The Wizard of Oz Edit

A fate I don't deserve

A man made out of tin!

A miracle occurred

A whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry.

Above, a voice sings low

Afraid, huh?

Ah, you liquidated her, eh?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ain't it the truth! Ain't it the truth!

All hollow.

All in good time, my little pretty.

All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy.

All the worse for you, then.

Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county...

And a couple of brand new straws

And a couple of la di das

And a couple of tra la las

And a couple of tra la las

And a royal growl

And a woof!

And as for you, it's true I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like.

And bears!

And her mangy little dog too!

And I hereby decree that until what time...

And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice...

And I tried to get back for days!

And I was so happy.

And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time.

And I won't try to manage things, because I can't think.

And I won't try to manage things, because I can't think.

And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again...

And I've been that way ever since.

And it's funny, but I feel as if I've known you all the time.

And it's that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again...

And me, Hickory?

And meet the young lady Who fell from a star

And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin'

And now

And now, my beauties...

And oh, Auntie Em...

And oh, what happened then was rich

And really feel the part

And remember, my sentimental friend...

And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment...

And right in the middle of a chop, I rusted solid.

And she's not only merely dead

And so on, and so on. Now...

And suddenly the hinges Started to unhitch

And the courage you promised Cowardly Lion?

And the dreams that you dare to dream

And the mountains bow And the bulls kowtow

And then I'd sit And think some more

And there's the house, and here you are...

And they have no more courage than you have.

And they sent me home.

And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me

And we will glorify your name

And who might you be?

And woe to those who try to stop me!

And yet I'm torn apart

And you and you and you...

And you, Lion!

And you, my dear. What an unexpected pleasure.

And you!

Animals that eat straw?

Apples!

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Are you all right?

Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?

Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?

As coroner I must aver

As for you, my fine friend, you're a victim of disorganized thinking.

As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart.

As mayor of the Munchkin City

As one dog to another, huh?

Aunt Em! Aunt Em!

Auntie Em must have stopped wondering what happened to me by now.

Auntie Em was so good to me...

Auntie Em!

Auntie Em!

Auntie Em! Uncle Henry!

Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You won't let her, will you?

Auntie Em?

Away above the chimney tops

Back where I come from, there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds.

Back where I come from, we have universities...

Back! Back!

Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect.

Beautiful! What an echo!

Because he's

Because I'm still scared!

Because of the wonderful things he does

Because of the wonderful things he does

Because of the wonderful things he does

Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.

Because, because, because Because, because

Because, because, because Because, because

Because, because, because Because, because

Because, because, because Because, because

Beehive! Bah!

Begone, before somebody drops a house on you too.

Behind the moon...

Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowing up.

Birds fly over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

Boo! Scat! Boo!

Bring me her broomstick...

Bring me that girl and her slippers!

Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.

But anyway, Toto, we're home!

But are you clever enough to manage it?

But attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell!

But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.

But he doesn't do it every day! Just once or twice a week.

But how do I start for Emerald City?

But I did leave you. That's just the trouble.

But I guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we?

But I still want one.

But I'd face a whole box of them for the chance of getting some brains.

But I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all.

But I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.

But if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it.

But it'll soon be over now!

But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, "I want to go home!"

But just try to stay out of my way!

But Miss Gulch hit Toto with a rake...

But nobody can see the great Oz.

But she's Dorothy!

But shoes or no shoes, I'm still great enough to conquer her.

But someday they'll erect a statue to me

But that's not what's worrying me. It's how to do it.

But that's so easy! I should've thought of it for you.

But they have one thing you haven't got. A diploma.

But they have one thing you haven't got. A testimonial.

But we've got to verify it legally

But what if she kills us first?

But which is the way back to Kansas? I can't go the way I came.

But you couldn't have been, could you?

But, please! It's very important.

Bzz, bzz, bzz! Chirp, chirp, chirp!

Cabby! Cabby!

Can I believe my eyes?

Can you even dye my eyes To match my gown?

Can't work on an empty stomach. Have some crullers.

Certainly, certainly...

Child, you cut me to the quick! I'm an old Kansas man myself...

Clip, clip here Clip, clip there

Come along with us.

Come along, Dorothy.

Come forward!

Come on in!

Come on, get in the cellar! Hurry up!

Come on, get up and fight, you shivering junkyard.

Come on, I've got another idea.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, Toto! Come on!

Come on, what are we waiting for?

Come on.

Come on. I had an Aunt Em myself once.

Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. Come on, Toto.

Come out, come out Wherever you are

Coming to think of it, forty winks wouldn't be bad.

Consulting with the rain

Courage!

Courage! You can say that again.

Curses! Curses!

Destroyed! Toto?

Did I scare you?

Did she hurt you?

Did you bring your broomstick with you?

Did you say something?

Did you say something?

Ding Dong! The merry o Sing it high, sing it low

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead

Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz!

Do what you like with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed.

Do you know any? Oh, you mean the thing. Yes.

Do you presume to criticize the great Oz?

Do you see that?

Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?

Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?

Do you think if I went, this wizard would give me brains?

Do you think it would be polite, dropping in like this?

Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could

Do....

Doggone it!

Don't be silly, Toto.

Don't cry. We're gonna get you to the Wizard.

Don't cry. You'll rust yourself again!

Don't go by Miss Gulch's place.

Don't go without me. I'll be right back.

Don't stand there. Put me together. We've got to find Dorothy!

Don't throw that water!

Don't you believe in spooks?

Don't you know the Wizard will give you courage?

Don't you think the Wizard could help him too?

Don't you think the Wizard could help him too?

Dorothy was

Dorothy, dear. It's Aunt Em, darling.

Dorothy, you ain't using your head. You'd think you didn't have any brains.

Dorothy!

Dorothy!

Dorothy! Dorothy!

Dorothy? Who's Dorothy?

Down? No, you see, I'm Well, I'm

Each rabbit would show respect to me

Enough!

Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth...

Feed those hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!

Fire! I'm burning! I'm burning!

Fly! Fly! Fly!

Follow the Yellow Brick

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

Follow the Yellow Brick Road?

Follow the Yellow Brick Road?

Follow, follow, follow, follow Follow the Yellow Brick Road

For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you!

For doing it so neatly

For every underling

From now on you'll be history

Gee, that's awfully nice of you.

Get out of here. Now go on! Go on home.

Get them horses loose!

Get your finger out of the way.

Give me back my slippers! Only I know how to use them.

Give them back to me or I'll

Go ahead, bang on it!

Go away now!

Go away?

Good deed doers. And their hearts are no bigger than yours.

Goodbye, folks!

Goodbye, Lion. I know it isn't right...

Goodbye, Professor Marvel. And thanks a lot!

Goodbye, Tin Man.

Goodbye!

Goodness! How did you ever get like this?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Hail! Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!

Half of you go this way, half of you go that way.

Hand over that dog or I'll bring a suit that'll take your farm!

He can't catch her old cat anyway.

He got away! He got away!

He must!

He really must be a wonderful wizard to live in a city like that.

He said "oilcan."

He said his mouth.

He should be on his mettle

He's the horse of a different color you've heard tell about.

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

Help!

Help!

Help! Help me, Zeke! Get me out of here!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help! Help!

Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen?

Henry, I can't find Dorothy! She's out in the storm!

Here, scarecrow. Wanna play ball?

Here! Here, here! Everything is all right.

Here.

Here. Here's your oilcan.

Here. Quick! Oh! Oh!

Here's someone who can help you!

Here's what I'm taking him in, so he can't attack me again.

Hey, what about Dorothy?

Hm. Yes.

Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!

Hold on to your hope

Hooray! I guess that did it. Help yourself.

Hooray! We're off to see a wizard!

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

How about if she keeps him tied up? He's gentle.

How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

How did you guess?

How long can you stay fresh in that can?

How sweet!

How would like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?

How? How?

How's she coming? Take it easy.

Huh?

Hurry, we've got no time to lose!

Hurry! Hurry!

I am Oz...

I believe there's spooks around here.

I better wait for you outside.

I can't run anymore.

I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper

I could think of things I never thunk before

I could while away the hours conferring with the flowers

I couldn't say.

I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't.

I do believe in spooks.

I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!

I do, I do, I do, I do.

I don't know.

I don't like this forest.

I don't see why not.

I don't think I could, but we could try.

I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me.

I dropped by because I heard the little girl got caught in the big

I even scare myself!

I fell in, and Zeke

I got a permanent just for the occasion.

I had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute.

I haven't any courage at all.

I haven't got a brain.

I haven't slept in weeks.

I hear a beat

I hope my strength holds out.

I hope your tail holds out.

I hope.

I just gotta tell you how I feel.

I knew you'd come! I knew you would!

I knew you'd see reason!

I love you all too.

I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there.

I mean, Your Wizardry!

I said come back tomorrow!

I saw you tinkering with that contraption.

I think I'll miss you most of all.

I think that it...

I thoroughly examined her

I thought you said she was dead.

I wanna get back there so badly, I'm going to Emerald City...

I wanna go home!

I want to see you and your wife about Dorothy.

I was just thinking, I really don't want to see the Wizard this much.

I welcome you most regally

I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding a derry

I would never have found it if it hadn't been for you.

I would not be just a nothin' My head all full of stuffin'

I would show compash

I would.

I, your Wizard per ardua ad alta...

I'd be clever as a gizzard

I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle And awful sentimental

I'd be too scared to ask him for it.

I'd command each thing Be it fish or fowl

I'd sooner wait outside.

I'll be home for supper.

I'll fight you standing on one foot!

I'll fight you with my eyes closed!

I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back!

I'll get you, my pretty...

I'll give you Auntie Em, my pretty!

I'll see you get safely to the Wizard, whether I get a brain or not!

I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not.

I'll show you how to get apples.

I'll take care of you now instead of later!

I'll use you for a beehive!

I'm a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch...

I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me.

I'm afraid you've made an enemy of the Wicked Witch.

I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!

I'm frightened, Auntie Em! I'm frightened.

I'm frightened! Come back! Come back!

I'm frightened.

I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.

I'm going.

I'm here in Oz, Auntie Em.

I'm just a very bad wizard.

I'm locked up in the Witch's castle...

I'm not afraid of her.

I'm not afraid of her.

I'm so glad!

I'm sorry! I didn't do it. Can I still have my dog?

I'm the one that ought to be punished. Send me to bed without supper.

I've got a brain!

I've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.

I've got an order!

I've held that axe up for ages.

I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them.

If any!

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because

If happy little bluebirds fly

If I

If I only had a brain

If I only had a brain

If I only had a heart

If I only had a heart

If I only had the nerve

If I were king

If I were king

If I were king of the forest

If the Wizard is a wizard Who will serve

If you please...

If you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?

In another hour, I'll be king of the forest.

In the county of the Land of Oz

In the merry old land of Oz

In trouble or in pain

Is morally, ethically

Is that right?

Is the name of the star

It does help! Dorothy, you're waking up!

It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch

It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch

It really was no miracle What happened was just this

It's a twister! It's a twister!

It's all right! Everything is all right!

It's all right. You can all get up.

It's all right. You may all come out and thank her.

It's always best to start at the beginning.

It's bad enough picking on a straw man, but picking on poor little dogs....

It's beautiful, isn't it? Just like I knew it would be.

It's been in me so long.

It's dark and creepy.

It's empty.

It's empty.

It's far, far away.

It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye.

It's just that he was on fire.

It's me! She's locked me in!

It's no place for Dorothy around a pigsty!

It's no use screaming at a time like this.

It's snowing!

It's so kind of you to visit me in my loneliness.

It's the Wicked Witch! What'll we do?

It's the witch! She's followed us here!

It's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!

It's us! Yes!

It's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.

Jolly good fun!

Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind of human

Just king

Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto

Just then the Witch To satisfy an itch

Just to register emotion Jealousy, devotion

Just wait here. I'll announce you at once.

Just what you're looking for. Take you any place in the city, we does.

Kansas, she says

Keep straight ahead for The most glorious place

Keep tight inside of them. Their magic must be powerful...

Let her try and make a beehive out of me.

Let the joyous news be spread! The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead

Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead

Let's go inside here. We'll Just come along. I'll show you.

Let's see. You're

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!

Listen, honey, I got them hogs to get in.

Listen, kid...

Listen! Look, it ticks!

Long live the king!

Look at that. Look at that!

Look at the circles under my eyes.

Look at the circles under my eyes.

Look at the scenery. It's wonderful!

Look at you

Look out! Look out!

Look, I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat a thing.

Look!

Look!

Look! Emerald City is closer and prettier than ever!

Look! He's rusted again.

Look! There's Toto. Where'd he come from?

Looks like we came a long way for nothing.

Lucky it wasn't your head.

March up to the gate And bid it open

March up to the gate And bid it...

Maybe that'll help!

Mm.... Mm.... Mm....

Monarch

Monarch of all I survey

Mr. Gale. Howdy, Miss Gulch.

My friends. I mean, my friends!

My goodness, what a fuss you're making!

My goodness! I can talk again! Oh!

My heart all full of pain

My neck. My neck.

My regal robes of the forest

My!

My! It's good to be free!

Never, never, never.

Next time she squawks, walk up to her and spit in her eye.

No heart.

No, and never will again, I fancy. There's only one of him, and he's it.

No, Aunt Em, this was a real, truly live place.

No, but you tried to.

No, I'm wrong. Let's see what we

No, it isn't.

No, no. I just thought you hurt yourself.

No, no. Now, don't tell me.

No, of course not.

No, that's not right. You're

No, that's true. The only person who might know...

No! Fool that I am, I should have remembered...

No! Here. You can have your old slippers, but give me back Toto!

No. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place.

No. No, it was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody.

No. Why, only Oh!

Nobody will hear you! Help! Help!

Not chintz

Not chintz

Not cotton

Not duke

Not nobody, not nohow!

Not nobody, not nohow!

Not prince

Not queen

Not so fast. Not so fast!

Now go!

Now I know we're not in Kansas.

Now they'll sleep.

Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds.

Now which way do we go?

Now, fly! Fly!

Now, let's see, where were we?

Now, let's see....

Now, state your business.

Now, why are you running away? No, no. Now, don't tell me.

Obey them as you would me. Thank you.

Of all I survey

Of course we believe you, Dorothy.

Of course we won't.

Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter.

Of course, I'm not bright about doing things...

Of course, people do go both ways.

Of what was once the Wicked Witch

Oh, all right.

Oh, Auntie Em, don't go away!

Oh, Auntie Em, it's you!

Oh, but he will!

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas.

Oh, dear. I don't see....

Oh, dear. That must be terribly uncomfortable. Can't you get down?

Oh, dear. That's too wonderful to be true!

Oh, don't cry.

Oh, he's perfectly welcome.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.

Oh, hurry! Please hurry!

Oh, I beg your pardon!

Oh, I could tell you why

Oh, I got you back! You came back!

Oh, I'd give anything to get out of Oz altogether.

Oh, I'll try! Really, I will.

Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain!

Oh, it's....

Oh, joy! Rapture!

Oh, look!

Oh, no, my dear. I'm a very good man.

Oh, no, please. I have to rest for just a minute.

Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms.

Oh, no. I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.

Oh, now I'll never get home.

Oh, please. Please, sir. I've got to see the Wizard.

Oh, pulling an ax on me, eh?

Oh, rubbish! You have no power here.

Oh, Scarecrow, what am I going to do?

Oh, she bit her dog, eh?

Oh, thank you so much!

Oh, that poor little thing.

Oh, that's very kind of you. Very kind.

Oh, this is terrible! I can't budge her an inch.

Oh, Toto!

Oh, Toto! Come back! Toto!

Oh, Toto! Toto! Oh, Lion!

Oh, very good, but very mysterious.

Oh, we're almost there! At last! At last!

Oh, well, here. Let me help you.

Oh, what a world! What a world!

Oh, will you? Could you? Oh!

Oh, yes!

Oh, you can't! You mustn't!

Oh, you!

Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! It ticks!

Oh! Jiminy crickets!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! So she is! Well, bust my buttons!

Oh! Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Oh! What a smell of sulfur!

Oh! You're wasting my time!

Oh! Zeke!

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. What's happening?

Oh.... Uh....

Oil my arms, please. Oil my elbows.

On the face of the earth Or the sky

Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs...

Once in a lullaby

Only bad witches are ugly.

Only straw.

Open

Or haven't you heard?

Orders are, nobody can see the great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!

Ouch!

Ow!

Pardon me! That way is a very nice way.

Pat, pat here Pat, pat there

People come and go so quickly here!

Perfect?

Picture me A balcony

Please don't cry anymore.

Please, Aunt Em!

Please, sir. We've done what you told us.

Poor little kid. I hope she gets home all right.

Poppies will put them to sleep.

Poppies!

Poppies.

Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows.

Professor Marvel said she was sick.

Put 'em up! Put 'em up!

Put him in the basket, Henry.

Put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay!

Quiet!

Read what my medal says. "Courage."

Rub, rub here Rub, rub there

Run, Toto, run!

Run, Toto, run!

Run, Toto, run! Catch him, you fool!

Running away and hurting her feelings.

Say goodbye, Toto.

Say, get in there before I make a dime bank out of you.

Seize them! Seize them!

Seventy. Dorothy, please!

Shame on you!

She ain't nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage.

She brings you good news

She fell from the sky She fell very far

She isn't coming yet, Toto.

She may be dying...

She tried to, didn't she?

She's dead. You've killed her.

She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below

She's wearing the ruby slippers that she gave her.

Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shucks, folks, I'm speechless.

Silence, whippersnapper!

Skies are blue

Sleep....

Sneaking up on me, eh? Why....

So you can all go home! There's nothing to worry about!

So you won't take warning, eh?

Some, but mostly lions and tigers and bears.

Somebody always helps that girl.

Someone has just about broken her heart.

Someone she's been very kind to.

Someone she's taken care of in sickness.

Someplace where there isn't any trouble.

Somewhere over the rainbow

Somewhere over the rainbow

Somewhere over the rainbow

Stand back!

Stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well!

Stay with us then, Dorothy.

Step forward...

Step into the sun Step into the light

Step into the sun Step into the light

Still, I wish I could remember.

Stop that dog!

Stuff a mattress with me!

Suddenly the wind changed...

Suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got there.

Take an hour for lunch And then at two we're done

Take special care of those slippers. I want those most of all.

Take your army and bring me that girl and her dog.

Talk me out of it.

Tell me when it's over!

That certain air of savoir faire In the merry old land of Oz

That doesn't do any good. I'm afraid of them.

That dog's a menace. I'm taking him to make sure he's destroyed.

That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.

That was wonderful!

That we thank you very sweetly

That's a good little girl.

That's a horse of a different color!

That's all it is.

That's Aunt Em.

That's Doctor of Thinkology.

That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?

That's how much longer you've got to be alive.

That's how the crickets crick all day In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we keep you in repair In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we keep you young and fair In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away In the merry old land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away With a

That's how we laugh the day away With a ha ha ha

That's ridiculous! Spooks. That's silly.

That's right. Don't hurt them right away.

That's right. Here. Sit right down here. That's it.

That's right. What's she doing?

That's the castle of the Wicked Witch.

That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind.

That's very kind of you...

That's where you'll...

That's you all over.

The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests.

The broom.

The chipmunks genuflect to me

The great and Oz has spoken.

The great and powerful Oz...

The house began to pitch

The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch

The incubator's gone bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks.

The last to go will see the first three go before her.

The law protects folks against dogs that bite!

The Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild

The Munchkins are happy because you freed them...

The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland.

The Munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch.

The ocean's near the shore

The only way to get Dorothy to Kansas is for me to take her myself.

The other side.

The ruby slippers! What have you done with them?

The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear.

The sum of the square roots of two sides of an isosceles triangle...

The Wicked Witch is dead!

The wind began to switch The house to pitch

The witch's Dorothy?

The Wizard of Oz? Is he good or is he wicked?

The Wizard says go away!

The Wizard?

The Wizard'll fix everything.

The wonderful Wizard of Oz

Then I'm sure to get a brain

Then they took my chest and threw it over there!

Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble, see?

There must be.

There they go! Now we've got them!

There you are. Right on my finger!

There!

There's Emerald City!

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home."

There's no....

Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me...

They are called phil

They come from miles around just to eat in my field and laugh in my face.

They sure knocked the stuffings out of you.

They They don't understand you at home. They don't appreciate you.

They think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have.

They think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have.

They tore my legs off and threw them over there!

They'll give you no trouble. I promise you that.

They're gone!

They're of no use to you. Give them back to me. Give them back!

Think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you audience tomorrow...

This is a highly irregular procedure. This is absolutely unprecedented!

This is a spell, this is!

This is positively the finest exhibition ever to be shown...

This is the same genuine, magic, authentic crystal...

This is the Wicked Witch of the West. She's worse than the other one was.

This way. Come on!

Though my tail would lash

Thought you'd be pretty foxy, didn't you?

Throw that basket in the river and drown him.

Times being what they were, I accepted the job...

To confer, converse...

To the Emerald City, as fast as lightning!

Tomorrow? Oh, but I wanna go home now!

Toto didn't know he was doing anything wrong.

Toto! Toto! Help!

Toto. Where's Toto?

Toto...

Tra la la la la La

Tra la la la la La la

Tra la la la la La la

Tra la la la la la Tra la la, tra la la

Tra la la la la la Tra la la, tra la la

Trapped. Trapped like mice...rats.

Uh, will we, Em?

Undeniably and reliably dead

Until one day, while performing feats of stratospheric skill...

Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?

Very well. I'll bide my time.

Wait a minute, fellas.

Wake up The Wicked Witch is dead

Wake up, honey. There's no place like home.

Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead

Was it you?

Way up high

We all love you.

We can make a dimpled smile Out of a frown

We can't do these things without reaching out into the Infinite.

We can't go against the law. I'm afraid poor Toto has to go.

We certainly are.

We did! Can't you read?

We dream lots of silly things when we

We get up at twelve And start to work at one

We give the roughest claws

We gotta get her out! Open the door!

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was

We kind of thought she was gonna leave us.

We melted her.

We must be over the rainbow!

We ought to carry Dorothy.

We represent the Lollipop Guild

We thank you very sweetly

We wanna see the Wizard.

We want to see the Wizard right away. All four of us.

We welcome you to Munchkinland

We wish to welcome you To Munchkinland

We wish to welcome you To Munchkinland

We'll gaze into the crystal.

We'll let them think about it a little first.

We're off to see the Wizard

We're off to see the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz

We're off to see the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz

We're on our way to see the Wizard. To get him a heart.

We've been gone such a long time, and we feel so mess

We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and

We've come such a long way already.

We've come to ask you

We've got to get away!

We've got to run away!

Well, about a year ago...

Well, about a year ago...

Well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

Well, come on!

Well, don't start posing for it now.

Well, I can't quite see.

Well, I'll get you anyway, peewee.

Well, is that the witch?

Well, it's all right now.

Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents too!

Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are....

Well, stay away from her...

Well, that makes a difference.

Well, that's all. The crystal's gone dark.

Well, then, how do you know there is one?

Well, uh, I never do anything without consulting my crystal first.

Well, we haven't really met properly, have we?

Well, well, well! Houseguests, eh?

Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did you?

Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.

Well!

Well! That's more like it!

Went flying on her broomstick Thumbing for a hitch

What a nice little dog.

What are you gonna do with my dog? Give him back to me!

What did you do that for? I didn't bite him.

What do you think you're doing?

What happened to you?

What is it?

What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before!

What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage!

What makes the elephant charge his tusk...

What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage!

What makes the Hottentot so hot?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage!

What makes the sphinx the Seventh Wonder? Courage!

What notice? It's on the door!

What puts the "ape" in apricot?

What the Munchkins want to know is, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

What's all this jabber wapping when there's work to be done?

What's she doing now?

What's that? What'd he say? Huh? What'd he say?

What's that? What's that?

What's wrong with you teaching him?

When I gain those ruby slippers...

When she fell out of Kansas

When you're born to be a sissy

Where are you? It's me. It's Auntie Em.

Where do we go now?

Where do you want to be oiled first?

Where troubles melt like lemon drops

Where's Hickory? Hickory?

Whether you're tin or bronze

Which old witch? The Wicked Witch

Which one of you first?

Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East?

Who rang that bell?

Who said that?

Who would've thought a good little girl like you...

Who, me?

Who, Toto? Toto's my dog.

Who's them? Who's them?

Whoa!

Whoops!

Why can't we go with you and see all the crowned heads of Europe?

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

Why have you come back?

Why then...

Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity.

Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity.

Why, don't you see? He's come to take us to Dorothy.

Why, I'm not a witch at all.

Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that...

Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that...

Why, it's a man!

Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me.

Why, my little party's just beginning.

Why, no.

Why, of course I will!

Why, she's crying. Someone has hurt her.

Why, she's putting her hand on her heart!

Why, you did say something, didn't you?

Why, Zeke, you're just as scared as I am.

Why? Why?

Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch...

Witch? I'm not afraid of a witch! I'm not afraid of anything!

Witches are old and ugly.

With a woof!

With poison in it.

Without the vim and verve

Won't you take me with you?

Wonderful!

Would be satin

Wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion?

Yeah, it's sad, Believe me, missy

Yes, get up and teach him a lesson.

Yes, how about Dorothy? Yeah. Dorothy next.

Yes, I guess you're right.

Yes, it is!

Yes, let the joyous news be spread. The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

Yes, of course. But first I'll take you to a little place...

Yes, she's What's this?

Yes, that's all right. Now you can open them.

Yes, that's exactly so. I'm a humbug.

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes!

Yes. Her name is Emily.

Yes. There's a woman.

Yo ho! Let's open up and sing And ring the bells out

You always get in a fret over nothing. You just help us out today...

You are now a member of the Legion of Courage.

You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death...

You are under the delusion that because you run away from danger...

You are?

You are? I don't believe you.

You can't rest now. We're nearly there.

You clinking, clanking, clattering...

You couldn't forget my face, could you?

You cursed brat! Look what you've done!

You dare to come to me for a heart, do you?

You did it yourself.

You don't know how lucky you are not to have one.

You don't want any of those apples. Hmm.

You force me into a cataclysmic decision.

You gonna let a little old pig make a coward out of you?

You got my finger!

You know, we were wondering why you couldn't come with us...

You ought to be ashamed of yourself...

You see, Dorothy toppled into the

You see? I can't even scare a crow.

You see...

You ungrateful creatures!

You want to see other lands. Big cities, big mountains, big oceans.

You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?

You wicked old witch! Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let her take Toto.

You'll believe in more than that before I'm finished with you.

You'll find he is a whiz of a wiz If ever a wiz there was

You'll rust so dreadfully.

You're a very bad man!

You're going on a visit.

You're not starting out very well.

You're nothing but a big coward!

You're off to see the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz

You're off to see the Wizard The wonderful Wizard of Oz

You're out of the dark You're out of the night

You're out of the woods

You're right, I am a coward!

You're You're running away.

You've killed her so completely

Zeke, what am I gonna do about Miss Gulch? Just because Toto

...from the Wicked Witch of the East. But if you please, what are Munchkins?

...the crows would be scared to pieces! They would?

...the honorary degree of Th.D. Th.D.?

...where you can tidy up a bit. Oh, thank you so much!

And him a brain. He could give you some courage.

And now she says she's gonna Dorothy. Dorothy, we're busy.

And Scarecrow's brain? And Scarecrow's brain?

Be a bust In the hall of fame

But I couldn't have, could I? I don't see how.

But I didn't scare you? No, of course not.

But she hit him Don't bother us now, honey.

But the Good Witch told me not to. Very well.

Come on! Come on! Hurry! Hurry!

Did that hurt? No, it feels wonderful.

Don't you start it too! No!

Dorothy's in that awful place? I hate to think of her in there.

Except a lighted match. I don't blame you for that.

Goodbye. Now I know I've got a heart...

He is rusted. Here.

Here, here. Go away and let us alone. Oh, scared, huh?

How about a hippopotamus? I'd trash him from top to "bottom us."

How can I thank you enough? Well, you can't.

How do you do? How do you do?

I gotta get her out of there? That's right.

I have so got brains. Well, why don't you use them?

I have? Then why didn't you tell her before?

I should've felt it in my heart. She had to find it out for herself.

I'd be brave as a blizzard I'd be gentle as a lizard

I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas. Oh.

I'm so sleepy. Give us your hands and we'll pull you.

I've as good as got my brain. I can fairly hear my heart beating.

I've got a plan how to get in there. Fine. He's got a plan.

If she If she?

It did? Weren't you frightened?

Let me have him! Please stop!

Let's. Yes.

Lions! And tigers?

May we have it? Please. And take it with you.

Me? Yes, you.

My life has been simply unbearable. Oh.

No heart? No heart?

No, I'm afraid I didn't. Well, then, you'll have to walk.

No, you don't! Oh, no.

Not even a rhinoceros? Imposserous!

Now you're seeing reason. No.

Now, wait a minute. Up!

Now? Whenever you wish.

Oh. Here.

Oil can what? Oilcan?

Read what? The notice!

Ruined my exit! Come back! Come back!

Scarecrows don't talk. It's pleasant down that way too.

She was hungry! She was hungry!

Silence! Oh!

Spiritually, physically Positively, absolutely

Supposing you met an elephant? I'd wrap him up in "cello phant"!

That's our farm! Yes.

That's right. We do.

The Good Witch of the North sent me. Prove it!

The idea! Don't, Uncle Henry.

The Wizard will explain it! To the Wizard!

There goes some of me again! Does it hurt you?

There's only one thing I want you to do. What's that?

To Oz? To Oz!

To Oz? To Oz!

To see To see?

Toto too? Toto too.

Uh huh Jolly old town!

Very well, thank you. Oh, I'm not feeling at all well.

We've got to get her out. Don't cry now.

Well, she seems all right now. She got quite a bump on the head.

What happened? Somebody pulled my tail.

What has Dorothy done? What's she done?

What if it were a brontosaurus? I'd show him who's king of the forest!

What's the matter? He's just scared again.

Where do we go now? Yeah.

Where's Kansas? That's where I live.

Where's Kansas? That's where I live.

Will you help me? Can you help me? You don't need help any longer.

With gentle people, that is. That's for the sheriff to decide.

Would you take us to see the Wizard? The Wizard? The Wizard?

Yes, darling. Hello there! Anybody home?

Yes, I'm ready now. Then close your eyes...

Yes, that's true. But maybe you better not.

You and Hunk get back to that wagon. All right.

You go away or I'll bite you myself! Dorothy!

You humbug! Yeah.

You just had a bad dream. Sure.

You mean, she bit you? No, her dog!

You will be a bust Be a bust

You'll be his You'll be history

You're going to see a wizard? Mm hmm.

You're going to see a wizard? Mm hmm.

...a while back, we were walking down the Yellow Brick Road and

...am about to embark upon a hazardous...

...an unfortunate phenomena occurred. The balloon failed to return to the fair.

...and a barn with a weathervane...

...and find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble.

...and I never appreciated it.

...and I'll grant your requests.

...and I'm trying to get home to you, Auntie Em!

...and it's all my fault.

...and otherwise hobnob with my brother wizards.

...and tap your heels together three times...

...and technically unexplainable journey...

...and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.

...and the balloon floated down into this noble city...

...and think to yourself:

...and you are their national heroine, my dear.

...and you're all here.

...and your little dog too!

...are you gonna let that old Gulch heifer try and buffalo you?

...as long as you're alive.

...assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart...

...be that as it may.

...because I love you all.

...because if it isn't there...

...because it's breaking.

...because she says he chases her nasty old cat every day!

...before you found your courage.

...born and bred in the western wilderness...

...but I'm gonna miss the way you used to holler for help...

...but if you'll just bend the nail down, maybe I'll slip off and

...but most of it was beautiful.

...but this could never be like Kansas.

...by performing a very small task.

...by the Universitatus Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum...

...can't I?

...collection of caliginous junk!

...could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

...doesn't mean you can run the rest of us!

...find me

...for all the Munchkins and their descendants.

...for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor...

...frightening him like that when he came to you for help!

...guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart.

...I am Dorothy...

...I award you the Triple Cross.

...I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

...I hereby confer upon you...

...I never really lost it to begin with.

...I take pleasure at this time in presenting you...

...I was chopping that tree...

...I was chopping that tree...

...I won't look any further than my own back yard...

...if any, that I return...

...in order to be better in tuned with the Infinite.

...in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

...in which Cleopatra saw the approach of Julius Caesar and Marc Anthony.

...instead of 20 years from now!

...into the outer stratosphere!

...is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

...just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East.

...knows why you have come.

...my power will be the greatest in Oz!

...never before attempted by civilized man...

...of a running horse.

...open

...or I'll stuff a mattress with you!

...or she wouldn't want them so badly.

...or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.

...or you hurt the spell.

...or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.

...premier balloonist par excellence to the Miracle Wonderland Carnival Company.

...retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick getaway.

...seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.

...shall rule in my stead...

...sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified.

...something with poison in it, I think.

...that a heart is not judged by how much you love...

...that it wasn't enough just to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.

...the great and powerful!

...the Scarecrow, by virtue of his highly superior brains...

...the small and meek.

...there's no place like home!

...those slippers will never come off...

...Tin Man!

...used by the priests of Isis and Osiris in the days of the Pharaohs...

...when suddenly it began to rain.

...when suddenly it began to rain.

...when you give me those slippers.

...would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself.

...you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum.

...you billowing bale of bovine fodder!

...you have no courage. You're confusing courage with wisdom.

...you know what Miss Gulch said she was going to do to Toto?

...you'd better close your eyes, my child, for a moment...

...your old pal, Hunk?

"Auntie Em, Auntie Em! Come back!"

"Bell out of order. Please knock."

"Surrender, Dorothy."

"There's no place like home.