybody else?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Are these all your books, Charlie?
Are these all your books, Charlie?
Are we talking about anyone specific?
Are we talking about anyone specific?
Are you going to New York?
Are you going to New York?
Are you having a good time?
Are you having a good time?
Are you kidding? I love The Smiths. Best breakup band ever.
Are you kidding? I love The Smiths. Best breakup band ever.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you proud to be a senior...
Are you proud to be a senior...
Are you ready to meet some desperate women?
Are you ready to meet some desperate women?
Are you sure it's not a "goddamn biscuit"?
Are you sure it's not a "goddamn biscuit"?
Are you sure it's okay that I come?
Are you sure it's okay that I come?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
As I enter the school for the first time...
As I enter the school for the first time...
As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is a writer.
As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is a writer.
As they were all getting ready for their prom.
As they were all getting ready for their prom.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
At her going away party...
At her going away party...
Aw! Look at you guys.
Aw! Look at you guys.
Basically Craig has been cheating on Sam the whole time.
Basically Craig has been cheating on Sam the whole time.
Beautifully done.
Beautifully done.
Because Brad had to get drunk every time they fooled around.
Because Brad had to get drunk every time they fooled around.
Because he wants to be near the music in Seattle.
Because he wants to be near the music in Seattle.
Because I don't want them...
Because I don't want them...
Because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
Because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.
Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen.
Because I might be too busy trying to participate.
Because I might be too busy trying to participate.
Because she's a Buddhist and a punk.
Because she's a Buddhist and a punk.
Because she's a Buddhist and a punk.
Because she's a Buddhist and a punk.
Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve...
Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve...
Because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.
Because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.
Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State...
Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State...
Believe it or not, she's gotten straight A's since kindergarten.
Believe it or not, she's gotten straight A's since kindergarten.
Billie Holiday and foreign films.
Billie Holiday and foreign films.
Bob, did you get him stoned?
Bob, did you get him stoned?
Bob.
Bob.
Box office.
Box office.
Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
Brad doesn't want anyone to know.
Brad doesn't want anyone to know.
Brad kept saying that his dad would kill him.
Brad kept saying that his dad would kill him.
Brad?
Brad?
Brad's father caught them together.
Brad's father caught them together.
Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more.
Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
But after a while he runs out of things to keep himself numb.
But after a while he runs out of things to keep himself numb.
But Brad's a senior.
But Brad's a senior.
But despite that distinct possibility...
But despite that distinct possibility...
But for all the wrong reasons.
But for all the wrong reasons.
But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.
But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.
But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
But I don't care.
But I don't care.
But I don't know what I'd write about.
But I don't know what I'd write about.
But I forgive you.
But I forgive you.
But I got my S.A.T. results back.
But I got my S.A.T. results back.
But I want to forget about that for a minute, okay?
But I want to forget about that for a minute, okay?
But I was getting so mad, it was starting to scare me.
But I was getting so mad, it was starting to scare me.
But I will say there were some very bad days.
But I will say there were some very bad days.
But I'm gonna have to guess Alice.
But I'm gonna have to guess Alice.
But I'm trying not to be judgmental.
But I'm trying not to be judgmental.
But I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
But I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
But if we could keep it to a dull roar, I'd appreciate it.
But if we could keep it to a dull roar, I'd appreciate it.
But if you knew the things that were in my head most of the time...
But if you knew the things that were in my head most of the time...
But it was enough to start putting these pieces together.
But it was enough to start putting these pieces together.
But not like the slap kind. Like, the real kind.
But not like the slap kind. Like, the real kind.
But now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore.
But now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore.
But right now these moments are not stories.
But right now these moments are not stories.
But she's not bitter or anything. Make no mistake.
But she's not bitter or anything. Make no mistake.
But somehow she always acts like my father at the end of a long day.
But somehow she always acts like my father at the end of a long day.
But the son just yells, "Get out."
But the son just yells, "Get out."
But there's history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
But there's history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
But they say if you make one friend...
But they say if you make one friend...
But they're gonna need people when we go to college.
But they're gonna need people when we go to college.
But things are a total disaster.
But things are a total disaster.
But tomorrow is my first day of high school ever.
But tomorrow is my first day of high school ever.
But we can choose where we go from there.
But we can choose where we go from there.
But you wore that toasty costume. It's not like it's cute or original.
But you wore that toasty costume. It's not like it's cute or original.
But, look,
But, look,
But, you know, I'm still searching for it, so yeah.
But, you know, I'm still searching for it, so yeah.
But, you know, it's my last year and...
But, you know, it's my last year and...
By listening to Sam's collection of big rock ballads...
By listening to Sam's collection of big rock ballads...
Bye, Charlie!
Bye, Charlie!
Bye.
Bye.
C minus! Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average!
C minus! Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average!
Call the police and send them to my house.
Call the police and send them to my house.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Can Charlie come out and play?
Can Charlie come out and play?
Can Charlie come out and play?
Can Charlie come out and play?
Can I ask you something?
Can I ask you something?
Can I have 30 dollars?
Can I have 30 dollars?
Can we be friends again?
Can we be friends again?
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine that?
Can you see it, Charlie?
Can you see it, Charlie?
Can't save anybody.
Can't save anybody.
Candace. Your brother's on the phone.
Candace. Your brother's on the phone.
Candace...
Candace...
Cash register.
Cash register.
Catches his son with another boy.
Catches his son with another boy.
Charlie has a breakdown scheduled for October.
Charlie has a breakdown scheduled for October.
Charlie just told me that his best friend shot himself.
Charlie just told me that his best friend shot himself.
Charlie Kelmeckis.
Charlie Kelmeckis.
Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
Charlie, Charlie, what do you think about high school?
Charlie, Charlie, what do you think about high school?
Charlie, please don't interrupt. You know I hate that.
Charlie, please don't interrupt. You know I hate that.
Charlie, take off your clothes.
Charlie, take off your clothes.
Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek.
Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek.
Charlie, trust me, you don't wanna go back in there.
Charlie, trust me, you don't wanna go back in there.
Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.
Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.
Charlie!
Charlie!
Charlie?
Charlie?
Charlie?
Charlie?
Charlie?
Charlie?
Charlie? Come on.
Charlie? Come on.
Charlie? Truth or dare?
Charlie? Truth or dare?
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie.
Charlie...
Charlie...
Color film, but black and white paper for printing.
Color film, but black and white paper for printing.
Come on out.
Come on out.
Come on, Charlie. Charlie!
Come on, Charlie. Charlie!
Come on, get dressed. You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.
Come on, get dressed. You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.
Come on, I got dinner ready.
Come on, I got dinner ready.
Come on, Sam, he likes it, just look at him.
Come on, Sam, he likes it, just look at him.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Let's keep the train rolling.
Come on! Let's keep the train rolling.
Come on.
Come on.
Come out, come out, wherever...
Come out, come out, wherever...
Come out, come out, wherever...
Come out, come out, wherever...
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Craig has flaked out on us again.
Craig has flaked out on us again.
Cry me a river.
Cry me a river.
Dad?
Dad?
Dare.
Dare.
Dear friend...
Dear friend...
Dear friend...
Dear friend...
Definitely.
Definitely.
Delve into our facilities.
Delve into our facilities.
Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer. Come on!
Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer. Come on!
Did you already do the term paper on To Kill a Mockingbird?
Did you already do the term paper on To Kill a Mockingbird?
Did you have fun on your break?
Did you have fun on your break?
Did you see his face?
Did you see his face?
Did your older friends pressure you?
Did your older friends pressure you?
Do you always want to be a mama's boy, Derek?
Do you always want to be a mama's boy, Derek?
Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
Do you have a favorite band?
Do you have a favorite band?
Do you like me?
Do you like me?
Do you mean the people that I've known since kindergarten...
Do you mean the people that I've known since kindergarten...
Do you remember anything before you blacked out?
Do you remember anything before you blacked out?
Do you see her?
Do you see her?
Do you trust me?
Do you trust me?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you want butter on your popcorn?
Do you want butter on your popcorn?
Do you want me to tell you?
Do you want me to tell you?
Do you want your friends to know how you got those bruises? Really?
Do you want your friends to know how you got those bruises? Really?
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be shy.
Don't be shy.
Don't be shy.
Don't be shy.
Don't wake your sister.
Don't wake your sister.
Don't wake your sister.
Don't wake your sister.
Don't worry, Mr. Anderson, I'm okay.
Don't worry, Mr. Anderson, I'm okay.
Don't you get it, Charlie?
Don't you get it, Charlie?
Don't you just love old music?
Don't you just love old music?
Drum roll.
Drum roll.
Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing.
Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing.
Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing.
Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing.
Emerge a star.
Emerge a star.
Especially because, ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria...
Especially because, ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria...
Especially Sam. She's great.
Especially Sam. She's great.
Even if you didn't know what I was talking about...
Even if you didn't know what I was talking about...
Even though I counted and I have...
Even though I counted and I have...
Even when her hands are sweaty.
Even when her hands are sweaty.
Every single time!
Every single time!
Everybody!
Everybody!
Everyone...
Everyone...
Everything was going to be okay.
Everything was going to be okay.
Everything was perfect and they're just about to "do it."
Everything was perfect and they're just about to "do it."
Ew!
Ew!
Except the final term paper if you get it right.
Except the final term paper if you get it right.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse us. Excuse me. Pardon.
Excuse us. Excuse me. Pardon.
Extra danger.
Extra danger.
Feel a little silly about being nervous now, huh, Champ?
Feel a little silly about being nervous now, huh, Champ?
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. Okay. Your turn.
Fine. Okay. Your turn.
First foreign film.
First foreign film.
For Christ's sake, I need to use the phone.
For Christ's sake, I need to use the phone.
For example, I'm trying to participate...
For example, I'm trying to participate...
Forget it.
Forget it.
Forty dollars to print Punk Rocky in color next time.
Forty dollars to print Punk Rocky in color next time.
Four, three, two, one.
Four, three, two, one.
Freshman year is tough, but...
Freshman year is tough, but...
From the heart.
From the heart.
Genius book.
Genius book.
Get a room.
Get a room.
Get him.
Get him.
Get out here, buddy.
Get out here, buddy.
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Gird your loins, procreator.
Gird your loins, procreator.
Give us this day our daily bread...
Give us this day our daily bread...
God bless this food we are about to receive.
God bless this food we are about to receive.
God, what am I supposed to...
God, what am I supposed to...
God, would you turn it down? You're gonna make us deaf.
God, would you turn it down? You're gonna make us deaf.
Goddamn Penguins.
Goddamn Penguins.
Going to get your birthday present.
Going to get your birthday present.
Gonna say something?
Gonna say something?
Good friends?
Good friends?
Good.
Good.
Good. 'Cause I made you a mix of it.
Good. 'Cause I made you a mix of it.
Great Gatsby?
Great Gatsby?
Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth.
Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth.
Guy. Guys. Thank you for such a great year.
Guy. Guys. Thank you for such a great year.
Guys, 1210.
Guys, 1210.
Guys, a receipt! She actually paid!
Guys, a receipt! She actually paid!
Guys, we have an emergency.
Guys, we have an emergency.
Had lunch with Craig today.
Had lunch with Craig today.
Had their last day of high school ever.
Had their last day of high school ever.
Hand them out, Sam.
Hand them out, Sam.
Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
Have a beautiful first date.
Have a beautiful first date.
Have a good one, guys.
Have a good one, guys.
Have a good summer.
Have a good summer.
Have a good time at your mom's.
Have a good time at your mom's.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have I ever kissed a girl?
Have I ever kissed a girl?
Have you ever heard this before?
Have you ever heard this before?
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Have you ever kissed a girl?
Have you guys felt this carpet?
Have you guys felt this carpet?
Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance?
Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance?
Having to take freshman shop, Patty Cakes?
Having to take freshman shop, Patty Cakes?
He also invented the serial.
He also invented the serial.
He always says he feels free and tonight is his destiny.
He always says he feels free and tonight is his destiny.
He and Brad played together...
He and Brad played together...
He and his wife might go back there after this year.
He and his wife might go back there after this year.
He begins every night really excited.
He begins every night really excited.
He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee...
He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee...
He even had a play put up in New York once...
He even had a play put up in New York once...
He gives me one every week.
He gives me one every week.
He had a man hanging from a cliff by his fingernails.
He had a man hanging from a cliff by his fingernails.
He knows me.
He knows me.
He really knows me.
He really knows me.
He said he was sorry and that I was right to break up with him.
He said he was sorry and that I was right to break up with him.
He used to come over to the house all the time.
He used to come over to the house all the time.
He was a little nervous about starting high school today, so I made it for him.
He was a little nervous about starting high school today, so I made it for him.
He was British.
He was British.
He was just trying to make us freshmen feel better.
He was just trying to make us freshmen feel better.
He was my dad's boss.
He was my dad's boss.
He was my...
He was my...
He wasn't doing the impersonation to be mean or anything.
He wasn't doing the impersonation to be mean or anything.
He's going to be first string this year.
He's going to be first string this year.
He's never hit me before, and I promise you, he will never hit me again.
He's never hit me before, and I promise you, he will never hit me again.
He's not my boyfriend. He's my stepbrother.
He's not my boyfriend. He's my stepbrother.
He's opinionated. We have intellectual debates.
He's opinionated. We have intellectual debates.
He's sensitive.
He's sensitive.
He's still trying to shag that waitress from the Olive Garden.
He's still trying to shag that waitress from the Olive Garden.
Hello! And the front door opens, it's my parents!
Hello! And the front door opens, it's my parents!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hence the term "cliff hanger."
Hence the term "cliff hanger."
Her best friend Alice loves vampires...
Her best friend Alice loves vampires...
Here he is.
Here he is.
Here. Feel.
Here. Feel.
Hey, babe.
Hey, babe.
Hey, Candace.
Hey, Candace.
Hey, Charlie, you want this?
Hey, Charlie, you want this?
Hey, don't worry about Penn State. You're just wait listed.
Hey, don't worry about Penn State. You're just wait listed.
Hey, everyone!
Hey, everyone!
Hey, freshman toad.
Hey, freshman toad.
Hey, have you heard from Patrick?
Hey, have you heard from Patrick?
Hey, honey. Ah.
Hey, honey. Ah.
Hey, Nothing.
Hey, Nothing.
Hey, Patrick.
Hey, Patrick.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, you know what? Why don't you guys get a room?
Hey, you know what? Why don't you guys get a room?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Look who's here.
Hey! Look who's here.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Do you wanna get out of here?
Hey. Do you wanna get out of here?
Hey. Thanks for paying, Charlie.
Hey. Thanks for paying, Charlie.
Hey. You're in my shop class, right?
Hey. You're in my shop class, right?
High school is even worse than middle school.
High school is even worse than middle school.
High school?
High school?
His name was Robert.
His name was Robert.
Hmm!
Hmm!
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...
Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...
Honey?
Honey?
Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it!
Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it!
How about something a little bit more upbeat, huh?
How about something a little bit more upbeat, huh?
How are you feeling, Charlie?
How are you feeling, Charlie?
How crazy you really were, no one would ever talk to you?
How crazy you really were, no one would ever talk to you?
How do you feel, Charlie?
How do you feel, Charlie?
How do you stop seeing it?
How do you stop seeing it?
How do you think the Penguins are gonna do this year, Dad?
How do you think the Penguins are gonna do this year, Dad?
How I didn't want to go out with Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's, but...
How I didn't want to go out with Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's, but...
How I'm both happy and sad.
How I'm both happy and sad.
How long do you think?
How long do you think?
How long does this take to work?
How long does this take to work?
How long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend?
How long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend?
How you doing, Charlie?
How you doing, Charlie?
How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way?
How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way?
How's it goin'?
How's it goin'?
How's your clock coming?
How's your clock coming?
How's your first relationship going?
How's your first relationship going?
However, if you and I had gone to a Shakespeare play...
However, if you and I had gone to a Shakespeare play...
Huh. Now why do you say that?
Huh. Now why do you say that?
I am here.
I am here.
I am not a mama's boy!
I am not a mama's boy!
I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand.
I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand.
I asked my sister about her...
I asked my sister about her...
I asked Patrick if he felt sad...
I asked Patrick if he felt sad...
I can do that?
I can do that?
I can even get into a real college.
I can even get into a real college.
I can handle him.
I can handle him.
I can make you guys a copy if you want.
I can make you guys a copy if you want.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I can't even be mad at him. Look at him.
I can't even be mad at him. Look at him.
I can't feel that.
I can't feel that.
I can't hear you!
I can't hear you!
I can't say I blame him really.
I can't say I blame him really.
I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.
I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.
I completely agree.
I completely agree.
I concede!
I concede!
I could meet the love of my life any second.
I could meet the love of my life any second.
I couldn't find that song that we were listening to...
I couldn't find that song that we were listening to...
I dare you to kiss Alice.
I dare you to kiss Alice.
I didn't know how tonight was gonna go, but .
I didn't know how tonight was gonna go, but .
I didn't see anything.
I didn't see anything.
I didn't think anyone noticed me.
I didn't think anyone noticed me.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters...
I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters...
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know why, because her family is rich...
I don't know why, because her family is rich...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think he has any friends.
I don't think he has any friends.
I don't wanna bring back silverware.
I don't wanna bring back silverware.
I don't want to be somebody's crush.
I don't want to be somebody's crush.
I don't want you to do that.
I don't want you to do that.
I feel infinite.
I feel infinite.
I feel like I'm finally doing good.
I feel like I'm finally doing good.
I felt like I belonged somewhere.
I felt like I belonged somewhere.
I felt really bad for Patrick.
I felt really bad for Patrick.
I figure you don't get that many presents?
I figure you don't get that many presents?
I found the tunnel song.
I found the tunnel song.
I got jumped in a parking lot.
I got jumped in a parking lot.
I got you this book.
I got you this book.
I guess she had a reputation.
I guess she had a reputation.
I had a blast. I hope you did, too.
I had a blast. I hope you did, too.
I have a chance. Like...
I have a chance. Like...
I have a chance. Like...
I have a chance. Like...
I have received a harmonica...
I have received a harmonica...
I have received socks, pants, a shirt and a belt.
I have received socks, pants, a shirt and a belt.
I have to do much better.
I have to do much better.
I have to get this driveway clean.
I have to get this driveway clean.
I heard it on Ponytail Derek's mix tape.
I heard it on Ponytail Derek's mix tape.
I heard you were gonna be in my class.
I heard you were gonna be in my class.
I hope it works out.
I hope it works out.
I hope it's okay for me to think that.
I hope it's okay for me to think that.
I just can't believe it.
I just can't believe it.
I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
I just didn't think that you wanted that.
I just didn't think that you wanted that.
I just get so messed up inside.
I just get so messed up inside.
I just hope I make a friend soon.
I just hope I make a friend soon.
I just hope she can stop playing dumb with these guys.
I just hope she can stop playing dumb with these guys.
I just need to know that people like you exist.
I just need to know that people like you exist.
I just need to meet a good guy.
I just need to meet a good guy.
I just really want a milk shake.
I just really want a milk shake.
I just wanna make sure that the first person who kisses you...
I just wanna make sure that the first person who kisses you...
I just want you to be happy.
I just want you to be happy.
I just wish I could have found another way to break up.
I just wish I could have found another way to break up.
I just wish it were happening to me.
I just wish it were happening to me.
I keep telling her, "Don't make yourself small."
I keep telling her, "Don't make yourself small."
I keep trying, but I can't really remember what I did.
I keep trying, but I can't really remember what I did.
I kept thinking about the happy girl in these pictures.
I kept thinking about the happy girl in these pictures.
I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
I kinda wished he'd left a note. You know what I mean?
I kinda wished he'd left a note. You know what I mean?
I know I should have been honest...
I know I should have been honest...
I know I'm quiet.
I know I'm quiet.
I know these will all be stories someday.
I know these will all be stories someday.
I know this is hard for you.
I know this is hard for you.
I know this is selfish, but I really hope he doesn't.
I know this is selfish, but I really hope he doesn't.
I know who you are, Sam.
I know who you are, Sam.
I know. I just feel really bad about what I did.
I know. I just feel really bad about what I did.
I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.
I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.
I like to see how happy she was before she knew.
I like to see how happy she was before she knew.
I look forward to that big talk.
I look forward to that big talk.
I love bulimia!
I love bulimia!
I love you guys!
I love you guys!
I love you, Charlie.
I love you, Charlie.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I mean the way they treat those...
I mean the way they treat those...
I mean, come on, "spaz"?
I mean, come on, "spaz"?
I mean, I have no idea.
I mean, I have no idea.
I need you to promise...
I need you to promise...
I probably should have been honest about...
I probably should have been honest about...
I probably won't tell them the truth...
I probably won't tell them the truth...
I read this in 7th grade.
I read this in 7th grade.
I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry.
I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry.
I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.
I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.
I remember leaving Sam's house.
I remember leaving Sam's house.
I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.
I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.
I should go back and apologize.
I should go back and apologize.
I started seeing things, so I passed out.
I started seeing things, so I passed out.
I think I understand, because I really like Sam.
I think I understand, because I really like Sam.
I think so.
I think so.
I think the time is right now.
I think the time is right now.
I think you could write one of them one day.
I think you could write one of them one day.
I thought maybe if she would just let me pick the make out music...
I thought maybe if she would just let me pick the make out music...
I thought you should have my clock.
I thought you should have my clock.
I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic.
I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic.
I told you, just give 'em a smile...
I told you, just give 'em a smile...
I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.
I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.
I try. Sam, I try.
I try. Sam, I try.
I used to get "spaz".
I used to get "spaz".
I wanna do Secret Santa forever!
I wanna do Secret Santa forever!
I wanna move to a house like this in Cape Cod.
I wanna move to a house like this in Cape Cod.
I want people to like the real me.
I want people to like the real me.
I want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school.
I want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school.
I wanted her to know about that night we went through the tunnel.
I wanted her to know about that night we went through the tunnel.
I was 11.
I was 11.
I was happy because they were happy...
I was happy because they were happy...
I was so hungry at the dance. I was gonna go to Kings...
I was so hungry at the dance. I was gonna go to Kings...
I was walking home. And...
I was walking home. And...
I will visualize what it will be like...
I will visualize what it will be like...
I wish I would have studied freshman year.
I wish I would have studied freshman year.
I won't go into detail about all of it.
I won't go into detail about all of it.
I would happily not take shop.
I would happily not take shop.
I would have called it On Boring Pond.
I would have called it On Boring Pond.
I would never do drugs. Never.
I would never do drugs. Never.
I, um...
I, um...
I'd hate for her to judge me based on what I used to be like.
I'd hate for her to judge me based on what I used to be like.
I'd love to expose you to great things like...
I'd love to expose you to great things like...
I'll be there in a minute.
I'll be there in a minute.
I'll give you a free "A" on anything...
I'll give you a free "A" on anything...
I'll help you study for the next one.
I'll help you study for the next one.
I'll tell you something, Charlie...
I'll tell you something, Charlie...
I'll tell you, Sam.
I'll tell you, Sam.
I'll try not to make you too jealous.
I'll try not to make you too jealous.
I'm actually starting to hate pizza.
I'm actually starting to hate pizza.
I'm also writing essays and studying extra books outside of class.
I'm also writing essays and studying extra books outside of class.
I'm begging you to do this for me.
I'm begging you to do this for me.
I'm doing okay.
I'm doing okay.
I'm Dr. Burton.
I'm Dr. Burton.
I'm driving away and was feeling so small.
I'm driving away and was feeling so small.
I'm free now, right?
I'm free now, right?
I'm going to congratulate you on being happy.
I'm going to congratulate you on being happy.
I'm gonna be your teacher for freshman English.
I'm gonna be your teacher for freshman English.
I'm gonna have to go with...
I'm gonna have to go with...
I'm gonna say "no" on that, but nice try. Charlie.
I'm gonna say "no" on that, but nice try. Charlie.
I'm in such a good mood I don't think even he could ruin it.
I'm in such a good mood I don't think even he could ruin it.
I'm just sayin'.
I'm just sayin'.
I'm just thinking...
I'm just thinking...
I'm Mr. Anderson.
I'm Mr. Anderson.
I'm not picturing things anymore.
I'm not picturing things anymore.
I'm really sorry we can't be here for your birthday.
I'm really sorry we can't be here for your birthday.
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to do anything.
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to do anything.
I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head.
I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head.
I'm shocked. All right. Well, you can skip the quiz...
I'm shocked. All right. Well, you can skip the quiz...
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so touched!
I'm so touched!
I'm sorry I haven't written for a while...
I'm sorry I haven't written for a while...
I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy. I can't stand him.
I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy. I can't stand him.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm talking about your pet ape just tripped me.
I'm talking about your pet ape just tripped me.
I'm tired of touching her boobs.
I'm tired of touching her boobs.
I've been away for two months.
I've been away for two months.
I've called him 30 times.
I've called him 30 times.
I've looked at her picture since that night.
I've looked at her picture since that night.
I've tried to stop thinking that, but I can't.
I've tried to stop thinking that, but I can't.
If my Aunt Helen were still here, I could talk to her...
If my Aunt Helen were still here, I could talk to her...
If my parents ask me about it...
If my parents ask me about it...
If you fail me, you get me next semester.
If you fail me, you get me next semester.
If you tell me which author invented the paperback book.
If you tell me which author invented the paperback book.
If you want to get better...
If you want to get better...
In fact, at the end of the third chapter of his first novel...
In fact, at the end of the third chapter of his first novel...
In hindsight, I probably could not have picked...
In hindsight, I probably could not have picked...
In middle school, Susan was very fun to be around...
In middle school, Susan was very fun to be around...
In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister, Candace, and her boyfriend, Derek...
In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister, Candace, and her boyfriend, Derek...
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.
Innocent.
Innocent.
Is it bad tonight?
Is it bad tonight?
Is it?
Is it?
Is that Brad Hays?
Is that Brad Hays?
Is the only friend I make today...
Is the only friend I make today...
Is this your room?
Is this your room?
Isn't it quiet?
Isn't it quiet?
Isn't this the best milk shake ever, Alice?
Isn't this the best milk shake ever, Alice?
It all feels very exciting.
It all feels very exciting.
It really is.
It really is.
It so is.
It so is.
It sure is a nice house.
It sure is a nice house.
It was a mistake, I'm sorry.
It was a mistake, I'm sorry.
It would have cost us four pennies.
It would have cost us four pennies.
It'll be our little secret, okay?
It'll be our little secret, okay?
It'll be our little secret. Okay?
It'll be our little secret. Okay?
It's a bit of a mess.
It's a bit of a mess.
It's a record store downtown.
It's a record store downtown.
It's a surprise.
It's a surprise.
It's a tradition.
It's a tradition.
It's all about that night in the tunnel.
It's all about that night in the tunnel.
It's all my fault.
It's all my fault.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's an antique joke. It's over.
It's an antique joke. It's over.
It's an endless nightmare.
It's an endless nightmare.
It's another world.
It's another world.
It's been getting worse.
It's been getting worse.
It's best if you just stay away for a while.
It's best if you just stay away for a while.
It's even better than the first one.
It's even better than the first one.
It's just a mix tape. No big deal.
It's just a mix tape. No big deal.
It's like when you say your name over and over again in the mirror...
It's like when you say your name over and over again in the mirror...
It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.
It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.
It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.
It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.
It's not a sport.
It's not a sport.
It's Patrick!
It's Patrick!
It's really how I became a vegan.
It's really how I became a vegan.
It's really nice, isn't it?
It's really nice, isn't it?
It's really sweet and everything, but,
It's really sweet and everything, but,
It's ruined. Okay?
It's ruined. Okay?
It's so bad...
It's so bad...
It's so nice to meet you.
It's so nice to meet you.
It's stuck. It's just...
It's stuck. It's just...
It's them. It's everyone. It never stops.
It's them. It's everyone. It never stops.
It's too late, Charlie.
It's too late, Charlie.
It's true. You can do it.
It's true. You can do it.
It's up the stairs.
It's up the stairs.
Just 1,385 days.
Just 1,385 days.
Just asking myself, "Why do I and everyone I love..."
Just asking myself, "Why do I and everyone I love..."
Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.
Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.
Just lucky, I guess.
Just lucky, I guess.
Just we've all become such good friends.
Just we've all become such good friends.
Last day.
Last day.
Leave him alone!
Leave him alone!
Let's drive.
Let's drive.
Let's eat.
Let's eat.
Let's get this party started.
Let's get this party started.
Let's get this party started.
Let's get this party started.
Let's go be psychos together.
Let's go be psychos together.
Let's go, Devils!
Let's go, Devils!
Let's just see.
Let's just see.
Let's think. Charlie.
Let's think. Charlie.
Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?
Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?
Like I'm not there or something.
Like I'm not there or something.
Like, if you met me you wouldn't...
Like, if you met me you wouldn't...
Listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem...
Listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem...
Look up.
Look up.
Look who's here.
Look who's here.
Look, Charlie, she's fast asleep.
Look, Charlie, she's fast asleep.
Look, I egged him on. You saw it.
Look, I egged him on. You saw it.
Look, I know. I'm sorry.
Look, I know. I'm sorry.
Look, my name is Patrick.
Look, my name is Patrick.
Love always, Charlie.
Love always, Charlie.
Love it. Love football.
Love it. Love football.
Loves you.
Loves you.
Ma, you look so thin.
Ma, you look so thin.
Make a wish, honey.
Make a wish, honey.
Make us solve crimes.
Make us solve crimes.
Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.
Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.
Mary Elizabeth is really interesting...
Mary Elizabeth is really interesting...
Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really gonna regret that...
Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really gonna regret that...
Mary Elizabeth, I've been listening to the Billie Holiday CD every night.
Mary Elizabeth, I've been listening to the Billie Holiday CD every night.
Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me that you got into Harvard. Congratulations.
Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me that you got into Harvard. Congratulations.
Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to eat Christmas?
Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to eat Christmas?
Maybe I can join the cast as an alternate or something.
Maybe I can join the cast as an alternate or something.
Maybe I could still give you books next year.
Maybe I could still give you books next year.
Maybe I'll see you around in school? ♪
Maybe I'll see you around in school? ♪
Maybe my old friend Susan would wanna have lunch with me.
Maybe my old friend Susan would wanna have lunch with me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll take you to this karaoke place downtown.
Maybe tomorrow I'll take you to this karaoke place downtown.
Maybe you know my brother then.
Maybe you know my brother then.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Mayview Hospital.
Mayview Hospital.
Meet Charlie.
Meet Charlie.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mmm! You're a monster.
Mmm! You're a monster.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. What a great word. Milk shake.
Mmm. What a great word. Milk shake.
Mom and Dad are gonna be home with Chris any second.
Mom and Dad are gonna be home with Chris any second.
Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
Most of them are idiots.
Most of them are idiots.
Mr. Anderson?
Mr. Anderson?
Multiple pairs of blue jeans.
Multiple pairs of blue jeans.
My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker...
My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker...
My brother and sister always came for those...
My brother and sister always came for those...
My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
My dad's building it for me.
My dad's building it for me.
My fault.
My fault.
My favorite time, though, is lunch...
My favorite time, though, is lunch...
My God!
My God!
My last class of the day is Advanced English...
My last class of the day is Advanced English...
My mom finally left my worthless dad...
My mom finally left my worthless dad...
My sister finally decided to break up with Derek...
My sister finally decided to break up with Derek...
My sister told me she met a nice guy at her summer job.
My sister told me she met a nice guy at her summer job.
My turn. Let's see.
My turn. Let's see.
My wife and I like it here.
My wife and I like it here.
Never see you coming.
Never see you coming.
Nice look, jag off.
Nice look, jag off.
Nice suit.
Nice suit.
Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot.
Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot.
Nick Drake.
Nick Drake.
No matter what Patrick did...
No matter what Patrick did...
No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s!
No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s!
No one pressured me, Officer.
No one pressured me, Officer.
No shit? Your sister's dating Ponytail Derek, isn't she?
No shit? Your sister's dating Ponytail Derek, isn't she?
No, he told me to stay away.
No, he told me to stay away.
No, it was some kids from North Hills.
No, it was some kids from North Hills.
No, no, no, I'll sit.
No, no, no, I'll sit.
No, not me.
No, not me.
No, that's okay. I'm just sorry you have to go back and visit your dad.
No, that's okay. I'm just sorry you have to go back and visit your dad.
No, you know what I mean.
No, you know what I mean.
No, you're doing something wrong, I think.
No, you're doing something wrong, I think.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Charlie Charlie, just go. I can handle it.
No. Charlie Charlie, just go. I can handle it.
No. Charlie, listen to me.
No. Charlie, listen to me.
No. I saw them when I was little...
No. I saw them when I was little...
No. Mama Patrick says "No."
No. Mama Patrick says "No."
No. No way. No. I'm not.
No. No way. No. I'm not.
No. No, no, no.
No. No, no, no.
No. Of course not. You went home...
No. Of course not. You went home...
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Not even like a second grade Valentine?
Not even like a second grade Valentine?
Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
Not really.
Not really.
Not really. How about you?
Not really. How about you?
Nothing, why don't you read first?
Nothing, why don't you read first?
Nothing, why don't you read first?
Nothing, why don't you read first?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now just let it breathe.
Now just let it breathe.
Now look at you in that suit.
Now look at you in that suit.
Now who here is gonna read for pleasure this summer?
Now who here is gonna read for pleasure this summer?
Now, who'd like to get out of the first pop quiz?
Now, who'd like to get out of the first pop quiz?
Obviously, it is completely stupid.
Obviously, it is completely stupid.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Of course I did.
Of course I did.
Of course.
Of course.
Office Max.
Office Max.
Oh, Charlie! You look like you could use a brownie.
Oh, Charlie! You look like you could use a brownie.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Oh, he shot himself last May.
Oh, he shot himself last May.
Oh, he went home to Connecticut.
Oh, he went home to Connecticut.
Oh, I know. Thank you.
Oh, I know. Thank you.
Oh, my God, they're playing good music!
Oh, my God, they're playing good music!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! What is this song?
Oh, my God! What is this song?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. My life is officially an after school special.
Oh, my God. My life is officially an after school special.
Oh, no problem. Thank you guys for the ride.
Oh, no problem. Thank you guys for the ride.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, sorry...
Oh, sorry...
Oh, that works on so many levels.
Oh, that works on so many levels.
Oh, that's disgusting!
Oh, that's disgusting!
Oh, that's fucked up.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Oh, touché.
Oh, touché.
Oh, wow, this is useful, guys. We should read on.
Oh, wow, this is useful, guys. We should read on.
Oh, you're in trouble now, Jaguars!
Oh, you're in trouble now, Jaguars!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. You don't know.
Oh. You don't know.
Okay, Charlie, don't freak out. Give me this.
Okay, Charlie, don't freak out. Give me this.
Okay, Charlie, listen.
Okay, Charlie, listen.
Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milk shake.
Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milk shake.
Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room...
Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room...
Okay, I will. Good...
Okay, I will. Good...
Okay, Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker.
Okay, Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker.
Okay, listen...
Okay, listen...
Okay, Nothing.
Okay, Nothing.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? This has to be our little secret.
Okay? This has to be our little secret.
Okay? You're playing in a bowl game.
Okay? You're playing in a bowl game.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okey dokey.
Okey dokey.
On the bright side...
On the bright side...
On the last day of my senior year.
On the last day of my senior year.
On the lips.
On the lips.
On your first day, you're doing okay.
On your first day, you're doing okay.
Once in a while, we might have a chance.
Once in a while, we might have a chance.
One more time!
One more time!
One senior decided to make fun of the teacher instead of the freshmen.
One senior decided to make fun of the teacher instead of the freshmen.
Only with Patrick's blessing.
Only with Patrick's blessing.
Ooh! Get against the railing and try to look suave.
Ooh! Get against the railing and try to look suave.
Oops.
Oops.
Open it!
Open it!
Or if I do, I can just shut it off.
Or if I do, I can just shut it off.
Or if she would stop calling me the minute I get home from school...
Or if she would stop calling me the minute I get home from school...
Other guys and things that have nothing to do with you.
Other guys and things that have nothing to do with you.
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Outside of my family all summer.
Outside of my family all summer.
Oy vey. We're gonna miss the movie.
Oy vey. We're gonna miss the movie.
Page 291 in your book.
Page 291 in your book.
Parties too.
Parties too.
Party tonight?
Party tonight?
Patrick is going to the University of Washington...
Patrick is going to the University of Washington...
Patrick never likes to be serious...
Patrick never likes to be serious...
Patrick never likes to be serious...
Patrick never likes to be serious...
Patrick was eventually able to help Brad get sober.
Patrick was eventually able to help Brad get sober.
Patrick, It's the perfect song.
Patrick, It's the perfect song.
Patrick, we've gotta go through the tunnel.
Patrick, we've gotta go through the tunnel.
Patrick?
Patrick?
Patrick.
Patrick.
Patrick. It's Sam. It's Sam speaking to you right now.
Patrick. It's Sam. It's Sam speaking to you right now.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Please, don't tell Mom and Dad.
Please, don't tell Mom and Dad.
Please, don't try to figure out who I am.
Please, don't try to figure out who I am.
Poetry writes me. You know?
Poetry writes me. You know?
Pretty soon, you'll have a whole new group of friends, you know.
Pretty soon, you'll have a whole new group of friends, you know.
Put your seat belt on.
Put your seat belt on.
Queer as a 3 dollar bill.
Queer as a 3 dollar bill.
Question. Could the bathrooms here be more disgusting?
Question. Could the bathrooms here be more disgusting?
Raise your glasses to Charlie.
Raise your glasses to Charlie.
Really?
Really?
Relax. Relax. He's a friend of mine.
Relax. Relax. He's a friend of mine.
Right? I have no idea.
Right? I have no idea.
Right. Come on, offense!
Right. Come on, offense!
Rocky!
Rocky!
Rocky!
Rocky!
Rocky!
Rocky!
Sam and Patrick left, and I can't stop thinking about something.
Sam and Patrick left, and I can't stop thinking about something.
Sam is going away right after graduation.
Sam is going away right after graduation.
Sam says they're kitschy and brilliant.
Sam says they're kitschy and brilliant.
Sam, do you think if people knew...
Sam, do you think if people knew...
Sam, it's freezing.
Sam, it's freezing.
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam? Sam?
Sam? Sam?
Sam.
Sam.
Sam's doing Secret Santa.
Sam's doing Secret Santa.
Saw this tree, but it was a dragon.
Saw this tree, but it was a dragon.
Say hi to your dad for me.
Say hi to your dad for me.
Say that shit again! Say that shit again!
Say that shit again! Say that shit again!
See you Monday.
See you Monday.
Seeing it.
Seeing it.
Seeing what, Charlie?
Seeing what, Charlie?
Seniors only.
Seniors only.
Seven, six, five...
Seven, six, five...
Shakespeare didn't write novels.
Shakespeare didn't write novels.
She died getting my birthday present...
She died getting my birthday present...
She got in, Charlie.
She got in, Charlie.
She had a terrible life.
She had a terrible life.
She just really believes in bulimia.
She just really believes in bulimia.
She keeps driving away and dying.
She keeps driving away and dying.
She made it.
She made it.
She must have been great.
She must have been great.
She was insane.
She was insane.
She was my favorite person in the world.
She was my favorite person in the world.
She went ape shit.
She went ape shit.
She,
She,
She...
She...
She's on the phone right now?
She's on the phone right now?
Shh!
Shh!
Shh. What?
Shh. What?
Shit! My parents! Shit!
Shit! My parents! Shit!
Shovelin' snow, huh?
Shovelin' snow, huh?
Shut up, Candace!
Shut up, Candace!
So be it. It's rock and roll.
So be it. It's rock and roll.
So come on, everyone.
So come on, everyone.
So cool.
So cool.
So do you like football?
So do you like football?
So good.
So good.
So he comes into the basement one night when he's supposed to be out of town.
So he comes into the basement one night when he's supposed to be out of town.
So he hated all that stuff.
So he hated all that stuff.
So he starts beating him.
So he starts beating him.
So how you liking school?
So how you liking school?
So I guess I killed her, right?
So I guess I killed her, right?
So I have a plan.
So I have a plan.
So I know it's none of my business, but have you decided?
So I know it's none of my business, but have you decided?
So I need a Rocky.
So I need a Rocky.
So I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me.
So I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me.
So I took her on double dates.
So I took her on double dates.
So I wanted to give her a part of me.
So I wanted to give her a part of me.
So I went outside for a walk just to get some cold air.
So I went outside for a walk just to get some cold air.
So I'll see you Thursday at 6:00, right?
So I'll see you Thursday at 6:00, right?
So I'm guessing you've never been high before?
So I'm guessing you've never been high before?
So I've been making her a mix tape so she'll know how I feel.
So I've been making her a mix tape so she'll know how I feel.
So it took me a while to get what happened.
So it took me a while to get what happened.
So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.
So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.
So she did it really proper. She packed a picnic.
So she did it really proper. She packed a picnic.
So stop calling everyone. Stop embarrassing yourself.
So stop calling everyone. Stop embarrassing yourself.
So that I don't have to break up with her.
So that I don't have to break up with her.
So what are you gonna do when you get outta this place?
So what are you gonna do when you get outta this place?
So what do you say?
So what do you say?
So you be careful. She'll ruin your life forever.
So you be careful. She'll ruin your life forever.
So you wanna wear these glasses?
So you wanna wear these glasses?
So you're not scared of me?
So you're not scared of me?
So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom.
So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom.
So,
So,
So, if this does end up being the last letter...
So, if this does end up being the last letter...
So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller?
So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller?
Some kids jumped him outside the O.
Some kids jumped him outside the O.
Somehow she finds new things to say.
Somehow she finds new things to say.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sorry Craig couldn't come.
Sorry Craig couldn't come.
Sorry I haven't written for a while...
Sorry I haven't written for a while...
Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
Stay here.
Stay here.
Stole a bottle of wine.
Stole a bottle of wine.
Stop crying.
Stop crying.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop what?
Stop what?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop! Leave him! Stop!
Stop! Leave him! Stop!
Suburban legend, Charlie.
Suburban legend, Charlie.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Sure, Brad.
Sure, Brad.
Sure, Patrick.
Sure, Patrick.
Sure.
Sure.
Tell it to someone who cares.
Tell it to someone who cares.
Ten, nine, eight...
Ten, nine, eight...
Terrible stain.
Terrible stain.
Thank you, Charlie!
Thank you, Charlie!
Thank you, Derek. It's Charlie's favorite.
Thank you, Derek. It's Charlie's favorite.
Thank you, Patrick.
Thank you, Patrick.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. This one still hasn't gotten me flowers.
Thank you. This one still hasn't gotten me flowers.
Thanks for not calling me Nothing by the way.
Thanks for not calling me Nothing by the way.
Thanks for staying up with me.
Thanks for staying up with me.
Thanks for stopping 'em.
Thanks for stopping 'em.
Thanks, Charlie.
Thanks, Charlie.
Thanks, Charlie.
Thanks, Charlie.
Thanks, Derek.
Thanks, Derek.
Thanks, Sam.
Thanks, Sam.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. And, listen, Charlie.
Thanks. And, listen, Charlie.
That dairy just sits with you.
That dairy just sits with you.
That he still had to keep it a secret.
That he still had to keep it a secret.
That I keep fantasizing that one of us is dying of cancer.
That I keep fantasizing that one of us is dying of cancer.
That I think I must have given them to myself.
That I think I must have given them to myself.
That picture is gorgeous, Craig. What did you use?
That picture is gorgeous, Craig. What did you use?
That prick punch killed my best friend in a Saigon whorehouse.
That prick punch killed my best friend in a Saigon whorehouse.
That sounds like fun.
That sounds like fun.
That waitress from the Olive Garden, she was such a tease.
That waitress from the Olive Garden, she was such a tease.
That was fast.
That was fast.
That would be sort of depressing.
That would be sort of depressing.
That you're not gonna say anything to anyone about me and Brad.
That you're not gonna say anything to anyone about me and Brad.
That'd be great. Thanks.
That'd be great. Thanks.
That's a great guess, but no.
That's a great guess, but no.
That's kinda weird, isn't it?
That's kinda weird, isn't it?
That's not what I heard.
That's not what I heard.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's pretty good, Charlie.
That's pretty good, Charlie.
That's, like...
That's, like...
The author...
The author...
The boyfriend just did.
The boyfriend just did.
The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.
The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.
The country breakfast.
The country breakfast.
The first night, we had grilled stickies.
The first night, we had grilled stickies.
The guy's father doesn't know about his son.
The guy's father doesn't know about his son.
The kind of pretty that deserves to make...
The kind of pretty that deserves to make...
The luminaria is a landing strip for Santa Claus.
The luminaria is a landing strip for Santa Claus.
The one where the girl asks the guy?
The one where the girl asks the guy?
The prick punch is not a toy.
The prick punch is not a toy.
The Shaggs.
The Shaggs.
The upperclassmen used to get her drunk at parties.
The upperclassmen used to get her drunk at parties.
The ushers would lock it in the office.
The ushers would lock it in the office.
The worst day was the time my doctor told my mom and dad...
The worst day was the time my doctor told my mom and dad...
Their club's hosting a cotillion or something racist.
Their club's hosting a cotillion or something racist.
Then he started to cry.
Then he started to cry.
Then how did you happen to be passed out on the ground at 6:00 in the morning?
Then how did you happen to be passed out on the ground at 6:00 in the morning?
Then I heard this old song.
Then I heard this old song.
Then it was a tree again and it just lied to me.
Then it was a tree again and it just lied to me.
Then Monday in school, Brad would say...
Then Monday in school, Brad would say...
Then why didn't you ever ask me out?
Then why didn't you ever ask me out?
There are people who forget what it's like to be 16 when they turn 17.
There are people who forget what it's like to be 16 when they turn 17.
There is so much pain.
There is so much pain.
There was this beautiful sunset.
There was this beautiful sunset.
There you go. Nice.
There you go. Nice.
There's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules.
There's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules.
There's people out there. No.
There's people out there. No.
There's this girl named Second Base Stace.
There's this girl named Second Base Stace.
There's this one guy.
There's this one guy.
These are great.
These are great.
They call you the "teacher's pet"?
They call you the "teacher's pet"?
They did it with one of the sandwich bags.
They did it with one of the sandwich bags.
They say that about L.S.D. just to scare you.
They say that about L.S.D. just to scare you.
They were in a hotel suite after prom and the truth came out.
They were in a hotel suite after prom and the truth came out.
They'll be gone all night.
They'll be gone all night.
Things sound so much better on vinyl.
Things sound so much better on vinyl.
Things will be different now and that's good.
Things will be different now and that's good.
Think I was the weird kid who spent time in the hospital.
Think I was the weird kid who spent time in the hospital.
Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.
Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.
This carpet feels so darn good.
This carpet feels so darn good.
This chicken paprikash is delicious.
This chicken paprikash is delicious.
This collection of presents is so gay...
This collection of presents is so gay...
This is Charlie's first party ever.
This is Charlie's first party ever.
This is happening.
This is happening.
This is her time.
This is her time.
This is my copy, but I want you to have it.
This is my copy, but I want you to have it.
This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.
This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.
This is what fun looks like.
This is what fun looks like.
This kid is crazy.
This kid is crazy.
This merlot is really fancy.
This merlot is really fancy.
This next one might be a little sad, but it reminded me of your eyes.
This next one might be a little sad, but it reminded me of your eyes.
This one moment when you know you're not a sad story.
This one moment when you know you're not a sad story.
This one's tough.
This one's tough.
This semester we're gonna learn about...
This semester we're gonna learn about...
This was my favorite book growing up.
This was my favorite book growing up.
This was my favorite book growing up.
This was my favorite book growing up.
This went on for seven months.
This went on for seven months.
This'll be our little secret.
This'll be our little secret.
Those good friends?
Those good friends?
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
To Charlie.
To Charlie.
To Charlie.
To Charlie.
To worry that I might get bad again.
To worry that I might get bad again.
Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
Truth or dare?
Truth or dare?
Turn it up!
Turn it up!
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Um, Mary Elizabeth, can I talk to you...
Um, Mary Elizabeth, can I talk to you...
Unfortunately, I counted and that's...
Unfortunately, I counted and that's...
Until Chris had to go to training camp.
Until Chris had to go to training camp.
Until now.
Until now.
Vegans don't eat butter.
Vegans don't eat butter.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait.
Wait.
Walden.
Walden.
Was he your first boyfriend?
Was he your first boyfriend?
Way better than me as a freshman.
Way better than me as a freshman.
We all know it.
We all know it.
We are infinite.
We are infinite.
We can try.
We can try.
We could put in a good word for you.
We could put in a good word for you.
We just wanna toast to our new friend.
We just wanna toast to our new friend.
We looked everywhere for you. You could have told someone.
We looked everywhere for you. You could have told someone.
We spend the time working on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...
We spend the time working on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...
We thank you for this bounty...
We thank you for this bounty...
We worked out all summer. Rock hard.
We worked out all summer. Rock hard.
We would have put those pennies in a metal box.
We would have put those pennies in a metal box.
We'll meet you there.
We'll meet you there.
We'll talk later.
We'll talk later.
We're literally making out and I'm in my bra...
We're literally making out and I'm in my bra...
Weird.
Weird.
Welcome home, Aunt Helen.
Welcome home, Aunt Helen.
Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys.
Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys.
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well,
Well, all the great writers used to wear great suits.
Well, all the great writers used to wear great suits.
Well, can I tell you something?
Well, can I tell you something?
Well, I have 1,384 days to go.
Well, I have 1,384 days to go.
Well, I have 1,384 days to go.
Well, I have 1,384 days to go.
Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite.
Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite.
Well, I, um I I was really tired.
Well, I, um I I was really tired.
Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.
Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.
Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.
Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.
Well, it's kinda true.
Well, it's kinda true.
Well, my Aunt Helen said I should be a writer...
Well, my Aunt Helen said I should be a writer...
Well, we didn't think there was anyone cool left to meet.
Well, we didn't think there was anyone cool left to meet.
Well, we're filled up now...
Well, we're filled up now...
Well, what about you?
Well, what about you?
Well, what did you want?
Well, what did you want?
Well, you know, Mom did say that you have good friends now.
Well, you know, Mom did say that you have good friends now.
Well...
Well...
What a display of man I have never seen!
What a display of man I have never seen!
What about her?
What about her?
What about you?
What about you?
What about your Aunt Helen?
What about your Aunt Helen?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What Aunt Helen did to me.
What Aunt Helen did to me.
What do the players call a puck again?
What do the players call a puck again?
What if I wanted her to die, Candace?
What if I wanted her to die, Candace?
What is it? What's wrong?
What is it? What's wrong?
What is she doing?
What is she doing?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Charlie?
What? Charlie?
What's hurting you?
What's hurting you?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's the plan? Are we going to Mary Elizabeth's tonight?
What's the plan? Are we going to Mary Elizabeth's tonight?
What's this?
What's this?
What's wrong, Charlie?
What's wrong, Charlie?
What's wrong, Charlie?
What's wrong, Charlie?
What's your favorite song?
What's your favorite song?
Whatever, faggot.
Whatever, faggot.
When he was a junior, Patrick started seeing Brad on the weekends in secret.
When he was a junior, Patrick started seeing Brad on the weekends in secret.
When I have absolutely nothing to talk about other than the bus ride home.
When I have absolutely nothing to talk about other than the bus ride home.
When I heard that...
When I heard that...
When I met you, you were this scared freshman.
When I met you, you were this scared freshman.
When I'm done being a lobbyist...
When I'm done being a lobbyist...
When my sister said "No," I thought...
When my sister said "No," I thought...
When they finally did it, Brad said he loved Patrick.
When they finally did it, Brad said he loved Patrick.
When they realize they forgot the condoms.
When they realize they forgot the condoms.
Where? Schenley Park?
Where? Schenley Park?
Where's Craig?
Where's Craig?
Where's Craig?
Where's Craig?
Where's the bathroom?
Where's the bathroom?
Which I think is very impressive.
Which I think is very impressive.
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?
Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?
Who was that kid?
Who was that kid?
Who's this?
Who's this?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why all the clothes?
Why all the clothes?
Why can't you save anybody?
Why can't you save anybody?
Why didn't you raise your hand?
Why didn't you raise your hand?
Why don't you keep an eye out for him, and I will be right back, okay?
Why don't you keep an eye out for him, and I will be right back, okay?
Why? Why? What happened?
Why? Why? What happened?
Will you hand these out while I'm gone?
Will you hand these out while I'm gone?
Will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
Will you?
Will you?
With a grease pencil.
With a grease pencil.
With the people you love most in this world.
With the people you love most in this world.
With the smartest kids in the school.
With the smartest kids in the school.
Worst kinda guys.
Worst kinda guys.
Would have let me eat lunch with their Earth Club.
Would have let me eat lunch with their Earth Club.
Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone?
Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone?
Would you maybe wanna go with me?
Would you maybe wanna go with me?
Wow, this is a really tough one...
Wow, this is a really tough one...
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, I hope so.
Yeah, I hope so.
Yeah, I know you saw something, but it's okay.
Yeah, I know you saw something, but it's okay.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do anything to ruin our relationship.
Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do anything to ruin our relationship.
Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step. Don't worry.
Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step. Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys.
Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys.
Yeah, it's just, if I'm going to Penn State main campus...
Yeah, it's just, if I'm going to Penn State main campus...
Yeah, of course. Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid.
Yeah, of course. Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Call it Slut and the Falcon.
Yeah! Call it Slut and the Falcon.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to some stupid high school dance.
Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to some stupid high school dance.
Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.
Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.
Yeah. My dad collects wine, but he doesn't drink.
Yeah. My dad collects wine, but he doesn't drink.
Yeah. My professor gave me an A...
Yeah. My professor gave me an A...
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah. Of course.
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, I will.
Yes, I will.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yes, sir. I sure do.
Yes, sir. I sure do.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. They call it the men's room.
Yes. They call it the men's room.
You are a hopeless stoner who attends the culinary institute.
You are a hopeless stoner who attends the culinary institute.
You are alive.
You are alive.
You are, because every single time I go to your house,
You are, because every single time I go to your house,
You are.
You are.
You can just talk to them. Yeah?
You can just talk to them. Yeah?
You can take them again, you know.
You can take them again, you know.
You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours...
You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours...
You could have been a little nicer to Derek.
You could have been a little nicer to Derek.
You could write about us.
You could write about us.
You don't have to say anything.
You don't have to say anything.
You gonna do anything?
You gonna do anything?
You got it, your highness.
You got it, your highness.
You got me a present?
You got me a present?
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You guys are about to miss some severely hot fag on goth action.
You guys are about to miss some severely hot fag on goth action.
You guys seem really happy together.
You guys seem really happy together.
You have no idea how good you have it.
You have no idea how good you have it.
You have really good taste, Charlie.
You have really good taste, Charlie.
You have such pretty brown eyes.
You have such pretty brown eyes.
You have to get a grilled sticky on your first night.
You have to get a grilled sticky on your first night.
You have to see the Fruit Loop at least one time.
You have to see the Fruit Loop at least one time.
You have to visit in the fall. We'll have some, okay?
You have to visit in the fall. We'll have some, okay?
You have to.
You have to.
You just stand there like a little bitch dog.
You just stand there like a little bitch dog.
You know haircut when you look back at old photographs.
You know haircut when you look back at old photographs.
You know I'm gonna call you all the time.
You know I'm gonna call you all the time.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys who treated me like shit.
You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys who treated me like shit.
You know, I heard you had a tough time last year.
You know, I heard you had a tough time last year.
You know, I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music.
You know, I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music.
You know, it walks with you.
You know, it walks with you.
You know, she bosses people around sometimes.
You know, she bosses people around sometimes.
You made me not feel alone.
You made me not feel alone.
You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.
You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.
You really find yourself.
You really find yourself.
You really think so?
You really think so?
You said some things about her in your sleep.
You said some things about her in your sleep.
You said that an hour ago.
You said that an hour ago.
You saved my brother.
You saved my brother.
You see things.
You see things.
You see, I haven't really talked to anyone...
You see, I haven't really talked to anyone...
You see, Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person...
You see, Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person...
You should learn to participate.
You should learn to participate.
You wanna go with me?
You wanna go with me?
You wanna sit over here or are you waiting for your friends?
You wanna sit over here or are you waiting for your friends?
You wanna start work on probability and statistics?
You wanna start work on probability and statistics?
You were very sweet but our relationship was too one sided.
You were very sweet but our relationship was too one sided.
You won't even think about this place anymore.
You won't even think about this place anymore.
You, of all people.
You, of all people.
You, too, Mr. Anderson.
You, too, Mr. Anderson.
You'd know what it really meant.
You'd know what it really meant.
You'll be surprised to know that your Secret Santa is actually me.
You'll be surprised to know that your Secret Santa is actually me.
You'll see what I mean when you get to college.
You'll see what I mean when you get to college.
You're a wallflower.
You're a wallflower.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
You're doing fine.
You're doing fine.
You're like a sexy English schoolboy.
You're like a sexy English schoolboy.
You're seeing things again, Charlie?
You're seeing things again, Charlie?
You're so nice.
You're so nice.
You're the best teacher I've ever had.
You're the best teacher I've ever had.
You're trying to pull, but you better walk away right now.
You're trying to pull, but you better walk away right now.
You've never had a girlfriend?
You've never had a girlfriend?
Your mom says, "Don't go to Columbia with Candace, Derek."
Your mom says, "Don't go to Columbia with Candace, Derek."
1,095 days to go.
1,095 days to go.
1,385 days from now.
1,385 days from now.
3, 2, 1!
3, 2, 1!
6, 5, 4...
6, 5, 4...
10, 9, 8, 7...
10, 9, 8, 7...
1150. I think I'll get into NYU.
1150. I think I'll get into NYU.
1490. Harvard. Face.
1490. Harvard. Face.
♪ Oh, Eileen ♪ Oh!
♪ Oh, Eileen ♪ Oh!
♪ Sang along, who'd blame them? ♪ ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Sang along, who'd blame them? ♪ ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
Alice. Nice to meet you.
Alice. Nice to meet you.
Amen. Amen.
Amen. Amen.
Are you baked? Like a cake.
Are you baked? Like a cake.
Are you sure? You know I've seen... Charlie, you're fine, man.
Are you sure? You know I've seen... Charlie, you're fine, man.
Body of Christ. Amen.
Body of Christ. Amen.
But he's a popular kid. Hmm.
But he's a popular kid. Hmm.
Bye, Charlie. Okay, bye.
Bye, Charlie. Okay, bye.
C! C!
C! C!
Can I have your cherry? Mm hmm.
Can I have your cherry? Mm hmm.
Charlie? Uh huh?
Charlie? Uh huh?
Charlie. Oh!
Charlie. Oh!
Come here, little sister. Hey, Chris.
Come here, little sister. Hey, Chris.
Did you at least cop a feel? No.
Did you at least cop a feel? No.
Do your friends know... I don't know what kinda sick shit...
Do your friends know... I don't know what kinda sick shit...
Give me a Y! Y!
Give me a Y! Y!
God. Is that what they call him?
God. Is that what they call him?
Happy birthday. Thanks.
Happy birthday. Thanks.
Here, zip this up. Okay. No, I got this.
Here, zip this up. Okay. No, I got this.
Hey, Candace. Charlie?
Hey, Candace. Charlie?
Hey, Nothing. Hey, Nothing.
Hey, Nothing. Hey, Nothing.
Hey, Nothing. Hey, Nothing.
Hey, Nothing. Hey, Nothing.
Hey. Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in.
Hey. Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in.
Hey. Mary Elizabeth.
Hey. Mary Elizabeth.
Hi. Meet ladies.
Hi. Meet ladies.
I really hope you love the mix tape I made. I do.
I really hope you love the mix tape I made. I do.
I really hope you love the mix tape I made. I do.
I really hope you love the mix tape I made. I do.
I'm a bulim ist. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
I'm a bulim ist. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
Living room routine. Living room routine.
Living room routine. Living room routine.
No. Yeah, I did.
No. Yeah, I did.
Okay. You gonna hang in there?
Okay. You gonna hang in there?
Patrick, you're such a dick. Where the hell did you go?
Patrick, you're such a dick. Where the hell did you go?
Please, come in. Okay.
Please, come in. Okay.
Really? I do.
Really? I do.
Shh! Shut "Don't go to Columbia!"
Shh! Shut "Don't go to Columbia!"
So what do you think happened? I don't know.
So what do you think happened? I don't know.
Something's wrong with me. Don't worry about it.
Something's wrong with me. Don't worry about it.
That looks nice. Hmm.
That looks nice. Hmm.
That's how you... Make friends in the real world.
That's how you... Make friends in the real world.
The cover is hand painted. Oh, wow.
The cover is hand painted. Oh, wow.
The dance was a little boring, don't you think? You are so selfish.
The dance was a little boring, don't you think? You are so selfish.
They said in health class... Hello?
They said in health class... Hello?
Ugh! Let's just go to Kings.
Ugh! Let's just go to Kings.
We're gonna see each other in New York. All the time.
We're gonna see each other in New York. All the time.
What about Eides? You love Eides, right? Yeah, of course. They're great.
What about Eides? You love Eides, right? Yeah, of course. They're great.
What did I do? You didn't do anything.
What did I do? You didn't do anything.
What did you just call me? Just called you a faggot.
What did you just call me? Just called you a faggot.
What the hell is wrong with you? Sorry.
What the hell is wrong with you? Sorry.
Why would I? You know why.
Why would I? You know why.
Yeah, well... Hey!
Yeah, well... Hey!
Yeah? Shakespeare.
Yeah? Shakespeare.
Yes. Yes!
Yes. Yes!
You'd hope it would be warm. Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.
You'd hope it would be warm. Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.
'Cause she doesn't have 1,095 days to go.
'Cause she doesn't have 1,095 days to go.
'Cause you deserve it.
'Cause you deserve it.
"Alice, I know you'll get into NYU."
"Alice, I know you'll get into NYU."
"Asleep." It's from Louder than Bombs.
"Asleep." It's from Louder than Bombs.
"at the main campus immediately following your high school graduation."
"at the main campus immediately following your high school graduation."
"Callahan," sergeant said...
"Callahan," sergeant said...
"Freak"? That kinda thing?
"Freak"? That kinda thing?
"Pearly Dewdrops' Drop."
"Pearly Dewdrops' Drop."
"pick people who treat us like we're nothing?"
"pick people who treat us like we're nothing?"
"Surviving your fascist shop teacher..."
"Surviving your fascist shop teacher..."
"We will require you to take our summer session..."
"We will require you to take our summer session..."
"You go kill some gooks."
"You go kill some gooks."
"you put down that prick punch."
"you put down that prick punch."
♪ 'Cause I wanted to be ♪ ♪ dressed just the same ♪
♪ 'Cause I wanted to be ♪ ♪ dressed just the same ♪
♪ 'Cause I will be gone ♪
♪ 'Cause I will be gone ♪
♪ And sensual daydreams ♪
♪ And sensual daydreams ♪
♪ And that's just one small ♪ ♪ fraction of the main attraction ♪
♪ And that's just one small ♪ ♪ fraction of the main attraction ♪
♪ And the shame ♪
♪ And the shame ♪
♪ And we can sing just ♪ ♪ like our fathers ♪
♪ And we can sing just ♪ ♪ like our fathers ♪
♪ And we kissed ♪
♪ And we kissed ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪
♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪
♪ As though nothing could fall ♪
♪ As though nothing could fall ♪
♪ At this moment you ♪ ♪ mean everything ♪
♪ At this moment you ♪ ♪ mean everything ♪
♪ Be it ♪
♪ Be it ♪
♪ Beyond any measure ♪
♪ Beyond any measure ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ Can't you just see it? ♪
♪ Can't you just see it? ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
♪ Could it be another change ♪
♪ Could it be another change ♪
♪ Creature of the night ♪
♪ Creature of the night ♪
♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪
♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪
♪ Don't feel bad for me ♪
♪ Don't feel bad for me ♪
♪ Don't try to wake ♪ ♪ me in the morning ♪
♪ Don't try to wake ♪ ♪ me in the morning ♪
♪ Down, down, down ♪
♪ Down, down, down ♪
♪ Erotic nightmares ♪
♪ Erotic nightmares ♪
♪ Fade away but somehow ♪ ♪ I'll get through ♪
♪ Fade away but somehow ♪ ♪ I'll get through ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Give yourself over ♪
♪ Give yourself over ♪
♪ How I started to cry ♪
♪ How I started to cry ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I can remember ♪
♪ I can remember ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ I said, too loo rye ♪ ♪ Too loo rye ay ♪
♪ I said, too loo rye ♪ ♪ Too loo rye ay ♪
♪ I wanna be dirty ♪
♪ I wanna be dirty ♪
♪ I want to go to bed ♪
♪ I want to go to bed ♪
♪ I want you to know ♪
♪ I want you to know ♪
♪ I will be king ♪
♪ I will be king ♪
♪ I'll oil you up and rub you down ♪
♪ I'll oil you up and rub you down ♪
♪ I'm tired and I ♪
♪ I'm tired and I ♪
♪ Is when I'm falling ♪ ♪ fast and hard for you ♪
♪ Is when I'm falling ♪ ♪ fast and hard for you ♪
♪ Is when I'm sinking ♪ ♪ fast and deep for you ♪
♪ Is when I'm sinking ♪ ♪ fast and deep for you ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ Moved a million ♪ ♪ hearts in mono ♪
♪ Moved a million ♪ ♪ hearts in mono ♪
♪ Nothing will ♪ ♪ keep us together ♪
♪ Nothing will ♪ ♪ keep us together ♪
♪ Now I must say ♪ ♪ more than ever ♪
♪ Now I must say ♪ ♪ more than ever ♪
♪ Now I think my winking days ♪ ♪ are through ♪
♪ Now I think my winking days ♪ ♪ are through ♪
♪ Now you're full grown ♪ ♪ Now you have shown ♪
♪ Now you're full grown ♪ ♪ Now you have shown ♪
♪ Of sins of the flesh ♪
♪ Of sins of the flesh ♪
♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪
♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪
♪ Our mothers cried ♪
♪ Our mothers cried ♪
♪ Over our heads ♪
♪ Over our heads ♪
♪ Poor old Johnny Ray ♪
♪ Poor old Johnny Ray ♪
♪ Satin d****d frame ♪
♪ Satin d****d frame ♪
♪ Sing me to sleep ♪
♪ Sing me to sleep ♪
♪ Sing me to sleep ♪
♪ Sing me to sleep ♪
♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪
♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪
♪ Standing ♪
♪ Standing ♪
♪ That delicate ♪
♪ That delicate ♪
♪ The last two digits ♪ ♪ when I'm calling ♪
♪ The last two digits ♪ ♪ when I'm calling ♪
♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good falling ♪
♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good falling ♪
♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good sinking ♪
♪ The only time ♪ ♪ I feel good sinking ♪
♪ Then if anything grows ♪
♪ Then if anything grows ♪
♪ Then we can be heroes ♪
♪ Then we can be heroes ♪
♪ These things they are real ♪ ♪ and I know how you feel ♪
♪ These things they are real ♪ ♪ and I know how you feel ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ To come and rearrange? ♪
♪ To come and rearrange? ♪
♪ To treasure forever ♪
♪ To treasure forever ♪
♪ Too loo rye ay ♪
♪ Too loo rye ay ♪
♪ Too rye loo rye, ♪ ♪ Too rye loo rye ay ♪
♪ Too rye loo rye, ♪ ♪ Too rye loo rye ay ♪
♪ Toucha toucha ♪ ♪ toucha touch me ♪
♪ Toucha toucha ♪ ♪ toucha touch me ♪
♪ Verge on dirty ♪
♪ Verge on dirty ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ We can be us ♪
♪ We can be us ♪
♪ We can beat them ♪
♪ We can beat them ♪
♪ We're nothing ♪
♪ We're nothing ♪
♪ Whatever happened to Fay Wray? ♪
♪ Whatever happened to Fay Wray? ♪
♪ Whoa, ho, whoa ♪
♪ Whoa, ho, whoa ♪
♪ Why can't she just ♪ ♪ feel that way I do? ♪
♪ Why can't she just ♪ ♪ feel that way I do? ♪
♪ Will drive them away ♪
♪ Will drive them away ♪
♪ You caught me ♪ ♪ as I was winking ♪
♪ You caught me ♪ ♪ as I was winking ♪
♪ You in that dress My ♪ ♪ thoughts, I confess ♪
♪ You in that dress My ♪ ♪ thoughts, I confess ♪
♪ You need a friendly hand ♪
♪ You need a friendly hand ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪

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