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Transformers (2007) Transformers, a sci-fi action film directed by Michael Bay, took the world by storm in 2007. Based on the

Transformers (2007)

Transformers, a sci-fi action film directed by Michael Bay, took the world by storm in 2007. Based on the beloved Hasbro toy line and animated series, this movie brought the iconic Autobots and Decepticons to life on the big screen in a thrilling and visually stunning adventure.

The film features an ensemble cast, with Shia LaBeouf leading the charge as Sam Witwicky. He is joined by Megan Fox as Mikaela Banes, Josh Duhamel as Captain William Lennox, and Tyrese Gibson as USAF Tech Sergeant Epps. The talented cast is rounded out by John Turturro as Agent Simmons and Jon Voight as Defense Secretary John Keller.

Transformers (2007) tells the story of an age-old battle between the Autobots, heroic alien robots aiming to protect Earth, and the Decepticons, their ruthless counterparts seeking to conquer our planet. The film introduces us to the epic conflict as the Autobots search for the powerful AllSpark, a cube that holds the key to the robots' survival and Earth's destiny.

Michael Bay's masterful direction immerses the audience in the action and spectacle of the Transformers' battles. The visual effects are nothing short of groundbreaking, creating realistic and awe-inspiring transformations from vehicles into towering robots. The film's stunning CGI work combined seamlessly with live-action sequences, leaving audiences on the edge of their seats.

Transformers (2007) also boasts a heart-pounding soundtrack that perfectly complements the on-screen chaos. The film's score, composed by Steve Jablonsky, captures the scale and intensity of the battles while highlighting the emotional struggles and triumphs of its characters. With tracks like "Autobots" and "Decepticons," the music adds an extra layer of excitement and immersion to the overall experience.

Fans of Transformers can relive the exhilarating audio experience by accessing a wide variety of sounds from the movie. Whether it's the mechanical whirring of a robot transforming or the explosive sounds of a climactic battle, these audio clips allow fans to become fully engrossed in the Transformers universe. These sounds can be played directly from the provided link and also downloaded for personal enjoyment.

Transformers (2007) marked the beginning of a highly successful film franchise that continues to captivate audiences worldwide. With its unforgettable characters, mesmerizing visual effects, and powerful soundtrack, this film delivered an exhilarating experience that has left a lasting impact on pop culture.
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A . It's an A, though.
A . It's an A, though.
A friend of mine was on that chopper.
A friend of mine was on that chopper.
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet.
A new world to call home.
A new world to call home.
A perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone
A perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone
A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
A Porsche for your first car?
A Porsche for your first car?
A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death,
AGENT: Big! It's big!
AGENT: Big! It's big!
AGENT: Get down on the ground! Get down! Get down!
AGENT: Get down on the ground! Get down! Get down!
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
Air Force One is on the ground.
Air Force One is on the ground.
All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.
All right, I know you get wasted on these things,
All right, I know you get wasted on these things,
All right, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man!
All right, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man!
All right, I want planes for air cover and get Black Hawks on station
All right, I want planes for air cover and get Black Hawks on station
All right, I'll see you at school.
All right, I'll see you at school.
All right, let's hit it.
All right, let's hit it.
All right, let's kill these things.
All right, let's kill these things.
All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl.
All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl.
All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away.
All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away.
All right, we've got him pinned. We've got him pinned in the river.
All right, we've got him pinned. We've got him pinned in the river.
All right! All right!
All right! All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet.
All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet.
All Spark? What is that?
All Spark? What is that?
All who defied them were destroyed.
All who defied them were destroyed.
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
And a man's promise to that boy.
And a man's promise to that boy.
And babbling on about some giant ice man
And babbling on about some giant ice man
And come bang this stuff out, baby!
And come bang this stuff out, baby!
And fate has yielded its reward,
And fate has yielded its reward,
And get us the hell out of here, huh?
And get us the hell out of here, huh?
And go where?
And go where?
And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools
And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools
And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality.
And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality.
And I send this message to any surviving Autobots
And I send this message to any surviving Autobots
And I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
And I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
And I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up the whole house right now.
And I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up the whole house right now.
And if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine.
And if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine.
And inform all commands to prepare for imminent attack.
And inform all commands to prepare for imminent attack.
And intercept further communications,
And intercept further communications,
And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose.
And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose.
And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us
And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us
And my car's right there and it's been following me here!
And my car's right there and it's been following me here!
And obviously not Russian or North Korean.
And obviously not Russian or North Korean.
And so began the war,
And so began the war,
And some government group, right? Named Sector Seven.
And some government group, right? Named Sector Seven.
And start considering quantum mechanics.
And start considering quantum mechanics.
And stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time.
And stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time.
And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.
And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball.
And that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over.
And that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over.
And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day.
And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day.
And the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
And the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space.
And the human race will be extinguished.
And the human race will be extinguished.
And the only real lead we have so far is this sound.
And the only real lead we have so far is this sound.
And the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
And the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
And the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
And the remains of the dead aliens disposed of.
And though we are worlds apart,
And though we are worlds apart,
And we're gonna hide it somewhere in the city.
And we're gonna hide it somewhere in the city.
And you didn't think the United States military might need to know
And you didn't think the United States military might need to know
And you need to move past Fourier transfers
And you need to move past Fourier transfers
Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA Megatron, that's what they call him,
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA Megatron, that's what they call him,
Are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
Are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
Are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?
Are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?
Are we talking about an invasion?
Are we talking about an invasion?
Are you experiencing any flu like symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
Are you experiencing any flu like symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
Are you getting this?
Are you getting this?
Are you gonna help me with the gear?
Are you gonna help me with the gear?
Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here?
Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you on drugs?
Are you on drugs?
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
Are you username LadiesMan217?
Are you username LadiesMan217?
Are you username LadiesMan217?
Are you username LadiesMan217?
Armor's weak under the chest.
Armor's weak under the chest.
Army Black Hawk requested.
Army Black Hawk requested.
As well as NBE One.
As well as NBE One.
As well as NBE One.
As well as NBE One.
Attack direction west! You're clear and hot!
Attack direction west! You're clear and hot!
Authenticate emergency action. Blackbird 1195...
Authenticate emergency action. Blackbird 1195...
Baby come back any kind of fool could see
Baby come back any kind of fool could see
Baby come back you can blame it all on me
Baby come back you can blame it all on me
Baby, we made a good looking kid.
Baby, we made a good looking kid.
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
BANACHEK: Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
BANACHEK: Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
BANACHEK: Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
BANACHEK: Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC.
BANACHEK: We think when he made his approach over the north pole,
BANACHEK: We think when he made his approach over the north pole,
Banachek. What's going on?
Banachek. What's going on?
Barricade the door!
Barricade the door!
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
Because there's no secrets.
Because there's no secrets.
Because there's something fishy going on around here.
Because there's something fishy going on around here.
Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match.
Before you go to war with the wrong country!
Before you go to war with the wrong country!
Big arms?
Big arms?
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs.
Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs.
BOBBY: This is a classic engine right here.
BOBBY: This is a classic engine right here.
Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking.
Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking.
BRIGHAM: Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US.
BRIGHAM: Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US.
Bring everyone! No, don't ask rne questions, all right?
Bring everyone! No, don't ask rne questions, all right?
Bring the rain. All right?
Bring the rain. All right?
Bring them home.
Bring them home.
Bros before hos.
Bros before hos.
Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
Bumblebee, right?
Bumblebee, right?
BUMBLEBEE: (IN FEMALE VOICE) Message from Starfleet, Captain.
BUMBLEBEE: (IN FEMALE VOICE) Message from Starfleet, Captain.
Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat.
But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat.
But gained new ones.
But gained new ones.
But I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest.
But I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest.
But I've seen goodness in them.
But I've seen goodness in them.
But if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay?
But if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay?
But it won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up.
But it won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up.
But it's fine now because it's back! It came back!
But it's fine now because it's back! It came back!
But like a...
But like a...
But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.
But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women...
But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women...
But the next couple of hours may just define his presidency.
But the next couple of hours may just define his presidency.
But watching over them in secret,
But watching over them in secret,
But we also have a security issue.
But we also have a security issue.
But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
But we do know that they were cut off during the assault,
But we do know that they were cut off during the assault,
But we need your help to find out who did this.
But we need your help to find out who did this.
But we were already too late.
But we were already too late.
But you'd better get those guys out of my garden
But you'd better get those guys out of my garden
But, wow, we made one good looking kid. Nice work.
But, wow, we made one good looking kid. Nice work.
Calm down, calm down.
Calm down, calm down.
Can you hotwire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio?
Can you hotwire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio?
Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father?
Can you shed any light on the recent, so called alien activity in the area?
Can you shed any light on the recent, so called alien activity in the area?
Captain Lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now!
Captain Lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now!
CAPTAIN: The ice is cracking!
CAPTAIN: The ice is cracking!
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
Check on the rep Yep, second to none
Check on the rep Yep, second to none
Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy
Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy
Close to it. It melts tank armor.
Close to it. It melts tank armor.
COACH: Let's go call your mom.
COACH: Let's go call your mom.
Code Red. We have a breach.
Code Red. We have a breach.
Cold hard cash works, too.
Cold hard cash works, too.
Come on, Decepticon punk!
Come on, Decepticon punk!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Mags!
Come on, Mags!
Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills?
Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Get out of here!
Come on! Get out of here!
Come on! Give me a mag!
Come on! Give me a mag!
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me. Plugged in there.
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me. Plugged in there.
Come with me. We'll talk about your car.
Come with me. We'll talk about your car.
COMMANDO 2: Don't let him move!
COMMANDO 2: Don't let him move!
COMMANDO: Go! Go! Go!
COMMANDO: Go! Go! Go!
Considering the semi classic nature of the vehicle,
Considering the semi classic nature of the vehicle,
Cool, Mom!
Cool, Mom!
Could you guys just give me a space rock?
Could you guys just give me a space rock?
Cut the hard lines!
Cut the hard lines!
Dear God. What is this?
Dear God. What is this?
Deepest place on our planet.
Deepest place on our planet.
Deepest place on our planet.
Deepest place on our planet.
Did that jerk just dent my car?
Did that jerk just dent my car?
Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching.
Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching.
Digital cable brings you... ...Columbia Broadcasting System...
Digital cable brings you... ...Columbia Broadcasting System...
Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
Do you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an alien
Do you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an alien
Does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro?
Does he transform back into this piece of crap Camaro?
Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food.
Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food.
Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out!
Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out!
Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.
Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please.
Don't stop!
Don't stop!
Double pump?
Double pump?
Drawing these strange symbols
Drawing these strange symbols
Drop it.
Drop it.
Drop your weapon, soldier.
Drop your weapon, soldier.
Earthquake! It's another one! Another earthquake! Get in the doorway!
Earthquake! It's another one! Another earthquake! Get in the doorway!
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake!
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake!
Easy, you two.
Easy, you two.
English, dude. English.
English, dude. English.
English, please. English.
English, please. English.
Epps, let's go!
Epps, let's go!
EPPS: Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
EPPS: Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
EPPS: Hey, I'm ready to do this.
EPPS: Hey, I'm ready to do this.
EPPS: I've never seen a weapons system like this.
EPPS: I've never seen a weapons system like this.
EPPS: Team attention! Present arms!
EPPS: Team attention! Present arms!
EPPS: This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios or something, man.
EPPS: This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios or something, man.
EPPS: We need a medevac. One man down. Patient care category urgent.
EPPS: We need a medevac. One man down. Patient care category urgent.
EPPS: We need air cover down here now!
EPPS: We need air cover down here now!
Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
Especially not Trent. He hates it.
Especially not Trent. He hates it.
Especially police!
Especially police!
Especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
Especially with your daddy's parole coming up.
EVANGELIST: Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
EVANGELIST: Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
Except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
Except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
Except to tell you I can't communicate with you.
Except to tell you I can't communicate with you.
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
F 22 at 12200.
F 22 at 12200.
F 22 pilots would never fly below buildings.
F 22 pilots would never fly below buildings.
F 22s, we're still waiting.
F 22s, we're still waiting.
Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age,
Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age,
Fall back!
Fall back!
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
FBI! Clear right!
FBI! Clear right!
Feels good.
Feels good.
FIG: Ammo!
FIG: Ammo!
FIG: He's adorable. EPPS: That's too...
FIG: He's adorable. EPPS: That's too...
FIG: Hey, heads up!
FIG: Hey, heads up!
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Follow me.
Follow me.
For a time, we lived in harmony,
For a time, we lived in harmony,
For my family...
For my family...
For the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
For the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
For threatening my dad.
For threatening my dad.
For tight abs and really big arms.
For tight abs and really big arms.
Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
Fourteen rads.
Fourteen rads.
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine!
From the base attack.
From the base attack.
Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime.
Gentlemen, the President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated
Gentlemen, the President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated
Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
Get back!
Get back!
Get behind me.
Get behind me.
Get everyone to the NBE One chamber now!
Get everyone to the NBE One chamber now!
Get it into military hands while we hold them off,
Get it into military hands while we hold them off,
Get me a sample and some isotope readings.
Get me a sample and some isotope readings.
Get off my Grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet!
Get off my Grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet!
Get off!
Get off!
Get our guys out of the way! Get out of here! Go!
Get our guys out of the way! Get out of here! Go!
Get out of here now!
Get out of here now!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
Get that thing to stop, huh?
Get that thing to stop, huh?
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
Get up! Get up! Come on!
Get up! Get up! Come on!
Get word to our fleet commanders over the National Guard frequency.
Get word to our fleet commanders over the National Guard frequency.
Get your clown cousin and get some hammers
Get your clown cousin and get some hammers
Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit.
Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit.
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
Give me a status.
Give me a status.
Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet.
Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?
Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified?
GLEN: Almost done.
GLEN: Almost done.
GLEN: Shoot that mother... KELLER: Maggie, cover fire!
GLEN: Shoot that mother... KELLER: Maggie, cover fire!
Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.
God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.
God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just...
God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just...
Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!
Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush!
Good luck to us all.
Good luck to us all.
Good luck with your car.
Good luck with your car.
Good! Right.
Good! Right.
Good. What's up?
Good. What's up?
Got him going down the street.
Got him going down the street.
Got some ice on his nose.
Got some ice on his nose.
Great, now... See?
Great, now... See?
Great. Broke.
Great. Broke.
Green smoke is the mark.
Green smoke is the mark.
Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.
Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do.
Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
Hang on, Sam!
Hang on, Sam!
Happy to see me again?
Happy to see me again?
He accidentally activated his navigation system.
He accidentally activated his navigation system.
He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago.
He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago.
He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
He wants us to be quiet.
He wants us to be quiet.
He wants us to get in the car.
He wants us to get in the car.
He's a pet. Okay? That's all. if you could just put the guns away...
He's a pet. Okay? That's all. if you could just put the guns away...
He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
He's behind the pillar!
He's behind the pillar!
He's breaking the box.
He's breaking the box.
He's going to kill me!
He's going to kill me!
He's gonna know what to do with the Cube.
He's gonna know what to do with the Cube.
He's got enough self esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
He's got enough self esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom.
He's got me! Oh, God!
He's got me! Oh, God!
He's having a heat stroke again.
He's having a heat stroke again.
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall.
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall.
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hangar.
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hangar.
He's the leader of the Decepticons.
He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
Heads up! Look out!
Heads up! Look out!
Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
Hello, Mr. Secretary.
Hello, Mr. Secretary.
Here, come on.
Here, come on.
Here, come with me. I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
Here, come with me. I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
Here, hide in here!
Here, hide in here!
Here, I got shortwave radios.
Here, I got shortwave radios.
Here! Put some rounds in!
Here! Put some rounds in!
Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car,
Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car,
Here. Here, back, back, back, back! You all right?
Here. Here, back, back, back, back! You all right?
Here's the image your Special Ops team was able to retrieve
Here's the image your Special Ops team was able to retrieve
Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man.
Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man.
Hey, aren't sabots hot loaded for, like, a 6,000 degree magnesium burn?
Hey, aren't sabots hot loaded for, like, a 6,000 degree magnesium burn?
Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran.
Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran.
Hey, kid.
Hey, kid.
Hey, man, save my game.
Hey, man, save my game.
Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio?
Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio?
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself?
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself?
Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh'? The Sex at Fenway.
Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh'? The Sex at Fenway.
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
Hey! I am not going to jail for you or anybody else!
Hey! I am not going to jail for you or anybody else!
Hey! Make way!
Hey! Make way!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. I need a moment.
Hey. I need a moment.
Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense.
Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense.
Hi, there.
Hi, there.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Mikaela.
Hi. I'm Mikaela.
Hog One One Dark Star status.
Hog One One Dark Star status.
Hold on to the Cube!
Hold on to the Cube!
Hold on. It was you? You did it?
Hold on. It was you? You did it?
Hold up.
Hold up.
Holy God! What happened to the pool?
Holy God! What happened to the pool?
Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
HOSNEY: Are you going to sell me his liver?
HOSNEY: Are you going to sell me his liver?
HOSNEY: Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
HOSNEY: Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
How can I help you?
How can I help you?
How classified?
How classified?
How come the door's locked?
How come the door's locked?
How did you get over there so fast?
How did you get over there so fast?
How do we get the signal out? How do we call the Air Force?
How do we get the signal out? How do we call the Air Force?
How you doing, son? ls your name Sam?
How you doing, son? ls your name Sam?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How'd you know about his glasses?
How'd you know about his glasses?
Humans don't deserve to live.
Humans don't deserve to live.
I am Optimus Prime
I am Optimus Prime
I am so underdressed.
I am so underdressed.
I am sorry to bother you.
I am sorry to bother you.
I ate the whole plate. The whole plate. Okay?
I ate the whole plate. The whole plate. Okay?
I authenticate Tango Whiskey at time 0300 Zulu.
I authenticate Tango Whiskey at time 0300 Zulu.
I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
I can't believe that I'm here right now.
I can't believe that I'm here right now.
I can't concentrate. You want me to look and I'm hearing...
I can't concentrate. You want me to look and I'm hearing...
I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
I can't see it! I can't see it!
I can't see it! I can't see it!
I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.
I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together.
I didn't see you standing there. You would be who?
I didn't see you standing there. You would be who?
I do not like footprints on my grass.
I do not like footprints on my grass.
I don't have a credit card!
I don't have a credit card!
I don't know nothing about this car.
I don't know nothing about this car.
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco!
I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco!
I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.
I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already.
I don't think your grandfather would be
I don't think your grandfather would be
I don't think your grandfather would be
I don't think your grandfather would be
I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.
I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.
I feel good
I feel good
I got a phone.
I got a phone.
I got it! We're transmitting!
I got it! We're transmitting!
I got it. 12:00.
I got it. 12:00.
I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening.
I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening.
I had to slap him around a little bit.
I had to slap him around a little bit.
I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
I have people's lives at stake here, young man.
I have people's lives at stake here, young man.
I have witnessed their capacity for courage.
I have witnessed their capacity for courage.
I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things.
I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things.
I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in.
I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in.
I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere.
I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere.
I know.
I know.
I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund.
I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund.
I like to go faster.
I like to go faster.
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
I love you. God, I love you
I love you. God, I love you
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.
I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.
I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable.
I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable.
I need a credit card!
I need a credit card!
I need a key! It's locked!
I need a key! It's locked!
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
I need you to stay here, all right?
I need you to stay here, all right?
I prefer it, actually.
I prefer it, actually.
I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
I think direct contact.
I think direct contact.
I think the dogs have found something.
I think the dogs have found something.
I think they're hacking the network again.
I think they're hacking the network again.
I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
I think you're... No, no, no. I think...
I think you're... No, no, no. I think...
I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
I thought you said that thing was dead, man!
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
I understand.
I understand.
I want our President in that bunker.
I want our President in that bunker.
I want that thing frozen and ready for transport!
I want that thing frozen and ready for transport!
I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
I want you home at 11:00!
I want you home at 11:00!
I want you to distract my parents
I want you to distract my parents
I was just sitting at home watching cartoons,
I was just sitting at home watching cartoons,
I was researching a book I was writing.
I was researching a book I was writing.
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
I wish to stay with the boy.
I wish to stay with the boy.
I'd do what he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
I'd do what he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
I'd say a solid B .
I'd say a solid B .
I'll drive! You shoot!
I'll drive! You shoot!
I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
I'm all right, lads!
I'm all right, lads!
I'm already stressed out enough.
I'm already stressed out enough.
I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
I'm getting chased by my car right now. I got to go.
I'm getting chased by my car right now. I got to go.
I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly.
I'm going! I'm going!
I'm going! I'm going!
I'm gonna be happy to listen to you. But if you don't get a filter
I'm gonna be happy to listen to you. But if you don't get a filter
I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna sc**** the grill
I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna sc**** the grill
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?
I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that...
I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that...
I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes.
I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes.
I'm in for the shot.
I'm in for the shot.
I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole squadron.
I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole squadron.
I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
I'm in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous!
I'm in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous!
I'm John Keller.
I'm John Keller.
I'm just the analyst who detected the hack.
I'm just the analyst who detected the hack.
I'm never giving you this All Spark!
I'm never giving you this All Spark!
I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.
I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this.
I'm not authorized to communicate with you
I'm not authorized to communicate with you
I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving.
I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving.
I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm not okay, all right? I'm losing my mind a little bit.
I'm not okay, all right? I'm losing my mind a little bit.
I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car.
I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car.
I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles out of these things.
I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles out of these things.
I'm ordering you under S Seven executive jurisdiction.
I'm ordering you under S Seven executive jurisdiction.
I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours!
I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours!
I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
I'm still working on them.
I'm still working on them.
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
I've been... I've been followed here on my mother's bike! Right?
I've been... I've been followed here on my mother's bike! Right?
I've downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the Internet.
I've downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the Internet.
If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
If my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out.
If my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out.
If that is his choice.
If that is his choice.
If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
If they hit us again, we'll be ready for them.
If they hit us again, we'll be ready for them.
If you do not comply, we will use deadly force.
If you do not comply, we will use deadly force.
If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him.
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him.
Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo.
Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo.
In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
In less than a minute.
In less than a minute.
In the alien archive, sir!
In the alien archive, sir!
In the history of mankind.
In the history of mankind.
In the western Pacific.
In the western Pacific.
Incoming!
Incoming!
Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans.
Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans.
IRONHIDE: Bad Mojo!
IRONHIDE: Bad Mojo!
IRONHIDE: Freeze!
IRONHIDE: Freeze!
IRONHIDE: Incoming!
IRONHIDE: Incoming!
IRONHIDE: Keep moving, Sam!
IRONHIDE: Keep moving, Sam!
IRONHIDE: Prime, we couldn't save him.
IRONHIDE: Prime, we couldn't save him.
IRONHIDE: Prime, we couldn't save him.
IRONHIDE: Prime, we couldn't save him.
IRONHIDE: Watch out!
IRONHIDE: Watch out!
IRONHIDE: Why are we fighting to save the humans?
IRONHIDE: Why are we fighting to save the humans?
IRONHIDE: You have a rodent infestation.
IRONHIDE: You have a rodent infestation.
Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Is that what the kids are doing now? Little bit of Mojo?
Is that what the kids are doing now? Little bit of Mojo?
Is that you?
Is that you?
It adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore.
It adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore.
It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?
It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?
It got racing...
It got racing...
It hacked the national military air guard frequency
It hacked the national military air guard frequency
It is time to talk!
It is time to talk!
It looked right at me.
It looked right at me.
It was an accident that intertwined our fates.
It was an accident that intertwined our fates.
It was something about someone named Witwicky
It was something about someone named Witwicky
It's a bad dream.
It's a bad dream.
It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
It's a mystical bond between man and machine.
It's a robot.
It's a robot.
It's an emergency Pentagon...
It's an emergency Pentagon...
It's become the system.
It's become the system.
It's been an honor serving with you all.
It's been an honor serving with you all.
It's coming from the chopper.
It's coming from the chopper.
It's custom faded?
It's custom faded?
It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
It's like a self regenerating molecular armor.
It's like a self regenerating molecular armor.
It's like clockwork.
It's like clockwork.
It's me and you.
It's me and you.
It's probably Japanese.
It's probably Japanese.
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
It's Starscream!
It's Starscream!
It's the same cop! Block them, block them, block them.
It's the same cop! Block them, block them, block them.
It's you and me, Megatron.
It's you and me, Megatron.
JAZZ: Fire it up, Optimus.
JAZZ: Fire it up, Optimus.
JAZZ: Hang back. Let me check it out.
JAZZ: Hang back. Let me check it out.
JAZZ: Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
JAZZ: Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
JAZZ: This looks like a cool place to kick it.
JAZZ: This looks like a cool place to kick it.
Join them in extinction!
Join them in extinction!
JUDY: Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
JUDY: Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
JUDY: If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
JUDY: If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
JUDY: Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
JUDY: Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
JUDY: That's his bling.
JUDY: That's his bling.
JUDY: They're pulling bushes out of the ground!
JUDY: They're pulling bushes out of the ground!
JUDY: This one is wobbly.
JUDY: This one is wobbly.
JUDY: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
JUDY: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now!
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now!
Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!
Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!
Just back up a little bit. He's friendly. He's fine.
Just back up a little bit. He's friendly. He's fine.
Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Just pop the hood.
Just pop the hood.
Just so much right now.
Just so much right now.
Keep searching.
Keep searching.
KELLER ON TV: At this time,
KELLER ON TV: At this time,
KELLER: Affirmative!
KELLER: Affirmative!
KELLER: Get something. SIMMONS: Watch out!
KELLER: Get something. SIMMONS: Watch out!
KELLER: Get something. SIMMONS: Watch out!
KELLER: Get something. SIMMONS: Watch out!
KELLER: Let's find them.
KELLER: Let's find them.
KELLER: Please be seated.
KELLER: Please be seated.
Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
Kid, get in the chair! Just get in the chair, all right?
Kid, get in the chair! Just get in the chair, all right?
Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense.
LadiesMan217.
LadiesMan217.
Leaving no evidence.
Leaving no evidence.
LENNOX: All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
LENNOX: All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
LENNOX: All right, let's go! We got business!
LENNOX: All right, let's go! We got business!
LENNOX: Epps, where are those planes?
LENNOX: Epps, where are those planes?
LENNOX: Everybody, quiet. Settle.
LENNOX: Everybody, quiet. Settle.
LENNOX: Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
LENNOX: Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
LENNOX: Go! Move it!
LENNOX: Go! Move it!
LENNOX: Heads up! EPPS: Oh!
LENNOX: Heads up! EPPS: Oh!
LENNOX: Hey, hey!
LENNOX: Hey, hey!
LENNOX: Hey, Mahfouz.
LENNOX: Hey, Mahfouz.
LENNOX: No frigging way that thing's still not down.
LENNOX: No frigging way that thing's still not down.
LENNOX: Where's Fig?
LENNOX: Where's Fig?
Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car.
Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car.
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's hope this telephone line works.
Let's hope this telephone line works.
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.
Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.
Like a different... You know, like a super advanced robot.
Like a different... You know, like a super advanced robot.
Like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field.
Like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field.
Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line.
Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line.
Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain.
Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain.
Like us, there's more to them than meets the eye.
Like us, there's more to them than meets the eye.
Like, I just put in that light there.
Like, I just put in that light there.
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube.
Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube.
Listen to me. The Cube is here and the Decepticons are coming.
Listen to me. The Cube is here and the Decepticons are coming.
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen.
Little lady, this is the beginning of the end of your life.
Little lady, this is the beginning of the end of your life.
Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit.
Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit.
Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them.
Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them.
Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being.
Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being.
Look, there are S Seven protocols, okay?
Look, there are S Seven protocols, okay?
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that.
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that.
Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic.
Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic.
Maggot!
Maggot!
MAN 1 ON RADIO: Attention, all aircraft. This will be a danger close fire mission.
MAN 1 ON RADIO: Attention, all aircraft. This will be a danger close fire mission.
MAN 1: Take the shot, get him. MAN 2: Take the shot.
MAN 1: Take the shot, get him. MAN 2: Take the shot.
MAN 3 ON RADIO: Switch the Hogs
MAN 3 ON RADIO: Switch the Hogs
MAN ON PA: 16502. We're losing pressure.
MAN ON PA: 16502. We're losing pressure.
MAN ON PA: Warning! NBE One cryo containment failing.
MAN ON PA: Warning! NBE One cryo containment failing.
MAN ON RADIO: ...greater than man...
MAN ON RADIO: ...greater than man...
MAN: Air Force One, someone on board has breached the military network.
MAN: Air Force One, someone on board has breached the military network.
MAN: EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
MAN: EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
MAN: I'll bring security to the...
MAN: I'll bring security to the...
MAN: Let's get to it.
MAN: Let's get to it.
MAN: Move it, you moron!
MAN: Move it, you moron!
MAN: The cryo's failing! You got to bump up the cryo! The cryo's failing!
MAN: The cryo's failing! You got to bump up the cryo! The cryo's failing!
Master search.
Master search.
Masturbating?
Masturbating?
May I enter the premises, sir?
May I enter the premises, sir?
Maybe some kind of DNA based computer?
Maybe some kind of DNA based computer?
Maybe you can explain, then, how our latest satellite imagery
Maybe you can explain, then, how our latest satellite imagery
Mega what?
Mega what?
Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Megatron melting!
Megatron melting!
MEGATRON: I smell you, boy!
MEGATRON: I smell you, boy!
Megatron!
Megatron!
Megatron!
Megatron!
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
Melted right through.
Melted right through.
MH 53 pilot, power down now.
MH 53 pilot, power down now.
MIKAELA: Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.
MIKAELA: Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it.
MIKAELA: What are you doing?
MIKAELA: What are you doing?
MIKAELA: What is it?
MIKAELA: What is it?
MIKAELA: You should be way more specific
MIKAELA: You should be way more specific
Mikaela! It's Sam.
Mikaela! It's Sam.
Mikes?
Mikes?
Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay?
Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay?
MILES: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
MILES: Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party?
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
Mine! All Spark!
Mine! All Spark!
Missile!
Missile!
Mission City is 22 miles away.
Mission City is 22 miles away.
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
Morning, Mo.
Morning, Mo.
Morse code! You can use this to transmit it through that!
Morse code! You can use this to transmit it through that!
Move out!
Move out!
Move out! Let's go!
Move out! Let's go!
Move!
Move!
Move! Move!
Move! Move!
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under direct order from the President.
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under direct order from the President.
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade.
My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this.
My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this.
My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!
My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!
My glasses were in the bag.
My glasses were in the bag.
My God.
My God.
My grandfather.
My grandfather.
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
My moped's under there, man! Who's gonna pay for that?
My moped's under there, man! Who's gonna pay for that?
My mother's got a temper, okay?
My mother's got a temper, okay?
My name is Optimus Prime.
My name is Optimus Prime.
My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my...
My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my...
My name is Sam Witwicky.
My name is Sam Witwicky.
My weapons specialist, lronhide.
My weapons specialist, lronhide.
NBE One. That's what we call it.
NBE One. That's what we call it.
NBEs?
NBEs?
Need gunships on station ASAP!
Need gunships on station ASAP!
Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom. I think you can see that.
Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom. I think you can see that.
No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
No sacrifice,
No sacrifice,
No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using.
No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using.
No, but I'm gonna call the cops
No, but I'm gonna call the cops
No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes.
No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes.
No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
No, it's about the link between brain damage and football.
No, it's just me, Prime.
No, it's just me, Prime.
No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself.
No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself.
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
No, no, no. No. Come on.
No, no, no. No. Come on.
No, no, stop, stop, stop! Let him go! Let him go!
No, no, stop, stop, stop! Let him go! Let him go!
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
No, she's a lady.
No, she's a lady.
No, there's something in the thing by the tree!
No, there's something in the thing by the tree!
No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the... Please, please, please.
No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the... Please, please, please.
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
No, what light? What? There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
No, what light? What? There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal!
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal!
No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no!
No,no,no,no,no,no,no!
No,no,no,no,no,no.
No,no,no,no,no,no.
No,no,no,no.
No,no,no,no.
No,no,no,no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
No,no,no,no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
No,no,no. You said cars pick their drivers.
No,no,no. You said cars pick their drivers.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! I want two!
No! I want two!
No! No!
No! No!
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
No! Stop!
No! Stop!
No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.
No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace.
No!No!No!No!
No!No!No!No!
No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
No. No, no, no!
No. No, no, no!
No. No, no. No, no, no.
No. No, no. No, no, no.
No. Premature.
No. Premature.
Nokia's from Finland.
Nokia's from Finland.
Nokias are real nasty.
Nokias are real nasty.
Non Biological Extraterrestrials. Try and keep up with the acronyms.
Non Biological Extraterrestrials. Try and keep up with the acronyms.
Not half a piece of crap, Dad.
Not half a piece of crap, Dad.
Not so tough without a head, are you?
Not so tough without a head, are you?
Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on.
Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on.
Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car.
Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car.
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer in charge.
Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer in charge.
Now you pissed him off.
Now you pissed him off.
Now, if you can find proof to back up your theory,
Now, if you can find proof to back up your theory,
Now, listen. if I choose to engage with him, mum is the word, all right?
Now, listen. if I choose to engage with him, mum is the word, all right?
Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack.
Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut.
Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut.
Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis.
Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis.
NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it
Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts.
Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts.
Of the network intrusion signal.
Of the network intrusion signal.
Officer!
Officer!
Oh, and herjuvie record. That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
Oh, and herjuvie record. That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
Oh, don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance,
Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance,
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God, no! No!
Oh, God, no! No!
Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him.
Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right?
Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! No!
Oh, my God! No!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I love my car.
Oh, my God. I love my car.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Oh, my God. This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar.
Oh, my God. This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar.
Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big.
Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big.
Oh, no, man.
Oh, no, man.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you.
Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you.
Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout.
Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed.
Oh, no! Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed.
Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?
Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh, shit!
Oh, so unwise.
Oh, so unwise.
Oh, that hurt.
Oh, that hurt.
Oh, we're so dead.
Oh, we're so dead.
Oh, well, just another thing you did for me, Dad,
Oh, well, just another thing you did for me, Dad,
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
Oh, you mean, like a Martian? Like what, E.T.? No.
Oh, you mean, like a Martian? Like what, E.T.? No.
Okay, chiefie.
Okay, chiefie.
Okay, come on. Put the guns down. They're not gonna hurt you.
Okay, come on. Put the guns down. They're not gonna hurt you.
Okay, here we go. He doing something. He doing something.
Okay, here we go. He doing something. He doing something.
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now it's gone.
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now it's gone.
Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around. Okay, let's see.
Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around. Okay, let's see.
Okay, I'm getting really good rad readings. Forty two and higher.
Okay, I'm getting really good rad readings. Forty two and higher.
Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's gonna happen.
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's gonna happen.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so what?
Okay, so what?
Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50 year old virgin.
Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50 year old virgin.
Okay, there's a monster right there! It just attacked me!
Okay, there's a monster right there! It just attacked me!
Okay, we're coming around.
Okay, we're coming around.
Okay, whoever hacked into your military system downloaded a file, all right?
Okay, whoever hacked into your military system downloaded a file, all right?
Okay! I'm sorry! I'm... I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
Okay! I'm sorry! I'm... I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
Okay? Here's the dream. Your B . Dream gone. Kaput.
Okay? Here's the dream. Your B . Dream gone. Kaput.
Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Even a supercomputer with a brute force attack
Okay. Even a supercomputer with a brute force attack
Okay. Pretty good, right?
Okay. Pretty good, right?
OMAR: Cops!
OMAR: Cops!
On that brain mouth thing, you're gonna be off the team. You understand?
On that brain mouth thing, you're gonna be off the team. You understand?
One more thing, huh?
One more thing, huh?
Only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life.
Only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life.
OPTIMUS PRIME: Before time began, there was the Cube.
OPTIMUS PRIME: Before time began, there was the Cube.
Optimus,
Optimus,
OPTIMUS: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.
OPTIMUS: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.
OPTIMUS: Aw, Jazz.
OPTIMUS: Aw, Jazz.
OPTIMUS: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
OPTIMUS: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
OPTIMUS: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission.
OPTIMUS: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission.
OPTIMUS: His vocal processors were damaged in battle.
OPTIMUS: His vocal processors were damaged in battle.
OPTIMUS: I got you, boy.
OPTIMUS: I got you, boy.
OPTIMUS: Move! RATCHET: Get away!
OPTIMUS: Move! RATCHET: Get away!
OPTIMUS: My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
OPTIMUS: My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
OPTIMUS: Oh, parents.
OPTIMUS: Oh, parents.
OPTIMUS: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just,
OPTIMUS: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just,
OPTIMUS: Taking the children was a bad move.
OPTIMUS: Taking the children was a bad move.
OPTIMUS: What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?
OPTIMUS: What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?
OPTIMUS: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet.
OPTIMUS: With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet.
OPTIMUS: You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
OPTIMUS: You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Or a lot of people are gonna die.
Or a lot of people are gonna die.
Or any alien species on the outside.
Or any alien species on the outside.
Or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
Or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta,
Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta,
Our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry.
Our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry.
Our highest readiness level.
Our highest readiness level.
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
Our premium plus world service gold package?
Our premium plus world service gold package?
Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
Over here, sir!
Over here, sir!
Papa!
Papa!
Particularly proud of what you're doing.
Particularly proud of what you're doing.
People can die here.
People can die here.
Permission granted, old friend.
Permission granted, old friend.
Permission to speak, sir?
Permission to speak, sir?
Permission to take down the Defense Network.
Permission to take down the Defense Network.
PILOT 1: Okay, I'm picking up rad readings
PILOT 1: Okay, I'm picking up rad readings
PILOT 1: Really strong readings right down below us. There he is.
PILOT 1: Really strong readings right down below us. There he is.
PILOT 2: Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30. Right off the nose.
PILOT 2: Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30. Right off the nose.
PILOT 2: Okay, we're dropping in.
PILOT 2: Okay, we're dropping in.
PILOT 2: Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
PILOT 2: Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
PILOT 3: Looking out the right side.
PILOT 3: Looking out the right side.
PILOT 4: Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
PILOT 4: Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
PILOT: Army Black Hawk inbound to your location. Over.
PILOT: Army Black Hawk inbound to your location. Over.
PILOT: Be advised, ground team is requesting 105 sabot rounds.
PILOT: Be advised, ground team is requesting 105 sabot rounds.
PILOT: Raptors, let's scramble, scramble, scramble.
PILOT: Raptors, let's scramble, scramble, scramble.
PILOT: Receiving radar jamming in vicinity of target.
PILOT: Receiving radar jamming in vicinity of target.
PILOT: This is Air Force One. Level of flight, level three three zero.
PILOT: This is Air Force One. Level of flight, level three three zero.
PILOT: Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
PILOT: Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
PILOT: Weapons armed. Status green.
PILOT: Weapons armed. Status green.
Playing video games with my cousin, and she came in there.
Playing video games with my cousin, and she came in there.
Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
Please step inside. They have to lock us in.
Please step inside. They have to lock us in.
Please tell me that you have those glasses.
Please tell me that you have those glasses.
Please tell me you copy.
Please tell me you copy.
Please, let this work.
Please, let this work.
Please! Okay, what do you want from me?
Please! Okay, what do you want from me?
Pour it on him!
Pour it on him!
Power pole's sparking all over the place!
Power pole's sparking all over the place!
Predator ETA two minutes.
Predator ETA two minutes.
President Hoover had the dam built around it.
President Hoover had the dam built around it.
Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
Put him in a car with his little criminal friend.
Put him in a car with his little criminal friend.
Put the... Put them away. Please.
Put the... Put them away. Please.
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
Raptors one and two, snap to heading two five zero to intercept.
Raptors one and two, snap to heading two five zero to intercept.
RATCHET: Cover fire! SOLDIER: Move to cover!
RATCHET: Cover fire! SOLDIER: Move to cover!
RATCHET: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
RATCHET: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
RATCHET: No!
RATCHET: No!
Ratchet!
Ratchet!
Really? Well, do you speak robot?
Really? Well, do you speak robot?
Received Kill Box One Alpha. Engage hostile.
Received Kill Box One Alpha. Engage hostile.
Recommend we load them on all the gunships. Go.
Recommend we load them on all the gunships. Go.
REPORTER ON TV: Apparently, there are very few survivors.
REPORTER ON TV: Apparently, there are very few survivors.
REPORTER ON TV: It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago
REPORTER ON TV: It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago
Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target.
Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target.
Roll out.
Roll out.
Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
RON: Gee. Holy cow.
RON: Gee. Holy cow.
RON: I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
RON: I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
RON: Sam? JUDY: Sammy?
RON: Sam? JUDY: Sammy?
Run! Move!
Run! Move!
S Seven don't exist.
S Seven don't exist.
SAILOR: Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
SAILOR: Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping! I'm slipping!
Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping! I'm slipping!
Sam, get to the building!
Sam, get to the building!
Sam, help me with this.
Sam, help me with this.
Sam, I owe you my life.
Sam, I owe you my life.
Sam, what is that thing?
Sam, what is that thing?
Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods.
Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods.
SAM: And take that and wrap it around
SAM: And take that and wrap it around
SAM: Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property.
SAM: Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property.
SAM: Oh, my God.
SAM: Oh, my God.
SAM: Oh, no. Oh, no! MEGATRON: Disgusting.
SAM: Oh, no. Oh, no! MEGATRON: Disgusting.
SAM: Shift your weight towards the front!
SAM: Shift your weight towards the front!
SAM: So you're my guardian, huh?
SAM: So you're my guardian, huh?
SAM: Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
SAM: Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
SAM: This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so...
SAM: This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so...
SAM: Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know,
SAM: Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know,
SAM: What? What is this? OPTIMUS: Time is short.
SAM: What? What is this? OPTIMUS: Time is short.
SAM: Whoa! Whoa!
SAM: Whoa! Whoa!
SAM: You A holes are in trouble now.
SAM: You A holes are in trouble now.
SAM: You speak now?
SAM: You speak now?
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam! Get to the building! Move!
Sam! Get to the building! Move!
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
Sam?
Sam?
Sam?
Sam?
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Satan's Camaro. In my yard. It's stalking me.
Satan's Camaro. In my yard. It's stalking me.
Scaring white folks.
Scaring white folks.
Searching every star, every world.
Searching every star, every world.
Seat belt on!
Seat belt on!
Second wave's on approach.
Second wave's on approach.
Sections, pop up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
Sections, pop up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
Sections, pop up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
Sections, pop up pictures. It's a lot of fun.
Sector Seven is a special access division of the government
Sector Seven is a special access division of the government
See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt.
See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt.
See? So can I go home now?
See? So can I go home now?
Send exactly what I say!
Send exactly what I say!
SERGEANT: Predator's coming up in a minute.
SERGEANT: Predator's coming up in a minute.
SERGEANT: Warthog One confirm visual on friendlies.
SERGEANT: Warthog One confirm visual on friendlies.
Set a perimeter around the yellow vehicle!
Set a perimeter around the yellow vehicle!
Seven man team north of orange smoke!
Seven man team north of orange smoke!
SHARP ON RADIO: Unidentified aircraft,
SHARP ON RADIO: Unidentified aircraft,
SHARP: Radar, where's the inbound? SOLDIER: Bogie's five miles out, sir.
SHARP: Radar, where's the inbound? SOLDIER: Bogie's five miles out, sir.
She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! All right?
She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! All right?
She has your laugh.
She has your laugh.
She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance.
She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance.
She saw things. I got the gene, too,
She saw things. I got the gene, too,
She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike.
She's got her own juvie record to prove it!
She's got her own juvie record to prove it!
She's in here.
She's in here.
Ship one and two, come on in.
Ship one and two, come on in.
Shows North Korea doubling its naval activity.
Shows North Korea doubling its naval activity.
Shut up, Grandma!
Shut up, Grandma!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
SIMMONS: Get me a sample on that vegetation ASAP!
SIMMONS: Get me a sample on that vegetation ASAP!
SIMMONS: Sucker, burn!
SIMMONS: Sucker, burn!
SIMMONS: We call him NBE One.
SIMMONS: We call him NBE One.
SIMMONS: We're able to take the Cube radiation and funnel it into that box.
SIMMONS: We're able to take the Cube radiation and funnel it into that box.
SIMMONS: You're about to see our crown jewel.
SIMMONS: You're about to see our crown jewel.
Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
Sir, I have an authenticated air strike order from Sec Def.
Sir, I have an authenticated air strike order from Sec Def.
Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do?
Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago.
Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago.
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all.
Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team under fire in Qatar.
Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team under fire in Qatar.
Sir, you got to figure out some way to get word out to them. Let's move!
Sir, you got to figure out some way to get word out to them. Let's move!
Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
Sit rep! Talk to me!
Sit rep! Talk to me!
Six, five, four, six, three.
Six, five, four, six, three.
So far as we know, there were no survivors.
So far as we know, there were no survivors.
So get out of the car! No! Stop! Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right!
So get out of the car! No! Stop! Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right!
So I don't get in trouble in your room.
So I don't get in trouble in your room.
So sometimes he had to take me along.
So sometimes he had to take me along.
So this metal skin must react to extreme heat.
So this metal skin must react to extreme heat.
So we can't coordinate against their next attack,
So we can't coordinate against their next attack,
So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?
So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?
So what I think you should do is you should...
So what I think you should do is you should...
So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay?
So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay?
So you... You talk through the radio?
So you... You talk through the radio?
So,
So,
So, for my family genealogy report,
So, for my family genealogy report,
So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home.
So, what are you guys doing here?
So, what are you guys doing here?
So, what was that last night? What was that?
So, what was that last night? What was that?
So?
So?
So...
So...
SOLDIER: Clear the area!
SOLDIER: Clear the area!
SOLDIER: Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
SOLDIER: Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
SOLDIER: Let's go! Move!
SOLDIER: Let's go! Move!
SOLDIER: That's good. Get all the ammo you got.
SOLDIER: That's good. Get all the ammo you got.
Someone! They're hacking into Air Force One!
Someone! They're hacking into Air Force One!
Someone's tampered with the POTUS mainframe.
Someone's tampered with the POTUS mainframe.
Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them.
Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them.
Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car.
Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car.
Special Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
Special Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. Bring the rain.
Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. Bring the rain.
Squawk "went and proceed east out of the area.
Squawk "went and proceed east out of the area.
Steve.
Steve.
Still no official word as to what happened. You can see...
Still no official word as to what happened. You can see...
Stop hurting him!
Stop hurting him!
Stop with the barking, Mojo. It's too early. Please?
Stop with the barking, Mojo. It's too early. Please?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Strap it down! Strap it! This thing is wicked.
Strap it down! Strap it! This thing is wicked.
Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Survivors?
Survivors?
Tail 4500 X ray.
Tail 4500 X ray.
Take him out!
Take him out!
Take him to his car!
Take him to his car!
Taking refuge among the stars.
Taking refuge among the stars.
Tell the strike group commander that he's not to engage unless fired on first.
Tell the strike group commander that he's not to engage unless fired on first.
Tell them that our effective weapon is high heat sabot rounds.
Tell them that our effective weapon is high heat sabot rounds.
Tell them to turn their ships around and come home. ASAP!
Tell them to turn their ships around and come home. ASAP!
Ten minutes. Okay?
Ten minutes. Okay?
Thank God you're here! I've had the worst day ever!
Thank God you're here! I've had the worst day ever!
Thank you, all of you.
Thank you, all of you.
Thank you, sir. What about the gunships?
Thank you, sir. What about the gunships?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That building.
That building.
That car is sensitive.
That car is sensitive.
That he thought he'd discovered.
That he thought he'd discovered.
That is how our race was born.
That is how our race was born.
That is your eBay username, right?
That is your eBay username, right?
That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy.
That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy.
That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
That was a stupid line.
That was a stupid line.
That was... That was really awesome.
That was... That was really awesome.
That you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
That you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
That's alien. That ain't friendly!
That's alien. That ain't friendly!
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That's funny. That is so funny.
That's funny. That is so funny.
That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields
That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields
That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
That's my car!
That's my car!
That's not something for you to bring up.
That's not something for you to bring up.
That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now.
That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now.
That's pretty impressive, Sam.
That's pretty impressive, Sam.
That's right. National security.
That's right. National security.
That's stupid.
That's stupid.
That's suicide.
That's suicide.
That's the signal that hacked our network.
That's the signal that hacked our network.
That's their plan.
That's their plan.
That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
That's why the virus shut us down,
That's why the virus shut us down,
The base and then put it around his neck.
The base and then put it around his neck.
The blackout's global.
The blackout's global.
The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
The car won't start. At least we ditched the monster, right?
The car won't start. At least we ditched the monster, right?
The car'll pick the driver.
The car'll pick the driver.
The code on these glasses indicates the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
The code on these glasses indicates the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
The cryogenic system is failing! We're losing NBE One!
The cryogenic system is failing! We're losing NBE One!
The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both.
The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both.
The government has been very quiet about what's going on but in our...
The government has been very quiet about what's going on but in our...
The government would let us know.
The government would let us know.
The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
The man's an extortionist.
The man's an extortionist.
The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
The microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse engineered by studying him.
The microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse engineered by studying him.
The objective of the attack was to hack our military network.
The objective of the attack was to hack our military network.
The only countries with this kind of capability
The only countries with this kind of capability
The parents are very irritating.
The parents are very irritating.
The President has dispatched battle groups
The President has dispatched battle groups
The rangers are en route with the imager,
The rangers are en route with the imager,
The signal pattern is learning. It's evolving on its own.
The signal pattern is learning. It's evolving on its own.
The signal strength is through the roof. Where did you say you got this?
The signal strength is through the roof. Where did you say you got this?
The SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked.
The SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked.
The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton
The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton
The virus was coded to shut us down.
The virus was coded to shut us down.
The...
The...
The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry. I forgot about the path.
The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry. I forgot about the path.
Then you will die with them!
Then you will die with them!
There is nothing on Earth that complex.
There is nothing on Earth that complex.
There it is.
There it is.
There was something in everything about you
There was something in everything about you
There, see? That's better.
There, see? That's better.
There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there.
There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there.
There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shoot me?
There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shoot me?
There's guys in suits all around the house! Look at this!
There's guys in suits all around the house! Look at this!
There's something in the tree, dude.
There's something in the tree, dude.
These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No.
These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No.
These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses.
These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses.
These things can be hurt by our weapons and now they know it.
These things can be hurt by our weapons and now they know it.
They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
They deserve to choose for themselves.
They deserve to choose for themselves.
They didn't hurt you, right?
They didn't hurt you, right?
They gonna come through that door and be good cop, bad cop.
They gonna come through that door and be good cop, bad cop.
They got to know what we're dealing with here.
They got to know what we're dealing with here.
They knew it was alien because of the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
They knew it was alien because of the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
They know your name.
They know your name.
They must know it's here, as well.
They must know it's here, as well.
They must know it's here, as well.
They must know it's here, as well.
They say they're survivors of the base attack.
They say they're survivors of the base attack.
They used our network to spread out to the whole world.
They used our network to spread out to the whole world.
They were in the backpack and now the backpack isn't here.
They were in the backpack and now the backpack isn't here.
They, the government, would be the first to let you know.
They, the government, would be the first to let you know.
They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
They're a primitive and violent race.
They're a primitive and violent race.
They're a young species. They have much to learn.
They're a young species. They have much to learn.
They're being retrofitted with sabot rounds now.
They're being retrofitted with sabot rounds now.
They're not gonna hurt you.
They're not gonna hurt you.
They're not here. They're definitely not here.
They're not here. They're definitely not here.
They're popping our generators!
They're popping our generators!
They're so young.
They're so young.
They're the top subject matter experts, sir.
They're the top subject matter experts, sir.
This ain't bad.
This ain't bad.
This car's a pretty good driver.
This car's a pretty good driver.
This doesn't work without mikes, Simmons.
This doesn't work without mikes, Simmons.
This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks.
This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks.
This is an I can do whatever I want and get away with it badge.
This is an I can do whatever I want and get away with it badge.
This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. I swear to God!
This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. I swear to God!
This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
This is repression, what you're doing here.
This is repression, what you're doing here.
This is so not good.
This is so not good.
This is such a felony, what you're doing.
This is such a felony, what you're doing.
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere!
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere!
This is you...
This is you...
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
This place must have some kind of radio link!
This place must have some kind of radio link!
Those are nice. Now get behind the pole.
Those are nice. Now get behind the pole.
Time to fill her up. And no drippy drippy.
Time to fill her up. And no drippy drippy.
Time to start.
Time to start.
To an unknown planet called Earth.
To an unknown planet called Earth.
To extract that Cube. You got it?
To extract that Cube. You got it?
To Kill Box One Alpha, 300 feet danger close.
To Kill Box One Alpha, 300 feet danger close.
To the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
To the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
To transform human technology to take over the universe.
To transform human technology to take over the universe.
Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven, Advanced Research Division.
Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven, Advanced Research Division.
Towards North Korea.
Towards North Korea.
Trashed. Gone.
Trashed. Gone.
TRENT: Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
TRENT: Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
TRENT: Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head.
TRENT: Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head.
Two's down!
Two's down!
Ugh. Gross.
Ugh. Gross.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Under that bridge right down there.
Under that bridge right down there.
Unfortunately, my great great grandfather,
Unfortunately, my great great grandfather,
Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security.
Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security.
Up you get.
Up you get.
US and Chinese task forces approaching 100 nautical miles
US and Chinese task forces approaching 100 nautical miles
Used by 19th century seamen.
Used by 19th century seamen.
Very famous explorer.
Very famous explorer.
Visitors from heaven? What...
Visitors from heaven? What...
Wait a second!
Wait a second!
Wait, back up. You said the dam hides the Cube's energy.
Wait, back up. You said the dam hides the Cube's energy.
Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
Wait! No!
Wait! No!
Walking's healthy, right?
Walking's healthy, right?
Watch this crossover, baby.
Watch this crossover, baby.
Watch.
Watch.
We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron.
We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron.
We are here.
We are here.
We are in your debt.
We are in your debt.
We are waiting.
We are waiting.
We believe they are of the same exoskeletal type,
We believe they are of the same exoskeletal type,
We can't confirm whether there were any survivors.
We can't confirm whether there were any survivors.
We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes.
We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes.
We feel like this could get out of hand real fast.
We feel like this could get out of hand real fast.
We got friendlies mixed with bad guys. Targets will be marked.
We got friendlies mixed with bad guys. Targets will be marked.
We have no communications, satellite and land lines are dead.
We have no communications, satellite and land lines are dead.
We have six floors of analysts working on this thing.
We have six floors of analysts working on this thing.
We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were...
We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were...
We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were...
We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were...
We heard you talking to somebody, Sam.
We heard you talking to somebody, Sam.
We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team.
We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team.
We know not where it comes from,
We know not where it comes from,
We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight,
We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight,
We lost a great comrade
We lost a great comrade
We must have the glasses.
We must have the glasses.
We need a senior analyst.
We need a senior analyst.
We need air support and we need it now.
We need air support and we need it now.
We need to know everything you know. We need to know it now.
We need to know everything you know. We need to know it now.
We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
We told them to report the mission a complete failure. it wasn't.
We told them to report the mission a complete failure. it wasn't.
We'll get a medic. Just hold on. He's got a pulse.
We'll get a medic. Just hold on. He's got a pulse.
We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
We'll know just what to do with them.
We'll know just what to do with them.
We're dealing with a very effective weapons system
We're dealing with a very effective weapons system
We're gonna sneak that Cube out of here
We're gonna sneak that Cube out of here
We're here to climb this tree.
We're here to climb this tree.
We're linking the call to the nearest AWACS.
We're linking the call to the nearest AWACS.
We're locked in.
We're locked in.
We're losing pressure!
We're losing pressure!
We're not sure exactly what they're after,
We're not sure exactly what they're after,
We're not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system.
We're not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system.
We're on a hair trigger here, people.
We're on a hair trigger here, people.
We're the government. Sector Seven.
We're the government. Sector Seven.
Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page.
Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page.
Well, do we have any classes together?
Well, do we have any classes together?
Well, I can't ground him if he's not late, can I?
Well, I can't ground him if he's not late, can I?
Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first.
Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first.
Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that.
Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that.
Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car.
Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car.
Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need.
Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need.
Well, put the seat belt on.
Well, put the seat belt on.
Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Out the car.
Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Out the car.
Well, the NBE One hangar has lost power...
Well, the NBE One hangar has lost power...
Well, there's a couple new additions in the car.
Well, there's a couple new additions in the car.
Well, they... They weren't always his.
Well, they... They weren't always his.
Well, they're gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do?
Well, they're gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do?
Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Well, use them! It's all we got!
Well, use them! It's all we got!
Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter,
Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter,
Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube looking thing.
Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube looking thing.
Well, you got one now.
Well, you got one now.
Were we so different?
Were we so different?
What about an organism? A living organism?
What about an organism? A living organism?
What about Bumblebee?
What about Bumblebee?
What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you rolling?
What are you rolling?
What are you, like, an alien or something?
What are you, like, an alien or something?
What do you mean, "shut us down"?
What do you mean, "shut us down"?
What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
What good is that?
What good is that?
What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that? Break off!
What is that? Break off!
What is this? This car! Check it out!
What is this? This car! Check it out!
What is with you?
What is with you?
What is your problem, Sam?
What is your problem, Sam?
What the heck is going on here?
What the heck is going on here?
What the heck was that?
What the heck was that?
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What? Okay.
What? Okay.
What? Parole?
What? Parole?
What's cracking, little bitches?
What's cracking, little bitches?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off.
What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off.
What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off.
What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off.
What's that? Freddy Krueger done been up in here or something?
What's that? Freddy Krueger done been up in here or something?
What's with the light? You gotta stop the light.
What's with the light? You gotta stop the light.
Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right behind...
Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right behind...
When I get that feeling I want sexual healing
When I get that feeling I want sexual healing
When I took that picture, I think it saw me.
When I took that picture, I think it saw me.
When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine.
When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine.
When over 40 C 17s lifted off of this very base.
When over 40 C 17s lifted off of this very base.
When we get to the city, we're gonna find a radio,
When we get to the city, we're gonna find a radio,
Where are the glasses?
Where are the glasses?
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Where is eBay item 21153?
Where is eBay item 21153?
Where is the Cube?
Where is the Cube?
Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going?
Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going?
Where's my car?
Where's my car?
Where's the Cube?
Where's the Cube?
Where's your papa? Where's your papa?
Where's your papa? Where's your papa?
Which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked.
Which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked.
Which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again.
Which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again.
While I slip out and get these glasses to them, okay?
While I slip out and get these glasses to them, okay?
Whippets? Goofballs? A little wowie sauce with the boys?
Whippets? Goofballs? A little wowie sauce with the boys?
Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility.
Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility.
Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
Who knew?
Who knew?
Who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky.
Who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky.
Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
Who's this?
Who's this?
Whoa, nice headers.
Whoa, nice headers.
Whoa, way out of line.
Whoa, way out of line.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network,
Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network,
Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You saw that?
Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You saw that?
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat?
Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat?
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage.
Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage.
Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super advanced robot,
Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super advanced robot,
With the slick wheels and the custom paint job...
With the slick wheels and the custom paint job...
Witwicky.
Witwicky.
WOMAN: Message from Starfleet, Captain...
WOMAN: Message from Starfleet, Captain...
Would crush and entomb them,
Would crush and entomb them,
Would take 20 years to do that.
Would take 20 years to do that.
Wow! That was tingly!
Wow! That was tingly!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. That's really neat.
Wow. That's really neat.
Yeah, a little surprise.
Yeah, a little surprise.
Yeah, a long time.
Yeah, a long time.
Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo and I ran with it.
Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo and I ran with it.
Yeah, can you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs, darling?
Yeah, can you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs, darling?
Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine.
Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine.
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. That's my... That's my private...
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. That's my... That's my private...
Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable.
Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this?
Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this?
Yeah? How'd you know that?
Yeah? How'd you know that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with his big alien friend standing over there.
Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with his big alien friend standing over there.
Yeah. Get low.
Yeah. Get low.
Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche.
Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche.
Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son,
Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son,
Yes! One quick peek.
Yes! One quick peek.
Yes! They're sending F 22s to the city!
Yes! They're sending F 22s to the city!
Yes! Yes, yes.
Yes! Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You are in restricted US military airspace.
You are in restricted US military airspace.
You are so defensive! Were you
You are so defensive! Were you
You are the strangest boy I have ever met.
You are the strangest boy I have ever met.
You can call it Sam's happy time or...
You can call it Sam's happy time or...
You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal.
You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal.
You couldn't wait for five... You couldn't wait for five minutes?
You couldn't wait for five... You couldn't wait for five minutes?
You did not.
You did not.
You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?
You fail me yet again, Starscream. Get them!
You fail me yet again, Starscream. Get them!
You get those men stateside right now.
You get those men stateside right now.
You gonna try to get rough with us?
You gonna try to get rough with us?
You got to do something here. You got to do something here.
You got to do something here. You got to do something here.
You got to get out of my car right now.
You got to get out of my car right now.
You got to get out of the tree right now. Get...
You got to get out of the tree right now. Get...
You got to knock. You got to communicate.
You got to knock. You got to communicate.
You got to take me to my car. You have to take me to my car.
You got to take me to my car. You have to take me to my car.
You got two lights in your hand! That's what it is.
You got two lights in your hand! That's what it is.
You guys know where it is, don't you?
You guys know where it is, don't you?
You have to let me talk to Defense Secretary Keller
You have to let me talk to Defense Secretary Keller
You honor us with your bravery.
You honor us with your bravery.
You just wanna sit here and wait and see what happens?
You just wanna sit here and wait and see what happens?
You know he'll start counting
You know he'll start counting
You know the rules. No doors locked in my house!
You know the rules. No doors locked in my house!
You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix?
You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix?
You know what I don't understand?
You know what I don't understand?
You know what? I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
You know what? I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk.
You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk.
You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him?
You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him?
You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas,
You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas,
You know, Mom wanted me to ground you.
You know, Mom wanted me to ground you.
You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.
You know, that's how we know we live in a free land,
You know, that's how we know we live in a free land,
You know, we didn't ask to be here.
You know, we didn't ask to be here.
You left me no choice, brother.
You left me no choice, brother.
You mean to tell me that I cannot pick up this telephone and call my family?
You mean to tell me that I cannot pick up this telephone and call my family?
You must be hungry?
You must be hungry?
You must push the Cube into my chest.
You must push the Cube into my chest.
You really need to see what I have in the case.
You really need to see what I have in the case.
You risked your life to protect the Cube.
You risked your life to protect the Cube.
You see this?
You see this?
You should check this whole... This whole section here.
You should check this whole... This whole section here.
You stole cars?
You stole cars?
You sure she didn't just fart?
You sure she didn't just fart?
You sure?
You sure?
You tried out for the football team last year, right?
You tried out for the football team last year, right?
You want a latte? HoHo? Double venti macchiato?
You want a latte? HoHo? Double venti macchiato?
You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
You want that piece?
You want that piece?
You were hawking your great grandfather's crap
You were hawking your great grandfather's crap
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work.
You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work.
You'll call me.
You'll call me.
You'll have to accept that there are certain things
You'll have to accept that there are certain things
You're coming with me.
You're coming with me.
You're good with handcuffs, too, now, huh?
You're good with handcuffs, too, now, huh?
You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now.
You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now.
You're not gonna get me. You're not gonna get me!
You're not gonna get me. You're not gonna get me!
You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
You're right.
You're right.
You've all had direct contact with the NBEs.
You've all had direct contact with the NBEs.
You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets
You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets
You've got a high rise double pump carburetor.
You've got a high rise double pump carburetor.
You've got to respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
You've got to respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
Your great great grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries
Your great great grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries
Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.
Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.
Your legs.
Your legs.
Your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here.
Your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here.
Your son filed a stolen car report last night.
Your son filed a stolen car report last night.
Zero bids.
Zero bids.
4500 X. Something's not right.
4500 X. Something's not right.
A what? Shall I terminate?
A what? Shall I terminate?
All right, tough guy, take it off. What are you talking about?
All right, tough guy, take it off. What are you talking about?
And I know that that sounds crazy... That's enough. That's enough.
And I know that that sounds crazy... That's enough. That's enough.
And then... Glen, you freak.
And then... Glen, you freak.
And you're sure about that? Yeah.
And you're sure about that? Yeah.
Are you running a diagnostic? Should I be?
Are you running a diagnostic? Should I be?
Autobots, fall back. Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
Autobots, fall back. Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
Autobots, roll out! JAZZ: We rolling!
Autobots, roll out! JAZZ: We rolling!
Back up! Back up! LENNOX: Retreat! Fall back!
Back up! Back up! LENNOX: Retreat! Fall back!
But it's not right. He... Let them leave.
But it's not right. He... Let them leave.
But you can call us Autobots for short. Autobots.
But you can call us Autobots for short. Autobots.
Can we stop it? Every time we try an antivirus,
Can we stop it? Every time we try an antivirus,
Can you talk? DJ: XM Satellite Radio...
Can you talk? DJ: XM Satellite Radio...
Cell phone! I don't know how to thank you.
Cell phone! I don't know how to thank you.
Check again, then recheck. I did, sir.
Check again, then recheck. I did, sir.
Cold hotdog and a flat beer. Perfect day.
Cold hotdog and a flat beer. Perfect day.
Come on, hon. Let's go. Oh, it's in the kitchen.
Come on, hon. Let's go. Oh, it's in the kitchen.
Come on, hurry. Listen, we got a major issue in here.
Come on, hurry. Listen, we got a major issue in here.
Copy. It's either a massive amount of...
Copy. It's either a massive amount of...
Cut all server hard lines now. Cut all server hard lines now.
Cut all server hard lines now. Cut all server hard lines now.
Did you say, "Put her in the back"? I called shotgun.
Did you say, "Put her in the back"? I called shotgun.
Did you see that... All right, Sam, get it in the car!
Did you see that... All right, Sam, get it in the car!
Do they have a phone? Yes.
Do they have a phone? Yes.
Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, okay, okay.
Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah, okay, okay.
Drop the bat, ma'am. Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
Drop the bat, ma'am. Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
eBay. eBay.
eBay. eBay.
Enjoy. Okay?
Enjoy. Okay?
Enlighten me. Well, here's what I said, okay?
Enlighten me. Well, here's what I said, okay?
Epps! Where's your wallet? Pocket!
Epps! Where's your wallet? Pocket!
FIG: Man, I don't know. What is that?
FIG: Man, I don't know. What is that?
Five grand. No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
Five grand. No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal. He's counting!
Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal. He's counting!
General? I'll take a seat.
General? I'll take a seat.
Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me! Sam.
Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me! Sam.
Get out of the car. All right.
Get out of the car. All right.
Glen? Huh?
Glen? Huh?
Go to the roof. Set the flare. No.
Go to the roof. Set the flare. No.
God damn it! Get a medic!
God damn it! Get a medic!
Good, you're here. Let me see your hands!
Good, you're here. Let me see your hands!
Got to ride it out. Ride it out! Quick, hide.
Got to ride it out. Ride it out! Quick, hide.
Happy time? ...my special alone time...
Happy time? ...my special alone time...
He's back here. I can't deal with this. I can't...
He's back here. I can't deal with this. I can't...
He's counting. Stand back.
He's counting. Stand back.
He's my advisor. He comes, too.
He's my advisor. He comes, too.
He's the guy in the green car. Yeah.
He's the guy in the green car. Yeah.
Here we go. Here we go. Double tap. Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
Here we go. Here we go. Double tap. Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
Hey, how about you let me drive? Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
Hey, how about you let me drive? Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
How far do you live from here? Not far. Just up that mountain.
How far do you live from here? Not far. Just up that mountain.
How'd you know about the aliens? Where did you take my parents?
How'd you know about the aliens? Where did you take my parents?
I am not at liberty to discuss it. No?
I am not at liberty to discuss it. No?
I got a little surprise for you, son. What kind of...
I got a little surprise for you, son. What kind of...
I mean, this is America. Yeah.
I mean, this is America. Yeah.
I promise! Glen, shut up!
I promise! Glen, shut up!
I think it wants something from me. What?
I think it wants something from me. What?
I think they're planting a virus. A virus?
I think they're planting a virus. A virus?
I told you to watch them. I told you. Okay, you know what?
I told you to watch them. I told you. Okay, you know what?
I want to see it. Well, the imagerwas damaged, sir.
I want to see it. Well, the imagerwas damaged, sir.
I will hunt you down, okay? He'll hunt you down.
I will hunt you down, okay? He'll hunt you down.
I'll do it. It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
I'll do it. It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
I'm gonna count to five. Okay. Well, I'm gonna count to three.
I'm gonna count to five. Okay. Well, I'm gonna count to three.
I'm gonna drive her home tonight. What?
I'm gonna drive her home tonight. What?
I'm gonna help you. Okay.
I'm gonna help you. Okay.
I'm good, right? Yeah, you're good.
I'm good, right? Yeah, you're good.
I'm sorry, that's not correct. Excuse me, young lady.
I'm sorry, that's not correct. Excuse me, young lady.
if you don't open the door! One more chance. Five...
if you don't open the door! One more chance. Five...
if you don't open the door! One more chance. Five...
if you don't open the door! One more chance. Five...
in my classroom. No, kids enjoy...
in my classroom. No, kids enjoy...
infestation... Yeah.
infestation... Yeah.
is just not gonna cut it. Do you have an arms room?
is just not gonna cut it. Do you have an arms room?
It just stood up. It just stood up.
It just stood up. It just stood up.
It's an urban legend. Yeah.
It's an urban legend. Yeah.
It's family grass, Dad. Well, when you own your own grass,
It's family grass, Dad. Well, when you own your own grass,
It's nothing. Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
It's nothing. Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
It's okay. No, I don't masturbate!
It's okay. No, I don't masturbate!
It's streaming right now. They are planting a virus
It's streaming right now. They are planting a virus
JAZZ: That all you got, Megatron? Come here, little cretin.
JAZZ: That all you got, Megatron? Come here, little cretin.
JAZZ: Where? Come on, get out of that tub.
JAZZ: Where? Come on, get out of that tub.
Judy, stop. ...with myself.
Judy, stop. ...with myself.
JUDY: Hey, the lights are back on. Hide? What?
JUDY: Hey, the lights are back on. Hide? What?
Judy. Was I...
Judy. Was I...
Lennox! Hey, what are you doing?
Lennox! Hey, what are you doing?
Lennox! The heat's coming! Laze the target!
Lennox! The heat's coming! Laze the target!
Listen to me. GRANDMA: Glen! Who is it?
Listen to me. GRANDMA: Glen! Who is it?
Look, can you do me a favor? What?
Look, can you do me a favor? What?
Manny! What?
Manny! What?
Manny! What?
Manny! What?
Maybe it bounced... There was light under the door.
Maybe it bounced... There was light under the door.
Me? You want me to get... Now!
Me? You want me to get... Now!
MEGATRON: Decepticons, attack! Hit it!
MEGATRON: Decepticons, attack! Hit it!
Mojo. Mojo. They were headed directly
Mojo. Mojo. They were headed directly
Move, move, move! Remember, aim low.
Move, move, move! Remember, aim low.
My car, it stole itself, okay? What are you talking about, man?
My car, it stole itself, okay? What are you talking about, man?
My foot's gonna rust. All right.
My foot's gonna rust. All right.
My ladies! Look.
My ladies! Look.
My wife on? SOLDIER: Yes, Captain.
My wife on? SOLDIER: Yes, Captain.
Never heard of it. Never will.
Never heard of it. Never will.
No sacrifice, no victory. Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
No sacrifice, no victory. Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
no victory. if I cannot defeat Megatron,
no victory. if I cannot defeat Megatron,
No way. Yeah.
No way. Yeah.
No, I'm not on any drugs. What's these?
No, I'm not on any drugs. What's these?
No, it's cool. I just didn't recognize you.
No, it's cool. I just didn't recognize you.
No, Mom. Zip it, okay?
No, Mom. Zip it, okay?
No, no, Dad. RON: Yeah, well, we saw alight.
No, no, Dad. RON: Yeah, well, we saw alight.
No, no, no! It's not me! Let me see your hands.
No, no, no! It's not me! Let me see your hands.
No, no, no. No worries. You all right?
No, no, no. No worries. You all right?
No, of course not. I'm a friend of yours.
No, of course not. I'm a friend of yours.
No! What is this?
No! What is this?
Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. It's not a funny joke.
Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. It's not a funny joke.
Oh, my. Two.
Oh, my. Two.
Oh, okay. I won't. But just listen to me.
Oh, okay. I won't. But just listen to me.
Oh, sugar rush. This is... This is not his fault.
Oh, sugar rush. This is... This is not his fault.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You... You think I'm shallow?
Oh, yeah, yeah. You... You think I'm shallow?
Oh, you got to be kidding me. See?
Oh, you got to be kidding me. See?
Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit. They steal everything out of this place.
Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit. They steal everything out of this place.
Okay, okay. All of them.
Okay, okay. All of them.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. What?
Okay. What?
Okay. You want me to live that life?
Okay. You want me to live that life?
Okay. You want to fire it up for me? Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
Okay. You want to fire it up for me? Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
OPTIMUS: Hold on! No!
OPTIMUS: Hold on! No!
OPTIMUS: Sorry. My bad. Oh, I... You couldn't...
OPTIMUS: Sorry. My bad. Oh, I... You couldn't...
Please hurry. SAM: Okay.
Please hurry. SAM: Okay.
Please. MAGGIE: Sorry.
Please. MAGGIE: Sorry.
Ready! Heat's coming! What? Bring it!
Ready! Heat's coming! What? Bring it!
Really? ...from me, from my home,
Really? ...from me, from my home,
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Right? That's Wolverine! That's very funny.
Right? That's Wolverine! That's very funny.
Right. I'm gonna lock you up forever.
Right. I'm gonna lock you up forever.
Ron, this one is uneven. Yeah. Probably.
Ron, this one is uneven. Yeah. Probably.
RON: How much? Well,
RON: How much? Well,
Ronald Wickity? it's Witwicky. Who are you?
Ronald Wickity? it's Witwicky. Who are you?
Sam Wilkicky. Witwicky.
Sam Wilkicky. Witwicky.
Sam, just open the door. Three.
Sam, just open the door. Three.
Sam, we will protect you. Okay.
Sam, we will protect you. Okay.
SAM: Yeah. Not a word until we get a lawyer!
SAM: Yeah. Not a word until we get a lawyer!
Sam! OPTIMUS: Ratchet, point the light.
Sam! OPTIMUS: Ratchet, point the light.
Sam! Sorry.
Sam! Sorry.
Sam? That's weird.
Sam? That's weird.
Sam? Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
Sam? Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
Sam. Sam, let me talk to you.
Sam. Sam, let me talk to you.
Sam. Sam. Yeah.
Sam. Sam. Yeah.
Sam. .. What?
Sam. .. What?
Send the Hogs, sir. Okay, send the Hogs over
Send the Hogs, sir. Okay, send the Hogs over
She can hear you talking, Mom. Thank you.
She can hear you talking, Mom. Thank you.
She laughed? Her first one, yeah.
She laughed? Her first one, yeah.
Shut up and go hide! OPTIMUS: Just hurry.
Shut up and go hide! OPTIMUS: Just hurry.
Signal the chopper and set the flare. No, no. I can't do this!
Signal the chopper and set the flare. No, no. I can't do this!
SIMMONS: Whoa! Whoa! JAZZ: Give me those!
SIMMONS: Whoa! Whoa! JAZZ: Give me those!
Simmons? Yes, sir?
Simmons? Yes, sir?
Sleep in fear tonight. Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
Sleep in fear tonight. Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
So I'm good? You're good.
So I'm good? You're good.
So why Earth? SAM: It's the All Spark.
So why Earth? SAM: It's the All Spark.
So. .. What'd they get you for?
So. .. What'd they get you for?
Son? Yeah.
Son? Yeah.
Sorry that we're bugging you. Do you have my backpack?
Sorry that we're bugging you. Do you have my backpack?
Sorry. That's nothing. You just...
Sorry. That's nothing. You just...
Step forward, please. Just stand?
Step forward, please. Just stand?
Stop. Mom.
Stop. Mom.
Talk to me about the virus. it's a Spider bot virus.
Talk to me about the virus. it's a Spider bot virus.
Telephone, telephone, yes! Telephone!
Telephone, telephone, yes! Telephone!
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks for staying on my path. Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
Thanks for staying on my path. Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
Thanks. You know, I was thinking.
Thanks. You know, I was thinking.
That's a father and son thing, okay? Father son thing.
That's a father and son thing, okay? Father son thing.
That's a party foul. What rules?
That's a party foul. What rules?
The alien... There's an old Army radio console.
The alien... There's an old Army radio console.
The chores. Yeah. Life is great, huh?
The chores. Yeah. Life is great, huh?
The Cube's okay? Yeah, it's fine.
The Cube's okay? Yeah, it's fine.
The lights are out! Move it! Move it!
The lights are out! Move it! Move it!
The old Witwicky motto, Dad. Right.
The old Witwicky motto, Dad. Right.
The whole room's gone down, sir. I can see that!
The whole room's gone down, sir. I can see that!
They really want those glasses. Come on. What are you doing?
They really want those glasses. Come on. What are you doing?
They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. Oh, this is bad. No!
They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. Oh, this is bad. No!
They're ripping up my rose bushes! National security?
They're ripping up my rose bushes! National security?
Think about it. What do you think, kid? Chinese?
Think about it. What do you think, kid? Chinese?
This is my mother's flower... Oops.
This is my mother's flower... Oops.
This one's got racing stripes. Yeah.
This one's got racing stripes. Yeah.
This way, this way, this way! Up there! Let's go!
This way, this way, this way! Up there! Let's go!
Those are my dog's pain pills. You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
Those are my dog's pain pills. You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
To the right. Go to the right. Check fire.
To the right. Go to the right. Check fire.
Tonight, right now? Right now.
Tonight, right now? Right now.
Water? Thank you.
Water? Thank you.
We have got to alert everyone. They already know. Speaker.
We have got to alert everyone. They already know. Speaker.
We knocked for five minutes. I'm a teenager.
We knocked for five minutes. I'm a teenager.
We wanna know who. Mom, I told...
We wanna know who. Mom, I told...
We're hot! We're live! Where are the mikes?
We're hot! We're live! Where are the mikes?
Well, it felt awesome. Are you okay?
Well, it felt awesome. Are you okay?
Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. Why?
Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. Why?
Well, not by itself. Well, no.
Well, not by itself. Well, no.
What a Knucklehead. Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
What a Knucklehead. Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
What are you doing here? Just give me a break, will you, please?
What are you doing here? Just give me a break, will you, please?
What did he say? What?
What did he say? What?
What did they get? We still don't know.
What did they get? We still don't know.
What does he think it is? He thinks it's a military experiment.
What does he think it is? He thinks it's a military experiment.
What foot... There's no footprints. That's why I built my path.
What foot... There's no footprints. That's why I built my path.
What is that? I don't know.
What is that? I don't know.
What kind exactly? TOM: Good question.
What kind exactly? TOM: Good question.
What level are you on, man? Six.
What level are you on, man? Six.
What operation? That is what we are gonna find out.
What operation? That is what we are gonna find out.
What? ...and the backup generator
What? ...and the backup generator
What's going on here? I don't know.
What's going on here? I don't know.
What's Sector Seven? Who is Captain Witwicky?
What's Sector Seven? Who is Captain Witwicky?
What's up? What's with the bat? Who were you talking to?
What's up? What's with the bat? Who were you talking to?
What's wrong with you? You think I'd really get you
What's wrong with you? You think I'd really get you
Whatever they want, they are getting it. Sir?
Whatever they want, they are getting it. Sir?
Will it work? Anything's possible!
Will it work? Anything's possible!
Will? Sarah?
Will? Sarah?
Without any remorse! No remorse.
Without any remorse! No remorse.
Wrap it around the head. Sam!
Wrap it around the head. Sam!
Yeah, all right. 11 :00!
Yeah, all right. 11 :00!
Yeah, all right. Right?
Yeah, all right. Right?
Yeah, but the paint's faded. Yeah, but it's custom.
Yeah, but the paint's faded. Yeah, but it's custom.
Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. What do you mean?
Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I take them out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I take them out?
Yeah, yeah. Really? Which?
Yeah, yeah. Really? Which?
Yeah! Call Sam.
Yeah! Call Sam.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. This is real.
Yeah. This is real.
Yeah. Well, I need you to come with us.
Yeah. Well, I need you to come with us.
Yeah. You know, I thought I recognized you.
Yeah. You know, I thought I recognized you.
Yeah. Your mom's so nice.
Yeah. Your mom's so nice.
Yeah. Why? He should be home in 15 minutes.
Yeah. Why? He should be home in 15 minutes.
Yes, sir! Mr. Secretary?
Yes, sir! Mr. Secretary?
Yes, you should. So I am.
Yes, you should. So I am.
Yes. Shortwave, CB. Right, yes.
Yes. Shortwave, CB. Right, yes.
You come to see me? I had to.
You come to see me? I had to.
You didn't even ground him. Almost, almost.
You didn't even ground him. Almost, almost.
You don't know. Maybe you know, but I don't know.
You don't know. Maybe you know, but I don't know.
You ever see 40 Year Old Virgin? Yeah.
You ever see 40 Year Old Virgin? Yeah.
You got 10 back pockets! Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
You got 10 back pockets! Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
You got to cut the hard lines. What?
You got to cut the hard lines. What?
You got to go. You got to go. No, I'm not leaving.
You got to go. You got to go. No, I'm not leaving.
You got to try that! IRONHIDE: Yeah, that looks fun.
You got to try that! IRONHIDE: Yeah, that looks fun.
You just told me to look... I know,
You just told me to look... I know,
You know, I buy half your car... Yeah.
You know, I buy half your car... Yeah.
You need to go. Go. No, I'm not leaving
You need to go. Go. No, I'm not leaving
You sure? I don't mind, I don't... I promise...
You sure? I don't mind, I don't... I promise...
You were screaming at me, okay? No.
You were screaming at me, okay? No.
You weren't supposed to hear all that. How's it going, huh?
You weren't supposed to hear all that. How's it going, huh?
you'll understand. This... I can't do it anymore.
you'll understand. This... I can't do it anymore.
You're going to be my advisor. Me, too?
You're going to be my advisor. Me, too?
You're not taking my son. Really?
You're not taking my son. Really?
You're ruining my youth, okay? Oh, for Pete's sakes!
You're ruining my youth, okay? Oh, for Pete's sakes!
You're three minutes late. Right?
You're three minutes late. Right?
Your car? It's confiscated. Then unconfiscate it.
Your car? It's confiscated. Then unconfiscate it.
Your clothes, all of it, off. For what?
Your clothes, all of it, off. For what?
...then I bail you out ofjail and then I just decided to do all your chores.
...then I bail you out ofjail and then I just decided to do all your chores.
'cause he is so boned!
'cause he is so boned!
'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen...
'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen...
'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do.
'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do.
'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys,
'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys,
"But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As."
"But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As."
"Project Iceman"?
"Project Iceman"?
"There's a lot more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
"There's a lot more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
"This is Defense Secretary Keller. Get me NORTHCOM commander."
"This is Defense Secretary Keller. Get me NORTHCOM commander."
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(BELL RINGING)
(BELL RINGING)
(BLEEPING)
(BLEEPING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(BOTH SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(BOTH SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(BUMBLEBEE GROANING)
(BUMBLEBEE GROANING)
(CAR HORN HONKING)
(CAR HORN HONKING)
(CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
(CLANGING)
(CLANGING)
(CLANGING)
(CLANGING)
(CLATTERING)
(CLATTERING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DISTORTED) I got no communication with aerial.
(DISTORTED) I got no communication with aerial.
(DOOMSDAY CLOCK PLAYING)
(DOOMSDAY CLOCK PLAYING)
(DOORBELL RINGING INCESSANTLY)
(DOORBELL RINGING INCESSANTLY)
(ELECTRONIC SCREECHING)
(ELECTRONIC SCREECHING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ENGINE FAILING TO IGNITE)
(ENGINE FAILING TO IGNITE)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(ENGINE STALLING)
(ENGINE STALLING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(ENGINE STARTING)
(ENGINE TURNING OFF)
(ENGINE TURNING OFF)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(EXCLAIMS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(GRUNTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUNFIRE)
(GUNFIRE)
(IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(IN JOHN WAYNE VOICE) Anymore questions you want to ask?
(IN JOHN WAYNE VOICE) Anymore questions you want to ask?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(MEGATRON SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(MEGATRON SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(MEN SCREAMING)
(MEN SCREAMING)
(MIKAELA CHUCKLES)
(MIKAELA CHUCKLES)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(ON RADIO) We have you visual.
(ON RADIO) We have you visual.
(OPTIMUS GROANING)
(OPTIMUS GROANING)
(OPTIMUS SCREAMING)
(OPTIMUS SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(RADIO CHANNELS SWITCHING)
(RADIO CHANNELS SWITCHING)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROBOT CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(ROBOT CHATTERING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SAM CLEARS THROAT)
(SAM CLEARS THROAT)
(SAM GRUNTING)
(SAM GRUNTING)
(SAM SHUSHING)
(SAM SHUSHING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SEXUAL HEALING PLAYING)
(SEXUAL HEALING PLAYING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUDDERING)
(SHUSHING)
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGNAL CRACKLING)
(SIGNAL CRACKLING)
(SIMMONS SIGHS)
(SIMMONS SIGHS)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SNORING)
(SNORING)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(STUTTERING) All right, I'm... I'm getting out. I'm getting out. You see?
(STUTTERING) All right, I'm... I'm getting out. I'm getting out. You see?
(STUTTERING) He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
(STUTTERING) He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
(STUTTERING) I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.
(STUTTERING) I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be.
(STUTTERING) No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it.
(STUTTERING) No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it.
(THIS MOMENT PLAYING)
(THIS MOMENT PLAYING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(WHISPERS) on, my God.
(WHISPERS) on, my God.
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON TV)
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON TV)
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
$4,000.
$4,000.

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