Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien Edit

Aah! This is for what you did to Monkey Booby Man! (Grunts)

Abraca bye.

Ah. Yeah, I see it.

Ah. Yeah, I see it.

Ahh! First it's all anybody

Ahh. Oh, no.

ALL (chanting): Ga Ga ball!

All I know is Rudy's got to go down

All over the playground, anyway?

All right, all right, calm down.

All right. Bye.

All the way to the... (gasps)

All you gotta do is ask.

And I'll say, "Gotcha! I'm the storyteller."

And just when the kids don't expect it,

And Matt Damon.

And now it's in my home,

And pick out a story... Oh, my mind's racing.

And right now, all I want to do is

And she turned that choir around.

And the losers get bounced!

And the only drug she's addicted to is books.

And then I bang you. (Grunts)

And there's the monkey's boobs.

And what about you, Mr. Frond?

And you're heading there now?

Any words for your fellow competitors?

Anyone can play, no matter how hopelessly un athletic they are.

Anyone can slap.

Anything can happen,

Anyway, Ga Ga ball!

Anyway, you got any extra scissors?

Are you gonna spend trimming that shrub?

Aren't you the guy that reads to the kids

Aw, poor Frasier.

Behind the periodicals anymore.

BOY: Come on. We're playing football.

Boys and girls, I give you...

But apparently, they discontinued the Frasier tour.

But I bet some people here are only playing

But I don't want to play.

But in the pit, it don't mean... crud.

But now it's time to hit the showers.

But that's about it, probably.

But the playground used to be the one place in school

But they don't mean you. I...

But when they come at me, I'm a phantom.

But you got accuracy, too. If I had what you have,

But you know what's really cool?

Bye, Monkey Booby Man.

Calm down, you're both right.

Can I have everyone's attention, please? Hello.

Can talk about at school,

Can we talk about something besides Ga Ga ball, please?

Can you read them TV?

Chills. Rudy, everyone.

Come, children. Follow me into the pit.

Crap. Teddy, let's get out of here.

Damn right, she would.

Don't be ridiculous.

Don't worry, Miss Librarian.

Down at the public library?

Eh, fine.

Eh, they'll have one at the library.

Even with the big words.

Everybody's into Ga Ga ball.

Everyone loves food and air.

Excuse me.

Faculty, sorry about your brackets.

Fine! Now back to your regularly scheduled Ga Ga!

For a lot of those kids, and some adults

For kids like us, that doesn't leave

For togetherness.

From the Ga Ga wieners.

From where I'm standing all the way to the opposite fence.

FROND: I have another announcement.

FROND: They're crustaceans, technically.

FROND: We have a winner.

FROND: Welcome, everyone,

Ga Ga ball. It's a game.

Ga Ga black sheep have you any wool?

Game of togetherness, blah, blah, blah.

Gene Belcher, the big winner.

Gene, hush! Don't make me get up.

Gene, you entered the tournament?

GENE: Ah, recess.

GENE: Monkey Booby Man!

Get out, get out.

Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch!

Gonna have to stew on that one for a second, heh.

Good start.

Great ribbon dancing.

Great. Story time's tomorrow. Teddy, you're on tech.

Guess it's just you and me, now,

Ha, well, this... the roly polies were...

He has 'em, they're bad, we ignore 'em, the end.

Heh, look at that. Look at that air.

Hello! I'm not just gonna go away if you ignore me.

Hey Gene, you been to Bali?

Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub sculpture's really coming along.

Hey, no shame in losing to the best, right?

Hey, there you go.

Hey, wait a minute, I know you.

Hey, Zeke, think fast.

Hey. You want to play Ga Ga?

His holy roly poliness.

Hmm. At least you didn't put too much work into it, right?

Hold on, I have to think about that.

Hope I don't miss my turn 'cause I'm sitting here

Hope you had fun, Gene.

How do you live with yourselves?!

How'd that happen?

Huh. I got to hand it to you, that was a good read.

Hunched over a trashcan somewhere, like Dad does.

Hurry up and eat so we can hit the playground.

I am heading there, and they don't let me change

I am sick of him saying.

I am so sorry I'm gonna miss this.

I am.

I am. I played at recess. I almost won.

I banged you, I banged Mom.

I can tell the librarian to expect...

I can't believe they chopped down Monkey...

I can't help it if I keep coming up

I canceled my trip. I was going to Seattle,

I could come up with a character

I didn't call them.

I didn't think I'd love it, but I love it.

I don't want to go egg stinct.'"

I got a date with you later, Mr. Hippo Man Bun Shrub!

I gotta pick a book for the library.

I guess she kinda likes it.

I guess that's all I wanted to say.

I have secured funding to build

I just wanted to let you know the police are on their way.

I know we're friends, Gene.

I like three of the four levels it works on.

I love it. That's my one note.

I mean, everyone's a winner.

I mean, honestly, genetics plays a part.

I might not lie in bed every night dreadin' recess.

I miss melting crayons on the slide.

I miss playing cats with my friends.

I never thought I'd say this, but isn't it bedtime?

I really thought I was.

I remember liking that a lot.

I stepped on a fern with a little leash on it.

I tell 'em focus, diet, conditioning.

I think he knows your character's better.

I think I might actually be kind of good at it.

I think I'm really good at this.

I think it's cool.

I think when people say "everyone" loves something,

I thought you did a really good job,

I thought you were farting in the yearbook room.

I told Jimmy Junior I was gonna go fart in the yearbook room.

I used to read to you?

I wasn't looking at you,

I wish we had Ga Ga when I was in school.

I wouldn't have spent every recess by myself

I'll dress like a librarian, and when the kids come,

I'll jump out and I'll say,

I'll jump out and I'll say,

I'll shake out my hair and I'll take off my glasses,

I'm glad you said what you said.

I'm going out of town.

I'm going.

I'm gonna bang everyone in school.

I'm gonna say I see it?

I'm here to read to some kids.

I'm here today to present an exciting opportunity

I'm just picking up

I'm smokin' suckers twice my size,

I'm so nice, they let me read twice... a week.

I'm sorry, too.

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm sure. Let's go, let's go!

I'm the only person in the school

I'm using my punk rock to take on the man.

I'm very comfortable.

I've got great dodging moves.

I've had quite a few energy drinks,

In dodge ball, you hurl the ball at your opponent.

In front of some other books.

In Ga Ga ball, you gotta hit people below the knee, right?

In Ga Ga, you just slap the ball.

In your dreams. (Chuckles)

Into a Ga Ga palooza

Into someone's nose or butter beans?

Is there's no catching and no throwing.

It was an honor to pick your dingle berries.

It's a Frond idea.

It's a good game.

It's all happening this Friday at recess.

It's it's about the kids.

It's not a good feeling when someone says "everyone,"

It's not my fault I'm a genius!

It's shrub o'clock.

It's time to face facts.

KIDS (chanting): Ga Ga ball!

Kids ask, "Rudy, how are you so good at Ga Ga?"

Kids, what's your favorite story

Leave the amp, leave the guitar, let's go.

Let me put this in terms you'll appreciate, Louise.

Let them play with their balls. We'll play with our bushes.

Like 20 minutes? That sounds like more than enough time.

Like a shelf of books, and then stand quietly

Like giving him a pet fern named "Fern Ando."

Like taking this bush from shrubba to hubba hubba.

Like that's even a game.

Like The Wiggles.

Lin, could you take that to table four?

LINDA: Okay! Who's ready to meet your new favorite story reader?

Linda. Uh, aka The Duchess of Tales.

Look around at this playground. What do you see?

Look what they did to you, Monkey Booby Man.

Look, everybody, it's the roly poly pope.

Looking around, I'm thinking the pyrotechnics

Lunch is great today.

Matt Damon!

Maybe I would love it,

Maybe the best way to demonstrate is

Maybe we could make do with just one Ga Ga pit.

Maybe. Okay, give me your thoughts, everybody. Throw 'em at me.

Meh, I still don't think I'd be into it.

Meow?

Messed me up pretty good, so not that.

Might not be such a good idea.

Mm, Tina, don't say "banged."

Monkey booby buddy.

Monkey Booby Man!

Monkey Booby Man.

Monkey Booby manicure.

More about Matt Damon!

More than at any school activity we've ever had.

Mr. Branca, tear down those walls.

Ms. Labonz, I want to sign up for the tournament.

Much of a target.

Music cues, lighting cues.

No offense, but how much longer

No shame in losing to the best.

No, no, no, that's not a scary sound.

No, wait! A hippo...?

No, why do you ask?

Nobody does that quite like the Rudester.

Not all librarians want to shake their hair out.

Not fast enough, you're not.

Now if you'll excuse me, the Wizard's got to whiz.

Now, contestants to your pits!

Now, let the Ga Ga begin gin!

Now, to get someone out in Ga Ga ball,

O... Kay.

Of Annihilation!

Oh, Frank, you're here.

Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat.

Oh, man, that was candid, J Ju.

Oh, my God, where to begin.

Oh, my God, you're right. This is amazing!

Oh, my God. Now I'm the super cool football guy

Oh, no, he saw me. Aah! Get down! Get down!

Oh, yeah, I'm starting to see it.

Oh! Oh, man, you got me.

Oh. I tried to play basketball.

Oh. Still glad I played.

Oh. You're that random lady who I said could fill in for me.

Oh... oh, crap!

Okay, here's how this works:

Okay, how long's it take you to learn to play guitar?

Okay, I guess the switchblade alarmed some parents.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay, people, I have an exciting announcement.

Okay, sure. Story time is at 2:00 on Friday.

Okay, we got the amp, the guitar, the boombox,

Okay, you need to shut that down.

Okay. Bring it on.

Okay. Guess it's time to get fancy.

On my story time character.

On the Wagstaff Gagaplex!

Oof. He's good.

Ooh, maybe Ill get body painted

Ooh, ooh, I got one.

Ooh! Watch the lamp.

Or in health class. You and I have different schedules.

Or maybe this is how you always dress.

Or the Wizard of Books.

Ow. Never mind, I'm out. Disregard.

People want to listen to the winners.

Pressured by their friends.

Pressured by you, Mr. Frond.

Punky Bookster would stay and fight.

Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive

Punky reads a page, then the Wizard reads a page.

Recess is broken.

Right into your hearts and your face.

RUDY (shouting): I am Rudy!

Rudy and Gene, mano a mano, Ga Ga a Ga Ga.

Rudy, it's so funny, I thought you said

Rudy, you in there, buddy?

Security? I guess that means you, Ms. Labonz?

She'll be back. If I know our Tina,

She's feeling pretty silly right about now.

She's got a mouth full of, uh, words?

Shouting "gotcha" and scaring children?

Shouting "gotcha" and scaring children?

Sign up sheets are here by the swing...

Snap, crackle, pop, fool.

So we have two volunteer readers today?

So you kids are playing a sport now?

Some headscratchers in there.

Sorry we got carried away, Gene.

Sounds good.

Standard rules. One book, two readers.

Story time is all they have.

Students of Wagstaff.

Students, today we break ground

Take these nail clippers.

TEDDY: Huh.

Thank you, Mr. Branca.

Thanks. You were pretty good, too.

That must be so much fun, reading to kids... I'm jealous.

That was gonna be my first choice anyway.

That will separate the Ga Ga winners

That's a hurtful stereotype, Linda.

That's not an easy book.

The best thing about Ga Ga ball

The canned corn must be in season.

The end. Thank you, library!

The headbanging queen of story time.

The last one in the pit wins.

The one whose used to talk to roly polies at recess?

The pieces of my glasses.

The playground doesn't change for anybody.

The playground's bigger than him.

The strobe light, wallet chain, switchblade...

The whole school is playing.

The Wizard of Books, right?

Then I point to my bangs.

There's the monkey's face.

These beautiful pits will stretch

These days Ga Ga talks and ca ca walks.

They they were just...

They're being a little loose with the word "everyone."

Think of Ga Ga ball as dodge ball, but gentler.

This can't be working.

This is my recess.

This school doesn't have showers.

This thing blew up, literally, overnight.

Those little boys who pretend to be cats,

Thought that would be cool... We forget anything?

TINA (shouting): I love it. I'm staying. Sorry.

Tina, top five Ga Ga plays of the day... go.

TINA: You just got banged.

To celebrate the success of my groundbreaking. Ga Ga ball program,

To play a couple rounds, huh?

To play Ga Ga ball.

To the first annual Wagstaff Ga Ga Ball Friendship Tournament

Too bad I'm gonna miss Friday's reading.

Top two from each round advance to the finals,

Twice a week, every week.

Two third graders playing catch with a shoe.

Ugh, come on, Gene. We can eat our lunch

Ugh, I wish people would stop telling us

Uh, but I want to do it. It's no trouble.

Uh, can you do it? We're brainstorming

Uh, Rudy, the shrub sculpture has a name.

Uh, why do all your ideas involve

Um, a hedge.

Um, how about

Um, the book, maybe?

Um, uh, what's your name?

Um, why are you looking at me when you say that?

Until she had to go into witness protection,

Very active.

Wagstaff, I give you your final eight!

Wait. So it's a game?

Wanda... Wordmouth?

Wayne, go... go, go, go.

We are having a ball slapping,

We better go down to the store."

We can make up that time we lost listening to Frond.

We don't give in to peer pressure.

We don't go to bed anymore. We do this now.

We have our own playground interests.

We'll see who the kids like better.

We're talking about Jimmy Jr.'s Ga Ga moves.

We're turning this playground

Well, Punky Bookster wouldn't leave.

Well, The Giving Tree

Wh Wha... 'Cause I wanna surprise them.

What a wonderful opening ceremony.

What about that little boy you told us about?

What happens if I power slam the ball

What have I been using? (Shouts)

What is happening?

What is it with him trying to get his Frond stink

What the hell? Everyone's playing Ga Ga ball.

What the...? I thought the Wizard made you two disappear.

What? Wait, the winner always says something to the crowd?

What? I finally found a sport I dominate in, that's all.

What? What about me?

What's that? You want another boob?

What's up, Gene? Who put a kink in your Slinky?

What's wrong with "banged?"

Whatever. Let's go.

When a man can pursue his passions.

When anything ball is all anyone talks about.

When she's not rockin', she's readin'.

When you could all be doing the same thing together?

When you look at that hedge over there, what do you see?

Where I lay my sweet head?!

Where it doesn't hurt.

Where were you last recess, Rudy? We missed ya.

Where you could do what you want,

Who can hear from the biography section,

Who doesn't care about Ga Ga ball.

Who wants to join me?

Whoa. Again, very blunt. Not holding back.

Why do you hate Ga Ga ball, Gene?

Why do your own thing

Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language?

Winner take all tournament. (Whoops)

Winning. And right now,

With a man bun?

With amazing new ideas for him.

With my winning phrase...

With you behind this trash can.

Work on my special project.

Wow, Gene left his food on the table.

Wow. What a jerk.

Yeah, I I suppose you are.

Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Yeah, like when mom left that bottle of beer in the freezer.

Yeah, no thanks.

Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays?

Yeah, scratch the fireworks.

Yeah, some of them.

Yeah, sorry, Gene.

Yeah, sure, he's cool.

Yeah, well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah! Sweet! So are you playing or not?

Yeah! I farted, and I'm ready to go.

Yeah! I'm the random lady.

Yes, Ga Ga ball is fun.

Yes. Oh, my God, yes.

Yes. What an epic battle.

You and me are having a read off.

You can do this, Gene.

You didn't not get through to none of us.

You got through to literally none of us.

You guys should play. You would love it.

You know what calms me right down?

You know, this really could have been covered in an e mail.

You must hit them on or below the knee,

You people have taken this too far!

You really like this.

You slap hard, Zeke, but your aim is really bad.

You sounded pretty intense when you said that.

You sure? That's Mort's stuff.

You were hitting the Ga Ga pit.

You'll be not here, when I get back?

You're out, sucker.

You've never even played Ga Ga ball before.

Your fly is down.

Yup, I'll just do all the jobs in our restaurant.

Yup. Nothin' like a few minutes in the old yard

ZEKE: Hold on there, Gene.

Zeke's not so good, though.

"Abraca books." Hi, my name is Frank.

"The Dinosaur Went To The Store." Know it by heart.

(applause) Ah! Ha, ha.

(cheering) Gene, we saw.

(children shouting) No, no, no, no.

(groaning) I'm just saying, you got power,

(zips) Did you see anything?

Abraca books! (laughs)

And climate change, vampires... JIMMY JR.: Zeke?

Banged. Oh, my God.

Bingo. Mm hmm.

Can I slap? You tell me.

Do we have to? Well, strictly speaking,

Eat that for supper! Geez, Tina.

FROND: Let the Ga Ga begin gin! (cheering)

Ga Ga ball. Ga Ga what?

Gene, you should play. You should.

Give it a minute. I just keep loving it more and more.

Give me... No, I earned this!

Ha! Ah. Oh, man.

He must really be upset. Yeah.

Hey, Tina, Louise, you playing? Got to go.

Hi, kids, I'm Punky Bookster! (amplifier distortion)

Hmm. Actually, no, not that.

I was looking with you. What?

I'm so nervous. Ta da! Say hello to Punky Bookster.

Is that Rudy? Yeah.

It's pretty great. (panting): Yeah.

Listen up. Thank you.

LOUISE: I can't believe it. GENE: Forget it, sister.

Love you, Gene! Sorry for your loss! (whooping)

Mm... I'll keep thinking.

No, sir. (grunts)

No! (chainsaw revving)

No. Oh.

Nope. Negative. (grunts)

Not looking good. I finally feel alive.

Not that one. Oh, no. That one's a disaster.

Okay could someone take care of this? Monsters!

Pick a book. Okay. This one?

Right, right. Yeah, we're Belchers.

Seriously? Yeah. But first,

So glad. You're still doing this?

So this is Ga Ga ball, huh? Yep.

So, you reading today? Yep.

Somebody? Little help? Could you get that, Gene?

That's my shirt. Besides that, besides that.

That's not allowed, Zeke. Seems weird.

There are music and lighting cues? Yeah.

Tina, Tina, Tina. No no. No. Mm mm, mm mm.

Uh, the best game? TINA: It's the people's sport.

Uh, what are you, anyway? I'm Punky Bookster.

Well, some shame. Hey, guys.

Wha...? Seriously, Frank? Seriously?

What's Ga Ga ball? (Gene grunts)

What's up with that? Fern Ando. Give it!

Wow. Uh, is that my shirt?

Yeah, pretty much. And people have to listen?

Yes, it's a game. Oh.

You can go. Oh.

you don't have to, but... Oh, great, okay, buh bye.

You know what I think? What?

You watch your shins. Get out of the pit, woman.

You'd love it. I love it.

You're a bunch of Ga Ga bots! By the swing set.

'Cause I love it. I don't mind losin' all the time.

"And the dinosaur said, 'I should buy some eggs.

"And then the dinosaur said,

"Gotcha! Stories come to life."

"Gotcha! Stories come to life."

"You just got banged."

(cheering)

(cheering)

(door bells jingle)

(gasps) I could fill in for you.

(gasps) I'm thinking a read off.

(gasps) So what do we do?

(grunting dramatically)

(grunting, shouting)

(grunting) In my home!

(grunts weakly) Oh, my God, I can slap.

(laughing) Oh...

(panting): I want to say...

(sighs)

(sighs) You got through to not none of us.

(sighs) You may be right.

(whoops)

[bong!]

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