Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) Edit

A classified strike team called NEST.

A clear example:

A deeper revelation dawns.

A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.

A leader worthy of our secret.

A living Prime!

A lot of prob

A secret, a brave squad of soldiers.

A tomb we cannot find.

A wormy that's crabby

Absolutely. Let's go!

Accept that her boy's all grown up, you know.

Actually, I am.

After all the damage in Shanghai,

Ah, what the

Ain't those working?

Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now.

Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go.

All 'cause of you, and your little criminal girlfriend.

All along.

All hands lost.

All I ever want to be was an astronaut.

All you want but you can't give me the talking...

All you, eager nubile young minds on the very cusp of adulthood.

Alright, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.

Alright, everybody, be steady.

Alright, give NEST team the go.

Alright, Grace...

Alright, let's go, move out!

Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out!

Alright, so this is where we communicate with the JCS.

Alright, team, grab your shoots.

Alright, that's enough.

Alright, those Decepticons are searching for Sam.

Alright, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go, alright?

Alright, we're gonna draw fire from the left flag.

An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores

An open invitation to come to Earth,

And and, see where it leads us, okay?

And ancient runes all over the world.

And bring him back to life?

And find you.

And get Egypt's General Salaam,

And great violence.

And had a meltdown in the middle of my class.

And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?

And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?

And he recently had his cherry popped.

And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him

And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him

And he started seeing these crazy symbols, okay.

And he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.

And I know what, you need me.

And I know where to find them.

And I know you know what happens

And I shall be your consort, your guide,

And I think some of them stayed.

And I wasn't, uh... there.

And I'm gonna skinny dip and you can't say shit about it!

And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team,

And it rhymes with home theater.

And it smelled like like diesel. Like a diesel he dinged to it.

And maybe, I saw some of your, uh... alien drawings or whatever.

And Megatron wants what's in my mind.

And nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean?

And now we're underneath the moon and the stars

And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.

And return to Diego Garcia. Any further orders?

And since no one...

And tell them the truth. Like I had nothing to do with this,

And the leprechauns went and booby trapped it.

And the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet

And the, uh...

And they set out in the Universe seeking distant suns to harvest.

And this area serves as the Autobots' hangar.

And watch the magic happen.

And we will win it as we always have,

And what I know, is that this is going to work.

And what if it doesn't work?

And without it, our race will perish.

And you still can't even tell me that you love me.

And you will, my apprentice.

And you'll have a power you've never known.

And... I heard you have a problem.

Angel Six,

Any bad robot out there better get ready for ass whooping.

Any last words?

Any of these look like the symbols you saw?

Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?

Arcee twins, target coming your way.

Arcees, get ready to launch.

Archaeologists found these unexplained markings

Are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcements.

Are you Are you trying?

Are you crazy?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Around the globe.

As fast we can, okay?

As we get it...

As you've seen,

Ask him to clear some US V over flights in Egyptian airspace.

At last, Prime is dead.

At least he's faithful, Sam.

At the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss,

Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.

Autobots, attack!

Autobots, I'm in pursuit.

Autobots, report to hangar for transport.

B 1, stand on my target. 30 seconds...

Back of a $1 bill.

Bail out, bail out, bail out, bail out?

Bail out?

Balanced and medicated enough for another coral space.

Basic lengths. Only 18 inches of meat.

Beautiful; that's what I like to hear.

Because guys always run when you say it first.

Because I believe it.

Because I have to secure the VIPs first.

Because I know about the Matrix.

Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable.

Because your leaders believed we brought vengeance upon your planet.

Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?

Bee, if you hate me, I understand.

Bee! Shoot it.

Before I got fired.

Begin our assault!

Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it.

Behave.

Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

Behold the work of Albert Einstein,

Behold to the only Jetfire!

Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health.

Best put me out of this plane.

Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of.

Black Hawks, clear to land.

Black Light in X Trait. This is Black Light in Tango.

Blackbird.

Bollocks.

Boy, you returned for me.

Brace for impact.

Brain? What does he mean by my brain?

Bravery will only get you so far.

Breach in B 14.

Break that, these worthless

Break your rack up, lose your primary.

Breaking news at Shanghai.

Bring in Sideswipe!

Bugger!

Bumblebee, get them out of here.

Bumblebee, you are the decoy. You lead the Decepticons away, alright?

Bumblebee!

Bumblebee! Get in the garage.

But before your president decides, please ask him this.

But first, we have some delicate work to do.

But I do.

But I don't want anything to do with it

But I fear it soon will be.

But I will raise you a President of the United States.

But I will raise you a President of the United States.

But I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots.

But I'm here for your help, Sam.

But last night's encounter came with a warning:

But no more.

But not your advancements in weaponry.

But the last fragment of the All Spark was stolen.

But the soldiers brought the body of Prime.

But they said the readings were infantesimal.

But we, we've got to stick together.

But who are you to judge what's best for us?

But you gotta be in the classified access list.

By our earliest ancestors a millenium ago.

By the human child.

By the Primes I call my brothers.

By the way, I read your file.

Called the Matrix of Leadership.

Cam shafts.

Can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after,

Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact?

Can you focus? Can you tell us why we're in Egypt

Can you read this?

Can you see those three stars?

Can you stop... Watch the foot! Watch your foot!

Can't you do something?

Capable of great compassion...

Careful grip, boy. Careful grip.

Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay?

Check this out.

China, Egypt, Greece.

Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed.

Classified NBE 1, AKA Megatron,

Clear a path.

Clear! Take a shot. Clear! Take a shot.

Closer.

Closest one's in Washington.

Code 9 A...

Code Tot, as in King Tutankhamen,

Come here, b back.

Come here, boy.

Come here, boy.

Come here. Come here.

Come on, big guy.

Come on, get in.

Come on, go, pack!

Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in class

Come on, kiddo,

Come on, let's go. All hands on deck.

Come on, we got to move. We got to move! Come on!

Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Get up!

Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone.

Confirmed for Project Beat Six drop point.

Contact Destroyer, USS Kit.

Contact the Jordanians, see what their assets they've got in the area.

Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

Coordinates for air drop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

Could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus

Cover for us.

Cowards do survive.

Cut, cut, cut.

Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.

Dad, we got a fire!

Dad, you're just gonna let her run around school.

Dammit.

Damn, I'm good.

Damn... No!

Decepticons, mobilise.

Decepticons, voice location.

Decepticons!

Decepticons!

Deep into the soft tissues of my brain,

Detected.

Detected.

Did you guys just mess with the minor details?

Did you rent the room out?

Did you see that film Gunfire Aero Kay Karao?

Die!

Director Galloway, our national security advisor

Director Galloway, what an honor.

Dive, Cookie.

Do it again.

Do not tell my mother.

Do you have any idea what is like a slowly fall of parton die?

Do you have it?

Do you know what you said?

Do you remember?

Do you think your little box of souveniers

Don't answer. I don't know what you're hiding,

Don't believe the hype, bro.

Don't catch me with the thing.

Don't make me that fast.... 'cause I'll do it.

Don't talk to me about classified, alright?

Don't tell me.

Don't you dare slip in with me, fleshwing.

Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.

Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

Dropping in five, four, three, two, one.

Dude, it's not fake. The Internet's pure true.

Dumper dumper. I gotta go, alright?

Each on a different continent.

Earth? Terrible name for a planet,

Ease on fire.

East on the mile that way.

Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head. Now it's on the walls.

Effing was my effing idea. He stole it.

Egypt.

Einstein's wrong.

Embedded by no one at the White House.

EMP burst.

Enemy target, top of pyramid.

Energy doesn't go mass times velocity light square

Engage, engage, engage.

Epps!

Especially, girls like you with options.

Estimated time of detachment NEST, 0600 AM

ETA to station, two minutes.

Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there.

Even in death, there's no command but mine.

Ever questioned mind, guys, that archaeologists have been here before.

Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know.

Everything is good.

Ex.

Except you landed on my testicles.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me...

Extra large supertees with every known animal as a topping.

Fall back!

Fallen, my master.

Familiar with the standard MC 4?

Fast course river. Execute lightly.

Find the doorway!

Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool...

Fire!

Fire!

Fire. Take it off to the pyramid!

Firing thing and they came down and twisted this woman

Five klicks.

Flight Chairman throughout West Beverly Hills.

Flight in lower, prepare for bail out.

Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus.

Follow your mind, your map, your symbols,

Fools the polygraph, everytime.

For a month long trip. Come on!

For a purpose.

For in our quest to protect the humans,

For lovely maidens to wish upon.

For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots

For what do we know about the stars?

For which our soldiers are paying the price.

Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me, coming through.

Frankie, Mojo, out.

Freedom is your right.

Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

Frisbee. Whoo!

Fuel injected.

Fulfill your destiny.

Full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes!

General, our alliance has countermanded 6 Decepticon incursions this year.

Get back!

Get down, get down.

Get in here.

Get it out of here.

Get it. Write it down, write it.

Get out of here!

Get snipers and Stingers up high.

Get the hell of the couch, ya filthy beasts!

Get up, get up, get up, get up.

Gets rigged when China says gas leak.

Getting ready to blow up our Sun.

Give me the shot, they're gonna whack me,

Give me your talk. Come on.

Give me.

Go ahead, we'll, uh... We'll get your stuff.

Go before the Decepticons find me

Go now, go!

Go that way.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go.

Go, right now!

God made us in his image. Who made him?

God, I hate you.

Going out to handle the world on its own.

Good criminal record won't steal anything.

Good personal hygiene won't stab me in my sleep.

Got a visual! Yellow tee, four klicks.

Got our dreams, bro.

Got the tie bash disbandment,

Grab it! Don't let go.

Guys! Oh, hey!

Hair grown like a chip, there, look it.

Hand to one. Requesting fire mission now!

Hang in, man, I got this.

Hard pressed to say the job's getting done.

Has always been above reproach.

Has taken refuge here under my command.

Have a kiss.

Have we checked these coordinates?

Have you had a song stuck in yours?

He came in to protect me instead.

He despised the human race.

He did. He got so waste.

He didn't know I was in the house.

He got all these...

He knows something!

He knows something.

He sacrificed himself to save me.

He's been looking to my site and thieving hits for ever!

He's dead because of me.

He's dropping the big one. Sam!

He's gonna get you to safety. You don't, you run.

He's here.

He's real sweet, Ma.

He's right over there, across the courtyard.

He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos...

He's the one that they want.

Hell, not pull the rudder or head two thirds.

Hello I mean, uh, bon bonswa (good afternoon)!

Hello. What a night. Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.

Here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.

Here you go.

Here, here.

Here, take one of these pills.

Here? On this planet?

Here's the thing.

Hey alright, listen. It's getting a little intense in my room.

Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man.

Hey kid, it's been nice knowing you.

Hey, and his car is a talking robot!

Hey, beautiful.

Hey, Bones.

Hey, hey, hey! Don't go nowhere.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey. Look.

Hey, let me out, let me out!

Hey, Mudflap.

Hey, Professor. I'd do anything for an A.

Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh?

Hey, that frickin' hurt!

Hey, you have a great son. You really do.

Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.

Hey! I don't know what's going on, but we gotta move.

Hey! I think we're in Vegas!

Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want.

Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off.

Hey! Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Bones. Hi!

Hi! Oh yes, that's a good boy.

Hide, Sam! Hide.

His suspects, they were a part of my mission

History of our race was contained within the All Spark,

Hold on, everybody!

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold your fire!

Holy mother!

Honestly, I don't know.

Hope these F 16s got good aim.

Hope this little kid know what he's doing.

Hot flare!

Houston, we have a problem.

How about I'll lay my piss in your face?

How are ya?

How are you gonna get him halfway around the world?

How are you gonna make the call to Lennox?

How did that happen?

How do I know?

How do you know it's going to work?

How is it that we can't reach our men,

How long are you gonna be riding that scooter?

How many times can you get tased in the nuts?

Huh? There's a car on the run.

Hundred miles from the location on that little map there.

I In the garage, now!

I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.

I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully.

I am now.

I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message

I am the Alpha and the Omega.

I am the only one who everybody can spit, okay?

I am where I'm supposed to be.

I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!

I can handle it. These are my people.

I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam.

I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date.

I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.

I can't do that with you.

I can't go to prison, guys!

I can't jump out of an airplane.

I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage.

I coached S 7's scrawny, drooly...

I could snap your ribs off.

I don't believe it.

I don't have my passport.

I don't know.

I don't read it, but uh, these guys...

I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna go anywhere with you.

I don't wanna go to France with you.

I don't want to die! We're going to die! Oh my God!

I feel smarter already.

I got a career, a dinky internet firm,

I got a message for your classified space buddies.

I got to get to him right now.

I got wetnaps. I got wetnaps for your face.

I got you a couple of souveniers

I gotta get the tracker, alright.

I gotta go, okay. I hate the cops.

I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, alright?

I had a little Crabbot, placed the device

I have operational command now.

I have to get to him right now.

I heard that.

I hope that dust works, kid.

I hope you had a lot of fun because this

I I don't think he's still following us.

I I'll eat my pizza quietly.

I just want to be normal, Bee.

I just wrote a 903 page Astronomy book at 32.6 seconds

I know and I I want to help you. I do.

I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out, don't freak out.

I know you're pissed.

I know, sir.

I love Camaros.

I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me.

I made you a long distance relationship kit.

I mean, I'm not on speed terms or whatever...

I mean, what kind of dumbfucks accept ding my rim?

I mean, you're suffocating in here.

I need

I need a scout team.

I need the truck. The truck.

I need you to pull it really hard.

I never did a thing worth doing until now.

I never heard of him.

I pleaded on my knees with S 7 to investigate it

I really am.

I really don't know what to tell you,

I smell him.

I spent my whole adult life, coming a plan of aliens.

I tell you, this guy did not age well.

I think aliens built that.

I think I know someone who can help.

I think I'm allowed that considering what I've been through

I think that we have an opportunity here

I think this little bit Cube got stuck on my shirt.

I thought we could help each other.

I told them to hit the orange smoke.

I told you my name was Jetfire!

I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space.

I wanna dance.

I want hopes of prototype weapon pull a rail gun.

I want you to pop green smoke and come back to those pillars.

I want you to run! Run!

I wanted to tell you about this earlier.

I was getting a napkin for my drink.

I was overseeing the wrong planet.

I wasn't doing this.

I work for you now?

I... adore you.

I... I seek knowledge of the Cube. The Fallen demands me.

I'll call you from Paris.

I'll help throw their fire away.

I'll let you talk in five seconds.

I'll pour, you'll pour... We're gonna fix that, alright?

I'm a mercenary goon bringer.

I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides, Warrior Goddess!

I'm gonna back it up right now.

I'm gonna be dating my spitzy, freaky freak on.

I'm gonna be dead without that shot.

I'm gonna get on a plane right now. I'll be there later this afternoon.

I'm gonna get Optimus.

I'm gonna so many Decepticons on your butt!

I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.

I'm in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by goats.

I'm kind of nervous.

I'm listening to you; you live with your mother.

I'm not gonna touch it,

I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing.

I'm not mad.

I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright?

I'm not taking you with me.

I'm not talking to you for ten seconds. You have three seconds left.

I'm ordering you to stand down.

I'm right here and I can hear you.

I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry and you're welcome.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.

I'm the key to this.

I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy,

I'm ugly? Well, we twins, you stupid genius.

I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.

I've ever seen in my entire life.

I've had a hell of a day.

I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission!

I've only known you 17 hours.

Identify yourself.

If they set on their way, they destroy the whole Universe.

If this so called All Spark, now destroyed,

If you make that request, we will honor it.

In a tomb made of their very own bodies.

In moments, we'll be at siren strength.

In one day.

In the field for two years.

In the middle of nowhere.

In the phase of the worst simultaneous attacks ever

In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away

In this dimension. What about the other 17

In time. For millenia, I have dreamed of my return

Inbound at 30,000 knot.

Incoming!

Incoming!

Ironhide, move it.

Ironhide, up for middle.

Ironhide, we should leave this planet.

Is gonna keep me from leaving you?

Is he alive?

Is locked in an electromagnetic vault,

Is resting in peace

Is Sam home?

Is that good?

Is that the best you can do?

Is that the best you got, huh?

Is that your girlfriend?

Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?

Is this co ed? This is a co ed dorm.

It can only transform.

It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade.

It feels good to grab your first.

It is earned.

It is time.

It is, and always has been, your destiny.

It was bedded right here.

It was never designed for that purpose,

It wasn't my best toss, okay?

It works up and running.

It would absolutely bring more harm than good.

It'll work.

It's a big difference.

It's a bomb!

It's a choice.

It's a high concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies.

It's also called the Three Kings and the reason for that is

It's close. It's heading closer.

It's coming back, it's coming back.

It's dead. Counter that.

It's getting hotter.

It's gotta be... around here somewhere.

It's here somewhere, guys.

It's him. It's him! That's the guy right there.

It's intensely personal decision. So much negativity.

It's just like Hogwarts. Hi!

It's just that You know,

It's just that my low self esteem's at an all time high.

It's like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox.

It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help

It's my Witwicky charm.

It's nasty.

It's not a rap video.

It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.

It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee.

It's power, it's knowledge can never be destroyed.

It's still too early to tell.

It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kicking.

It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

It's the same word as the other word.

It's three ripple.

It's time for the world to know of our presence.

It's turning around.

It's up to me.

It's where it started. Look at me now.

Itching, wretching, rust in my arse.

Jolt, electrify!

Judy, Judy. Just Just put it. Just put it.

Judy, shh.

Judy!

Junkyard drone.

Just be careful, Sam.

Just be careful, Sam.

Just consider this the official start of a remodel, okay?

Just don't move.

Just go ahead and check out your room.

Just go in the garage, quietly please?

Just go! Just go!

Just like a coach thing, you know.

Just not on open phone line, okay?

Just relax, you're looking nice well.

Just stop screaming right now. That's it.

Just tell me what these symbols are.

Keep going.

Kill him, Bee. Kill him.

Kill Megatron. How about that?

Kill such little one.

Killing track two.

Kiss this, bitch.

Kitten calendars.

Know him?

Ladies first.

Land of dreams in there.

Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid, you know?

Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear.

Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai.

Let me out!

Let me show you around

Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.

Let's get being moon and clear the birds!

Let's get out of here.

Let's go! Go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's not get episodic, okay? Old timer.

Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there, and, uh...

Let's see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert.

Like Like dancing?

Like a map to an Energon source.

Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling?

Like a whole freaking movie

Like satellite track us?

Like what: Handing over the kid?

Like what? Like Decepticon stolen?

Like why don't you get being chipped in prison.

Listen Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man.

Listen, Astronomy class, page 47, you remember the class?

Listen, listen. I'm a victim.

Listen, we're going out. We're going out like men, understand?

Lock. Fire.

Look at her now, so mature.

Look out!

Look what I found. It's your little baby booties.

Look, hold on, I need your help.

Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay?

Look, I'm just going to go to the authorities

Look, it's not my fault, okay?

Look, look around you.

Look, look, look, it's fake. Anybody can do on any computer, okay?

Look, look. Follow him, follow him.

Look, Mikaela is the greatest,

Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job.

Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with a 5 foot tong?

Look, you're an Autobot.

Looking for something.

Looks like Candian goosepoop.

Looks like we're right in the middle of it.

Lost the boy, Master.

Lost with its destruction.

Lot of people died.

Love you, Bee.

Low profile, don't make a scene, okay?

Ma, you want me to cut my handle off or what?

Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.

Major Lennox, phone call.

Major, incoming SOS from Autobots.

Man collisional arm...

Man, they'll pick up.

March, young lady.

Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,

Me and my family. This is my family.

Me, can you imagine that?

Mean robots suck!

Meaning you don't have to work for those

Meat locker, now!

Megatron said that there was another Energon source here.

Merge the Matrix with his Spark.

Mi Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? Don't touch it.

Might as well call it dirt.

Might freak me out.

Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?

Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?

Mikaela, wait... I can explain every

Mikaela.

Mikaela...

Mike, put an SOS, let the eye in the sky know we need some help.

Miserable, freaking Decepticons?

Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

Moron, where's the wifresh?

Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity eastern United States, sir.

My balls!

My boosters are fried.

My daughter.

My father, one was a wheel! The first wheel!

My great great grandfather, Archibald Witwicky?

My house is on fire!

My I.T. gurus.