American Psycho (2000) Edit

A bold striped shirt calls for solid coloured

A facial at Elizabeth Arden, which was really relaxing,

A little chow or something?

A little something for the purse.

A Stephen Hughes said he saw him at a restaurant there.

About self preservation, dignity.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I'm 100% with you.

Absolutely. I'm with you on that one.

After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion

AI.

All I have in common with the uncontrollable

All right.

All the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it,

Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

Although I have a slightly better haircut.

An NYU girl I met in Central Park,

And a balanced diet

And a new sheen of consummate professionalism

And a rigorous exercise routine.

And Against All Odds.

And Cecilia... How is she?

And come and meet me and our guest in the living room for drinks.

And don't say "breast implants" again.

And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?

And grilled free range rabbit with herbed French fries.

And high heels. I like high heels.

And I believe there's now the growing sense

And I do not hope for a better world for anyone.

And I don't find this funny any more.

And I don't know why.

And I guess I had dinner with Victoria the following night.

And I liked it.

And I need those sheets cleaned by this afternoon.

And I stress the word "artist."

And I tried to cook a little.

And I'll leave a message for Jean about this, too, to remind you,

And I've thought about that.

And if not there, try Crayons, all right?

And if you could try and pin down where you were

And it's obviously more expensive than mine.

And less materialism in young people.

And lots of chocolate truffles, Godiva,

And maybe go back to school, but I don't really know.

And maybe you can even sense

And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.

And oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights

And oysters on the half shell.

And Paul Allen.

And relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

And slow down the nuclear arms race,

And some man... Some old faggot with a dog.

And the fish tonight is grilled...

And the insane, the vicious and the evil,

And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts.

And therefore more satisfying in a narrower way.

And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.

And though I can hide my cold gaze

And we 're meeting at the Cornell Club,

And we'll have to get someone to videotape.

And what did the other part of him think?

And where did he go to school?

And who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

And you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours,

And you.

And, in fact, does the same exact thing I do.

And, in the end, this may be the eventual blessing in disguise

And, Jean?

Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz.

Another martini, Paul?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'll turn up sooner or later.

Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now. It's terrible.

Anyway, you never called me, and you said you would.

Are we here?

Are you freebasing or what? That's not Robinson.

Are you my 2:00?

Are you seeing anyone? I mean, seriously?

Are you still seeing her?

Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?

As to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair

At 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps?

At Arcadia at 8:00 on Thursday.

At The Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

At the same time, it deepens and enriches

Bateman is such a dork.

Bateman killing Allen and the escort girls. That's fabulous.

Bateman, you look a little wild eyed. Rough day at the office?

Bateman?

Because alcohol dries your face out

Because Bateman won't give the maitre d' head.

Because I had dinner with Paul Allen twice in London, just 10 days ago.

Because I want to fit in.

Before that,

Before Yale, if I remember correctly, Saint Paul's.

Besides the information you've just given me.

Burning the midnight oil, Mr Smith?

But Evelyn, my supposed fiancée,

But he had made plans,

But how about lunch in a week or so,

But I also think Phil Collins works best

But I can assure you, it certainly wasn't cheap.

But I checked it out, and what happened is

But I don't even care

But I don't know. I'm just so unsure.

But I have no other way to fulfil my needs.

But I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

But I think...

But I've had a hard time getting actual verification.

But inside doesn't matter.

But inside...

But inside...

But not a single clear identifiable emotion,

But now I've really begun to think about changing myself.

But that's nothing. Look at this.

But that's simply not possible.

But then I'd have to kill you.

But there is no real me,

But they really are the best.

But they should because it's not just about

But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

But we're having dinner with Melania and Taylor.

But when Sports came out in '83,

But where?

But your friends are my friends, and my friends are your friends.

Bye bye.

Bye, Patrick. Bye, Mr Big time CEO.

Call me.

Called simply Whitney Houston,

Can I help you?

Can we go now?

Can we talk?

Can you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Can you talk to these people or something? I'm not getting anywhere.

Can't be run by committee.

Can't, I'm afraid. I have a matinée of Les Mis.

Caron's right. Gorbachev's not downstairs. He's at Tunnel.

Cecilia is... Well, you know Cecilia.

Cheer up there, Bateman. What's the matter, no shiatsu this morning?

Children.

Choose a robe, not the Bijan,

Christie, get down on your knees

Christie, get out and dry off,

Christie, look at the camera.

Christie, take off the robe.

Christie, you're not drinking your wine.

Come into my office. Jean, great jacket. Matsuda?

Come on, Bateman, what do you think?

Come on, Bryce.

Come on, faggots, let's get a res.

Come on, you're prettier than that.

Come on.

Courtney, you should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke.

Courtney, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup

Cousin.

Craig McDermott called. He wants to meet you,

Crucial, really.

Dallas?

David Van Patten, and Tim Bryce at Harry's for drinks.

Davis.

Detective Donald Kimball.

Diabetes, dyslexia.

Did you know

Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Did you know that guy who disappeared? Didn't he work at Pierce & Pierce?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie,

Didn't.

Dinner at River Café. Au Bar afterwards, maybe.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you have a dog?

Do you have any coke? Or Halcion?

Do you have any witnesses or fingerprints?

Do you like Phil Collins?

Do you want a bite?

Do you want me to go?

Do you want me to go?

Do you want to come to my apartment or not?

Doesn't he live here?

Doesn't he live here?

Doing the crossword?

Don't be shy.

Don't come back.

Don't do that.

Don't tell me, don't tell me, let me guess.

Don't touch the watch.

Don't wear that outfit again.

Don't worry.

Don't you find Christie attractive?

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you recognise me?

Don't you want to know what I do?

Don't you?

Dorsia is fine.

Dorsia is where Jean wants to go.

Dorsia on a Friday night? How'd he swing that?

Dorsia, how impressive.

Dorsia?

Dorsia.

Dorsia. Yes?

Dorsia's nice.

Dressed okay.

Drop the weapon! Drop it now!

During courtship, the male frigate bird

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

Especially songs like In The Air Tonight

Evelyn, I'm sorry.

Evelyn! Great ass.

Ever since that Christmas party at Arizona 206.

Ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

Examining opportunities, exchanging rumours,

Except for greed and disgust.

Excuse me. I really must be going now.

Excuse me. Nothing. It's good to see you.

Flesh, blood, skin, hair,

Followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

For entrees this evening, I have swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade

For no reason whatsoever would be too ridiculous.

Forel, their most accomplished album.

Forget it, I'll make them.

Forget it.

France.

Give her the $50.

God, I hate this place. It's a chicks' restaurant.

God, Patrick, shut up.

God.

God. Patrick. Why here?

Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman.

Going to work, alive, and then...

Gorbachev is not downstairs.

Great sea urchin ceviche.

Great sea urchin ceviche.

Great stuff. I just bought it on my way here. You heard it?

Great tan, Marcus. Really impressive.

Great, and thanks for your time, Mr Bateman.

Growing.

Had four number one singles on it?

Had his apartment been burglarized?

Half now, half later.

Harley, it's me. I need your services.

Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman.

Harry Newman, George Butner,

Harry's. Flutie's.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Have you ever wanted to make someone happy?

Have you ever wanted to?

Have you heard of it?

He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses.

He didn't say what he was cancelling or why.

He had dinner with Marcus Halberstram.

He had wanted Paul Allen to come,

He mistook a Herbert Ainsworth for Paul, so...

He presents himself as this harmless old codger,

He said he was in mergers and acquisitions.

He said he'd call tonight.

He was at Atlantis

He was completely naked and he was standing

He was part of that whole Yale thing.

He wasn't with Paul Allen.

He's a changed man, except he still can't get a reservation to save his life.

He's a goddamn drug dealer. These are his peak hours.

He's been compared to Elvis Costello,

He's handling the Fisher account.

He's the one behind Glasnost.

Hello, Halberstram. Nice tie.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello...

Here, kitty, kitty.

Here's a cheque.

Hey, Allen. Congratulations on the Fisher account.

Hey, Hamilton, have a holly, jolly Christmas.

Hey, Hamilton! We're going to Nell's. Limo's out front.

Hey, I'm a child of divorce. Give me a break.

Hey, now don't forget to sign in.

Hey, Paul?

Hi, Pat Bateman. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Patrick. I thought that was you

Hi, this is Paul.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Donald Kimball.

How can he lie like that?

How can you be so fucking...

How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

How much did you pay for it?

How on earth did you get a reservation there?

How the hell are you?

How thought provoking.

How you been? Workaholic, I suppose?

How, like, the Sikhs are, like, killing tons of Israelis over there?

How'd you get it?

Hubert's? That moved uptown, right?

Huey Lewis and the News.

I always use an aftershave lotion

I ate some of their brains.

I believe in taking care of myself

I calm myself and move into the bedroom,

I came here for the cilantro crawfish gumbo. All right?

I can't believe

I can't cope with this. Stupid "bitch ee"!

I can't make myself any clearer.

I cannot understand you! This is crazy. You're a fool.

I chopped Allen's fucking head off.

I could have gotten us a table.

I decided to get a new one, too.

I did it, Carnes.

I don't have anything in common with you.

I don't know, Patrick. I can't make this decision.

I don't know.

I don't know. No, we'll go wherever you want to go.

I don't know... Cool about it?

I don't think I can control myself.

I don't think I'm gonna make it, Jean,

I don't think so.

I don't think we should see each other any more.

I don't want to get bruised.

I don't want to ruin your willpower.

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want you to get drunk,

I even...

I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.

I guess

I guess I do. For a long time, I was too focused on my work.

I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

I guess I've killed maybe 20 people,

I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship

I had to. She almost got away.

I have a lunch meeting at Hubert's in 20 minutes with Ronald Harrison

I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable

I have all the characteristics of a human being,

I have now surpassed.

I haven't heard anything about the disappearance or anything,

I haven't seen you around here.

I haven't seen you in a while.

I hope I'm not being cross examined here.

I hope I've been informative. Long day. Bit scattered.

I just had to kill a lot of people, and...

I just want a child

I just...

I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun,

I killed him.

I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face.

I killed Paul Allen,

I know my behaviour can be erratic sometimes.

I know that it's crazy

I know, I know.

I know. I should go.

I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop.

I like my bands in business suits

I like to dissect girls.

I live in the American Gardens building

I may show up at Harry's Bar.

I mean,

I mean, aren't you gonna be late?

I mean, I don't really like singers.

I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

I mean, in your life?

I mean, no one's dealing with the homicide squad yet, or anything, right?

I mean, to think that one of his friends killed him

I need a scotch.

I never knew you smoked.

I occasionally box with Ricky at the Harvard Club. Anyone else?

I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...

I said, do not wear that outfit again.

I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell 0.

I see, yeah. Paul's disappearance, yeah.

I suggest you 9°

I think he's lying.

I think I met you at the Surf Bar, didn't I? With Spicey?

I think I might hurt you.

I think it'd be a turn on.

I think she's having dinner with Evelyn Williams.

I think that will follow nicely.

I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square.

I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

I think we had dinner at Orso's.

I think you should go now.

I think you're getting your dates mixed up.

I think, Evelyn,

I understand.

I use the keys I took from his pocket before disposing of the body.

I want a firm commitment.

I want to know what happened here.

I want you, too.

I will kill you

I won't.

I would just like to see

I'd like a girl, early twenties, blonde,

I'll be there.

I'll help you.

I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.

I'm a pretty...

I'm almost completely indifferent

I'm at a point in my life where there seems to be so many possibilities.

I'm at...

I'm cold out here.

I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair.

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us.

I'm glad you said that.

I'm gonna call you Sabrina.

I'm hungry.

I'm into murders and executions, mostly.

I'm joking. Come on, get in.

I'm joking. Come on, get in.

I'm looking for Paul Allen's place.

I'm looking for...

I'm not Davis. I'm Patrick Bateman.

I'm not going anywhere unless we have a reservation.

I'm not here.

I'm not one to bad mouth anyone.

I'm not really hungry, but I'd like to have reservations someplace.

I'm not so sure about this. I had to go to Emergency after last time.

I'm not supposed to, but I can make an exception.

I'm not supposed to.

I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.

I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.

I'm on a diet. But thank you.

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace,

I'm Patrick Bateman.

I'm Paul Allen.

I'm Paul Allen.

I'm Paul. How good of you to come.

I'm Paul. My name's Paul Allen.

I'm really late. I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's in 15 minutes.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I have no right to ask that.

I'm thinking Dorsia.

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape,

I'm working out 'most every day

I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.

I've been a big Genesis fan

I've been called away to London for a few days.

I've been hired by Meredith Powell

I've got a tanning bed at home. You should look into it.

I've noticed your hot body.

I've really got to go. Christ. I'll call you.

I've seen you looking at me.

If I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night, I'm gonna sic my hairdresser on you.

If I don't see you before Easter, have a nice one, okay?

If they have a good personality and they're not great looking, then who fucking cares?

If you don't shut your fucking mouth,

If you get back tomorrow,

If you had a platinum card, she'd give you a blowjob.

If you really want to do something for me, then stop making this scene right now.

If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?

Impressive. Very nice.

In '87, Huey released this,

In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship and sheer songwriting,

In the form of lies, divisions, and mistakes.

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy,

In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser,

In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems

In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s,

Indochine. Nell's. The Cornell Club.

Inside? Yes? Inside? Believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you.

Insider trading? Just joking.

Interesting.

Is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written

Is that a gram?

Is that a gram?

Is that all you ever have to contribute? "What about fucking dinner?"

Is that clear?

Is that Donald Trump's car?

Is that Edward Towers?

Is that Reed Robinson over there?

Is that why you lost it?

Is that you?

Is the fact that she's engaged

Is the group's undisputed masterpiece.

Isn't it ridiculous coming all the way up here?

Isn't that right, Patrick?

Isn't that special?

Isn't this a coincidence?

It looks so soft.

It never was supposed to be.

It seems logical, because Marcus also works at P&P

It slipped my mind completely.

It was too artsy. Too intellectual.

It would make my job a lot easier.

It's a fucking milligram of sweetener.

It's a Vietnamese potbellied pig.

It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

It's an important message.

It's definitely weak, but I have a feeling if we do enough of it, we'll be okay.

It's hard to choose a favourite among so many great tracks,

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

It's hip to be square

It's impossible in this world we live in

It's just that... I don't know.

It's my business card.

It's over, Evelyn.

It's time for Paul to take a little trip.

It's totally disease free.

It's very cool, Bateman.

Its universal message crosses all boundaries

Jean, I'm not...

Jean?

Jean?

Jean?

Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?

Jesus, yes! That was hilarious.

Jesus!

Jesus. That is really super.

Just briefly. Summarise.

Just come in the limo and talk to me for a minute.

Just fucking call them.

Just joking.

Just say it. I can get us in anywhere.

Just say no!

Just say, hypothetically, okay, what if they have a good personality?

Just some preliminary questions that I need for my own files, okay?

Just they're... Huey's too black sounding for me.

Keep touching me like that, and you'll draw back a stump.

Keep your shirt on. Maybe lose the suspenders.

Keeps buzzing in my ear.

Kimball. I've been wanting to talk with you.

Last week, I... I killed another girl

Lawyers are so complicated.

Le Cirque, Flamingo East, Oyster Bar.

Let me see.

Let me take your coat.

Let me think. The Newport.

Let's just avoid the issue, all right? Now, are we having coffee?

Let's not get lewd. I'm in no mood for a lewd conversation.

Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want?

Let's see Paul Allen's card.

Like what?

Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins, and Rutherford.

Listen very, very carefully.

Listen, I just... I just want to help.

Listen, if anything else occurs to you, any information...

Listen, if you could talk to them, I would really appreciate it.

Listen, John, I've got to go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in

Listen, Patrick,

Listen, Paul. Squash?

Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous here.

Listen, what about dinner?

Listen, you'll have to excuse me.

Listen, you're dating Luis. He's in Arizona.

Listen.

Look at that subtle off white colouring,

Look at that.

Look, Bryce is back, and he's drinking mineral water.

Ls something wrong, Patrick?

Lucky, I guess.

Make someone happy.

Marcus and I even go to the same barber,

Marcus Halberstram for two at 7.00.

Maybe 40.

Maybe a model. But she's dead, too.

Maybe he did go to London, sightseeing, drinking, whatever.

Maybe we could do lunch one day next week.

Maybe.

Meredith, I'll call you when I get back.

Mistletoe alert.

Mistletoe alert. Merry Xmas, Patrick.

Monday? That's...

More dirty blonde.

More disturbing than her drug use, though,

More than one?

Morning, Hamilton. Nice tan.

Most importantly,

Mr Kimball a bottle...

My boy next door.

My nightly blood lust has overflowed into my days.

My pain is constant and sharp,

My punishment continues to elude me,

Never.

New card.

New York Matinee called it

Nice.

No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

No, don't tip the owner of the salon.

No, he doesn't.

No, he just hung out there.

No, I can't take the time off work.

No, I'm okay.

No, I'm sorry. I should've made an appointment.

No, it's all right.

No, just cool it with the anti Semitic remarks.

No, listen.

No, not really.

No, not really.

No, not yet. As I said, we're not sure.

No, Petal... No, Orso's.

No, you...

No! No!

No.

No.

No.

No. From behind. Get on your knees.

No. I really don't.

No. I'm not a lesbian.

No. No, I don't have any plans.

No. Serial killer. Wisconsin, in the '50s.

No. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Nobody goes there any more.

Not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.

Not bad.

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Not on Page Six at least.

Not quite blonde, are you?

Not really.

Not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

Not sure. I had a shower

Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now if you said Bryce or McDermott... Otherwise, it was amusing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I really must be going.

Now where do we have reservations at?

Now, Carnes,

Now, John, you've gotta wear clothes in proportion to your physique.

Oh, brother! Look.

Oh, Cecilia would adore it.

Oh, God, at the Kentucky Derby in '85 or '86.

Oh, God.

Oh, I'd forgotten. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.

Oh, jeez, Patrick... I mean, Marcus,

Oh, my God, Bateman.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Two things.

Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Oh, right, yeah. Of course.

Oh, thank you, mister. Thank you.

Oh, that? Just mulling over business problems,

Oh, wait, and I need reservations for two

Oh, well, it's cranberry juice. Cran apple.

Oh, what are those?

Oh, who gives a rat's ass?

Oh. Don't forget you have a lunch date tomorrow

Oh. Sorry. I know you hate that.

Okay, Jean, I need reservations for three at Camels at 12:30,

Okay, John. Right. Got it.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, Monday? The 20th.

Okay, okay, all right.

Okay. Do.

Okay. Your name's Christie.

On a massive scale cannot be corrected,

On one of the tables with everyone watching...

On West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.

One day someone's walking around,

One, you can't bleach a Cerruti. Out of the question.

Only $570.

Only an entity, something illusory.

Or discretely patterned suits and ties.

Or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented,

Our lifestyles are probably comparable,

Our pasta this evening is squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth

Our pasta tonight is a squid ravioli in a lemongrass broth,

Pa trick. Pa trick. I know you're there

Paris? Singapore?

Pat Bateman. You want some money?

Patrick Bateman's office.

Patrick,

Patrick, it's only 10:30. I think he knows you're here.

Patrick, it's so elegant.

Patrick, stop calling me pumpkin, okay?

Patrick, thanks so much for looking after Courtney.

Patrick, this is my cousin Vanden and her boyfriend Stash.

Patrick, we should do it.

Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?

Patrick?

Patrick?

Patrick?

Patrick? Patrick!

Patrick.

People just disappear.

Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.

Phil Collins' solo career

Pick up the phone, you bad boy.

Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.

Prove it.

Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.

Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.

Pumpkin.

Raised lettering. Pale Nimbus White.

Rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis

Really?

Ricky Harrison has to cancel.

Right.

Rockin' and a rollin'!

Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.

Sabrina, remove your dress.

Seems to be more commercial,

She'll be joining us in my new apartment shortly.

She's my

She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs.

Shoot

Shut up, Carnes. They will not.

Silly.

Since I'm positive we won't have a decent table.

So fine, so smooth.

So how's the Ransom account going, Marcus?

So it's nothing that official. I just have some basic questions about Paul Allen.

So Sabrina can see your asshole.

So,

So,

So,

So,

So, Harold, did you get my message?

So, I mean...

So, listen,

So, what's the topic of discussion?

So, you know.

So, you're looking great. How've you been?

Some caffeine might get you out of this slump.

Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,

Some food?

Some guys are just born cool, I guess.

Some kind of abstraction,

Some of the girls have seen the tapes.

Some weasel from Kicker Peabody.

Someone else there. I can't remember.

Something bad will happen.

Something horrible is happening inside of me,

Something romantic?

Sorbet?

Sorry about that.

Sorry to barge in on you like this. I know how busy you guys can get.

Sorry, dude. The steroids.

Sorry.

Speak up. Come on.

Speaking of reasonable.

Spencer wants to meet for drinks at Flutie's Pier 17.

Split town for a while.

Spreading gossip

Stop scowling, Patrick. You're such a Grinch.

Stop terrorism, and world hunger.

Stop that.

Such a boring, spineless lightweight.

Table for three.

Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion.

Talking on the phone to the CEO, spinning a fucking menorah.

Tell him I'm at lunch.

Tell me, Stash,

Thank you, Baxter.

Thank you.

Thank you. Send her up.

Thanks, Patrick.

Thanks, Patrick.

Thanks, Patrick. I'd love some.

That Bryce prefers Van Patten 's card to mine.

That is, if you're not doing anything.

That it's not too late to better ourselves.

That really gives the songs a big boost.

That says he went to London.

That we can accomplish more by cooperating.

That we've lost touch.

That Whitney Houston's debut LP,

That Yale thing.

That'll be $25.

That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking.

That's a wonderful suit.

That's interesting. It's not... It's not great.

That's nice.

That's not Paul Allen. Paul Allen's on the other side of the room.

That's okay. I don't mind.

The American Bar Association...

The American Gardens building, West 81 st Street.

The disappearance of Paul Allen.

The driver's here. You're safe.

The earth just opens up and swallows them.

The Four Seasons? Isn't that a little far uptown?

The meaning of the preceding three albums.

The message you left. By the way, Davis, how's Cynthia?

The night he disappeared,

The night of Paul Allen's disappearance,

The only girls with good personalities who are smart,

The pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends,

The song is extremely uplifting.

The song's so catchy. Most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.

The two of you get it on.

The whole album has a clear, crisp sound

The whole message I left on your machine was true.

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.

Then a honey almond body scrub,

Then an anti ageing eye balm

Then I apply an herb mint facial mask,

Then play around with your blood.

Then why can't they get these stains out?

There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

There are no girls with good personalities.

There are no more barriers to cross.

There is a moment of sheer panic

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,

There's a Mr Donald Kimball here to see you.

There's nothing to say. You're gonna marry Luis.

There's something sweet about you.

There's this theory now that if you can catch the AIDS virus

These are very expensive sheets and I really need them clean.

They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

They know me.

They make darling pets. Don't you?

They tell me that it's good for me

They're both artists.

They're okay.

This album hits a new peak of professionalism.

This girl worked at a tanning salon. Need I say more?

This is a real beehive of activity, Halberstram.

This is Dorsia?

This is my very good friend, Patrick Bateman.

This is nicer than your other apartment.

This is no joke.

This is Sussudio. A great, great song.

This place is hot. Very hot.

This tastes weird.

Those are Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick.

Though God knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.

Though, at first, he couldn't be sure.

Through having sex with someone, then you can catch anything.

Timothy is the only interesting person I know.

To come out of the Iran Contra mess

To each his own.

To empathize with others,

To investigate the disappearance of Paul Allen.

To Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business.

To the office this afternoon.

To traditional moral values.

Toiletries were missing, a suit was gone, so was some luggage, that's it.

Tonight, I believe it's Xanax.

Tonight, I...

Touchy, touchy. I'm sorry I brought up the wedding.

Translate that however you want.

Two, I can only get these sheets in Santa Fe.

Valentino Couture.

Varda truffle?

Very nice, Luis.

VVhy?

Wait.

Wait.

Waiting for Luis to call me.

Was named Lassie?

Was that anything important?

We can always empathize with ourselves.

We have to encourage a return

We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless

We need to find a way to cooperate

We never really shared one.

We should've gone to Dorsia.

We talk on the phone all the time.

We'd gone to a new musical called...

We're meeting a friend of mine, Elizabeth.

We're not through yet.

We've seen the results of that mistrust

Wear a dress, a skirt or something.

Wear something fabulous.

Well, actually, that's none of your business, Christie.

Well, boy, listen, I've gotta go. Thank you, Victoria.

Well, Gorbachev is downstairs.

Well, I actually might need a little surgery after last time.

Well, I haven't...

Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet homosexual

Well, I work on Wall Street at Pierce & Pierce.

Well, I'd like to travel

Well, it's not that nice.

Well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner.

Well, most guys I know

Well, then let's do it, Marcus.

Well, there's a message on his answering machine

Well, wait. What information have you received?

Well, we have to end apartheid, for one,

Well, where do you place Paul that night?

Well, you went to Sarah Lawrence, for one thing.

Well.

Went to a birthday party there for Malcolm Forbes. Oh, my God, please.

What a dork.

What a wonderful view.

What about the massacres in Sri Lanka, honey?

What about the past? Our past?

What about...

What are you doing tonight?

What are you so fucking zany about?

What are you thinking?

What are you up to tonight? It's me. Don't try to hide.

What beautiful skin you have, Mr Bateman.

What can I get for you two?

What could you possibly be up to tonight?

What did Ed say?

What did you say, you dumb bitch?

What do you do?

What do you mean, "Yale thing"?

What do you really want to do with your life?

What do you think?

What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?

What does Mr Grinch want for Christmas?

What her head would look like on a stick.

What is it, Patrick? Are you all right?

What is it?

What is it?

What?

What? I didn't hear you.

What? No! Put it in the carton!

When I named him to the U. S. Court of Appeals,

When I realise that Paul's apartment overlooks the park

When I've sorted out all this information?

When was the last time you were with Paul Allen?

Where are you going?

Where are you going? We're going to Nell's.

Where are you, Patrick? What's wrong?

Where did Craig go?

Where did you get that overnight bag?

Where did you two meet?

Where do you want to go? Anywhere you want.

Where I find his suitcase and start to pack.

Where is she tonight?

Where to send the bastard?

Where was Marcus?

Where's your phone? I've gotta call Harley.

Which I leave on for 10 minutes,

Which is, after all, the only excuse one could have for being in this restaurant,

Which is, by the way, almost completely empty.

Which was on the 20th of December?

While also promoting equal rights for women.

While I prepare the rest of my routine.

While realising foreign policy

Who did a lot of cocaine.

Who does couples. Couples.

Who was he with?

Whoa. Very nice.

Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?

Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place?

Why aren't we at Dorsia?

Why don't you get a job?

Why don't you just try 150 Wooster?

Why don't you meet me at my place at 7:00, for drinks.

Why not, you stupid bastard?

Why would you think I would be into that?

Why? What's wrong?

Why? You drinking?

Will you call me before Easter?

Williams party.

With a chain saw.

With a little hard body who'll satisfy all sexual demands

With a sorrel timbale...

With Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend.

With Craig McDermott, Frederick Dibble,

With Donald Kimball at Smith and Wollensky.

With goat cheese profiteroles, and I also have an arugula Caesar salad.

With little or no alcohol,

With smoked duck and mashed squash.

With someone special.

Within the confines of the group than as a solo artist.

Without being too slutty about things

Would you like to accompany me to dinner?

Would you like to see my apartment?

Would you take a credit card?

Yeah, can you take two tonight at, well, let's say 9:00?

Yeah, well, you're late.

Yeah, you know, hang out.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Cold out, too, isn't it?

Yes, always tip the stylist 15%.

Yes, Courtney?

Yes, I read that.

Yes, it is!

Yes, Jean?

Yes, McDufus, I am.

Yes, Patrick?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Would you like to hear the specials?

You can have them.

You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.

You can't imagine how long I've wanted this,

You don't like this, I take it?

You don't need to lose any weight. You're kidding, right?

You fucking stupid bastard!

You got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you.

You got that?

You gotta get your act together.

You had one fatal flaw.

You have a really nice place here, Paul.

You just didn't see me.

You just haven't been looking.

You know how bad you smell?

You know what Ed Gein said about women?

You know, developing and growing.

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

You look awesome.

You look great. Very fit.

You look marvellous.

You look nice today.

You look really familiar. Did you go to Dalton?

You need any help?

You never noticed.

You own a Whitney Houston CD?

You reek of shit. Do you know that?

You saw the ad in the Times?

You think I'm dumb. You think all models are dumb.

You want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

You were hanging out with that bimbo Allison Poole.

You were wearing that red striped paisley Armani tie.

You, too.

You'll love it.

You'll want to change before we go out.

You're

You're a fucking ugly bitch.

You're Christie. You're to respond only to Christie.

You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans.

You're kind. You're a kind man.

You're making me feel weird.

You're my lawyer, so I think you should know, I've killed a lot of people.

You're my lawyer.

You're not confused, are you?

You're not terribly important to me.

You're right. I should go.

You're sweating.

You're telling me you've never gotten it on with a girl?

You've arrived! How lovely.

Your compliment was sufficient, Luis.

Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

Your joke was amusing, but come on, man.

About yourself... Coffee?

Allen. Marcus! Merry Christmas.

And? I questioned him.

Any Paul Allen? Reservation, no. No reservation, but...

Apollinaris? No, I'm okay.

But has anyone seen him in London? Actually, yes.

But he denied it? Yes.

Bye bye. Good bye.

Can you bring Mister... Kimball.

Cecilia? Yes, Cecilia!

Dinner. I can't!

Do what? Get married. Have a wedding.

Do you feel like that? No, not really.

Do you like it? Well, it depends. Why?

Don't tell him you're here. Why would I?

Don't you know this? I just wanted to know if you know.

FUCK you! 'Hey, fuck you!

Give me the phone. I'll do it. I'll call you back.

Good colouring. That's bone.

Great party. Thanks.

He does? You're sure? I've checked it out. It's clean.

Hey, Halberstram. Yes, Allen?

Hold on there, little buddy. Excuse me.

Hot number. What do you mean? She was a hot number.

How about Friday? No can do.

How can he pull that shit? What shit?

How old are you? 27.

I don't know. I'm at work all the time. What about a Saturday?

I have to go. Courtney!

I think his family wants this kept quiet. Understandable. Lime?

I'm very sorry, sir. J&B straight and a Corona.

It's all right. Really?

It's okay. I can tell.

Jean? I need help. Patrick, is that you?

Just say no. Just say no?

Late. Aerobics class, sorry. Any messages?

Listen, what's your name? Al.

Listen, where should we go? Anywhere you want.

Lucky bastard. Lucky Jew bastard.

Marcus. Yes, and he denies it.

Maybe he did, huh? His girlfriend doesn't think so.

Negative. Cancel it. And what should I say?

Next Saturday? Sure.

Nice. Very nice. Thanks.

No, Allen. Is that a raincoat?

No, I said we are totally booked. Two at 9:00? Perfect.

No, I'll do it. No, no.

No, really, I'm okay. It's no problem.

No, really, I'm okay. You sure? I can always get you a lime.

No. No, not really.

Not a big music fan, huh? No, I like music.

Oh, God, I can't believe this. I'm leaving.

Oh, God! What?

Oh, God. It's his machine. Elizabeth, it's 3.00 in the morning.

Oh, really? I didn't know that. It's very good.

Oh, well, you know. So how's Cecilia? She's a great girl.

Oh, yes, you are. I've been here the entire time.

Over there. Who's he with?

Patrick, I can't hear you. What am I doing?

Patrick, you're a lunatic. Come on.

Patrick. What is it?

Paul Allen. I want the number, idiot.

Really? My friend told me I should get a lawyer.

So typical, isn't it? It's just strange.

Stop it. I'm... On a lot of lithium?

That's not what I've got. What?

That's rich. What exactly do you mean?

The menu's in Braille. I see you've met everyone.

The New York Yacht Club. He had a yacht?

This what you need? I'm hungry.

Was he a friend of yours? No.

We 're totally booked. Really? That's great.

We need to talk. Talk about what, Patrick?

Well, does Marcus have an alibi? Yes.

Well, who is it, then? It's Paul Allen.

What can you tell me about Paul Allen? I'm at a loss.

When? After 6.00.

Where did Paul hang out? Hang out?

Where did you go to school? Harvard.

Why isn't it possible? It's just not.

Would you like to hear... Double Absolut martini.

You know what a fucking loser you are? What?

You think I'm dumb, don't you? What?

You were with... Well, I could be wrong.

You're at Paul Allen's. Who?

You're inhuman. No.

You're late, honey. I'm not late.

You're really serious, aren't you? Yes, I am.

You're still seeing her, right? Wait, Harold. What do you mean?

"Yale thing"? Yeah, Yale thing.

'Cause I can tell what's going on

"a playful, but mysterious little dish."

"be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

"Bleach ee"? Are you trying to say "bleach ee"?

"Feathered Friends" for 600.

"I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her,

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street,