💬 SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

A banana peeled to your liking,

A booster seat?

A can in the morning and a can at night.

A cardboard box washed up on the beach.

A commoner.

A couple ice cubes in here, please?

A couple of ice cubes coming up.

A cream for that now.

A customer!

A customer?

A dinner party?

A dozen free glasses of water!

A friendly handshake.

A frozen cephalopod.

A game. That's right.

A gift from a friend.

A g**** fresh from the vine, Your Ghostliness.

A guy stomping on the piece of paper!

A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground!

A guy with a mustache.

A guy with a piece of paper on his nose.

A ha ha ha ha ha ha!

A handshake, a friendly handshake.

A handshake?

A kind of smelly smell...

A limo!

A little radio in your head?

A little something for your trouble.

A million of me!

A pirate doesn't say "okeydokey, then

A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew

A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass

A pirate says, "Arrgh

A pirate with an eye patch.

A present?

A prize worthy of Apollo.

A promise is a promise.

A purveyor of foods.

A real friend would perform for you.

A regular guy with an eye patch.

A rock!

A smelly smell that smells...

A spectacular afternoon

A stinky mud puddle to you and me,

A swirling torrent of pain and misery!

A tailor.

A talent show!

A treasure trove of...

A wonderful, stinky mud puddle.

A worthless piece of paper.

A... hydrodynamic spatula...

Aah, just a mere warm up.

Aah!

Aah! Mother of pearl!

Aah! Mr. Krabs!

Aah! There's one now.

Aah! Whoa! What?

Aah... aah... aah...

About driving the invisible Boatmobile?

About giving up my cold industrial life

About head injuries, believe...

About outer space.

About snail care.

About the man from Peru again.

About the squirrel and the tin cans?

About what happened yesterday, Squidward.

Absolutely, buddy.

According to the map

Acquaintances.

Act natural.

Actually, a three day weekend.

Actually, I was looking for your dad's dream.

Actually, I've got two.

Advanced darkness.

Afraid not!

After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow.

After all, Patrick.

After that long walk over here.

After you, Mr. Squidward.

Afternoon, son.

Again!

Again?

Against the forces of evil.

Ah whee!

Ah, ah, ah ah ah.

Ah, finally!

Ah, ha, ha.

Ah, home at last

Ah, hook!

Ah, isn't Opposite Day... terrible?

Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early.

Ah, Mr. Paper.

Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.

Ah, nothing like a duet

Ah, quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty.

Ah, silly me

Ah, that was fun and all,

Ah, that's better.

Ah, the only friend you'll need,

Ah, well, that's done.

Ah, what a beautiful day.

Ah!

Ah! Alone at last!

Ah! One quarter.

Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

Ah! The fry cook?

Ah! Time for bed, Gary.

Ah! What a great day at work.

Ah.

Ah..

Ah...

Ah... ( screams )

Ah... eee...

Ah... eee... ah...

Ah... SpongeBob, you wouldn't last

Ah... time to relax.

Ah... wait up, SpongeBob

Ah... well, his name is not important,

Aha!

Aha! Cheating!

Aha! I understand everything now.

Aha! They're finally gone.

Ahh.

Ahoy, Mr. Krabs.

Ahoy, there, lads.

Ahoy, there!

Aided by his young ward...

Ain't he the funniest little sponge

Ain't that just the bee's knees?

Air is not good, Patrick.

Air is not good.

Airline food!

AKA long, tan and handsome.

Alarm clock.

Alien hunting, alien hunting!

Alien repellent? Let me see that.

Aliens? Are you nuts?

Aliens?!

ALL ( chanting ): Sandy! Sandy!

ALL ( chanting ): SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

ALL ( making arm farting noises and chanting ): SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

All for one.

All I can say is I'm touched.

All I know is, Mr. Krabs said... Patrick!

All I said was there's evil afoot

All I want are those chores done.

All I wanted was change for the pay phone.

All in one day.

All knees will bow to Plankton.

All mine, mine, mine, mine.

All of you!

All right, all right,

All right, Deputy, I'll go that way,

All right, everybody out!

All right, I guess I have no choice.

All right, I'm on my way back.

All right, it's true!

All right, lads.

All right, let's go surprise someone at the hospital.

All right, listen up, people, listen up.

All right, mates,

All right, me boy.

All right, okay.

All right, Patrick, let's get to work.

All right, put them up.

All right, SpongeBob LazyPants, l'll find you.

All right, SpongeBob, I'll play your little game.

All right, Squid!

All right, stand back, everyone.

All right, that's it!

All right, that's it! Give me that!

All right, that's it.

All right, then.

All right, where's the danger, son?

All right, y'all can ride in the cargo hold

All right!

All right.

All rules will be enforced... in the hall.

All secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed seed buns.

All thanks to my state of the art weight set.

All the gum off the underside?

All the positive things about your house.

All the way, Patrick, up to the great beyond.

All the way, take him all the way.

All this mess?

All those wrong notes you played

All we have to do is make my head round

All we need to do is get your confidence back

All ye must do

All you have to do is get on the track.

All your dreams can come true."

All your friends and neighbors

All yours, old friend.

ALL: ♪ Down here in the deep blue sea. ♪

ALL: Ah!

ALL: April Fools!

ALL: Boo!

ALL: Hooray!

ALL: Hooray! Whoop de doo.

ALL: Howdy, y'all!

ALL: Hungry, hungry, hungry...

ALL: Jellyfishing!

ALL: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!

ALL: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!

ALL: Oh, look... ( giggling )

ALL: Oh, no.

ALL: Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: SpongeBob!

ALL: Still hungry, still hungry,

ALL: Thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty,

ALL: Turn around!

ALL: Walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking

ALL: Welcome home, SpongeBob!

ALL: What happened to you?

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yuck

Almost some

Almost there.

Almost. There's a nasty barnacle under table nine.

Alone!

Also, the royal fry cook wears... red underwear.

Always expect the unexpected.

Always have to have it our way, don't we?

Always keeps a brick of lead in his hat.

Always wear your seatbelt.

Am I cracking up?

Am I ever!

Am I expected to believe

Am I still dreaming?

Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!

Amazing!

An exercise program that works for you.

An experienced Employee of the Month

ANALYZER: Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.

ANCHOVIES: Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

ANCHOVIES: Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

ANCHOVIES: Eat, eat, eat, eat...

ANCHOVIES: Eat, eat, eat...

Anchovies!

Anchovies.

And a little of this, a little of that.

And a real ghost has a round one.

And all for one!

And all of the other people

And and and and..

And as for you...

And besides, it's not just enough

And boo! I'm scary.

And bring him to justice.

And buy some cotton candy.

And come looking for me.

And did I ever show you my record player?

And do you know what happens

And don't come back till you get one.

And don't do that other thing

And don't screw this one up.

And draw you close

And everybody loves me.

And for the ladies... hairy.

And form a neat, single file line in front of the register?

And free life among the jellyfish

And furthermore

And get me a bus to Bikini Bottom right now!

And get that job!

And give me back my tentacles.

And go over there and see if our theme song is on the jukebox?

And good bye, Bikini Bottom.

And have a fresh one, on me!

And he did this thing, a and he...

And he gloms onto the undersea dome

And he starts sucking on the glass.

And he wants to honor you as artist of the month.

And he's ornery when his nap is disturbed.

And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay back.

And here we go, pelvic thrust.

And here's the worst room in the house: my gallery.

And how about those mysterious circles

And hungry.

And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge...

And I am your cabin boy.

And I bet it's not even your birthday tomorrow!

And I can do this.

And I can see it now.

And I can't do this.

And I don't have time for stowaways.

And I happen to know that that particular button

And I have a present for you.

And I just wanted to bring you something.

And I mean nothing... to defeat him.

And I need an aspirin

And I only put in one!

And I say it's mine

And I think you should come out of retirement.

And I thought this friendship would never pay off.

And I took me till just now to realize it.

And I want to dance...

And I will throw myself in the brig.

And I won't rest

And I'd like to go home.

And I'll cut the cheese.

And I'll let you in on a little secret.

And I'll meet you there.

And I'll see you at work

And I'm going to...

And I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention

And I'm taking you in.

And if you pass, you'll be on the Krusty crew.

And it is about time

And it was getting smaller and smaller...

And it's even got my name on it.

And it's in great shape.

And it's the special dance mix.

And just when you think you found the land of milk and honey

And leave your crazy alien notions behind.

And let's not forget the turbo drive.

And lettuce!

And like it!

And look at this, Mr. Krabs

And loop de loop...

And make us think we thought

And may the better man win.

And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants!

And my friends...?

And no one is going to tell me otherwise!

And nobody forget it.

And nothing happened to us.

And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet.

And now I realize...

And now I'm stuck with them.

And now it's time for a little wakey uppy.

And now she can't seem to find another.

And now that I've been immortalized in wax,

And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...

And now, duty calls.

And now, for my very elaborate and college educated plan.

And now, poetry...

And now, spin technique.

And now..

And now... with two hands.

And one for all.

And one for me!

And out of my hair.

And over...

And over... and...

And promise me,

And put some clothes on.

And ride them like a horsy?

And save me some hot wa...

And say, "Who eats this stuff?"

And see what he's up to.

And shoots all the algae

And some guy miles away from here

And SpongeBob, I know a lot

And SpongeBob...

And SpongeBob's not back from his break.

And Squidward,

And starts stealing people's souls.

And stay out of our dreams.

And stop doing me favors!

And swipes the gun away

And take that cone off your head.

And tell all your friends to go home.

And that and this and that and this and then...

And that and this and then...

And that means...

And that's my oak tree.

And the dreaded Jumbo Shrimp!

And the Flying Dutchman is going to show up uninvited.

And the gift shops?

And the pepperoni?

And the pizza's cold?!

And the winner is...

And their beguiling colors.

And then I went to the past, and then I was nowhere.

And then they cook you and then they eat you!

And then you'll know.

And there's my car keys.

And there's my ride.

And there's the pickles from last time, too.

And these boots were given to me

And these old phone books?

And things just don't work out?

And this is a symbol of what I think

And this is my laboratory!

And this is no game.

And this little piggy brought home a Krabby Patty.

And this time, don't forget the pickles.

And this.

And this...

And this... and this...

And this... and this... and this...

And this... and this... and this... and this...

And this... and this...?

And this... oh, this is your golden scepter

And three cheers for the fry cook

And tickle my fancy on demand.

And to my public,

And tomorrow is my birthday.

And took directions from algae!

And uh, a turbo drive

And voilà!

And watch this, Mr. Krabs.

And we got our very own ten gallon hats.

And we're going to land on that itty bitty target.

And we're going to make sure

And wearing the official

And what else should we slice? More buns!

And what if I paint the Krusty Krab for free?

And when the bell sounds, come out cooking!

And why are you crying?

And with extra onions.

And without a loyal crew

And y you don't know how happy I am

And you destroy half the city!

And you didn't even tell me.

And you get the little net.

And you know Brian Flounder

And you know what else else?

And you know what else?

And you know what I'd like

And you know what?

And you want to shove off for home.

And you're going to hand deliver it to me personally,

And you're going to hand it over,

And your britches...

And your high pitched giggling at night.

And, well, it just seems

And?

ANNOUNCER ( over P.A. ): Are we on?

ANNOUNCER: Here goes Sandy Cheeks.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen

ANNOUNCER: Mermaidman.

ANNOUNCER: Mermaidman... champion of the deep.

ANNOUNCER: Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon

ANNOUNCER: The New Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.

ANNOUNCER: Will our heroes ever get their phone fixed?

ANNOUNCER: Wow! Fabulous.

Annoy Squidward day?

Another crime.

Another fun tastic day at Glove World.

Another one?

Answer!

Antenna... check.

Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?

Any plans tonight

Anybody have any sunscreen?

Anybody up for some volleyball?

Anyone for the... juice bar?

Anyone with eyes could see that.

Anything but that.

Anything else?

Anything I want?

Anyway, and then he told us

Anyway, I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house.

April fools!

April Fools!

April fools!

April Fools!

April Fools.

April Fools...

April Fools' Day is SpongeBob's favorite holiday.

Are a little lopsided.

Are out of retirement.

Are permitted to wear them...

Are the... other letters of the alphabet involved here?

Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?

Are they here to fix the TV?

Are we going to go hunting aliens on the moon?

Are we having a slumber party?

Are wearing, would it?

Are y... are you trying to say that you are better than me?

Are you a magician?

Are you a weakling built like a sponge?

Are you crazy?

Are you going to listen to a big dummy

Are you kidding?

Are you mad?

Are you Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?

Are you on some new allergy medication, boy?

Are you planning on ordering today, sir?

Are you reading, lad?

Are you ready, kids?

Are you ready, SpongeBob?

Are you ready?

Are you sure you can do this?

Are you sure you want to give me this mayonnaise?

Are you sure?

Are you talking to that dummy I made?

Are you too much of a wimp to work out?

Are you up for another ride

Are... are... are...

Aren't you doing to do it?

Argh, I am not a pirate.

Argh, I'm a pirate.

Argh, you must be hungry

Argh..

Argh... money, money, money, money, money.

Argh... mutiny

Argh... oop...

Argh... that was the worst night l ever weathered.

Arm cruncher, great.

Arm yourselves with knowledge.

Arrgh.

Arrgh. That sickens me.

Art thou not pleased?

Art.

As if I didn't already know.

As in "not here for three days"?

As long, tan and handsome as he is... and that's him!

As much as you miss them.

As punishment for this insolence,

As seen on TV!

As some newspaper!

As soon as he stops shaking my hand...

As soon as we were sure you were dead.

As windows to another realm.

As you may have noticed, profits are way down this month.

As you wish, Master.

Ask Squidward.

Assert yourself to the front.

Assert yourself.

Assertive, huh?

Assertiveness lesson number one.

At first a handshake doesn't seem like much,

At Jellyfish Fields.

At least I'll have some peace and quiet at work.

At least SpongeBob has been quiet.

At the first turn.

At the hot dog stand.

At the intersection of Conch and Coral.

At the Krusty Krab is... that is not the right direction...

At this spot...

At work, did you?

At your house.

Ate the whole thing in one bite.

Attention, beachgoers!

Attention, everyone.

AUDIENCE ( chanting ): No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent!

AUDIENCE: Get out! Get off the stage!

Avast, ye patty pirate!

Avast!

Aw, barnacles!

Aw, barnacles.

Aw, dang nematodes.

Aw, Mom...

Aw, not again!

Aw, shoot, SpongeBob.

Aw, SpongeBob

Aw, Squidward, isn't this great?!

Aw, tartar sauce!

Aw, tartar sauce.

Aw, that's the 15th time l've looked.

Aw, this looks neat.

Aw, what am I worried about?

Aw, what the heck.

Aw, who needs them?

Aw.

Aw... cheer up, Plankton.

Aw... I worked forever on those life size

Aw... that game was getting old, anyway.

Away...!

Aye, as a matter of fact, they do.

Aye, aye, Capitay.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Aye, aye, Captain.

Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!

Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.

Aye, aye, sir!

Aye, but did you sc****

Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest.

Aye, he's been trying

Aye, the hooks.

Aye!

Aye... the worst monster of them all.

B Beth...

B But Sandy, don't you want to say good bye

Back in me office, and... huh?

Back it up!

Back it up! ( tires squealing )

Back it up.

Back to counting me money.

Back to jellyfish matters.

Back to the Chum Bucket with you!

Back to the seacave.

Backing up, backing up.

Backing up, backing up...

Backing up.

Balloon (raspberry) has (raspberry)

Balloon travel.

Baloney.

Barnacleboy, I found it!

Barnacleboy, think about it.

BARNACLEBOY: Watch out.

Barnacleboy! Don't forget

Barnacleboy... don't squash his enthusiasm.

Barnacles!

Bart, Jimmy, no, no,

Based on a real treasure map

Based on a real treasure map.

Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward.

Be aggressive.

Be at my place at 5:00 a.m.

Be fry cook to a god and...

Be here tomorrow at the crack of dawn

Be quiet, SpongeBob!

Be right back.

Be right there!

Be the net.

Beat that, SpongeBob.

Beautiful sky, beautiful plants.

Beautiful...

Because he was never put to rest.

Because I never want to see you again anyway!

Because I ripped my pants!

Because I want to move as soon as possible.

Because I'm about to tell you that I'm...

Because it's on top of mount climb up and fall off!

Because it's time to pick out the hall monitor of the day!

Because it's... it's really getting

Because no one else would give it a home.

Because of bad neighbors.

Because we're really hungry

Because you're not allowed to leave that spot

Because, lad, you didn't need them.

Bed!

Beep beep.

Before anchor arms.

Before you go up too high.

Befriend the SpongeBob.

Beginners?

Behold the ultimate cooking utensil...

Behold!

Being a jellyfish sure is fun.

Being evil is too much fun!

Besides, how am I supposed to compare

Besides, there's not enough room for you.

Besides...

Best day ever?

Best friend

Best friend?

Between buddies, eh, Squidward?

Between that ghost and me?

Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan.

Beware the hooks.

Big toe.

Big, aren't they?

Bikini Bottom sure looks different.

Bingo!

Blast!

Blastoff! Wait, wait!

Blocking your view.

Blowing bubbles.

Boatmobile? Where are you?

Bob.

Bob... Bob... Bob..

Body slam!

Boneless, ink squirting, big nosed phony.

Bonus points.

Boo hoo, boo hoo!

Boo hoo!

Boo hoo! Ha ha! Squid's taking it real hard.

Boo! You stink!

Booga, booga, booga, booga!

Booster seat? Hot dog!

BOOTS ( squeaking ): Can I take

BOOTS ( squeaking ): Thank you, sir.

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999) - Season 1
Spongebob SquarePants, the beloved animated television show that first aired in 1999, has captured the hearts of children and adults alike with its humor, charm, and unforgettable characters. Set in the fictional underwater town of Bikini Bottom, Season 1 of Spongebob SquarePants introduced viewers to a world filled with endearing sea creatures, outrageous adventures, and catchy tunes. The main character of the show is the titular SpongeBob SquarePants, who is voiced by the talented Tom Kenny. SpongeBob is a naive and optimistic sea sponge who works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, a fast-food restaurant run by the money-loving Mr. Krabs (voiced by Clancy Brown). SpongeBob's best friend is the dim-witted but well-meaning starfish Patrick Star, portrayed by Bill Fagerbakke. Together, they embark on various shenanigans and frequently irritate their curmudgeonly neighbor, the octopus Squidward Tentacles (voiced by Rodger Bumpass). Throughout Season 1, we are introduced to a plethora of other memorable characters in Bikini Bottom. There's the muscle-bound lifeguard and karate expert Sandy Cheeks (voiced by Carolyn Lawrence) who brings some Texan charm to the underwater world. Also making appearances are the mischievous plankton Sheldon J. Plankton (voiced by Mr. Lawrence), constantly plotting to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula, and Mrs. Puff (voiced by Mary Jo Catlett), SpongeBob's often exasperated boating school instructor. One of the standout aspects of SpongeBob SquarePants is its infectious music. The show is known for its catchy songs and toe-tapping tunes that have become iconic. From the opening theme song, "SpongeBob SquarePants" performed by Painty the Pirate (voiced by Patrick Pinney), to SpongeBob's optimistic anthem, "Best Day Ever," the music of the show adds an extra layer of fun and excitement. Other memorable tunes include "Ripped Pants," "The F.U.N. Song," and the musical number "Sweet Victory" in the episode "Band Geeks." If you're a fan of the show or simply want to relive some of the nostalgic moments, you can now play and download these sounds from Season 1. Dive back into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom and laugh along with SpongeBob and his friends as they navigate a series of hilarious situations. From SpongeBob's infectious laughter to Patrick's signature "I'm ready!" catchphrase, these sounds will transport you back to the charming and wacky world of the show. SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 1 not only provides lighthearted entertainment but also imparts valuable life lessons. The show promotes kindness, friendship, and perseverance, encouraging viewers to embrace their uniqueness and approach life with a positive outlook. With its blend of humor, relatable characters, and memorable adventures, SpongeBob SquarePants has become a cultural phenomenon, gaining a massive fanbase over the years. So whether you're a fan of the original series or looking to introduce a new generation to the zany world of SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1 is a must-watch. With its colorful animation, clever writing, and iconic characters, the show continues to entertain and bring joy to millions of viewers worldwide. Don't miss the chance to immerse yourself in the undersea adventures of SpongeBob and his friends. Play and download the sounds of SpongeBob SquarePants - Season 1 here and let the laughter and catchy tunes bring a smile to your face.
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