The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) Edit

A better superpower for you, Patrick.

A cuckoo clock.

A giant, hairy porpoise!

A ha!

A ha!

A Krabby Patty around here?

A photo booth.

A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?

A sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. Whoa!

A team!

A team?

A what?

About teamwork than you let on.

About teamwork than you let on.

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

According to my calculations,

According to my calculations,

Actually, I have four feet.

Against my power Don't try it

Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.

Ah...

Ain't that right, SpongeBob?

All alone up in space

All over my restaurant, can I?

All right, all secondary characters

All right, Burger Beard,

All right, go get the formula.

All right, here we go.

All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.

All right, Plankton.

All right, Plankton... Huh?

All right, SpongeBob, take us home.

All right, team, time for hands in the middle!

All right, what is it?

All right, you can put me down.

All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!

All these years you've been working for Plankton!

All these years, and

All those years I tried to make you mine,

Always batten down your grease traps.

Amateur hour.

An apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.

An entire town of formerly good citizens

And a French fry covered in sand.

And be quiet!

And dinner,

And energy to power this time machine.

And fix Bikini Bottom.

And fix Bikini Bottom.

And I could really do with a potty break.

And I finally did it.

And I think I figgered it out.

And I thought my friends were primitive.

And I thought my friends were primitive.

And I'll give each and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!

And I'm him from the future.

And in the name of all fishhood,

And Krabby Patties will rain down from above!

And make me customers some Krabby Patties!

And now it's gone. Gone forever.

And only a sacrifice will appease them!

And open up The Krusty Krab!

And save Bikini Bottom.

And so it would seem that

And so,

And SpongeBob was always there to protect it.

And sticking together, no matter what!

And that is saying a lot

And that would be?

And then I bought that airplane and built that tank.

And then... Poof!

And these guys look hungry!

And travel back through time to help us,

And we'll be rich and powerful,

And when we accomplish our goal,

And you will lose your lives.

And, frankly, no one cared,

Anyway, where were we?

Are there rocket packs?

Are you out of your patty flipping mind?

Are you ready, kids?

Are you trying to scare away my customers?

Aren't you overreacting a bit?

As a fly cook...

As a tee am.

As we're now approaching our final destination.

At last, it is mine.

Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!

Aw, shucks.

Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.

Aye aye, Captain!

Because he loved everything!

Because I need

Because the food was really bad.

Because they don't make clothes in my size.

Because you got cotton candy for brains!

Because you're a sponge.

Because, uh, because, uh...

Before Bubbles gets back!

Before society broke down. Before we became the hunted!

Before you hurt yourself?

Bent on their own self prever...

Besides, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob!

Besides, what can I do with one measly cent anyway?

Bikini Bottom to its former glory...

Book?

Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.

Bubbles?

Bubbles.

Bull's eye!

Burger Beard becomes the richest

Burger Beard.

But he didn't do it.

But he's the enemy!

But how did you steal the formula?

But how do we build a time machine?

But I banished you.

But I realize now that keeping

But I was too afraid to go for it.

But it is also...

But it means Gary is close by!

But Mr. Krabs...

But now they're inside.

But someday we'll look back and have a good laugh.

But SpongeBob?

But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing

But this time he's telling the truth. It just vanished!

But this time, there's one more hand to go in the middle.

But what if you need something on a higher shelf?

But working together is the key

But, Plankton, everything's better

Bye bye, Mr. Poop.

Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?

Caught you red handed!

Cause I'm not very smart.

Cease and desist that unauthorized patty flipping!

Change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.

Clear the area, citizens.

Come and play with us.

Come closer while I tell you the tale.

Come on down from there, little fella.

Come on, guys, I think it's just over this hill.

Come on, guys, let's go!

Come on, guys.

Come on, it's time to go back

Come on, Plankton, it's easy!

Come on, Plankton, we got to clean this up

Come on, push!

Come on, SpongeBob, join me!

Come on, SpongeBob, we gotta get out of here!

Come on, tummy,

Come on! Push!

Come on.

Come on. Team up with me.

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Come with me.

Compared to the shame I feel

Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with

Consider him roasted!

Correct! It is you!

Cotton candy?

Curse you, fine print!

Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.

Da da da da!

Daddy!

Dark times are ahead.

Dark times indeed!

Did they outlaw

Dispense with this nonsense at once

Do they love this greasy little sandwich so much?

Do you have flying boatmobiles in the future?

Does anyone have a picture

Don't be sad, Squidward.

Don't cry, me boy.

Don't hurt us! We're sorry we got you fired.

Don't leave me, Squidward!

Don't touch that!

Don't worry, little formuler, you'll be safe in this,

Don't worry, SpongeBob,

Don't worry. I thought of everything.

Don't you think so, my friend?

Dude, watch out!

Duh.

Easy, easy.

Eh, I never had it. But we're going to get it.

Eh?

Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.

Especially when that something

Even better, a slight discount!

Events here have this reporter wondering,

Everything's going to be fine, for us.

Ew!

Excuse me, do you know where we can get

Excuse me, I need a moment.

Excuse me, sir? Can you tell us when we are?

Excuse me.

Excuse us! We'd like 3,000 Krabby Patties, please!

Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

Extra ketchup! Extra mustard! Hold the mayo!

Extra mayo, just the way you like it.

Extra mustard, and hold the mayo.

Fairy godmother shows up and helps us breathe air.

Farewell, Bubbles.

Fear ridden.

Finally, you are mine.

Finally!

Fine.

Finland.

First one's for you, Gary.

Food truck proprietor in all the land.

For all of Bikini Bottom!

For an important news bulletin.

For letting down Bikini Bottom.

For the folks of Bikini Bottom

Forgot the first rule of mobile fry cooking.

From the day after tomorrow, dimwit.

From the future who shot us out of his blowhole, and...

Fudge fight!

Gare bear?

Gary, I'm back!

Gary, I'm home.

Gary?

Gary?

Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.

Get ready for the Invinci Bubble!

Getting better!

Give me that!

Go find that Krabby Patty!

Go fish.

Good morning, SpongeBob!

Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.

Good night, Plankton.

Good night, SpongeBob.

Got it!

Great job, guys. We did it!

Gross!

Guys, am I still on the team?

Guys, if Bubbles has the courage

Ha ha, victory dance. Boo ya.

Ha! It's all mine!

Halt! Who goes there?

Hands in the middle? No, no. Sounds idiotic.

Have been watching and protecting

Have you looked outside? Does that seem "okay" to you?

He brings loyalty, Plankton.

He loved blowing bubbles

He loved his pet snail, Gary.

He loved making Krabby Patties

He really does hate singing birds.

He took this from you!

He'd be chewing us up and we'd be going down there.

He'll be gone in a week.

He's a madman!

He's after the book!

He's been out there crying for 20 minutes.

He's been through my hard drive

He's closing in!

He's getting away!

He's got five heads.

He's over here!

He's right on top of us!

Hello, Plankton.

Hello?

Hello?

Help me.

Helping you with this important job

Here we go!

Here you are. Feel comfy?

Here you are. Feel comfy?

Here, knock it off! Yer making the movie too long!

Here, take it.

Here! Take Squidward, you vile beasts!

Hey, call a therapist!

Hey, don't take it personally.

Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!

Hey, hurry up over there!

Hey, I'm just putting things back the way they were.

Hey, it's raining fries!

Hey, it's raining pickles!

Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got

Hey, my friend's talking to you!

Hey, they're getting away!

Hey, what's with all the questions?

Hey, where'd the pirate go?

Hey!

Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!

Hey. I got feet!

Hi yah!

Hmm! What's that?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?

Hmm. Uh...

Hold still, you!

Hold the mayo!

Hold up, fish guts

Hoo hoo!

Horrible smell was coming from.

Hot wings?

How are we gonna sneak past those guards?

How can I say no to you?

How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?

How did you get here?

How do you expect us to go up to the surface?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Everyone...

Huh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams.

Huh? Ow!

Hurry

Hurt you?

I can get you safely to the surface.

I can't believe you thought I was lying.

I can't fly without my feathers.

I can't hear you!

I can't hold the mayo any longer!

I didn't know there were two bottles.

I don't know, SpongeBob.

I don't like that song and I put an end to it.

I get it!

I guess this means the secret formula is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?

I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.

I had it right in my greedy little mitts,

I have a bad feeling about this.

I have anxiety!

I have twice the processing power of a laptop.

I just assume everyone is lying.

I just don't know how we're going to appease them!

I just had the craziest dream! And you were in it!

I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs!

I know I shouldn't be littering, but that ending was rubbish!

I know I've taken you for granted

I left you a little surprise under your shirt!

I mean, look at me. I'm a god!

I mean, we did it!

I missed you so much.

I need Krabby Patties!

I need that to fly, you jerk.

I simply rewrote the story, and...

I smell 'em, too!

I smell Krabby Patties!

I suppose you're entitled to your...

I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.

I think I see where it's coming from!

I think I'm going to be sick!

I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!

I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.

I think you might know a little bit more

I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.

I want to be on a new team. This one's broken.

I wonder what other giant snacks they have.

I would've expected Squidward to stab me in the back.

I, I just wanted to say,

I... I don't know! It just disappeared!

I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?

I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail

I'll have two Krabby Patties extra ketchup,

I'll show you a happy ending.

I'll take one secret formula...

I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.

I'm already part of a teamwork.

I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!

I'm doing just fine on my own

I'm getting two today.

I'm glad you're on my tee am.

I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.

I'm gonna write us an ending.

I'm just going to go out there and gloat a little.

I'm not through yet.

I'm not your enemy!

I'm on Team Krabs for life!

I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen.

I'm ranting slash raving.

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!

I'm the flower, you're the aroma

I'm trying to figure out what happened to society.

I'm watching.

I'm you, from the future.

I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.

I've been stuck in that job for eons.

I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!

I've got something that will make you hand over that formula.

I've got SpongeBob!

I've never carried a head before.

I've never seen anyone there.

I've never seen him gloat this hard before.

I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.

I've spent every penny I've ever made trying to put you out of business.

If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself

If I'd have known that,

If nautical nonsense be something you wish

If we build a time machine,

If we don't fix it soon,

If you ate all that, you'd have enough energy

If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?

In the first place, if you weren't so selfish and evil.

In the middle of space?

In these patties that made them so delicious.

Initiating lockdown sequence.

Installed!

Invaders!

Is it really you?

Is some ink!

Is that all you got?

Is the Krabby Patty.

Isn't that your house?

It doesn't matter, Plankton. Krabs knows all your plans.

It happens when I'm nervous.

It is my ancient dolphin name.

It is! And if we're going to be on the same team...

It just disappeared.

It looks like Burger Beard

It looks like, uh,

It means it's the end!

It means, I help you, you help me,

It must be back on Pelican Island!

It sure does, boy.

It's about being a team

It's beached!

It's better when you plus me equals we

It's coming from over there!

It's going to be superpowered!

It's gonna be a long day.

It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down.

It's gonna take all my processors

It's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball.

It's love! The secret ingredient is love!

It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?

It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice

It's not about feet.

It's still warm.

It's suffering. Poor thing.

It's time for some teamwork. Give me a boost.

Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!

Jimmy who?

Jimmy.

Just as much as they loved eating them.

Just dwive.

Just to have that formula all to himself.

Just turn around.

Justice is best soft served.

Ka ching!

Keep them from smashing into each other!

Keeping the meteors from hitting us.

Knock knock jokes? I can do this all day, Krabs.

Knock, knock.

Krabby Patties!

Krabby Patties!

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby...

Krabby Patty, Krabby...

Krabby Patty...

Krabby!

Krabby...

Land ho!

Lean!

Let me get up there.

Let some air out of him.

Let the sacrifice begin!

Let's get out of here!

Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it

Let's go get him!

Let's hope so.

Let's see you get out of this one!

Let's take the key from around his neck.

Let's walk on the tips of our toes.

Locked and loaded!

Look at me.

Look at Mr. Krabs go.

Look out!

Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.

Look.

Looking for the secret formula.

Looking for the secret formula.

Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?

Ls getting in the way of my schee am work

Make it quick! They're closing in on us!

Man, this is way overdue.

Mashed or scalloped, sir?

Maybe I don't want to be

Maybe this guy knows where we are. He looks smart.

Maybe we should ask this guy for directions.

Mayo? Well, it's going to take a lot more than mayo to stop...

Me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloating.

Me formuler. Huh?

Me most trusted employee? Working with me sworn enemy?

Mine, too.

Mmm, nope.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom, where's my towel?

Mom!

Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!

Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here and he's got a giant robot!

Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today,

Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!

Mr. Superawesomeness,

My eye!

My fault?

My feet hurt.

My kind

My tiny little eardrums!

My very own food truck!

Never mind. Maintain radio silence.

Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to...

Nice. So this is what teamwork gets you.

No Krabby Patties?

No more Krabby Patties?

No one was sure what was

No problem.

No, if he was eating us,

No, my true name is

No, no, no!

No, no, no! No!

No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.

No, Patrick. Raw.

No, Plankton, teamwork.

No, seriously, he really does.

No, Squidward, you're a cashier.

No, tee am work

No, thanks.

No, that's not what happened.

No, this doesn't seem right.

No, we did it!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Stop! Don't!

No. Knock, knock.

Nope. He's helping me.

Nope. This one's on you.

Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,

Not a bad likeness.

Not a lot of legroom in here.

Not melted butter!

Not now, SpongeBob!

Not without a time machine.

Note to self: Never stow away in a gym sock.

Nothing's impossible when it's you and me

Now all we have to do is build it.

Now all we need

Now back up.

Now go back to sleep.

Now it is my turn to help.

Now it's raining...

Now just reach over and grab it.

Now let's try and get some sleep.

Now to update my...

Now was that really necessary?

Now we work together. You know, teamwork.

Now what?

Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!

Now, is that really necessary?

Now!

Of a very scary, crazy post apocalyptic mob!

Of course it is!

Of course it is. I'll show you.

Of course you didn't!

Of the ice creams here.

Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?

Oh, boy. Who's there?

Oh, Frank.

Oh, Harold!

Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you to help us find the Krabby Patty formula

Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.

Oh, hey, Patrick!

Oh, hey, Squidward.

Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect slash fear.

Oh, I'm not crying, Mr. Krabs.

Oh, it is.

Oh, it's all over me!

Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!

Oh, man. I like that song. What happened?

Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing garbage and recycling!

Oh, no, you don't!

Oh, no, you don't.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I don't have the page!

Oh, no! Wait!

Oh, no.

Oh, right, snails.

Oh, shrimp.

Oh, so you're the one

Oh, that was crazy!

Oh, there you are, my lovely.

Oh, this looks bad.

Oh, what is in these things?

Oh, when will my frustration slash humiliation end?

Oh, yeah, good thinking.

Oh, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to

Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you don't like that idea? Then we'll sacrifice you!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

Oh! You take that back!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Have I met this friend?

Oh. It was a secret.

Oh. Which Squidward has helpfully provided.

Oh. yeah!

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, fine, I was in your brain.

Okay, I promise not to si i i ng.

Okay, mine's moving.

Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!

Okay, Patrick, you're in.

Okay, Plankton, this is it.

Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!

Okay?

Okay. Wait a minute, no!

On an empty stomach.

On the tee am! You think of that?

On, happy day!

On, Kyle...

Once upon a time

One for me and one for my friend.

Ooh!

Or else!

Or maybe not.

Otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

Out of an old photo booth and then we added...

Out of there!

Over here!

Ow, my neck!

Ow!

Pathetic.

Patrick, what are you doing?

Patrick, why are you doing this?

Patrick, you don't have feet.

Patrick!

Patrick!

Perch Perkins reporting live

Perfect!

Plankton had made it his life's work

Plankton has a plan to save Bikini Bottom.

Plankton is your enemy!

Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street

Plankton, are you crying?

Plankton, help!

Plankton, here comes the pain.

Plankton!

Plankton!

Plankton! Up to your old tricks again already, eh?

Plankton?

Plankton?

Plankton?

Plankton?

Plankton?

Plankton's broke! Ooh ooh.

Please put your seat backs and tray tables up

Please tell me there's something soft below me.

Poof!

Pour hot oil on me?

Prepare them for the sacrifice!

Put your back into it!

Putting together a team is a lot harder than I thought it would be!

Pwease, Mr. Piwate?

Quick, boy, bar the door!

Rain down? Well, that's no good.

Refund! Refund!

Refund! Refund! Refund!

Refunds?

Refunds.

Refunds.

Restaurant? I thought this was a pirate ship.

Revolting!

Right now I wish I was in a coma

Right where it's always been!

Right, SpongeBob?

Robot! Robot!

Rock hard abs!

Roger that!

Rubbish!

Run!

Sacrifice!

Sacrifice!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

Sandwich gods?

Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.

Sandy, are you home?

Sandy, use your squirrel powers!

Sandy, you're smart. You have any ideas?

Sandy!

Sandy?

Sandy?

Sandy? Are you okay?

Sandy? Is that you?

Sauce?

Say "cheese."

See you later, tee am mate!

Selfish.

Selfish.

Seriously?

She's all yours.

Shh!

Should we call Bubbles?

Side by side, we can reach our dreams

Side by side, we can reach our dreams

Silence!

Since I found this old piece of paper!

Singing birds!

Sir, yes, sir!

Slow down.

So if you have anything you wanna tell me,

So is he an anemone or a plankton?

So it's a food fight he wants, eh?

So join me! Help get the formuler back,

So much sweetness.

So that's what teamwork is.

So we can finish our song?

So what's a dolphin doing out here

So you mean the ending might be even happier?

So you traveled back through time

So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?

So you won't talk, huh?

So, you've been running a long con on me, eh?

Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical!

Some day old chips.

Someone's just a wee bit broke!

Something to myself is...

Something you can't resist.

Soon our post apoca whatchamacallit will be over,

Sorry!