200 Cigarettes (1999) Soundboard Edit

A date?

A lot of time to know something like that.

Aah!

Absolutely not.

All traces of joy from this fine holiday.

All you do is complain.

An hour? Are you serious?

And books you can buy.

And cranky and fat,

And he was just... so..

And I know it.

And I'll try it again later.

And so ridiculous.

And take a look at my work

And then who walks over

And wait till you hear the story she came up with.

And wake up alone on New Year's Day?

And what better night to start over

And you'll lose all your inspiration,

And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama.

And, um, we've got to get dates

Are a shield against meaningful interaction

Are you gonna be like this all night?

Are you insane?

Arrgh!

At least I don't have to spend

Because I wanna get that guy back over here.

Because she had a penis.

Because,

Bump into Twain and the girl of my dreams

But for me, just for me.

But he's a real talented fella.

But I like you, and I thought you liked me.

But I think she want a weenie herself,

But my little girl pretty in pink,

But now I'll come back.

By the female form.

Can I get you another drink?

Cindy, I find myself very intrigued

Come on!

Come on.

Condos is something that I'm gonna get into.

Could I have an explanation?

Did I do something to offend her?

Did what?

Did you guys hear those gunshots?

Do you understand me?

Do you wanna stop and get a drink?

Don't call me again.

Don't know what to do with either of them.

Ellie and Jack? When did that happen?

Elvis Costello: ? As I walk through?

Eric, please, please, don't do this. Don't go.

Eric?

Even counting high school,

Even though you found me attractive.

Excuse me.

Fantastic.

Fine!

Get away from that cab.

God... excuse me!

Going out with him was, like, take your medicine.

Ha ha. You're... You're embarrassing me, Jack.

Happy New Year.

He used to go out with the slutty girl

He was the most successful artist

He's the worst.

He's yours.

Here? At... At my party?

Hey, hey.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hillary, please, please,

How's it hang?

Huh?

Hurry up!

Hush your mouth, baby.

I ain't going to call her young,

I bet you Rick James would've walked

I bet you she write a couple love letters

I can't be babied, but thank you.

I can't call her.

I can't go on.

I did?

I don't know. I mean...

I feel exactly the same way.

I guess I was wrong about tonight

I have no idea.

I just think you're a really nice person, Jack.

I just... I opened my eyes, and l..

I live here.

I mean, if you do.

I mean, that was awful.

I mean, that's only what I wanna do short term

I mean, you go out with condescending,

I must not have smiled. That's what it was.

I paid the check already.

I picked her up earlier that night, too.

I sat in the back of the restaurant

I think I'm falling in love with you.

I thought this was the place.

I was supposed to go on a ski trip

I wonder, you know, why me?

I'll be OK.

I'm a friend of your cousin Val's.

I'm getting to that party.

I'm gonna go find Tony.

I'm having a great time. See?

I'm leaving.

I'm, yeah, OK, you... I feel so naked right now.

I've ever heard in my entire life.

I've ever seen in my life rolled up,

If that party got any crazier,

If you just shut your freakin' mouth for five seconds?

If you know what I'm saying.

If you relax,

If you want to break up with me, fine.

In crayons here and there.

In the street on New Year's Eve?

Is that too jerky or something?

Is there any way you can get out the car

It happens here every night.

It should've been me.

It.

It. You never... You never did it?

It's all right. It's all right.

It's inevitable, you know?

It's kind of liberating.

It's not what you think.

It's, uh, it's supposed to be a good party.

Jenny, I'm... I'm sorry.

Just not the way you think you are.

Just tell me one thing.

Just tell me the reason why.

Just walking the streets like zombies

Last night?

Like I'm not even here.

Listen to me, man.

Listen to me. We are in deep shit here.

Long Island, huh?

Look at her. Dead, dead, dead.

Look,

Look, I'm sorry that what's her face dumped you.

Look, I've had it with him,

Lucy, I believe you fucked many, many men, OK?

Lucy: Hi! Happy New Year!

Mm, mm, mm.

Mm...

Mmm.

Mmm.

Most people, they underestimate the importance

My ski trip. Ahem.

Nnhh!

No, I'm not going to shut up.

No, thanks, anyway, heh.

No. As a matter of fact, I'm not kidding

No. I'm sorry. It was bad.

No. No. You go ahead.

Of the goddamn restaurant.

Oh, and I called my parents,

Oh, go to hell! Aah!

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, Val, we have to go.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, there's that chili girl

Oh, you know, baby,

Oh!

Oh...

Ohh, I can see that.

Ohh! Ohh!

OK, OK. We're not going on B, OK?

On going back there again anyway, so

Or should I leave the meter running?

Out of one of you.

Over there. There's the door. Come on!

Ow. Ow

People protect themselves emotionally

Please. He was too nice.

Really? I said that. That's, uh, that's fun...

Remember when we went to a show together?

Right there,

Right. I know. I'm sorry.

See, in the end,

She actually broke up with you

She was so nervous about being with.

She's... wh... th... it doesn't matter.

So a guy has to wonder...

So all the years of empty,

So call her up.

So don't you think

So, uh, can I call you later?

So...

Sounds perfect.

Stop it.

Sure. If you do.

Taxi!

Tempestuous,

Thank you, God, thank you!

That every woman you go home with

That I decided to throw this atrocity,

That is until her nose started bleeding.

That you ever let...

That's all you care about!

That's great, that's fine,

That's not even a real place.

That's not even on the map or nothin'.

That's right.

That's the guy from Happy Days.

That's the point. The whole topic makes me uncomfortable.

That's throwing this party tonight.

The only reason I keep you around as my friend

Then they was kissing.

These feelings for me.

They was laughing,

They're roadies, Val. There's a little difference.

This is bullshit. L...

This is the address I wrote down.

This is yours.

To be perfectly honest with you, Hillary,

To come into the city with me.

To leave the party alone tonight?

To sublimate her needs to guide her man

Try to keep it in your mouth.

Twain bite into a string bean

Ugh!

Uh, Cindy, please,

Uh, why don't we... why don't we take this outside?

Uh, you about ready to go?

Uh... look, it's just a game.

Um, he just...

Unless you think that's too jerky.

Vagina puppet man,

Val, this is it. This is B.

Wait. What?

Wasn't smooth.

We gotta book. You coming?

We'll both go home, and if we're lucky,

We're just having fun.

Well, maybe we'll meet somebody.

Well, obviously she was threatened

Well, that's not good for me, man

Well, that's OK. l... I understand.

Well, uh,

Well, unusual, um,

Well, what then?

Well... Well...

What am I doing? Let me get you inside.

What is it with guys

What would you rather be doing?

What?

What... What did I do? What's wrong?

What's this?

What's up?

Will you get a hold of yourself!

Will you grow up already?

With me,

With the streamers and the crab dip.

With your worst nightmare.

With, uh, the girl from, Rankakomano.

Woman: Maria!

Working on New Year's Eve.

Would you hold on a minute? I'm trying to get a beer.

Yeah

Yeah, I was at this party...

Yeah, she's got your cousin's number, don't she?

Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. She brought me here last night.

Yeah.

Yeah. He went to a party on Avenue D.

Yeah. Maybe. But let's just go to the party, OK?

Yeah. Sure.

Yes! Ha ha ha!

Yes. Aah!

You bring me over here, and you tell me

You don't even know me

You don't have to spend it with me.

You don't?

You just stay the fuck away from B!

You know that they say, uh, blanks are, um...

You know, 'cause you looked

You know, I never heard of them,

You know, she's different.

You know, what... what was it about me

You know?

You like me as a friend, but not as a boyfriend,

You really seem to understand my thrust.

You said you were flying to L.A

You think I'm ugly.

You went out with her?

You would make a wonderful artist's model.

You.

You're a very attractive girl

You're on some macrobiotic diet,

Your work, it's so brilliant,

Mmm mmm. Mmm mmm.

No, I mean a match. Eric, will you relax?

OK. OK. Now...

What? Cool.

What? What time is it?

Yes! There you go.

? About this world?

? And don't, you don't care?

? And let me down?

? And your heart beats like a subway train?

? But none heard the sound of the blast?

? Come on?

? Do that to me one more time?

? Ever, ever?

? For ya?

? I don't care?

? I feel it slipping away?

? Laughin' down the sun like a jackal will?

? Look out We saw the sound blast?

? More than this??

? Move back when you see us in the mosh pits?

? Must be a sucker for it?

? Ooh, it makes you want to cry?

? Peace, love and understanding?

? Right in my rap's head Hold that?

? Rocky Horror couldn't pitch it away?

? Run away, run away?

? Searching for light?

? She moves like she don't care?

? Something courageous The road rats explode?

? Standing on the verge on the edge of the ledge?

? The man's out of control?

? The power, the power?

? Then when you least expect it?

? There's one thing I want to know?

? This wicked world?

? Two dozen other dirty lovers?

? Up in your bippin' you better stand tall?

? Wait, homed up homie you must be trippin'?

? What's so funny about?

? What's so funny...??

? With his eyes ablaze and his lips apart?

? Yo, rock this and slam dance to this?

? You and your man floated Tales from the Crypt?

? You dance and shake your hands?

? You know there's nothing?

? You think you're infamous Mark remains untamed?

? You've gotta see her?

? Your legs give way you hit the ground?

[Blows Nose]

[Both Laugh]

[Crash]

[Crash]

[Gasps]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Moans]

[Moans]

[Music Changes]

[Rap Beat] ? There's no sin in this?

[Rock Music Playing]

[Shatters]

[Sighs]

[Sizzling]

[Whimpering]

[Whistles]

[Zipper Unzips]