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200 Cigarettes (1999) 200 Cigarettes (1999) is a film set in New York City on New Year's Eve in 1981. The movie follows a

200 Cigarettes (1999)

200 Cigarettes (1999) is a film set in New York City on New Year's Eve in 1981. The movie follows a group of interconnected characters as they navigate the complexities of love, relationships, and parties. The star-studded cast includes Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson, Courtney Love, Christina Ricci, and Paul Rudd, among others. The film's soundtrack perfectly captures the essence of the era, featuring artists like Blondie, Elvis Costello, The Cars, and more. To relive the vibrant sounds of the '80s, you can play and download these iconic tunes here.

A and where in the hell is Ronkokomano?
A fuckin' Encyclopedia Britannica?
A little booty.
A little love,
A little love,
A lot more than Ellie.
A lot older last night.
A pretty unusual evening.
A woman falls in love with you
A... A stanky, little ho maybe,
Aah, aah, oh, God.
Aah!
Aah!
About how nice I was.
About how we're gonna meet this band
About how you and Jack were sleeping with each other
About last night being your first time and everything.
About real estate all night?
About the crab dip,
About these guys,
About us ditching him and all that.
Absolutely. Sure.
After I put the cab up, I mean.
After something like that.
After the next when he could be with...
Ah choo!
Ah, it's Ellie.
Ah, that's really good.
Ah! It sucked?
All consuming right now,
All goddamn night.
All right, come on, let's go.
All right, look. We'll go in here,
All right, this is what you're gonna do.
All right, you probably think it's really jerky, huh?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Here you go.
All right. Well, I'm leaving.
All: Five... four...
Almost 8:30.
Almost having fun,
Also...
Always is, baby.
Always reminds me
And bam,
And bringing them back from the dead.
And celebrate our strength together.
And choked to death
And courtesy and manners are what women know.
And don't worry about me,
And everybody hates me.
And everybody hates me.
And everything. Uh, Potsy.
And feelings and all that vague ambiguous bullshit!
And give him the address.
And he was kind of nice, you know?
And here go my man right here.
And I got what I was looking for,
And I realized
And I saw him there...
And I saw your face,
And I think it's natural
And I think the whole thing stinks.
And I told you.
And I wanted to be with her,
And I'll show you who's adequate, honey.
And I'm just wondering, I mean,
And I'm not letting him push me into
And I'm not one to call women ugly,
And I've never done anything like that before,
And it got canceled.
And it looks like he found what he wanted,
And it sucks.
And Jack, of course.
And l, you know,
And making trivial performance art
And next thing I know,
And nobody shows up.
And now you tell me it can't be helped.
And now you're throwing yourself at her?
And one guest... one guest... who spent the entire evening
And personally, I think he's right.
And plus, I've never really done
And realized you can't have sex with me?
And still look like a vestal virgin.
And tell them we're meeting them early, all right?
And the whole time I'm sitting over there,
And the woman is so willing
And then in June,
And then it's like...
And then they dump you.
And then we'll go to the party later, together.
And then you turn your back for 24 hours
And there he is, making out with another woman!
And they sound logical at first,
And they want you to come over
And think about them.
And watched them eat dinner
And we'll go to the party. OK? Come on.
And we're going to have fun,
And we're not together...
And what kind of woman are you anyway,
And who do I have to blame? I have myself to blame
And who would possibly like me the way I am?
And you are a strong woman.
And you go into a public restroom,
And you have no career.
And you just r...
And you know what?
And you think that's a curse?
And you, with your sordid little agenda.
And you, you just throw it away
And you'll whine, and you'll bitch,
And you're gonna blame me.
And, uh, have loveless New Year's sex
And, uh, move that truck for me?
And, uh, take this opportunity to introduce ourselves.
And, uh... hey, man, he has no manners.
And... And it's all bullshit.
And... just... do it.
Any interesting guy walks through that door,
Any interesting guys here tonight?
Anyway, I think it's time to quit smoking.
Anyway, one night I went to a restaurant,
Anyway, Twain was the smooth one.
Apart from tonight.
Apparently not everyone.
Are going to be so jealous.
Are they cute?
Are you breaking up with me?
Are you crazy?
Are you hungry?
Are you kidding? We're not almost there.
Are you kidding? We're not almost there.
Are you offering yourself to me?
Are you sure?
Are you telling me we're stranded here for the night?
Are you...
Around the party. It was real weird.
As a matter of fact, I've ne...
As anybody else.
Asking around for the recipe.
At least they showed up,
At least they showed up,
At my house? Playing at my party?
At my house...
At my house...
At this gallery and it's kind of
Baby actually left.
Baby, come here for a second.
Baby? Baby?
Bartender: Happy New Year.
Bartender: This is where it is.
Be careful on the ice.
Because I think I'd really like to get out of here.
Because I think you're lucky.
Because I thought we were really hitting if off there
Because I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men
Because if you really, really want to fuck,
Because it's too uncool to be prompt?
Because this is breaking me, Eric.
Because this is like the worst night of my life, OK?
Because we can spend every weekend together,
Because we're just friends,
Because you were the worst lover
Because you're clearly stunted in some way physically.
Because you're the one that has to live with this.
Because, Jack, I really think you're the most...
Before everybody else, so...
Before I get out and play the market full time.
Before last night,
Before my next show.
Before somebody kills me, all right?
Begging for mercy.
Believe me, he's not an artist.
Beverages. Beer.
Big New Year's Eve date thing.
Bitch from hell,
Bridget: Hello.
Bridget: Really.
Bridget: That was a total waste of time.
Bridget: You mean you're not an artist?
Bridget: You think this is too mean ditching him this way?
But at least Eric will be there.
But at least he has a gallery.
But dig this, right?
But he called this morning, so...
But here,
But I keep thinking about what you said earlier
But I like a lot of people. See?
But I think this woman was,
But I'm going to tell you this,
But I'm just trying to get the fuck home
But most of all, I'm sorry
But never a slut.
But now it turns out he's alive!
But that don't mean much.
But the last train for Ronkonkoma
But then the next day, it's...
But this is my life. You don't understand.
But tomorrow, it's going to be another story.
But totally honest with each other.
But what's with the cowboy shirt and the gladiator hair?
But why me? I mean, we hardly knew each other.
But you just got here.
But, baby!
But, if I have time, you know.
But... No, that's... that's not our deal.
By comparison.
By people's motivations.
By relating to their cigarettes
By the way,
By your creativity.
Cabbie: All right, let's get this party rollin', baby!
Cabbie: Although I went
Cabbie: Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Caitlyn, I know a girl who went home alone on New Year's Eve.
Caitlyn, I'm warning you,
Caitlyn, your skirt's been over your head for hours.
Caitlyn: Please, the law school thing is bad enough,
Caitlyn. Call me.
Calling me again."
Camping.
Camping.
Can I get some penis over here?
Can I just say something?
Can you just get the car to move?
Can you tell I'm a professional?
Castrating,
Cheers.
Cindy, wait.
Cindy!
Cindy!
Come on, don't do this, Cindy.
Come on, like you feel it. Come on, baby.
Come on, mama... live!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I know this great little Indian place nearby.
Come on. You don't know that's going to happen.
Come out.
Coming from the back seat.
Coming to terms with his sexual problems, OK?
Coming!
Congratulations.
Could you come out of there now?
Damages the plush interior of my cab, right?
Damn, baby.
Dave, I'll catch up with you later.
Deep thing. ? Tain't no big thing?
Desperate? You could stand there naked
Did you ever think
Did you know that cigarettes
Did you say D, D like dog?
Disappeared?
Disappeared.
Do you believe him going on
Do you believe him?
Do you believe this place?
Do you guys like to dance,
Do you have a light?
Do you see what I'm saying?
Do you think 6 months is a long time
Do you think she's right about no one showing up?
Do you think that would work?
Do you understand me? This party is breaking me.
Do you wanna make slow, passionate love,
Do you wanna stop or not?
Do you want to go to the party?
Does he got any money on him?
Does your cousin know any guys?
Doesn't even know I'm alive.
Doesn't work out...
Don't even start.
Don't sell yourself short, sir.
Don't try to make me feel sorry for you.
Don't yell at me, Kevin.
Don't you think?
Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Don't. Wait, where you going?
Drag me back into this skank pit.
Drawing a blank.
Drinking, fighting, loving the ladies?
Eating dinner.
Ellie: Kevin?
Ellie.
Elvis Costello?
Elvis Costello...
Elvis something?
Elvis?
Emasculating women.
End of story.
Ends up breaking up with me.
Enjoy. Enjoy.
Eric, hi. Happy New...
Eric, Jesus, Eric...
Eric, look, some things just can't be helped, you know?
Eric, right. Hi.
Eric, we are standing here with one hostess
Eric, you're hurting my skin.
Eric: For some reason,
Eric: l... I was flabbergasted.
Eric: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Eric: Oh, yeah. That's good.
Eric? Who's Eric?
Especially as pretty as you are,
Even if it means we get jinxed
Even if you smell like dog shit.
Even when you go to a party,
Every single woman I go out with
Everybody came and I missed it.
Everybody got what they was looking for,
Everyone's depressed on New Year's Eve.
Eww!
Eww!
Eww!
Eww.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. I'm an artist.
Falls in love with you or something?
Finding the right girl and everything.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
First they had a little finger food,
First, first. Like I was the first guy
For a while.
For a... for a hardened professional.
For breakfast.
For Christ's sake,
For dinner tonight.
For my cousin's party.
For reasons I can't explain right now,
For somebody to tell them
For the superior woman that you are.
For the whole year?
For yourself, huh?
Forget it.
From where I'm standing,
From which to suck the life blood out of me
Fuck me.
Fuck you!
Fucking...
Gangway, please.
Get in this cab. Destiny awaits.
Get this car to just move?
Getting picked up by some bartender.
Give him my regards.
Given that it's the worst possible thing
Go back to the coffee shop
Go to some stupid party, pretend to be happy,
Go to the party with me.
God, oh, you must be freezing.
God, Stephie, please.
God.
Goddamn it.
Good bye, Jack.
Good dog.
Good dog.
Good to see you, too, Cheryl.
Great party.
Great, Jack.
Great.
Great.
Great. OK... Ha ha...
Great. Wanna share a cab?
Guests!
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Yeah.
Ha ha!
Ha ha.
Ha ha. I know.
Hang out for the rinse cycle or something?
Hap... Hap... Happy New Year. Hi.
Happy birthday!
Happy fucking New Year!
Happy New Year!
Have you ever heard such a pile of shit?
Have you ever thought to look
Have you once even ever considered having sex with me?
Having sex with people
He ain't conscious.
He does all these big abstract paintings with the, um...
He got 2 girls,
He has ceased refilling the peanut bowl.
He is dreamy, sex bomb cute.
He isn't seeing anyone?
He kept dragging a dead girl
He takes me to his gallery today
He was going on and on
He wasn't so bad.
He's a famous necrophiliac
He's all yours.
He's bad in bed?
He's French Canadian.
He's going to be right back.
He's gotta be depressed
He's in the bathroom.
He's not your bartender.
He's our bartender.
He's really bad in bed.
He's rolling with big girl,
He's saying we shouldn't fight
Heh, anyway, l... I ended up going home with him,
Hello, Kevin.
Her and about a million other people.
Her? We're just friends. You remember Lucy.
Here it is.
Here we go. Whoop...
Here you go, baby.
Here you go.
Here, drink some water.
Here.
Hey, baby.
Hey, could we get some beers over here?
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.
Hey, how are you? I'm not dead.
Hey, Luce...
Hey, man, you smell dog shit?
Hey, man...
Hey, pal, did you see, uh...
Hey, there's no money in here.
Hey, you OK over there?
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Man!
Hey. Aah!
Hey. So are you totally hung over?
Hey... knock it off.
Hi, I'm Hillary.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Stephie.
Hi. This must be it, huh?
Hi. Uh...
Hillary, Jesus, we only broke up 6 months ago.
Hillary, listen.
Hillary, you should come down to the studio
Hillary: Do you mean to tell me
Hold on. We're almost there.
How about some food? You want some food?
How could I have been so stupid?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
How long ago?
How long have we known each other?
How many times I gotta tell you?
How?
Huh. And then...
I always thought, it could've been me.
I been there once before.
I believe you.
I bet I know.
I bet that Cheryl person hates you, too.
I bet you don't.
I bet your cousin isn't even having a party.
I bought them for you, remember?
I brought you some matches.
I can get into that shit.
I can't believe how drunk I am.
I can't believe I almost went home earlier.
I can't believe I was stupid enough
I can't believe I'm letting you
I can't believe it.
I can't believe that you are so hard up
I can't believe this.
I can't believe you don't remember my name.
I can't believe you let him French you.
I can't do this.
I can't even tell you how many men I've fucked.
I can't go on forever
I can't speak for Bridget or any of the others...
I can't take it anymore.
I can't take it!
I can't.
I can't. I can't go on.
I could've told him that.
I couldn't... I couldn't even make a list anymore.
I dare you to fuck me.
I dare you.
I dare you.
I deserve an explanation.
I did.
I didn't want to have to tell you this
I do?
I don't believe I recall an Eric.
I don't believe this!
I don't believe this.
I don't believe you.
I don't have her number.
I don't have to prove anything.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know why I'm telling you all this.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Do you?
I don't know. Lots of reasons probably.
I don't know. Maybe she went to a party or something.
I don't know. Three weeks ago, a month.
I don't think it's too jerky.
I don't think you're a slut.
I don't think you're attracted to half the men you sleep with.
I don't wanna force you to drink against your will.
I don't wanna look desperate.
I ever had in my life.
I feel it in my gut!
I forgot my key.
I got makeup and shit in there.
I got pictures. Look here.
I got pictures. Look here.
I got to go.
I got to meet this guy Tony
I got you some flowers.
I got your coat, your gloves.
I got your, uh, drink.
I gotta find a phone, don't I?
I guess I do.
I guess I was afraid you were going to think
I had no Afro back then,
I hate abstract.
I hate Christmas.
I hate getting to a party
I hate the way they're all bunched together.
I hate you motherfuckers.
I have a right to know
I have a right to know.
I have never slept with Jack.
I just can't, all right?
I just left a message on your machine
I just love your flowers.
I just started working
I just think you're so...
I just thought if this thing with the bartender...
I just thought maybe, you know, I was falling in...
I just wanted everything to be perfect.
I just wanted to get it over with.
I just... I just said. Cheryl, right?
I knew we should've left him behind.
I know it's not much,
I know, but I wasn't coming back before.
I know. I look terrible.
I like a strong woman.
I like weird guys.
I love the East Village. It is so cool.
I love you.
I made the crab dip myself.
I mean about no one showing up.
I mean,
I mean, a person can make progress, you know.
I mean, all the cool people live here!
I mean, ever since you found out I was a virgin
I mean, he was really nice
I mean, I don't mean I'm with him
I mean, I don't think that you need
I mean, I see big things in his future,
I mean, I... I think I'm in love with you.
I mean, I'm only human, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm standing here in a basement
I mean, it felt like she really liked me,
I mean, just because of...
I mean, look, so what, you ate a chili.
I mean, nothing's good enough for you.
I mean, she's just like this little girl,
I mean, Stephie,
I mean, that's something.
I mean, that's something.
I mean, the dimensions that we're speaking of,
I mean, there are some people
I mean, there's techniques you can learn
I mean, we're not talking physical oddity here, right?
I mean, why is that, Monica?
I mean, you know, maybe this is...
I mean... I'm gonna be there.
I meet someone, we go home together,
I met him, got his autograph
I need you to come out of the bathroom.
I never really did it at all.
I never said I was nice.
I picked up a little bit of a knack for the thing
I recognize your shoes.
I refuse to buy into the desperation
I said thank you. That's courtesy.
I said, I wish that that was me.
I slept on the sofa,
I suppose now you want him
I think I'm falling in love with you.
I think I'm finally
I think it makes sense.
I think it's you.
I think that bartender likes you.
I think there's gonna be a lot of people there.
I think we should do it.
I think you'll feel a little better
I think you're blaming me for being bad in bed
I thought everything was fine.
I thought it was okra.
I thought we were getting out of here already.
I thought you said you wanted a drink!
I thought you were giving that package to your friend.
I told you we should've left him behind.
I wanted to, like, I wanted to get near her,
I was contemplating using the bathroom, asshole.
I was curious.
I was like... whoa! This is the one!
I was some kind of freak or something.
I will. Fuck you!
I won't be serving Mai Tais my whole life.
I would have gone home with anybody last night.
I wouldn't go to that party with you
I'll be back later.
I'll be OK.
I'll be right back.
I'll be... fine.
I'll know it if I see it.
I'll tell you.
I'll usher them right over to you.
I'm a little intoxicated.
I'm all right. You OK?
I'm coming.
I'm fine.
I'm from Jersey.
I'm fucked up? I mean,
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going to the party.
I'm going to the train station
I'm gonna have you on your hands and knees
I'm gonna invite him to this party.
I'm gonna prove you wrong. That's right.
I'm hanging on by a thread.
I'm happy to hear it.
I'm having fun right here.
I'm just fine.
I'm kind of nervous. Can you tell?
I'm never gonna forgive you for this, Lucy.
I'm not a vain person.
I'm not finding a wallet here.
I'm not moving from this corner.
I'm not speaking to you, Jack.
I'm not telling no one.
I'm pretty sure I remember this block.
I'm really bad at this.
I'm sensing a real reluctance on your part
I'm serious, Val. I knew a girl...
I'm serious.
I'm serious. I think we should
I'm so glad we decided to go home alone.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
I'm staying at his place.
I'm staying there until I find a new apartment.
I'm still in love with my old boyfriend.
I'm stunned. This has never happened to me before.
I'm stupid.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened by accident,
I'm talking about you.
I'm the worst lover you ever had.
I'm totally afraid.
I'm willing to make for our friendship.
I'm with someone.
I'm... I'm really sure.
I've been working out.
I've dated this year,
I've ever been on a date with 2 girls.
I've got a date.
I've never got a straight answer
I've never slept with Jack.
If I have time.
If I was you, I would pull over with me
If it's a clean break.
If that's what you want.
If you cross that street!
If you feel a little bit awkward here,
If you have time?
If you hear me out.
If you know what I'm saying.
If you know what I'm saying.
If you stay, I'll give you Eric.
If you want to.
If you were the last man on Earth.
In a way.
In a way.
In fact...
In no, uh, particular way. Look...
In particular, OK? Being specific,
In search of a giant teat
In the stench of air freshener?
In the... ln the 5 years we've known each other,
Instead of each other.
Into one doomed relationship
Into one doomed relationship
Is a considerable length of time.
Is beautiful.
Is because she's afraid no one's gonna turn up.
Is because you make my life look great
Is it better?
Is so predictable.
Is that cool?
Is that it?
Is that too much to ask?
Is there any way that you can
Is totally screwed up now because of you.
Isn't this an incredible coincidence?
It could've been anybody!
It doesn't even matter what I think.
It happened to me.
It is incredible.
It is so obvious.
It makes no sense whatsoever.
It must be part of the whole Zelda thing.
It never gets any better.
It seems a little sudden
It sucks.
It was like she was jinxed for the whole year.
It was like she was tainted.
It was off the box.
It was so big.
It was the only way I could get you
It was... it was bad.
It wasn't that either, OK?
It... lt happens all the time.
It'll be our little secret,
It's 9:25.
It's a free country.
It's a small city, ain't it?
It's all about emotions and intimacy...
It's all right. This happens every day.
It's beautiful.
It's funny. I don't remember saying that.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
It's in the bathroom.
It's just a stupid New Year's Eve party.
It's just this guy, you know?
It's kind of cool.
It's like a curse. It never ends.
It's like I said, it's for my friend Tony.
It's like when I first met Val, though, you know,
It's like you're not nice at all!
It's like... big, abstract vaginas.
It's my birthday.
It's my only hope, thanks to you.
It's New Year's Eve, and the woman breaks up with me.
It's New Year's Eve. Ha ha.
It's no big deal.
It's no big deal. Relax.
It's not gonna work
It's not like facing death.
It's not my fault you're an emotional cripple.
It's not my fault your girlfriend caught us
It's not that bad?
It's not that bad?
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad. Really.
It's not that.
It's OK. I never planned
It's only 9:00.
It's retarded. I wanna leave.
It's ridiculous and demeaning.
It's ridiculous and demeaning.
It's sex. That's it!
It's so cool that we are hanging out
It's the first time
It's the obligation to enjoy yourself.
It's the same, desperate scrambling around
It's them. They're coming over here!
It's those guys.
It's those guys. They're definitely following us.
It's true. I read it.
It's your present, fuckhead. Open it.
It's, uh...
It's, um...
Jack, maybe I should just go home.
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, you're doing it again.
Jack?
Jerk.
Jesus, Eric, help me out here, OK?
Jesus, Eric, relax.
Jesus, I hate you.
Jesus, like it's my fault I'm irresistible to men.
Jesus, Stephie!
Jesus, there's nobody here yet?
Jesus, you scared me half to death.
Jesus! Do you hear yourself?
Just because it's New Year's Eve.
Just because you're inadequate.
Just blurting it out like this
Just called you up to say,
Just do me a favor.
Just drop this now, please.
Just end this date right here, OK?
Just get him into a cab.
Just go home
Just made me think I should say something.
Just please, call your mother.
Just promise we won't go past Avenue A.
Just remember, I was the one
Just stop it.
Just walking the streets out there?
Just when he started making a little headway,
Keep your slutty hands off my bartender.
Keeps feeding people little weenies,
Kevin, I dare you to fuck me.
Kevin, I thought you knew. Everybody knew.
Kevin: Excuse me...
L, uh...
L...
L... I do?
L... I don't know. Um...
L... I wasn't expecting much, but this is an unprecedented low.
Lady.
Law school?
Left an hour ago.
Let's do it.
Let's get a drink.
Let's just talk, but outside.
Life is ridiculous and demeaning, Kevin.
Life's happenin' right now, baby.
Like coming face to face
Like facing death.
Like it's a minor inconvenience.
Like it's nothing,
Like it's your fault he's bad in bed.
Like right now.
Like Romeo and Juliet.
Like us?
Like you...
Like, I like you a lot.
Like...
Listen, do you got any Alka Seltzer?
Listen, I think it's still a bit early for this party.
Listen, you think there was something special about you?
Little girl scored with the necrophiliac.
Live tonight! Say yes.
Look around you. Look around you.
Look at his eyes, man. He crazy.
Look, all I'm asking for is the truth.
Look, can I just say something?
Look, can I tell you something here?
Look, don't do this, OK? Just don't do this.
Look, he wants me. Not you, me.
Look, he'll be all right, OK?
Look, I don't remember who I was dating
Look, I got a grip.
Look, I hate the holidays.
Look, I'll call and see if she's listed.
Look, I'm just gonna go home and kill myself.
Look, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
Look, I've been sitting here waiting all this time.
Look, Jack, we don't have to do this.
Look, let's just forget everything,
Look, the only reason I said we would go
Look, to tell you the truth,
Look, uh, as an actor,
Look, what happened between us last night is, like,
Look, you just met this guy.
Look, you wanted to know why you were bad in bed,
Look, you're...
Lucy, do you want to fuck?
Lucy: Kevin, don't. Don't.
Lucy: So then you'll get grumpy
Lucy.
Lucy.
M My cousin Val from Ronkonkoma
Mad Woman.
Make my life miserable persona.
Makeup and shit? That's just great.
Making out in a bathroom stall.
Man, that's a cool party, huh?
Man.
Maybe I should leave.
Maybe we'll meet some people.
Maybe you should!
Meaningless sex
Men, you get into a relationship,
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmmm.
Mm!
Mm. [Giggles]
Mmm, mmm, mmm, he's so cute.
Mmm!
Mmm.
Mmm. Do you believe
Mmm. Hmm.
Mmm. Pretty girl. Foxy.
Mmm...
Monogamous relationship that week.
More judgmental between girlfriends.
Most guys.
My clothes and those clothes
My cousin Val? From Ronkonkoma?
My dad's a lawyer, and turns out
My name is Cindy!
My name's Tom. This is Dave.
My what?
Next thing I know,
No guys at all,
No one wants to be the first to arrive.
No way, man. I'm going to this party.
No way.
No way. This is totally
No, 6 months is nothing!
No, don't baby me.
No, I don't know.
No, I don't think you're crazy.
No, I'm not shacking up with him.
No, it was so big.
No, it's cool, 'cause I told them
No, listen to me. Listen to me.
No, no, no, don't go home.
No, no, no, no, this way.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
No, no. I'm still leaving.
No, no. You're my only guest.
No, no. You're my only guest.
No, you won't.
No! No, I'm not taking one more step.
No! No. I'm not in love with anybody.
No.
No. I don't think that would've helped.
No. I don't think that would've helped.
No. I don't,
No. I mean about going to the party.
No. I said Noho.
No. I think I'm still drunk.
No. I'm kidding. That's a joke.
No. Jack, I mean,
No. Maybe lunch?
No. No,
No. We've never been anything
No... Look, it's just... it's New Year's Eve.
Nobody had it.
Nobody's coming.
Not answering her phone?
Not anyone worth mentioning.
Not in... no, here, wait a minute.
Not me. You're the one inventing old boyfriends
Not some ethereal thing out there to embrace humanity.
Nothing terrible's gonna happen to us.
Nothing.
Nothing. I just, uh...
Now I think I'm 4 more pages away from ecstasy,
Now I will.
Now these two girls in this picture,
Now this guy here,
Now this guy is hungry for love or something,
Now,
Now, finish your drink
Now, let me see. Did I smile?
Of course Ellie's gonna show up tonight,
Of course. Thank you.
Of finding someone
Of me and my buddy Twain.
Of normal human proportions.
Of our friendship, we just decided
Of the rotational thrust.
Off the old man, and...
Off. Off. Off.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, and it's really cool, too,
Oh, and you might want to try a new approach.
Oh, aren't we concerned?
Oh, come on, don't be like that. Look, Cheryl...
Oh, come on, Eric. You know how it is.
Oh, come on. We're almost there.
Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, God, those are them?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. I'm so hung over.
Oh, great. Just drive right past me
Oh, ha ha! Sorry.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
Oh, I couldn't understand a damn thing they said,
Oh, I did say that.
Oh, I feel you.
Oh, I guess...
Oh, I ju... oh!
Oh, I know I'm right, baby.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just, uh,
Oh, jeez. Will you look at the time?
Oh, leave me alone!
Oh, my God, there's no answer?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Val!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Do you believe him?
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God. Stop yourself!
Oh, my God. There is no band, is there?
Oh, my God...
Oh, no. Not again.
Oh, now I'm inadequate.
Oh, OK.
Oh, really, Eric, who remembers?
Oh, really? That's very astute.
Oh, she's not?
Oh, shit! Move it. Excuse me.
Oh, so you're shacking up with him?
Oh, Stephie, you know?
Oh, stop it. You're insane.
Oh, thank you. What a humanitarian!
Oh, that's perfect.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, that's the worst.
Oh, the guy in the middle,
Oh, the time I fell asleep.
Oh, there's Dutch boy
Oh, this girl right here
Oh, well, no.
Oh, well, that's just great.
Oh, will you relax?
Oh, with the flowers?
Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, right.
Oh, yeah, sure,
Oh, yeah? It's for Tony?
Oh, yeah? Well, where do you want to go?
Oh, yeah. It was great.
Oh, you love that.
Oh, you want Eric? Fine. I'll take
Oh, you're Monica.
Oh, you're so conceited!
Oh, you're sorry?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Aah!
Oh! My work! My work!
Oh! There he is.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh...
Oh. OK.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... God!
Oh... not again.
Oh... yeah. Mm hmm.
Ohh, look at that.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh...
OK, but not in an obvious way.
OK, date's over. Look, why don't we
OK, fine, I won't go home.
OK, fine. You don't remember the lame excuse
OK, good. You know, uh,
OK, it's, uh, how you doing?
OK, let's go now.
OK, OK, OK, OK, I'll do it. Oh, God!
OK, so I was wrong about Jack.
OK, so maybe he's an artist, too.
OK, so, this is the address...
OK, so...
OK, that's it.
OK?
OK? And I'm sorry
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. I'll do it.
OK. Look...
Okra's brown.
On fucking Avenue D,
On New Year's Eve in New York City,
On New Year's Eve?
On the bright side of things, huh?
One of the ugliest bitches
Only you are depressed on New Year's Eve.
Or do you like Devo or what?
Or maybe she's down in the laundry room.
Or maybe you want Eric and the lawyer.
Or something to be...
Or we get back on a train to Ronkonkoma.
Our deal was you're not supposed to leave!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! [Grunting]
Perfect. Good for you.
Pfft! He doesn't like me. He likes you.
Please don't leave me here all alone
Please, it's just too desperate
Please, they're practically still going out.
Please. Please, Cindy.
Please... Please don't touch me.
Pressure?
Prove it.
Radiating from your persona. Something is wrong, mama.
Reaching the point of acceptance, though.
Really feature you guys well.
Really, Eric, you just got to calm down.
Really, law school. That is so yuppie.
Really? Do you think so?
Really? I had you figured
Really? I mean, of course.
Really.
Recently? While we were still together?
Remember '78, I went home alone?
Remember him? This guy would not
Remember last night
Right back.
Right in the middle
Right through the door. Look at this party.
Right? I mean,
Right? I mean,
Right? That's something, right?
Right. Cindy, uh, you OK in there?
Ronkonkoma.
Say it loud.
Sayin' somethin' 'cause I just met her.
Saying I wanted to move back in.
Scrambled or fertilized?
See how fun this is? This is so fun.
See you.
See you.
See, l... I've always been fascinated
See? That's what I'm talking about.
Seriously.
Sever a totally unhealthy relationship.
She better be listed, Val!
She broke up with me. Do you believe that?
She got into it with little girl
She is having a party. I just need the address.
She knew I'd be here,
She knows guys, but they're weird like her.
She thinks I'm sleeping at your house tonight.
She's my friend.
She's not coming.
She's too busy being expressive
Shit, my friends
Shit! Do you think he even heard me?
Show the ladies what we've got for them, bro.
Silky ho. I'll never forget her.
Since the day I met you!
Singing at my party?
Six months?
Smoke up!
So common, so typical, so similar!
So do you want to get together later?
So freeze your fucking ass off!
So he just called you up out of the blue.
So I can pass out
So I'm hopeless? That's it. I'm hopeless.
So I'm hopeless? That's it. I'm hopeless.
So I'm sorry if you're having troubles
So now I just want everything
So powerful.
So she deliberately put these up.
So we got to go back to the club
So we'll just stick around and see if he shows up.
So what are you saying, love kills?
So what you're saying is that I was your first?
So what'd you think about that party
So where's this party, Soho?
So you can check it out after work.
So you won't get in trouble for anything.
So, no. The answer to the unspoken question.
So, uh, can I ask you a question?
So, uh, how... how are things?
So, uh, what's in this package anyway?
So, uh, where's, um, what's her face?
So, what about this party? Are there gonna be any guys there?
So, you know, I wasn't...
So?
So?
Some bartender? What are you? You're a waitress.
Someone's coming.
Something Christmas y, huh?
Something terrible is gonna happen
Sorry.
Standing around with their cigarettes.
Stay. Stay. Let's get some food in you,
Stephie, we got money, we got fake I.D.s.
Stephie: Come on, let's go to the party.
Stephie: Excuse me!
Suddenly they've developed
Suddenly, she's got this mountain climbing boyfriend
Sweetheart, you know what you need to do?
Take you, Hillary.
Talking about this.
Talking to the ones you already know.
Taxi!
Taxi!
Taxi!
Taxi.
Taxi.
Tell me about it. I'm a secretary.
Tell me the real reason
Tell me the truth and I'll stay.
Than New Year's Eve, right?
Thank God he brought a live one home,
Thank you, God.
Thank you, God.
Thank you.
Thank you. I feel fantastic now.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank...
Thanking you? My life
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That and buying and selling converted co op properties.
That bartender
That could happen.
That everyone thought was dead,
That I tell you, remember this:
That is fine! No problem.
That is so pathetic. Fine. You know what?
That is unless you're right,
That kind of energy
That lawyer bartender guy showed up?
That likes you the way you are.
That made you decide to, you know.
That maybe you could have a good time
That must be the guy she was telling me
That sounds much better, doesn't it?
That wanted to stay home tonight, Lucy.
That was a cover story.
That you were probably the most...
That you'd go for that lawyer.
That you're so bad in bed. I really am.
That's all.
That's fine with me.
That's for sure.
That's great.
That's how many there are.
That's it! That's my party!
That's it. I have no friends,
That's just great.
That's just great.
That's my booty look right there.
That's not lame.
That's not lame.
That's nothing. I'm a waitress.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
That's the kind of sacrifice
That's what does it. Every year,
That's what I have to deal with.
That's what struck me last night
That's what you wanted to do.
That's... That's OK, drawing a...
The band? What band?
The bartender? Well, that's just perfect.
The bartender/lawyer/real estate guy.
The coolest year ever.
The dress.
The entire time we were going out.
The kind of thing I did last night.
The last thing...
The liar who's been bragging for months
The love of my life...
The most what?
The most what?
The night's young.
The painter, the one with the accent.
The people was dancing,
The pool table, the lamp, and everything.
The rest of my life
The rest of my life
The right address.
The right address.
The thing is... What l...
The truth is I broke up with you
The truth is you're afraid.
The whole, you know, high strung,
The zipper's stuck.
Them.
Then they was hugging,
Then they was smiling,
There ain't no nothing.
There go some life, and over there, too.
There I go. There I go.
There was no committed monogamous relationship.
There were... There were actual musicians here?
There you go, heh heh heh!
There.
There's got to be a cab around here somewhere.
There's no answer.
There's nothing we can do. We're fucked.
These guys are musicians.
These insane leaps of reasoning.
These matches are disappointing me!
These pictures here, I'm keeping forever.
They feel that way about them,
They just made that up.
They make me happy, 'cause they remind me,
They only broke up 6 months ago, right?
They only broke up 6 months ago, right?
They tell you you've changed.
They're doing this to me, Hillary?
They're really sexy.
They're well within the standard range
Thinking I have no friends
Thinking I have no friends
This corner's fantastic for me.
This corner's great.
This dude right here I call,
This guy weighs a fucking ton.
This guy with funny glasses,
This is just... It's a waste of time.
This is Reaganomics.
This is so cool.
This is such an incredible coincidence.
This is the address I wrote down
This is the address I wrote down
This is the one. Because the thing with Val is,
This is the time to invest, prime the pump.
This is... oh...
This is... This is turning out to be
This nightmarish ordeal of a New Year's party
This old girlfriend, party thing.
This ongoing problem with me.
This shithole?
This song always make me think about that.
This whole thing with the matchbooks
Those guys were such total posers.
Three... two... one.
Through the important signposts of life, lovingly.
Till we fell in love with the same girl.
To a crazy New Year's Eve party,
To a crazy New Year's Eve party,
To attract anybody but you.
To audition for a sitcom.
To be perfect, you know? And...
To call my therapist.
To care about you, Jack.
To deliver this package to my friend Tony.
To find that bartender.
To get out of here before these jerks get us killed.
To have broken up with somebody?
To know that you are all just a pack of roaming babies
To pull over so soon, but I'll tell you what,
To see his new show.
To smooth things along, and the next thing you know,
To surround yourself with as many people as possible,
To tell me what you would like to do tonight.
Too bad, in a way.
Too much hostility.
Trouble? How old are you exactly?
Turning out to be so terrible.
Twain was my best friend a few years back,
Twelve months, completely invisible to guys, OK?
Twenty four hours ago, you were so heartbroken,
Two people in a bed getting off!
Uh huh.
Uh oh.
Uh uh.
Uh, and, uh, you know what happened?
Uh, Cheryl...
Uh, Eric's here.
Uh, excuse me, baby girl...
Uh, hi. Um...
Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility
Uh, look.
Uh, mind if I sit down?
Uh, now this little girl here,
Uh, OK. I'll... I'll call you a cab.
Uh, that'll make it worse. Have some wine.
Uh, yeah, unless...
Uh, yeah.
Uh, you wanna break?
Uh... yes.
Uhh!
Um, Cindy, I hate to press a point here,
Um, maybe 6 months ago.
Um, what, you don't want me to go home?
Um...
Um... well, I'm in my third year of law school.
Um... with him.
Um... yeah.
Unless you're chicken.
Until I'm a hollow shell.
Until later.
Until you go home, sit down,
Unusual?
Val, Val, it's those guys!
Val, you don't just meet people on the street.
Val, you're crossing onto B, OK?
Val!
Val!
Val!
Val!
Val!
Val! Val!
Val! Val! Please listen to me!
Very lovingly.
W We'll pay the driver
W What are you saying?
W what do you call somebody
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait up.
Wait! Uh...
Wait.
Wake up.
Wanna beer?
Wanna dance?
Want to go for breakfast?
Was here last night?
Was here...
Was it... you know?
Was the sex any good at all?
Wasn't having that.
Wasn't there enough room at Jack's?
Watching all those people
We all thought he was dead.
We are so incredibly fucked.
We are so lost! We are so fucked!
We can get a drink. I mean, if you want to.
We can't just put him in a cab.
We could do it again another time.
We didn't even officially break up.
We don't belong in there, Val.
We don't belong on B.
We don't know anybody.
We either call your mother for the number,
We got just as much right to be in there
We have an emergency.
We have to go meet him there.
We made a deal.
We should go to dinner tonight?
We still have 2 more hours.
We thought we'd come out here and get some air and just, um,
We'll fuck, OK?
We'll get a couple beers,
We'll get dates.
We'll never have to see each other again.
We're fucked.
We're going to a party is all.
We're going to that party,
We're going to that party.
We're going to the party. Come on.
We're in way over our heads here.
We're making a scene.
We're not going there.
We're on B.
We're practically obligated to do it.
We're sorry.
We're totally fucked on New Year's Eve
Well, 6 months is a long time.
Well, baby, all this talk about teats
Well, congratulations, Hillary.
Well, did Val say something to you about me?
Well, excuse me, OK? Wherever it is, it's right up ahead.
Well, guess what? It could've been anybody.
Well, I just happened to hear a whole story
Well, I think you're drunk.
Well, I'm not going.
Well, if they do, you have my word...
Well, it's, uh, you know, it's uh,
Well, Jack will fuck anybody.
Well, let me tell you something, Jack.
Well, let's do that. I didn't know you wanted
Well, now you know how I feel.
Well, one thing I remember about last night was...
Well, sure!
Well, that's great.
Well, that's just great!
Well, that's so typical of a woman.
Well, that's the most ridiculous story
Well, then how?
Well, there are phones on A, you know.
Well, they tell me that
Well, we're just gonna keep walking, all right?
Well, what the fuck are we supposed to do,
Well, you better be sorry, sweetheart,
Well, you just take that god awful dress off,
Well, you know how it is.
Well, you know what? It's not gonna work, Ellie.
Well, you know,
Well...
Well... no, l...
Well... Oh, I've had it with you.
Well... yeah...
Wh...
What a disappointing party.
What about him?
What about him?
What about it?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you still doing with that package?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? It's Cheryl.
What are you, on another fuckin' planet?
What are you? I mean,
What do you expect, Kevin?
What do you expect? I'm under a deadline.
What do you mean not again?
What do you mean you can't?
What do you say we go get some cocktails?
What do you say? Come on. You in?
What do you think about that, baby?
What I want to say,
What I'm...
What if, for the sake
What is that, some kind of unwritten rule?
What makes him so great?
What other reason could there be?
What the fuck is your mother doing
What the fuck you carrying around in that pocketbook?
What time is it anyway?
What time is it?
What was it about you? You, you, you!
What was so horrible that you never even gave me a chance?
What was your reason?
What were you two doing back there?
What, are they all
What, are you OK?
What, the bartender?
What, with the bartender?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? I'm afraid.
What? Next day what?
What? No.
What? So what, now?
What? What?
What? What?
What? What? What?
What? What? When I could be with what?
What? What's the matter?
What... What do you mean, you'll come back?
What's happening in this cab right now
What's the matter with you?
What's wrong with it?
When have we ever not gotten dates?
When I got the nosebleed at the party?
When really your girlfriend just left you,
When there ain't no band.
When your hands were up my dress!
Where are my fucking glasses?
Where are we gonna go, huh?
Where are you going?
Where do they get these people?
Where they think you give a shit about their stuff?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Whether you like it or not.
While we were on a mountain climbing trip.
Who don't care about me.
Who got ****d on B.
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Who throws himself
Who wait their entire lives
Who's Cheryl?
Who's on the verge of hysteria
Who's secure enough to appreciate you
Whoa! Pardon me.
Whoa! Pardon me.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why are people so scared of each other?
Why did I choose you?
Why did I choose you?
Why did you have to bring her to our coffee shop?
Why didn't you tell me?
Why do you think
Why I don't mind lying to my parents.
Why is everyone so afraid?
Why we can't just go to the party and have a good time tonight, OK?
Why you won't fuck me, Kevin.
Will you hurry up?
Will you just forget about him?
Wine, cheese, the whole thing,
With a album.
With a mattress strapped to your back
With a pocketbook full of makeup
With countless strangers and bartenders,
With his hands,
With other people?
With the bands on New Year's Eve.
With the problem here, Monica.
Woman, I was tired.
Would look good on my floor.
Would you like a cigarette?
Wouldn't you know,
Wow, it's kind of, uh, hot in there, huh?
Wow.
Wow. That was pretty embarrassing.
Wow...
Yeah,
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, fine.
Yeah, he's adorable.
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
Yeah, I do think so.
Yeah, I do. I think 6 months
Yeah, I heard he had a record out.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, it's a rule.
Yeah, it's always lots of reasons.
Yeah, it's cool.
Yeah, it's incredible.
Yeah, Kevin, you're doin' just great.
Yeah, OK, it's almost 10:00,
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, sure, you say that now,
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, we're coming.
Yeah, well, it's on Long Island.
Yeah, well, Tony's not here yet,
Yeah, with the bartender. You should come, Kevin.
Yeah, yeah. That's who it was.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah, you think I'm a big slut.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Her and every other woman in New York.
Yeah. I do like you. I like you a lot.
Yeah. In his wallet.
Yeah. So do I.
Yeah. That's Ellie.
Yeah. This is the address she gave me.
Yeah. You have this whole ambivalent vibe
Year.
Yep.
Yep. I understand.
Yes, exactly.
Yes, Kevin?
Yes, when she invited me.
Yes, yes! I do. It's early.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. I can't even tell you.
Yes. We're saved.
You all right?
You are cursed,
You are much
You are nice.
You are so paranoid.
You are so uncool.
You better pray that the bartender shows up.
You better tell me that when we get moving.
You broke up with me and I'll stay.
You can come to my prom.
You can have a good time, baby,
You can have a good time, baby,
You can see it in my eyes.
You can't call your therapist on New Year's Eve.
You can't do it anymore?
You can't leave before midnight.
You can't leave.
You deserve each other.
You do?
You don't have to bite my head off
You don't have to get so emotional.
You don't meet people. You just stand around,
You don't remember? It was only 6 months ago.
You don't think I'm attracted to you.
You don't think I'm serious.
You don't wanna go to the party?
You gave me 6 months ago for breaking up with me.
You go pick up somebody else.
You got a dime?
You got dog shit on your back.
You got to stay still to move forward.
You guys should come by.
You have an almost perfect symmetry.
You have an epiphany and you realize
You have first pick.
You have no idea.
You just realized this now?
You just saw my face
You know how it is.
You know I don't have ugly people for friends.
You know what I mean?
You know what we need? We need some music.
You know what, Kevin?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? I can't just leave the bartender.
You know what? I mean, those outfits
You know what? You should just go home.
You know,
You know, and, now she's in there making out with Dave,
You know, as,
You know, baby, in life, sometimes
You know, considering, but there's no reason
You know, Eric, my last boyfriend.
You know, her big eyes, her big, round head, you know.
You know, I didn't hear any complaints
You know, I don't really feel comfortable
You know, I don't think I'm the one
You know, I just...
You know, I was a shy little knuckle head kid.
You know, l... I really like you a lot,
You know, most guys wouldn't even look at me
You know, Ronkonkoma.
You know, there's a reason
You know, this is a big joke to you,
You know, this is turning out to be the worst birthday ever.
You know, this song
You know, tomorrow, it's going to be,
You know, what can I say?
You know, when it happens, you know it,
You know, when there isn't so much pressure.
You know, when you know it,
You know, you gotta ride this wave.
You know, you just...
You know...
You let somebody move in with you,
You like Indian?
You look like you're about to throw up or something.
You make all these little compromises
You mean no guys at all?
You mean, like, later today?
You mean, we go home alone,
You men are so similar in your mediocrity.
You might meet somebody.
You must have had lots of opportunities.
You need to find somebody
You need to find yourself a man
You need to get in this cab.
You OK?
You probably ate one of those chilies.
You remember Eric.
You said so yourself.
You said you were going out of town for New Year's Eve.
You said you'd be gone all week.
You say you will, but you won't.
You see what I did?
You see, big girl right here
You see, it's all in the technique.
You seem to be experiencing a little indecision.
You should be thanking me for helping you
You should have sex on your birthday.
You spoke to her?
You still have your work.
You think I haven't noticed?
You think I'm a slut!
You think I'm inadequate?
You think I'm nice?
You think I'm ugly.
You think so?
You think so?
You think that's a long time?
You think there's gonna be
You understand.
You want a piece of me? Huh?
You want to go to some smelly bathroom
You want to know what it is?
You want to meet interesting guys, right?
You want to share a cab?
You want to throw yourself at some guy you just met, it's your business.
You want to?
You wanted to hang out with the bands, right?
You were gone almost 20 minutes.
You were in a committed,
You were just there.
You wouldn't even believe his work, OK?
You...
You'll stay?
You're a fox.
You're fucked up, you know that?
You're going to call this band
You're going to think this is crazy, but...
You're hell bent on eliminating
You're hiding it well.
You're in love with this Cheryl person?
You're just such a big phony!
You're kidding me. Why didn't you tell me?
You're kidding.
You're like a pack of Philistines!
You're listening to Joni Mitchell!
You're not the same person I fell in love with.
You're right about New Year's Eve.
You're shitting me.
You're so depressed, Kevin.
You're the one who kept going on all night
You're turning on me, too?
You're with someone?
You've been hounding me for a reason why.
You've got to be kidding.
You've gotta say yes to your destiny.
Your dress.
Your life has been totally dark, evil, and nihilistic
Your life's a rose!
Your, you know, your flowers.
6 months ago.
9:25.
9:25.
292 Great Jones Street.
1982 is gonna be, like,
? With a man like you? Ow!
? Yeah? ? Baby?
[Door Closes] [Footsteps]
And then you know what they say? No.
And this shithole building address. What should we do?
Call your mother. My mother?
Cheryl. Cheryl. Right.
Drink it! [Glass Dings]
Ever? Yeah.
Excuse me. Hi!
Forget what? Nothing.
Ha ha ha! Asshole.
Have you ever noticed that, Kevin? Fine. All right.
Heh, sure. All right.
Hey! That's OK.
Hey. Wake up.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hmm. Oops.
I do? Yeah!
Interesting guys? Yeah...
Noho. Noho? I thought you said Soho.
Nothing. Nothing?
Oh, God. Drink!
OK. OK.
Or something. Ugh.
Ow! Here, no.
Really? Mm hmm.
Really? Really.
Thank you. Will you get a grip?
Val! I'm just asking.
Wait a minute. What?
Weird. I can't believe it.
What? We've got an hour.
What? You know,
When are we meeting them? I told you. After the party.
Yeah. Thanks. We will.
You used to go out with her? It was a long time ago.
You're shittin' me. No!
Your drink! What?
? 'Cause each time?
? A million and one candlelights??
? A solitary man??
? About that girl?
? Ain't no big thing?
? And as I walk on?
? And drink it up till the morning starts?
? And each time I feel like this inside?
? And I want to remember?
? And misery?
? And they're stepping?
? And where is that harmony?
? And you out for the cash like you out for the fame?
? Ave Maria?
? Boogie wonderland?
? Boogie wonderland??
? But he cracked up Verbal assault?
? Circulate the red light vistas?
? Crack more heads over them backs?
? Cracked up but I don't need my mother?
? Dearly departed Brave heart slave contained?
? Do that to me once again?
? Do that to me one more time?
? Don't cry for me I'm proud, drunk off the power?
? Don't let this feeling end?
? Don't run away and let me down?
? Don't run away, run away and let me down?
? Don't run away, run away?
? Don't run away, run away?
? Find romance?
? Fool, you was born to ball?
? For ya?
? Get the girls then get their sisters?
? Get your goosebumps tinglin'?
? Gettin' dressed to kill?
? Give it to me Give it to me?
? Give it to me Give it to me?
? Give it to me, baby?
? Give me your stuff that sweet...??
? Go insane and out of your mind?
? Hang each night?
? He's gonna fill his cup with the love in your heart?
? Hey, yo?
? How I feel so much?
? How it feels to touch you?
? I ask myself?
? I don't care?
? I don't care?
? I don't care?
? I don't care??
? In boogie wonderland?
? In boogie wonderland?
? In rapture??
? In the darkness of insanity?
? Is all hope lost?
? Is there only?
? It just makes me want to cry?
? It may not come again?
? Just hold my hand while I come?
? Kiss 'em fierce with all his might forever?
? Kiss me?
? Lay back on the stack down the kodiak?
? Lightly?
? Like you just did?
? Looking through the eyes of love??
? Maria?
? More than this?
? More than this?
? My life will never be the same?
? My spirit gets so downhearted?
? New rigors that devour?
? Nothing could save us all that is sacred?
? Oh, baby?
? Oh?
? Oh?
? Once I was filled with desperation?
? Once is never enough?
? Ooh, don't you wanna take her?
? Ooh, it makes you want to die?
? Out of the darkness spark this?
? Over you?
? Pain and hatred?
? Pass that by me one more time??
? Peace, love and understanding?
? People hypnotized?
? Pinch 'em up and give 'em blisters?
? Please?
? Pretty lady?
? Quick to lash out?
? Quick to lash out?
? Regina?
? Run away, run away, run away??
? Save it for later?
? Save it for later?
? Seconds after?
? She doesn't know your name?
? She said?
? She'll take a tumble on you?
? She's got Bette Davis eyes?
? Since I found you?
? Smash some, we might have female rap stompin'?
? Smooth as silk, cool as air?
? So where are the strong?
? Sometimes?
? Sooner or later?
? Sooner or later?
? Start the dance?
? Sweet harmony?
? The system bounced back?
? The toll of the bell??
? Then I gotta call that said?
? Through troubled times?
? Throw you like you were dice??
? To a decision on it?
? To wait for the bell to ring?
? Took a little fall and now you want to end it all?
? Total chaos marked skin the hardest?
? Waitin' for me to fall?
? Wall to wall?
? Wanna make her all your own?
? We don't care?
? What's so funny about?
? Who are the trusted?
? Who's gonna cry?
? Who's gonna cry?
? Who's gonna cry?
? Who's gonna cry??
? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
? You brought me in from out the rain?
? You can be puttin' that sippin' and whippin'?
? You hit the deck you get found out?
? You say your prayers?
? You understand there is no exit?
? You're stunned momentarily dropped?
'82, rock on.
'cause he kept making vagina puppets
'cause I know you're gonna spaz out,
'Cause I think I'm finally over Lenny.
'cause I'm doin' just fine without you.
'cause I'm set for the night.
'Cause I'm... I'm so sick of your shit tonight.
'cause there's a market for vaginas.
[Boogie Wonderland Plays]
[Boom Box Playing Rap Music]
[Both Gasp]
[Burp]
[Burps]
[Coughs]
[Door Opens]
[Elvis Costello's Pump It Up Plays]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps] Jesus.
[Glass Breaks]
[Groans]
[Groans] Ohh.
[Grunts]
[Gunshots]
[Hillary Moans]
[Homeless Man Singing]
[Horns Honking]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Moaning And Mumbling]
[Monica Whimpers]
[Music Changes]
[Music Plays]
[Muttering, lmitating Lucy] ...fine holiday!
[People Celebrating]
[Pounding On Door]
[Pounding On Door]
[Punk Music Blares]
[Radio Transmission]
[Rock Music Playing]
[Sing Song] Yeah.
[Sing Song] Yeah.
[Sirens]
[Sniffs]
[Snoring]
[Speaking Hindi]
[Telephone Rings]
[Whispers] Heroin.
[Yawns]
[Zipper Unzips]
♫ Feliz Navidad ♫
♫ Feliz Navidad ♫
♫ Feliz Navidad ♫ ?