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The Muppets The Muppets is a beloved American television show and film franchise that has brought joy and laughter to

The Muppets

The Muppets is a beloved American television show and film franchise that has brought joy and laughter to audiences for decades. Created in 1955 by puppeteer Jim Henson, the Muppets quickly gained popularity for their unique brand of humor and enchanting characters. The ensemble cast of puppet characters includes iconic figures such as Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, and many more.

This vibrant and imaginative world of the Muppets has also made its way onto the big screen. The 2011 film, simply titled "The Muppets," captured the hearts of both nostalgic fans and new audiences. Directed by James Bobin, the movie reunited the Muppet gang as they tried to save their theater from being demolished.

Immerse yourself in the whimsical and delightful sounds of the Muppets by playing and downloading their iconic music and sound effects. Whether it's Kermit's iconic "Rainbow Connection" or Miss Piggy's fierce diva moments, these sounds are sure to bring a smile to your face and transport you to the magical world of the Muppets. So why wait? Enjoy these enchanting melodies and comical noises here.
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A life I've made for myself.
A life I've made for myself.
A memo to the waterless toilet department.
A memo to the waterless toilet department.
A show? But I've spent years building a solo career.
A show? But I've spent years building a solo career.
A talent for what?
A talent for what?
Aaah!
Aaah!
According to 80's Robot,
According to 80's Robot,
According to this contract,
According to this contract,
Ah ha ha ha ha.
Ah ha ha ha ha.
Ah. Thank you!
Ah. Thank you!
All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned.
All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned.
All right, all right, don't crowd me!
All right, all right, don't crowd me!
All right, calm down, everybody.
All right, calm down, everybody.
All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition.
All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition.
All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter.
All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter.
All right, listen up, you freaks!
All right, listen up, you freaks!
All right, party of one, follow me.
All right, party of one, follow me.
All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?
All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?
All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary.
All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary.
All you need to do is show'em again!
All you need to do is show'em again!
Alone.
Alone.
An appointment? That's weird.
An appointment? That's weird.
And a one and a two and a three!
And a one and a two and a three!
And as long as there are Muppets...
And as long as there are Muppets...
And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV
And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV
And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe.
And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe.
And I don't care what anybody says.
And I don't care what anybody says.
And I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me.
And I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me.
And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time.
And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time.
And I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers,
And I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers,
And I need you.
And I need you.
And I really don't wanna go back to Reno.
And I really don't wanna go back to Reno.
And I see you've met Mr. Richman, our new business partner.
And I see you've met Mr. Richman, our new business partner.
And I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys.
And I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys.
And I'm telling you to leave. Now!
And I'm telling you to leave. Now!
And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you.
And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you.
And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is.
And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is.
And now I am pleased and proud to present
And now I am pleased and proud to present
And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on.
And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on.
And now, Pigs in Space!
And now, Pigs in Space!
And seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so...
And seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so...
And she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so...
And she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so...
And shut'em down for good! Bolt cutters!
And shut'em down for good! Bolt cutters!
And start drilling. Ah, those Muppets.
And start drilling. Ah, those Muppets.
And that is how you fix a 12 volt starter.
And that is how you fix a 12 volt starter.
And the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host,
And the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host,
And then I ate lunch unaccompanied,
And then I ate lunch unaccompanied,
And then I walked back here... independently.
And then I walked back here... independently.
And then I'll be waiting for you when you get back.
And then I'll be waiting for you when you get back.
And they made all the difference.
And they made all the difference.
And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend.
And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend.
And this tiny speck is you guys.
And this tiny speck is you guys.
And to me, that's not failing at all.
And to me, that's not failing at all.
And turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great?
And turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great?
And we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I...
And we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I...
And what better way to honor the Muppets
And what better way to honor the Muppets
And you.
And you.
And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me.
And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me.
And, besides, when this show's done,
And, besides, when this show's done,
And, well, that night sorta changed everything.
And, well, that night sorta changed everything.
And... Well, are you ready?
And... Well, are you ready?
Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start.
Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start.
Anyhow, how can I help you guys?
Anyhow, how can I help you guys?
Anyhow, looks like we got everybody,
Anyhow, looks like we got everybody,
Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go.
Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go.
Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio,
Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio,
Are standing on private property.
Are standing on private property.
As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask.
As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask.
Because it's our tenth anniversary, and then...
Because it's our tenth anniversary, and then...
Because that's what growing up is.
Because that's what growing up is.
Because... you're coming with us!
Because... you're coming with us!
Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog.
Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog.
Before I go, I'd just like to say something.
Before I go, I'd just like to say something.
Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus!
Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus!
Bolt cutters.
Bolt cutters.
Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night.
Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night.
Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight.
Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight.
Bummer.
Bummer.
But don't worry. We'll be fine.
But don't worry. We'll be fine.
But I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented...
But I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented...
But if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act.
But if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act.
But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel.
But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel.
But it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...
But it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...
But it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...
But it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...
But my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you.
But my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you.
But remember! No drumming!
But remember! No drumming!
But right now I actually... I need your help.
But right now I actually... I need your help.
But we were so close!
But we were so close!
But what can we do?
But what can we do?
But, chief, I don't go onstage.
But, chief, I don't go onstage.
But, Kermit, we always worked together.
But, Kermit, we always worked together.
But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,
But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,
But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy?
But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy?
But, Kermit, you have to try.
But, Kermit, you have to try.
Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference.
Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference.
Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have?
Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have?
Cancel that last remark.
Cancel that last remark.
Careful around the ears!
Careful around the ears!
Celebrity... celebrity!
Celebrity... celebrity!
Cha cha cha!
Cha cha cha!
Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury."
Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury."
Chicky!
Chicky!
Classic.
Classic.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, guys. We should go.
Come on, guys. We should go.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. Keep it up, Maurice.
Come on. Keep it up, Maurice.
Commence Operation Celebri nap. Masks on!
Commence Operation Celebri nap. Masks on!
Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?
Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?
Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?
Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?
Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend?
Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend?
Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?
Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?
Deadly! Bring the car!
Deadly! Bring the car!
Deadly! What are you doing?
Deadly! What are you doing?
Deadly! You come with me.
Deadly! You come with me.
Deadly.
Deadly.
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.
Didn't you see our first movie?
Didn't you see our first movie?
Didn't you see our first movie?
Didn't you see our first movie?
Does not preclude the fact that, in my heart,
Does not preclude the fact that, in my heart,
Doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself,
Doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself,
Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron.
Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron.
Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine.
Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine.
Don't worry. We'll think of something!
Don't worry. We'll think of something!
Don't you see, Kermit?
Don't you see, Kermit?
Dreams? Those were nightmares!
Dreams? Those were nightmares!
Drum! Drum, drum! Drum!
Drum! Drum, drum! Drum!
Drumroll, please.
Drumroll, please.
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you.
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you.
Eighty seven point three miles to go. Eighty seven point two...
Eighty seven point three miles to go. Eighty seven point two...
Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do.
Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do.
Enough!
Enough!
Even all you guys who weren't in the montage!
Even all you guys who weren't in the montage!
Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them.
Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them.
Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?
Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?
Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt,
Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt,
Excuse me...
Excuse me...
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black.
Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere.
Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere.
Fly in the arches!
Fly in the arches!
For the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever.
For the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever.
For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show.
For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show.
Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio.
Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio.
Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please!
Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please!
Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating?
Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating?
Game over, Kermit. You lost.
Game over, Kermit. You lost.
Gary and I did everything together.
Gary and I did everything together.
Gary, I need you.
Gary, I need you.
Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow
Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow
Gary, I'd love to help you out,
Gary, I'd love to help you out,
Gary, I've gone home.
Gary, I've gone home.
Gary!
Gary!
Gary. Can you believe it?
Gary. Can you believe it?
Gary. Can you believe it?
Gary. Can you believe it?
Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office!
Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office!
Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio.
Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio.
Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!
Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!
Gonzo, it would appear...
Gonzo, it would appear...
Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again.
Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again.
Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!
Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!
Good grief.
Good grief.
Good night, Fozzie.
Good night, Fozzie.
Great idea, 80's Robot.
Great idea, 80's Robot.
Guys, the show's in six hours,
Guys, the show's in six hours,
Guys! Muppet Man!
Guys! Muppet Man!
Guys! Muppet Man!
Guys! Muppet Man!
Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater
Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater
Ha.
Ha.
Ha... ha... ha...
Ha... ha... ha...
Halt! Point left!
Halt! Point left!
He does have an appointment.
He does have an appointment.
He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello?
He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello?
He won. We gotta go.
He won. We gotta go.
He's right, everybody.
He's right, everybody.
He's the best friend you could ever have.
He's the best friend you could ever have.
Head bowling a little later in the show.
Head bowling a little later in the show.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities.
Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities.
Here's where we live : Smalltown...
Here's where we live : Smalltown...
Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios.
Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios.
Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Hey, Fozzie...
Hey, Fozzie...
Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast?
Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast?
Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio?
Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio?
Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to...
Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to...
Hey, guys, we got us some money!
Hey, guys, we got us some money!
Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just...
Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just...
Hey, Kermit. You awake?
Hey, Kermit. You awake?
Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you
Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you
Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black!
Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black!
Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?
Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?
Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?
Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?
Hey, where's Walter?
Hey, where's Walter?
Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this.
Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this.
Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big?
Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big?
Hey. Hey, Walter?
Hey. Hey, Walter?
Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent.
Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent.
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Hm?
Hm?
Hm? Oh.
Hm? Oh.
Hm.
Hm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Hola.
Hola.
Hold it right there, sausage snout!
Hold it right there, sausage snout!
Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us.
Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us.
How charming. A finale.
How charming. A finale.
How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.
How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.
How have you been feeling? Any more control issues?
How have you been feeling? Any more control issues?
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!
I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!
I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?
I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?
I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once!
I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once!
I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man.
I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man.
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe we had that in the budget.
I can't believe we had that in the budget.
I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years.
I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years.
I can't. What if people laugh at me? I...
I can't. What if people laugh at me? I...
I couldn't get us a celebrity host.
I couldn't get us a celebrity host.
I did it. I beat you.
I did it. I beat you.
I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV.
I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV.
I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka!
I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka!
I do my best to keep it fresh each night.
I do my best to keep it fresh each night.
I don't care about the mess, just keep trying.
I don't care about the mess, just keep trying.
I don't know, sweetheart, he seems pretty happy.
I don't know, sweetheart, he seems pretty happy.
I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty.
I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty.
I don't think so, guys.
I don't think so, guys.
I don't think so... sister?
I don't think so... sister?
I don't think that's a good idea.
I don't think that's a good idea.
I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore.
I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore.
I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me.
I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me.
I found them...
I found them...
I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me!
I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me!
I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.
I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.
I guess people sort of forgot about us.
I guess people sort of forgot about us.
I guess you could say I was their number one fan.
I guess you could say I was their number one fan.
I guess you're right. Night night, Kermit.
I guess you're right. Night night, Kermit.
I have a whole new show biz family that loves me.
I have a whole new show biz family that loves me.
I have an appointment.
I have an appointment.
I have not signed off on this!
I have not signed off on this!
I have the best life in the whole world.
I have the best life in the whole world.
I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling.
I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling.
I just have one question I need to ask you.
I just have one question I need to ask you.
I just sang a whole song about it.
I just sang a whole song about it.
I just thought I could make a difference.
I just thought I could make a difference.
I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back
I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back
I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet
I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet
I kept'em for ya.
I kept'em for ya.
I knew you guys weren't popular anymore.
I knew you guys weren't popular anymore.
I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK.
I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK.
I know. Walter can't wait either.
I know. Walter can't wait either.
I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary,
I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary,
I looked totally ridiculous!
I looked totally ridiculous!
I love geriatric humor.
I love geriatric humor.
I love it when you talk shop.
I love it when you talk shop.
I love you so much.
I love you so much.
I mean, that's a shame.
I mean, that's a shame.
I mean, we were nowhere close at all.
I mean, we were nowhere close at all.
I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back!
I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back!
I own that name.
I own that name.
I pledge never to hold a plunger again!
I pledge never to hold a plunger again!
I realized you don't let the most important person
I realized you don't let the most important person
I remember you guys from when I was a kid.
I remember you guys from when I was a kid.
I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here!
I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here!
I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you...
I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you...
I think maybe we should call it a night.
I think maybe we should call it a night.
I think that's an electric fence.
I think that's an electric fence.
I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!
I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!
I wanna stay here with you.
I wanna stay here with you.
I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn'em.
I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn'em.
I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight.
I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight.
I will rerun Benson if I have to.
I will rerun Benson if I have to.
I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.
I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.
I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy.
I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy.
I... I could be a Muppet.
I... I could be a Muppet.
I... The Muppets are amazing.
I... The Muppets are amazing.
I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you.
I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you.
I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.
I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.
I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on.
I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on.
I'm being held captive by these weirdos!
I'm being held captive by these weirdos!
I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris.
I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris.
I'm going to go for a walk.
I'm going to go for a walk.
I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see.
I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see.
I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them.
I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them.
I'm really sorry about that...
I'm really sorry about that...
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.
I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.
I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more.
I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more.
I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day.
I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day.
I'm sorry, Fozzie.
I'm sorry, Fozzie.
I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here.
I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here.
I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something,
I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something,
I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at.
I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at.
I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles.
I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles.
If I'd known you were here in this place...
If I'd known you were here in this place...
If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support.
If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support.
If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost
If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost
If we all got together and put on one last show.
If we all got together and put on one last show.
In control.
In control.
In danger? Our studios? Kermit!
In danger? Our studios? Kermit!
In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first?
In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first?
In the schedule coming up in two days?
In the schedule coming up in two days?
In three, two... Wait for me!
In three, two... Wait for me!
In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground
In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground
In your world slip away.
In your world slip away.
Individually.
Individually.
Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?
Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?
Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No!
Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No!
Is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil.
Is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil.
Is to raise ten million dollars.
Is to raise ten million dollars.
Is you.
Is you.
Is you.
Is you.
It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's...
It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's...
It can't end like this.
It can't end like this.
It kinda makes me feel better, honestly.
It kinda makes me feel better, honestly.
It looks like we're going to get our studio back!
It looks like we're going to get our studio back!
It might be the last time we sing together.
It might be the last time we sing together.
It was... very informative.
It was... very informative.
It would certainly mean a lot to us.
It would certainly mean a lot to us.
It's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet,
It's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet,
It's always we. We this, we that.
It's always we. We this, we that.
It's becoming who you want to be.
It's becoming who you want to be.
It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America.
It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America.
It's each other. So I say, fine,
It's each other. So I say, fine,
It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream!
It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream!
It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one!
It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one!
It's me! What am I, invisible?
It's me! What am I, invisible?
It's my trigger word, too.
It's my trigger word, too.
It's never about you and me, is it?
It's never about you and me, is it?
It's nice doing business with you.
It's nice doing business with you.
It's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight,
It's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight,
It's our executive line of used toilets.
It's our executive line of used toilets.
It's really the highlight of the tour.
It's really the highlight of the tour.
It's The Muppet Show,
It's The Muppet Show,
It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!
It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!
It's The Muppet Telethon,
It's The Muppet Telethon,
It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight,
It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight,
It's time to play the music.
It's time to play the music.
It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again.
It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again.
It's Walter.
It's Walter.
Jack Black.
Jack Black.
Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent,
Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent,
Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced.
Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced.
Kermie.
Kermie.
Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala,
Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala,
Kermit says,'We need some time alone. "'
Kermit says,'We need some time alone. "'
Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains...
Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains...
Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money
Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money
Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now,
Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now,
Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this.
Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this.
Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right?
Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right?
Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me,
Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me,
Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten.
Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten.
Kermit!
Kermit!
Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere!
Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere!
Kermit?
Kermit?
Kermit?
Kermit?
Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy?
Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy?
Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed.
Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black!
Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog.
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves
Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!
Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!
Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir,
Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir,
Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?
Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?
Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in...
Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in...
Let's move!
Let's move!
Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications.
Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications.
Let's try that lift again, shall we?
Let's try that lift again, shall we?
Like there's a country called Turkey.
Like there's a country called Turkey.
Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned.
Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned.
Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why?
Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why?
Listen, Gary.
Listen, Gary.
Listen, I got you these.
Listen, I got you these.
Listen, Kermit, I like you.
Listen, Kermit, I like you.
Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine.
Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine.
Listen. Not right now,
Listen. Not right now,
Listen. Not right now,
Listen. Not right now,
Look at these old photos I just found.
Look at these old photos I just found.
Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know?
Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know?
Look what I found!
Look what I found!
Look, this is not about you and me.
Look, this is not about you and me.
Look, Walter, you're my brother,
Look, Walter, you're my brother,
Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
Mademoiselle Cochonnet?
Mademoiselle Cochonnet?
Make it stop!
Make it stop!
Make yourselves at home.
Make yourselves at home.
Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.
Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.
Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me.
Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me.
Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater.
Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater.
Maybe do something in the show?
Maybe do something in the show?
Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head.
Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head.
Maybe we should give them some space.
Maybe we should give them some space.
Maybe we should go back.
Maybe we should go back.
Maybe you just need one person.
Maybe you just need one person.
Me, too.
Me, too.
Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down!
Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down!
Might I offer you a drink? Tab?
Might I offer you a drink? Tab?
Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.
Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.
Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.
Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.
Miss? Pardon me, ma'am?
Miss? Pardon me, ma'am?
Mm, mm, mm. Kissy kissy. Mm, mm, mm!
Mm, mm, mm. Kissy kissy. Mm, mm, mm!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mos cow!
Mos cow!
Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!
Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!
Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up
Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up
Muah!
Muah!
Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!
Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!
Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!
Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!
Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets!
Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets!
My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France.
My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France.
My private property.
My private property.
Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor.
Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor.
Never.
Never.
News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead.
News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead.
Next show starts in 30 seconds.
Next show starts in 30 seconds.
Nice work, everybody. Chickens, you're up next!
Nice work, everybody. Chickens, you're up next!
Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot.
Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot.
No one will give us a show without her.
No one will give us a show without her.
No way, Mary. I've made my choice already.
No way, Mary. I've made my choice already.
No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there.
No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there.
No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this.
No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this.
No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here
No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here
No, it's just me. Party of one.
No, it's just me. Party of one.
No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner.
No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner.
No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down.
No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down.
No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in!
No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in!
No. Kermit, listen.
No. Kermit, listen.
No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest.
No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest.
No. No, of course not.
No. No, of course not.
No. Yes, yes, yes...
No. Yes, yes, yes...
Not even after I built us a house
Not even after I built us a house
Nothing covers this beautiful face.
Nothing covers this beautiful face.
Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!
Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!
Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!
Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!
Now you.
Now you.
Now, get out of my office.
Now, get out of my office.
Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on.
Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on.
Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception.
Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception.
Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract
Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract
Now!
Now!
Of course!
Of course!
Of Silly Putty back to Beijing.
Of Silly Putty back to Beijing.
Of ten million dollars by midnight. And if...
Of ten million dollars by midnight. And if...
Of using my modem to locate the Muppets.
Of using my modem to locate the Muppets.
Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,
Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,
Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,
Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect.
Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect.
Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios.
Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios.
Oh, Gary!
Oh, Gary!
Oh, good morning, Veronica.
Oh, good morning, Veronica.
Oh, good night, Gary.
Oh, good night, Gary.
Oh, great! But wait, how do we find'em?
Oh, great! But wait, how do we find'em?
Oh, hey, Animal.
Oh, hey, Animal.
Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night,
Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night,
Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here.
Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here.
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary.
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary.
Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!
Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!
Oh, Kermie.
Oh, Kermie.
Oh, Kermie.
Oh, Kermie.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful!
Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful!
Oh, my gosh, run everybody!
Oh, my gosh, run everybody!
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?
Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here!
Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here!
Oh, no! Not this again!
Oh, no! Not this again!
Oh, OK.
Oh, OK.
Oh, stop it!
Oh, stop it!
Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't.
Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't.
Oh, uh, it's you, chief!
Oh, uh, it's you, chief!
Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent.
Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent.
Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles.
Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you.
Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Well, then we drive to France.
Oh! Well, then we drive to France.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Look, look. I think...
Oh. Look, look. I think...
Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing.
Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... no.
Oh... no.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist.
Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist.
OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up.
OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up.
OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets.
OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets.
OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going.
OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going.
OK, is everybody ready?
OK, is everybody ready?
OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with?
OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with?
OK, Kermit. I'll try.
OK, Kermit. I'll try.
OK, now if you'll just follow me, please.
OK, now if you'll just follow me, please.
OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy!
OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy!
OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody!
OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody!
OK, they're gone!
OK, they're gone!
OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house.
OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house.
OK, this next building is where they kept the rope
OK, this next building is where they kept the rope
OK, time's up. Thank you, guys.
OK, time's up. Thank you, guys.
OK, we go live in three, two...
OK, we go live in three, two...
OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen,
OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen,
OK. Just... don't forget about me.
OK. Just... don't forget about me.
OK. That's fine.
OK. That's fine.
OK. That's fine.
OK. That's fine.
OK. This used to be Kermit's office.
OK. This used to be Kermit's office.
OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!
OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!
On the Muppet property.
On the Muppet property.
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh.
Oooh.
Oooh...
Oooh...
Or a Muppet?
Or a Muppet?
Or not.
Or not.
Or so we've been "toad."
Or so we've been "toad."
Order up!
Order up!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow.
Ow.
Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second.
Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second.
Paris! Paris!
Paris! Paris!
People are actually watching this?
People are actually watching this?
Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things?
Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things?
Piggy!
Piggy!
Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret.
Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret.
Piggy? Will you stay... for me?
Piggy? Will you stay... for me?
Piggy? You came back.
Piggy? You came back.
Piggy...
Piggy...
Please welcome, a real hero...
Please welcome, a real hero...
Please, have a seat.
Please, have a seat.
Please, Kermit.
Please, Kermit.
Please, make this end! Please!
Please, make this end! Please!
Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me.
Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me.
Poor Walter.
Poor Walter.
R E N O. That spells "Reno."
R E N O. That spells "Reno."
Remember, evil oil baron.
Remember, evil oil baron.
Right away. Sorry.
Right away. Sorry.
Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run!
Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run!
Same old team, all pulling together.
Same old team, all pulling together.
Say hello to the little friend.
Say hello to the little friend.
See? Your fans, they love you guys!
See? Your fans, they love you guys!
Selena Gomez? And... hi there.
Selena Gomez? And... hi there.
She is the plus size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy.
She is the plus size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy.
She's not coming, Fozzie.
She's not coming, Fozzie.
Show! Show!
Show! Show!
Singin' and dancin' act anymore! You're dead!
Singin' and dancin' act anymore! You're dead!
Sixty four shows nightly can get pretty grueling.
Sixty four shows nightly can get pretty grueling.
So do you think we're working for the bad guy?
So do you think we're working for the bad guy?
So I punched him in the face! I mean...
So I punched him in the face! I mean...
So I'm gonna shoot straight.
So I'm gonna shoot straight.
So if you'd like to come down and see the show live...
So if you'd like to come down and see the show live...
So maybe if you look inside yourself,
So maybe if you look inside yourself,
So maybe if you look inside yourself,
So maybe if you look inside yourself,
So maybe we should start there instead. I just... I just can't wait!
So maybe we should start there instead. I just... I just can't wait!
So nice to see you, Veronica.
So nice to see you, Veronica.
So thank you.
So thank you.
So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen.
So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen.
So we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars.
So we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars.
So we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time.
So we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time.
Some of'em literally. Because those ones have tails.
Some of'em literally. Because those ones have tails.
Somebody get him!
Somebody get him!
Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently.
Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Stars sure are pretty, though.
Stars sure are pretty, though.
Stop the car! I've got an idea!
Stop the car! I've got an idea!
Sure. Sure, I understand.
Sure. Sure, I understand.
Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher.
Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher.
Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up.
Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Ten gauge gator grip.
Ten gauge gator grip.
Ten million dollars? That's impossible.
Ten million dollars? That's impossible.
Than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.
Than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.
Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise!
Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise!
Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with
Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, thank you, and thank you.
Thank you, thank you, and thank you.
Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.
Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thank you. Yeah.
Thanks, sweetie.
Thanks, sweetie.
That kind of money would be to...
That kind of money would be to...
That looked expensive.
That looked expensive.
That means no.
That means no.
That none of this would have happened without you, so thank you.
That none of this would have happened without you, so thank you.
That theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion...
That theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion...
That's a maniacal laugh moment.
That's a maniacal laugh moment.
That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault.
That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault.
That's it!
That's it!
That's it.
That's it.
That's just fine. That's... that's perfect.
That's just fine. That's... that's perfect.
That's like six months from now!
That's like six months from now!
That's me, Walter.
That's me, Walter.
That's my brother, Gary.
That's my brother, Gary.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September.
That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September.
The "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room."
The "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room."
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
The answer is no.
The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka!
The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka!
The continuing story of...
The continuing story of...
The Economist says they've gotten back together again.
The Economist says they've gotten back together again.
The home of the Muppets!
The home of the Muppets!
The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK?
The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK?
The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun,
The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun,
The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.
The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.
The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this!
The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this!
The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages.
The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages.
The Muppets are about to take back their studio.
The Muppets are about to take back their studio.
The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years.
The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years.
The person you should be most angry at is you.
The person you should be most angry at is you.
The rest of the Muppets using a montage?
The rest of the Muppets using a montage?
The third greatest gift ever!
The third greatest gift ever!
The world can't be such a bad place after all.
The world can't be such a bad place after all.
The world has moved on, and no one cares about
The world has moved on, and no one cares about
Then maybe we should travel by map!
Then maybe we should travel by map!
Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo.
Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo.
There goes dinner.
There goes dinner.
There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.
There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.
There's a... man here to see you.
There's a... man here to see you.
There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know?
There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know?
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi.
There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi.
These are delicious!
These are delicious!
These guys are counting on you. You inspire them.
These guys are counting on you. You inspire them.
They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys.
They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys.
They think they're so funny.
They think they're so funny.
Think we should've rented a bigger car?
Think we should've rented a bigger car?
This circle represents everything that's currently popular.
This circle represents everything that's currently popular.
This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to...
This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to...
This is going to be a really short movie.
This is going to be a really short movie.
This is great. Call'em.
This is great. Call'em.
This is not quite what I expected,
This is not quite what I expected,
This isn't right.
This isn't right.
This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name.
This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name.
This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down.
This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down.
This... This is Kermit's house?
This... This is Kermit's house?
Those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends!
Those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends!
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
To become one of the Muppets. Good luck.
To become one of the Muppets. Good luck.
To buy the building before this contract expires,
To buy the building before this contract expires,
To Paris!
To Paris!
To the end of the Muppets!
To the end of the Muppets!
To the show. Introducing Walter.
To the show. Introducing Walter.
Told ya I'd be back.
Told ya I'd be back.
Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off!
Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off!
Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever.
Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever.
Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!
Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!
Twelve hours!
Twelve hours!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck.
Uh oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck.
Uh, Miss Piggy?
Uh, Miss Piggy?
Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but...
Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but...
Uh... Hi there. Excuse me.
Uh... Hi there. Excuse me.
Uh... No, just the one.
Uh... No, just the one.
Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world?
Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world?
Um...
Um...
Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay!
Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay!
Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand new act
Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand new act
Urgent! Urgent!
Urgent! Urgent!
Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production.
Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production.
Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names?
Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names?
Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back!
Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back!
Wait. Kermit, don't say another word.
Wait. Kermit, don't say another word.
Walter, are you OK, buddy?
Walter, are you OK, buddy?
Walter, how many times do we have to go over this?
Walter, how many times do we have to go over this?
Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet,
Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet,
Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter.
Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter.
Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy?
Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy?
Walter. Walt!
Walter. Walt!
Was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner
Was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner
We better get going. We got a lot of people to find.
We better get going. We got a lot of people to find.
We can still pull off a heart warming, last minute triumph, right, Kermit?
We can still pull off a heart warming, last minute triumph, right, Kermit?
We can't do this without Miss Piggy.
We can't do this without Miss Piggy.
We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums!
We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums!
We could be twins.
We could be twins.
We greatly appreciate your financial support.
We greatly appreciate your financial support.
We have Muppets standing by to take your calls.
We have Muppets standing by to take your calls.
We have two minutes! Two minutes!
We have two minutes! Two minutes!
We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now!
We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now!
We just...
We just...
We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker.
We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker.
We were a great team.
We were a great team.
We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter!
We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter!
We'll be fine, Fozzie.
We'll be fine, Fozzie.
We'll just have to come up with something else.
We'll just have to come up with something else.
We're all out front practicing our acts
We're all out front practicing our acts
We're back in three, two...
We're back in three, two...
We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time,
We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time,
We're happier when you don't sing.
We're happier when you don't sing.
We've been doing this for a long time.
We've been doing this for a long time.
Welcome back, Miss Piggy.
Welcome back, Miss Piggy.
Welcome. How many in your party? Two?
Welcome. How many in your party? Two?
Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie.
Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie.
Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.
Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.
Well, all of you. Yeah!
Well, all of you. Yeah!
Well, all right!
Well, all right!
Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.
Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.
Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried.
Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried.
Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too.
Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too.
Well, I guess this is the place.
Well, I guess this is the place.
Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death.
Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death.
Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now.
Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now.
Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them.
Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them.
Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon.
Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon.
Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours.
Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours.
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.
Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.
Well, sorta.
Well, sorta.
Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support.
Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support.
Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets!
Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets!
Well, we can't do the show without power.
Well, we can't do the show without power.
Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I...
Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I...
Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right?
Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right?
Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh?
Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh?
Well, you could've just said that.
Well, you could've just said that.
Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something,
Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something,
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What are we supposed to do with that 120 minute black hole
What are we supposed to do with that 120 minute black hole
What are you doin' here?
What are you doin' here?
What are you doing down here?
What are you doing down here?
What?
What?
What? How'd they get the power back?
What? How'd they get the power back?
What? Oh, no!
What? Oh, no!
What... What happened to this place?
What... What happened to this place?
What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk!
What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk!
Where did you learn to drive?
Where did you learn to drive?
Where dreams can come true.
Where dreams can come true.
Where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together.
Where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together.
Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are!
Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are!
While jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and...
While jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and...
Who you calling sister, sister?
Who you calling sister, sister?
Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoopi Goldberg?
Whoopi Goldberg?
Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look!
Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look!
Will you wait here a moment?
Will you wait here a moment?
Will you, Mary... marry me?
Will you, Mary... marry me?
With our heads held high. As a family.
With our heads held high. As a family.
With our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope!
With our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope!
With our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!
With our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!
With our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!
With our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!
With our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay!
With our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay!
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Wow, she sure hasn't changed.
Wow, she sure hasn't changed.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Gonzo's doing really well!
Wow! Gonzo's doing really well!
Wow! Great job, everybody!
Wow! Great job, everybody!
Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion!
Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing.
Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing.
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent.
Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent.
Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets.
Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets.
Yeah, but, I...
Yeah, but, I...
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage?
Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage?
Yeah, I can smell it.
Yeah, I can smell it.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here,
Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here,
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said,
Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said,
Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job!
Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job!
Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be
Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be
Yeah, very nice.
Yeah, very nice.
Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back!
Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back!
Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash?
Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash?
Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,
Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service?
Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service?
Yeah. Race you home!
Yeah. Race you home!
Yeah. They must be very tall here.
Yeah. They must be very tall here.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you,
Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you,
Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK?
Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK?
Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help.
Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help.
Yes, we're going to have a seat now.
Yes, we're going to have a seat now.
Yoo hoo! You've got audience.
Yoo hoo! You've got audience.
You always believe in other people, but that's easy.
You always believe in other people, but that's easy.
You are all naked.
You are all naked.
You artists formerly known as the Muppets
You artists formerly known as the Muppets
You better.
You better.
You can't just pop in without an appointment.
You can't just pop in without an appointment.
You don't mind that he's coming, right?
You don't mind that he's coming, right?
You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given.
You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given.
You guys aren't famous anymore.
You guys aren't famous anymore.
You guys see if you can come up with something.
You guys see if you can come up with something.
You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here.
You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here.
You have to try. Please, Walter.
You have to try. Please, Walter.
You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!
You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!
You know what that means. Spring break.
You know what that means. Spring break.
You know what to do.
You know what to do.
You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater
You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater
You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you.
You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you.
You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones.
You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones.
You know, what's important isn't this building or a name.
You know, what's important isn't this building or a name.
You mean half the audience is still alive?
You mean half the audience is still alive?
You never intended to marry me.
You never intended to marry me.
You OK? That was quite a tumble.
You OK? That was quite a tumble.
You ready?
You ready?
You said you were gonna talk to the man!
You said you were gonna talk to the man!
You saved it? After all this time?
You saved it? After all this time?
You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it.
You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it.
You should see it sometime.
You should see it sometime.
You still got it, man!
You still got it, man!
You think you might wanna help us out here?
You think you might wanna help us out here?
You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh...
You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh...
You?
You?
You're my hero.
You're my hero.
You're my hero.
You're my hero.
You're on my watch.
You're on my watch.
Your goody goody, hippy dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin',
Your goody goody, hippy dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin',
...early September. Early September?
...early September. Early September?
...for me... ...hair growing tonic.
...for me... ...hair growing tonic.
# A me party # I saved the last dance for me
# A me party # I saved the last dance for me
# And someone to see # Life's a happy song
# And someone to see # Life's a happy song
# And someone to... Heavy cake! # Life's a piece of pie
# And someone to... Heavy cake! # Life's a piece of pie
# By your side to sing # Life's a happy song
# By your side to sing # Life's a happy song
# It's time to light the lights Two, three, four.
# It's time to light the lights Two, three, four.
# La la la la la la la # Mee mee mee mee
# La la la la la la la # Mee mee mee mee
# Life smells like a rose # With someone to paint
# Life smells like a rose # With someone to paint
# Life's a happy song # When there's someone
# Life's a happy song # When there's someone
# Life's a piece of cake # With someone to give
# Life's a piece of cake # With someone to give
# Life's an easy road # With someone beside you
# Life's an easy road # With someone beside you
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do do
# Mahna Mahna Hey, Richman! We had a deal!
# Mahna Mahna Hey, Richman! We had a deal!
# Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law!
# Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law!
# Me party # A party just for moi
# Me party # A party just for moi
# Me party # It's a solo Mardi Gras
# Me party # It's a solo Mardi Gras
# Muppet # Or am I a man?
# Muppet # Or am I a man?
# Muppet # Or am I a man?
# Muppet # Or am I a man?
# No marriage certificate is needed # No marriage certificate is needed
# No marriage certificate is needed # No marriage certificate is needed
# Not RVs # Not RVs
# Not RVs # Not RVs
# Or am I a Muppet? # Am I a Muppet?
# Or am I a Muppet? # Am I a Muppet?
# Someone # Someone
# Someone # Someone
# To share the load # Life is full of highs
# To share the load # Life is full of highs
# Very manly Muppet # Am I a Muppet?
# Very manly Muppet # Am I a Muppet?
# Very manly Muppet # Am I a Muppet?
# Very manly Muppet # Am I a Muppet?
# With someone to stir # And someone to fry
# With someone to stir # And someone to fry
# With someone to wash # And someone to dry
# With someone to wash # And someone to dry
Aaah! # Someday we'll find it
Aaah! # Someday we'll find it
Ahahaha. Remember, left foot, right foot.
Ahahaha. Remember, left foot, right foot.
All hail the Hobo King. What are you doing? This is insane.
All hail the Hobo King. What are you doing? This is insane.
All right! Oh, yes!
All right! Oh, yes!
Animal drum? Yes!
Animal drum? Yes!
Animal, heel. Go, Animal! Be free, man!
Animal, heel. Go, Animal! Be free, man!
Anybody got any bright ideas? Not now, Fozzie.
Anybody got any bright ideas? Not now, Fozzie.
As I was trying to say... Evil oil baron.
As I was trying to say... Evil oil baron.
based on your Christmas cards. Oh, yeah. About that...
based on your Christmas cards. Oh, yeah. About that...
Beauregard! Scooter! Good to see you!
Beauregard! Scooter! Good to see you!
Because that's what we are. Yeah. Yeah.
Because that's what we are. Yeah. Yeah.
Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. No, no, no, we can't do that.
Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. No, no, no, we can't do that.
But what about Mary? She's fine.
But what about Mary? She's fine.
But... The only way to raise
But... The only way to raise
Bye, Mr. Gary. Have a good break, guys.
Bye, Mr. Gary. Have a good break, guys.
Bye. Kermit?
Bye. Kermit?
Can't you see I'm busy? Of course.
Can't you see I'm busy? Of course.
Children? No, the other gift.
Children? No, the other gift.
Close the door on your way out. Thanks a lot.
Close the door on your way out. Thanks a lot.
Come on, come on, come on! No...
Come on, come on, come on! No...
Come on, guys. Awkward.
Come on, guys. Awkward.
Come on, Walter! Yes. Come!
Come on, Walter! Yes. Come!
Contract. Contract.
Contract. Contract.
Drum, drum, drum! OK, OK.
Drum, drum, drum! OK, OK.
Drum! No drum!
Drum! No drum!
Drum! Drum! No drum! No drum!
Drum! Drum! No drum! No drum!
Drum. No drum.
Drum. No drum.
Excuse us. 'Scuse us.
Excuse us. 'Scuse us.
Finish him! It's my favorite.
Finish him! It's my favorite.
For sure. One, two, and a half...
For sure. One, two, and a half...
For you, Kermie? Yeah.
For you, Kermie? Yeah.
Gary, just throw me over already! OK.
Gary, just throw me over already! OK.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Not now, 80's Robot.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Not now, 80's Robot.
Good grief. New Coke?
Good grief. New Coke?
Good grief. New Coke?
Good grief. New Coke?
Good idea, Fozzie. Yeah!
Good idea, Fozzie. Yeah!
Good try, Walter. Hey, guys, up here!
Good try, Walter. Hey, guys, up here!
Good. Psst. Animal!
Good. Psst. Animal!
Great idea, Walter. Mm hmm.
Great idea, Walter. Mm hmm.
Guys! It...
Guys! It...
Guys! We can't give up, Gary.
Guys! We can't give up, Gary.
Have a nice vacation. Bye. Have fun.
Have a nice vacation. Bye. Have fun.
He's all grown up. Oh, that was wonderful!
He's all grown up. Oh, that was wonderful!
Head bowling. What? No!
Head bowling. What? No!
Hello, Piggy. Kermie!
Hello, Piggy. Kermie!
Hello? Guys, my phone is dead.
Hello? Guys, my phone is dead.
Help! OK, thank you, Gonzo.
Help! OK, thank you, Gonzo.
Hey, Animal! Yeah?
Hey, Animal! Yeah?
Hey, great job, Carlos. Thanks.
Hey, great job, Carlos. Thanks.
Hey, guys. Oh, hey, Gary.
Hey, guys. Oh, hey, Gary.
Hey, Scooter? Yeah?
Hey, Scooter? Yeah?
Hey, Walter? Oh. Yes, Kermit?
Hey, Walter? Oh. Yes, Kermit?
Hey! Hi.
Hey! Hi.
Hey. Hi ho, guys. Yay!
Hey. Hi ho, guys. Yay!
Hi ho, Fozzie. Hi ho, Kermit.
Hi ho, Fozzie. Hi ho, Kermit.
Hi, Gonzo. Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise.
Hi, Gonzo. Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise.
Hi! Ah! Where am I?
Hi! Ah! Where am I?
Hi. I got you these.
Hi. I got you these.
Hm? Your duet. With Piggy.
Hm? Your duet. With Piggy.
How are you enjoying your time alone? Piggy!
How are you enjoying your time alone? Piggy!
How was your day? Oh, it was great.
How was your day? Oh, it was great.
I believe in you. Huh?
I believe in you. Huh?
I can't believe this. I know.
I can't believe this. I know.
I can't do that, Walter. But, Gary...
I can't do that, Walter. But, Gary...
I don't see it. Just a little lower!
I don't see it. Just a little lower!
I love you, too. I'm gonna go check on Walter.
I love you, too. I'm gonna go check on Walter.
I think I'll stand. No, really, you should try one! Comfy.
I think I'll stand. No, really, you should try one! Comfy.
I wanna do that again! Come on. I'll ride with ya!
I wanna do that again! Come on. I'll ride with ya!
I'm going over there now. She's done in makeup...
I'm going over there now. She's done in makeup...
Ice cream? No, no. After that.
Ice cream? No, no. After that.
In control. Good.
In control. Good.
Is everybody OK? Yeah.
Is everybody OK? Yeah.
Is it urgent? Very. Yes.
Is it urgent? Very. Yes.
Is this the Universal Studios? Yes, it is.
Is this the Universal Studios? Yes, it is.
It's an electric fence. Yep.
It's an electric fence. Yep.
It's his trigger word. His trigger word?
It's his trigger word. His trigger word?
It's showtime! All right!
It's showtime! All right!
it's the Muppet name itself. What?
it's the Muppet name itself. What?
Jack Black said no drums! Animal, heel! Sit!
Jack Black said no drums! Animal, heel! Sit!
Just a second. Scooter! Yeah, chief?
Just a second. Scooter! Yeah, chief?
Kermit? Get ready for the opening number.
Kermit? Get ready for the opening number.
Laughter? Yes!
Laughter? Yes!
Let me wipe that. You've missed a spot.
Let me wipe that. You've missed a spot.
Let's go, Animal. Bye bye!
Let's go, Animal. Bye bye!
Let's talk in my dressing room. Sure.
Let's talk in my dressing room. Sure.
Like that. Oh, OK.
Like that. Oh, OK.
Man, this 3 D is incredible! This is real!
Man, this 3 D is incredible! This is real!
Mary? Mary! Wait.
Mary? Mary! Wait.
Masks on! Except for moi.
Masks on! Except for moi.
Maybe he lives there. Oh. That's it.
Maybe he lives there. Oh. That's it.
Miss Piggy? Hm?
Miss Piggy? Hm?
Morning, Frog. OK, everybody, take it from the top.
Morning, Frog. OK, everybody, take it from the top.
Mostly his fault. No matter.
Mostly his fault. No matter.
Nice job, Walter. Thanks, Gary.
Nice job, Walter. Thanks, Gary.
Nicely done, sir. You see, Muppets,
Nicely done, sir. You see, Muppets,
Nicely done, sir. As usual. En garde.
Nicely done, sir. As usual. En garde.
No maskin'? No maskin'.
No maskin'? No maskin'.
No, it's good. Guys?
No, it's good. Guys?
No, no, no, don't sit down! Oh, sorry! Whoa!
No, no, no, don't sit down! Oh, sorry! Whoa!
No! I mean... What Walter's trying to tell you
No! I mean... What Walter's trying to tell you
No. No.
No. No.
Oh, Gary. Mary.
Oh, Gary. Mary.
Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... Yes.
Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... Yes.
Oh, jeez. Walter. No, no, no, no, no. You OK?
Oh, jeez. Walter. No, no, no, no, no. You OK?
Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. What are you talking about?
Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. What are you talking about?
Oh, no! What?
Oh, no! What?
Oh, that is lovely. Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.
Oh, that is lovely. Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.
Oh, Walter! Oh, yes, Kermit.
Oh, Walter! Oh, yes, Kermit.
Oh, well... And welcome aboard.
Oh, well... And welcome aboard.
Oh, yeah? Yeah!
Oh, yeah? Yeah!
Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way.
Oh! I love that show. It's time to punch teacher!
Oh! I love that show. It's time to punch teacher!
OK, buddy, head down. One, two, three!
OK, buddy, head down. One, two, three!
OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. Hey, Scooter? What's left?
OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. Hey, Scooter? What's left?
OK, first we have the opening theme. Of course. Yeah.
OK, first we have the opening theme. Of course. Yeah.
OK, here we go. OK... One, two, three.
OK, here we go. OK... One, two, three.
OK, then. Thank you.
OK, then. Thank you.
OK. Ah! That joke's like 50 years old!
OK. Ah! That joke's like 50 years old!
OK. Good.
OK. Good.
OK. Great.
OK. Great.
OK. Here we are.
OK. Here we are.
OK. No, no, wait, wait!
OK. No, no, wait, wait!
or destroying the Muppets? Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!
or destroying the Muppets? Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!
or see the Hollywood Sign. We'll have plenty of time
or see the Hollywood Sign. We'll have plenty of time
Patent pending! And...
Patent pending! And...
Piggy? Huh?
Piggy? Huh?
Please, sir. Drum! Drum, drum!
Please, sir. Drum! Drum, drum!
Quick, save the cushions! The cushions?
Quick, save the cushions! The cushions?
Right away, sir. And, you, send the 28,000 tons
Right away, sir. And, you, send the 28,000 tons
Run, guys! Run!
Run, guys! Run!
Say yes! Yes! We will take that money!
Say yes! Yes! We will take that money!
Scooter, is everybody here? Almost everyone, chief.
Scooter, is everybody here? Almost everyone, chief.
She said the more the merrier. I... I don't know what to say!
She said the more the merrier. I... I don't know what to say!
She wasn't very nice. Yeah.
She wasn't very nice. Yeah.
So where do we go first? I shall take the liberty
So where do we go first? I shall take the liberty
So would. OK. Well, let's clean this place up!
So would. OK. Well, let's clean this place up!
Sorry, Animal. No drums! No drums!
Sorry, Animal. No drums! No drums!
Start the show! Ready for some kind of entertainment!
Start the show! Ready for some kind of entertainment!
supposed to be like tonight? I don't know. Why?
supposed to be like tonight? I don't know. Why?
Sweet, sweet oil, see!" People still talk like that?
Sweet, sweet oil, see!" People still talk like that?
That's good. Sorry.
That's good. Sorry.
That's great. Are you one of the
That's great. Are you one of the
The deed to this property. Exactly.
The deed to this property. Exactly.
The Muppets got back together? Remember?
The Muppets got back together? Remember?
then they get their studio back. You know, if I didn't know better,
then they get their studio back. You know, if I didn't know better,
They terrify me. Let's go. Let's go.
They terrify me. Let's go. Let's go.
Think, think, think! What am I thinking?
Think, think, think! What am I thinking?
This is boring. But don't you guys remember?
This is boring. But don't you guys remember?
Throw me again. No, I don't...
Throw me again. No, I don't...
To kidnap people? Mr. The Frog, we all agreed
To kidnap people? Mr. The Frog, we all agreed
Trick or treat! Because from then on...
Trick or treat! Because from then on...
Turkey is a very real country. Wow, Muppet Studios.
Turkey is a very real country. Wow, Muppet Studios.
Veronica... Where's the audience?
Veronica... Where's the audience?
Walter, hey. Gary.
Walter, hey. Gary.
Walter, what day is today? Friday.
Walter, what day is today? Friday.
Walter, you all right, buddy? Where am I?
Walter, you all right, buddy? Where am I?
Walter! Walter!
Walter! Walter!
Walter! Walter?
Walter! Walter?
Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. Oh, thanks.
Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. Oh, thanks.
Watch out for the... Gag me with a spoon.
Watch out for the... Gag me with a spoon.
We had a good run. Yeah.
We had a good run. Yeah.
We need to speak to you. All right. Have a seat.
We need to speak to you. All right. Have a seat.
We really need you. My answer is no. Good day!
We really need you. My answer is no. Good day!
We? Well, yeah, listen.
We? Well, yeah, listen.
We'll see you out there! Good luck! Stop cleaning me!
We'll see you out there! Good luck! Stop cleaning me!
We're going to phase two. Yes, Mr. Richman.
We're going to phase two. Yes, Mr. Richman.
We're not a team! I'm not with him! What is happening?
We're not a team! I'm not with him! What is happening?
We're sorry... What happened? Hello?
We're sorry... What happened? Hello?
Welcome back, everyone. Thanks.
Welcome back, everyone. Thanks.
Well, not everybody. No, I think everybody's here.
Well, not everybody. No, I think everybody's here.
Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy. Come on, everybody.
Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy. Come on, everybody.
Wha... You came back. Walter.
Wha... You came back. Walter.
What kind of throw was that? I think there's somebody coming.
What kind of throw was that? I think there's somebody coming.
What, to kidnap people? To work together.
What, to kidnap people? To work together.
What? The only way to save the studio
What? The only way to save the studio
What? The show is a disaster, Frog!
What? The show is a disaster, Frog!
What? What is that supposed to mean?
What? What is that supposed to mean?
What? What?
What? What?
What's their problem? No idea. I just found out.
What's their problem? No idea. I just found out.
Where is everyone, Gary? I don't know, buddy. It's so...
Where is everyone, Gary? I don't know, buddy. It's so...
Who's next? Oh. In control.
Who's next? Oh. In control.
Whoa. Mm hmm.
Whoa. Mm hmm.
with special guest, Jack Black. Oh! He's pretty good.
with special guest, Jack Black. Oh! He's pretty good.
Wocka wocka wocka wocka! Make it stop! No!
Wocka wocka wocka wocka! Make it stop! No!
Wocka wocka. Hey, guys!
Wocka wocka. Hey, guys!
Wocka wocka. You're relics, Muppets!
Wocka wocka. You're relics, Muppets!
Ya haa! Huh?
Ya haa! Huh?
Yeah, for reallies! Yeah, you owe us money, man.
Yeah, for reallies! Yeah, you owe us money, man.
Yeah! Good. I guess if we're gonna go,
Yeah! Good. I guess if we're gonna go,
Yeah! That could work!
Yeah! That could work!
Yeah! Come on! Come on, Walter!
Yeah! Come on! Come on, Walter!
Yeah. Let's all walk out through these doors
Yeah. Let's all walk out through these doors
Yeah. So I said, "What are you looking at?"
Yeah. So I said, "What are you looking at?"
Yep. What's the weather
Yep. What's the weather
Yes, ma'am. And two, you need a celebrity host.
Yes, ma'am. And two, you need a celebrity host.
Yes, sir. Come on. Goodbye.
Yes, sir. Come on. Goodbye.
Yes? I need to talk to you about my act.
Yes? I need to talk to you about my act.
Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... Yes, yes, yes.
Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... Yes, yes, yes.
You bet. Oh, and you?
You bet. Oh, and you?
You can't drive to France, Walter. Yeah. It's way too far.
You can't drive to France, Walter. Yeah. It's way too far.
You come out and introduce Fozzie. Right.
You come out and introduce Fozzie. Right.
You guys OK? Is anyone hurt?
You guys OK? Is anyone hurt?
You look familiar. So do you!
You look familiar. So do you!
You missed your cue. I know!
You missed your cue. I know!
You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. Yeah.
You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. Yeah.
...
...
... The Muppets.
... The Muppets.
...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears...
...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears...
...back.
...back.
...even on the worst days, I knew...
...even on the worst days, I knew...
...hope.
...hope.
...I... I miss you.
...I... I miss you.
...it made me feel like I could do anything.
...it made me feel like I could do anything.
...over the last week, I realized that...
...over the last week, I realized that...
...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish,
...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish,
...that as the years passed...
...that as the years passed...
...the best town you could ever grow up in.
...the best town you could ever grow up in.
...there's still...
...there's still...
...Walter. What were you saying?
...Walter. What were you saying?
...we could try.
...we could try.
...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio.
...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio.
...would be to put on a show.
...would be to put on a show.
"Oil" bet that hurt.
"Oil" bet that hurt.
"We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you?
"We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you?
"We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you?
"We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you?
"Welcome aboard"?
"Welcome aboard"?
# A me party
# A me party
# A me party I don't need nobody else
# A me party I don't need nobody else
# A Muppet of a man
# A Muppet of a man
# A Muppet of a man
# A Muppet of a man
# Am I a man
# Am I a man
# Am I a man
# Am I a man
# Am I a man?
# Am I a man?
# Am I a man?
# Am I a man?
# And have you heard voices?
# And have you heard voices?
# And I ask myself the question
# And I ask myself the question
# And I don't recognize
# And I don't recognize
# And rainbows have nothing to hide
# And rainbows have nothing to hide
# And say "Mary, will you marry me?"
# And say "Mary, will you marry me?"
# And some choose to believe it
# And some choose to believe it
# And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift
# And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift
# And what's on the other side?
# And what's on the other side?
# But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday
# But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday
# But only illusions
# But only illusions
# By your side
# By your side
# Can we do it all again?
# Can we do it all again?
# Do do Do do do do
# Do do Do do do do
# Do do do, Do do do Do do do
# Do do do, Do do do Do do do
# Everything is grand
# Everything is grand
# Everything is great
# Everything is great
# Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after
# Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after
# Everything is great Everything is grand
# Everything is great Everything is grand
# Everything is great Everything is grand
# Everything is great Everything is grand
# Everything is perfect
# Everything is perfect
# Everything is perfect It's falling into place
# Everything is perfect It's falling into place
# Everything is perfect It's falling into place
# Everything is perfect It's falling into place
# Everything's great Everything's grand
# Everything's great Everything's grand
# Except Gary's always off with his friend
# Except Gary's always off with his friend
# Free parking for cars
# Free parking for cars
# Have you been half asleep
# Have you been half asleep
# Haven't I seen me here before?
# Haven't I seen me here before?
# Haven't you heard? One is the new two
# Haven't you heard? One is the new two
# He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee
# He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee
# I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
# I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
# I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
# I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
# I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
# I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
# I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
# I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
# I know just how it's going to be
# I know just how it's going to be
# I look around, and once again I'm on my own
# I look around, and once again I'm on my own
# I look into these eyes
# I look into these eyes
# I reflect on my reflection
# I reflect on my reflection
# I think I made up my mind
# I think I made up my mind
# I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
# I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
# I wonder when it's going to end
# I wonder when it's going to end
# I'm a man
# I'm a man
# I'm a Muppet
# I'm a Muppet
# I'm always running out of time
# I'm always running out of time
# I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss
# I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss
# I'm having a me party
# I'm having a me party
# I'm having a me party A party by myself
# I'm having a me party A party by myself
# I'm having a me party I'm such good company
# I'm having a me party I'm such good company
# I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you
# I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you
# I'm the last one on the dance floor
# I'm the last one on the dance floor
# I've got everything that I need
# I've got everything that I need
# I've got everything that I need
# I've got everything that I need
# If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
# If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
# If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
# If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
# If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet
# If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet
# If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet #
# If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet #
# If we could do it all again
# If we could do it all again
# Is there more I could've said?
# Is there more I could've said?
# Is there more I could've said?
# Is there more I could've said?
# It makes you feel like you're three foot tall
# It makes you feel like you're three foot tall
# It's falling into place
# It's falling into place
# It's never me and him It's always me and him and him
# It's never me and him It's always me and him and him
# It's something that I'm supposed to be
# It's something that I'm supposed to be
# It's time for me to decide
# It's time for me to decide
# It's time to dress up right
# It's time to dress up right
# It's time to dress up right #
# It's time to dress up right #
# It's time to get things started
# It's time to get things started
# It's time to light the lights
# It's time to light the lights
# It's time to light the lights
# It's time to light the lights
# It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
# It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
# It's time to meet the Muppets... #
# It's time to meet the Muppets... #
# It's time to play the music
# It's time to play the music
# It's time to put on makeup
# It's time to put on makeup
# It's time to put on makeup
# It's time to put on makeup
# Just another chance to entertain
# Just another chance to entertain
# La la
# La la
# Life's a fillet of fish
# Life's a fillet of fish
# Life's a happy song
# Life's a happy song
# Life's a happy song
# Life's a happy song
# Life's a happy song when there's someone
# Life's a happy song when there's someone
# Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along
# Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along
# Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side
# Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side
# Life's a leg of lamb
# Life's a leg of lamb
# Mahna Mahna #
# Mahna Mahna #
# Mee mee mee Mee mee mee
# Mee mee mee Mee mee mee
# Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show #
# Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show #
# My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong
# My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong
# No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun
# No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun
# Nothin' that I can't be
# Nothin' that I can't be
# Nothing that we can't do
# Nothing that we can't do
# Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you
# Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you
# Nothing we can't do
# Nothing we can't do
# Nothing's stoppin' me
# Nothing's stoppin' me
# Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be
# Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be
# Now I understand who I am
# Now I understand who I am
# Now they're only pictures in my head #
# Now they're only pictures in my head #
# On our hotel rooms?
# On our hotel rooms?
# On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational
# On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational
# Or am I a Muppet?
# Or am I a Muppet?
# Our wedding chapel is 24 hours
# Our wedding chapel is 24 hours
# Pechoolo Casino
# Pechoolo Casino
# Please #
# Please #
# Probably magic
# Probably magic
# Rainbows are visions
# Rainbows are visions
# Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out?
# Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out?
# Right in front of me
# Right in front of me
# Right in front of me #
# Right in front of me #
# Right in front of me Nothing's
# Right in front of me Nothing's
# Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you
# Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you
# So we've been told
# So we've been told
# Someday we'll find it
# Someday we'll find it
# Sometimes even frogs have rainy days
# Sometimes even frogs have rainy days
# Songs about rainbows?
# Songs about rainbows?
# That's what I am #
# That's what I am #
# That's what I am #
# That's what I am #
# That's why my green is feeling gray
# That's why my green is feeling gray
# The lovers, the dreamers and me
# The lovers, the dreamers and me
# The lovers, the dreamers and me #
# The lovers, the dreamers and me #
# The one I see inside
# The one I see inside
# The rainbow connection
# The rainbow connection
# The rainbow connection
# The rainbow connection
# The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you
# The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you
# The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you
# The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you
# There's no one at this party that I don't already know
# There's no one at this party that I don't already know
# They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes
# They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes
# To sing along
# To sing along
# To sing along
# To sing along
# Together again Gee, it's good to be... #
# Together again Gee, it's good to be... #
# Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us
# Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us
# We can be whatever we want to be
# We can be whatever we want to be
# We can be whatever we want to be
# We can be whatever we want to be
# We can harmonize for one more song
# We can harmonize for one more song
# We know that it's
# We know that it's
# We've got everything that we need
# We've got everything that we need
# We've got everything that we need
# We've got everything that we need
# We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand
# We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand
# What happens at a me party stays at a me party #
# What happens at a me party stays at a me party #
# What's the right direction to go?
# What's the right direction to go?
# When it's just you Well, times can be tough
# When it's just you Well, times can be tough
# When there's no one there to catch your fall
# When there's no one there to catch your fall
# When there's someone by your side to sing
# When there's someone by your side to sing
# When there's someone by your side to sing
# When there's someone by your side to sing
# When there's someone by your side to sing along
# When there's someone by your side to sing along
# When you're alone life can be a little rough
# When you're alone life can be a little rough
# Why are there so many
# Why are there so many
# Why are there such great deals
# Why are there such great deals
# Why don't you get things started?
# Why don't you get things started?
# Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song
# Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song
# With someone there to lend a hand
# With someone there to lend a hand
# With someone to while away the hours
# With someone to while away the hours
# With you right here next to me
# With you right here next to me
# With you right here next to me
# With you right here next to me
# Would anybody watch or even care?
# Would anybody watch or even care?
# Yes, it is Life's a happy song
# Yes, it is Life's a happy song
# You've got everything that you need
# You've got everything that you need
♫ I'm a Muppet of a man I'm a very manly Muppet ♫
♫ I'm a Muppet of a man I'm a very manly Muppet ♫
♫ I'm a Muppet y man
♫ I'm a Muppet y man
♫ The owners, the Moopets and me ♫
♫ The owners, the Moopets and me ♫

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