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This Is the End (2013) This Is the End is a hilarious comedy film released in 2013. The movie centers around a group of

This Is the End (2013)

This Is the End is a hilarious comedy film released in 2013. The movie centers around a group of Hollywood celebrities, including Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson, who find themselves trapped in James Franco's house during the apocalypse. As chaos ensues outside, the group must navigate their strained relationships, personal insecurities, and dwindling supplies. This star-studded cast brings their comedic talents to deliver unforgettable and gut-busting moments. If you want to relive the laughter or immerse yourself in the film's soundtrack, you can play and download the sounds from 'This Is the End' right here.

A 3 D television. No, you didn't...
A 3 D television. No, you didn't...
A demon? Demon?
A demon? Demon?
A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.
A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.
A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first?
A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first?
A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here.
A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here.
A porno mag, a baseball bat,
A porno mag, a baseball bat,
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Oh!
Aah! Oh!
Address the elephant in the room.
Address the elephant in the room.
Ah, fellas.
Ah, fellas.
Ah!
Ah!
Air Force One has gone down...
Air Force One has gone down...
Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy!
Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy!
All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson.
All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson.
All I know is I'm scared as hell,
All I know is I'm scared as hell,
All right, all right. All right?
All right, all right. All right?
All right, buddy.
All right, buddy.
All right, buddy.
All right, buddy.
All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up.
All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up.
All right, guys,
All right, guys,
All right, guys, it's simple.
All right, guys, it's simple.
All right, guys.
All right, guys.
All right, I got it, let's just head out
All right, I got it, let's just head out
All right, I'll fuckin' hit him.
All right, I'll fuckin' hit him.
All right, I'm gonna take it over here.
All right, I'm gonna take it over here.
All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos.
All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos.
All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did?
All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did?
All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right?
All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right?
All right, you can put the ax down now.
All right, you can put the ax down now.
All right.
All right.
All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice.
All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice.
All the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.
All the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.
All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished.
All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished.
All unattended baggage is subject to search...
All unattended baggage is subject to search...
Always have. Ever since I was a baby.
Always have. Ever since I was a baby.
Am I twisting this?
Am I twisting this?
America's sweetheart. J bug, J bone.
America's sweetheart. J bug, J bone.
And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.
And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.
And also reports of looting and rioting
And also reports of looting and rioting
And boy, are my arms tired.
And boy, are my arms tired.
And Danny fucking eats me.
And Danny fucking eats me.
And he kills me,
And he kills me,
And he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson,
And he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson,
And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are.
And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are.
And here, you don't have to sleep
And here, you don't have to sleep
And his face looks like the police sketch
And his face looks like the police sketch
And I came here to chill with you.
And I came here to chill with you.
And I can ask her all these amazing questions about
And I can ask her all these amazing questions about
And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like,
And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like,
And I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride.
And I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride.
And I sacrifice myself for you.
And I sacrifice myself for you.
And I started hearing growling noises.
And I started hearing growling noises.
And I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in.
And I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in.
And I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just...
And I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just...
And if my business suffers, I suffer.
And if my business suffers, I suffer.
And if my endorphins drop too low,
And if my endorphins drop too low,
And is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?"
And is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?"
And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it.
And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it.
And just for the record, you guys,
And just for the record, you guys,
And now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...
And now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...
And people getting sucked up into the sky.
And people getting sucked up into the sky.
And played a bunch of video games.
And played a bunch of video games.
And she just kind of screams, and so she was up,
And she just kind of screams, and so she was up,
And she kept banging on my door.
And she kept banging on my door.
And that should give you enough time to get to the garage.
And that should give you enough time to get to the garage.
And that's the reason why all this is happening.
And that's the reason why all this is happening.
And that's when he came up with the iPad.
And that's when he came up with the iPad.
And the answer is infinite.
And the answer is infinite.
And the bottom of your pants are awful tight.
And the bottom of your pants are awful tight.
And the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in?
And the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in?
And the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.
And the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.
And then he fucking showed up at my party,
And then he fucking showed up at my party,
And then I stopped hearing people,
And then I stopped hearing people,
And then Jay suggested that we all **** her, and now she's gone.
And then Jay suggested that we all **** her, and now she's gone.
And there were a lot of fatalities.
And there were a lot of fatalities.
And they accumulate or do enough sacrifices,
And they accumulate or do enough sacrifices,
And they got sucked up into the sky.
And they got sucked up into the sky.
And we should be mindful.
And we should be mindful.
And we'll all go to Heaven together.
And we'll all go to Heaven together.
And where's the rest of him?
And where's the rest of him?
And you are not gonna like the fucking punch line.
And you are not gonna like the fucking punch line.
And you know why else?
And you know why else?
And you sharted midway through the movie.
And you sharted midway through the movie.
And you tell me that what I'm describing
And you tell me that what I'm describing
And you three gentlemen look delicious.
And you three gentlemen look delicious.
And, Jonah,
And, Jonah,
Any of you guys would have done the same thing.
Any of you guys would have done the same thing.
Any volunteers?
Any volunteers?
Anything?
Anything?
Are a bunch of assholes.
Are a bunch of assholes.
Are you an angel? Yes, sir.
Are you an angel? Yes, sir.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Shit! Jonah?
Are you okay? Shit! Jonah?
Are you sure it's even down here?
Are you sure it's even down here?
Are you sure you can do that?
Are you sure you can do that?
Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight.
Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight.
Around the side of the house.
Around the side of the house.
As Apocalyptish?
As Apocalyptish?
As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man?
As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man?
As people are turning to one another.
As people are turning to one another.
As soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do.
As soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do.
As we sit here right now.
As we sit here right now.
At least I did change! You act like you're fucking 18 years old still, Jay!
At least I did change! You act like you're fucking 18 years old still, Jay!
Attention, all passengers.
Attention, all passengers.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome,
Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome,
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
Back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up!
Back up!
Back up!
Bad news when he wakes up!
Bad news when he wakes up!
Bang, bang, bang. You're dead.
Bang, bang, bang. You're dead.
Based on our proportionate size.
Based on our proportionate size.
Be quiet.
Be quiet.
Because I put you on a pedestal,
Because I put you on a pedestal,
Because sinkholes happen in the summertime.
Because sinkholes happen in the summertime.
Because you think that's what God wants you to do.
Because you think that's what God wants you to do.
Being selfish, only doing shit for me.
Being selfish, only doing shit for me.
Bleeding?
Bleeding?
Both of you guys. Wait, yeah.
Both of you guys. Wait, yeah.
Boys, boys, boys...
Boys, boys, boys...
Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground.
Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground.
But clearly that didn't work out.
But clearly that didn't work out.
But he came and passed out in the bathtub,
But he came and passed out in the bathtub,
But I ain't going back out there.
But I ain't going back out there.
But I don't think we should let him in.
But I don't think we should let him in.
But it's like Jay is the last connection
But it's like Jay is the last connection
But it's supposed to be bonkers.
But it's supposed to be bonkers.
But then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one.
But then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one.
But we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet.
But we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet.
But you really let me down.
But you really let me down.
But you should not be dishonest with your friends.
But you should not be dishonest with your friends.
But, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel.
But, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel.
But, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here.
But, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here.
Cahuenga. Cahuenga.
Cahuenga. Cahuenga.
Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten.
Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten.
Can I have that Milky Way?
Can I have that Milky Way?
Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah.
Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah.
Can we get him some hydration?
Can we get him some hydration?
Can we get Jay some water, please?
Can we get Jay some water, please?
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props.
Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props.
Can't stand him. He can't stand me.
Can't stand him. He can't stand me.
Careful with that dick. Damn.
Careful with that dick. Damn.
Channing Tatum lives up there.
Channing Tatum lives up there.
Channing, introduce yourself.
Channing, introduce yourself.
Check it out. My new place!
Check it out. My new place!
Cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks,
Cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks,
Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
Chill. Look.
Chill. Look.
Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon.
Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon.
Come on, guys! Come on!
Come on, guys! Come on!
Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart.
Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart.
Come on, man, this is an awesome street.
Come on, man, this is an awesome street.
Come on, man. Fuck this.
Come on, man. Fuck this.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on. Amazing.
Come on. Amazing.
Come this way.
Come this way.
Congratulations, dude.
Congratulations, dude.
Costumes, props.
Costumes, props.
Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild.
Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild.
Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip!
Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip!
Craig, stop 'em!
Craig, stop 'em!
Craig, where you going, man?
Craig, where you going, man?
Craig, you didn't even get any of the water.
Craig, you didn't even get any of the water.
Craig, you didn't have my back, back there.
Craig, you didn't have my back, back there.
Craig, you don't have to do that.
Craig, you don't have to do that.
Craig!
Craig!
Craig! Craig!
Craig! Craig!
Craig! Craig!
Craig! Craig!
Craig! What the fuck do we do?
Craig! What the fuck do we do?
Craig.
Craig.
Craig. Oh, my...
Craig. Oh, my...
Craig. Oh, my...
Craig. Oh, my...
Craig. Well, I was a kid, man.
Craig. Well, I was a kid, man.
Craigers, you feeling lucky?
Craigers, you feeling lucky?
Damn it, this is so frustrating!
Damn it, this is so frustrating!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.
Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.
Damn, no shit.
Damn, no shit.
Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second.
Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second.
Daniel?
Daniel?
Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over.
Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over.
Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks!
Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks!
Danny, you don't have to do this.
Danny, you don't have to do this.
Danny!
Danny!
Danny!
Danny!
Danny! We're friends! You can't eat us!
Danny! We're friends! You can't eat us!
Danny?
Danny?
Danny?
Danny?
Danny. Danny.
Danny. Danny.
Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food!
Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food!
Danny's gonna eat you.
Danny's gonna eat you.
Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah.
Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah.
Dear God,
Dear God,
Demon?
Demon?
Dick to butt? No.
Dick to butt? No.
Dicks up?
Dicks up?
Did what? What are you talking about?
Did what? What are you talking about?
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Did you just see that?
Did you just see that?
Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever.
Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever.
Did you see anything that you would describe
Did you see anything that you would describe
DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew.
DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew.
DMX isn't a lone wolf.
DMX isn't a lone wolf.
Do not leave your baggage unattended.
Do not leave your baggage unattended.
Do you have any ideas, or...
Do you have any ideas, or...
Do you know what it is? Yeah.
Do you know what it is? Yeah.
Do you want to go front to front?
Do you want to go front to front?
Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you?
Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you?
Does anyone want to volunteer and go with Jay?
Does anyone want to volunteer and go with Jay?
Does it seem like we're fucking joking?
Does it seem like we're fucking joking?
Does it, Jay?
Does it, Jay?
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
Doesn't hurt to smile...
Doesn't hurt to smile...
Doesn't mean we can't have some fun.
Doesn't mean we can't have some fun.
Don't be cocky.
Don't be cocky.
Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay.
Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay.
Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man!
Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man!
Don't get it on me! Ew!
Don't get it on me! Ew!
Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass!
Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass!
Don't tittie fuck me!
Don't tittie fuck me!
Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah.
Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah.
Don't turn this around on us.
Don't turn this around on us.
Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me!
Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me!
Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen
Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen
Dude, nothing was ****y till you brought up the ****y vibes.
Dude, nothing was ****y till you brought up the ****y vibes.
Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
Dude, that's great.
Dude, that's great.
Dude, this is so... Wow.
Dude, this is so... Wow.
Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress.
Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress.
Easy. Easy.
Easy. Easy.
Effectively rendering drug lords out of business.
Effectively rendering drug lords out of business.
Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us.
Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us.
Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America.
Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America.
Everyone gets a fifth of everything.
Everyone gets a fifth of everything.
Everyone just runs out the door!
Everyone just runs out the door!
Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going.
Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going.
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help.
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help.
Ew!
Ew!
Ew! Ew!
Ew! Ew!
Excuse me, would it be possible
Excuse me, would it be possible
Fasten, God damn you, bastard!
Fasten, God damn you, bastard!
Fatalities.
Fatalities.
Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope!
Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope!
Filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you!
Filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you!
Fire.
Fire.
First bit.
First bit.
For my daughter to use your restroom?
For my daughter to use your restroom?
For the last goddamn time!
For the last goddamn time!
For you, I will go.
For you, I will go.
For, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you
For, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you
Four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella,
Four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella,
Franco, that's very uncomfortable.
Franco, that's very uncomfortable.
Franco! Good morning, sunshine.
Franco! Good morning, sunshine.
Freaks forever, brother.
Freaks forever, brother.
From becoming the house bitch himself.
From becoming the house bitch himself.
Fuck are you guys doing out here?
Fuck are you guys doing out here?
Fuck out here.
Fuck out here.
Fuck that dude.
Fuck that dude.
Fuck was that?
Fuck was that?
Fuck you, Craig.
Fuck you, Craig.
Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Easy!
Fuck you! Easy!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck your house, Franco!
Fuck your house, Franco!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay!
Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay!
Fuck! DANNY: I'm the one who said it's been zombies.
Fuck! DANNY: I'm the one who said it's been zombies.
Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man?
Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. That's not good.
Fuck. That's not good.
Fucking murdering motherfucker!
Fucking murdering motherfucker!
Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude.
Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude.
Fucking pale, 110 pounds,
Fucking pale, 110 pounds,
Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun!
Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun!
Fucking roll over.
Fucking roll over.
Geez, get the fuck off me, Aziz!
Geez, get the fuck off me, Aziz!
Geez, it hurts a little bit.
Geez, it hurts a little bit.
Get out of here, let's get out of here.
Get out of here, let's get out of here.
Get right in there.
Get right in there.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of my way!
Get the fuck out of my way!
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
Give her drinks! Give her drinks!
Give her drinks! Give her drinks!
Give me a bite.
Give me a bite.
Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag!
Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag!
Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man.
Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man.
Give me that blanket.
Give me that blanket.
Give me the Seth Rogen laugh.
Give me the Seth Rogen laugh.
Give me this much time. That much joint time.
Give me this much time. That much joint time.
Gluten means bad shit, man, and I'm not eating it.
Gluten means bad shit, man, and I'm not eating it.
Gluten's a vague term.
Gluten's a vague term.
Go ahead, brother.
Go ahead, brother.
Go ahead, Jay, make a wish.
Go ahead, Jay, make a wish.
Go fish.
Go fish.
Go for it, Craig.
Go for it, Craig.
Go to hell, McBride!
Go to hell, McBride!
Go, get outside!
Go, get outside!
Go, go on!
Go, go on!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go.
Go.
God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no.
God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no.
God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker!
God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh?
God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh?
God damn!
God damn!
God did this.
God did this.
God is name of the Lord.
God is name of the Lord.
God!
God!
God!
God!
God! What the fuck was that?
God! What the fuck was that?
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Good job.
Good job.
Good night, guys.
Good night, guys.
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys.
Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys.
Good to see you, buddy.
Good to see you, buddy.
Good. All right.
Good. All right.
Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh.
Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh.
Good. Likewise, likewise.
Good. Likewise, likewise.
Got to get Rogen.
Got to get Rogen.
Grab it, grab it, grab it!
Grab it, grab it, grab it!
Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you.
Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you.
Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh?
Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh?
Guess what? It's not that compelling.
Guess what? It's not that compelling.
Guys, guys, guys.
Guys, guys, guys.
Guys, help.
Guys, help.
Guys, I know it sounds really weird,
Guys, I know it sounds really weird,
Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?
Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?
Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?
Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?
Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to
Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to
Guys, the fucking internet's not working!
Guys, the fucking internet's not working!
Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way.
Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way.
Guys! Guys! Wake up!
Guys! Guys! Wake up!
Ha ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth!
Ha ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth!
Had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like...
Had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like...
Hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...
Hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...
Half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush,
Half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush,
Hard core, man.
Hard core, man.
He blinked at me.
He blinked at me.
He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.
He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.
He can't **** all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not...
He can't **** all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not...
He can't touch us!
He can't touch us!
He fucking said it. You're the one saying it.
He fucking said it. You're the one saying it.
He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face...
He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face...
He just finished building his house.
He just finished building his house.
He knows what he's doing. I like this bit.
He knows what he's doing. I like this bit.
He probably could.
He probably could.
He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys.
He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys.
He specifically talks about how he likes you.
He specifically talks about how he likes you.
He's about fucking two minutes away
He's about fucking two minutes away
He's been eating nonstop.
He's been eating nonstop.
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming!
He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming!
He's crazy!
He's crazy!
He's fuckin' strong.
He's fuckin' strong.
He's gonna be fuckin'
He's gonna be fuckin'
He's having a housewarming party.
He's having a housewarming party.
He's hilarious.
He's hilarious.
He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.
He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.
He's talking about us giving off a ****y vibe.
He's talking about us giving off a ****y vibe.
He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much.
He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much.
Helicopter! Helicopter!
Helicopter! Helicopter!
Hello, little hobbit.
Hello, little hobbit.
Hello? Shut the fuck up!
Hello? Shut the fuck up!
Help. Help. Get off.
Help. Help. Get off.
Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai?
Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai?
Here, Jonah.
Here, Jonah.
Here. Off the menu, my man.
Here. Off the menu, my man.
Here's my vote. Fuck all of you.
Here's my vote. Fuck all of you.
Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh!
Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh!
Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right?
Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right?
Hermione just stole all of our shit.
Hermione just stole all of our shit.
Hey, Chris. How's it going?
Hey, Chris. How's it going?
Hey, Danny. What's up, man?
Hey, Danny. What's up, man?
Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh!
Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh!
Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now.
Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now.
Hey, guys...
Hey, guys...
Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on!
Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on!
Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man?
Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man?
Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man?
Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo!
Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo!
Hey, I think that's all it could fit.
Hey, I think that's all it could fit.
Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah.
Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah.
Hey, Johnny, what's up?
Hey, Johnny, what's up?
Hey, likewise.
Hey, likewise.
Hey, okay, ease up.
Hey, okay, ease up.
Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous.
Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous.
Hey, this looks beautiful.
Hey, this looks beautiful.
Hey, what year is this? 19...
Hey, what year is this? 19...
Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying?
Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying?
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, you guys okay?
Hey, you guys okay?
Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead.
Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man.
Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on, man.
Hey. Come on, man.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day.
Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day.
Hi.
Hi.
Hide it. Okay.
Hide it. Okay.
Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole.
Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole.
Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
Holy shit, Jay, all right!
Holy shit, Jay, all right!
Holy shit, man. Where did you get these?
Holy shit, man. Where did you get these?
Holy shit, this is awesome.
Holy shit, this is awesome.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! It worked!
Holy shit! It worked!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here,
Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here,
How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2?
How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2?
How do we get it in there?
How do we get it in there?
How fucking crazy is this?
How fucking crazy is this?
How long has it been, man?
How long has it been, man?
How long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill.
How long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill.
How they made those motion pictures.
How they made those motion pictures.
How you doing, man? Good to see you.
How you doing, man? Good to see you.
How'd his head fall off?
How'd his head fall off?
How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing?
How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing?
How's it going, man? Yeah, good.
How's it going, man? Yeah, good.
Huh.
Huh.
Hurry the fuck up!
Hurry the fuck up!
I ain't looking out that hole!
I ain't looking out that hole!
I always loved you. Let's die together, man.
I always loved you. Let's die together, man.
I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but...
I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but...
I appreciate it, man. Thank you.
I appreciate it, man. Thank you.
I appreciate that. You spineless...
I appreciate that. You spineless...
I believe you were in Los Angeles
I believe you were in Los Angeles
I broke my ass in half. Here.
I broke my ass in half. Here.
I butt fucked this dude.
I butt fucked this dude.
I call him Channing Tate yum.
I call him Channing Tate yum.
I can grab you on three.
I can grab you on three.
I can grab you on three.
I can grab you on three.
I can hear every word you guys are saying.
I can hear every word you guys are saying.
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good.
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good.
I can't really eat that stuff right now.
I can't really eat that stuff right now.
I cannot wait till she wakes up
I cannot wait till she wakes up
I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick.
I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick.
I did not ditch you.
I did not ditch you.
I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man?
I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man?
I didn't even invite him to my party,
I didn't even invite him to my party,
I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day.
I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day.
I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became.
I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became.
I didn't see anything.
I didn't see anything.
I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky.
I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky.
I didn't want it to happen like this.
I didn't want it to happen like this.
I do have an idea. What?
I do have an idea. What?
I do know what gluten is.
I do know what gluten is.
I do remember that. I remember thinking,
I do remember that. I remember thinking,
I do whatever I want. This is my gimp.
I do whatever I want. This is my gimp.
I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want.
I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want.
I don't deserve to go to Heaven, but you do.
I don't deserve to go to Heaven, but you do.
I don't deserve to.
I don't deserve to.
I don't even care about cumming anymore.
I don't even care about cumming anymore.
I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are.
I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are.
I don't even...
I don't even...
I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean...
I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean...
I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me
I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me
I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know what the fuck that was,
I don't know what the fuck that was,
I don't know what the fuck to do!
I don't know what the fuck to do!
I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man?
I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man?
I don't know where else to breathe from.
I don't know where else to breathe from.
I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time
I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time
I don't know why not!
I don't know why not!
I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that.
I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that.
I don't know! There's something out there.
I don't know! There's something out there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. It's cold.
I don't know. It's cold.
I don't know. Look in there.
I don't know. Look in there.
I don't know...
I don't know...
I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf.
I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf.
I don't really love it here.
I don't really love it here.
I don't really want to.
I don't really want to.
I don't think it is a bit much.
I don't think it is a bit much.
I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way.
I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way.
I don't want to butt to dick to anything.
I don't want to butt to dick to anything.
I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything.
I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything.
I don't want to die at James Franco's house.
I don't want to die at James Franco's house.
I don't want to die. Okay.
I don't want to die. Okay.
I don't want to judge You, but...
I don't want to judge You, but...
I feel better, actually. I like that.
I feel better, actually. I like that.
I fucked Lindsay Lohan.
I fucked Lindsay Lohan.
I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I fucking dare you to cum on me!
I fucking dare you to cum on me!
I fucking made jizz in your magazine.
I fucking made jizz in your magazine.
I fucking slide right in that shit.
I fucking slide right in that shit.
I gonna grab a blanket from you.
I gonna grab a blanket from you.
I got a 3 D TV. Are you serious?
I got a 3 D TV. Are you serious?
I got him trained good.
I got him trained good.
I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth.
I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth.
I got it. I got it, guys.
I got it. I got it, guys.
I got scared of the tigers. Yeah.
I got scared of the tigers. Yeah.
I got sucked off here.
I got sucked off here.
I got this.
I got this.
I got to admit something.
I got to admit something.
I gouged a man's eyeballs out.
I gouged a man's eyeballs out.
I have a little surprise for you.
I have a little surprise for you.
I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere.
I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere.
I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me?
I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me?
I have no idea what he's talking about honestly.
I have no idea what he's talking about honestly.
I have the best weekend ever planned, man.
I have the best weekend ever planned, man.
I have to do what's right.
I have to do what's right.
I haven't been in LA in, like, a year,
I haven't been in LA in, like, a year,
I haven't even seen it yet,
I haven't even seen it yet,
I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time.
I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time.
I hear everything.
I hear everything.
I hid in a drainpipe for days.
I hid in a drainpipe for days.
I highly doubt they fucking taught you
I highly doubt they fucking taught you
I hooked you guys up.
I hooked you guys up.
I hope you like big dick, motherfucker,
I hope you like big dick, motherfucker,
I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow.
I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow.
I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water.
I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water.
I know how to handle it.
I know how to handle it.
I know this is probably my fault
I know this is probably my fault
I know what we can do.
I know what we can do.
I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore.
I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore.
I know, but you won't.
I know, but you won't.
I know, it's farts, I get it.
I know, it's farts, I get it.
I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.
I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.
I like it. I get it. Let me see.
I like it. I get it. Let me see.
I love him.
I love him.
I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy,
I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy,
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man.
I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man.
I mean, he wasted our water twice.
I mean, he wasted our water twice.
I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate.
I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate.
I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?
I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?
I mean, I made you guys breakfast.
I mean, I made you guys breakfast.
I mean, it's a zombie invasion.
I mean, it's a zombie invasion.
I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse.
I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse.
I mean, no,
I mean, no,
I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames
I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames
I mean, you're getting all worked up
I mean, you're getting all worked up
I must have misheard you.
I must have misheard you.
I need a break.
I need a break.
I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right?
I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right?
I picture it looking like a little donut,
I picture it looking like a little donut,
I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay?
I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay?
I really like it.
I really like it.
I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick.
I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick.
I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone!
I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone!
I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth,
I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth,
I say unto thee,
I say unto thee,
I say unto thee,
I say unto thee,
I shat in the theater.
I shat in the theater.
I smoked weed with Steve Jobs,
I smoked weed with Steve Jobs,
I think God might have just fucked up,
I think God might have just fucked up,
I think he might be the worst person You ever created.
I think he might be the worst person You ever created.
I think he's attractive.
I think he's attractive.
I think I did.
I think I did.
I think I know what it is.
I think I know what it is.
I think I'm better than you. No, no.
I think I'm better than you. No, no.
I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what?
I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what?
I think it's a cool house. I know you do.
I think it's a cool house. I know you do.
I think it's right on the money.
I think it's right on the money.
I think it's the Apocalypse.
I think it's the Apocalypse.
I think that she needs...
I think that she needs...
I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows
I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows
I think they're gone. Are they gone?
I think they're gone. Are they gone?
I think we all remember how this works.
I think we all remember how this works.
I think we should probably go back to your place, eh?
I think we should probably go back to your place, eh?
I thought it would happen already.
I thought it would happen already.
I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there."
I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there."
I told you guys not to go outside.
I told you guys not to go outside.
I told you guys not to run outside.
I told you guys not to run outside.
I totally fucked those guys.
I totally fucked those guys.
I tried to save Aziz. I tried.
I tried to save Aziz. I tried.
I try to not come down here very much.
I try to not come down here very much.
I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish?
I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish?
I want one fifth of your T shirt!
I want one fifth of your T shirt!
I want some of the Milky Way.
I want some of the Milky Way.
I want the bottom part, the belly.
I want the bottom part, the belly.
I was raised in a house of women!
I was raised in a house of women!
I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds.
I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds.
I was resistant to change.
I was resistant to change.
I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette.
I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette.
I was wrong. SETH: I feel like shit, man.
I was wrong. SETH: I feel like shit, man.
I wasn't referring to him.
I wasn't referring to him.
I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride!
I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride!
I will fucking cum right on you!
I will fucking cum right on you!
I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night.
I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night.
I would assume they did their fuckin' research.
I would assume they did their fuckin' research.
I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.
I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.
I would have been there in a heartbeat,
I would have been there in a heartbeat,
I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker.
I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker.
I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple.
I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple.
I would... I would love to. I'm on a...
I would... I would love to. I'm on a...
I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties.
I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties.
I, for one, am very excited.
I, for one, am very excited.
I, uh...
I, uh...
I... I know.
I... I know.
I'd like to pray to You for a second.
I'd like to pray to You for a second.
I'd love to catch up, but we're fucking starving, so let's eat!
I'd love to catch up, but we're fucking starving, so let's eat!
I'd say 95% of the planet.
I'd say 95% of the planet.
I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.
I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.
I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved.
I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved.
I'll cum on the fucking cabinets!
I'll cum on the fucking cabinets!
I'll cum on your fucking art.
I'll cum on your fucking art.
I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James.
I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James.
I'll cut that shit off and make a headband.
I'll cut that shit off and make a headband.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do one of them things.
I'll do one of them things.
I'll fucking cum anywhere I want!
I'll fucking cum anywhere I want!
I'll fucking cum in your kitchen.
I'll fucking cum in your kitchen.
I'll fucking cum on these walls!
I'll fucking cum on these walls!
I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way!
I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way!
I'll get you something to help!
I'll get you something to help!
I'll go with you, Jay.
I'll go with you, Jay.
I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you.
I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you.
I'll pass you something!
I'll pass you something!
I'll run over there screaming and shit,
I'll run over there screaming and shit,
I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it.
I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it.
I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.
I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.
I'm a well known homosexual advocate.
I'm a well known homosexual advocate.
I'm assuming the same shit works for you?
I'm assuming the same shit works for you?
I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go.
I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go.
I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.
I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.
I'm going Scarface style.
I'm going Scarface style.
I'm gonna blow my brains out. What?
I'm gonna blow my brains out. What?
I'm gonna come down here.
I'm gonna come down here.
I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah.
I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah.
I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!
I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!
I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay.
I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay.
I'm gonna let go, Jay.
I'm gonna let go, Jay.
I'm gonna push your titties together.
I'm gonna push your titties together.
I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tittie fuck you, Seth.
I'm gonna tittie fuck you, Seth.
I'm good. We're four actors.
I'm good. We're four actors.
I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle.
I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle.
I'm just pouring myself another glass of water
I'm just pouring myself another glass of water
I'm just saying,
I'm just saying,
I'm just trying to lay it out there.
I'm just trying to lay it out there.
I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go.
I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go.
I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this.
I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this.
I'm letting him in. This is boring.
I'm letting him in. This is boring.
I'm not a big art guy.
I'm not a big art guy.
I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie fuck us?
I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie fuck us?
I'm not calling Craig an elephant.
I'm not calling Craig an elephant.
I'm not fucking around!
I'm not fucking around!
I'm not fucking going.
I'm not fucking going.
I'm not getting sucked up into Heaven!
I'm not getting sucked up into Heaven!
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched until I finish this.
I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched until I finish this.
I'm not gonna hold you back anymore.
I'm not gonna hold you back anymore.
I'm not gonna **** anyone, all right?
I'm not gonna **** anyone, all right?
I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's.
I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's.
I'm not sporting a crop top in your house.
I'm not sporting a crop top in your house.
I'm on a cleanse.
I'm on a cleanse.
I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic.
I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic.
I'm on a, uh... What?
I'm on a, uh... What?
I'm on this cleanse.
I'm on this cleanse.
I'm scared. It's scary by myself.
I'm scared. It's scary by myself.
I'm self righteous.
I'm self righteous.
I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations.
I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations.
I'm so scared, James.
I'm so scared, James.
I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want.
I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want.
I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay?
I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay?
I'm sorry, man. Come on, look,
I'm sorry, man. Come on, look,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man.
I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man.
I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker.
I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker.
I'm straight up lovable, son.
I'm straight up lovable, son.
I'm sure it would have something to do
I'm sure it would have something to do
I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon.
I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon.
I'm trying to have some fun, man.
I'm trying to have some fun, man.
I've always wanted to ride one of these things.
I've always wanted to ride one of these things.
I've done things, man. I...
I've done things, man. I...
I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me.
I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me.
I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man?
I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man?
I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin',
I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin',
I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking...
I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking...
Icing on the cake. Check it out.
Icing on the cake. Check it out.
Ideal scenario.
Ideal scenario.
If anyone's gonna **** somebody, it's Jay.
If anyone's gonna **** somebody, it's Jay.
If anything, you were kind of being a prick.
If anything, you were kind of being a prick.
If I was pissed at you,
If I was pissed at you,
If there's room, you guys'll come.
If there's room, you guys'll come.
If they're all equal, what does it matter?
If they're all equal, what does it matter?
If this is the end of the world,
If this is the end of the world,
If you don't assassinate him... We already quit.
If you don't assassinate him... We already quit.
If you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay?
If you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay?
If you want me to tittie fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it.
If you want me to tittie fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it.
If you want to take a little rest,
If you want to take a little rest,
If you went right through the floor.
If you went right through the floor.
If you're really leaving
If you're really leaving
In a friggin' tent under a dick.
In a friggin' tent under a dick.
In coming to this house socially,
In coming to this house socially,
In joints. In joints.
In joints. In joints.
In my house, in my library.
In my house, in my library.
In N Out truck's coming in 10 minutes.
In N Out truck's coming in 10 minutes.
In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here.
In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here.
Innocence lost.
Innocence lost.
Inside of a year or something. Yeah.
Inside of a year or something. Yeah.
Is it because of our pact upstairs?
Is it because of our pact upstairs?
Is it vanity? Vanity or envy.
Is it vanity? Vanity or envy.
Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured?
Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured?
Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey.
Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Is that... I was supposed to do that, right?
Is that... I was supposed to do that, right?
Is that... Seth.
Is that... Seth.
Is the only thing that's ****y going on right now.
Is the only thing that's ****y going on right now.
Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening?
Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening?
Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes?
Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes?
Is there, is there any weird shit down here?
Is there, is there any weird shit down here?
Isn't what's going on right now.
Isn't what's going on right now.
It doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth.
It doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth.
It eases the transition. Yeah, right?
It eases the transition. Yeah, right?
It is fucking bright.
It is fucking bright.
It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me,
It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me,
It means that if we're actually nice to each other,
It means that if we're actually nice to each other,
It says "Jay" in jays.
It says "Jay" in jays.
It was a bad foosball game.
It was a bad foosball game.
It was a cum for help.
It was a cum for help.
It was a fuckin' bar fight.
It was a fuckin' bar fight.
It was at the Chateau Marmont,
It was at the Chateau Marmont,
It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs.
It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs.
It was something else. It was Judgment Day.
It was something else. It was Judgment Day.
It worked.
It worked.
It's a fuckin' training manual.
It's a fuckin' training manual.
It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck!
It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck!
It's a load of bullshit.
It's a load of bullshit.
It's a lot safer than out there.
It's a lot safer than out there.
It's a movie! It's a manual.
It's a movie! It's a manual.
It's a real gun! Bang.
It's a real gun! Bang.
It's all fucked, isn't it?
It's all fucked, isn't it?
It's all new. Those are new.
It's all new. Those are new.
It's already going crazy out there, guys.
It's already going crazy out there, guys.
It's any of them, man. You can't do that.
It's any of them, man. You can't do that.
It's because I party so fucking hard.
It's because I party so fucking hard.
It's been a long time since any of us have eaten,
It's been a long time since any of us have eaten,
It's better with more people.
It's better with more people.
It's fine, man. It's fine.
It's fine, man. It's fine.
It's for you guys.
It's for you guys.
It's fucking awesome.
It's fucking awesome.
It's fucking Sir ****s a Lot over here.
It's fucking Sir ****s a Lot over here.
It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
It's heavy.
It's heavy.
It's important that she feels safe.
It's important that she feels safe.
It's in my eyes! Dude!
It's in my eyes! Dude!
It's in my mouth! He's gone!
It's in my mouth! He's gone!
It's in the floor. In the floor?
It's in the floor. In the floor?
It's in the floor. In the floor?
It's in the floor. In the floor?
It's Jonah! He's possessed!
It's Jonah! He's possessed!
It's just that I think everyone
It's just that I think everyone
It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose.
It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose.
It's like Neapolitan ice cream.
It's like Neapolitan ice cream.
It's me, Jonah Hill.
It's me, Jonah Hill.
It's me, Jonah Hill.
It's me, Jonah Hill.
It's nice here.
It's nice here.
It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay?
It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay?
It's not bullshit.
It's not bullshit.
It's not fucking working, man!
It's not fucking working, man!
It's not funny, man. It's really not funny.
It's not funny, man. It's really not funny.
It's not gonna take me with you!
It's not gonna take me with you!
It's not over!
It's not over!
It's not weird. It's my special food.
It's not weird. It's my special food.
It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes.
It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes.
It's not working, this isn't working.
It's not working, this isn't working.
It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.
It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.
It's okay. Just relax.
It's okay. Just relax.
It's pretty great.
It's pretty great.
It's probably gonna be Danny.
It's probably gonna be Danny.
It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that.
It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that.
It's so close, but so far.
It's so close, but so far.
It's so funny. It's so funny.
It's so funny. It's so funny.
It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know?
It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know?
It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord,
It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord,
It's the soundtrack of us going insane.
It's the soundtrack of us going insane.
It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost.
It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost.
It's time to pay the piper.
It's time to pay the piper.
It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!
It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!
It's too late, Seth. I've already walked away too much.
It's too late, Seth. I've already walked away too much.
It's too scary to sleep alone.
It's too scary to sleep alone.
It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.
It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.
It's working.
It's working.
It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth.
It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth.
It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider Man 3.
It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider Man 3.
It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider Man 3.
It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider Man 3.
It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge,
It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge,
It's, like, the Book of Revelations,
It's, like, the Book of Revelations,
James Franco didn't suck any dick last night?
James Franco didn't suck any dick last night?
James Franco doesn't even know my name.
James Franco doesn't even know my name.
Jay couldn't **** a fly.
Jay couldn't **** a fly.
Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me.
Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me.
Jay, I can't hold on much longer.
Jay, I can't hold on much longer.
Jay, I'm so sorry, bro.
Jay, I'm so sorry, bro.
Jay, like it or not,
Jay, like it or not,
Jay, you're alive. Jay.
Jay, you're alive. Jay.
Jay! The power of Christ compels you!
Jay! The power of Christ compels you!
Jay. Sucked up into the sky?
Jay. Sucked up into the sky?
Jay...
Jay...
Jay's not ****y.
Jay's not ****y.
Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead.
Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead.
Jesus Christ! Look, there's a huge fucking hole down there!
Jesus Christ! Look, there's a huge fucking hole down there!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Jesus fucking...
Jesus fucking...
Jesus isn't the name of the Lord.
Jesus isn't the name of the Lord.
Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead.
Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead.
Jesus, God, it's all the same.
Jesus, God, it's all the same.
Jesus, open, God damn you, open!
Jesus, open, God damn you, open!
Jesus! Hey, Jay.
Jesus! Hey, Jay.
Jesus! Holy shit!
Jesus! Holy shit!
Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow.
Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow.
Jesus! Oh, no!
Jesus! Oh, no!
Jesus. Oh, fuck.
Jesus. Oh, fuck.
Jesus. Thing's real.
Jesus. Thing's real.
Jesus...
Jesus...
Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
Jonah Hill is no more.
Jonah Hill is no more.
Jonah Hill will be there.
Jonah Hill will be there.
Jonah Hill?
Jonah Hill?
Jonah Hill.
Jonah Hill.
Jonah is that nice.
Jonah is that nice.
Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off.
Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off.
Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me.
Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me.
Jonah, stop this!
Jonah, stop this!
Jonah, you okay? Yeah.
Jonah, you okay? Yeah.
Jonah! I suck at first aid.
Jonah! I suck at first aid.
Jonah.
Jonah.
Jonah. I'm so...
Jonah. I'm so...
Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah.
Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah.
Judgment Day is upon you.
Judgment Day is upon you.
Just be nicer and follow those commandments.
Just be nicer and follow those commandments.
Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God.
Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God.
Just do me one favor, God.
Just do me one favor, God.
Just run! Keep running!
Just run! Keep running!
Just survive long enough until we do enough good things
Just survive long enough until we do enough good things
Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys.
Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys.
Just to apologize for my behavior at the party.
Just to apologize for my behavior at the party.
Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too!
Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too!
Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off!
Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off!
Lay it on me. Ooh! I don't want to ruin it.
Lay it on me. Ooh! I don't want to ruin it.
LBS! He's having an LBS episode!
LBS! He's having an LBS episode!
Let 'em fight.
Let 'em fight.
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Let me break it down for you.
Let me break it down for you.
Let's die together. I love you, Jay.
Let's die together. I love you, Jay.
Let's do all the drugs.
Let's do all the drugs.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want.
Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want.
Let's vote on it.
Let's vote on it.
Like a goddamn dump truck.
Like a goddamn dump truck.
Like a little pink sprinkled donut.
Like a little pink sprinkled donut.
Like an angel.
Like an angel.
Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet?
Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet?
Like Terminator 2?
Like Terminator 2?
Like that means there's a God.
Like that means there's a God.
Like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people
Like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people
Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him,
Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him,
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately.
Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately.
Like, kick him out of the house?
Like, kick him out of the house?
Like, literally, like, right there.
Like, literally, like, right there.
Like, right there.
Like, right there.
Like, Skynet went live? No.
Like, Skynet went live? No.
Like, three or four. I don't even know how many.
Like, three or four. I don't even know how many.
Listen, full on sacrifice for you, dawg,
Listen, full on sacrifice for you, dawg,
Listen. We're gonna get through this.
Listen. We're gonna get through this.
Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went...
Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went...
Little bitty ass 20 year old jacked us.
Little bitty ass 20 year old jacked us.
Loaded.
Loaded.
Long enough, I end up jizzing, dude.
Long enough, I end up jizzing, dude.
Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo.
Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo.
Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right?
Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right?
Look at it, man.
Look at it, man.
Look at it. A bit much.
Look at it. A bit much.
Look at this!
Look at this!
Look out! Shit!
Look out! Shit!
Look, Emma, just stay here with us.
Look, Emma, just stay here with us.
Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out,
Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out,
Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit.
Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit.
Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside
Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside
Look, man, if you stopped eating gluten,
Look, man, if you stopped eating gluten,
Love it. Awesome.
Love it. Awesome.
Made a mistake, and left us behind by accident.
Made a mistake, and left us behind by accident.
Man, even if he is a rapist,
Man, even if he is a rapist,
Man, let's take this back to Franco's, get the fuck out of here.
Man, let's take this back to Franco's, get the fuck out of here.
Man, we should go back.
Man, we should go back.
Martin, empty your pockets! What?
Martin, empty your pockets! What?
Martin!
Martin!
Maybe I'm a little freaked out, too!
Maybe I'm a little freaked out, too!
Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened
Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened
Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason!
Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason!
Mike, no one... I'll be your guide.
Mike, no one... I'll be your guide.
Mike, please.
Mike, please.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm hmm.
Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm hmm.
More than anything. That's exactly what it is.
More than anything. That's exactly what it is.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl!
Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl!
Move, move, move, move! This place is safe!
Move, move, move, move! This place is safe!
My butt to you and then Jay.
My butt to you and then Jay.
My face!
My face!
My phone is dead.
My phone is dead.
My Prius. Yeah!
My Prius. Yeah!
Nah, 'cause you got them skinny ass arms.
Nah, 'cause you got them skinny ass arms.
Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies.
Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies.
Need a hand?
Need a hand?
Neighbors' houses, get us some food and some water.
Neighbors' houses, get us some food and some water.
Never met him.
Never met him.
Nice to see you. Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great.
Nice to see you. Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice. Coming in hot.
Nice. Coming in hot.
Nice. Very nice.
Nice. Very nice.
Night, James.
Night, James.
Night, my sweet guys. Good night.
Night, my sweet guys. Good night.
No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride!
No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride!
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
No ho ho. No, I'm not going first.
No ho ho. No, I'm not going first.
No more jerking off! No more water! Just sit the fuck down!
No more jerking off! No more water! Just sit the fuck down!
No one here is thinking about raping anyone.
No one here is thinking about raping anyone.
No shit!
No shit!
No, for real, I have low blood sugar,
No, for real, I have low blood sugar,
No, I don't have any brothers.
No, I don't have any brothers.
No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster.
No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster.
No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah.
No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah.
No, I mean, I'm saying, I just don't think it's smart
No, I mean, I'm saying, I just don't think it's smart
No, I'm fine just going dicks up.
No, I'm fine just going dicks up.
No, I'm not a hipster, at all.
No, I'm not a hipster, at all.
No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys.
No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys.
No, no way. I'm not leaving here.
No, no way. I'm not leaving here.
No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But...
No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But...
No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit.
No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit.
No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit...
No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit...
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
No, okay, ask Seth. He was...
No, okay, ask Seth. He was...
No, we've just been talking nice.
No, we've just been talking nice.
No, you can't have the Milky Way.
No, you can't have the Milky Way.
No, you have no idea what gluten is.
No, you have no idea what gluten is.
No, you haven't. You could still come back
No, you haven't. You could still come back
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Danny, man, don't.
No! Danny, man, don't.
No! No!
No! No!
No! Want to go...
No! Want to go...
No? It was me, Franco.
No? It was me, Franco.
No.
No.
No. I should have grown with you.
No. I should have grown with you.
No. It's funny. It's funny.
No. It's funny. It's funny.
No. You sniff it.
No. You sniff it.
No. You sure?
No. You sure?
Nobody come in here and bother me.
Nobody come in here and bother me.
Nobody got sucked up in here.
Nobody got sucked up in here.
Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon!
Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon!
Not much. What are you doing'? What is this?
Not much. What are you doing'? What is this?
Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him.
Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him.
Now I know y'all are tripping.
Now I know y'all are tripping.
Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.
Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.
Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna swing across.
Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna swing across.
Now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day.
Now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day.
Now you ask me for something that you need.
Now you ask me for something that you need.
Now you're doing loud nose breathing. Am I?
Now you're doing loud nose breathing. Am I?
Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now.
Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now.
Now, Franco! Shoot her face!
Now, Franco! Shoot her face!
Of all these fucking rules, man.
Of all these fucking rules, man.
Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now.
Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now.
Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now.
Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now.
Oh, does it? Does it compel me?
Oh, does it? Does it compel me?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about...
Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about...
Oh, fuck! Is he okay?
Oh, fuck! Is he okay?
Oh, fuck! You brained him.
Oh, fuck! You brained him.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God damn it.
Oh, God damn it.
Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me!
Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me!
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag!
Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag!
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, hey, John! Over here!
Oh, hey, John! Over here!
Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy.
Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy.
Oh, I'm so high.
Oh, I'm so high.
Oh, it's just a video confessional.
Oh, it's just a video confessional.
Oh, it's just a video confessional.
Oh, it's just a video confessional.
Oh, it's so big.
Oh, it's so big.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man. That fucking hurt.
Oh, man. That fucking hurt.
Oh, my fortress!
Oh, my fortress!
Oh, my fuck!
Oh, my fuck!
Oh, my fuck!
Oh, my fuck!
Oh, my God, bud.
Oh, my God, bud.
Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too.
Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight,
Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight,
Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run!
Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run!
Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness.
Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness.
Oh, my God, you guys are alive.
Oh, my God, you guys are alive.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, oh...
Oh, my God! Oh, oh...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I did it, man.
Oh, my God. I did it, man.
Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny?
Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny?
Oh, my... Are you serious?
Oh, my... Are you serious?
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! He sees us!
Oh, no! He sees us!
Oh, no. Jonah, give it back.
Oh, no. Jonah, give it back.
Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS.
Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS.
Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah?
Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah?
Oh, shit, he's coming right this way. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, he's coming right this way. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, that's embarrassing.
Oh, shit, that's embarrassing.
Oh, shit, they're running after us.
Oh, shit, they're running after us.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin!
Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run.
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run.
Oh, shit! Shit!
Oh, shit! Shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Christ.
Oh, shit. Christ.
Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, we just hung out all day.
Oh, we just hung out all day.
Oh, yeah, good, yeah. Get in here, man.
Oh, yeah, good, yeah. Get in here, man.
Oh, yes, it fucking hurt.
Oh, yes, it fucking hurt.
Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me!
Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Dude, you got one.
Oh! Dude, you got one.
Oh! God damn!
Oh! God damn!
Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.
Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. You know what, actually?
Oh. You know what, actually?
Okay, dude, come back.
Okay, dude, come back.
Okay, fine. Craig Robinson.
Okay, fine. Craig Robinson.
Okay, good. Thank you. What is that?
Okay, good. Thank you. What is that?
Okay, good. Thank you. What is that?
Okay, good. Thank you. What is that?
Okay, here's the thing.
Okay, here's the thing.
Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here.
Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
Okay, now that was good. That was good.
Okay, now that was good. That was good.
Okay, okay. Shove it right in there.
Okay, okay. Shove it right in there.
Okay, pass it to me.
Okay, pass it to me.
Okay, someone should look out the hole.
Okay, someone should look out the hole.
Okay, tell me about these "fatalities."
Okay, tell me about these "fatalities."
Okay, thank you.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up.
Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up.
Okay, we're gonna die. Uh...
Okay, we're gonna die. Uh...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Shit.
Okay. Shit.
Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground.
Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground.
Old Faithful.
Old Faithful.
On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere!
On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere!
On this planet isn't for me.
On this planet isn't for me.
One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair.
One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair.
One of a kind. Get out of here.
One of a kind. Get out of here.
One ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy,
One ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy,
One who denies it supplies it.
One who denies it supplies it.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two... Two, three.
One, two... Two, three.
Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now.
Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now.
Ooh...
Ooh...
Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there.
Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there.
Or what are you doing?
Or what are you doing?
Out there, in your travels, uh,
Out there, in your travels, uh,
Over a fucking porno mag!
Over a fucking porno mag!
Over here.
Over here.
Ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
OW! Fuck! Shit!
OW! Fuck! Shit!
Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him!
Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him!
Ow.
Ow.
Painted them myself.
Painted them myself.
Pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way,
Pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way,
Pick it up, Jonah!
Pick it up, Jonah!
Pickle dick, demonic looking motherfucker.
Pickle dick, demonic looking motherfucker.
Please go away. He's sniffing.
Please go away. He's sniffing.
Please, God! Jesus, Jesus!
Please, God! Jesus, Jesus!
Please, put it down! Oh, fuck!
Please, put it down! Oh, fuck!
Please! Jonah, where the fuck are you?
Please! Jonah, where the fuck are you?
Please! Please! You've got to let me in!
Please! Please! You've got to let me in!
Police are pretty much outnumbered
Police are pretty much outnumbered
Pour yourself another glass of water, man!
Pour yourself another glass of water, man!
Probably danced, sweated all over the place.
Probably danced, sweated all over the place.
Pull.
Pull.
Put it out!
Put it out!
Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away.
Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away.
Put the drinks in a bag!
Put the drinks in a bag!
Read the sign. Customers only.
Read the sign. Customers only.
Really cool. This place is beautiful, man.
Really cool. This place is beautiful, man.
Really, you're such a smart guy.
Really, you're such a smart guy.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Right now, I'm just kind of into going.
Right now, I'm just kind of into going.
Right?
Right?
Right? Do you love it? Do you love it?
Right? Do you love it? Do you love it?
Right? Okay, get ready, Jay.
Right? Okay, get ready, Jay.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Sandwich artist.
Sandwich artist.
Say cheese, baby.
Say cheese, baby.
See that?
See that?
See you on the other side.
See you on the other side.
See, that's what I'm saying, man.
See, that's what I'm saying, man.
Segway!
Segway!
Seriously, Craig, stop.
Seriously, Craig, stop.
Seriously, fuck off.
Seriously, fuck off.
Seriously, really, really good idea.
Seriously, really, really good idea.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Seth and I are gonna go ass to ass.
Seth and I are gonna go ass to ass.
Seth is your friend.
Seth is your friend.
Seth Rogen, everybody.
Seth Rogen, everybody.
Seth Rogen, you are just the best people.
Seth Rogen, you are just the best people.
Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey.
Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey.
Seth, back me up, please.
Seth, back me up, please.
Seth, come on! Get in the house! Come on, Seth!
Seth, come on! Get in the house! Come on, Seth!
Seth, that's a better performance
Seth, that's a better performance
Seth!
Seth!
Seth! Mindy, hello.
Seth! Mindy, hello.
Seth! No! Not you!
Seth! No! Not you!
Seth? Yeah.
Seth? Yeah.
Seth. What the fuck?
Seth. What the fuck?
She doesn't know how to bark,
She doesn't know how to bark,
She doesn't know how to bark, even?
She doesn't know how to bark, even?
She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal.
She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal.
She was fucked up. She was high.
She was fucked up. She was high.
She's like a little sister.
She's like a little sister.
She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven.
She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven.
She's really got to go.
She's really got to go.
She's used to eating shitty food anyway.
She's used to eating shitty food anyway.
Shh.
Shh.
Shit, are they still there?
Shit, are they still there?
Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus.
Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus.
Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that.
Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that.
Shit, shit.
Shit, shit.
Shit, they got through!
Shit, they got through!
Shit, what do we do?
Shit, what do we do?
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Jonah's on fire!
Shit! Jonah's on fire!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit.
Shit! Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. It's gone, guys.
Shit. It's gone, guys.
Shit. Listen to me, man.
Shit. Listen to me, man.
Shit. Oh, no.
Shit. Oh, no.
Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em!
Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em!
Shoot her!
Shoot her!
Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy.
Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy.
Should I shoot?
Should I shoot?
Should we call Red? Get more weed?
Should we call Red? Get more weed?
Should we go butt to butt or dick to...
Should we go butt to butt or dick to...
Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to?
Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to?
Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable!
Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable!
Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud.
Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud.
Side by side. A team.
Side by side. A team.
Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo.
Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo.
Sniff it.
Sniff it.
So fucking tight.
So fucking tight.
So happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here.
So happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here.
So how we gonna decide this, fellas?
So how we gonna decide this, fellas?
So I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there.
So I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there.
So I think we should...
So I think we should...
So I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right?
So I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right?
So I've tried to teach her
So I've tried to teach her
So it's gonna be fun, man.
So it's gonna be fun, man.
So that you could maintain the illusion
So that you could maintain the illusion
So this is how the other half lives.
So this is how the other half lives.
So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not...
So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not...
So, let me lay this on you, Jay.
So, let me lay this on you, Jay.
So, Ri Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist?
So, Ri Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist?
So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie.
So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie.
So, you're gonna...
So, you're gonna...
Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten,
Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten,
Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art.
Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art.
Something, um, not that chill happened last night.
Something, um, not that chill happened last night.
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
Sometime in the last...
Sometime in the last...
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan.
Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan.
Spark my ganja. Yeah.
Spark my ganja. Yeah.
Specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.
Specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.
Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon!
Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon!
Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah.
Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah.
Still?
Still?
Stop eating him!
Stop eating him!
Stop eating!
Stop eating!
Stop, man.
Stop, man.
Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun.
Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun.
Suck my dick!
Suck my dick!
Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy.
Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy.
Sweet dreams, fellas.
Sweet dreams, fellas.
Take it easy, Dumbledore.
Take it easy, Dumbledore.
Take me.
Take me.
Take my hand!
Take my hand!
Takes about 10 minutes to get across
Takes about 10 minutes to get across
Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven.
Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven.
Tears from the tip of my penis, dudes.
Tears from the tip of my penis, dudes.
Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing,
Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing,
Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing,
Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing,
Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self Righteous?
Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self Righteous?
Terry Pete.
Terry Pete.
Textbook twattage.
Textbook twattage.
Than you've given in your last six movies.
Than you've given in your last six movies.
Thank you, James.
Thank you, James.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Cool.
Thank you. Cool.
Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool.
Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool.
Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot.
Thanks, Craig. Thank you, Craig.
Thanks, Craig. Thank you, Craig.
Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really.
Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really.
Thanks, James Franco. You got it.
Thanks, James Franco. You got it.
Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh.
Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh.
Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
That dick is coming now.
That dick is coming now.
That him and I should drink the same amount of water?
That him and I should drink the same amount of water?
That I got you a fucking Taco Bell gift certificate
That I got you a fucking Taco Bell gift certificate
That I wish it was instead of you.
That I wish it was instead of you.
That is impressive, James.
That is impressive, James.
That is so fucking good.
That is so fucking good.
That is textbook.
That is textbook.
That means fuck you.
That means fuck you.
That means that we were not awesome enough to go to heaven.
That means that we were not awesome enough to go to heaven.
That motherfucker with no traffic.
That motherfucker with no traffic.
That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here.
That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here.
That should be me out there.
That should be me out there.
That thing's big.
That thing's big.
That was insane. Fuck, no.
That was insane. Fuck, no.
That was really good.
That was really good.
That wasn't an earthquake, man.
That wasn't an earthquake, man.
That you always stay with Seth
That you always stay with Seth
That you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting.
That you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting.
That'll do the same shit to you.
That'll do the same shit to you.
That's a good... That's a good year.
That's a good... That's a good year.
That's a great idea, James.
That's a great idea, James.
That's a great place to start.
That's a great place to start.
That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that.
That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that.
That's awesome. Weed is awesome.
That's awesome. Weed is awesome.
That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg.
That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg.
That's Channing Tatum.
That's Channing Tatum.
That's expensive shit, motherfucker!
That's expensive shit, motherfucker!
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah.
That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah.
That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is.
That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is.
That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect.
That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect.
That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me.
That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me.
That's good. Yeah, you're very honorable.
That's good. Yeah, you're very honorable.
That's Heaven. Anything you could think of is yours.
That's Heaven. Anything you could think of is yours.
That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew.
That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew.
That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What?
That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What?
That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch.
That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not true. It is true!
That's not true. It is true!
That's not true. It is.
That's not true. It is.
That's not true. That's what they used to think.
That's not true. That's what they used to think.
That's really cool. Always keep my props.
That's really cool. Always keep my props.
That's really neat.
That's really neat.
That's right, man. I like to fucking read!
That's right, man. I like to fucking read!
That's right, we are all soft.
That's right, we are all soft.
That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
That's so cool, man. That is so cool.
That's so cool, man. That is so cool.
That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain.
That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain.
That's the point of what I said! It was my fucking food!
That's the point of what I said! It was my fucking food!
That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light.
That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light.
That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light.
That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light.
That's tight, dude. Honestly, I like you.
That's tight, dude. Honestly, I like you.
That's very nice, but you can't just
That's very nice, but you can't just
That's what I thought. Nerd.
That's what I thought. Nerd.
That's why I didn't stay with him last time I was here.
That's why I didn't stay with him last time I was here.
That's why I'm excited.
That's why I'm excited.
That's why it's named that,
That's why it's named that,
That's why y'all number one. 'Cause of that.
That's why y'all number one. 'Cause of that.
That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall.
That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall.
That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist?
That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist?
The Apocalypse is nigh!
The Apocalypse is nigh!
The Apocalypse?
The Apocalypse?
The biblical Judgment Day.
The biblical Judgment Day.
The biggest earthquake to ever hit Les...
The biggest earthquake to ever hit Les...
The bullies held me down, they tittie fucked me.
The bullies held me down, they tittie fucked me.
The door to the basement's out there,
The door to the basement's out there,
The door was fucked up.
The door was fucked up.
The End of Days is here.
The End of Days is here.
The fuck are you talking about?
The fuck are you talking about?
The fuck else am I doing?
The fuck else am I doing?
The fuck kind of jerking off is that?
The fuck kind of jerking off is that?
The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening!
The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening!
The fuck?
The fuck?
The fucker's gained weight since he got here.
The fucker's gained weight since he got here.
The fucker's got to go.
The fucker's got to go.
The fucker's got to go.
The fucker's got to go.
The fuckin' stench.
The fuckin' stench.
The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill.
The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill.
The only reason why you care about any of us is
The only reason why you care about any of us is
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!
The power of... Get the fuck down!
The power of... Get the fuck down!
The second it hits your mouth is, like, amazing.
The second it hits your mouth is, like, amazing.
The self righteous, cock sucking, two faced backstabber.
The self righteous, cock sucking, two faced backstabber.
The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes.
The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes.
The water, it's, like, right underneath us.
The water, it's, like, right underneath us.
Then we're getting the fuck out of here.
Then we're getting the fuck out of here.
Then you should take this.
Then you should take this.
There it is, got that dick now.
There it is, got that dick now.
There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that?
There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that?
There we go. Yeah.
There we go. Yeah.
There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky
There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky
There's a fuckin' demon chasing us!
There's a fuckin' demon chasing us!
There's a lookout!
There's a lookout!
There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges.
There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges.
There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
There's blood all over my floor!
There's blood all over my floor!
There's no more reason for this false bullshit.
There's no more reason for this false bullshit.
There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him.
There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him.
There's nothing to figure out, all right?
There's nothing to figure out, all right?
There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there.
There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there.
There's six of us. You cannot rob us!
There's six of us. You cannot rob us!
There's so many delicious choices. What do I do?
There's so many delicious choices. What do I do?
There's, like, fire everywhere.
There's, like, fire everywhere.
These are still just theories.
These are still just theories.
They kept running, you fucking idiots.
They kept running, you fucking idiots.
They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me.
They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me.
They're around here somewhere.
They're around here somewhere.
This cash register lady is mean.
This cash register lady is mean.
This fucking all more. All over the fucking place!
This fucking all more. All over the fucking place!
This is a fucking cool thing, man.
This is a fucking cool thing, man.
This is an actual revolver. I see.
This is an actual revolver. I see.
This is crazy!
This is crazy!
This is fucked up.
This is fucked up.
This is James Franco,
This is James Franco,
This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me.
This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me.
This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig?
This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig?
This is no dream!
This is no dream!
This is Obey, man! If you get out the way!
This is Obey, man! If you get out the way!
This is one girl in a house with six males.
This is one girl in a house with six males.
This is real! This is fucking real!
This is real! This is fucking real!
This is really happening!
This is really happening!
This is the best way.
This is the best way.
This man was alive a few seconds ago.
This man was alive a few seconds ago.
This place is a fucking fortress.
This place is a fucking fortress.
This place is like a piece of me.
This place is like a piece of me.
This place is not safe!
This place is not safe!
This way! Okay, okay, okay!
This way! Okay, okay, okay!
This way. We're almost there! We're so close!
This way. We're almost there! We're so close!
This, no more, man. All over your fucking face.
This, no more, man. All over your fucking face.
Those assholes are all we got.
Those assholes are all we got.
Time to relax for a second.
Time to relax for a second.
To fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want!
To fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want!
To his shitty, weird Canadian life.
To his shitty, weird Canadian life.
To make any guarantees. Fuck, no.
To make any guarantees. Fuck, no.
To wash down that dry ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
To wash down that dry ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster.
Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster.
Two months ago, at the Four Seasons.
Two months ago, at the Four Seasons.
Two times. Two times.
Two times. Two times.
Uh, boys, I just want to point out, um,
Uh, boys, I just want to point out, um,
Uh, looks like food. How'd that get there?
Uh, looks like food. How'd that get there?
Uh, not sure.
Uh, not sure.
Uh, uh...
Uh, uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Use your mouth! Put it out!
Use your mouth! Put it out!
Vanity or...
Vanity or...
Vanity or...
Vanity or...
Very mature of you. Thank you.
Very mature of you. Thank you.
Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes.
Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes.
Wait a second. I know what happened.
Wait a second. I know what happened.
Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right.
Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right.
Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong?
Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong?
Wait. Let's touch 'em.
Wait. Let's touch 'em.
Want to know something else, Jay?
Want to know something else, Jay?
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out, watch out!
Watch out! He's super strong!
Watch out! He's super strong!
We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man.
We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man.
We bring joy to people's lives.
We bring joy to people's lives.
We bust this whole thing open.
We bust this whole thing open.
We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys.
We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys.
We can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal.
We can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal.
We can't feel anything in here.
We can't feel anything in here.
We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy?
We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy?
We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim.
We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim.
We can't play soccer with his head!
We can't play soccer with his head!
We could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
We could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
We did break through the floor.
We did break through the floor.
We don't want to give off a bad vibe.
We don't want to give off a bad vibe.
We fucking dropped it! We're sorry!
We fucking dropped it! We're sorry!
We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession.
We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession.
We got an exorcism to finish. Hello?
We got an exorcism to finish. Hello?
We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up?
We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up?
We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here.
We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here.
We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man.
We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man.
We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know!
We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know!
We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness.
We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness.
We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay?
We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay?
We should be dividing our rations
We should be dividing our rations
We should go back and help him. We should go back.
We should go back and help him. We should go back.
We should go to Franco's house soon.
We should go to Franco's house soon.
We should have changed together.
We should have changed together.
We should make sequels to more of our movies.
We should make sequels to more of our movies.
We talked about it.
We talked about it.
We voted on it, man.
We voted on it, man.
We were specifically talking about not raping you.
We were specifically talking about not raping you.
We'll all chill as one big unit.
We'll all chill as one big unit.
We'll be right out here, okay?
We'll be right out here, okay?
We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover.
We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover.
We're both gonna die if I don't let go.
We're both gonna die if I don't let go.
We're flying!
We're flying!
We're getting sidetracked.
We're getting sidetracked.
We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man.
We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man.
We're going back to Franco's. Why?
We're going back to Franco's. Why?
We're going down!
We're going down!
We're gonna die, man. Okay.
We're gonna die, man. Okay.
We're gonna do our best. All right.
We're gonna do our best. All right.
We're gonna do this.
We're gonna do this.
We're gonna fucking eat your ass.
We're gonna fucking eat your ass.
We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen,
We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen,
We're gonna sing to all the ladies.
We're gonna sing to all the ladies.
We're in a force field!
We're in a force field!
We're out in the open now.
We're out in the open now.
We're playing a game, man.
We're playing a game, man.
We're screwed!
We're screwed!
We're your new friends. He feels threatened.
We're your new friends. He feels threatened.
We've all done bad shit, you know?
We've all done bad shit, you know?
We've been stuck here for about 24 hours.
We've been stuck here for about 24 hours.
We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and
We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and
Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome.
Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome.
Welcome back. Thank you very much.
Welcome back. Thank you very much.
Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers.
Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers.
Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.
Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.
Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers!
Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers!
Well, come on...
Well, come on...
Well, I'm invading your little area.
Well, I'm invading your little area.
Well, I'm just saying, we should...
Well, I'm just saying, we should...
Well, just hear me out,
Well, just hear me out,
Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired
Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired
Well, this is another fine mess we found ourselves in.
Well, this is another fine mess we found ourselves in.
Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you.
Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you.
Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time,
Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time,
Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse.
Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse.
Well, you're the one that said Judgment Day.
Well, you're the one that said Judgment Day.
What about me?
What about me?
What about the host of the party?
What about the host of the party?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
What are they, big B's or small C's?
What are they, big B's or small C's?
What are we going back for?
What are we going back for?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about, man?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you... Michael!
What are you... Michael!
What did I do? Take me back!
What did I do? Take me back!
What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass.
What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass.
What do we do now? Yeah.
What do we do now? Yeah.
What do you mean "right underneath us"?
What do you mean "right underneath us"?
What do you mean? Why not?
What do you mean? Why not?
What does that have to do with us?
What does that have to do with us?
What happened, man?
What happened, man?
What have you guys been doing?
What have you guys been doing?
What if he's the rapist?
What if he's the rapist?
What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this.
What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this.
What is happen...
What is happen...
What is he, Pablo Escobar?
What is he, Pablo Escobar?
What is that? Is that bile? Ew!
What is that? Is that bile? Ew!
What just happened?
What just happened?
What lifestyle are you into?
What lifestyle are you into?
What now? Listen.
What now? Listen.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck happened to you guys? That!
What the fuck happened to you guys? That!
What the fuck is happening? Paul!
What the fuck is happening? Paul!
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck, Franco? What?
What the fuck, Franco? What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What do we do?
What the fuck? What do we do?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the... Fuck off.
What the... Fuck off.
What up? What's going on?
What up? What's going on?
What y'all doing?
What y'all doing?
What you think this is, Scooby Doo?
What you think this is, Scooby Doo?
What you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny
What you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny
What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here?
What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here?
What, you never had any brothers?
What, you never had any brothers?
What, you thought we would be Raptured already?
What, you thought we would be Raptured already?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? He came up with the **** idea.
What? He came up with the **** idea.
What? I'll distract the thing.
What? I'll distract the thing.
What? I'm gonna sleep with you.
What? I'm gonna sleep with you.
What? I'm not going.
What? I'm not going.
What? It smells like puke.
What? It smells like puke.
What? Over here, over here. Here. What?
What? Over here, over here. Here. What?
What? That's so cool.
What? That's so cool.
What? Then of course, there's Jay,
What? Then of course, there's Jay,
What? What do you mean?
What? What do you mean?
What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter.
What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter.
What? You have more food?
What? You have more food?
What? You tell me.
What? You tell me.
What? You yelling that shit for?
What? You yelling that shit for?
What? Your LBS starts acting up,
What? Your LBS starts acting up,
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening to me? What's happening?
What's happening to me? What's happening?
What's happening, man?
What's happening, man?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's not kid friendly?
What's not kid friendly?
What's up, buddy? How's it going, dude?
What's up, buddy? How's it going, dude?
What's up? What were You thinking that day?
What's up? What were You thinking that day?
Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down.
Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down.
When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man?
When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man?
When I came on your magazine, James,
When I came on your magazine, James,
When I was a kid, I had man titties.
When I was a kid, I had man titties.
When'd you get in? Uh, this morning,
When'd you get in? Uh, this morning,
Whenever you feel shitty, that's 'cause of gluten.
Whenever you feel shitty, that's 'cause of gluten.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where is he? He's fucking gone!
Where is he? He's fucking gone!
Where is the TV?
Where is the TV?
Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?
Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?
Where's the edge of this shit?
Where's the edge of this shit?
Where's the thing that killed the guy?
Where's the thing that killed the guy?
Which means that there's still hope.
Which means that there's still hope.
Which one of you is gonna get to **** me.
Which one of you is gonna get to **** me.
Who did this?
Who did this?
Who did this?
Who did this?
Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God?
Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God?
Who has goddamn porno mags anymore?
Who has goddamn porno mags anymore?
Who wants a sip? Sip time.
Who wants a sip? Sip time.
Who wants to go first?
Who wants to go first?
Who's making her not feel safe?
Who's making her not feel safe?
Whoa, they got weed in Heaven?
Whoa, they got weed in Heaven?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.
Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.
Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's
Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's
Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
Why are you so sure?
Why are you so sure?
Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments.
Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments.
Why did he have to do that, man?
Why did he have to do that, man?
Why do you think I'm gonna **** somebody?
Why do you think I'm gonna **** somebody?
Why does he eat you? I don't know.
Why does he eat you? I don't know.
Why the fuck did you bring me down here?
Why the fuck did you bring me down here?
Why the fuck did you guys run out there?
Why the fuck did you guys run out there?
Why the fuck you think I put up the sign?
Why the fuck you think I put up the sign?
Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah.
Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah.
Why?
Why?
Why? When I fucking jack off
Why? When I fucking jack off
Will I even know anybody there?
Will I even know anybody there?
Will you cut it out?
Will you cut it out?
Will you please stop saying "Skynet"?
Will you please stop saying "Skynet"?
With a bunch of people that I really hate.
With a bunch of people that I really hate.
With the fact that I had no interest
With the fact that I had no interest
Would you put the thing down? The whole...
Would you put the thing down? The whole...
Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean?
Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Y'all cool?
Y'all cool?
Y'all need this dick?
Y'all need this dick?
Yay!
Yay!
Yay! Yeah!
Yay! Yeah!
Yeah, bring your ass, bitch!
Yeah, bring your ass, bitch!
Yeah, but they're not my friends.
Yeah, but they're not my friends.
Yeah, but we don't do it for free.
Yeah, but we don't do it for free.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, got this big dick.
Yeah, got this big dick.
Yeah, he gave me one cracker.
Yeah, he gave me one cracker.
Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia."
Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia."
Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way.
Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way.
Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again.
Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, no. That's racist.
Yeah, no. That's racist.
Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
Yeah, that was a creak.
Yeah, that was a creak.
Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man?
Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man?
Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh?
Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh?
Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way.
Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things,
Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things,
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! It's working!
Yeah! It's working!
Yeah! Yes!
Yeah! Yes!
Yeah! You did it!
Yeah! You did it!
Yeah? Yeah, man, right?
Yeah? Yeah, man, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And comfortable.
Yeah. And comfortable.
Yeah. Do 128 Hours.
Yeah. Do 128 Hours.
Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it.
Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it.
Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream.
Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream.
Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know.
Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know.
Yeah. Let's just talk, dude.
Yeah. Let's just talk, dude.
Yeah. Really safe.
Yeah. Really safe.
Yeah. We are all soft!
Yeah. We are all soft!
Yeah. We soft as baby shit.
Yeah. We soft as baby shit.
Yeah. We'll try, man, but you're pretty heavy.
Yeah. We'll try, man, but you're pretty heavy.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. You fuckin' changed.
Yeah. You fuckin' changed.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes?
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Still? Yes.
Yes. Still? Yes.
Yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!
Yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!
Yo, cut his fucking head off!
Yo, cut his fucking head off!
Yo, so, I just drank my own pee for the first time.
Yo, so, I just drank my own pee for the first time.
Yo, this...
Yo, this...
Yo! What the fuck is all this, Franco?
Yo! What the fuck is all this, Franco?
Yo.
Yo.
Yo. Out and to the left. Shh shh.
Yo. Out and to the left. Shh shh.
You actually not know what happened last night?
You actually not know what happened last night?
You and Channing Tatum.
You and Channing Tatum.
You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going.
You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going.
You can do a lot better. That's just trouble.
You can do a lot better. That's just trouble.
You can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay?
You can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay?
You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it.
You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it.
You can walk around with your shirt off anytime.
You can walk around with your shirt off anytime.
You can't be a sore winner. No.
You can't be a sore winner. No.
You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone.
You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone.
You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone.
You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone.
You cannot have another glass of water.
You cannot have another glass of water.
You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie fucker.
You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie fucker.
You couldn't carry enough to feed a hamster.
You couldn't carry enough to feed a hamster.
You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls,
You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls,
You did fuckin' sell out. Everyone says.
You did fuckin' sell out. Everyone says.
You did it!
You did it!
You did your best, man. I love you.
You did your best, man. I love you.
You do, okay?
You do, okay?
You don't cum on my stuff!
You don't cum on my stuff!
You don't even know what gluten is.
You don't even know what gluten is.
You don't give a shit about us.
You don't give a shit about us.
You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox?
You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox?
You don't have to help me if you don't want to.
You don't have to help me if you don't want to.
You don't know what's out there.
You don't know what's out there.
You don't see me putting rules on you guys.
You don't see me putting rules on you guys.
You ever been to Subway?
You ever been to Subway?
You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro.
You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro.
You fucking cunt.
You fucking cunt.
You fucking heathen.
You fucking heathen.
You got a cool body.
You got a cool body.
You got a great smile.
You got a great smile.
You got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got this, dawg.
You got this, dawg.
You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco.
You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco.
You gotta scream. Let us hear the scream.
You gotta scream. Let us hear the scream.
You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty,
You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty,
You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm hmm.
You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm hmm.
You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me.
You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me.
You guys had already said that I could come back in
You guys had already said that I could come back in
You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore.
You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore.
You guys okay?
You guys okay?
You guys okay?
You guys okay?
You guys!
You guys!
You heard the TV.
You heard the TV.
You in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing.
You in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing.
You just got to grab on and pray to God
You just got to grab on and pray to God
You just in town visiting him, or what?
You just in town visiting him, or what?
You just swallowed it, man.
You just swallowed it, man.
You knew he had extra food?
You knew he had extra food?
You know James Franco.
You know James Franco.
You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you.
You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you.
You know what else I got?
You know what else I got?
You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing
You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing
You know what, James, can you lower your voice?
You know what, James, can you lower your voice?
You know, and I get it.
You know, and I get it.
You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit.
You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit.
You know, since we killed the other one,
You know, since we killed the other one,
You know, to just overall love.
You know, to just overall love.
You let us both cum inside you. Yeah.
You let us both cum inside you. Yeah.
You licked your finger. Come on, man.
You licked your finger. Come on, man.
You like Forrest Gump?
You like Forrest Gump?
You may not have invited me to your party,
You may not have invited me to your party,
You might want to stay away from saying that.
You might want to stay away from saying that.
You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation.
You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation.
You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation.
You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation.
You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude.
You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude.
You okay, Jonah?
You okay, Jonah?
You Okay?
You Okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You Okay?
You Okay?
You order a sandwich?
You order a sandwich?
You play video games? Yes.
You play video games? Yes.
You probably sucked somebody's dick.
You probably sucked somebody's dick.
You promise?
You promise?
You really think this is
You really think this is
You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies.
You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies.
You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time.
You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time.
You saw something out there, didn't you?
You saw something out there, didn't you?
You sitting on the beach, it's freezing,
You sitting on the beach, it's freezing,
You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're...
You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're...
You stupid, stupid motherfucker!
You stupid, stupid motherfucker!
You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here?
You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here?
You tired? Yeah.
You tired? Yeah.
You took my Bible?
You took my Bible?
You two just stepped inside me.
You two just stepped inside me.
You want to come with me?
You want to come with me?
You want to do a test run? Yeah.
You want to do a test run? Yeah.
You want to go best two out of three?
You want to go best two out of three?
You want to see a picture of her?
You want to see a picture of her?
You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun
You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun
You were so good in Million Dollar Baby.
You were so good in Million Dollar Baby.
You were there. Tell them.
You were there. Tell them.
You'd feel way fucking better all day.
You'd feel way fucking better all day.
You're a fuckin' sell out.
You're a fuckin' sell out.
You're a fucking asshole, you liar!
You're a fucking asshole, you liar!
You're actually alive. Thank God!
You're actually alive. Thank God!
You're an Academy Award nominated person.
You're an Academy Award nominated person.
You're awesome.
You're awesome.
You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on...
You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on...
You're fucking lying.
You're fucking lying.
You're gonna hold my weight, all of it.
You're gonna hold my weight, all of it.
You're here, too.
You're here, too.
You're Jay, right? Yeah.
You're Jay, right? Yeah.
You're letting them get away!
You're letting them get away!
You're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten."
You're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten."
You're making me into a joke right now, Franco,
You're making me into a joke right now, Franco,
You're my best friends.
You're my best friends.
You're pissing him off, man. Just stop it!
You're pissing him off, man. Just stop it!
You're supposed to shit twice a day. No.
You're supposed to shit twice a day. No.
You're welcome to do that upstairs.
You're welcome to do that upstairs.
You're... You're on a what?
You're... You're on a what?
You've been holding me back this whole time!
You've been holding me back this whole time!
Your dad's dick was the paintbrush.
Your dad's dick was the paintbrush.
Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back!
Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back!
Your mama's pussy was the canvas.
Your mama's pussy was the canvas.
Your shift just ended, man.
Your shift just ended, man.
127 Hours.
127 Hours.
127 Hours.
127 Hours.
310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
Bang, bang! Jesus!
Bang, bang! Jesus!
Do you know first aid or anything? No.
Do you know first aid or anything? No.
Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus.
Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus.
Earthquakes cause tsunamis. Yes.
Earthquakes cause tsunamis. Yes.
Fasten! Hurry!
Fasten! Hurry!
Fuck, man. It's not...
Fuck, man. It's not...
Fuck. Get 'em!
Fuck. Get 'em!
Fucker. What the hell?
Fucker. What the hell?
Get apart! Oh, now it's on.
Get apart! Oh, now it's on.
God damn! Come on, guys!
God damn! Come on, guys!
Guys, it's funny. It's not funny!
Guys, it's funny. It's not funny!
He's not as strong as you. They all fell in.
He's not as strong as you. They all fell in.
He's not as strong as you. They all fell in.
He's not as strong as you. They all fell in.
Hey, hey. Yes! Yeah!
Hey, hey. Yes! Yeah!
Hey! Shh! Whoa! What?
Hey! Shh! Whoa! What?
I'll go first. Thank you.
I'll go first. Thank you.
I'll just kill myself. No!
I'll just kill myself. No!
I'll show you the way. Thank you.
I'll show you the way. Thank you.
like the ending to Pineapple 2. Yeah, lick that.
like the ending to Pineapple 2. Yeah, lick that.
Look at her. Aw!
Look at her. Aw!
Look at my house! I tried to save them. They all fell in.
Look at my house! I tried to save them. They all fell in.
Look... I didn't want to suck it!
Look... I didn't want to suck it!
No! Stop!
No! Stop!
of a fucking rapist. True.
of a fucking rapist. True.
Oh, my God, Seth! Oh, shit!
Oh, my God, Seth! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. What happened?
Oh, shit. What happened?
Oh, that's dope. Yeah, cool, huh?
Oh, that's dope. Yeah, cool, huh?
Okay. Open it.
Okay. Open it.
Shut up, Franco! Shoot the door, Franco!
Shut up, Franco! Shoot the door, Franco!
So sorry, Craig. A lot of guys in here
So sorry, Craig. A lot of guys in here
something called honor. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
something called honor. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Thank you. Sick.
Thank you. Sick.
There it is! Yes! Yeah!
There it is! Yes! Yeah!
What, did you find it? Yeah!
What, did you find it? Yeah!
Whoo! Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes.
Whoo! Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes.
Whoo! Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes.
Whoo! Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes.
Yeah, man. All right,
Yeah, man. All right,
Yes. Animal style!
Yes. Animal style!
You and Jay make a run for it. What?
You and Jay make a run for it. What?
You could kill... Careful.
You could kill... Careful.
...and the first eyeball was an accident,
...and the first eyeball was an accident,
...and then I shat.
...and then I shat.
...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.
...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.
'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal,
'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal,
'cause I'm about to fuck you raw!
'cause I'm about to fuck you raw!
'Cause nobody puts Jay in the corner.
'Cause nobody puts Jay in the corner.
'cause that's good fucking...
'cause that's good fucking...
'Cause we're a team.
'Cause we're a team.
'Cause you ate the cake!
'Cause you ate the cake!
'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah.
'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah.
'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty.
'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty.
"And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads,"
"And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads,"
"And there will be a great mountain burning in fire."
"And there will be a great mountain burning in fire."
"Fatalities. There were some fatalities."
"Fatalities. There were some fatalities."
"Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks.
"Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks.
"I have a goddamn earring." Shut the fuck up, Jonah!
"I have a goddamn earring." Shut the fuck up, Jonah!
"I just think that everybody should have the fucking same."
"I just think that everybody should have the fucking same."
"It's my birthday."
"It's my birthday."
"Jesus fucking Christ"? Why?
"Jesus fucking Christ"? Why?
"possibly buy you at Taco Bell?"
"possibly buy you at Taco Bell?"
"The worthy will ascend to Heaven."
"The worthy will ascend to Heaven."
"Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."
"Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."
"was released onto the earth."
"was released onto the earth."
"What birthday cake?"
"What birthday cake?"
"which deceiveth the whole world,"
"which deceiveth the whole world,"
"You never know what you're gonna get."
"You never know what you're gonna get."
♪ 'Cause a no panty party don't stop
♪ 'Cause a no panty party don't stop
♪ Ain't no party like a no panty party
♪ Ain't no party like a no panty party
♪ Ain't nobody got no panties on
♪ Ain't nobody got no panties on
♪ All right
♪ All right
♪ All right
♪ All right
♪ Am I everything you need?
♪ Am I everything you need?
♪ Am I original?
♪ Am I original?
♪ Am I sexual?
♪ Am I sexual?
♪ Am I the only one?
♪ Am I the only one?
♪ And before I bring ya ass on
♪ And before I bring ya ass on
♪ And I...
♪ And I...
♪ And take your money
♪ And take your money
♪ And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat
♪ And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat
♪ Backstreet's back
♪ Backstreet's back
♪ Backstreet's back, all right
♪ Backstreet's back, all right
♪ Backstreet's back, all right
♪ Backstreet's back, all right
♪ Backstreet's back... ♪
♪ Backstreet's back... ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
♪ Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
♪ Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? ♪
♪ Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? ♪
♪ Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me
♪ Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody ♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody ♪ Everybody
♪ Everybody Rook your body
♪ Everybody Rook your body
♪ Everybody, yeah
♪ Everybody, yeah
♪ Everybody!
♪ Everybody!
♪ Fuck those panties
♪ Fuck those panties
♪ Fuck those panties
♪ Fuck those panties
♪ Fuck those panties ♪
♪ Fuck those panties ♪
♪ Fuck those...
♪ Fuck those...
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Gangnam style
♪ Gonna bring the flavor show you how
♪ Gonna bring the flavor show you how
♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best
♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best
♪ Gotta question tor you better answer now, yeah
♪ Gotta question tor you better answer now, yeah
♪ He's gonna recommend you
♪ He's gonna recommend you
♪ Hey, hey, yeah, well
♪ Hey, hey, yeah, well
♪ Hey, yeah
♪ Hey, yeah
♪ I get one down in a second if you wait...
♪ I get one down in a second if you wait...
♪ I will always love you
♪ I will always love you
♪ If you come around here, I make 'em all day
♪ If you come around here, I make 'em all day
♪ It's the motherfucking D O double G
♪ It's the motherfucking D O double G
♪ Kickin' dust on your head like I bust
♪ Kickin' dust on your head like I bust
♪ La da da da dahh
♪ La da da da dahh
♪ Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat
♪ Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat
♪ Love you
♪ Love you
♪ Love you ♪
♪ Love you ♪
♪ My grip surrounded, I'm about...
♪ My grip surrounded, I'm about...
♪ Oh, my God, we're back again
♪ Oh, my God, we're back again
♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style
♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style
♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style
♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style
♪ Rock your body
♪ Rock your body
♪ Rock your body right
♪ Rock your body right
♪ Rock your body right ♪ Rock your body
♪ Rock your body right ♪ Rock your body
♪ Rock your body, yeah
♪ Rock your body, yeah
♪ Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac
♪ Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac
♪ Snoop Dogg!
♪ Snoop Dogg!
♪ So you know that when you die
♪ So you know that when you die
♪ Take your panties off
♪ Take your panties off
♪ Take your panties off
♪ Take your panties off
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ We ain't got no panties on
♪ When I die and they lay me to rest
♪ When I die and they lay me to rest
♪ When I lay me down to die
♪ When I lay me down to die
♪ When tha shit goes down
♪ When tha shit goes down
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
♪ Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip
♪ Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ You better rock your body now
♪ You better rock your body now
♪ You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. ♪
♪ You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. ♪

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