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Snakes On A Plane "Snakes on a Plane" is a thrilling action-packed film released in 2006 that captivated audiences with its

Snakes On A Plane

"Snakes on a Plane" is a thrilling action-packed film released in 2006 that captivated audiences with its unique and daring plot. Directed by David R. Ellis, this adrenaline-fueled adventure stars one of Hollywood's most prominent actors, Samuel L. Jackson, in the lead role. Jackson's charismatic and intense performance as FBI Agent Neville Flynn adds a magnetic touch to the film.

The story revolves around a group of venomous snakes that are unleashed on an airplane mid-flight, turning it into a deadly battlefield. As chaos ensues and panic spreads through the passengers, Agent Flynn must lead the fight against these slithering, venomous predators to ensure their survival.

The movie's title became iconic, conjuring a mix of excitement and fear. If you're curious to relive the suspenseful moments or want to experience them for the first time, you can easily play and download the sounds from this thrilling film here.

With its gripping storyline, intense performances, and thrilling moments, "Snakes on a Plane" is a must-watch for fans of action and adventure.

A 10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.
A 10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.
A cobra and a rattlesnake, okay?
A cobra and a rattlesnake, okay?
A free travel coupon won't help me get to my meeting on time, now will it?
A free travel coupon won't help me get to my meeting on time, now will it?
A lifejacket is located in a pouch under your seat.
A lifejacket is located in a pouch under your seat.
A'ite, ladies.
A'ite, ladies.
About the same time as first.
About the same time as first.
About the weather the whole way home. Get Bruno.
About the weather the whole way home. Get Bruno.
Access panel door
Access panel door
Accidents happen.
Accidents happen.
Actually cure with a good night's rest.
Actually cure with a good night's rest.
Aft section and over each wing.
Aft section and over each wing.
After all night stakeouts, you know?
After all night stakeouts, you know?
Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders,
Agent Flynn, Agent Sanders,
Agent Flynn.
Agent Flynn.
All about it.
All about it.
All praises to the PlayStation.
All praises to the PlayStation.
All right, all right, "Booty Go Thump."
All right, all right, "Booty Go Thump."
All right, brace yourselves, you guys, this is it.
All right, brace yourselves, you guys, this is it.
All right, everybody make sure
All right, everybody make sure
All right, I got this. You go get it.
All right, I got this. You go get it.
All right, I'll see you on the other side.
All right, I'll see you on the other side.
All right, look, we gotta make sure we got some more of this, all right?
All right, look, we gotta make sure we got some more of this, all right?
All right, so where's this outflow breaker panel
All right, so where's this outflow breaker panel
All right, take the position.
All right, take the position.
All right, we have to we have to suck out the poison.
All right, we have to we have to suck out the poison.
All right, well, who in Hawaii would do that?
All right, well, who in Hawaii would do that?
All right, whassup? Whassup, y'all?
All right, whassup? Whassup, y'all?
All right, y'all, God bless you. I gotta get out of here
All right, y'all, God bless you. I gotta get out of here
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Coming.
All right. Coming.
All right. Well, I know what I gotta do.
All right. Well, I know what I gotta do.
All we have is this.
All we have is this.
All we need is a digital camera and a computer.
All we need is a digital camera and a computer.
Aloha all Island Express passengers...
Aloha all Island Express passengers...
Aloha.
Aloha.
An oxygen mask will automatically drop
An oxygen mask will automatically drop
And and I'll call you back, okay?
And and I'll call you back, okay?
And adjust loosely at the front.
And adjust loosely at the front.
And an exotic shipment like this would only come through a dealer. So...
And an exotic shipment like this would only come through a dealer. So...
And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit
And any one of those slimy little pieces of shit
And attempted murder and get that piece of shit attorney on the phone.
And attempted murder and get that piece of shit attorney on the phone.
And blame him, me and the government for getting you into this.
And blame him, me and the government for getting you into this.
And call the Coast Guard.
And call the Coast Guard.
And catch this flight, all right? Y'all take care. Catch the next album.
And catch this flight, all right? Y'all take care. Catch the next album.
And claim absolutely no involvement
And claim absolutely no involvement
And count very slowly to 10.
And count very slowly to 10.
And customs uses him as their go to guy
And customs uses him as their go to guy
And find that guy!
And find that guy!
And hey, good luck with those Antiguan racers.
And hey, good luck with those Antiguan racers.
And I did try it. I figure, why spend all my time
And I did try it. I figure, why spend all my time
And I don't need to tell you to be careful.
And I don't need to tell you to be careful.
And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less.
And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less.
And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less.
And I need him in my ear or at my side in 20 minutes or less.
And I need the cargo manifest for every scrap of freight
And I need the cargo manifest for every scrap of freight
And I tell you the truth?
And I tell you the truth?
And I will be back to check on the winner.
And I will be back to check on the winner.
And if you don't mind me saying,
And if you don't mind me saying,
And it's going to be cold.
And it's going to be cold.
And kiss your ass goodbye.
And kiss your ass goodbye.
And let's build a wall. Let's go!
And let's build a wall. Let's go!
And look at you now, Mr. Prosecutor, huh?
And look at you now, Mr. Prosecutor, huh?
And make no mistake,
And make no mistake,
And my approach vectors, and I'll be fine.
And my approach vectors, and I'll be fine.
And no one in Hawaii, because snakes aren't indigenous to Hawaii.
And no one in Hawaii, because snakes aren't indigenous to Hawaii.
And oxygen. You gotta get us down as fast as you can.
And oxygen. You gotta get us down as fast as you can.
And police corruption at the highest levels,
And police corruption at the highest levels,
And protect your head. Use your arms.
And protect your head. Use your arms.
And start working together.
And start working together.
And the business to the next level.
And the business to the next level.
And then feeding him to some pigs.
And then feeding him to some pigs.
And then find some way to keep this mother
And then find some way to keep this mother
And then they put a freaking dog next to me. What the hell is next?
And then they put a freaking dog next to me. What the hell is next?
And they'll take good care of y'all. Thank you.
And they'll take good care of y'all. Thank you.
And this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker.
And this bird goes down faster than a Thai hooker.
And to order every available helicopter crew to be ready.
And to order every available helicopter crew to be ready.
And unloading of passengers only.
And unloading of passengers only.
And use runway 2 4 left.
And use runway 2 4 left.
And we'll begin boarding as soon as possible.
And we'll begin boarding as soon as possible.
And we're 30,000 feet in the air.
And we're 30,000 feet in the air.
And we're gonna move towards the front, okay?
And we're gonna move towards the front, okay?
And when you open your eyes, you make the funniest face you can at each other.
And when you open your eyes, you make the funniest face you can at each other.
And whoever laughs first loses.
And whoever laughs first loses.
And you, I'm gonna miss you.
And you, I'm gonna miss you.
Any idea how long this turbulence will last?
Any idea how long this turbulence will last?
Anything else I should know about you?
Anything else I should know about you?
Anyway, heat's the least of our worries.
Anyway, heat's the least of our worries.
Are they allowed to do that?
Are they allowed to do that?
Are we landing?
Are we landing?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure about this?
Are you sure about this?
Area's secure. Send in Dr. Price now.
Area's secure. Send in Dr. Price now.
As the flight attendants demonstrate
As the flight attendants demonstrate
As they become available.
As they become available.
Ask what you did?
Ask what you did?
Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.
At least a day, maybe two.
At least a day, maybe two.
At the controls of a video game?
At the controls of a video game?
Aw, fuck!
Aw, fuck!
Aw, fuck!
Aw, fuck!
Aw, shit, Rick, we got smoke.
Aw, shit, Rick, we got smoke.
Baby got back, front and side to side.
Baby got back, front and side to side.
Back away from me. Get up off me, man. Back up off me.
Back away from me. Get up off me, man. Back up off me.
Bad boy.
Bad boy.
Be back soon as I can.
Be back soon as I can.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Because they were cold blooded.
Because they were cold blooded.
Becomes revolution.
Becomes revolution.
Before everything gets crazy out there, I wanna say thanks.
Before everything gets crazy out there, I wanna say thanks.
Before you commandeer the plane.
Before you commandeer the plane.
Bet you're even gonna have fun.
Bet you're even gonna have fun.
Between us and the snakes!
Between us and the snakes!
Big plane, plenty of places to do it.
Big plane, plenty of places to do it.
Black car, go!
Black car, go!
Both here in Hawaii and on the mainland.
Both here in Hawaii and on the mainland.
Brakes! Brakes, Troy!
Brakes! Brakes, Troy!
Breathe deep.
Breathe deep.
Breathe, breathe.
Breathe, breathe.
Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple counts of murder
Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple counts of murder
But Eddie Kim lives in LA.
But Eddie Kim lives in LA.
But here's the thing:
But here's the thing:
But I am worried about you if you don't.
But I am worried about you if you don't.
But I don't even recognize you right now,
But I don't even recognize you right now,
But I'm sorry about pushing you.
But I'm sorry about pushing you.
But if you want to survive tonight,
But if you want to survive tonight,
But maybe next time, you people could give us a little heads up
But maybe next time, you people could give us a little heads up
But no,
But no,
But that would make that snake illegal, wouldn't it?
But that would make that snake illegal, wouldn't it?
But there's only one correct choice:
But there's only one correct choice:
But there's plenty of room for you to stretch out in coach,
But there's plenty of room for you to stretch out in coach,
But we'll be above most of it. If you need anything at all,
But we'll be above most of it. If you need anything at all,
But why don't we leapfrog all that bullshit,
But why don't we leapfrog all that bullshit,
But you got a strong tailwind. Advise, come around
But you got a strong tailwind. Advise, come around
But you have to be brave for him now, okay?
But you have to be brave for him now, okay?
By gouging out his eyes
By gouging out his eyes
Call me.
Call me.
Can I see you for a moment, please?
Can I see you for a moment, please?
Can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic
Can trip a circuit or a relay or a hydraulic
Captain!
Captain!
Captain?
Captain?
Cautiously!
Cautiously!
Claire, Claire, I'll do it.
Claire, Claire, I'll do it.
Claire.
Claire.
Claire.
Claire.
Claire.
Claire.
Clean this up.
Clean this up.
Coach ain't looking so bad after all.
Coach ain't looking so bad after all.
Coach? Is it safe there?
Coach? Is it safe there?
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, baby!
Come on, baby!
Come on, let's go. My little cowgirl.
Come on, let's go. My little cowgirl.
Come on, move move move! Come on, come on.
Come on, move move move! Come on, come on.
Come on, push.
Come on, push.
Come on, quicker!
Come on, quicker!
Come on, take it easy, buddy. You okay?
Come on, take it easy, buddy. You okay?
Come on, take us home, dawg.
Come on, take us home, dawg.
Come on, Tommy, let's go.
Come on, Tommy, let's go.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Help me out here!
Come on! Help me out here!
Come on! Somebody get me another fire extinguisher!
Come on! Somebody get me another fire extinguisher!
Come on.
Come on.
Come through! Hurry, hurry!
Come through! Hurry, hurry!
Come with us to LA,
Come with us to LA,
Could he have shopped locally?
Could he have shopped locally?
Could we ask for Bruno from Simply Corporate?
Could we ask for Bruno from Simply Corporate?
Couldn't breathe.
Couldn't breathe.
Couldn't have done this without you.
Couldn't have done this without you.
Details remain sketchy in the brutal slaying yesterday
Details remain sketchy in the brutal slaying yesterday
Did anyone see the snake that bit this boy?
Did anyone see the snake that bit this boy?
Did I just hear there's no first class?
Did I just hear there's no first class?
Do as I say and you live.
Do as I say and you live.
Do as I say, and you live.
Do as I say, and you live.
Do as I say, and you live.
Do as I say, and you live.
Do it now!
Do it now!
Do you guys hear that?
Do you guys hear that?
Do you have any olive oil on the plane?
Do you have any olive oil on the plane?
Do you know who's working today? I didn't get a crew list.
Do you know who's working today? I didn't get a crew list.
Do you like roller coaster rides?
Do you like roller coaster rides?
Do you remember the first thing I ever said to you?
Do you remember the first thing I ever said to you?
Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?
Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?
Do you think she'll want some Xanax?
Do you think she'll want some Xanax?
Do you think you can fly with one hand?
Do you think you can fly with one hand?
Do your business.
Do your business.
Doc, I'm gonna e mail you some pictures, all right?
Doc, I'm gonna e mail you some pictures, all right?
Doc, photos are coming to you now.
Doc, photos are coming to you now.
Don't let anybody down.
Don't let anybody down.
Don't worry, Mary Kate.
Don't worry, Mary Kate.
Down down down.
Down down down.
Down, down!
Down, down!
Dr. Price?
Dr. Price?
Duke.
Duke.
Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane
Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane
Elena, by we, I mean you.
Elena, by we, I mean you.
Enough is enough!
Enough is enough!
Even carry foreign antivenom.
Even carry foreign antivenom.
Ever heard of e mail, dick wad?
Ever heard of e mail, dick wad?
Ever heard of Eddie Kim?
Ever heard of Eddie Kim?
Ever heard of Eddie Kim?
Ever heard of Eddie Kim?
Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier
Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier
Everybody strap in.
Everybody strap in.
Everybody, buckle up now! Now!
Everybody, buckle up now! Now!
Everybody, listen, they have the antivenom.
Everybody, listen, they have the antivenom.
Everybody, move forward!
Everybody, move forward!
Exactly. Now it's your turn.
Exactly. Now it's your turn.
FBI's escorting some guy to LA.
FBI's escorting some guy to LA.
Fire extinguisher!
Fire extinguisher!
Five whole hours.
Five whole hours.
Flight 121
Flight 121
Flynn, are you okay?
Flynn, are you okay?
Flynn, Flynn!
Flynn, Flynn!
Flynn, it's Harris.
Flynn, it's Harris.
Flynn, the captain's patching us through to Harris for the flight.
Flynn, the captain's patching us through to Harris for the flight.
Flynn!
Flynn!
For any animal smuggling cases.
For any animal smuggling cases.
For his high profile pursuit of reputed mobster Edward Kim.
For his high profile pursuit of reputed mobster Edward Kim.
For our honeymoon?
For our honeymoon?
For possession of illegal snakes. There he is. That's him.
For possession of illegal snakes. There he is. That's him.
For this black velvet...
For this black velvet...
Forget about that.
Forget about that.
Forget about that.
Forget about that.
From a compartment above your seat.
From a compartment above your seat.
From midtown to downtown,
From midtown to downtown,
From the Kaena Point area.
From the Kaena Point area.
From this continent. They're from all over the globe.
From this continent. They're from all over the globe.
Front, come on. We gotta get to the front!
Front, come on. We gotta get to the front!
Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score.
Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score.
Fuck you, Eddie Kim.
Fuck you, Eddie Kim.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucker!
Fucker!
Fucking bitch! Get off my dick!
Fucking bitch! Get off my dick!
Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans!
Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans!
Funny. Does my premium awards membership come with sarcasm,
Funny. Does my premium awards membership come with sarcasm,
Gas or lethal injection.
Gas or lethal injection.
Get back!
Get back!
Get him up!
Get him up!
Get me NTSB.
Get me NTSB.
Get me off this plane!
Get me off this plane!
Get off me, man!
Get off me, man!
Get out of my way! Get out of the way!
Get out of my way! Get out of the way!
Get out!
Get out!
Get the door.
Get the door.
Get upstairs, come on.
Get upstairs, come on.
Gimme a break, man.
Gimme a break, man.
Give him a hand!
Give him a hand!
Go go go go!
Go go go go!
Go go go, that way!
Go go go, that way!
Go, get outta here.
Go, get outta here.
Go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go!
Go, quick! Move!
Go, quick! Move!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
God! "Do as I say, you live."
God! "Do as I say, you live."
Goddamn snake, honey!
Goddamn snake, honey!
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good on any South Pacific Air flight.
Good on any South Pacific Air flight.
Got it.
Got it.
Got their shit locked down tight.
Got their shit locked down tight.
Grab a tray table!
Grab a tray table!
Grab everything from the overheads, under the seats,
Grab everything from the overheads, under the seats,
Grab the first aid kit! Grace, hey hey hey...
Grab the first aid kit! Grace, hey hey hey...
Handle the occasional snake bite.
Handle the occasional snake bite.
Hang on to me. I've got you!
Hang on to me. I've got you!
Harder.
Harder.
Harris, so how's the new promotion?
Harris, so how's the new promotion?
Harris, Special Agent Harris.
Harris, Special Agent Harris.
Hayes has been in the news lately
Hayes has been in the news lately
He he said, man, can you believe this crap?
He he said, man, can you believe this crap?
He can't possibly guarantee
He can't possibly guarantee
He knows who you are!
He knows who you are!
He lives out in the desert.
He lives out in the desert.
He needs oxygen right away.
He needs oxygen right away.
He saw me!
He saw me!
He's he's some kind of hardcore snake specialist.
He's he's some kind of hardcore snake specialist.
He's not answering.
He's not answering.
He's right.
He's right.
He's the toughest son of a bitch I ever met.
He's the toughest son of a bitch I ever met.
Hear that, little man? Your brother's gonna be fine.
Hear that, little man? Your brother's gonna be fine.
Hell, yeah!
Hell, yeah!
Hello, can anybody hear me?
Hello, can anybody hear me?
Help me!
Help me!
Help!
Help!
Help! I need help!
Help! I need help!
Her doctor says she's bipolar.
Her doctor says she's bipolar.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here, babe.
Here, babe.
Here.
Here.
Here's some water. Come on, man, you got to drink water.
Here's some water. Come on, man, you got to drink water.
Hey hey hey hey.
Hey hey hey hey.
Hey hey hey, we have to figure something out.
Hey hey hey, we have to figure something out.
Hey hey hey! They're getting through the luggage, here, seriously.
Hey hey hey! They're getting through the luggage, here, seriously.
Hey, back up, back up. Back up!
Hey, back up, back up. Back up!
Hey, come on, relax.
Hey, come on, relax.
Hey, come on, relax.
Hey, come on, relax.
Hey, Doc, thank you.
Hey, Doc, thank you.
Hey, hey, don't stress it. Just joking.
Hey, hey, don't stress it. Just joking.
Hey, how's your boy?
Hey, how's your boy?
Hey, I would love to do this whole dance, you know,
Hey, I would love to do this whole dance, you know,
Hey, it's too Flynn, it's too hot.
Hey, it's too Flynn, it's too hot.
Hey, look, you know we go back to when we were kids, all right?
Hey, look, you know we go back to when we were kids, all right?
Hey, man,
Hey, man,
Hey, man, you playing that damn video game?
Hey, man, you playing that damn video game?
Hey, tell surveillance, don't let Eddie Kim out of their sight.
Hey, tell surveillance, don't let Eddie Kim out of their sight.
Hey, they got they got a snake guy on the phone.
Hey, they got they got a snake guy on the phone.
Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this, all right? Let me sign 'em for them.
Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this, all right? Let me sign 'em for them.
Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this, all right? Let me sign 'em for them.
Hey, Troy, Leroy, I got this, all right? Let me sign 'em for them.
Hey, whoa whoa whoa. It's only me. What's up?
Hey, whoa whoa whoa. It's only me. What's up?
Hey, will you look around?
Hey, will you look around?
Hey, y'all two get together, y'all might have,
Hey, y'all two get together, y'all might have,
Hey, yo, check it. Check it out, check it out.
Hey, yo, check it. Check it out, check it out.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, how are you doing?
Hi, how are you doing?
Hi, Tiffany. I'm Sean.
Hi, Tiffany. I'm Sean.
Hi. Oh, I'm really sorry about first class. Let me see if I can help
Hi. Oh, I'm really sorry about first class. Let me see if I can help
His hair plugs can't hurt you.
His hair plugs can't hurt you.
His name is Dr. Price.
His name is Dr. Price.
His name is Dr. Stephen Price.
His name is Dr. Stephen Price.
Hit that autopilot switch for me.
Hit that autopilot switch for me.
Hold it, hold it down. Push it down.
Hold it, hold it down. Push it down.
Hold my baby, please.
Hold my baby, please.
Hold on! Hold on!
Hold on! Hold on!
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Hot.
Hot.
How about the zoos? I mean, zoos got snakes, right?
How about the zoos? I mean, zoos got snakes, right?
How come there aren't more people on this flight?
How come there aren't more people on this flight?
How come there's no air coming out of here?
How come there's no air coming out of here?
How do you like flying in first class?
How do you like flying in first class?
How long does that give Mr. Mullet here to live?
How long does that give Mr. Mullet here to live?
How much longer do you think before we climb what happened?
How much longer do you think before we climb what happened?
How to get the AC back on.
How to get the AC back on.
How you doing, sweetie? You all right? There you go.
How you doing, sweetie? You all right? There you go.
How you feeling?
How you feeling?
How'd you get these guys to be so aggressive, that's what I'm wondering.
How'd you get these guys to be so aggressive, that's what I'm wondering.
How's my big boy?
How's my big boy?
Hula 1 2 1 heavy, you're descending through 23,000 feet.
Hula 1 2 1 heavy, you're descending through 23,000 feet.
Hula 1 2 1, heavy
Hula 1 2 1, heavy
Hula 1 2 1, heavy,
Hula 1 2 1, heavy,
Hula 1 2 1, heavy,
Hula 1 2 1, heavy,
Hula 1 2 1, heavy, Los Angeles tower.
Hula 1 2 1, heavy, Los Angeles tower.
Hula 1 2 1, heavy, pull up. Pull up.
Hula 1 2 1, heavy, pull up. Pull up.
Hurry!
Hurry!
Hurry!
Hurry!
Hya!
Hya!
I almost beat the last level.
I almost beat the last level.
I am not a zoologist, man.
I am not a zoologist, man.
I can identify maybe two of the snakes I've seen up here.
I can identify maybe two of the snakes I've seen up here.
I can never find anything in here.
I can never find anything in here.
I can't believe I'm gonna say this:
I can't believe I'm gonna say this:
I can't believe I'm saying this.
I can't believe I'm saying this.
I can't figure it out.
I can't figure it out.
I can't. I
I can't. I
I didn't turn out so bad, huh? Whoo!
I didn't turn out so bad, huh? Whoo!
I do something wrong here?
I do something wrong here?
I don't have time for westbound orientation.
I don't have time for westbound orientation.
I don't have time to be subtle.
I don't have time to be subtle.
I don't know if there's anything we can do.
I don't know if there's anything we can do.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know, man. He's in a lot of pain.
I don't know, man. He's in a lot of pain.
I don't know, man. I usually just hit reset and start the level over.
I don't know, man. I usually just hit reset and start the level over.
I enjoy the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
I enjoy the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
I flew with that man for 10 years.
I flew with that man for 10 years.
I go faster and the engines seize up;
I go faster and the engines seize up;
I got it!
I got it!
I got over 2,000 hours.
I got over 2,000 hours.
I gotta get off this plane, man.
I gotta get off this plane, man.
I gotta reset the breakers.
I gotta reset the breakers.
I gotta tell you, Sean, I'm getting a little tired of all this garbage
I gotta tell you, Sean, I'm getting a little tired of all this garbage
I guess, brownish on top and I'd say green on the bottom.
I guess, brownish on top and I'd say green on the bottom.
I had no choice but to throttle back.
I had no choice but to throttle back.
I have control.
I have control.
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
I have to go and tell Rick.
I have to go and tell Rick.
I have to help the passengers.
I have to help the passengers.
I I know, but things have changed.
I I know, but things have changed.
I love it when you demean me, Rick.
I love it when you demean me, Rick.
I mean, really, how could you leave all this?
I mean, really, how could you leave all this?
I need another! Help, somebody!
I need another! Help, somebody!
I need everyone to close any compartment that's open!
I need everyone to close any compartment that's open!
I need some help!
I need some help!
I need something to cut.
I need something to cut.
I need the best poisonous snake expert in this time zone.
I need the best poisonous snake expert in this time zone.
I need the best poisonous snake expert in this time zone.
I need the best poisonous snake expert in this time zone.
I need you to be strong.
I need you to be strong.
I need you to stay up here.
I need you to stay up here.
I suggest you give him what he needs
I suggest you give him what he needs
I suggest you grab your ankles
I suggest you grab your ankles
I swear to God. That's it.
I swear to God. That's it.
I think he's had a heart attack.
I think he's had a heart attack.
I think I'm gonna need your shirt, too.
I think I'm gonna need your shirt, too.
I told y'all stop touching on me and coughing on me.
I told y'all stop touching on me and coughing on me.
I understand, you know.
I understand, you know.
I want a list of every snake on that plane.
I want a list of every snake on that plane.
I want to know what's going on.
I want to know what's going on.
I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight.
I was hoping you'd be the sky candy on this flight.
I was supposed to take care of him.
I was supposed to take care of him.
I went through a pyromaniac phase as a kid.
I went through a pyromaniac phase as a kid.
I would say about seven minutes.
I would say about seven minutes.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll definitely call you.
I'll definitely call you.
I'll do the antivenom.
I'll do the antivenom.
I'll go give him the good news.
I'll go give him the good news.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll make sure to tell your son
I'll make sure to tell your son
I'll round up all the dead ones I can find
I'll round up all the dead ones I can find
I'm a witness for the prosecution.
I'm a witness for the prosecution.
I'm about to open some fucking windows!
I'm about to open some fucking windows!
I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife.
I'm actually spending nights in bed with my wife.
I'm afraid only coach is available.
I'm afraid only coach is available.
I'm Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.
I'm Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.
I'm counting on you to be a man. Now what does a man do?
I'm counting on you to be a man. Now what does a man do?
I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed.
I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed.
I'm going back to LA.
I'm going back to LA.
I'm going to contact the National Poison Control Center
I'm going to contact the National Poison Control Center
I'm going with I I can't just sit here doing nothing.
I'm going with I I can't just sit here doing nothing.
I'm gonna miss these night flights.
I'm gonna miss these night flights.
I'm hoping this is important, I've got baby Antiguan racer eggs
I'm hoping this is important, I've got baby Antiguan racer eggs
I'm I'm I'm good. As I was saying,
I'm I'm I'm good. As I was saying,
I'm just spending every waking minute with them.
I'm just spending every waking minute with them.
I'm kidding. I know who you are.
I'm kidding. I know who you are.
I'm really sorry about your dog.
I'm really sorry about your dog.
I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk ass kid from Iowa
I'm right in the middle of a bidding war with this punk ass kid from Iowa
I'm supposed to testify tomorrow against Eddie Kim.
I'm supposed to testify tomorrow against Eddie Kim.
I'm sure the tower can talk me through it.
I'm sure the tower can talk me through it.
I'm Tiffany.
I'm Tiffany.
I've been doing this for a while, so I know all kinds
I've been doing this for a while, so I know all kinds
I've got...
I've got...
If he brings the whole plane down.
If he brings the whole plane down.
If there's no air conditioning it's gonna get too hard to breathe.
If there's no air conditioning it's gonna get too hard to breathe.
If you administer the wrong antivenom,
If you administer the wrong antivenom,
If you hated flying this much, why did you let me pick Hawaii
If you hated flying this much, why did you let me pick Hawaii
If you let him.
If you let him.
If you testify.
If you testify.
In Hawaii for vacation?
In Hawaii for vacation?
In the criminal investigation
In the criminal investigation
In the event of decompression...
In the event of decompression...
In the lavatories is prohibited by law.
In the lavatories is prohibited by law.
In the ocean when I could lay on the beach and admire all the beauties,
In the ocean when I could lay on the beach and admire all the beauties,
In the sky another two hours. Figure that out.
In the sky another two hours. Figure that out.
In there ready to hatch the first time ever in captivity
In there ready to hatch the first time ever in captivity
In what they call a hideous act
In what they call a hideous act
Is because of how goddamn noble he was.
Is because of how goddamn noble he was.
Is crashing part of the game, huh?
Is crashing part of the game, huh?
Is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready?
Is go back in there and find all the dead snakes we can
Is go back in there and find all the dead snakes we can
Is my main man, my brother from another mother,
Is my main man, my brother from another mother,
Is that our plane?
Is that our plane?
Is there a problem, mister?
Is there a problem, mister?
Is there anyone here who knows how
Is there anyone here who knows how
Isn't he smooth?
Isn't he smooth?
It could also provoke serious hyperaggression.
It could also provoke serious hyperaggression.
It could possibly be a pheromone.
It could possibly be a pheromone.
It looks like you keep your sexy very, very right.
It looks like you keep your sexy very, very right.
It was nice working with you, Agent.
It was nice working with you, Agent.
It's it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.
It's it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.
It's it's teal, Doc.
It's it's teal, Doc.
It's a cobra, right, like Indiana Jones?
It's a cobra, right, like Indiana Jones?
It's a very beautiful place. I've been there.
It's a very beautiful place. I've been there.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all up to the pilot now.
It's all up to the pilot now.
It's an honor.
It's an honor.
It's disgusting up in here. Stay away from me.
It's disgusting up in here. Stay away from me.
It's gonna be okay, Tommy. You're very, very brave.
It's gonna be okay, Tommy. You're very, very brave.
It's gonna be waiting for us when we land in LA.
It's gonna be waiting for us when we land in LA.
It's gonna hurt a little bit, okay?
It's gonna hurt a little bit, okay?
It's my job to handle life and death situations
It's my job to handle life and death situations
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's the snakes!
It's the snakes!
It's what I'm supposed to do.
It's what I'm supposed to do.
John, John, listen to me, you're okay.
John, John, listen to me, you're okay.
John! Stay up here!
John! Stay up here!
John?
John?
Just close them!
Just close them!
Just take a deep breath, John, you're having a panic attack.
Just take a deep breath, John, you're having a panic attack.
Keep moving! Keep moving!
Keep moving! Keep moving!
Kenny, baby. Oh my God.
Kenny, baby. Oh my God.
Kill it. Kill it!
Kill it. Kill it!
Kill them!
Kill them!
Know what they call that? The point of no return.
Know what they call that? The point of no return.
Kreitler's been busted twice by customs
Kreitler's been busted twice by customs
LA County ERs can, at best,
LA County ERs can, at best,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.
Ladies and gentlemen, South Pacific Air flight 121
Ladies and gentlemen, South Pacific Air flight 121
Ladies and gentlemen, South Pacific Air flight 121
Ladies and gentlemen, South Pacific Air flight 121
Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain requests
Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain requests
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final boarding call
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final boarding call
Last month they offered early retirement.
Last month they offered early retirement.
Last thing the world needs is another lawyer.
Last thing the world needs is another lawyer.
Last week I was planning a surfing trip to Bali.
Last week I was planning a surfing trip to Bali.
LAX tower, this is Hula 1 2 1,
LAX tower, this is Hula 1 2 1,
LAX tower, this is Hula 1 2 1.
LAX tower, this is Hula 1 2 1.
LAX, Hula 1 2 1,
LAX, Hula 1 2 1,
Leave it, Duke.
Leave it, Duke.
Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
Leis? Jesus, I don't know, uh...
Leis? Jesus, I don't know, uh...
Let me get it.
Let me get it.
Let me go with you. You don't know your way around down there.
Let me go with you. You don't know your way around down there.
Let me sign 'em for them. Gimme that marker, son.
Let me sign 'em for them. Gimme that marker, son.
Let me take that for you.
Let me take that for you.
Let's get the hell out of here...
Let's get the hell out of here...
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Hey hey, in back of you!
Let's go. Hey hey, in back of you!
Let's go. Yes, you can. You can do it, come on, up!
Let's go. Yes, you can. You can do it, come on, up!
Let's lock this guy up who tried to kill us.
Let's lock this guy up who tried to kill us.
Like some kind of drug.
Like some kind of drug.
Like, two 20lb babies or something.
Like, two 20lb babies or something.
Listen up. Everybody listen up.
Listen up. Everybody listen up.
Listen, when the windows go out, the cabin's gonna lose pressure
Listen, when the windows go out, the cabin's gonna lose pressure
Little bitch! Come on!
Little bitch! Come on!
Located in the forward section,
Located in the forward section,
Look around the plane.
Look around the plane.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look here, Sean.
Look here, Sean.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Oh my God!
Look out! Oh my God!
Look, Doc, people are dying up here. We need help fast.
Look, Doc, people are dying up here. We need help fast.
Look, everyone just calm down, please!
Look, everyone just calm down, please!
Look, Flynn, man, I can do this.
Look, Flynn, man, I can do this.
Look, give me the shot, God damn it.
Look, give me the shot, God damn it.
Look, I got a lot of injured passengers up here
Look, I got a lot of injured passengers up here
Look, I'm not really good at this whole apologizing thing,
Look, I'm not really good at this whole apologizing thing,
Look, LAX, just give me my VOR numbers
Look, LAX, just give me my VOR numbers
Look, we've already contacted local ERs.
Look, we've already contacted local ERs.
Looks like somebody rigged this, uh...
Looks like somebody rigged this, uh...
Low maintenance passengers.
Low maintenance passengers.
Make it fast. Time is tissue.
Make it fast. Time is tissue.
Make sure everybody's strapped in.
Make sure everybody's strapped in.
Man don't like to be touched. We'll find our own seats.
Man don't like to be touched. We'll find our own seats.
Man, I'm telling you, them video gamers
Man, I'm telling you, them video gamers
Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.
Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.
Man, my ass.
Man, my ass.
Man, there's a baby right over there, man.
Man, there's a baby right over there, man.
Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!
Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!
Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!
Man, Troy, get this man away from my ass!
Man, who the hell you think you are?
Man, who the hell you think you are?
Mary Kate, hush.
Mary Kate, hush.
Mary Kate!
Mary Kate!
Maybe you're allergic to the leis.
Maybe you're allergic to the leis.
Mayday, mayday, mayday,
Mayday, mayday, mayday,
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
Me too.
Me too.
Mile High Club.
Mile High Club.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm...
Mmm...
Move it!
Move it!
Move!
Move!
Mr. Kim's representatives have issued a statement
Mr. Kim's representatives have issued a statement
Much more specific than that.
Much more specific than that.
My ass, man.
My ass, man.
My baby! Where is my baby!
My baby! Where is my baby!
My girlfriend and I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
My girlfriend and I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
My pleasure. I gotta go fly a big plane.
My pleasure. I gotta go fly a big plane.
My wife is meeting them in LA. It's their first time flying solo.
My wife is meeting them in LA. It's their first time flying solo.
Never flown first class before.
Never flown first class before.
Nice. Stings like shit, huh?
Nice. Stings like shit, huh?
No no no, Flynn. I know who could land this plane.
No no no, Flynn. I know who could land this plane.
No no no, listen, listen.
No no no, listen, listen.
No no no, negative, tower. I can't do that.
No no no, negative, tower. I can't do that.
No no no, teal. It's a deep shade of teal.
No no no, teal. It's a deep shade of teal.
No, every cop in Honolulu thinks it is.
No, every cop in Honolulu thinks it is.
No, hey, eBay, my cynical minded friend.
No, hey, eBay, my cynical minded friend.
No, I got three teams on him, so he's not gonna move.
No, I got three teams on him, so he's not gonna move.
No, I need you up here. You're my eyes and ears.
No, I need you up here. You're my eyes and ears.
No, I'm cool. Just pretend I'm not here.
No, I'm cool. Just pretend I'm not here.
No, I'm cool. Just pretend I'm not here.
No, I'm cool. Just pretend I'm not here.
No, I'm okay.
No, I'm okay.
No, me neither. They always make me sick.
No, me neither. They always make me sick.
No, not all drivers are the same. That's the point.
No, not all drivers are the same. That's the point.
No, not really.
No, not really.
No, see,
No, see,
No, what's the matter with you, man?
No, what's the matter with you, man?
No.
No.
No. Fell off every time. Got me.
No. Fell off every time. Got me.
Nonstop service from Honolulu
Nonstop service from Honolulu
Not me.
Not me.
Not really. I was there for the kickboxing tournament.
Not really. I was there for the kickboxing tournament.
Not so high and mighty anymore.
Not so high and mighty anymore.
Not technically porn.
Not technically porn.
Nothing's changed.
Nothing's changed.
Notify LAX.
Notify LAX.
Now I need you to stay up here by the air phone.
Now I need you to stay up here by the air phone.
Now that you've saved my life, I think I kind of owe you a dinner
Now that you've saved my life, I think I kind of owe you a dinner
Now there's supposed to be a doctor aboard. A Dr...
Now there's supposed to be a doctor aboard. A Dr...
Now what we need to do
Now what we need to do
Now you can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob
Now you can stand there and be the panicked, angry mob
Now you make it sound like I have no choice
Now you make it sound like I have no choice
Now...
Now...
Of condolences to the Hayes family
Of condolences to the Hayes family
Of Los Angeles prosecutor Daniel Hayes,
Of Los Angeles prosecutor Daniel Hayes,
Of Mr. Kim involves charges of murder, racketeering
Of Mr. Kim involves charges of murder, racketeering
Of neat little interrogation tricks.
Of neat little interrogation tricks.
Of the runways, 'cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
Of the runways, 'cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
Of violence. The ongoing saga
Of violence. The ongoing saga
Of what you're dealing with here.
Of what you're dealing with here.
Of which there is close to zero,
Of which there is close to zero,
Oh my God, Grace.
Oh my God, Grace.
Oh my God, help!
Oh my God, help!
Oh my God, no!
Oh my God, no!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God. Here she comes. Here she comes!
Oh my God. Here she comes. Here she comes!
Oh my God. You're a kickboxer?
Oh my God. You're a kickboxer?
Oh no, she's okay.
Oh no, she's okay.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what a man can do with one hand.
Oh, baby, you'd be amazed at what a man can do with one hand.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, boy. It's gonna be a fun flight.
Oh, boy. It's gonna be a fun flight.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Claire, don't go.
Oh, Claire, don't go.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
Oh, fuck me!
Oh, fuck me!
Oh, fuck, fuck.
Oh, fuck, fuck.
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, God, Grace.
Oh, God, Grace.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, great. Just great.
Oh, great. Just great.
Oh, I was watching one of those crime shows once,
Oh, I was watching one of those crime shows once,
Oh, I was watching one of those crime shows once,
Oh, I was watching one of those crime shows once,
Oh, it's in the very next compartment.
Oh, it's in the very next compartment.
Oh, Jesus Christ, we're all dead.
Oh, Jesus Christ, we're all dead.
Oh, local ERs.
Oh, local ERs.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, me? Nothing.
Oh, me? Nothing.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, no no no no no no no no no. You got choices.
Oh, no no no no no no no no no. You got choices.
Oh, no no no no. I
Oh, no no no no. I
Oh, oh, sweet Could you let her know not to touch me, son?
Oh, oh, sweet Could you let her know not to touch me, son?
Oh, Rick, your arm.
Oh, Rick, your arm.
Oh, Rick.
Oh, Rick.
Oh, shit, left!
Oh, shit, left!
Oh, shit, shit!
Oh, shit, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, sorry. Here's some coupons.
Oh, sorry. Here's some coupons.
Oh, stop. You got a snake on your ass! Yo, hold still!
Oh, stop. You got a snake on your ass! Yo, hold still!
Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein.
Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, who hasn't?
Oh, who hasn't?
Oh, who hasn't?
Oh, who hasn't?
Oh, wow, that's really good.
Oh, wow, that's really good.
Oh, yeah, F 15s, F 16s,
Oh, yeah, F 15s, F 16s,
Oh, yeah, you know, Claire,
Oh, yeah, you know, Claire,
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're adorable.
Oh, you're adorable.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, I'm gonna get you home.
Oh! Oh, I'm gonna get you home.
Oh! Smash that!
Oh! Smash that!
Oh. This guy is really good.
Oh. This guy is really good.
Oh...
Oh...
Okay, Cap, they're coming back!
Okay, Cap, they're coming back!
Okay, Doc, I got one here that's, um...
Okay, Doc, I got one here that's, um...
Okay, everybody.
Okay, everybody.
Okay, here I go.
Okay, here I go.
Okay, how about the zoos?
Okay, how about the zoos?
Okay, I'm here.
Okay, I'm here.
Okay, it's okay.
Okay, it's okay.
Okay, just break open any blisters that form around the bites.
Okay, just break open any blisters that form around the bites.
Okay, let's get going.
Okay, let's get going.
Okay, let's pull this thing up.
Okay, let's pull this thing up.
Okay, look, there are hundreds of species of snakes
Okay, look, there are hundreds of species of snakes
Okay, oil. So you swish it in your mouth
Okay, oil. So you swish it in your mouth
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so just tell me
Okay, so just tell me
Okay, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay.
Okay, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay.
Okay, sweetheart.
Okay, sweetheart.
Okay, the EAP panel should be on your right.
Okay, the EAP panel should be on your right.
Okay, this this will work, yeah.
Okay, this this will work, yeah.
Okay, we're leveling out.
Okay, we're leveling out.
Okay, well, that's a good sign.
Okay, well, that's a good sign.
Okay? Best out of five wins.
Okay? Best out of five wins.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Here's what we're gonna do:
Okay. Here's what we're gonna do:
On a daily basis. It's what I do,
On a daily basis. It's what I do,
On South Pacific Air 121.
On South Pacific Air 121.
On South Pacific Air 121.
On South Pacific Air 121.
On the clipboard.
On the clipboard.
On this motherfucking plane!
On this motherfucking plane!
On this motherfucking plane!
On this motherfucking plane!
One blown marriage each.
One blown marriage each.
One, two,
One, two,
One, two, three...
One, two, three...
Only a handful of US hospitals
Only a handful of US hospitals
Only lasts about 10 minutes after they deploy. Now please, I need
Only lasts about 10 minutes after they deploy. Now please, I need
Ooh, wow.
Ooh, wow.
Ophidiophobia fear of snakes.
Ophidiophobia fear of snakes.
Or should I speak to your supervisor, Claire?
Or should I speak to your supervisor, Claire?
Or this. It's got both.
Or this. It's got both.
Or was that video game playing you, son?
Or was that video game playing you, son?
Others in two hours and some you can
Others in two hours and some you can
Outstanding. All right.
Outstanding. All right.
Over here! Got them!
Over here! Got them!
Over your nose and mouth,
Over your nose and mouth,
Ow! Ah!
Ow! Ah!
Ow! Get this fucking snake off my ass!
Ow! Get this fucking snake off my ass!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Pamela Anderson poster.
Pamela Anderson poster.
Pass the straps around your waist
Pass the straps around your waist
Pheromones. We sprayed the flowers with it,
Pheromones. We sprayed the flowers with it,
Pilot in command has suffered a fatal heart attack.
Pilot in command has suffered a fatal heart attack.
Please help me!
Please help me!
Please help! Help please!
Please help! Help please!
Please nothing. Get out of my face, man.
Please nothing. Get out of my face, man.
Please, this is me you're talking to.
Please, this is me you're talking to.
Please.
Please.
Pleased to meet you, Sean.
Pleased to meet you, Sean.
Plenty of other places to do it, you mean.
Plenty of other places to do it, you mean.
Pretty gruesome stuff.
Pretty gruesome stuff.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst. Psst.
Psst. Psst.
Pull the mask towards you, place it firmly
Pull the mask towards you, place it firmly
Pull up!
Pull up!
Put him in jail for life.
Put him in jail for life.
Radar indicates a bit of weather up ahead.
Radar indicates a bit of weather up ahead.
Remember when you said it's all about choices we make?
Remember when you said it's all about choices we make?
Remember, it's going to be loud,
Remember, it's going to be loud,
Repeat, mayday, we have lost avionics.
Repeat, mayday, we have lost avionics.
Requesting clearance for landing. Please advice which runway.
Requesting clearance for landing. Please advice which runway.
Reverse psychology, stare down contests, threats.
Reverse psychology, stare down contests, threats.
Rick, open the door.
Rick, open the door.
Rick, what's up with the oxygen masks deploying?
Rick, what's up with the oxygen masks deploying?
Rick!
Rick!
Rick!
Rick!
Rick!
Rick!
Rick!
Rick!
Rick?
Rick?
Rick.
Rick.
Rick.
Rick.
Rick.
Rick.
Robert Foster. Robert Foster!
Robert Foster. Robert Foster!
Row 11, seat H.
Row 11, seat H.
Save ourselves a lot of aggravation and time,
Save ourselves a lot of aggravation and time,
Screw it.
Screw it.
Sean.
Sean.
Secure the elastic band behind your head and breathe normally.
Secure the elastic band behind your head and breathe normally.
See this?
See this?
See, I'm all about taking the music
See, I'm all about taking the music
See, things are looking up already.
See, things are looking up already.
Seven minutes, huh? All right, listen to me.
Seven minutes, huh? All right, listen to me.
She's hot. You know, and my kids,
She's hot. You know, and my kids,
Shh!
Shh!
Shhh, shhh.
Shhh, shhh.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shoot. Now what?
Shoot. Now what?
Sir, are you telling me
Sir, are you telling me
Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?
Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?
Sir, I can assure you, there's no strange smell.
Sir, I can assure you, there's no strange smell.
Sir, I suggest you relinquish the pilot's chair
Sir, I suggest you relinquish the pilot's chair
Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles
Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles
Sit your ass down, Clarence.
Sit your ass down, Clarence.
Sit your ass down.
Sit your ass down.
Snakes on a block.
Snakes on a block.
Snakes on crack.
Snakes on crack.
So can I can I get you something or...
So can I can I get you something or...
So how long you and Mr. Personality been working together?
So how long you and Mr. Personality been working together?
So how's Eddie Kim doing?
So how's Eddie Kim doing?
So it would circulate in the plane's air system.
So it would circulate in the plane's air system.
So stop insulting my intelligence.
So stop insulting my intelligence.
So the doctors on the ground
So the doctors on the ground
So they must have antivenom there.
So they must have antivenom there.
So this is it? That's what the plan is?
So this is it? That's what the plan is?
So we can land this thing.
So we can land this thing.
So what was the first thing I ever said to you?
So what was the first thing I ever said to you?
So you got any requests for your final flight?
So you got any requests for your final flight?
So you got any requests for your final flight?
So you got any requests for your final flight?
So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?
So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?
So, um, mind if I, um...
So, um, mind if I, um...
So, um, you know,
So, um, you know,
Somebody do something.
Somebody do something.
Somebody help me! Somebody help, they're coming through.
Somebody help me! Somebody help, they're coming through.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me.
Something probably arced in the avionics.
Something probably arced in the avionics.
Something up there is making them go crazy.
Something up there is making them go crazy.
Something's happened to the captain!
Something's happened to the captain!
Son of a
Son of a
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a...
Son of a...
Sorry, she gets nervous flying.
Sorry, she gets nervous flying.
South Pacific Air 121.
South Pacific Air 121.
Stay flat against this wall. Don't even breathe.
Stay flat against this wall. Don't even breathe.
Stay! Mary Kate, sit!
Stay! Mary Kate, sit!
Sucks to be you right now.
Sucks to be you right now.
Take a nuanced approach to interrogating you, but the truth of it is,
Take a nuanced approach to interrogating you, but the truth of it is,
Take this.
Take this.
Take us to the heliport.
Take us to the heliport.
Tampering with, disabling or destroying the smoke detectors located
Tampering with, disabling or destroying the smoke detectors located
Technically, no.
Technically, no.
Tell you what:
Tell you what:
Testify against his ass,
Testify against his ass,
Than keep going to LA.
Than keep going to LA.
Thank you, Mi Jung.
Thank you, Mi Jung.
Thank you, miss.
Thank you, miss.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That gun goes off in this pressurized cabin, we all die.
That gun goes off in this pressurized cabin, we all die.
That is so...
That is so...
That the snakes are gonna get to Sean.
That the snakes are gonna get to Sean.
That will kill you.
That will kill you.
That would be you, kid.
That would be you, kid.
That your only real flight time is
That your only real flight time is
That's that's that's my bad.
That's that's that's my bad.
That's a pretty good reason.
That's a pretty good reason.
That's excellent. Lactin and Ringer's solution, 25ml.
That's excellent. Lactin and Ringer's solution, 25ml.
That's great, okay. Get it down. There you go. There you go.
That's great, okay. Get it down. There you go. There you go.
That's indigenous to the Middle East.
That's indigenous to the Middle East.
That's it, old man, we're back in busin
That's it, old man, we're back in busin
That's it! I have had it
That's it! I have had it
That's my boy, Troy, yes!
That's my boy, Troy, yes!
That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"
That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"
That's okay. Hey.
That's okay. Hey.
That's tight. That's tight.
That's tight. That's tight.
That's what female animals release to trigger mating behavior.
That's what female animals release to trigger mating behavior.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's why those people were at your house trying to kill you.
That's why those people were at your house trying to kill you.
The air's not recycling.
The air's not recycling.
The biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn.
The biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn.
The breaker's down in the cargo hold.
The breaker's down in the cargo hold.
The farther you fall.
The farther you fall.
The glamour and the glory.
The glamour and the glory.
The last thing I need is some guy going on and on
The last thing I need is some guy going on and on
The Middle East. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr. Price,
The Middle East. Correct me if I'm wrong, Dr. Price,
The music business is still a business.
The music business is still a business.
The news said they were corrupt, so I figured they'd be in on it.
The news said they were corrupt, so I figured they'd be in on it.
The pheromone will make these guys go fucking crazy.
The pheromone will make these guys go fucking crazy.
The reason he gets to grow up without a father
The reason he gets to grow up without a father
The safety features of this aircraft.
The safety features of this aircraft.
The snakes are on the plane because...
The snakes are on the plane because...
The white zone is for immediate in loading
The white zone is for immediate in loading
Then again, I was raised by a single mom and...
Then again, I was raised by a single mom and...
Then all this was for nothing.
Then all this was for nothing.
Then we're all thankful to have you, sir.
Then we're all thankful to have you, sir.
There are several emergency exits on the aircraft,
There are several emergency exits on the aircraft,
There's no time to strap in, just pull up, pull hard!
There's no time to strap in, just pull up, pull hard!
These aren't North American snakes.
These aren't North American snakes.
They just took over all first class.
They just took over all first class.
They say the higher you aim,
They say the higher you aim,
They spend the next year identifying femurs.
They spend the next year identifying femurs.
They're attacking everybody and everything up here.
They're attacking everybody and everything up here.
They're especially fond of those fucking leis.
They're especially fond of those fucking leis.
Things have changed! You have a whole plane full of sna
Things have changed! You have a whole plane full of sna
Think of it like a roller coaster ride.
Think of it like a roller coaster ride.
This better be a matter of national security.
This better be a matter of national security.
This broad needed one more tour of duty.
This broad needed one more tour of duty.
This is Agent Harris, the guy on the other end of the phone.
This is Agent Harris, the guy on the other end of the phone.
This is Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.
This is Agent Neville Flynn, FBI.
This is all you've talked about.
This is all you've talked about.
This is how you put it on. Slip it over your head,
This is how you put it on. Slip it over your head,
This is Mary Kate.
This is Mary Kate.
This is Mi Jung Lee reporting live
This is Mi Jung Lee reporting live
This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me
This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me
This shit is bananas!
This shit is bananas!
Those were the days.
Those were the days.
Three G's.
Three G's.
Three.
Three.
Tie it to the cockpit door.
Tie it to the cockpit door.
Tiffany! Tiffany!
Tiffany! Tiffany!
Time is t
Time is t
To a horrible death;
To a horrible death;
To fly a plane?
To fly a plane?
To have them alert every ER in the tri county area
To have them alert every ER in the tri county area
To Los Angeles. At this time, I would like your full attention
To Los Angeles. At this time, I would like your full attention
To seal it from the poison.
To seal it from the poison.
To show my appreciation.
To show my appreciation.
To someone more experienced.
To someone more experienced.
To start the flow of oxygen,
To start the flow of oxygen,
To stay open so the snakes could get out.
To stay open so the snakes could get out.
Tommy and Curtis, they were by themselves.
Tommy and Curtis, they were by themselves.
Troy, the plane's not level. It's not level!
Troy, the plane's not level. It's not level!
Troy, you can do this.
Troy, you can do this.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Truth is I'm not worried about you
Truth is I'm not worried about you
Trying to get this guy to slam the basketball. He just won't do it.
Trying to get this guy to slam the basketball. He just won't do it.
Uh huh, that would be very nice.
Uh huh, that would be very nice.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh, I don't think you understand the magnitude
Uh, I don't think you understand the magnitude
Uh, not an entire 747 full of them.
Uh, not an entire 747 full of them.
Uh, Rick, could you please engage the autopilot?
Uh, Rick, could you please engage the autopilot?
Uh...
Uh...
Um, I I got bit too.
Um, I I got bit too.
Um, look, um,
Um, look, um,
Um, Sanders is dead.
Um, Sanders is dead.
Um, well, if I had to guess, I'd say green.
Um, well, if I had to guess, I'd say green.
Um... five years,
Um... five years,
Unfortunately, first class is overbooked.
Unfortunately, first class is overbooked.
Unless they're provoked, right?
Unless they're provoked, right?
Up here who has that experience.
Up here who has that experience.
Use that.
Use that.
Wait a second, pure green? Or is it blue?
Wait a second, pure green? Or is it blue?
Wait a second. What about the life raft?
Wait a second. What about the life raft?
Wait, here he is. Here he is. Dr. Robert Foster,
Wait, here he is. Here he is. Dr. Robert Foster,
Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that?
Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that?
Wait, wait. Watch this.
Wait, wait. Watch this.
Waving a gun at all these innocent women and children.
Waving a gun at all these innocent women and children.
We acknowledge your emergency. You have priority.
We acknowledge your emergency. You have priority.
We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two.
We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two.
We always carried olive oil and a razor blade in case of a snake bite.
We always carried olive oil and a razor blade in case of a snake bite.
We apologize for this inconvenience
We apologize for this inconvenience
We are 1,500 nautical miles southwest of Los Angeles.
We are 1,500 nautical miles southwest of Los Angeles.
We are offering you a free travel coupon
We are offering you a free travel coupon
We eventually plummet
We eventually plummet
We got a snake, man.
We got a snake, man.
We gotta block the stairs. Grab bags, everyone.
We gotta block the stairs. Grab bags, everyone.
We gotta clear the snakes out of the cockpit.
We gotta clear the snakes out of the cockpit.
We gotta get the people upstairs. It's safer there.
We gotta get the people upstairs. It's safer there.
We just lost avionics.
We just lost avionics.
We know you were there. Your prints are all over it,
We know you were there. Your prints are all over it,
We lost the board.
We lost the board.
We might catch a few bumps in the road,
We might catch a few bumps in the road,
We missed the bastards
We missed the bastards
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace.
We seem to be losing altitude at an alarming pace.
We sit around here waiting for the snakes to bite us?
We sit around here waiting for the snakes to bite us?
We wish you an enjoyable flight.
We wish you an enjoyable flight.
We would like to welcome you to South Pacific Airlines
We would like to welcome you to South Pacific Airlines
We would need a detailed list of every species involved,
We would need a detailed list of every species involved,
We, uh, we had no choice. The snakes were everywhere.
We, uh, we had no choice. The snakes were everywhere.
We'll be outside.
We'll be outside.
We'll be sure to check in for any updates
We'll be sure to check in for any updates
We're all in trouble here, dawg. This ain't just about you.
We're all in trouble here, dawg. This ain't just about you.
We're doing the best we can here.
We're doing the best we can here.
We're halfway. It'd take longer to get back to Honolulu
We're halfway. It'd take longer to get back to Honolulu
We're in a 200 foot aluminum tube
We're in a 200 foot aluminum tube
We're in the process of clearing all the runways,
We're in the process of clearing all the runways,
We've already lost over 50 people and that's including an FBI agent.
We've already lost over 50 people and that's including an FBI agent.
We've got less than two hours to mobilize an entire army.
We've got less than two hours to mobilize an entire army.
We've lost our
We've lost our
We've lost power to the outflow valve motor.
We've lost power to the outflow valve motor.
Weapons we have to have weapons. Where's the silverware?
Weapons we have to have weapons. Where's the silverware?
Well come on, people, let's go! Somebody make that happen for me!
Well come on, people, let's go! Somebody make that happen for me!
Well come on, people, let's go! Somebody make that happen for me!
Well come on, people, let's go! Somebody make that happen for me!
Well you know what? I want some air.
Well you know what? I want some air.
Well, apparently FAA Section 108 states,
Well, apparently FAA Section 108 states,
Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score,
Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score,
Well, I take a kickboxing class with Lonnie, Malibu Fitness.
Well, I take a kickboxing class with Lonnie, Malibu Fitness.
Well, I would very much like to take you up on that.
Well, I would very much like to take you up on that.
Well, I'm gonna go and ask the pilot.
Well, I'm gonna go and ask the pilot.
Well, I'm making one. Don't treat me like a prisoner!
Well, I'm making one. Don't treat me like a prisoner!
Well, I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.
Well, I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.
Well, just what any flight attendant wants.
Well, just what any flight attendant wants.
Well, maybe not that good.
Well, maybe not that good.
Well, thank you.
Well, thank you.
Well, that's a noble gesture.
Well, that's a noble gesture.
Well, that's good news.
Well, that's good news.
Well, then I suggest you speed up clearing the rest
Well, then I suggest you speed up clearing the rest
Well, we don't we don't have any silverware.
Well, we don't we don't have any silverware.
Well, who's gonna tell the first class passengers they're flying coach?
Well, who's gonna tell the first class passengers they're flying coach?
What what if I didn't see him clearly? I mean, I wouldn't be
What what if I didn't see him clearly? I mean, I wouldn't be
What are you drawing there, sweetie?
What are you drawing there, sweetie?
What are you gonna do, call the ACLU?
What are you gonna do, call the ACLU?
What did I just tell you about saving us aggravation and time?
What did I just tell you about saving us aggravation and time?
What do we do?
What do we do?
What I'm gonna tell you is to go back downstairs now.
What I'm gonna tell you is to go back downstairs now.
What it is. What it is!
What it is. What it is!
What the
What the
What the
What the
What the ? Fuck!
What the ? Fuck!
What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell you talking about?
What the hell you talking about?
What the hell?!
What the hell?!
What the hell?!
What the hell?!
What was that?
What was that?
What was the first thing I said to you?!
What was the first thing I said to you?!
What was the first thing you ever told me?
What was the first thing you ever told me?
What?
What?
What? You all would have done exactly the same thing.
What? You all would have done exactly the same thing.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's up, buddy?
What's up, buddy?
Whatever you find, you bring it to me.
Whatever you find, you bring it to me.
Whatever, man.
Whatever, man.
When Agent Harris calls, you come and get me.
When Agent Harris calls, you come and get me.
When I was a kid, whenever we went hiking,
When I was a kid, whenever we went hiking,
When the seat belt sign illuminates,
When the seat belt sign illuminates,
Where he tortured this guy who was a witness against him
Where he tortured this guy who was a witness against him
Which is less than half full. For the inconvenience,
Which is less than half full. For the inconvenience,
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who need help immediately.
Who need help immediately.
Who was vacationing in Hawaii.
Who was vacationing in Hawaii.
Who's your daddy now, bitch?!
Who's your daddy now, bitch?!
Whoa whoa whoa, okay, look.
Whoa whoa whoa, okay, look.
Whoa whoa whoa, where you going?
Whoa whoa whoa, where you going?
Whoo, whoo! That's what I'm talking about, boy!
Whoo, whoo! That's what I'm talking about, boy!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whose house is this? Troy's house, that's right.
Whose house is this? Troy's house, that's right.
Why don't we just take a picture?
Why don't we just take a picture?
Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
Will know what kind of antivenoms we need.
Will know what kind of antivenoms we need.
Will you at least get that vermin to shut up?
Will you at least get that vermin to shut up?
With hundreds of cocktails of venom.
With hundreds of cocktails of venom.
With poisonous snakes.
With poisonous snakes.
With that exact number.
With that exact number.
With these motherfucking snakes
With these motherfucking snakes
Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.
Wow, that's gonna leave a mark.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. I got another exciting first I'd like to tell you about.
Wow. I got another exciting first I'd like to tell you about.
Y'all are supposed to be watching my back, son.
Y'all are supposed to be watching my back, son.
Y'all messing with t shirts and hats.
Y'all messing with t shirts and hats.
Yeah ha ha ha!
Yeah ha ha ha!
Yeah well, he doesn't have to guarantee it
Yeah well, he doesn't have to guarantee it
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah, clear the snakes out of the cockpit, yeah.
Yeah yeah, clear the snakes out of the cockpit, yeah.
Yeah yeah, I know that the plane is not level, okay okay?
Yeah yeah, I know that the plane is not level, okay okay?
Yeah, fine.
Yeah, fine.
Yeah, girlfriend. Right.
Yeah, girlfriend. Right.
Yeah, Harris.
Yeah, Harris.
Yeah, he doesn't mess around, that guy.
Yeah, he doesn't mess around, that guy.
Yeah, here, I got it.
Yeah, here, I got it.
Yeah, I can do this.
Yeah, I can do this.
Yeah, I know that's right.
Yeah, I know that's right.
Yeah, I love dogs.
Yeah, I love dogs.
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm...
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm...
Yeah, it's gonna be all right, Tommy.
Yeah, it's gonna be all right, Tommy.
Yeah, my booty went thump.
Yeah, my booty went thump.
Yeah, no doubt. Let me do this on the special for you right there.
Yeah, no doubt. Let me do this on the special for you right there.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, okay, I guess you did what you had to do.
Yeah, okay, I guess you did what you had to do.
Yeah, right about there.
Yeah, right about there.
Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his preference is.
Yeah, tell him to ask Kim what his preference is.
Yeah, you. Come on, Troy.
Yeah, you. Come on, Troy.
Yeah, your dog, the dog. No, that's good. It's cool.
Yeah, your dog, the dog. No, that's good. It's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep, that's us.
Yep, that's us.
Yes, it is safe there.
Yes, it is safe there.
Yes, man. No problem.
Yes, man. No problem.
Yes, only one guy could arrange this many illegal snakes.
Yes, only one guy could arrange this many illegal snakes.
Yes, sir. I'm soaking the leis with it.
Yes, sir. I'm soaking the leis with it.
Yes, yes, it would.
Yes, yes, it would.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo, how come there's no air coming out of this piece of junk?
Yo, how come there's no air coming out of this piece of junk?
You ain't gotta worry about him. He ain't going anywhere.
You ain't gotta worry about him. He ain't going anywhere.
You animal!
You animal!
You are gonna close your eyes
You are gonna close your eyes
You are now below 1,000 feet. Pull up.
You are now below 1,000 feet. Pull up.
You are taking care of him, sweetheart.
You are taking care of him, sweetheart.
You are talking to the only person
You are talking to the only person
You can't keep us down there.
You can't keep us down there.
You get get...
You get get...
You got it?
You got it?
You got less than seven minutes.
You got less than seven minutes.
You got tons of choices,
You got tons of choices,
You guys are not supposed to go up there.
You guys are not supposed to go up there.
You just holler at one of those gorgeous flight attendants
You just holler at one of those gorgeous flight attendants
You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran?
You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran?
You know how to fly?
You know how to fly?
You know what I'm saying? That's when evolution
You know what I'm saying? That's when evolution
You know you can do this, man.
You know you can do this, man.
You know you miss it. You miss the action.
You know you miss it. You miss the action.
You know, forget about 'em. They're kids.
You know, forget about 'em. They're kids.
You know, good cop bad cop,
You know, good cop bad cop,
You know, I have no idea.
You know, I have no idea.
You know, no more no more junk food hangovers
You know, no more no more junk food hangovers
You know, they're fun.
You know, they're fun.
You know, with the hokey reenactments,
You know, with the hokey reenactments,
You let us know what you decide.
You let us know what you decide.
You like that.
You like that.
You must fasten your seat belt.
You must fasten your seat belt.
You name it, I've done it.
You name it, I've done it.
You need to save your energy
You need to save your energy
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You people?
You people?
You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.
You put us at risk and you're gonna tell us why.
You ready for this?
You ready for this?
You said earlier you wanted to go to Bali.
You said earlier you wanted to go to Bali.
You saved my baby.
You saved my baby.
You see, at the end of the day,
You see, at the end of the day,
You sit here, think about it.
You sit here, think about it.
You surf? You don't look like a surfer.
You surf? You don't look like a surfer.
You take care, baby. All right.
You take care, baby. All right.
You think I didn't exhaust every other option?
You think I didn't exhaust every other option?
You too, man.
You too, man.
You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.
You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.
You were here for a reason.
You were here for a reason.
You were talking about?
You were talking about?
You witnessed a murder and didn't tell anybody.
You witnessed a murder and didn't tell anybody.
You witnessed a murder. You have a responsibility.
You witnessed a murder. You have a responsibility.
You're bored to tears. So what are you actually doing with your time?
You're bored to tears. So what are you actually doing with your time?
You're going to have to be more
You're going to have to be more
You're gonna be right down this aisle to the left.
You're gonna be right down this aisle to the left.
You're looking especially delicious this evening.
You're looking especially delicious this evening.
You're not gonna believe what came out of the goddamn instrument panel.
You're not gonna believe what came out of the goddamn instrument panel.
You're now below 19,000 feet. Do you copy?
You're now below 19,000 feet. Do you copy?
You're so brave.
You're so brave.
You're strapped in as securely as possible.
You're strapped in as securely as possible.
You're taking care of him right now.
You're taking care of him right now.
You're wasting it!
You're wasting it!
You've been feeding me.
You've been feeding me.
You've gotta be kidding me!
You've gotta be kidding me!
# Come on, bring it # # So kiss me goodbye #
# Come on, bring it # # So kiss me goodbye #
# Come on, bring it # # So kiss me goodbye #
# Come on, bring it # # So kiss me goodbye #
Aloha. No no no, the hair.
Aloha. No no no, the hair.
and take it to the airport. No no no, these snakes aren't even
and take it to the airport. No no no, these snakes aren't even
Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, we sure. Thanks, pal.
Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, we sure. Thanks, pal.
Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, we sure. Thanks, pal.
Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, we sure. Thanks, pal.
Awesome cardio. Good for you.
Awesome cardio. Good for you.
Behind you. Come on!
Behind you. Come on!
Call me. Will do.
Call me. Will do.
Can I get a gin and tonic? I'll be right back with that.
Can I get a gin and tonic? I'll be right back with that.
Can I get your autograph? You can get a little more than that.
Can I get your autograph? You can get a little more than that.
Can I help you? No, I'm just stretching my legs.
Can I help you? No, I'm just stretching my legs.
Can I tell you a secret? What?
Can I tell you a secret? What?
Cheese. First, they stick me in coach
Cheese. First, they stick me in coach
Come on, buckle up. I got you. Oh my God!
Come on, buckle up. I got you. Oh my God!
Come on, come out. Hurry.
Come on, come out. Hurry.
Come on! Move it!
Come on! Move it!
Come on! Pass it down!
Come on! Pass it down!
Come on. Oh, man.
Come on. Oh, man.
Come on. You're right, brother, I got you.
Come on. You're right, brother, I got you.
Damn! Found them.
Damn! Found them.
Did Eddie Kim pay you to do this? Yes!
Did Eddie Kim pay you to do this? Yes!
Did you did you see what happened? No.
Did you did you see what happened? No.
Excuse me, she just wants a treat. All right.
Excuse me, she just wants a treat. All right.
Excuse me. Yes.
Excuse me. Yes.
Flynn, what the hell Just sit tight.
Flynn, what the hell Just sit tight.
For real? I bet you could meet him.
For real? I bet you could meet him.
for South Pacific Air, flight 121... Aloha.
for South Pacific Air, flight 121... Aloha.
Get him out of here! Come on, man!
Get him out of here! Come on, man!
Get out of the way! No, no! No!
Get out of the way! No, no! No!
Go go go go! Hurry! Thank you!
Go go go go! Hurry! Thank you!
Good, boy. Yeah, I think I got it all.
Good, boy. Yeah, I think I got it all.
has been delayed half an hour. Oh, come on!
has been delayed half an hour. Oh, come on!
Have you ever acted before? No.
Have you ever acted before? No.
Have you ever acted before? No.
Have you ever acted before? No.
He looks out for his family. That's right.
He looks out for his family. That's right.
He's beautiful. Thank you.
He's beautiful. Thank you.
He's just being a baby. Curtis.
He's just being a baby. Curtis.
Here we go. Here we go. Mary Kate!
Here we go. Here we go. Mary Kate!
Here, man, take some of this water. Thank you.
Here, man, take some of this water. Thank you.
Here. You too, huh?
Here. You too, huh?
Hey hey, where you going? Uh, I have to go down.
Hey hey, where you going? Uh, I have to go down.
Hey, you got any water? Sure, yeah.
Hey, you got any water? Sure, yeah.
Hey! Mister, my brother he got bit.
Hey! Mister, my brother he got bit.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Um...
Hey. Um...
Hi, doll. Hi there, Rick.
Hi, doll. Hi there, Rick.
Hi. Aloha.
Hi. Aloha.
Hi. What's up?
Hi. What's up?
Hmm, Bali, huh? What?
Hmm, Bali, huh? What?
Ho! Oh my God!
Ho! Oh my God!
Hold, hold, push! Come on, hurry!
Hold, hold, push! Come on, hurry!
How long to get the antivenom here? I don't know.
How long to get the antivenom here? I don't know.
How long? How long what?
How long? How long what?
Hurry! Ooh, hurry.
Hurry! Ooh, hurry.
I can't find those two little boys. Little boys?
I can't find those two little boys. Little boys?
I can't reach. I got it.
I can't reach. I got it.
I don't have time to explain. Well, you better make time.
I don't have time to explain. Well, you better make time.
I hate you! Why did you do that?
I hate you! Why did you do that?
I wanna get out. Let me get you up.
I wanna get out. Let me get you up.
I'm loving it. That was a little quick.
I'm loving it. That was a little quick.
I'm on it. Yeah, in a cup!
I'm on it. Yeah, in a cup!
I'm sick of this bullshit. Listen, brother, you got to chill.
I'm sick of this bullshit. Listen, brother, you got to chill.
I'm sorry, sweetie. No, I accept I accept that.
I'm sorry, sweetie. No, I accept I accept that.
If you could please just take a seat. Back away from me, man.
If you could please just take a seat. Back away from me, man.
Is is he gonna die? No, honey.
Is is he gonna die? No, honey.
Is that every snake on that plane? Yes.
Is that every snake on that plane? Yes.
Is that right? Mm hmm.
Is that right? Mm hmm.
It doesn't seem to be doing much good. Snakes don't attack
It doesn't seem to be doing much good. Snakes don't attack
It is I. Hank Harris.
It is I. Hank Harris.
It's gonna be hard. Will you take me with you?
It's gonna be hard. Will you take me with you?
It's gonna be hard. Will you take me with you?
It's gonna be hard. Will you take me with you?
It's that or option B. Which is?
It's that or option B. Which is?
Keep her steady, Rick. All right.
Keep her steady, Rick. All right.
Keep them clean. We're doing that.
Keep them clean. We're doing that.
Ken! Agent Flynn, here.
Ken! Agent Flynn, here.
Ken! Do this. Okay.
Ken! Do this. Okay.
Ladies. Welcome aboard.
Ladies. Welcome aboard.
Let me, let me. I got her. Oh my God.
Let me, let me. I got her. Oh my God.
Let's go get these people some air. Okay.
Let's go get these people some air. Okay.
Look at Claire, Tommy. Look at me, sweetie
Look at Claire, Tommy. Look at me, sweetie
Look at the Howard Hughes of rap. What?
Look at the Howard Hughes of rap. What?
Look, just get a grip, all right? You get a grip, man.
Look, just get a grip, all right? You get a grip, man.
Look, just get a grip, all right? You get a grip, man.
Look, just get a grip, all right? You get a grip, man.
Looks like you can use some antivenom. In the fridge.
Looks like you can use some antivenom. In the fridge.
Man, this is crap right here. Hey, yo, come on, y'all.
Man, this is crap right here. Hey, yo, come on, y'all.
Mm, there you go. Thank you.
Mm, there you go. Thank you.
Mmm, yeah. Mm hmm. It tickles.
Mmm, yeah. Mm hmm. It tickles.
Move, girl! You can't take the stairs!
Move, girl! You can't take the stairs!
No disrespect. Hey, none taken.
No disrespect. Hey, none taken.
No, I can't. No, I can't. Here we go! Come on.
No, I can't. No, I can't. Here we go! Come on.
Oh, Jeez. Very funny. Gotta try, right?
Oh, Jeez. Very funny. Gotta try, right?
Oh, my baby! Here you go.
Oh, my baby! Here you go.
Oh, shit! What the fuck?!
Oh, shit! What the fuck?!
Oh, yeah? Throw a little thong on you
Oh, yeah? Throw a little thong on you
Oh! Oh... Yes!
Oh! Oh... Yes!
Okay, now. It hurts.
Okay, now. It hurts.
Ooh, yeah. She likes you.
Ooh, yeah. She likes you.
Out of the way, grandma! Oh!
Out of the way, grandma! Oh!
Out of the way! Move your ass, God damn it!
Out of the way! Move your ass, God damn it!
Please, I can't I can't do this! Hold on, I'm coming!
Please, I can't I can't do this! Hold on, I'm coming!
Put your ass in it! This part ain't in the game.
Put your ass in it! This part ain't in the game.
Ready to do this? Let's do it.
Ready to do this? Let's do it.
Really? It's very exciting.
Really? It's very exciting.
Rick! What is it?
Rick! What is it?
Sean, hey. Hey.
Sean, hey. Hey.
Show 'em, sweetie. It's okay. What is it?
Show 'em, sweetie. It's okay. What is it?
Sir, seat belt please. Yeah. Great.
Sir, seat belt please. Yeah. Great.
Sir, seat belt please. Yeah. Great.
Sir, seat belt please. Yeah. Great.
Sir. Oh, sorry.
Sir. Oh, sorry.
Sporks? Yeah.
Sporks? Yeah.
Surfing the net. Porn, no doubt.
Surfing the net. Porn, no doubt.
Surprise! Surprise!
Surprise! Surprise!
Take care, all right. All right.
Take care, all right. All right.
Thank you. Oh, look at the little baby.
Thank you. Oh, look at the little baby.
Thank you. with nonstop service to Los Angeles.
Thank you. with nonstop service to Los Angeles.
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
Thanks. Yeah.
Thanks. Yeah.
Thanks. You're welcome.
Thanks. You're welcome.
The clipboard! Hang on to that.
The clipboard! Hang on to that.
The go to guy? Yeah. So he must be good.
The go to guy? Yeah. So he must be good.
There are no lights down there. I don't think so.
There are no lights down there. I don't think so.
This boy is unconscious. Keep that close, all right?
This boy is unconscious. Keep that close, all right?
Trying to steal my dog? Oh, believe me, I don't want the dog.
Trying to steal my dog? Oh, believe me, I don't want the dog.
Use this! Good idea.
Use this! Good idea.
Wanna try again? No no, I'm serious, man.
Wanna try again? No no, I'm serious, man.
We can't wait! Yeah, all right, no doubt.
We can't wait! Yeah, all right, no doubt.
We need to get them to a hospital We're almost to LA now.
We need to get them to a hospital We're almost to LA now.
We need to turn this plane around I don't want to die.
We need to turn this plane around I don't want to die.
What are you doing? My job.
What are you doing? My job.
What squadron were you with? The Awesome Fighting Aces.
What squadron were you with? The Awesome Fighting Aces.
What's going on? The goddamn lever's stuck.
What's going on? The goddamn lever's stuck.
What's the matter with you, Clarence? What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you, Clarence? What's the matter with you?
Which is where? Well, you gotta reset it manually.
Which is where? Well, you gotta reset it manually.
Who? Him.
Who? Him.
Whoa! Oh!
Whoa! Oh!
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
Why? Because if you die,
Why? Because if you die,
Will you sign this, please? Oh yeah, no doubt, little man.
Will you sign this, please? Oh yeah, no doubt, little man.
Wow. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, I know you know who I am. Three G's.
Yeah, I know you know who I am. Three G's.
Yeah, that's cool. Say hi.
Yeah, that's cool. Say hi.
Yeah, yeah. You all right, dude?
Yeah, yeah. You all right, dude?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yes, that's nice. And I'm Mercedes.
Yes, that's nice. And I'm Mercedes.
You all right, man? Yeah, I'm all right, man.
You all right, man? Yeah, I'm all right, man.
You all right? Come on. Yeah.
You all right? Come on. Yeah.
You animal! I hate you! Freakin' dog, lady.
You animal! I hate you! Freakin' dog, lady.
You are? Oh, come on now.
You are? Oh, come on now.
you know what I mean? Yeah.
you know what I mean? Yeah.
You know, like the car, vroom vroom. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
You know, like the car, vroom vroom. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
You okay? Yeah.
You okay? Yeah.
You sit down. Back away from me. Whoa whoa whoa.
You sit down. Back away from me. Whoa whoa whoa.
You slowed down? Yeah.
You slowed down? Yeah.
You'd better. Be careful. Yeah.
You'd better. Be careful. Yeah.
'Cause that's where you wanted to go.
'Cause that's where you wanted to go.
'Cause you know, I I would love to put you in one of my pool party videos.
'Cause you know, I I would love to put you in one of my pool party videos.
'Cause you know, I I would love to put you in one of my pool party videos.
'Cause you know, I I would love to put you in one of my pool party videos.
'Cause, you know, keeping your sexy right is part of the business too.
'Cause, you know, keeping your sexy right is part of the business too.
# 'Cause it's nature's game #
# 'Cause it's nature's game #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day #
# A lovely day. #
# A lovely day. #
# All I see are sunny skies #
# All I see are sunny skies #
# All your fantasies #
# All your fantasies #
# And I hate the game #
# And I hate the game #
# And I would do anything for you #
# And I would do anything for you #
# And sat right next to Destiny #
# And sat right next to Destiny #
# Around your neck #
# Around your neck #
# Before you land the plane #
# Before you land the plane #
# Before you win the game #
# Before you win the game #
# Being out in the open air #
# Being out in the open air #
# Blue skies, party people #
# Blue skies, party people #
# But I'm scared 'cause I swore #
# But I'm scared 'cause I swore #
# But I'm scared 'cause I swore #
# But I'm scared 'cause I swore #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it #
# Come on, bring it. #
# Come on, bring it. #
# Come on, I say, hey now, now #
# Come on, I say, hey now, now #
# Come on, I wanna #
# Come on, I wanna #
# Don't let the snakes coil up #
# Don't let the snakes coil up #
# Don't throw up signs #
# Don't throw up signs #
# Don't try to keep 'em if they got to go #
# Don't try to keep 'em if they got to go #
# Every time I look into your eyes #
# Every time I look into your eyes #
# Fuck 'em, I don't care #
# Fuck 'em, I don't care #
# Goodbye #
# Goodbye #
# He said that he wasn't at liberty to say #
# He said that he wasn't at liberty to say #
# Here we go again, my friend #
# Here we go again, my friend #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive #
# I can see the venom #
# I can see the venom #
# I can see the venom #
# I can see the venom #
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
# I can see the venom in their eyes #
# I hate the player #
# I hate the player #
# I said, we'll just float #
# I said, we'll just float #
# I said, we'll just fly #
# I said, we'll just fly #
# I saw a snake on the plane. #
# I saw a snake on the plane. #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I say, hey now, now #
# I wanna fly out there and see #
# I wanna fly out there and see #
# I wanna keep 'em till the early morn' #
# I wanna keep 'em till the early morn' #
# I'm no stranger to danger #
# I'm no stranger to danger #
# I'm no stranger to danger #
# I'm no stranger to danger #
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
# I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes #
# I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired #
# I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired #
# I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired #
# I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired #
# In their eyes, goodbye #
# In their eyes, goodbye #
# In their eyes, goodbye #
# In their eyes, goodbye #
# It's a risky game #
# It's a risky game #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's gonna be #
# It's just a little turbulence #
# It's just a little turbulence #
# It's time to fly #
# It's time to fly #
# It's true, it's true #
# It's true, it's true #
# Just doing what we want to do #
# Just doing what we want to do #
# Ladies and gentlemen, the snakes are slithering #
# Ladies and gentlemen, the snakes are slithering #
# Living life like we just don't care #
# Living life like we just don't care #
# Lounging in their suits and ties #
# Lounging in their suits and ties #
# No need for nervousness #
# No need for nervousness #
# Not doing what we're supposed to #
# Not doing what we're supposed to #
# Not even any carry on #
# Not even any carry on #
# Not one single care in the world #
# Not one single care in the world #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# Oh, I'm ready for it #
# On this motherfucking plane #
# On this motherfucking plane #
# On this motherfucking plane #
# On this motherfucking plane #
# On top of the clouds #
# On top of the clouds #
# On top of the clouds #
# On top of the clouds #
# On top of the clouds #
# On top of the clouds #
# Pop the cheap champagne #
# Pop the cheap champagne #
# Send me an angel, an angel #
# Send me an angel, an angel #
# Send me an angel, an angel #
# Send me an angel, an angel #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# Snakes on the brain #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# So kiss me goodbye #
# Spearhead in the area #
# Spearhead in the area #
# Staying together till the end #
# Staying together till the end #
# That cover our skies #
# That cover our skies #
# That cover our skies #
# That cover our skies #
# That cover our skies instead #
# That cover our skies instead #
# That don't land planes #
# That don't land planes #
# That visibly a vagabond #
# That visibly a vagabond #
# The sign of the times, he said, but take it in vain #
# The sign of the times, he said, but take it in vain #
# The sign of the times, he said, but take it in vain #
# The sign of the times, he said, but take it in vain #
# They say there's a future ahead so #
# They say there's a future ahead so #
# This industry's venomous with cold blooded sentiment #
# This industry's venomous with cold blooded sentiment #
# Times are strange #
# Times are strange #
# To make the skies alive, is it serpentine #
# To make the skies alive, is it serpentine #
# Watch the whores parade for the price of fame, hey #
# Watch the whores parade for the price of fame, hey #
# We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane #
# We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane #
# We keep on rockin' till the early morn' #
# We keep on rockin' till the early morn' #
# We'll just float #
# We'll just float #
# We're going down in flames, hey #
# We're going down in flames, hey #
# Will fuck you up #
# Will fuck you up #
# With dollar signs in their eyes, with tongues so reptilian #
# With dollar signs in their eyes, with tongues so reptilian #
# Would we be okay? #
# Would we be okay? #
# Yeah, just tag along #
# Yeah, just tag along #
# You don't want us to play #
# You don't want us to play #
# You really so the girl #
# You really so the girl #
# You've got to let it go #
# You've got to let it go #
# You've got to let it go #
# You've got to let it go #

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