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A chain of very successful yogurt shops.
A couple girls are freshening up in there.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?
A million members?
A more relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week.
A new website called Facebook. Do you have this in America?
A place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life.
A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid.
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie,
A wild card.
About 10 days ago. Right after we launched the site.
Absolutely do that.
Absolutely, Mr. Parker.
Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page.
After expressing misgivings about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company
Albright.
All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently...
All right, bye bye.
All right, let's just forget about it.
All right, love you, too.
All right, shut the music down!
All right, thank you very much. And, Dad...
All right.
All right. Thanks, guys.
All right. Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr. Hotchkiss.
All you had all day was that salad. Do you wanna get something to eat?
Allowing you to buy stock in the newly reincorporated Facebook,
Almost forgot.
Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag!
Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda.
Amy!
An ambush.
An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music.
An appletini.
And a page size of 256 bytes.
And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew
And a witness in another.
And apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics.
And ask the respondent to stipulate that the articles of incorporation
And at its center, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about.
And began a plan to screw him out of a company
And cancel all existing checks and lines of credit.
And Case'll suffer for their sins, too.
And delusional.
And didn't have time to get dressed.
And Divya Narendra.
And Eduardo won't come close to getting in.
And for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO.
And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg
And fun, and they lead to a better life.
And Harvard Connection is lame.
And he is a houseguest living here rent free
And he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town.
And he still hadn't completed work on Harvard Connection.
And he struck me as kind of a...
And he told story after story about life in Silicon Valley,
And he was also my best friend.
And he was going to have to write tens of thousands of lines of code,
And he was gone.
And here's the masthead.
And his 5% of the company will come from my end.
And his compensation will depend on how much work he ends up doing.
And how's it going so far?
And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.
And I don't wanna perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
And I had the chicken with me,
And I had to feed my chicken, so I...
And I haven't been to class.
And I see we have our first surrender.
And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was.
And I want him dead.
And I want to welcome you all
And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.
And I wanted to do it nice this time.
And I'm asking what you want me to do about it.
And I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database,
And I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site...
And if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
And if one domino goes, the other dominos go.
And if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama,
And if we could just order some food, I think we should...
And if we start installing pop ups for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool.
And in between there was a long flight.
And instances of theft, misappropriation or...
And it certainly was not the act of a friend.
And it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.
And let you know that we're not anymore.
And look, I wanna see everyone here geared up for a party.
And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates,
And Mark?
And moving it to California for the summer,
And now we're going to live on the Internet!
And now you want us to hear it twice?
And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images.
And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join.
And Peter Thiel, 7%.
And Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.
And so you know that money isn't a big part of my life.
And some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
And someone's saying it's gotta be over by 11:00.
And start working on a settlement agreement to present to you.
And stole our computer, that would be a university issue.
And tagging. The idea...
And tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive.
And that Manningham was so impressed
And that shut everybody up.
And that's where you're headed. A billion dollar valuation.
And the closest I've come to dealing with him face to face
And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,
And the lobster claws, that'll get us started.
And the other 15?
And the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me.
And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold.
And then before I left he said...
And then finally a voter holding agreement.
And then he got around to The Facebook.
And then he went on to his second business venture,
And then intercept all traffic over its secure port.
And then people can go online, see your bio, request to be your...
And then rated women based on their hotness.
And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."'
And then you're gonna say, "Which one of you is Roth?"
And there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time.
And they have Facebook at Cambridge?
And they wanna have drinks tonight.
And they want you to say "thank you" while you...
And they'll see us again.
And this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to make a fourth.
And this was the first time he indicated he was not happy.
And to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted,
And we know that you've been taking it in the shins.
And we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school.
And we're gonna have to pay them something.
And we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe.
And we're not suing anybody.
And what did you say?
And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
And what was your ownership share diluted down to?
And when were you gonna call me?
And you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper.
And you just never bothered to change it?
And you made a bad business deal with your own company?
And you memorized that instead of doing what?
And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch,
And you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet.
And you're here because...
And you're not a hugger.
And you're saying that I don't?
And you've spoken to your House Master?
And, by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law.
And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone?
And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.
Another three hours in the tank and then studying.
Any questions?
Anybody?
Appear simultaneously on all five computers.
Approaching the grandstands,
Are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
Are you guys related?
Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles?
Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.
Are you mocking me?
As for any charges stemming from the breach of security,
As I take it that they were.
As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever
As opposed to the old shares, which are now worthless.
As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638.
Ashleigh? Me? No.
Asked you to build Harvard Connection?
At 4:00 in the morning?
At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi.
At the barrier, Hollandia is leading Harvard University by one length.
At this point, your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company?
Attention... Go!
Awesome.
Back at 2:30.
Based on their current rating, right?
Be right back.
Because he knows what apparently you don't,
Because he was a member of the Phoenix Club.
Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.
Because I had to have the chicken with me at all times.
Because I wasn't called out there for either one.
Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam.
Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.
Because that's what the angry do nowadays.
Because the world's most obvious Lewis Carroll reference is in...
Because they don't want you, they want your idea.
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard.
Because you don't have a Harvard...
Because you got e mails for everybody at the Phoenix.
Because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance.
Because you think the final club that's easiest to get into
Because you're a nerd.
Because, Wardo, I've got some good news.
Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement.
Between ******* guys and Asian girls.
Billy.
Biochem, even though you're a French major whose name is Amy.
Bong hit.
Bong hit.
Bosnia.
Brighter men than you have tried and failed this class.
Broke your 335 year old doorknob.
Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music,
But at the moment, I could buy Mount Auburn Street,
But Baylor already had a social network on campus.
But check it out, I saw him today.
But he's too embarrassed to shop for it in a department store.
But I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k bytes.
But I am willing to let bygones be bygones,
But I like the idea of comparing two people together.
But I was kidding, for God's sakes. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?
But I'm not talking about a dating site.
But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls.
But Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything.
But Mark doesn't want advertising. Who's right?
But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California.
But mostly I figured, how much could possibly go wrong in three months?
But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company.
But not this time. This is our time.
But on January 11th, 2004,
But she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents' place.
But she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
But so what?
But that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time.
But then I started reading.
But there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie.
But they slid the invitation under my door tonight.
But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right?
But we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break.
But you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture.
But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you
But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
But, you know, this could help rehabilitate your image.
By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain.
Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law.
Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy options
Cam, this guy hacked the facebook of seven houses.
Can I continue with my deposition?
Can I get a Glock and kill you?
Can we do that? It's been almost three hours.
Can you please repeat the question?
Certainly.
Changed their profiles, changed their photos...
Chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym.
Check to see which one of their friends
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
Chris is director of publicity,
Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired...
Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach,
Christy, what do you like to drink?
Christy's crazy.
Colleagues of their father.
College kids are online because their friends are online
Come on, man. This is bullshit. This is another club playing a prank.
Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk.
Come on!
Come on.
Coming back to school for at least a semester,
Comparing women to farm animals.
Cool.
December 10, 2003.
Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,
Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Did I use any of your code?
Did we what?
Did you answer affirmatively
Did you know that they came from money?
Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China
Did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means?
Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that?
Did you really just say that?
Did you say yes?
Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.
Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection?
Do I look stupid to you?
Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company?
Do you realize that your actions could have destroyed
Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed and used the computer for a minute?
Do you think I deserve it?
Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht,
Do you?
Does anybody hear that banging?
Does everybody see how he got there?
Does it matter?
Doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook?
Doesn't that sound good?
Don't care what anyone's Relationship Status is on Facebook.
Don't ever apologize to anyone for losing a race like that.
Don't screw around with me now. Look at me.
Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg.
Don't you get that?
Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline.
Done.
Drop the "The." Just "Facebook."
Dude, somebody's at the door.
During the time when you say you had this idea,
Dustin is vice president and head of programing,
Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers.
Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.
Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me.
Easy enough, except I need an idea.
Eduardo didn't come out?
Eduardo is CFO and owns 30% of the company.
Eduardo, spring break, you and Mr. Zuckerberg took a trip to New York.
Eduardo, what happened after the initial launch?
Eduardo? Eduardo?
Either of you can answer.
Enough to get him out of the company. The drugs, the girls.
Erica Albright's a bitch.
Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now
Erica?
Erica.
Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire user base.
Even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.
Every freshman is issued one of these, and somewhere in this book it says...
Every minute the site is up, Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.
Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going.
Every tenth line of code written, they have to drink a shot.
Every time you go out to see Mark.
Everybody on campus was using it.
Everybody, go home!
Everything I've been working on?
Everything's great.
Exactly like Napster.
Exactly.
Excellent. Moving right along.
Except if you had known what you were looking for,
Excuse me, Mark?
Excuse me! Everybody!
Excuse me.
Expose its SSL encryption,
Facebook me when you get home.
Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do.
Farm animals.
Fine, he lied to our e mail accounts and he gave himself a 42 day head start,
First up is Kirkland.
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.
For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,
For one week, carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken.
For the last two weeks.
For the record, she may look like a 34C,
Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up.
Four documents.
French.
Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1 st, 2003.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.
From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss.
From that point on, it was a Seanathon.
From the individual houses that people are in.
From the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise.
Full course load. Studying.
Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring.
Get on board with this, man.
Get the hell out of here!
Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard.
Give each girl a base rating of 1400.
Give me the mailing list.
Go home, Sean.
Go see if it's everybody's.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Good boy.
Good call, Mr. Olson.
Good luck with your video game.
Good race, boys. Take the bitter with the better, eh?
Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you?
Goodbye, sweetie.
Great. Four of those.
Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting, but whose discovery is this?
Hacking's supposed to be stealth, so every time the server detects an intrusion,
Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe.
Harvard Student Handbook.
Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job.
Harvard. Edu is the most prestigious e mail address in the country, man.
Harvard. Edu.
Harvard's network is about to crash.
Have I said something wrong?
Have you ever seen her with anyone?
Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
Have you seen the big ones up close?
Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?
Have you? Have you seen a race that close?
He almost killed it.
He blogged about you.
He comes up with an idea for a high end place
He crashed out of two pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion,
He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland,
He doesn't have money. Dustin's a better programmer.
He founded Napster when he was 19. He can be late.
He got an internship in New York.
He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead.
He just runs a $2 billion hedge fund called Clarium Capital.
He owned Mark after that dinner.
He picked up the check, he told Mark they'd talk again soon,
He said even his most pathetic friends
He set up a website where you vote on the hotness of female undergrads.
He set up the whole website in one night, and he did it while he was drunk.
He still owns 7% of the company.
He stole our website.
He took us through his episode with Napster.
He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did.
He was also communicating with the plaintiffs?
He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building Harvard Connection?
He was on a 36 hour coding tear, so he took a nap for a couple of hours.
He was right, California's the place we've gotta be.
He'd already told me that he wouldn't be
He'll have violated federal law.
He'll send a cease and desist letter.
He's 25 minutes late.
He's 25 minutes late.
He's a good guy and he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to do...
He's expanding.
He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate
He's gonna say it's stupid.
He's had a reputation with drugs...
He's here.
Hello?
Hello.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though.
Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk?
Hey, guess what?
Hey, guys, check this out.
Hey, guys. Come on back.
Hey, man, sorry.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, Mark's here.
Hey, that was great. That was the right thing to do.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us.
Hey!
Hi.
Hi.
His Royal Highness Prince Albert.
Hit "Refresh."
Hollandia maintains a lead of three quarters of a length.
Holy shit.
Honey, you should put your laptop away.
How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down.
How did you know that?
How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people
How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us?
How do you go to a party and you meet someone...
How many shares of stock will I own?
How much activity was there on this thing?
How much were your shares diluted? How much were his?
How old are they, Sean?
How old are you?
How they check their friends' status updates.
How would you know? You weren't even there.
How?
How's it gonna look?
Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions.
I am not going back to that life.
I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A E Pi!
I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate your help today.
I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
I believe I've pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
I brought down the record companies with Napster
I brought you a present.
I can live with that.
I can read about you torturing birds. Since when...
I can read it to you.
I can run an empty search
I can tell them to turn the music down.
I can't connect.
I can't have this, Wardo.
I can't imagine it would be a problem.
I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls,
I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check.
I can't.
I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.
I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.
I dealt with the associate dean of the college.
I dealt with the various animal rights groups,
I did not torture the chicken. I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy?
I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.
I didn't know that. Tell me more.
I didn't know we had a doorbell.
I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting,
I didn't know you couldn't do that.
I didn't use anything.
I didn't wanna spend my 20s as a professional defendant.
I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company.
I do remember you saying that.
I do.
I don't care if he's an actual angel. Why is he setting up business meetings?
I don't care.
I don't go to school.
I don't hate anybody.
I don't know CourseMatch.
I don't know how.
I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think it's that complicated. They're hot, they're smart,
I don't think you need to school me in the importance of getting there first. Thank you.
I don't understand that question.
I don't understand, I don't understand. Why not?
I don't understand.
I doubt it.
I drew it on the account you froze.
I drew it on the account you froze.
I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site
I figured we were partners. I wanted to be a team player.
I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.
I founded Napster.
I got back this afternoon.
I gotta go in.
I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.
I had no idea whether they came from money or not.
I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition
I have here an article from The Crimson...
I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art
I have no intention of being friends with you.
I haven't gotten in yet.
I heard about your big ticket ad buys. Gary's Tuxedos.
I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous.
I invented Facebook.
I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.
I just slept with Sean Parker?
I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website.
I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace.
I know he did.
I know that.
I know you do.
I know, I know. Yeah, watch out.
I know.
I know.
I made the second cut.
I mean the more wasted that I get...
I mean, do you think...
I mean, it's both of ours. We're...
I mean, it's just the first of a four step process,
I mean, she's actually psychotic.
I mean, she's actually psychotic.
I mean, the whole site's kind of based on the idea that girls...
I mean, we need a gifted programmer who's creative.
I mean, what do you do?
I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout.
I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with a MySQL back end.
I need my CFO.
I need to do something to take my mind off her.
I opened a new account and put $18,000 in it.
I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything. I mean, I've got allergies.
I posted the paintings and asked people to comment.
I put on a tie and I shined my shoes, but nobody wants to take orders from a kid.
I really don't know. This office doesn't handle petty larceny.
I remember something about a trombone.
I said I'd help.
I said it's time to monetize the site.
I said, "Let's do it."
I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared.
I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me, too.
I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot.
I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook,
I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals.
I specialize in voir dire, jury selection.
I stole it from a tranny.
I think I may have missed a birthday.
I think I'm good right here.
I think I've come up with something.
I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall,
I think Wardo's jealous.
I think we'd have to jump out and drown.
I think you should definitely come and live with us.
I understand.
I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get the site taken down now.
I wanna try to be straightforward with you
I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school.
I want an injunction. I want damages. I want punitive relief.
I want... I need you out here.
I was being accused of forced cannibalism.
I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things,
I was drunk and angry and stupid.
I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark,
I was just being polite.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was not asleep.
I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.
I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.
I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all,
I was the US Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call.
I was your only friend.
I wasn't making a comment on your appearance.
I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
I wasn't wearing my contacts.
I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back.
I will call someone and see what the next move is.
I will get it under control.
I wish he'd been asleep.
I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet?
I wouldn't say I approached him.
I...
I... What?
I'd been accepted, and as part of my initiation I had to,
I'd gotten into the Phoenix.
I'd like to freeze this bank account
I'd raised concerns before.
I'll be right back.
I'll get out of here.
I'll send flowers.
I'm a competitive racer, Div.
I'm a hard worker.
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a second year associate at the firm.
I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!
I'm Cameron Winklevoss and this is my brother, Tyler.
I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice.
I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits.
I'm devastated by that.
I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection
I'm going to enter this into the record.
I'm gonna call you back.
I'm gonna find your mother.
I'm gonna go watch the race film.
I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network,
I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers!
I'm in.
I'm interviewing two interns to come to Palo Alto
I'm just calling it the Wall.
I'm just checking your math on that.
I'm just saying I need to do something substantial
I'm late for biochem.
I'm Marylin Delpy. I introduced myself when we first...
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not sure how we missed it.
I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at.
I'm not sure why you're asking me that.
I'm not the expert, but being connected to torturing animals
I'm okay.
I'm on my way.
I'm saying, let's calm down until we know what we're talking about.
I'm Sean Parker.
I'm Sharon.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that.
I'm sorry, President Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us.
I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab.
I'm supposed to write about these four paintings.
I'm sure you're right.
I'm talking about a jury.
I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.
I'm talking about the idea of it and I'm saying that it's never finished.
I'm the business end of this company.
I'm the guy that wants to help. This is our thing.
I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo?
I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class
I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000 for an Internet venture,
I've been calling his cell.
I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I'd never seen a race that close.
I've got champagne.
I've heard.
I've never been in this building before.
I've read enough.
I've read the letter.
I've spent hours watching what people do when they log on.
If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings,
If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.
If this is online, I wanna see it.
If we could just go somewhere for a minute...
If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.
If you don't have a place to crash,
If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots.
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,
If you have a problem with that, Mr. Winklevoss...
If you say so.
If you're a trout.
In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up.
In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you.
In late November, I got the e mail from Mark
In one of your e mails to Mr. Narendra,
In order to get the attention of the clubs.
In the 16th e mail you raised concerns about the site's functionality.
In the scheme of things,
In their dealings with members in this community.
Including and especially your clients,
Including the requirement to withdraw from the college.
Incorporation papers for Facebook, an LLC registered in Florida.
Interns.
Is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy.
Is exactly what we were told to do in your freshman address.
Is exclusivity. Right?
Is it Stanford?
Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls
Is probably bad for business.
Is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday.
Is that a question?
Is that they identified me as a co founder of Facebook.
Is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Is there any way to make this a fair fight?
Is there anything we can do?
Is this yours?
It didn't stop you from writing it.
It exploded.
It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel
It is better to be accused of necrophilia.
It is perfect and it's got a pool.
It just started raining.
It may not have been good business, but it pissed a lot of people off.
It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue.
It probably was a diversity thing.
It really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site.
It said that we had to have a business meeting.
It says the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming
It was a beautiful day and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.
It was a big project,
It was a great idea.
It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.
It was Bill Gates.
It was called The Facebook then.
It was Caribbean Night.
It was insanely stupid of me not to have my own lawyers look over all the...
It was just a diversity thing. Just ride that horse until...
It was just a party.
It was kind of a no brainer.
It was paid for out of the $1,000 account I had set up a few months earlier.
It was set up through my girlfriend at the time.
It was three or four years ago. I don't know what I said.
It was...
It wasn't a tsk.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
It would be a crime for it not to be shared.
It'll be because you're an asshole.
It's 20 degrees outside.
It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester.
It's a speeding ticket.
It's a Valentine's Day theme. They're playing love songs.
It's also called the Statue of Three Lies.
It's better to be accused of necrophilia.
It's called a cease and desist letter. What were their names?
It's called the Harvard Connection.
It's called the Little Bighorn. That's smart, Mark.
It's clean and simple.
It's cleaner.
It's embarrassing, so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.
It's gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow.
It's gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.
It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it.
It's gonna cost a little more money.
It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus
It's Mark.
It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. In New York, where I just came from.
It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would.
It's not a coincidence.
It's not a dish best served cold. It's best served immediately and relentlessly.
It's not important you be sure why I'm asking.
It's not polite to ask.
It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls.
It's on your blog.
It's really awesome, except it's freakishly addictive.
It's really smart, man.
It's slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time,
It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me.
It's The Bridge.
It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto.
It's time for you to go home. The party is over.
It's time to monetize the thing.
It's why people take certain classes and sit where they sit and do what they do.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
Just a second.
Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true.
Just brutal, brutally close. Brutally excruciating. Jesus.
Just row the damn boat.
Keep your jacket on.
Kids' stuff.
Knew more about getting people interested in a website than these guys.
Knock it off.
Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
Latina.
Left.
Left.
Left.
Let me rephrase this.
Let me tell you something, Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss,
Let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everybody else.
Let me tell you why I'm asking.
Let the hacking begin.
Let's continue.
Let's gut the frigging nerd.
Let's line up some shots.
Let's take the considerable resources at our disposal and sue him in federal court.
Let's write it.
Like a glottal stop.
Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes
Like they do on hotornot. Com.
Like we're making a diorama for a science fair?
Listen, something's happened.
Look at my face and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.
Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money
Ma'am, I know you've done your homework,
Mackey, put it up on the big screen. We've gotta almost be there.
Majoring in French literature, though I wasn't aware there was such a thing.
Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.
Manningham, Mitchell Manningham, my Case Equity guy.
Mark was asleep.
Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago.
Mark Zuckerberg?
Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship.
Mark, what is this?
Mark, you got...
Mark!
Mark?
Mark?
Mark.
Mark.
Mark.
Maurice is gonna talk to you about some corporate restructuring.
May I continue?
May I introduce my teammates?
Maybe you want DMA on your 16 bit system. Who knows?
Microsoft.
Mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two.
Mind if I send myself an e mail?
Miss, I need you to button your blouse.
Mr. Dowd.
Mr. Hotchkiss? Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad.
Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything
Mr. Saverin, what happened after the initial launch?
Mr. Saverin.
Mr. Saverin.
Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here.
Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our e mails or phone calls
Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name The Facebook
Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing.
Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer?
My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase.
My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school.
My father won't even look at me.
My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer
My grandfather, Jack Kelly, was one of the premier rowers of his day.
Neither of you yet.
Next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.
Nice to meet you.
No Disneyland, no "live nude girls." But watch.
No shit.
No, and settle down, please. I have here an article from The Crimson...
No, back. I mean back at the bar with Erica Albright. She said all that?
No, calm down.
No, don't ever apologize to me for losing a race like that.
No, he didn't tell us about it at all.
No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it.
No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players.
No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer.
No, it was an outrageously leading question the first time around,
No, it's all right. It's gonna be all right.
No, it's because you're not thinking how it's gonna look.
No, it's not.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, take your time.
No, no. Cambridge.
No, sir. No.
No, that's it.
No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl.
No, you didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts
No, Your Highness.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,
Not at the time, I wasn't. But...
Not happened. Happening. The next big thing.
Not just at Harvard, but in the world.
Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all.
Not to my knowledge. No.
Not to put anything indelicately, but...
Nothing I can do about that.
Nothing.
Nothing.
November 30th, 2003.
Now I have to explain this to my father. I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody.
Now, here's the most impressive statistic.
Now, is there anything that you need to tell me?
Now, let me ask you something.
Of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian.
Of course. Brilliant race. I've never seen a race that close.
Oh, he's wired in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, well, they find it to be intellectual property theft.
Okay, anybody else feel like there's something up with this guy?
Okay, don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout?
Okay, let's look at a sample problem.
Okay, this is gonna be tricky.
Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia.
Okay, we're gonna need identification. Keep your hands where we can see them.
Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world class athletes.
Okay, well, we have something that we've been working on for a while
Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?
Okay, what is wrong?
Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants.
Okay. Did he add anything else?
Okay. No. You don't think I deserve your attention?
On a street two blocks from the Stanford campus.
On distribution of digitized images.
One million!
One on the left.
One valid bit, one modified bit, one reference bit and five permission bits.
One, Harvard was founded in 1636, not 1638.
One, she said "facebook me," right? And then the other is, well, you know...
Oops.
Open your present. It's a silk scarf.
Opens a store and calls it Victoria's Secret.
Or any of those other social networking sites is...
Or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches?
Or I get into a final club.
Or Manningham. One of them.
Or you could get into a final club.
Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google.
Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article.
Our second programmer just got overwhelmed with schoolwork.
Pay them.
People are gonna log on because after all the cake and watermelon,
People came to Facemash in a stampede, right?
People don't walk around with a sign on them that says...
People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends,
People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information.
People who go on The Facebook
Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient.
Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a million members.
Please, open your present.
Please. So it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money.
Plus, every three minutes they all have to drink a shot.
Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh highs, you know?
Pretending you were running this company?
Pretty soon all the Baylor kids saw their friends on our site and we were in.
Private behavior is a relic of a time gone by.
Punch me in the face. Go ahead.
Put them on my desk.
Quincy has no online facebook. What a sham.
Refresh.
Relax, it's fine.
Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland?
Right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size,
Right here is fine.
Right here!
Right or left?
Right?
Right.
Run away with you on a new project.
Say it. Why not?
Screw it.
Sean Parker founded Napster.
Sean, he'll be right with you.
Sean, how are you? Come on in.
Sean, how old are they?
Sean, stop. I think something's going on downstairs.
See, in a world where social structure was everything,
Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day.
Seriously, what happened to the music?
Seven different people spammed me the same link.
Sharon?
She looks familiar to a lot of people.
She said, "Facebook me and we can all go for a drink later,"
She told me that she and her friends are already talking about the race,
She was under oath.
She's a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising.
She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.
Shit, I need a second to let the classiness waft over me.
Shit, that makes sense.
Shit!
Shit! Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Should we get something to eat?
Since you're on the subject of right and wrong.
Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call.
Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple.
Sir?
Six months academic probation.
So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook.
So how is Christy?
So how's it going?
So I assumed you had met one.
So I decided to come up with the next big thing.
So I went to California, and I went straight to the new offices.
So I wondered why he was coming to me and not his roommates,
So I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project.
So I'm going to have to get all the images
So if there's something wrong, if there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me.
So instead of going right after them,
So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script.
So let me tell you what happens to a 20 year old at the top of a hot dot com.
So that these guys sign a nondisclosure agreement.
So that was why.
So the challenge when I wrote BASIC wasn't just to run at 4 k bytes,
So they have no way of detecting an intrusion.
So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy.
So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. And it's a Tuesday night?
So what were their names?
So when's it going live?
So where the hell is Eduardo?
So why not build a website that offers that?
So you can see why it's so important to get in.
So you gotta get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco.
So you were called in front of the Ad Board.
So, what can I do for you? Did I insult your girlfriends?
So, what do you think?
So?
So...
Somebody stop her!
Somebody. Somebody sent the coke in there, because it got in there.
Someone from the Porc or the Fly must have reported it.
Someone go to the left. Dude, do left.
Someone must have seen me, because the next thing I knew
Sometimes not singing in an a Capella group is a good thing.
Somewhere around the end of November or early December.
Sorry you flew all the way out here to see that.
Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!
Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies.
Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma.
Stanford's had it for, like, two weeks now.
Starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company
State the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg,
Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.
Stop it, Cam.
Stop it.
Stop typing. We're off the record.
Students are required to respect public and private ownership,
Students. Undergrads.
Suppose we're given a computer with a 16 bit virtual address
Sure I do.
Sure.
Sure. Mark?
Sweet!
Sweet.
Sy and the others are having a steak on University Avenue.
Take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping pong room.
Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president
Tell him Divya Narendra called.
Tell him okay,
Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.
Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing.
Tell you what. Gesture of good faith.
Telling me to come out for the millionth member party.
Than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
Than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness,
Thank you very much for your time, sir.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. I appreciate that.
That he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash.
That he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down.
That I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix
That I'm an entrepreneur.
That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up.
That is really good.
That kit computer on the cover of that magazine had an 8080 processor in it.
That Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity,
That might be considered legitimate grounds for termination?
That represents a 34.4% ownership share.
That was a good race, and that was a fair race.
That was stupid.
That was the act of a child, not a businessman,
That was the thing.
That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy.
That would be impressive,
That you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken.
That's a Facebook page?
That's an EpiPen.
That's awesome.
That's comforting.
That's correct.
That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us the finger in The Crimson.
That's gonna cut into your security deposit.
That's good.
That's gotta be some kind of land speed record for talking.
That's it, that's our show for tonight, people.
That's life in the NFL.
That's my roommate.
That's not mine.
That's not what happened.
That's really for us to decide.
That's the doorbell.
That's the point. The way fashion's never finished.
That's their own stupidity. I should've been there.
That's tough for me, 'cause my... Never mind.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow.
That's what you said?
That's where her friends are.
That's why I wanted to talk to you.
The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.
The affirmative?
The beginnings of this industry were very humble.
The company's here. A billion dollar company's here.
The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people.
The eight status bits would then be...
The eight status bits would then be...
The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it.
The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc.
The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.
The first two are common stock purchase agreements,
The grounds are our thing is cool and popular,
The guy is the prince of a country the size of Nantucket.
The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink,
The ******* fraternity.
The lacquered pork with that ginger confit. Tuna tartare?
The last candidate to hit the window has to drink a shot.
The main difference between what we're talking about and MySpace or Friendster,
The more bad I get at this, the more wasted I get.
The network's down.
The next transformative development, a picture sharing application.
The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one
The party's over!
The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.
The Porcellian, the Porc. It's the best of the best.
The purpose of a business is to make a profit.
The question is,
The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook,
The right.
The site got 2,200 hits within two hours?
The site's live.
The system uses one level page tables that start at address hex 400.
The third is an exchange agreement
The three lies. First...
The truth is, she has a nice face.
The users are interconnected. That is the whole point.
The Winklevi aren't suing me for intellectual property theft.
Their names were Christy and Alice,
Then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO,
Then I guess that would be the first time somebody's lied under oath.
Then it's all good.
Then they'll come back up to the office,
Then why aren't we doing anything about it?
There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population...
There is a girl in your art history class. Her name is Stephanie Attis.
There isn't a snake, but I need to ask you something.
There was nothing to hack.
There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip.
There's a chance they're actually gonna...
There's a snake in here, Amy.
There's juice or anything else you can find. Help yourself.
There's no such thing as Harvard law.
These guys are just freaking fast.
These guys know people. And I need their e mails.
These guys.
They are suing me because for the first time in their lives,
They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.
They don't have roads, but they have Facebook.
They had demonstrated an interest to you in that kind of thing.
They had my blog.
They hate doing stories about Harvard.
They have 10 minutes to get root access to a Python web server,
They have a right to give it a try,
They identify you as one of the founders of Facebook.
They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration.
They link to a PHP that redirects or something. Weird.
They need your signature on some documents,
They pointed that out.
They say one unflattering word about you in public, you own their wife and kids.
They wanna have drinks later.
They wanna reincorporate the company. They wanna meet you.
They won.
They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night.
They'll make shit up.
They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache.
They're gonna beg you to take their money.
They're gonna pitch you. Case Equity is going to pitch you.
They're hacking.
They're not *******, and they can't dance.
They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.
They're scared of me, pal, and they're gonna be scared of you.
Thiel might wanna make an angel investment.
Things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them.
Thirty nine days after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients,
This action, this meeting, the two of you being here is wrong.
This because I froze the account?
This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful.
This doesn't need to be that difficult.
This house and this team are great. It's exactly what it should be.
This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars.
This is a once in a generation, "holy shit" idea.
This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty.
This is blowing my mind.
This is from a lawyer, Mark. They must feel they have some grounds.
This is gonna be news, Sean. It's gonna be online any second.
This is Harvard, where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people.
This is not happening.
This is our guy.
This is pathetic.
This is serious.
This is the first time he mentioned any problem?
This is what drives life at college. "Are you having sex or aren't you?"
This is what we needed. We're going to Summers.
This isn't mine.
This isn't petty larceny.
This may be difficult. I'll come back later.
This must be hard.
This was college.
This was the first time you raised any of those concerns, right?
This'll be your first.
Thousand.
To everyone who ever has built a chair, okay?
To Fuerza Latina,
To Leslie Wexner and The Limited for $4 million.
To Phoenix Club's first party of the fall semester!
To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on Harvard Connection?
To understand the difference between right and wrong.
Twenty one.
Twenty two thousand page requests.
Twenty two thousand?
Twenty two thousand?
Twenty two thousand.
Two nights ago, a sophomore choked the network from a laptop at Kirkland.
Two, Harvard was not founded by John Harvard.
Ty.
Ty.
Tyler spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother's.
Tyler Winklevoss.
Tyler Winklevoss.
Under the heading "Standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community,"
Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook,
Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us.
Unless you paid extra for a 1 K memory board, you got 256 bytes.
Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with
Unless you're the ballet theater of Hartford,
Use Sweet Kamikazes.
Very good. You can go in now.
Via Network Solutions.
Violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com.
W l N K L E V O S S.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?
Wait, what is this?
Wait. Yeah, there is.
Walk out.
Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise.
Wardo, I said I've got some good news.
Wardo, it's like a final club, except we're the president.
Wardo?
Was that a parable?
Was the music too loud? We were having a celebration.
Watch what else.
We are about to find it in evidence.
We can at least get something going in the paper so people know...
We can prove that he looked at the code.
We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school.
We could do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.
We did it.
We don't crash ever!
We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is.
We don't know what it can be. We don't know what it will be.
We don't need him.
We had a zip line to the pool.
We have an idea we want to talk to you about.
We have been working on.
We have groupies.
We have to expand.
We know he lied to our faces for a month and a half.
We know he stole our idea.
We know that it is cool.
We lived on farms and then we lived in cities,
We made a list of every school within 100 miles...
We met with Mark three times, we exchanged 52 e mails,
We need 20 minutes!
We need more programmers and we need more money,
We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need.
We never asked for special treatment.
We never heard that before.
We recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook,
We row crew.
We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day.
We took a look at everything, and congratulations.
We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter,
We tried the Ad Board, and we tried talking to the president of the university.
We tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties,
We understand.
We were really impressed with Facemash.
We were right across the street. We saw the chimney...
We were supposed to meet at 9:00.
We were talking about CourseMatch.
We were waiting.
We would need you to build the site and write the code, and we'll provide all the...
We'd like to work with you.
We'd love for you to work with us, Mark.
We'll file as a corporation in Delaware
We'll put all this together and we'll e mail it to you.
We'll split it, 70/30.
We're dating.
We're done for the day.
We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.
We're gonna need a little start up cash to rent the servers and get it online.
We're gonna start you off with a $500,000 investment.
We're gonna walk into that club like it's the Macy's Parade.
We're not starting a knife fight in The Crimson.
We're sitting in chairs.
We've since changed the name to ConnectU. And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea...
Welcome to Facebook.
Well, a little bit.
Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers.
Well, darkness is the absence of light,
Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question.
Well, go ahead.
Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had done a search and I'd asked around.
Well, I founded an Internet company that let folks download and share music for free.
Well, I have 12:45. Why don't we say that's lunch?
Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken.
Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you
Well, I was single when I set up the page.
Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew, but at some point,
Well, looks like that cease and desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh?
Well, sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook, which is distributed to each freshman,
Well, then, what was your latest preneur?
Well, very nice to meet you.
Well, we already went through this on the... Never mind.
Well, we came up with an idea for a website called Harvard Connection...
Well, we're in 29 schools now. We got over 75,000 members.
Well, where did you go to school?
Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?
Well, you could row forward and I could row backward.
Well, you won't be able to go on the website yourself.
Well...
Well...
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building The Facebook,
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building The Facebook,
What a jury sees when they look at a defendant.
What are the three lies?
What are we doing about this?
What are you doing?
What are you suggesting?
What are you?
What did you mean, "get left behind"?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you need to ask me?
What else did the e mail say?
What girl?
What happened to Sean?
What happens now?
What I mind, and what you should mind,
What in the world is this?
What is happening on that?
What is it?
What is this?
What is this?
What my brother and I came here today to ask of you, respectfully, of course...
What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room
What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk?
What the VCs want is to say,
What the... What is that supposed to mean?
What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?
What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?
What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to?
What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?
What were their names?
What were you called out there for?
What would you say?
What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
What, who, me?
What, you're Jed Clampett?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Why do we need my laptop?
What'd you write?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's he talking about?
What's my major?
What's that gonna do?
What's that?
What's the package?
What's this?
What's up?
What's your plan for the summer?
Whatever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin?
Whatever.
When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win
When did you approach Mr. Saverin with the idea for The Facebook?
When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook?
When did you come to Eduardo?
When did you decide to go to California for the summer?
When did you get back?
When did you get back?
When did you get this?
When he goes to Connecticut, New York and California,
When he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room.
When there's emotional testimony, I assume 85% of it is exaggeration.
When Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra
When we checked you out, you also built CourseMatch.
When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish.
Where anybody has the best chance.
Where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room,
Where?
Which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean.
Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole.
Which is stunningly great for two reasons.
Which is that getting there first is everything.
Which one?
Which part?
Which they've just seen via their computers.
Which was an online Rolodex that he got thrown out of by Case Equity.
While I was generating advertiser interest in New York.
While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer to look this stuff over,
Who all got 1600 on their SATs?
Who are they gonna send it to?
Who came up with nothing.
Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humor.
Who paid for the trip?
Who want to party with the next Fed chairman?
Who was the movie star?
Who will prescribe you some sort of medication.
Who's Eduardo Saverin?
Who's got champagne? Huh?
Whoops.
Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?
Why do you think he said that?
Why do you think he said that?
Why do you think?
Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?
Why does your Relationship Status say "single" on your Facebook page?
Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page?
Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute?
Why not?
Why Stanford?
Why the increase from the original 30%?
Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why's he setting up meetings?
Will that get you through the summer?
William Taft Elementary, for a little while.
With Facemash, he'd hacked into the Harvard computers,
With the girl's testimony from the bar.
With the MIT'S Altair kit on the cover.
Without money, the site can't function.
Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa.
Would you like to do so?
Would you like to talk about something else?
Would you like to use my pen?
Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting?
Wouldn't have missed it, brother. How was the royalty?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. How much?
Wow. Well, they had to make an example out of you.
Wow. You would do that for me?
Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit.
Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing.
Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, got the show in Brazil, it was genius.
Yeah, how is that different from MySpace or Friendster?
Yeah, I called earlier. I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg.
Yeah, I think I've come up with something. Come outside and let's talk.
Yeah, I want those things, too.
Yeah, I went to check my e mail and there's a website open on your computer.
Yeah, I'll go with you.
Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their e mails.
Yeah, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals,
Yeah, no, I agree. More servers, more help.
Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts?
Yeah, still the right.
Yeah, that reminds me, we're gonna need more money, Wardo.
Yeah, they're literary geniuses
Yeah, we stipulate.
Yeah, we... Yes.
Yeah, why would you even need to depose her?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way.
Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys...
Yeah. I opened it under an alias.
Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here.
Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator. But here's the beauty.
Yes, I got the same thing.
Yes, it was a dinner.
Yes, it was.
Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. And the House Master made a recommendation to the Ad Board,
Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times.
Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally close.
Yes, Your Highness.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something.
Yes. He resented... Mark resented that your clients thought
Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site,
Yes. I could sing in an a Capella group, but I can't sing.
Yes. Thank you.
Yes. Very.
Yes. Would you read it back, please?
Yikes.
Yo! Mark!
You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members
You and Erica split up.
You apologized, right?
You are at one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive clubs,
You came to California.
You can do one more! One more!
You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls.
You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil.
You can take the Harvard Student Handbook and shove it...
You can't steal from another student.
You can't tell Bill Gates is in front of you for an hour?
You chased him?
You create your own page. Interests, bio, friends, pics.
You deserve recognition?
You didn't ask me which one was the best one,
You didn't ask my clients for it.
You didn't have to be that rough on him.
You don't care if the side effects may include blindness.
You don't get special treatment.
You don't have to be an intellectual property expert
You don't hear anything. You're writing code.
You don't just go to a party anymore.
You don't know my name, do you?
You don't think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives?
You don't think...
You don't wanna ruin it with ads because ads aren't cool.
You don't want any lunch?
You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other.
You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout?
You go to a party with a digital camera, and then your friends relive the party online.
You got a 1600?
You got a minute?
You got anything else in your pockets I should know about?
You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is where it's all happening.
You gotta see some of the new stuff we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall.
You guys don't have anything in front of you.
You guys look like you spend some time at the gym.
You had one friend.
You have anything here?
You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it
You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount.
You have to do searches,
You issued 24 million new shares of stock!
You issued 24 million new shares of stock!
You just slept on Sean Parker.
You know how embarrassing it was for me to try to cash a check today?
You know how much I've read about you?
You know I didn't understand anything you just said, right?
You know Peter Thiel?
You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno?
You know what, it would just be easier for us to e mail it to you.
You know why I started Napster?
You know with an intern...
You know, from a woman's perspective,
You know, I could swear he was looking at you
You know, I've already apologized in The Crimson to the ABHW,
You know, let's go get a drink and celebrate.
You know, maybe we can all go out and grab a drink.
You know, no, that was for web cretins.
You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this.
You made the right choice.
You mean when did I actually decide?
You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you.
You mind if I check my e mail?
You must be Eduardo. And Christy. And Mark.
You must really hate the Winklevosses.
You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it?
You passed.
You put The Facebook on those campuses first.
You referenced Howard Winklevoss' consulting firm.
You scared me. I need you to knock.
You see, the shoe's on the other...
You sent 36 e mails to Mr. Zuckerberg and received 16 e mails in return,
You sent my client 16 e mails. In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns.
You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further.
You stole our whole goddamn idea.
You sure about this?
You think if I know she can make me look like a jerk, I'll be more likely to settle.
You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down before we get into trouble?
You think this is such a good idea?
You think we might be getting away from the point?
You think we'd let you parade around in your ridiculous suits,
You think you know me, right?
You thought he was gonna be the only one who thought that was stupid?
You told your lawyers I was torturing animals?
You understand we can't take you past the bike room,
You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo?
You wanna end the party at 11:00.
You were accused of animal cruelty.
You were kind of rough on him.
You were told that if new investors came along...
You weren't called in front of the Administrative Board?
You would do that for me?
You would have seen it written on my dorm room window.
You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page.
You would?
You write your snide bullshit from a dark room
You?
You... You did it. I knew you did it. You planted that story about the chicken!
You'd have invented Facebook.
You're 20 minutes late.
You're a target for high priced escorts.
You're also charged with being in violation of university policy,
You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook
You're being accused of intentionally breaching security,
You're breaking up with me?
You're going back there already?
You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company,
You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, you're gonna nod,
You're gonna walk in there and say you overslept
You're just a small step away from bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it.
You're just trying so hard to be.
You're not a part of Facebook.
You're not a psychiatrist, but what?
You're not an asshole, Mark.
You're not like 15 years old or anything, are you?
You're not supposed to be in here. This is a men's room.
You're obsessed with finals clubs.
You're offering a conclusion not found in evidence.
You're right.
You're Sean Parker?
You're talking about fashion? Really, you?
You're welcome to some salad.
Your best friend is suing you for $600 million.
Your date looks so familiar to me.
Your father's in commercial real estate and your mother's 10 years sober.
Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg?
Your Highness, this is Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss.
Your major's French.
Your phone does work.
1,328,334.
15 Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians, and a movie star.
30% for Eduardo Saverin and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz.
70 for me, 30 for you for putting up the $1,000
91% of people who try it once will come back.
150,000 members, Wardo.
150,004.
988.
993. We are so close.
"Eduardo Saverin, co founder and CFO." Yeah.
$18,000? Yes.
Advertising. No.
Amy! Can you come out here? Yeah?
And blogging... And blogging.
And I have connections to VCs. No real players.
And Sean thinks we have... Sean is not part of this company.
And that was April 13th, 2004. You can mark it.
And this is my brother, Cameron. Excellent.
And this? That's my inhaler.
And why do I let you? I know.
And you're gonna have to pay a little extra. Why?
And yours? Mine?
Andrew, get the door! No, he's wired in.
Andrew. Not now.
Anne? Yes, sir?
Are you okay? We're ranking girls.
Ashleigh? The intern.
Awesome job with The Facebook. Awesome job.
Back to work. Okay.
Boys. Mr. Kenwright.
Boys. Divya. Dad.
Bullshit. Not to us.
But you made a name for yourself. And you are dry.
Cameron Winklevoss. Hi.
Congratulations, dude. Congratulations.
Did he offer terms? Yes.
Did you hear what I just said? The connections, the energy...
Do it. I already did.
Do we need it? Gotta handle the traffic.
Do you see any of your code on Facebook? Sy, could you...
Don't be stupid, now. I don't, I don't.
Don't be stupid, now. I don't, I don't.
Economics. Right.
Erica, is there a problem? No, there's no problem.
Erica? Yes?
Excuse us for inviting you in. To the bike room.
Fellas. What? Match.com for Harvard guys?
First time. Mine, too.
Foot? Table, which has turned.
For free? Yeah.
Four hours? Yes, sir.
Get him out of here. It's okay, I'm going.
Get him out of here. It's okay, I'm going.
Go to hell. Take it easy.
God. Don't be impressed by all this.
Gonna get laid. ...meet a girl. Yes.
Good morning. Good morning, sir.
Good, good, good, good, good. Good to see you.
Great white, beautiful fish. Nice.
Gretchen. Jealous of Eduardo?
Have you ever tried? I'm trying right now.
Have you slept yet? I have to add something.
He likes meteorology. You said it was oil futures.
He made The Facebook. Yeah.
He set up other meetings? Yes.
He's got an... An internship.
He's in New York. Sucking up to ad execs.
He's not a god. Then what is he?
Hello. Hi.
Here you go. No, no, no. Wait!
Here! Mark?
Hey, baby boy. Can you bring out some things?
Hey, man... Harvard Bartending Course.
Hey, Mark. Wardo.
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. Hi.
How about now? Are you still wired in? Call security.
How about now? Are you still wired in? Call security.
How much more? About 200 more.
I can't feel my legs. I know.
I can't. Why?
I didn't know that. Napster wasn't a failure.
I didn't know they take SATs in China. They don't.
I didn't plant that story. What's he talking about?
I do know that. So what's the beauty?
I don't have one. You haven't declared?
I hadn't even invented yet. Were you?
I hadn't even invented yet. Were you?
I have to go study. You don't have to study.
I know what it says. Did we?
I know, that's how he talks. Appreciate it.
I love working with business majors. I'm telling you.
I mean, look around. It'll be embarrassing.
I need the algorithm. Mark...
I need you. I'm here for you.
I think we should just be friends. I don't want friends.
I tried to stop you. I know.
I waited an hour for you at the airport. What time is it?
I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen. And why not?
I'm Bob. How you doing?
I'm not a psychiatrist, but... I'm glad we've got that on the record.
I'm not signing those papers. We will get the signature.
I'm Sean Parker. How do you do?
I'm so high. No, you're not.
I'm sorry, I mean it. I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. Please, arrive at the point.
I'm sorry? Yes.
I'm trying to pay for the party. There won't be a party unless it's cool.
I'm with this guy. Well, whatever.
In court. Yeah.
Is he? Yes.
Is that fun? No.
Is this a joke? No, it's not.
Is this real? Yes.
It was better than that. Yeah.
It was the Winklevosses, Mark. Hang on.
It's moving fast. What did you mean?
It's not important to you. Sy.
It's raining. I'm sorry?
It's ready? Right now? Yeah. That was it.
It's the cops. What?
Jesus Christ. Hey, the girls. What were their names?
KC. What is it?
Left. Left?
Listen, I put him... Sean!
Look, they're not gonna card us. They might.
Look... Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that.
Look... Why didn't you show this to me?
Mackey. Yes, sir.
Mark, I'm not speaking in code. Erica.
Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner. Hi.
Mark? Yeah.
Mark. Yeah.
Mark... Are you gonna talk about ads again?
Mark... That I said that stuff to her?
Maybe you were angry. I was!
Maybe you were frustrated. Yeah!
Millions? Yes.
Mr. Winklevoss. That was a tough beat.
Mr. Winklevoss. Tyler.
My name's on the masthead. You might wanna check again.
No problem. I didn't know you were gonna...
No, he never lied to our faces. Okay, he never saw our faces.
No, he's holding a 3,000 pound marlin. Yep.
No. No?
No. Tori.
No. Nothing, I just... Excuse me. Mark?
Now, if you'll allow me... Excuse me one second.
Of course I'm not saying that, sir. I'm saying that.
Oh, my God. The girl on the left.
On the home page? On every page.
On the Internet. That's why I came over.
Please don't tell him I said that. What did you just say?
Pleasure to meet you. Good to meet you.
Really? At 4:00 a.m.
Really? Yep.
Right. Yeah.
Sean? Mark?
She offer you some waters? Oh, yeah. We're cool.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Okay, it's okay. Be cool.
So, you ever been inside the Porcellian? No.
Somebody's gonna have to answer for this. 969.
Sorry, what? I already found a house for rent
Sorry? He's wired in.
Sure. Good.
Sy. You can answer the question.
Tell him they're not gonna card us. They're not gonna card us.
Tell me about the strategy you're using. Okay.
Thanks, that was mine. Easy.
That was mean. Here.
That was your father's lawyer? It was his in house counsel.
That's a good analogy. Okay.
That's good. Funny.
That's not what friends do. Well, you just told us he was cheating.
The Facebook? You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.
The lawyer is their father's house counsel. Do they have grounds?
Then wait, I apologize, okay? I have to go study.
They went terribly. Why?
They're gonna settle? Oh, yeah.
They're not so bad. I'm just saying.
This is a good guy? We don't know that he's not a good guy.
This is not spam. No, I know it's not spam.
This is scathing. 956.
Three minutes! Drink one now!
To row crew? To get into a final club.
Tori! No, no, I'm good.
Tremendous race. Thank you.
Trombone. Really?
Twenty one. I'm 21.
Wait. You weren't?
Wait. Wait, wait. I'm going back to my dorm.
Wardo? Yeah?
Wardo. Hey, man.
We don't even have to do that. That's right.
We don't know that any of that's true. You can read about it.
We never asked... Just start another project?
We were just talking about you. Just that you're doing a really good job.
We're gonna go to the restroom. Okay.
Well, how do you know he was drunk? He was blogging simultaneously.
Were you leading them on for six weeks? No.
What do you mean? It's ready.
What do you mean? We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.
What is that on the bottom of the page? It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production."
What? Fashion. Fashion is never finished.
What? Stanford.
What? This.
What? ...that this is in dispute.
What's that? The Facebook?
Who are the girls? Sorry. They're Christy and Alice.
Who are you gonna send it to? Just a couple of people.
Who? The girls.
Why didn't you show me this letter? I didn't think it was a big deal.
Why Florida? It's where my family lives.
Why would you ask me that? I was just asking.
Why? Because they're exclusive.
Without me knowing anything about it. You're in New York.
Would this be easier without the bra? It's worth finding out.
Yale and Columbia, let's go. And Stanford.
Yeah, I've got a minute. Great.
Yeah. Are you all right?
Yes. A total of $19,000 now.
Yes. Hang on.
Yes. How did you feel the meetings went?
Yes. What was the purpose of the trip?
You all right? Yeah.
You can use a CD. You can do it off of me.
You can't do that. Wardo, I said I know.
You don't even know what the thing is yet. Exactly.
You froze our account? I did.
You froze the account. I had to get your attention, Mark.
You guys hear about this? What?
You had me accused of animal cruelty. Seriously. What the hell's the chicken?
You know what I think? Way ahead of you.
You made a masthead. Yeah.
You Mark Zuckerberg? Yeah.
You mean other students. Yeah.
You must be Mark. Hi.
You signed the papers. You set me up.
You sure? Yeah.
You think I'm the one that called the police? Doesn't matter.
You want a sandwich or something? Okay.
You're kidding. No.
You're unemployed. I wouldn't say that.
You've had a long flight. No, I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK,
...at Out of Town News and picked up that copy of Popular Electronics magazine
...or unauthorized use will result in disciplinary action,
...the courts are always at your disposal. Is there anything else I can do for you?
...what he did.
...wipe your chin and walk away.
.03%
'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs.
'cause I can never get enough of that.
'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything.
'Cause The Facebook is cool,
'Cause you go to BU.
'Cause you may need to dilute it to award shares to new investors.
"...won't be able to do Saturday, as I have to meet up with my parents."
"'a couple of years to get around to it.
"'Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard,' he says."
"'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week."'
"'I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university
"'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?"'
"A billion dollars."
"A family of means"?
"And it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement.
"and it should be about 15 hours of coding, so I'll be busy tomorrow night."
"As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said,
"Cameron" spelled the usual way.
"Counsel: 'And when you signed these documents,
"Facebook me" was a common expression after two weeks.
"following student outrage over facemash. Com."
"Good idea, kid, the grown ups will take it from here."
"He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning."
"He" meaning Mark.
"Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site
"I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with
"I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.
"I read over all the stuff you sent me re: Harvard Connection.
"I was working on a problem set for my systems class."
"I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon."
"I'm also really busy tomorrow."
"I've basically been in the lab this whole time, and also I..."
"It would be exclusive."
"Junior Eduardo Saverin..."
"Look, it's gonna happen without us. We've gotta start now."
"over 650 students had registered to use thefacebook. Com.
"Relationship Status." "Interested In."
"so I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting."
"So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night."
"Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls.
"that I had not anticipated."
"The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy.
"The Facebook is an online directory that connects people
"the lack of promotion that would go on to successfully launch the website."
"This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work,
"through different social networks.
"to really draw the attention and gain the critical mass necessary
"We'll speak soon"?
"Welcome to The Facebook.
"When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site.
"Where it stood with graphics, how much programing was left
"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am."
"would help restore his reputation
"You must have a harvard. Edu address to register."