💬 Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

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A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't...

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A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is.

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Aaah!

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About the cool clique?

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African Cultural Hour? [Laughing]

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After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean...

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Ah, dig, classic, man.

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Ahh... I didn't get mine yet.

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Ahhh

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Air!

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All I ever did was think about you,

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All I ever wanted to do was get close to you.

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All night, all night

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All night, all night

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All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke!

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All right, now, I will compromise, all right?

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p

All right. Looked good, both of you.

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All right. Whoo!

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Always made me feel so good after football practice.

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An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon.

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And all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance.

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And have to be in a clique? No!

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And he bought all of you.

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And he was right! No, leave me alone.

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And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way!

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And I get my lunch hour off.

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And I let it turn me into something I'm not.

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And I think that now is the time that we had our little talk.

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And I waved to you at the game yesterday.

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And I'll be satisfied

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And I'll be satisfied

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And I'll be satisfied

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And I'll be satisfied

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And I'm dancin' with myself... oh, oh

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And intensely.

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And invite them to come over here and join us, okay?

R

And now you want to end his life...

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And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.

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And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends...

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And that will make me popular.

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And then I got that stupid idea.

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And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again.

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And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore.

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And there's every type of girl

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And this is it.

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And valleys, canyons and plains.

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And we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.

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And you are seeking psychiatric help!

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And you get one of those.

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And you're drenched.

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And yours, son, is the most important mission.

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And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls.

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And... rub that in. [Sighs]

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Anything you put your heart and your mind into.

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Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week.

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Are, um... are you into long distance relationships?

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Aren't you in the wrong section?

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Arms up. Yes!

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Astronomy.

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At John Richman's with Cindy Mancini.

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At least I got paid.

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Aw! Very cool.

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Baby loves it all night

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Baby? I thought she was your little sister.

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Back to nursery school.

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Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast.

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Because he's talking to patty on your side of the cafeteria.

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Because John Richman is a socially responsible human being.

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Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing.

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Believe her Believe her

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Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb?

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Big John, nobody's into toxicwaste.

Bobby hasn't called?

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Bobby!

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Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah!

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Boy? I see no boy here!

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Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11 .

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But I better check the bathrooms.

,

But I have to talk to you.

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But I have to talk to you.

But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new.

But it provided one very important piece of information.

But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody.

But see... I realize you did me a favor. You brought me back to reality.

But there he's just a freshman tryin' to make it.

But we have a policy of no exchanges,

But what I got I'll give to you

But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it.

But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with.

But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday.

Buy your telescope yet?

By the time I'm my dad's age,

Bye.

Can't buy me love

Cards are for retards. [Laughs]

Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual...

Check it out, Bobby.

Check it out, dudes. New recruits.

Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this.

Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well.

Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.

Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes.

Chuckie Miller, right?

Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together.

Cindy, here Bobby was a big time football star.

Cindy, I said no.

Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card.

Cindy, just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay?

Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility.

Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy?

Cindy!

Cindy?

Cindy... Oh, Cindy.

Come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin'out

Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends.

Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie.

Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me...

Come on.

Come on. I don't buy it.

Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance.

Come on. Let's go.

Complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man.All right.

Cools, nerds, your side, my side.

Damn it.

Damn, bro. He's in Siberia.

Dancin' with myself

Dancin' with myself... Oh, oh

Dealer's choice.

Detention... one month!

Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers?

Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95.

Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn?

Dig on his shirt.

Do it now! [Grunts]

Do you remember that suede outfit that I wore?

Do you see a sign that says "information"?

Don't change to please them.

Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent.

Don't worry. I will.

Donald!

Dream about being part of your life.

Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door.

Dude. Thanks, Ron.

Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative.

Especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple?

Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha!

Even Bobby?

Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair.

Everybody tells me so

Everything is cool, really.

Except for shop and hangout.

Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on.

Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, patty.

Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How ya doin', man? Good to see ya...

Fine.

First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken.

First of all, I don't have Bobby.

First, he's a geek.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four,

Follow me. [Imitating plane Engine]

For life or longer? promise?

For one month you d****d all over me like a cheap fucking suit!

French kissin' in the U.S.A.

Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean?

From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go

Get the hell out of there!

Go! [Giggles]

Go...

God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.

God, you're an asshole, man.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good luck.

Good to see you, honey.

Great. I'll call you for an appointment.

Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no man's land, and he's still alive.

Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead?

Happy New Year, man. Have a beer.

Happy New Year.

He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this.

He couldn't get nailed in wood shop.

He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months.

He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind...

He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day.

He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald?

He was sick and tired of being a nobody.

He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek.

He's just trying to make friends. Being himself.

He's resorted to sending his messenger boy?

He's watchin' American Bandstand.

He's with Cindy. Come on.

Hearts.

Hello! Cindy Mancini.

Here they are. In my pocket. There.

Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit?

Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth!

Hey, honey, how's that new microscope?

Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank.

Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy.

Hey, Kenneth!

Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler.

Hey, man, good to see ya. Good to see ya. Good to see ya.

Hey, no freakin' way!

Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library.

Hey, that dance was pretty severe there.

Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right?

Hey, you guys! It's 11:27.

Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha,!

Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story: My Life OnA Mower.

Hmm. Yeah.Ah,yes!

Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know?

Honey, I don't know what a geek is.

Honey, you're a senior now.

How do we do it? Our official breaking up tomorrow?

How do you know all this stuff?

I almost got my butt kicked three times.

I believe that.

I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit.

I bet she doesn't even know your name.

I bet you're a really sexy dancer.

I bet you've never seen two like these before.

I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad.

I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night.

I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going.

I could touch you really nice

I could've sworn that a couple of girls I knew got very comfortable in that spaz mobile.

I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale.

I didn't? Well, let me try again.

I don't care too much for money

I don't know anybody named Donald.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't remember this. I was just in your closet yesterday.

I don't think he'll be back.

I don't think that's any of your business.

I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything.

I don't want to do this!

I guess I just get nervous around those guys.

I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller.

I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else...

I happen to know that in the whole school...

I have to work at it. So does everybody else.

I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks.

I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year.

I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today.

I know that lunch was part of our deal, but I didn't think it meant the same table.

I know, Kenneth.

I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him.

I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him.

I may not have a lot to give

I mean, at least I got...

I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic,

I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic.

I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it.

I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates.

I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference...

I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality.

I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes.

I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat.

I mean, it's not like I ruined it.

I mean, it's not like that takes any skill.

I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal.

I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you.

I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves.

I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat.

I probably wouldn't have called you either.

I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all county,

I realize what a jerk I became.

I respect you. Immensely.

I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school.

I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this?

I said thick! This isn't thick!

I saw a crack in the moon last night.

I see the erection.

I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.

I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza!

I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time.

I think you've mowed one too many lawns.

I thought you had a date with Rock.

I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention.

I was just hoping we could sort this out, you know?

I was wondering when you'd bring this up.

I wrote a new poem. It's called"Broken Moon."

I wrote it for you.

I'd like to see those, please.

I'll be right back.

I'll be washing my hair... out of the country.

I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend

I'll come back at 11:00.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

I'll get you anything my friend

I'll give you all I've got to give

I'll put on Bandstand just for you.

I'll repeat your alternatives one last time.

I'll see you later, okay?

I'll take care of big sister.

I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald.

I'm about to walk the cool hallway.

I'm going out with the hottest guy in school.

I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police.

I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience.

I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete...

I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved.

I'm sending him back to the minor leagues.

I'm sorry about having to come in here.

I'm sorry I ruined it for you.

I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks.

I'm sure he's thinking about you.

I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites.

I'm thrilled.

I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you.

I've been getting straightA's since birth.

I've been living all my life

I've heard about this place.

I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine.

I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top

If I can recover from my party, book me a couch.

If you want to be popular, you get one of those...

In my parents' refrigerator this summer.

In the spaz mobile.

In your new world, but I'm not dead.

Incoming!

Invited to what, man? What are you talking about?

Is our future world.

It gives you an erect image rather than upside down.

It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand Canyon.

It might look like the moon.

It must be a... transfer.

It's $1,000, and it's on sale.

It's a tele... [Clears Throat]

It's just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years.

It's just... up there...

It's like the dude's not weird anymore.

It's not as mysterious or romantic.

It's to keep your poetry in.

It's what we're here to do, right, is dance?

It's yours.

Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders.

Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.

Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out.

Keep smilin'. Let's go!Yeah.

Kenneth Worm man is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us.

Kenneth Wurman with patty? No way!

Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this?

Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink

Let go.

Let me explain. I took it long enough.

Let me take a look at you. [Grunts]

Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you.

Let's do something different.

Let's go surfin'now You missed a spot, Dad.

Let's just keep it between us, okay?

Let's play another game.

Let's see yours, sibling.

Lf it makes you feel all right

Lf you say you'll love me too

Lighten up. How bad could he be?

Like I knew you would.

Like your precious Bobby?

Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan.

Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door.

Listen, all right? Hold on!Just turn it off!

Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have a little difficulty with that one...

Look at that. He's been banished!

Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard.

Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me babe.

Looks thick to me.

Losers are to the left.

Love

Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini.

Major improvement, Chuckie.

Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself.

Maybe even all state this season.

Maybe even us.

Me change? Tsk. Never.

Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.

Mess with us, you'd be a fool.

Mm hmm. [Laughs]

Mm hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing.

Mm hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt.

Mmm. Yeah, well...

Mom, what'd he say?

Mom? Can I borrow your suede outfit tonight?

Money can't buy me love

Most beautiful girl in the history of this county.

Mother! Whoa!

Moves. Shit. [Sighs]

Mr. Miller,you seem quite talkative this morning.

My God, you are such a bitch sometimes.

My hair is such a mess!

My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean.

My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance...

My name is Ronald, not Donald.

No problem. I stop here every day anyway.

No shit? Are you new here?

No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking!

No, doggy doo. But it's just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff.

No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me!

No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know the whole routine. We have to look for rhythm.

No, no, it's one month. One month.

No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you.

No, no, no...no

No, we don't have anything to fight about.

No!

No.

No. [Laughs]

No. You won't respect me.

No... Yes... Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah.

Not if you do that stupid dance.

Now he's homeless.

Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style.

Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there...

Now that ain't Dick Clark.

Now there's the answer, buddy.

Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express.

Now, for the same price, I can sell you this five inch telescope.

Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance.

Now!

Now?

Nowthe police are really crackin'down this year.

Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy.

Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.

Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him.

Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith.

Oh, God. He bought me.

Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday.

Oh, ladies, you're lookin' fine this A.M.

Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be.

Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself.

Oh, Mother. Get serious.

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.

Oh, oh, oh ohh

Oh, oh, oh ohh Dancin' with myself

Oh, oh, oh ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat...

Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.

Oh, oh.

Oh, Rock. Mother.

Oh, shit. Y You know... I know a better house.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people fight about?

Oh, well, let me check the consistency.

Oh, what an excellent four weeks.

Oh, whoops. Sorry.

Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound.

Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines.

Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's?

Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yo, pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room.

Oh,you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect.

Oh!

Oh! [Laughs] Wow! I can't believe this.

Oh! You made it!

Oh! You need a map,John?

Oh! You t... You demolished me New Year's Eve.

Oh.

Oh. [Exhales]

Oh. Isn't he a hunk?

Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays.

Oh... I am so wasted. Lie down.Just for a second.

Okay, deal. Now, just remember,

Okay, Donald, we're ready.

Okay, Friday night.

Okay, good stuff!

Okay, great.

Okay, here you go. Your sleeve.

Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me?

Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity.

Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas?

Okay, um, take off those glasses.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. And what about you, Ronald?

On the right is the Sea of Tranquility.

On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

One, two, three, four.

Ooh, I'll bet you do.

Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh

Ooh, what a severe suede.

Ooh! Cards with the 'tards.

Ooohhhh... Ooowwww

Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm!

Or I'll kill you.

Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today.

Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last.

Our kind? Their kind? That's B.S.

People will be living there and working.

Perfect. [Laughs]

Period!

Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya.

Poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her.

Popularity isn't perfect.

Pow!

Promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented.

Put on Channel Five! Bobby's on! Thank you.

Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

Rhoda who?

Ricky? John?

Right.

Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup.

Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby.

Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him.

Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation.

Ronald, is that you?

Ronald, whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know...

Ronald!

Ronald! Your deal.

Ronald? Not at the table, please.

Ronald.

Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic.

Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick.

Say you don't need no diamond rings

Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property.

See, I tried to buy my way in.

Seventeen years, three months and five days.

She is.

Shh! Shh!

Since it's our last official date, I thought we could check out one of my favorite places.

Since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here.

So do you work as hard off the field as you do on?

So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair.

So have you saved up enough money?

So how come you asked me out?

So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad.

So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think

So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted.

So strong

So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant?

So what's the real reason why they call you Big John?

So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of fine wines.

So, tell me...

So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad.

So... how was he?

Some honeys will be makin'the scene

Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car.

Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music.

Spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities?

Stage a big fight? A lovers' quarrel?

Stay yourself.

Stop it! The neighbors, man!

Take your lover by the hand Speak in tongues and understand

Tell me that you want the kind of things

Tell your mom I'm sorry.

Thank you for trusting me with these.

Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now.

Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really.

Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself.

Thanks.

Thanks. [Clears Throat]

That money just can't buy

That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination.

That was a great act this morning.

That's $4.54 per mile.

That's a long time to wait for some tit. [Laughs]

That's all right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke.

That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together.

That's bizarre.

That's my favorite one.

That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them?

That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment.

That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha!

That's the asshole section.

That's why you're so into astrology, right?

The airplane junkyard.

The audience loved it.

The babe said it was good for my complexion.

The dance. That stupid dance!

The Earth would be a far different place.

The first spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born.

The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips.

The moon. It looks different now.

The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan.

The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories.

The quizwill cover every muscle from the levator scapula...

The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen.

Then I guess you'll be making a right.

Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account.

Then that makes you a prostitute!

Then why don't you reach out and touch someone?

There are five days in a school week.

There must've been a hole in the net.

There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald.

There's a difference?

There's a good movie on TV.

There's no reason to raise your voice.

There's only one other tittie quite this pretty.

They did a corrosion study on it.

This bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk...

This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's.

This is a fine looking bird,Judy.

This is all that rusted.

This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like.

This is an unleaded love machine.

This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives.

This is what got me an "A" in French class.

This should cover it.

This. I'm dry.

Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now

To meet a girl like you

To the spinalis thoracis.

To true friends... and a wild lady.

Together at last, together as two."

Tsk.

Turn around and back up.

Two C's, three B's and one "A."

Uh huh. I just transferred.

Uh, but I haven't seen him since then.

Uh, hey, guys. Back to school party at my place.

Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi...

Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye bye.

Uh... Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow.

Um, did l... Did I forget to pay you last week?

Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know.

Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything?

Um, l, I will work here after school and on weekends...

Um, there's something really important we need to discuss.

Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing!

Um, you brought Cindy here?

Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime you and I could go to the airplane graveyard?

Us ending our fake relationship.

Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right.

Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought!

Wait a second. You're nuts.

Wanting a girl like you

Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon.

We became us. I like us.

We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest.

We gave 'em a good show.

We have a lot of fun.

We have done the same house four years in a row.

We know nowthat the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system...

We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school.

We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili,

We were all friends then, remember?

We've been playing poker for two years.

We've got the teams. We've got the class.

We've only been sitting at that table for three years.

Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks.

Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer?

Well, guys, read 'em and weep.

Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited.

Well, I have $1,000 that says it will.

Well, I looked all over the world

Well, I thought it would be a little more believable.

Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon.

Well, let's just do it naturally.

Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone.

Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league.

Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named...

Well, my parents do have cable.

Well, she is. But, I mean, you know.

Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro.

Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes.

Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944?

Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public.

Well, uh, Friday, uh...

Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports.

Well, um, I did a little thinking too!

Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation.

Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend.

Well, what about Bobby?

Well... I figured I had enough turkey for one day.

Were heavily bombarded in their first billion years.

What a bunch of followers you guys are.

What a deal, huh?

What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year.

What about my clothes?

What am I missing?

What do you mean?

What does he think he's doing, Kenneth?

What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary.

What we have here is something I just learned called the law of supply and demand.

What's a two word phrase for late and inconsiderate?

What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire?

What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown?

When we're seen together, right?

While fire surrounds the moon

Who says? Hmm?

Who? Iris?

Who's Iris' latest victim?

Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight.

Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly...

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo!All right. Lookin'good.

Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh?

Why did you say your name was Donald?

Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay?

Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly.

Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton?

Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet.

Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us.

Will you talk to me? Damn it!

Work's not really my thing.

Would be d****d all over him like a cheap...

Would you guys do something?

Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends,

Would you please help me? I will do anything.

Would you show some maturity?

Wouldn't you like to be popular?

Wow! Wow, can I pet it?

Wow. Let me see you really quick.

Wrong, and I think I'm puking.

Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works.

Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out.

Yeah, come on. We just want some answers, all right?

Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars!

Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy.

Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car.

Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way.

Yeah, I know. Okay, one month.

Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer.

Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff?

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that.

Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel.

Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders...

Yeah, the Saturday night card game.

Yeah, those jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh?

Yeah, unleaded. [Laughs]

Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together.

Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time consuming.

Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day.

Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves?

Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you?

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks...

Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights.

Yep! That's it.

Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town.

Yes, l, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do.

Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'?

You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders.

You all know Ronnie?

You are such a pig.

You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,

You better get back to your own side, or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton!

You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale.

You broke your arm once before, remember?

You can do anything you want.

You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry.

You could at least acknowledge my existence.

You didn't ruin it. You just changed it, I guess.

You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy now that you're finished with her, do you?

You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up...

You give him money.

You got a crush on Cindy?

You got any back to school parties lined up?

You got it there, son?

You guys are so into bodily functions!

You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa.

You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom.

You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?

You hold the little bastard!

You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years.

You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town,

You know, I knew he was scamming us all along.

You know, they have fine leathers down there.

You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car.

You know, you girls are so important to the team.

You know? With no planning.

You must really miss him.

You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree.

You shit on my house.

You sit in the visiting section, don't you?

You still have Bobby.

You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance.

You think this is easy for me?

You think you shut me up?

You took him from geek status to king status to no status.

You want to rent me?

You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini.

You!

You're awfully far away.

You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore.

You're right.

You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th.

You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't.

Your friends really took to me, all because of you.

"Get serious"? Wipe out!

[Chuckie Sighs] How much is the microscope?

[Chuckles] Don't worry about it. You look fine.

[Clears Throat] No. Loved it, baby.

[Crowd Cheering] My famous gourmet pop...

[Engine Approaching] Ronnie, it was like a job.

[Engine Revving] Aah! Aah!

[Footfalls Approaching] Cindy!

[Groans] Smack him. Hey, bro, I'm only kidding.

[Grunts] [Ricky] Come on, BigJohn! Keep him down!

[Grunts] [Shrieks, Laughs]

[Grunts] That's a buck apiece, guys.

[Gulps, Burps] Oh, God,John.

[Horn Honks] See ya.

[Jazz Instrumental] Hmm.

[Knocking] [Mom] Cynthia?

[Laughing] Gross!

[Laughing] Hey, we're closed for the holidays!

[Laughing] Whoo!

[Laughing] Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team.

[Laughing] Yeah!

[Laughs] [Laughs]

[Laughs] Hysterical. He'll be here.

[Laughs] Well, how about I show you? [Laughs]

[Laughter] [BigJohn] Shh!

[Man Grunting, Groaning] [Crowd Jeering]

[Mimicking] "I like us." I do.

[Moans] You do? I do.

[Mom] Who is it? Ronald.

[panting] I need to talk to you. Fine.

[phone Ringing] That's true. I'll get it!

[projector Whirring] [Man] Without an atmosphere...

[RockAnd Roll] [BigJohn] Happy New Year, pal.

[Sizzling] [Chattering]

[Sobs] Tsk. It's not that bad.

[Squeals] [Girl] Try it!

[Whirring] [Chattering]

[Whispering] They love it. Would you stop it, please?

[Whispers] Oh, my God. Don't worry. It's only wine.

[Whistling] Hi.

# But she's an actress # # Actress #

#I don't believe her # # Believe her #

#Oh, but she's an actress # # Actress #

33 more minutes! Whoo! Yeah!

A picnic? Nope.

About what? Us. You know, me.

Ah, progressive concept. We make a great couple: me and my outfit.

Ah, sniff this... God! [BigJohn] Hey, Ronnie.

Ah! [Laughs]

All 64. [Sighs]

All I'm asking for is one date. [Cindy] No!

All right, Donald, two lunches. Three lunches.

All right, let's make it a date. Oh, sweetheart.

All right, we set up there? Yep.

All right! Take a chance! Whoo hoo!

All state this year, no question. No question!

And I decided that you're breaking me. What?

And I was only honoring our rental contract. Yeah, well, it worked.

And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. [Whistle Blows]

And the pep rally on Friday. Four lunches. That's it!

And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. Oh, honey.

Are these real bullet holes right here? Yep!

Are you serious? Oh, my gosh!

as two." [Iris] Oh, Ronnie.

Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! Relax, pats.

Broke the moon? Yeah.

But not at 6:00 in the morning. Okay.

Chilling! Shut up, Chuck.

Cind, babe! [Woman] Here you go.

Cindy Mancini? Mm hmm.

Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good bye to your mother. She'll get over it.

Cindy, that's straight vodka. All right.

Cindy? Yes, ma'am. Your daughter.

Cindy's name on TV! Mind if I get a little personal?

Come on, baby Wait and see Oh, thank you, son.

Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. [Horn Honking]

Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. Follow me.

Come on, Ronnie! Throw it, Ronnie!

Come on,John! Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man!

Come on! [Whispers] Shit.

Come on. Don't. Man!

Cool! I'm there.

Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? It's New Year's.

Damn. I'm sorry. Yeah? For which one?

Dendrons. I'll see you guys in Home Ec.

Direct hit. Yow!

First screen shaves... [Brisk percussion]

Fran, isn't it? Yeah!

Girl! Taste, please.

Go for it! Donald!

Go to the games. We go to all the games.

God. Well...

God. Hey, take it easy, guys. Close it, please!

Good idea. Okay.

Good job. Really? Oh, my God!

Good morning. Good morning.

Great outfit. I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes.

Great. Oh!

Guess what. What?

He must be helping them with their homework. Yeah.

He's allowed to have fun. He is?

He's probably trying to pay her off. Relax, man. He's harmless.

He's such a... such a heartbreaker. Yeah. That's it.

Hello, Ronald. Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly.

Hello. [Laughs]

Here you go. Whose house are we doin'?

Here. Here.

Hey, dude! Hey, man.

Hey, great game, Big John. Oh, thanks.

Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. Whoo!

Hey, let's go dance! In a minute, babe.

Hey, no complaints outta me. [Laughs]

Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. I haven't poured the punch in yet.

Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? H Helping her with some math.

Hey! [Together] It's the African anteater ritual!

Hey! Different outfit, Ron. Thanks, Dad.

Hey. Secret agent man Secret agent man

Hey. So...

Hi, Cindy. John.

Hi, friend. Hi.

Hi, girls. My mom's gonna freak.

Hi, Ronnie. Excuse me.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. people are starting to buy this.

Hmm. Take a look. Take a look.

How come you didn't meet me in the library? Sorry. I forgot.

How much are they? Don't worry about it. They're on me.

How was your weekend? It was great. How was yours?

Huh? No.

I am? Yep.

I did not get mine yet! [Mom] Relax.

I don't care too much for money [Engine Approaching]

I don't get it. It must be for charity.

I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. You're a hard worker.

I got one! I'm comin'!

I guess. Yeah.

I have friends in exotic places. Oh, yeah, like where?

I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. Yeah?

I mowed 286 miles for you. Okay, one lunch.

I never seen ya there. I have.

I owe all my friends to you. Ha! Like I really want credit for this.

I propose we look for a new fourth. Guess so.

I think that's Ronald Miller. No way!

I usually go the long route through the library. Would you ease up?

I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. Shut up, Chuck!

I'll be right back. Rio?

I'll bet. Now that's school spirit.

I'm sorry. [Giggles]

I'm sorry. It's dead. Ooh, cool outfit!

I've been waiting all my life [Squeals]

is probably the best way... Me?

Is something the matter? Yes, there's something the matter!

isn't an unwise investment. Yeah?

It is to die for! You're gonna love 'em!

It's dangerous. Now, get down. Oh!

It's fun. Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself.

It's just parental concern. See, here is the primate example.

It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? You know it!

It's nothin' major, just a little mousse. Yeah, 42 gallons.

It's only October. Yeah, right!

It's psychological warfare. Yeah!

It's so... so saturated. [Scoffs]

It's tradition and shit. Let's go! Go on!

Keeping our spirits up. Great!

Kenneth... You shit on my house!

Let me ask you. Great.

Let's dance! [Squeals] Wait for me!

Let's go. Yeah. Now, hang on.

Let's mingle. [Boy] Look, it's the nerd herd.

Listen, honey. What?

Long time no talk, huh? Yeah, I been kind of busy.

Look, these are my friends, okay? [pulls parking Brake]

Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. Yeah.

Me too. Tsk.

Mm hmm. [Boy] Hey,John boy!

Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? Oh!

Mom! Where have you been?

My credit card, please. Yeah, yeah.

My house. New Year's Day? A party, man?

No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. A what?

No, thanks. Okay.

No, you're not! Keep him pinned down!

No! I'll do it. Come on!

No. No? [Laughs]

No. Oh, Chuck, I just need to see the end of American Bandstand.

Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. And I didn't!

Now I'm not dignified? This is not necessary.

Oh, Cindy, one last thing. Yeah?

Oh, come on, you guys. Give me that.

Oh, God! [Laughs] [Laughs]

Oh, I am hot. Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now.

Oh, I had a great time. Out of sight.

Oh, it's a must. Definitely. [Laughs]

Oh, it's only five inches. Well, it has an optical inverter.

Oh, really? You go to the game? Every one.

Oh, return of the living dread. Why don't you lay off?

Oh, Ronald? Yes, ma'am.

Oh, Ronnie! Oh, ladies, you look beautiful.

Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. Oh, come on. We're guys.

Oh, they do, do they? Mm hmm.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Football and everything.

Oh! Okay, now, hold your fire.

Okay, how about kissing? Yeah, it's important.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Trust me! It'll be fun.

Okay. Bye, Cindy. Bye bye.

One. [Chuckie] Mm hmm.

Ooh! [Laughing]

Ooh! I didn't think so.

Ooh. [Chuckles] I love your hair.

Or you can purchase a new one. [Sighs]

paris? No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank.

Really? Mm hmm.

Reputation? I think a small, dignified ceremony...

Right. Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time.

Risking your life for the team. Yeah.

Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. Ronald Miller?

See ya. Bye bye.

Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders? Yes.

Shut up, Lester. You shut up.

So? So!

Somebody wants your ass bad, man. Who is it?

Sorry. It's okay.

Stocky Jones... Cindy.

Sure, friend. No problem. [Sighs]

T... U... C... S... O... N. for 20% of your final grade.

Telescope. Oh, well.

Thank you. You're welcome.

The man. The mick. What's happenin'? Quinton.

The only way to fly. I'll drink to that.

The shitbomb! Ha! Human feces?

Then about three and a half billion years ago... [Muttering]

they're gonna remember who he is. Yeah!

This isn't dignified. Dignified?

Throw it! Come on. Throw it!

to end it. With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah!

Uh, uh... But on the field, we'll kick your ass!

Um, I did a little thinking about last night, Mm hmm.

Um, it starts... Why don't you save it for your college boy?

Um, you all know Ronnie. Yeah, I think.

Um... I don't know you. You sure knew me earlier.

We want ours to be all alone. Man, look at...

We'll get 'em next year. [Engine Starting]

We're friends. Since when?

We're so bad. We're so cool.

Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? Sure, you got an A&W?

Well, what's in the box? You'll find out.

What a spaz. Oh, he must be in Special Ed.

What are we doing? Horseback riding? Mm mm.

What are you talking about? Are you high? I want to rent you.

What can I do to help? Oh.

What did he say? I don't care.

What do you think? [Chuckles]

What? Read my lips.

What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? No, I was just thinking...

What'd ya say? [BigJohn] This ain't just a car, man.

What's happening, guys? Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too.

What's that? Tycho.

What's with the weird outfit? Um, it's a designer original.

Where ya off to? I'm going to a party...

While fire surrounds the moon [Laughs]

Who's the dick with ears? Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy.

Whoo! [Chattering]

Whoo! [Girl Giggling]

Why didn't you eat lunch? I don't know.

Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? Take your hands off Kenneth.

Why don't you take a shower, Quint? A cold one.

Yeah, definitely. Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah.

Yeah, how's the new telescope? Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. Yes.

Yeah! Bull's eye! Whoo hoo!

Yeah! Quint! Hi! John!

Yeah. rotten eggs and the piece de resistance.

Yeah. Well, if I was as mature as him,

Yeah. Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated.

Yeah. Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, please. Thank you. Okay, I'll see you then.

Yes, yes, big improvement. Yes.

You can do it. Of course, I can do it.

You can rent 'em, you know. Yeah.

You didn't get yours yet? Let me repeat!

You got it! Book me a bed.

You gotta be a little homesick. It is Bobby.

You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. That's cool. All right.

You morally depraved psycho! [Ronald] Ow!

You nuked my brother. What?

You okay? Dude, I got to let it go, man.

You promise. Yeah, yeah. I promise.

You really like this? Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential.

You shit on my house, man! I know.

You're sick! There's the target.

You're so lucky, Cindy. I miss that hydro massage machine...

You're still a nerd, huh? Give me the shit!

You're sure? Yeah!

You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. Saturday night?

You've had him two weeks... You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks.

Your dad sell aluminum siding? No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why?

Yuck. Girls. [Girls Chattering]

[Cheerleaders] T... U... C... It will consist of 15 multiple choices and five mini essays.

[Cindy] Listen! [Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!

[Dance Rock] [Chattering]

[Girl] Whoo! I can't take this anymore

[Laughing, Chattering] It's okay.

[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct] [Lawn Mower Engine Continues]

And I put on my faded blue jeans Looks, um, clean, Dad.

Can't buy me love Chuckie.

Come on,you guys. Come on! [Whistle Blows]

I didn't know you were a poet. No one knows.

John.John. Go get 'im.

Just wanted to say hello. Then just say it!

Lookin'good. Thank you.

Love Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house.

Oh, oh, oh ohh You!

S... O... N. Your score will then account...

She's even out of their league. Okay, freeze! Good!

'Cause I don't care too much for money

'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance...

'Cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same

"Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia.

"in a sea of deep blue.

"in a sea of deep blue...

"Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms...

"This summer, my wish is for you to hold me...

"together at last, together...

[Applause, Cheering]

[Barbara] How about some tunes?

[Barbara] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us...

[BigJohn] Ronnie! Iris! Come here. Have a brew.

[Bobby] He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour.

[Both Laughing]

[Boy #1] Okay, this is my high score.

[Boy Laughs]

[Boy With Glasses] l... I love station wagons.

[Boy] Wait for me!

[Boy] What's happenin', homes?

[Boy] Whoa! Come on.

[Car Door Closes, Engine Starts]

[Car Door Closes]

[Car Horn Honking]

[Chattering Continues]

[Chattering]

[Cindy] God. There are mountains up there.

[Coughs] Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.

[Coughs] Very classy.

[Dog Barking In The Distance]

[Exhales] I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others.

[Exhales] Thanks.

[Exhales] The final shitbomb.

[Exhales] This is the real history.

[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.

[Girl] Ow!

[Girl] Really?

[Girl] Ronald Miller... Ugh! So, anyways...

[Girl] Yeah!

[Girls Laughing]

[Humming]

[Instrumental: "Auld Lang Syne"]

[Iris] Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy...

[John] If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there.

[Kenneth] I just don't get it.

[Knocking Continues]

[Laughing, Chattering]

[Laughing]

[Laughs Weakly]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] It's the nerd mobile.

[Laughs] No, you're a funny guy though.

[Laughs] Right there.

[Laughs] Yeah,yeah,yeah!

[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.

[Laughter]

[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]

[Lester Clears Throat] Come on,you guys.

[Low Rock]

[Moaning]

[Motorcycle Approaching, Horn Beeping]

[Mutters]

[New Wave Rock]

[patty's Voice] I bet you're a really sexy dancer.

[patty] Yeah, right... on automatic pilot.

[patty] You ready?

[Quinton] Oh,you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her.

[Record Scratches, Music Stops]

[Ricky] Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes...

[Ricky] Come on. Let's go! Whoo hoo!

[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!

[Ringing Continues]

[Ronald] So how do you do it?

[Ronald] Uh oh. I knowthat look.

[School Bell Dinging]

[Sighs] Alone at last.

[Sighs] Dancer.

[Sighs] I'm sorry.

[Sighs] Is that right?

[Sighs] Nope. Turn around.

[Sighs] Okay, so, how shall we do it?

[Silverware Clatters]

[Starts, Stops Lawn Mower]

[Together] What are you doing home? [Laughs]

[Video Games Beeping]

[Water Running]

[Whispering] One, two, three, four.

[Whispering] What are you talking about?

[Whispers] Oh, sh...

[Whispers] Okay.

[Woman] I told you and told you.

# All night, all night #

# And I don't believe her No #

# Angel in the light #

# Baby loves it all night #

# Dancin' right beside me #

# Eyes with mystery A lonely girl so alone #

# While the fire came in the room #

# You know just what to do #

#I got a reputation, baby #

#Oh, baby #

$1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy.

Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Can't Buy Me Love is a popular romantic comedy film released in 1987. The story revolves around a high school student named Ronald Miller, played by Patrick Dempsey, who pays a popular cheerleader, played by Amanda Peterson, to date him for a month. As they spend time together, their relationship evolves, teaching them both valuable lessons about love and friendship. This delightful film captures the essence of teen romance, filled with laughter, heartwarming moments, and classic 80s vibes. You can enjoy the sounds and download the soundtrack of Can't Buy Me Love here.
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