A confirmation that Santa must've been sighted... from Elf (2003)
A minus 8. from Elf (2003)
A Real HUF board. Lookie here. from Elf (2003)
A reprint. You know how much that's gonna cost? from Elf (2003)
A song? from Elf (2003)
Actually, I'm adopted. from Elf (2003)
Actually, there's a big difference. from Elf (2003)
Ah. Wow. from Elf (2003)
Ahem. from Elf (2003)
All he cares about is money. Doesn't care about you or me or anybody. from Elf (2003)
All right, ahem, what have you guys got so far? from Elf (2003)
All right, just bring them by the camper this weekend. I'll see what I can do. from Elf (2003)
All right, let's do this. from Elf (2003)
All right, let's get it over with. from Elf (2003)
All right. from Elf (2003)
All the mail comes out that shooter. from Elf (2003)
All you care about is yourself. from Elf (2003)
ALL: Hey! Hey! from Elf (2003)
ALL: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. from Elf (2003)
ALL: There's room for everyone on the nice list. from Elf (2003)
ALL: Treat every day like Christmas. from Elf (2003)
Also, never close your eyes because then you'll get sick. from Elf (2003)
An elf? from Elf (2003)
And as for me, I can't complain. from Elf (2003)
And as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins. from Elf (2003)
And every year, less and less people believe in Santa Claus. from Elf (2003)
And guess what from Elf (2003)
And guess what from Elf (2003)
And he wants me to sing him a song from Elf (2003)
And heat makes noise when it comes on. from Elf (2003)
And his spirit saved a lot of other people too. from Elf (2003)
And how she had later passed away. from Elf (2003)
And I had time to build that rocking horse. from Elf (2003)
And I was adopted from Elf (2003)
And in six months, you'll have to check them again. Won't he? from Elf (2003)
And lunch. from Elf (2003)
And lunch. Bye. from Elf (2003)
And most importantly, I told him where his father was. from Elf (2003)
And one day, when Buddy was old enough, I made him my own personal apprentice. from Elf (2003)
And she didn't tell you. And.... from Elf (2003)
And so Buddy was sent where the special elves work. from Elf (2003)
And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop. from Elf (2003)
And the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight. from Elf (2003)
And the strain was too much. from Elf (2003)
And the trolls weren't toilet trained. from Elf (2003)
And then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. from Elf (2003)
And then, to finish, we'll snuggle. from Elf (2003)
And they sort it out there, see? And you can touch it all. from Elf (2003)
And they sort it out there, see? And you can touch it all. from Elf (2003)
And we never met from Elf (2003)
And you got a great mouth. The thing just dropped in Central Park. from Elf (2003)
Another interesting elfism: from Elf (2003)
Apparently, all we have is vegetables. from Elf (2003)
Are you crazy? He cannot stay here. from Elf (2003)
Are you enjoying the view? from Elf (2003)
Are you gonna sing a song or something? Or can I just go back to work? from Elf (2003)
Are you kidding? He's the worst dad in the world. from Elf (2003)
Are you okay? from Elf (2003)
As much as Buddy was accepted by his family and friends... from Elf (2003)
As soon as possible? from Elf (2003)
As soon as possible. from Elf (2003)
As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree... from Elf (2003)
At least you have a daddy. from Elf (2003)
At that time, I would love to hear in exact detail... from Elf (2003)
Attaboy. from Elf (2003)
Attaboy. Thank you. from Elf (2003)
Back off, slick. You'll scare the deer. from Elf (2003)
Be my guest. from Elf (2003)
Beautiful. from Elf (2003)
Because he's the greatest dad in the whole wide world. from Elf (2003)
Before I get into the story, uh, let me start with the cover, okay? from Elf (2003)
Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors... from Elf (2003)
Believe me, we're already looking for new printers. from Elf (2003)
Best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. from Elf (2003)
Boy, am I glad to see you. from Elf (2003)
Boy, you're hilarious, my friend. from Elf (2003)
BOY: Get them. Hit the green guy. from Elf (2003)
BOY: Go away. from Elf (2003)
Bud, have you ever seen a mailroom? from Elf (2003)
Buddy comes up to visit from time to time. from Elf (2003)
Buddy is killing me. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, don't eat those. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, I think there's something I probably should tell you. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, I think we have to talk. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, I've been around the world many times... from Elf (2003)
Buddy, is that you? from Elf (2003)
Buddy, not now. Can you please go back to the pit? from Elf (2003)
Buddy, we better get going. Get in now. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, we need power. We're gonna crash. from Elf (2003)
Buddy, where are you? from Elf (2003)
Buddy, you're more of an elf than anyone I ever met. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: And then I traveled to the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest... from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: Dad, I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: Hm? from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: I'm sorry I ruined your lives... from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: Look out. Yellow ones don't stop. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: Me? Yes. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: No, it's not. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: Not now, arctic puffin. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: Oh. Uh.... from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: We sing all the time. No, there's not. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: You have a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card. from Elf (2003)
BUDDY: You have a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card. from Elf (2003)
Buddy? from Elf (2003)
Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Buddy.... from Elf (2003)
Building this. from Elf (2003)
But at least Michael is happy for once. from Elf (2003)
But Buddy, he's in the park with Santa. from Elf (2003)
But I really wanted to see you and I think you're beautiful... from Elf (2003)
But I'm free on Thursday. from Elf (2003)
But I've worn this my whole life. from Elf (2003)
But now I'm here. It's me, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
But Santa's coming. There's so much to do. from Elf (2003)
But some spontaneous Christmas caroling has broken out... from Elf (2003)
But the children love the books. from Elf (2003)
But the thing is, I've never even left the North Pole. from Elf (2003)
But the third job... from Elf (2003)
But they're self conscious about the way their pee smells. from Elf (2003)
But we are buddies. from Elf (2003)
By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice... from Elf (2003)
Bye bye, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Bye, guys. from Elf (2003)
Bye. from Elf (2003)
Can I eat in my room? from Elf (2003)
Can we go there? from Elf (2003)
Can you pass the maple syrup? from Elf (2003)
Can't wait to see my dad. from Elf (2003)
Can't we do this another time, Mr. Greenway? from Elf (2003)
Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup. from Elf (2003)
Channel three. Code word is "Santa's got a brand new bag." from Elf (2003)
CHARLOTTE: Dick, according to authorities, the area has been cleared. from Elf (2003)
CHARLOTTE: Did you see something? MICHAEL: Santa needs us to believe. from Elf (2003)
CHARLOTTE: Okay, well, further confirmation... from Elf (2003)
CHARLOTTE: So the authorities have not discovered any reindeer in the park? from Elf (2003)
Christmas is the greatest day in the whole wide world. from Elf (2003)
Christmas spirit. from Elf (2003)
Chuck. from Elf (2003)
Clearly, he has some serious issues. from Elf (2003)
Come here, little one. from Elf (2003)
Come here. I wanna talk to you. from Elf (2003)
Come on, Buddy, how many? from Elf (2003)
Come on, let's try to get a storyboard ready. from Elf (2003)
Coming. from Elf (2003)
Cool. from Elf (2003)
Could you tell me more about what you saw fall from the sky? from Elf (2003)
CROWD: Oh! from Elf (2003)
D. D. from Elf (2003)
Dad, hi! It's me! from Elf (2003)
Dad, I gotta talk to you. from Elf (2003)
Dad, Michael. from Elf (2003)
Dad! from Elf (2003)
Dad! from Elf (2003)
Dad? from Elf (2003)
Dad? from Elf (2003)
Dad's eating in his room. from Elf (2003)
DEB: Ah! Whoa! from Elf (2003)
DEB: Sir, Chuck in the mailroom needs to talk to you. from Elf (2003)
Debra, hang up. from Elf (2003)
Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here? from Elf (2003)
Did you hear that? from Elf (2003)
DlCK: Charlotte? Charlotte? from Elf (2003)
DlCK: Charlotte? Charlotte? from Elf (2003)
Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? from Elf (2003)
Do you wanna go eat food? from Elf (2003)
Do you wanna go? from Elf (2003)
Does Santa know that you left the workshop? from Elf (2003)
Does someone need a hug? from Elf (2003)
Don't look. There you go. from Elf (2003)
Each one of them with a 70 inch plasma screen. from Elf (2003)
Eighty five hundred reindeer power jet turbine engine. from Elf (2003)
Eighty five. from Elf (2003)
ELF 1: Ooh, that's bad. from Elf (2003)
ELF 2: You changed the batteries in the smoke detector. from Elf (2003)
ELF 3: And you're the only baritone in the elf choir. from Elf (2003)
Elves love to tell stories. I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. from Elf (2003)
EMILY: Hi, it's me. from Elf (2003)
EMILY: I almost forgot my from Elf (2003)
EMILY: Oh, my gosh, you actually made that? from Elf (2003)
EMILY: You like sugar, huh? from Elf (2003)
Emily? from Elf (2003)
Emily. Can I just speak to you for a minute in the kitchen, please? from Elf (2003)
Empire State Building. from Elf (2003)
Especially in front of other people. from Elf (2003)
Especially when we make toys. from Elf (2003)
EUGENE: We should go with the first pitch. It's genius. from Elf (2003)
Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would've sucked. from Elf (2003)
Everybody knows that. from Elf (2003)
Everybody's pushing small town rural. Farm book would just be white noise. from Elf (2003)
Except it smells like mushrooms... from Elf (2003)
Except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down. from Elf (2003)
Excuse me. I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs. from Elf (2003)
Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me. from Elf (2003)
First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. from Elf (2003)
First quarter? from Elf (2003)
Food. from Elf (2003)
FOOM FOOM: lf he hasn't figured out he's a human by now... from Elf (2003)
Fortunately, when it comes to babies, Santa's a pushover. from Elf (2003)
Four hundred ninety. from Elf (2003)
Francisco. from Elf (2003)
Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco. from Elf (2003)
Fruit spray? Sure. from Elf (2003)
Get back to the story, please. from Elf (2003)
Get out of here. Get out of here. from Elf (2003)
Get out of my life, now! from Elf (2003)
Get out! from Elf (2003)
Get out! Don't look at me! from Elf (2003)
Get. from Elf (2003)
GIMBELS SANTA: He's kidding. from Elf (2003)
Go ahead. from Elf (2003)
Go away. from Elf (2003)
Go look and see. from Elf (2003)
Go, Buddy. Go, Mr. Elf. from Elf (2003)
God. from Elf (2003)
Good idea. You call me. from Elf (2003)
Good morning, Sarah. That's a nice purple dress. from Elf (2003)
Gotta hurry up, I'm double booked for the rest of the afternoon. from Elf (2003)
Great job, everybody. from Elf (2003)
Great. I got a full 40 minutes. from Elf (2003)
Greenway is coming in tomorrow so, what? What do we got? from Elf (2003)
GREENWAY: Hobbs, Hobbs, Hobbs! from Elf (2003)
GREENWAY: We need a big launch, fast, to get the company back on track. from Elf (2003)
Have a good day. Oh, I forgot to give you a hug. from Elf (2003)
Have you seen the numbers for this quarter? from Elf (2003)
He bailed me out. They gave me one phone call. from Elf (2003)
He didn't make master tinker till he was 490. from Elf (2003)
He must be a South Pole elf. from Elf (2003)
He thinks he's a Christmas elf. from Elf (2003)
He thinks he's an elf. from Elf (2003)
He'll be here to take pictures with all the children. from Elf (2003)
He's a fake! from Elf (2003)
He's a fake! He's a fake! from Elf (2003)
He's a liar. from Elf (2003)
He's an angry elf. from Elf (2003)
He's an imposter! from Elf (2003)
He's gonna destroy the place. from Elf (2003)
He's had some tough times down at the farm. from Elf (2003)
He's not Santa Claus! He's not Santa! from Elf (2003)
He's probably just reverting to a state of childlike dependency. from Elf (2003)
He's told me 15 times. from Elf (2003)
He's written more classics than Dr. Seuss. from Elf (2003)
Hello? Hello? from Elf (2003)
Here we are. from Elf (2003)
Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries? from Elf (2003)
Hey, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Hey, come. Come here! from Elf (2003)
Hey, guys. Have you seen the place? from Elf (2003)
Hey, have you seen these toilets? from Elf (2003)
Hey, hey. from Elf (2003)
Hey, I'm gonna eat in the bedroom, okay? I got a bunch of stuff to go over. from Elf (2003)
Hey, look. from Elf (2003)
Hey, Michael. from Elf (2003)
Hey, Ming Ming. from Elf (2003)
Hey! from Elf (2003)
Hey. Ho ho ho! from Elf (2003)
Hey. What's your name? from Elf (2003)
Hi, Leon. from Elf (2003)
Hi. from Elf (2003)
Hi. from Elf (2003)
Hi. from Elf (2003)
Hi. Hello. from Elf (2003)
His first book was written by a brand new, critically acclaimed children's author. from Elf (2003)
His name is Buddy. He must have from Elf (2003)
His sleigh won't fly. Nobody believes in him. from Elf (2003)
Hm? from Elf (2003)
Ho ho ho! from Elf (2003)
Ho ho ho! from Elf (2003)
Ho ho ho. from Elf (2003)
Ho ho ho. from Elf (2003)
Hold it, if you're really Santa Claus, then from Elf (2003)
How come you were in the women's locker room this morning? from Elf (2003)
How do you like them apples? from Elf (2003)
How many? Eight? from Elf (2003)
How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh? from Elf (2003)
I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles. from Elf (2003)
I am not gonna tuck you in. from Elf (2003)
I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it. from Elf (2003)
I can prove he's real. Look, this is his list. from Elf (2003)
I can sing, but I just choose not to sing. from Elf (2003)
I didn't know you had elves working here. from Elf (2003)
I didn't know you were naked. from Elf (2003)
I didn't mean anything I said back there. Not a word. from Elf (2003)
I didn't put it.... it's spaghetti. from Elf (2003)
I don't belong anywhere. from Elf (2003)
I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere. from Elf (2003)
I don't care that you're an elf, that you're nuts. from Elf (2003)
I don't care that you're my son! from Elf (2003)
I don't know if this is the hard hitting news you're used to covering in Buffalo. from Elf (2003)
I don't know what to do. from Elf (2003)
I don't know what you're making such a big deal about. from Elf (2003)
I don't know why somebody's gunning for my job, but look, let's remain a team. from Elf (2003)
I don't know, Connie. I've never declawed kittens before. from Elf (2003)
I don't think this is the place my dad was talking about. from Elf (2003)
I don't want you to leave. from Elf (2003)
I flew in just to hear this pitch and I intend to. from Elf (2003)
I found you, Daddy from Elf (2003)
I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life. from Elf (2003)
I got a plan. from Elf (2003)
I got one idea that I'm especially psyched out of my mind about. from Elf (2003)
I hadn't really planned it out, but I was thinking, like, forever. from Elf (2003)
I hate to do this, but can you help me pick up the slack on those Etch A Sketches? from Elf (2003)
I have no time, so, you know.... from Elf (2003)
I heard you singing. from Elf (2003)
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. from Elf (2003)
I knew that you'd come. I love you for coming. from Elf (2003)
I knew you'd find it, Mr. Elf. from Elf (2003)
I know him. from Elf (2003)
I know you are. from Elf (2003)
I know you may be a little, um.... from Elf (2003)
I know, I'm right, I listen to you. You have great ideas. from Elf (2003)
I know, you see, I told you guys. from Elf (2003)
I know. I'm in work clothes. from Elf (2003)
I love him so much and I think he's the greatest dad in the world. from Elf (2003)
I love syrup. from Elf (2003)
I love you, I love you, I love you from Elf (2003)
I love you. from Elf (2003)
I love you. I'll call you in five minutes. from Elf (2003)
I made 85. from Elf (2003)
I mean, as soon as possible. from Elf (2003)
I mean, just see how low the Clausometer is. from Elf (2003)
I mean, look at that. from Elf (2003)
I mean, look at that. from Elf (2003)
I mean, not really. from Elf (2003)
I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night. from Elf (2003)
I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands. from Elf (2003)
I mean, what are we gonna do? We can't leave him alone here. from Elf (2003)
I mean, wow. Wow. from Elf (2003)
I need an elf's help. from Elf (2003)
I need the interior of that car to be 71 degrees exactly. from Elf (2003)
I need to tell you something. from Elf (2003)
I painted a picture of a butterfly. from Elf (2003)
I promise I'll go right to sleep. from Elf (2003)
I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me. from Elf (2003)
I said, "I know who I'm gonna call. Walter Hobbs." from Elf (2003)
I saw something fall from the sky into the middle of Central Park. from Elf (2003)
I saw you at the retreat. You're looking good. from Elf (2003)
I see. from Elf (2003)
I see. And, uh, is this an emergency? from Elf (2003)
I think they're too small. from Elf (2003)
I think we should take a $30,000 bath so some kid can understand... from Elf (2003)
I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly. from Elf (2003)
I walked all day and night to find you. from Elf (2003)
I wanna hear the damn thing now. Son, you'll have to wait. from Elf (2003)
I wanna make shoes! from Elf (2003)
I was his adopted father. from Elf (2003)
I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold. from Elf (2003)
I was walking around, I saw this thing and my daughter pointed it out to me. from Elf (2003)
I.... from Elf (2003)
I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water. from Elf (2003)
I'll come and visit you in a little while, okay? from Elf (2003)
I'll put in a good word with the big man. from Elf (2003)
I'll see you tomorrow. from Elf (2003)
I'll start with the cover. Picture this. from Elf (2003)
I'll try. Papa taught me how. from Elf (2003)
I'm 26 years old, I got nothing to show for it. from Elf (2003)
I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins. from Elf (2003)
I'm Buddy the elf. from Elf (2003)
I'm Charlotte Dennon, New York One. from Elf (2003)
I'm getting too old for this job. from Elf (2003)
I'm gonna be a little bit short on today's quota. from Elf (2003)
I'm gonna be back in town on the 24th. from Elf (2003)
I'm gonna be later than I thought, okay? from Elf (2003)
I'm here with another eyewitness who has his own version. from Elf (2003)
I'm here with my dad from Elf (2003)
I'm in a store And I'm singing from Elf (2003)
I'm not an elf, Santa. I can't do anything right. from Elf (2003)
I'm not done with the engine. from Elf (2003)
I'm not gonna charge you, bring them by and I'll see what I can do. from Elf (2003)
I'm not messing with you. from Elf (2003)
I'm scared, Dad. He's gone. from Elf (2003)
I'm singing I'm in a store, and I'm singing from Elf (2003)
I'm skipping, I'm skipping. from Elf (2003)
I'm sorry, Papa. from Elf (2003)
I'm sorry, what? from Elf (2003)
I'm standing here outside Central Park... from Elf (2003)
I'm the worst toy maker in the world. from Elf (2003)
I'm usually the one making breakfast. from Elf (2003)
I've been to New York thousands of times. from Elf (2003)
I've gotta go to work, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio. from Elf (2003)
If you sing alone, you can sing in front of others. No difference. from Elf (2003)
If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs, you will pitch me this book right now. from Elf (2003)
In a good way. from Elf (2003)
Is there sugar in syrup? from Elf (2003)
It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot. from Elf (2003)
It dropped off the sleigh back over there a ways. from Elf (2003)
It is a crappy cup of coffee. from Elf (2003)
It sounds like this: from Elf (2003)
It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee. from Elf (2003)
It worked. It's you. from Elf (2003)
It's a boy. Buddy's your son. from Elf (2003)
It's a Kringle 3000. from Elf (2003)
It's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle. from Elf (2003)
It's a thrill just to be talking to you on our speaker phone. from Elf (2003)
It's a wonderful place filled with wondrous creatures. from Elf (2003)
It's all right, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
It's existential yet it's so accessible. from Elf (2003)
It's gonna have to wait. from Elf (2003)
It's gonna have to wait. from Elf (2003)
It's great to meet you. from Elf (2003)
It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture. from Elf (2003)
It's me, Buddy. Your brother. from Elf (2003)
It's me, your son. Susan Welles had me. from Elf (2003)
It's me! from Elf (2003)
It's Miles Finch's notebook. This thing is chock full of genius ideas. from Elf (2003)
It's Miles Finch's notebook. This thing is chock full of genius ideas. from Elf (2003)
It's not evil, Buddy, it's the radiator. from Elf (2003)
It's not very shiny. from Elf (2003)
It's scary to look at. It's.... from Elf (2003)
It's sucky. from Elf (2003)
It's the Central Park Rangers. from Elf (2003)
It's the real Santa. We need to get these cameras back on. from Elf (2003)
It's time to go to sleep. from Elf (2003)
It's very purply. from Elf (2003)
It's very sucky. from Elf (2003)
JOVIE: Come with me. from Elf (2003)
JOVIE: Do I wanna eat food? from Elf (2003)
JOVIE: Hi. from Elf (2003)
JOVIE: Well, I just had my lunch break. from Elf (2003)
Jovie. from Elf (2003)
Just how many Etch A Sketches did you get finished? from Elf (2003)
Just keep your receipts. from Elf (2003)
Just need some alone time. from Elf (2003)
Just reach out in front of you and take a sip. from Elf (2003)
Just who the heck are you and what is your problem? from Elf (2003)
KID: This is neat. from Elf (2003)
Kids, they're already vulnerable. from Elf (2003)
L'd like a black S500 to receive me at the airport. from Elf (2003)
L'll be there tomorrow. Seventy one degrees. from Elf (2003)
L'll never forget you. Love, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog. from Elf (2003)
Leon says New York is pretty different. from Elf (2003)
Let me just finish this meeting and then we'll figure it out, okay? from Elf (2003)
Let the kid talk. from Elf (2003)
Let's go. from Elf (2003)
Like who? from Elf (2003)
Listen, it's a place where mail from all over the world comes. from Elf (2003)
Listen, Miles. Listen, Miles. from Elf (2003)
Ln a magical land called New York City. from Elf (2003)
Lookie here. from Elf (2003)
Looks like a Christmas tree. from Elf (2003)
Ls singing loud for all to hear from Elf (2003)
Lt was amazing. And everybody's going crazy. from Elf (2003)
Lt was Santa's sleigh. from Elf (2003)
Lt's a job only an elf can do. from Elf (2003)
Lt's the profession that every elf aspires to. from Elf (2003)
Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, okay? from Elf (2003)
MAN [ON PA]: Attention all Gimbels shoppers. from Elf (2003)
MAN 2: Can you sign this for me? from Elf (2003)
MANAGER: Psst. from Elf (2003)
MANAGER: This is the North Pole. from Elf (2003)
Maybe all they need is just a little Christmas spirit. from Elf (2003)
Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have a home. from Elf (2003)
Maybe it isn't the printer who's gotten sloppy. from Elf (2003)
Merry Christmas, my angel. from Elf (2003)
Merry Christmas. from Elf (2003)
Merry Christmas. from Elf (2003)
Michael, Michael. from Elf (2003)
Michael, Michael. from Elf (2003)
Michael, wait up. from Elf (2003)
Michael, where you going? Michael. from Elf (2003)
Michael, would you open this hatch for me, please? from Elf (2003)
MICHAEL: All right, I got every weapon in the game. from Elf (2003)
MICHAEL: Oh, man. One got away. from Elf (2003)
MICHAEL: Ornaments. Ornaments. Okay. from Elf (2003)
MICHAEL: The girl you're staring at. from Elf (2003)
Michael. from Elf (2003)
Miles Finch. from Elf (2003)
Miles, I'm sorry. He thinks he's an elf. from Elf (2003)
Miles, so, what do you think? Can you fly in tomorrow? from Elf (2003)
MILES: Great. from Elf (2003)
MILES: I'll give you five hours tomorrow, not a minute more. from Elf (2003)
MILES: That's it, I'm gone. Miles. from Elf (2003)
MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom. from Elf (2003)
MING MING: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise. from Elf (2003)
MING MING: You're just special. from Elf (2003)
Mm hm. from Elf (2003)
Mm. from Elf (2003)
Mmm. from Elf (2003)
Mmm. from Elf (2003)
Morning, Jack. from Elf (2003)
Morning. from Elf (2003)
MORRIS: And his best idea is about a peach that lives on a farm. from Elf (2003)
MORRIS: Uh.... from Elf (2003)
Mr. Finch, Eugene Dupree here. from Elf (2003)
My dad works there? from Elf (2003)
My favorite book of yours has gotta be Gus' Pickles. from Elf (2003)
My finger has a heartbeat. from Elf (2003)
My name's Buddy. from Elf (2003)
My people estimate we're gonna post a minus 8 for this quarter. from Elf (2003)
My two top writers, my crack team, my fun squad... from Elf (2003)
Never been in this room before. from Elf (2003)
Nice raccoon! I just wanted a hug. from Elf (2003)
No human being has ever set foot in Santa's workshop. from Elf (2003)
No problem. Be great to have you in the loop. from Elf (2003)
No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. from Elf (2003)
No, Buddy, there's something I have to tell you right now. Um.... from Elf (2003)
No, Buddy, you're not a cotton headed ninny muggins. from Elf (2003)
No, but things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order. from Elf (2003)
No, don't tell my kid what to do. from Elf (2003)
No, hold on, Miles. Deb, hang up. from Elf (2003)
No, it's the world's best cup of coffee. from Elf (2003)
No, Michael. Wait, it's your brother. Mich from Elf (2003)
No, no. Buddy, don't, uh.... from Elf (2003)
No, there isn't. Wait. from Elf (2003)
No, we don't do that kind of work here, pal. from Elf (2003)
No, you're not. You're just moving your lips. from Elf (2003)
No! from Elf (2003)
No! from Elf (2003)
No. I just wanted to meet you and I thought you might wanna meet me. from Elf (2003)
No. No. All right? from Elf (2003)
Nope. Not Santa. from Elf (2003)
Not candy. And if she says yes, you're in. from Elf (2003)
Not just a skateboard. from Elf (2003)
Not too fast, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Now go. from Elf (2003)
Now, just picture this: from Elf (2003)
Now, look at the size of this one. from Elf (2003)
Now, over here is the trench. from Elf (2003)
Number one. from Elf (2003)
Of course you can. from Elf (2003)
Of course you're not. You're 6 foot 3 and had a beard since you were 15. from Elf (2003)
Officer Tom, this is my dad. This is Walter. from Elf (2003)
Oh, and another thing, if you're gonna be staying here... from Elf (2003)
Oh, come on, Walter. I'm sure he doesn't actually think he's an elf. from Elf (2003)
Oh, good. And then after that? from Elf (2003)
Oh, I know that. from Elf (2003)
Oh, I love it. from Elf (2003)
Oh, it's easy. It's like talking. from Elf (2003)
Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. from Elf (2003)
Oh, it's very sucky. from Elf (2003)
Oh, my God. Walter, this is wonderful. from Elf (2003)
Oh, no. from Elf (2003)
Oh, no. No, I can't stay home tomorrow. I have a budget meeting tomorrow. from Elf (2003)
Oh, no. These guys are bad news. from Elf (2003)
Oh, thank you, Jovie. That's very sweet. from Elf (2003)
Oh, that's good. from Elf (2003)
Oh, wait. Yes, it is. from Elf (2003)
Oh, wonderful. Yes. from Elf (2003)
Oh, yeah, sure, he just got off the cell phone with me. from Elf (2003)
Oh! Ah! from Elf (2003)
Oh. from Elf (2003)
Oh. from Elf (2003)
Oh. from Elf (2003)
Oh. I'm a human raised by humans. from Elf (2003)
Okay, I love you. Bye. from Elf (2003)
Okay, I understand. from Elf (2003)
Okay, I'll come back later. from Elf (2003)
Okay, I'll work there. from Elf (2003)
Okay, I'm going toward.... from Elf (2003)
Okay, I'm gonna hang up now. from Elf (2003)
Okay, it's okay, it's okay. Everything's fine. from Elf (2003)
Okay, just start making as many snowballs as you can. from Elf (2003)
Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town. from Elf (2003)
Okay, the tree thing was bad. I'll get him to plant another one. from Elf (2003)
Okay, when you feel comfortable, you just jump in. from Elf (2003)
Okay? from Elf (2003)
Okay? Because if I go, we all go. from Elf (2003)
Okay. from Elf (2003)
Okay. from Elf (2003)
Okay. from Elf (2003)
Okay. from Elf (2003)
Okay. Go to sleep now. from Elf (2003)
Okay. Well, obviously, we have a new development in the story. from Elf (2003)
Okay. What have we got here? from Elf (2003)
Only the Central Park Rangers now remain in the Park. from Elf (2003)
Only two weeks left till Christmas. from Elf (2003)
Ooh. from Elf (2003)
Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds... from Elf (2003)
Out? from Elf (2003)
Ow! Oh. from Elf (2003)
Ow. from Elf (2003)
Ow. from Elf (2003)
Ow. Hey, what ? from Elf (2003)
PAPA ELF: And so, with a little help, Buddy managed to save Christmas. from Elf (2003)
PAPA ELF: Buddy, are you okay? from Elf (2003)
PAPA ELF: I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father... from Elf (2003)
PAPA ELF: I'll always be here for you. from Elf (2003)
PAPA ELF: Oh, hello. from Elf (2003)
PAPA ELF: Where do the reindeer get their magic from? from Elf (2003)
Papa says my real father lives in a magical place far away. from Elf (2003)
Passion fruit spray? from Elf (2003)
Picture this: from Elf (2003)
Please make your final purchases. from Elf (2003)
Police. Hello? from Elf (2003)
Poppy wants to see you. from Elf (2003)
Pull, Dancer. Pull, Dasher. from Elf (2003)
Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing. from Elf (2003)
Really? from Elf (2003)
Really? What's it like? from Elf (2003)
Right. from Elf (2003)
Santa must have called you. from Elf (2003)
Santa, here? I know him. from Elf (2003)
Santa, I caught up. from Elf (2003)
Santa, I'm not done with the engine yet. from Elf (2003)
Santa, why are they chasing us? from Elf (2003)
SANTA: All right, all right. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Come on, you can do it. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Go! from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Hyah! Hyah! from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Just a little more. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Listen, some people, they just lose sight of what's important in life. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Prancer, whoa, come on, come on. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: So I hear you're going on a little journey to the big city. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Wait. Wait, Michael, my list. from Elf (2003)
SANTA: Yah! Yah! Yah! from Elf (2003)
Santa! Oh, my God! from Elf (2003)
Santa! Sant from Elf (2003)
Santa? from Elf (2003)
Santa. from Elf (2003)
Santa. from Elf (2003)
Santa. from Elf (2003)
Santa's coming. from Elf (2003)
Santa's sleigh. from Elf (2003)
Santa's sleigh. Well, there you have it. Santa's in Manhattan. from Elf (2003)
Scan and find the floor each piece is moving to. from Elf (2003)
Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas. from Elf (2003)
See, Buddy, you're not a cotton headed ninny muggins. from Elf (2003)
See, I see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to make me feel bad... from Elf (2003)
Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me. from Elf (2003)
Ship them. from Elf (2003)
Six inch ribbon curls, honey. from Elf (2003)
Slap it on real quick. We've got to get going. from Elf (2003)
Snowball. from Elf (2003)
Snuck into your sack at the orphanage. from Elf (2003)
So Buddy stayed with an older elf who had always wanted a child... from Elf (2003)
So did you, uh, sleep okay last night? from Elf (2003)
So felonies are fun now? I thought, see, felonies were felonies. from Elf (2003)
So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? from Elf (2003)
So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face... from Elf (2003)
So I think I speak for my fellow board members when I say: from Elf (2003)
So I'm here now from Elf (2003)
So on the cover above the title.... from Elf (2003)
So Santa had a decision to make. from Elf (2003)
So where were you for the last 30 years? from Elf (2003)
So will you be staying with us, then? from Elf (2003)
So you're really Santa Claus? from Elf (2003)
So, Dad, I planned out our whole day. from Elf (2003)
So, uh, you're...? from Elf (2003)
So, um, you'd like me to breast feed him? from Elf (2003)
So, what are we gonna build? from Elf (2003)
So, what are you doing here? Did Gimbels give you your job back? from Elf (2003)
So? from Elf (2003)
So.... from Elf (2003)
Son of a nutcracker. from Elf (2003)
Sorry I can't ride the rest of the way, but this is where my dad works. from Elf (2003)
Sorry to interrupt your first big news story, Charlotte... from Elf (2003)
Sorry, sorry. from Elf (2003)
Sorry. from Elf (2003)
Sorry. from Elf (2003)
Sorry. from Elf (2003)
Sorry. from Elf (2003)
Sorry. Sorry. from Elf (2003)
Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas carol. from Elf (2003)
Special talents, in fact, like.... Special talents? from Elf (2003)
Stan Tobias wants a power pumper water rifle." from Elf (2003)
Sure enough, you showed up. You did. from Elf (2003)
Sure. from Elf (2003)
Susan Welles. You said Susan Welles? from Elf (2003)
Sweetheart, can you tell me what you saw falling out of the sky? from Elf (2003)
Syrup in coffee? from Elf (2003)
TEACHER: Number three. from Elf (2003)
TEACHER: Number two. from Elf (2003)
Tell me, Michael, what do you want for Christmas? from Elf (2003)
Tell me, where'd you get this picture? from Elf (2003)
Thank you. from Elf (2003)
Thank you. from Elf (2003)
Thank you. Thank you. from Elf (2003)
Thank you. Thank you. from Elf (2003)
Thanks, Buddy. from Elf (2003)
Thanks, but I don't sing. from Elf (2003)
Thanks. Your costume is pretty. from Elf (2003)
That does not happen. from Elf (2003)
That doesn't mean they can't find their way again. Huh? from Elf (2003)
That frigging puppy and pigeon are tanking hard, Hobbs. from Elf (2003)
That is, until about 30 years ago. from Elf (2003)
That puts you... from Elf (2003)
That you haven't exactly been there for him. from Elf (2003)
That's That's ridiculous. from Elf (2003)
That's a joke, isn't it, Dad? from Elf (2003)
That's good. That's good. from Elf (2003)
That's okay. You get started, I'll catch up. from Elf (2003)
That's shocking. from Elf (2003)
That's the other thing I wanted to talk to you about. from Elf (2003)
That's very impossible. from Elf (2003)
That's what I would do. from Elf (2003)
That's why I came up with this little beauty in the '60s. from Elf (2003)
That's your signature, right? from Elf (2003)
The best way to spread Christmas cheer from Elf (2003)
The book was Elf, a fictional story about an adopted elf named Buddy... from Elf (2003)
The Clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero. from Elf (2003)
The engine broke free of her mounts. from Elf (2003)
The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps. from Elf (2003)
The Miles Finch? from Elf (2003)
The North Pole. from Elf (2003)
The only thing that people can agree on... from Elf (2003)
The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years. from Elf (2003)
The sleigh won't fly because there's no Christmas spirit. from Elf (2003)
The sooner you sit still, the sooner we can get this mess over with. from Elf (2003)
The trick is to not get your arm caught in the door. from Elf (2003)
The whole world saw me, all would be lost. from Elf (2003)
Then eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can. from Elf (2003)
Then lose the tights. from Elf (2003)
Then yes! from Elf (2003)
There are only three jobs available to an elf. from Elf (2003)
There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf... from Elf (2003)
There we are. There you are. from Elf (2003)
There, there. from Elf (2003)
There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window. from Elf (2003)
There's just no Christmas spirit anymore. from Elf (2003)
These forces are highly trained but rarely see action. from Elf (2003)
They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on 11 th. from Elf (2003)
They shut my water off. from Elf (2003)
They tried using gnomes and trolls... from Elf (2003)
They're ginormous. from Elf (2003)
They're kind of pissed about this. from Elf (2003)
This better be good. from Elf (2003)
This is incredible. from Elf (2003)
This one has obviously gotten sloppy. from Elf (2003)
Though Buddy grew twice as fast... from Elf (2003)
Thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses and eat cookie dough... from Elf (2003)
Tickle fight, tickle fight. from Elf (2003)
Two whole pages are missing. The story doesn't make any sense. from Elf (2003)
Ugh. from Elf (2003)
Uh.... from Elf (2003)
Um.... from Elf (2003)
Up, up, go up. from Elf (2003)
Usually you guys just, you know, put my name into "Jingle Bells" or something. from Elf (2003)
Very generous of you. from Elf (2003)
Vixen, up, up. from Elf (2003)
Wait a minute. The 24th, that's Christmas Eve. from Elf (2003)
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, one more, one more. from Elf (2003)
Wait. from Elf (2003)
Wait. Um.... from Elf (2003)
Walter here. from Elf (2003)
Walter started his own independent publishing company. from Elf (2003)
Walter, Buddy has made us breakfast. Isn't that nice? from Elf (2003)
Walter, he's your son. from Elf (2003)
Walter, just bring him home. Introduce him to Emily and Michael. from Elf (2003)
WALTER: "To someone special." from Elf (2003)
WALTER: Francisco. Hello, Mr. Hobbs. from Elf (2003)
WALTER: I really can't talk right now. Just tell me how the pitch went. from Elf (2003)
WALTER: Uh huh. from Elf (2003)
We all just have different talents, that's all. from Elf (2003)
We better get out of here. from Elf (2003)
We bring in Miles Finch. from Elf (2003)