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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is a hilarious animated film that was released in

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is a hilarious animated film that was released in 1996. Created by Mike Judge, this cinematic gem brings the beloved TV series Beavis and Butt-Head to the big screen. The dimwitted duo embark on a misadventure across the United States after their TV is stolen.

The film features the iconic voices of Mike Judge as both Beavis and Butt-Head, along with Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and Robert Stack in various roles. The talented cast brings the already absurd and satirical world of Beavis and Butt-Head to life in a way that fans both old and new will enjoy.

If you're looking to relive the moments of this cult classic, you can now play and download the sounds of Beavis and Butt-Head Do America right here. These unforgettable catchphrases and quirky sound bites will transport you back to the 90s and are sure to make you chuckle.
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A couple of mean guys with fire in their eyes
A man don't choose a woman,
A man made virus, the deadliest known to man.
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A roller coaster, baby, baby
A thousand! Heh..
A witness saw two teenagers
A woman chooses a man
Aaaaah!
Aah, no, no, damn it!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah! Ooh. Mmm. Ah!
Aah! Ow!
Aah! This crap is warm.
Aah! We're all gonna die!
Aah! We're gonna die!
About 15 years ago, we stopped in this toilet..
Actually, son, we're at the Hoover Dam.
Agent Flemming, ATF.
Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search.
Ah, shake it, yeah! That's right!
Ah.. heh.. yeah, that was great.
Aha.
Aha.. fire.
Ahem!
Ahem.
Ahem. Excuse me. Heh heh.
Ahh, yes
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh..
Ahh..
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't Nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't nobody
Ain't you them kids that have been whackin' off in my tool shed?
All right
All right, who are you? CIA, FBI, ATF?
All right.
All senators are requested for a vote.
And Boot head.
And damn it, I can't sleep without a TV.
And found two possible genetic matches for a father.
And gently floating down to land
And get a room like old times?
And he used to hit me. Yeah. Uh heh heh.
And I want you to hit yourself! Right now!
And I'm gonna give you everything.
And it's sort of like.. it's like a music video.
And look, the window's broken.
And maybe some chicks, too.
And my butt's still sore,
And smuggled out of the country during this conference?
And some..
And soon her mate responds
And that chick with the braces..
And then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.
And there's gonna be sluts everywhere.
And things I brought her
And this guy's old, but he's scored a million times!
And this here's the best one they make.
And try to be a little more open to life experiences, mm kay?
And when you get there, I'll be waiting.
And, um, and chicks. We were supposed to score.
Animal attraction burning through the crowd
Any last words before I kill you?
Any questions so far?
Anyway, here's the story.
Are representatives from around the world.
Are we almost there yet?
Are we, like, gonna do it?
Are you gonna tell us where it is,
Are you threatening me?
Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!
Are you threatening me? My bung hole will not wait.
Are you two headin' for Las Vegas?
As I travel through your body
As lambs to slaughter
As long as you can get the job done. What are your names?
As of now, these are the most dangerous men in America.
At the G PAC conference.
Attention, all units. We've got him.
Authorities call this the worst highway disaster in history.
Aw, damn it! Now I gotta straighten up in here.
Beavis and Butt head
Beavis and Butt head,
Beavis and Butt head, you're both expelled!
Beavis and Butt head!
Beavis and Butt head!
Beavis, that's that dude that's paying us to do his wife.
Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives.
Beavis, you butt hole, you broke it.
Blaze it up, girl
Blue Den, this is post 9. I have positive ID.
Boi yoi yoi yoi yoi ing!
Boi yoi yoi yoi yoi ing!
Book 'em, Bork.
Boot? Someone named Boot?
Bork, can you imagine what would happen
Bork, can you imagine what would happen
Bork, not now.
Bork, you are a federal agent.
Bork! That bus we picked up, where was it heading?
Bought a ticket of her own accord
Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whackin'.
Boy, it really makes you proud.
Boy, it sure is hard to score.
Boy, what I wouldn't give for five minutes alone
Boy, where are you when we need you, Ike?
Boys!
Boys.. boys..
Bung ho!
Bunghole, bunghole, bunghole.
Bunghole, bunghole, bunghole..
Bunghole.
Bungholio!
Bungholio. Bungholio!
Bungholio. Holio bungholio.
But check it out. It's gone.
But it's, like, also coming out of the ass of the ass.
But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
But not you. Uh huh huh huh.
But on average, it generates about 25% of that.
But someone very special wants to give his thanks.
But still I taught her..
But still I taught her..
But we'll have to wait outside for a moment.
But you could chop a big heart down to pint size
But you saved more lives today than you'll ever know.
But you saved this real good lovin' for rainy days
Butt head, this book kicks ass.
Butt head! Wake up!
Butt head. Butt head, look!
Butt head. Butt head.
Bwah! Bwah! Bwah! Ngaaah!
By singing,
By someone calling himself.
By the sea
Can I have a gun, too?
Can we watch some TV first?
Can we watch your TV?
Can't wait forever.
Can't wait. Heh heh.
Check it out, Butt head porta potties.
Check it out.
Chief, 2 days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance
Chief, look!
Chief, look.
Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whackin' off in?
Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
Come on now
Come on, Beavis. Start running really fast when you hit the ground.
Come on, Muddy, how about we just forget about it
Come to Butt heaaaah..
Come with me
Come with me
Cool! Uh huh huh.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. I gotta take a dump.
Cool. I was thinking after we score, maybe we could go see Hole.
Cool. Uh huh..
Cool. Whoa.
Could you, like, see her boobs? Uh huh huh huh.
Cut it out!
Cut the power!
Dah.. dah.. da da dah
Dallas Grimes, married to Muddy Grimes.
Dam. I'll be damned. Heh heh.
Damn it, Beavis, we've never done this before.
Damn it, Beavis, you butt munch.
Damn it, Beavis. I saw her first. Get outta here.
Damn it, cut it out. I'm trying to score.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it! Cut her loose. Where's that damn unit?
Damn it! This always happens!
Damn it. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Damn kids. No respect.
Damn right. We're dealing with pros here.
Damn.
Darn it.
Destiny, we fall in love by design
Did he get a full cavity search?
Did I just score?
Didn't see which way they went or their vehicle.
Do it? Heh heh. Hey, we're finally gonna score!
Do they have lots of sluts in Vegas?
Do you have any holio?
Do you have TP?
Does anybody know how much energy it takes to power Vegas?
Does anyone wanna see MY unit?
Does me better
Does me better
Does me better
Does me better
Does me better
Does me better
Does me better
Does that say?
Don't appreciate anything.
Don't be a wuss, Beavis.
Don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth.
Don't wear yourselves out, boys. Save some energy for me.
Don't you know what kids are capable of?
Don't you read the papers?
Down the middle, I swear..
Drop the pants. Now!
Dumb ass.
During an eruption, the water can reach as high as 200 feet.
Earl said you guys were young, but, jeez..
Entertain us.. anus. Oh, yeah.
Est ce que vouz savez ce que c'est un
Evacuation?
Excuse me. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, gentlemen,
Expecting somebody?
Feel the pressure rise
Finally, a real break.
Fire on the count of three. One..
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire. Bungholio.
First, you have to do a little job for me. Would you like to?
Fly high
Follow me, please?
For an historic global conference called
For security reasons,
For there is but one bunghole.
Forever, forever in time we intertwine
Forgive me, Father. I've sinned.
Former Mötley Crüe roadies turned drifters.
From top to bottom, the dam is 51 stories.
Garga holio ala hole..
Gathered at the White House today
Get in the trunk. Both of you. Now!
Get it over here..
Get me the departure point. We'll kick ass.
Get me the police.
Get out of here!
Get outta the cockpit!
Get outta the way. I wanna sit by the window.
Get outta there, Beavis. I want the window.
Get the point, fool? You hit it right on the head
Give me that!
Give you half for a second
Go deep till the full moon turn to sunlight
God damn it! Hey!
God damn it! She did it again!
Goin' round that curve
Goin' to Las Vegas?
Gone shootin'
Gone Shootin'
Gonna get down, my roll roller coaster
Guess who matches the description?
H help. Help me.
Have you guys heard a word I've said?
He must've put you on this Earth for all men to praise
He said anus. Uh huh huh huh..
He said he was gonna pay us to do you.
He stole the unit! Said he put it in some kid's pants.
He's clean, Chief.
He's on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Hear the whistle blow
Heaven on earth, paradise for a price
Heavenly angel shining light
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh. Yeah. Me, too.
Heh heh heh. You know what I'm saying?
Heh heh. Bungholio.
Heh heh. Really? Heh heh. Cool.
Heh heh. Really? Heh heh. Cool.
Heh heh. Yeah, she sure does.
Heh heh. Yeah!
Heh heh.. Thank God.
Heh. Really? I poop too much.
Heh.. hm hm.
Hello there.
Hello? How may I help you?
Hellooo!
Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas.
Here you are.
Here, this should help you relax.
Here. Have a look.
Here's a song that might help you cope with those feelings, mm kay?
Here's what happened when it was tested on army recruits.
Here's what it is.
Hey, baby, how's it goin'?
Hey, baby.
Hey, Beavis, check it out.
Hey, Beavis, she touched my butt.
Hey, Beavis, we're on a bus with chicks.
Hey, Beavis..
Hey, Butt head, are we gonna die?
Hey, Butt head, I'm starting to feel weird.
Hey, Butt head, it's her!
Hey, Butt head, why is that guy holding a sign?
Hey, Butt head! Hey, Butt head!
Hey, Butt head.
Hey, Butt head.
Hey, Butt head. Do you think we're ever gonna score?
Hey, check it out. That guy's still standing there.
Hey, cut it out. I want HER to do it.
Hey, hey, Butt head, check it out. Ajack.
Hey, how come there's no sound?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute. What's going on?
Hey, where'd those chicks go?
Hey, you want to see something really cool?
Hey! Oh, damn! Damn!
Hey! Take it easy!
Hey! Uh, where's the TV?
Hey. How's it going?
Hi. Can I help you with that?
Hi. We're serving dinner now.
Hit the deck! Get down!
Hm hm, heh heh.
Hmm.
Hmm. Where'd those guys go? Yeah.
Hold it. What's he paying you?
Hold my hand
Hole.
Hole.
Holed up.
Honey, I was gonna split it after I sold it.
Honey, this country's going to hell in a hand basket.
Hoo ooh, ooh, ooh
Hoo ooh, ooh, ooh
How d'you do in Las Vegas?
How do you explain this?
Huh huh huh..
Huh?
I ain't the one that..
I already told you I don't know what this is about.
I always thought there was something wrong with him.
I am a gringo!
I am Cornholio!
I am Cornholio!
I am Cornholio!
I am Cornholio! I will lay waste to your bunghole!
I am Cornholio! You will cooperate with my bunghole.
I am Cornholio. I need piccata for my bung hole.
I am gonna kill them!
I am the great Cornholio!
I am the one and only almighty one and only bungholio!
I assume you're a government agent.
I believe I'm supposed to be read my Miranda rights.
I could stay in here all day.
I didn't think it was necessary. We have a picture from the elevator.
I didn't think so.
I don't know, Butt head. That is a lot of money.
I don't know, Butt head. The road's moving pretty fast.
I don't know. I just woke up and it was gone.
I don't suppose you tried to stop them.
I don't suppose you tried to stop them.
I don't think so. Where is it?
I don't want to see that!
I extend my deepest thanks.
I find anything broken, you and I'll tangle.
I got a better deal. I'll double it.
I got your mules right here in my trunk, and..
I gotta admit it. I had you boys figured wrong.
I gotta hit the head. Can you get me some coffee?
I guess that's what it sounds like when the dove cries
I have a couple.
I have just the thing for ya.
I have no bungho o le!
I have no bunghole.
I have no bungholio!
I have this ringin' in my ears.
I hope we can fix that fridge.
I just need to stop by his tool shed for a couple of minutes.
I just wanna say that again. Boobs.
I know
I know I can be strong
I mean that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
I mean, off in whose whackin' camper..
I met a magic man
I need a trauma box over here right now!
I need those launch codes.
I need TV now! Damn it!
I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too.
I noticed your TV was broken. Wanna buy a new one?
I scored with these two chicks. True story.
I slept with a woman, and, uh..
I stirred my coffee with the same spoon
I tell you, Bork, these guys are smart, damn smart.
I think I found the remote.
I think I just figured something out, Beavis.
I think I'm freaking out.
I think I'm gonna score, then never score! It's not fair!
I think I'm seeing something, too.
I think my life is, like, flashing in front of my eyes.
I think you scared them off.
I thought you were scum,
I wanna ride
I wanna ride
I wanna ride
I wanna ride
I wanna ride
I wanna ride..
I want everyone there! Our people. Locals.
I want full cavity searches.
I want roadblocks every road out of here for 200 miles.
I want that camper torn apart, full cavity searches all around.
I want these faces in front of every Fed and sheriff within 1,000 miles.
I want you to take the bus to Washington. That's all.
I was about to score.
I wonder where this goes.
I would think you would know
I.. huh? Aah! What?!
I'll ask the questions.
I'll be damned.
I'll be your guide through the night
I'll be your tour guide.
I'll hog tie you!
I'll pay you 20 to go back and do him.
I'll pay you for the rest of my life
I'll pay you ten grand plus expenses, payable after you do her.
I'm a veteran of two foreign wars!
I'm afraid that TV belongs to the school, mm kay?
I'm appointing you honorary agents
I'm exploring your body and your erogenous zones
I'm going to go and talk to my congressman about this.
I'm going to Vegas to kill all three of them!
I'm gonna blow you both to hell!
I'm gonna get right to the point.
I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV,
I'm gonna kill 'em!
I'm gonna lace it real tight
I'm gonna rip your..
I'm jacking off.
I'm mostly gonna be doin' the slots.
I'm offering you olo,000 plus expenses to do my wife.
I'm on the run from love, it chase me out the bed
I'm probably going to make out with her first before we, uh..
I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score!
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm sorry about that little misunderstanding, gentlemen.
I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son.
I'm talking roto rooter.
I'm the best when it comes to making love all night
I'm, like, pretty tall. Uh huh huh..
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Iced champagne brings up the scenery
If hit hard, it could open, releasing the virus.
If I ever catch you whackin' in here again,
If there's anything we can do to..
If they set that thing off in the capital?
If they sold it to someone at that conference? It's not gonna happen!
If you cross Beavis and Butt head
If you don't know, today's a very special day.
If you'll follow me this way.
If you'll just step over here, the geyser is seconds away..
In my pants.
In recognition for your great service,
In the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms.
In this lobby, will there be TP? For my bunghole?
Indivisible, oh, it's getting critical, son
Is a good butane regulator,
Is that a promise?
Is that gonna be enough time?
Is this a God dam?
Is this the lobby?
Isn't that the guy whose camper they were whackin'..
Isn't there supposed to be, like, water in cactuses?
It could wipe out five states in five days.
It don't change a thing.
It gets worse.
It has a maximum capacity for generating..
It pays not to mess with
It's called Lesbian Seagull.
It's cool, though
It's gotta look like an accident.
It's incredible.
It's like everything looks all weird..
It's like the poop's coming out of the ass of the ass.
It's like,
It's not gonna happen! Damn it!
It's not gonna happen! We'll get old like these people!
It's not in here.
It's OK. He's with them.
It's probably just another bomb threat or something.
It's so nice to meet young men who are so well mannered.
It's supposed to be in the A/V room.
It's time to go, son.
It's, like, a really long time ago.
It's, like, this chick's a slut!
Its an endless adventure
Jack.
Jesus jumped up Christ! If it falls into the wrong hands..
Jesus jumped up..
Jesus jumped up..
Jim, Jim! I want you to meet two nice boys.
Jumping Jesus!
Just a moment.
Just bananas
Just imagine ecstasy floating in a cloud
Just leave it. Worthless piece of crap.
Kick your ass!
King fulfilling dreams with a queen by his side
Known by the names of
L'enfentata titicaca for my bunghole!
L'enfentata!
Leaving Dallas's room shortly before we arrived.
Lesbian seagull
Lesbian seagull
Lesbian seagull
Lesbian seagull..
Let these conference gentlemen through, please.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get something to drink.
Let's go!
Let's have a drink on it, huh?
Let's just pray that nothing hits that unit.
Let's just wheel this thing back to the house.
Like a black tiger caged up
Like the bond 'tween mother and child
Like, it's coming out of his ass,
Look at you, you bung holes.
Look, Butt head. It's that slut from the plane.
Look, Mrs. Scum, we know who you are. Tell her, Bork.
Love Rollercoaster
Lovely, you make a man swoon like a boy
Makes me feel this way
Makes me feel this way
Makes me feel this way
Makes me feel this way..
Makes me happy
Makes me happy
Makes me happy
Many of these portraits were saved from the fire
Marcy, we've been plannin' for this trip our whole lives..
Mas.. ter.. a..
Masturbating in the man's camper.
Masturbation? Uh huh huh huh!
Maybe he's blind.
Maybe indecent exposure. Here's what's gonna happen.
Maybe they'll take us to Washington, and we can finally score.
Maybe you should wait out in the lobby?
Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
Me, I took a beatin'!
Mm mm, heh heh.
Mm mm, oh, yeah..
Mm! Damn it!
Move it along, folks. Move it along.
Mr. President, I can't understand you.
Mr. President, in the name of all that's holy,
Mr. President?
Mr. Secretary! Mr. Secretary!
Mucha muchacha
Mucha muchacha, Mucha muchacha
Muddy.. Son of a bitch.
My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
My first name's Butt. Uh huh huh.
My life was cool.
My opinion terrorists. What's the scoop on that stolen unit?
My unit? Uh huh huh.
My wife's got this leather satchel.
N no! I wanna watch TV.
Nah! Yah!
National security is the responsibility of every American.
Never said bye bye
Next stop, White House.
Ngaaahh!
Ngaah!
Nn! Damn it.
No directions
No way, Butt head. You're always first.
No, honey..
No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.
No! I won't settle down!
No! Y you're expelled. Now, get outta here!
No.
No.
No. Earl sent us, you know, to take care of your wife.
No.. no..
Not now, Bork.
Not on him, Chief.
Not this time!
Now me?
Now you don't have to go to all that bother.
Now, don't let me down.
Now, listen to me. This is real important.
Now, Travis, it doesn't do a body good to get all worked up.
Now, wait right there.
Now, your bus is downstairs waiting, so get going.
Now!
Now.. Whaa!
Of her cryin' eyes
Of love
Of love
Of love
Of love
Oh
Oh ho ho.
Oh, fly
Oh, go right ahead. Help yourself.
Oh, hello. Are you boys here to look at the refrigerator?
Oh, I don't? How about lewd conduct?
Oh, I mean, Beavis. Heh heh heh..
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Oh, my God
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
Oh, oh, yeah. That's amazing.
Oh, she looks lovely.
Oh, uhh.. huh huh..
Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob.
Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, why, it's you two.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes!
Oh! No! Ohh, no!
Oh.
Oh. Uh..
Oh. Well, I hope to score big there myself.
Oh..
Ohh!
Ohh! Oh, yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh..
Ohh..
OK, nobody shoot. He could still have the unit on him.
OK, people, next stop: Grand Canyon.
OK.
OK.. uh.. sir,
Old Faithful here is one of the largest.
On behalf of your fellow Americans,
Once more and I'll.. Unh!
One of you is gonna get me the unit. The other gets 60 years in jail.
Ooh, it's incredible.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Or shall Agent Hurly give you another cavity search?
Orders are shoot to kill.
Our selections tonight are chicken piccata or seafood gumbo.
Our souls become one
Our suspects are on a tour bus heading for..
Over 40,000 tons of concrete were used to build the Hoover Dam.
Over rocks, trees and sand
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Cut it out!
Ow! Ow!
Ow.
Ow. Cut it out, butt hole.
Ow. No!
Oww! Aah!
Packed her heart in a travelin' bag
Please follow me.
Probably. I don't know.
Pull your damn pants up, boy!
Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks And Cannibal Girls
Really, man. We gotta start stealin' from rich people.
Really? Cool! Neat!
Really? Did we miss Baywatch?
Really? That's where we're from.
Really? Uh huh huh. Was she naked?
Really? Well, where is she?
Right! That's it, numb nuts!
Roller coaster
Roller coaster
Roller coaster
Roller coaster
Roller coaster
Roller coaster
Roller coaster
Roller coaster, oh, yeah
Say, Chief, isn't that the camper..
Say, that looks kind of like.. naw, it couldn't be.
Sentimental value, you know what I mean?
Settle down and rest
Settle down and rest with me
Settle down, Beavis.
She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me.
She flies so gracefully
She learned her lessons well
She proudly lifts her voice
She says there's tons of sluts in Vegas.
She's in her room in Vegas. I got you one next to hers.
Shoots out over 12,000 gallons of water in a single eruption.
Shut up, Beavis.
Shut up, Beavis. I got an idea. Uh huh huh huh..
Shut up, Butt head.
Shut up! You've been harboring two criminal masterminds.
Sir, are you OK?
Sir, I have to ask you to leave. Now!
Sir, take a look at this.
Sir, the President sounds strange. I don't think it's a drill.
Sirs, you are in Washington.
Smooth little girls fall in love with rough guys
So that's why I'm bussin' it across America.
So, uhh, huh huh..
So, using two innocent teenagers as pawns in your sick game, huh?
Soaring over cliffs
Someone stole our TV.
Somethin' wrong, Officer?
Something about a corn hole..
Something tells me he could be involved.
Step on it! Step on it! Move!
Step out of the vehicle, please.
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
Stop running on
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Take a couple of these. They perk me right up.
Take this scum away.
Take your damn pants with you!
Talk to me, Bork.
Tastes like crap. What else ya got?
Tell us where it is.
Thanks.
That was boring.
That was cool.
That would be cool.
That's amazing.
That's better. Yes?
That's enough. I been plannin' this trip my whole life..
That's not that much.
That's OK. I'd rather not know your names, anyway. Mine's Muddy.
That's right do her.
That's the talk I'd expect from the guy who taught these two.
That's them kids that have been whackin' in my camper.
That's where you belong
That's where you're wrong, boy.
The almighty bunghole.
The Lord works in mysterious ways
The love is so soft it gets hard to enjoy
The love of my life.
The most dangerous guys in America? No, thanks. I make $9 an hour.
The news here is not good.
The orders are dead or alive.
The other guy has it. He's got to be here somewhere.
The pants! He's got the unit!
The question is where are they going?
The road less traveled is ours to explore
The road less traveled is ours to explore
The site for the White House
The unit wasn't finished. It has a flaw the casing.
The White House?
The whole world is trapped up in a maze
The X 5 unit is a new top secret biological weapon.
Then I'll give you the full plunge
Then you know what I'm talking about.
There are no TVs in the dining room.
There are over 200 active geysers in Yellowstone Park.
There is something in this country called due process, mm kay?
There're all these weird shapes..
There's a problem here.
There's a talking snake, and a naked chick,
There's a wonderful and exciting world out there
There's so many slots you won't know where to begin.
These dudes have the same name as us.
They look like a couple of kids, Chief.
They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
They will throw down and blow your ass away
They'll chew you up and spit you out, beyond a doubt
They're like two spider monkeys..
They're not getting away.
They're probably a hundred miles away by now.
They're probably hiding out in the desert.
They're the ones been whackin'.
This could be a really positive experience for you guys.
This country owes you a debt.
This desert is stupid.
This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us.
This here is God's country. Unspoiled and..
This house sucks.
This is cool.
This is cool. Uh huh huh..
This is dumb. Let's go find that chick.
This is gonna be cool.
This is gonna be cool.
This is it, Beavis. We're finally gonna score.
This is Las Vegas?
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
This is the East Room.
This is the greatest country on Earth, and..
This is the Hoover Dam.
This is the State dining room,
This is Travis and Bob. What's your last name, dear?
This is your last chance. Give us the unit now.
This is your last chance. I'll give you three seconds.
This rules.
This says Beavis.
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.
This sucks. Uh huh huh..
This sucks. What are we doing here?
This thing is a veritable Doomsday device.
This thing is stuck.
This way, sirs.
Those rumors are entirely unfounded.
Those rumors are totally unfounded.
Throw your butterscotch body beneath the red light
Till the darkness is gone, love remains strong
Till you come home
Tired? Oh, well, I know all about tired, dear.
To I dunno
To my little nest
To sound the mating call
Tom didn't tell me it was broken. Go on in.
Tool. Uh huh huh huh.
TP for my bunghole?
TV! Yeah.
TV. Yeah.
Two bodies collide
Uh heh heh heh. Oh, yeah.
Uh huh huh huh.
Uh huh huh huh.
Uh huh huh huh.
Uh huh huh huh.
Uh huh huh huh.
Uh huh huh huh. He said.
Uh huh huh huh. That was cool.
Uh huh huh huh. We're in Washington.
Uh huh huh huh..
Uh huh huh huh..
Uh huh huh huh..
Uh huh huh huh..
Uh huh huh huh..
Uh huh huh!
Uh huh huh.
Uh huh huh.
Uh huh huh.
Uh huh huh. Uh huh huh.
Uh huh huh. Uh huh.
Uh huh huh..
Uh huh huh..
Uh huh huh..
Uh huh huh..
Uh huh huh..
Uh huh huh..
Uh huh huh.. Uhh..
Uh huh huh.. Well, where is it?
Uh huh. Check this out.
Uh huh. Uh huh huh.
Uh huh..
Uh huh.. come to Butt head.
Uh huh.. this is gonna be cool.
Uh huh.. yeah.
Uh, bunghole.
Uh, Butt head. Uh huh..
Uh, could you make an announcement that we're ready to score?
Uh, DC, Chief.
Uh, do you think these two sluts still live in Highland?
Uh, does that mean we're gonna get, like, money and stuff?
Uh, here's another true story.
Uh, hey, baby. Uh huh.
Uh, hey, excuse me, boys. What's going on here?
Uh, hey..
Uh, huh, yeah.
Uh, huh.. Hmm.. Huh huh..
Uh, I hate..
Uh, I probably will.
Uh, I'm sorry. How many Hail Marys?
Uh, say, Chief..
Uh, sir, it's attached to the..
Uh, that belongs to the school.
Uh, that belongs to the school.
Uh, that's him! He's their teacher!
Uh, the geyser
Uh, what's going on here?
Uh, what's going on out here?
Uh, yeah, this is Bork.
Uh, yeah. About 2,000 miles that way.
Uh, yeah. Anus.
Uh, yep. It sure is.
Uh, you want us to do a guy? No way.
Uh.. here you go. Uh huh huh huh.
Uh.. huh huh huh, hey, baby..
Uh.. huh huh huh.
Uh.. huh huh huh. I'm ready for love.
Uh.. huh huh huh..
Uh.. oh..
Uh.. OK.
Uh.. the witness?
Uh.. uh..
Uh.. uh.. Damn it, Beavis,
Uh.. yeah, it is.
Uhh, Be a.. Be ave?
Uhh, called Highland.
Uhh, could you, like, do that thing with my belt again?
Uhh, do you know where Washington is?
Uhh, does she have big hooters?
Uhh, Head.
Uhh, huh huh.. we'll do it, sir.
Uhh, no.
Uhh, wait a minute.
Uhh, yeah. My butt and your..
Uhh! Please..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh..
Uhh.. 10, uhh..
Uhh.. butt. Uh huh huh.
Uhh.. check it out, Beavis.
Uhh.. could you, like, not stand there and stuff?
Uhh.. hmm.
Uhh.. huh huh. Whoa. I think I hear a chick.
Uhh.. huh huh..
Uhh.. I don't know.
Uhh.. I need TV.
Uhh.. I'll fix it.
Uhh.. is this the right bus?
Uhh.. no.
Uhh.. probably, like, another five minutes or something.
Uhh.. that's Butt head. Don't you get it, Beavis?
Uhh.. uhh..
Uhh.. uhh.. probably.
Uhh.. where's the toilet?
Uhh.. yeah, we'll do your wife.
Uhh.. yeah, we'll do your wife.
Um, actually, we just want to watch TV.
Um, Buh.. Boo..
Um, can you just take us to Washington?
Um, isn't Seattle in Washington?
Um, no, no. We're in Washington!
Um, OK.
Um, we didn't score yet.
Um, yeah, I just have a question.
Um, yeah.
Um..
Um..
Um.. this sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Unh! Unh! Unh!
Unh.. unh.. damn it.
Until then, keep your pants on.
W w what? Mm mm, heh..
Waah!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Damn it! I need a TV now.
Wait a minute. I ain't the one..
Wait a minute. I don't wanna go to school. We gotta find our TV.
Wait a minute. Me and the missus are on our way to Washington..
Wait a minute. Me and the missus are on our way to Washington..
Wait here a minute.
Wait just a minute, mister.
Wait! Stop!
Walk on Water
Wanna.. you know.. Uh huh huh..
Want some? Uh huh..
Was chosen by President Washington and Pierre L'Enfant.
Washington DC.
Washington may be under attack. Go to DEFCON 4.
Washington? That's where she's gonna meet up with you?
Watch out. She'll do you faster than you do her.
We can buy a new TV.
We can't leave Washington till we find that chick.
We can't leave!
We could close our eyes and pretend he's a chick.. Aah!
We didn't realize you were registered guests.
We got 'em. They're on a bus on Highway 89.
We got a deal?
We got nothing. We can only hold her another couple of hours.
We just cleared all four floors. No sign of him.
We might need that other kid.
We must find this butt hole that took our TV.
We never met that chick! Damn it! We were supposed to get some!
We shared forbidden fruit
We still don't have a TV, Butt head.
We traveled, um, um.. 100 miles 'cause we thought we'd score!
We won't hurt you. We just want the unit.
We'll get 100 bucks for this. Heh heh heh.
We'll get you whatever you want.
We're back together, and you'll never..
We're dealing with two sick individuals.
We're gonna get paid to score.
We're gonna have to take him out. Get ready to fire on my orders.
We're gonna kill them.
We're gonna meet her there and, you know..
We're gonna meet this chick with really big hooters.
We're here to look at the TV.
We're in the Bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes.
We're just gonna use this one. Get outta the way.
We're looking for these fugitives.
We're looking for Washington?
We're missing everything.
We've run a sample through the criminal sperm bank
Weeahh!
Well, all right, then. Let's get down to business.
Well, I'll be a blue nosed gopher.
Well, I'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle.
Well, I'll be danged.
Well, no, I can't say that I've seen them, Officer.
Well, sir, it's not good. Roll the tape.
Well, that ought to hold her.
Well, that's good to know, Officer.
Well, well, look at this.
Well, yes, Father. Please forgive me.
What a dork.
What about the rumors that a biological weapon has been stolen
What are we gonna do, Butt head?
What are you doing, Butt head? Stop it!
What are you talking about?
What are you, cops?
What did he say?
What do you think you're?
What else you got in there? Gimme that thing!
What in the hell is that damn noise?
What in the hell is that?
What in the.. Wait just a minute!
What the hell are you talkin' about?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell's going on?
What the..
What you want? What you want?
What? Take care..
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's your problem, Beavis?
What's your problem, Beavis?
What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours
When we discover that we don't need TV to entertain us.
When you're gone, your body's what I yearn to clutch
When you're..
Where are those guys?
Where did these guys come from?
Where have you been?
Where the hell is he?
Where the hell is he?
Where the most powerful world leaders are entertained.
Where you stole the X 5 unit.
Who had a daughter
Who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
Who..
Whoa, check it out, Beavis. I didn't know Anderson had a camper.
Whoa, really? We should party.
Whoa, this is cool.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Hey, baby.
Whoa. Check it out, Butt head. TV!
Whoa. Hey, Butt head, this chick is pretty cool.
Whoa. Oh.
Whoa. TV.
Whoa. Uh huh huh huh.
Whoa. Uh huh.. cool.
Whoa..
Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
Why don't ya take turns?
Why you damn little four legged..
With me
With me
With me
With me
With them two little bastards.
Would you like to see my bunghole?
Y y yeah. Boi yoi yoi ing.
Y'know what I'm sayin'?
Ya know why?
Yeah, hold on a minute. That must be them now.
Yeah, I'll call you back. Come in!
Yeah, it really sucks. Heh heh heh..
Yeah, Las Vegas.
Yeah, like, a 7 Eleven or something. Heh.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, really. Let's get outta here.
Yeah, really. They need some shows about fire.
Yeah, yeah, heh heh, you know what's really cool?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah! And, um, and boobs.
Yeah, yeah! There you go. Louder! Louder!
Yeah, yeah. Heh heh.. Yeah, I heard it, too.
Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too.
Yeah, yeah. Just the same thing, over and over again.
Yeah, yeah. TV. Heh heh.
Yeah, yeah. We're gonna score now.
Yeah! Harder! Do it again!
Yeah! I don't believe this.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! TP for my bunghole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Enough of this crap.
Yeah. Heh.. heh heh..
Yeah. I scored.
Yeah. I thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff.
Yeah. Maybe it has a TV.
Yeah. Really.
Yeah. Then we're gonna get a big screen TV..
Yeah. They were sluts.
Yeah. This is gonna be cool.
Yeah. This is her.
Yeah. Uh huh huh huh.
Yeah. Water.
Yeah. We're gonna do it, all right.
Yeah. We're gonna score now!
Yeah. We're gonna score.
Yeah. You got a bus leaving today? Where's it going?
Yes, Mr. President.
Yes, the President does plan to speak today
Yi ai ai ai ai ai..
Yoo hoo! Travis and Bob Head!
You boys better show up.
You can never be too careful, Bork.
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You can take it, girl
You cannot run from your own bunghole.
You didn't score. I scored with both of 'em.
You don't have anything on us.
You don't know who you're dealing with!
You dumb ass. Let me try. Uh huh huh.
You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans,
You forget who you're dealing with, honey.
You give me that funny feeling in my stomach
You go first, Beavis.
You gonna charge me?
You got 2 seconds.
You got half the state after you. How do you get away?
You got it
You guys are funny.
You guys know where I can find these guys?
You guys wanna.. score? Oh, ho ho.
You know
You know what sucks? We never scored & we never got any money.
You know, God damn. You know?
You know, heh heh, get down.
You know, honey, even with all we've been through,
You know, I just might need you boys after all.
You know, I'll tell you what. It doesn't get any better than this.
You know, the most important thing you can have on a camper
You led us to one of the sickest criminals in history.
You may say I'm a miracle man..
You Muddy?
You must bow down to the almighty bunghole!
You pulled a job at the Army Research Facility in Hadley, Nevada,
You represent the United States Government.
You run a mom and pop arms smuggling ring.
You scored with two chicks?
You sure these guys can pull this off, Earl?
You sure this is the right place?
You two look kind of familiar.
You two wait right there.
You wait here.
You wanna let me go, or wait till I file a wrongful arrest?
You'll have to wait.
You're dealing with a veteran of two foreign wars.
You're freaking me out! Cut it out!
You're gonna make a whole lot of money,
You're late.
You're so warm to the touch
You're too much of a butt monkey.
You're with me
Your actions will have to remain top secret.
Your butt sucks.
Your flight leaves in an hour. I'll drive you to the airport.
Your love is like
Your love is like
Your love is like
Your love is like
Your love is like
Your love is like
5 minutes? Perfect. Give me 2 tickets.
10 grand? That cheap ass.
Aah! Shut up, dumb ass!
Aah! That was cool.
Aah! Uh.. huh huh huh.
Ahem! Aah!
All right, where's the unit? Uhh..
And firearms! Yeah. Cool, huh?
And we're gonna go.. Da da da..
Bork.. Cavity search?
Buddy, sit down! Shut up, asswipe!
Bunghole! Damn it! Ow! Aah!
Bunghole! Sir?
Bunghole? Bungholio. This is Agent Flemming, ATF.
But they've probably scored! Hey! Sit down!
Butt head, it's that chick. Uh, oh, yeah. Cool.
Can I help you? Uh..
Cool. Heh heh heh.
Cool. Thanks.
Cornholio.. heh, heh. The room was originally..
Deep and hard. Agent Hurly.
Everyone. Go deep on 'em. Agent Hurly.
He had a lot of problems. Yeah, yeah.
Hey! No way, Beavis. I saw her first.
Hm hm, heh heh. Uh huh huh huh.
Hold your fire! What in hell?
I hope it's safe to drive here. Stick to the main roads.
I will show you my bungho o o ole! Two..
It'll work. No way. You go.
It's gonna rule. Oh, that's nice.
Mm mm mm.. Uh.. What?
Mmm bungholio o o o o. He's jerking us off.
Mmm. You got my bad side. Three days ago,
No, it wasn't. Uh.. oh, yeah.
No.. Hmm. Uh huh huh huh..
Ohh. Ohh, yes. Uh huh huh.
Ohh.. Uhh..
Ohh.. Uhh..
Piccata! Titicaca! Does the gumbo have corn?
See that, Bork? I don't get it.
set by the British in 1814.. Fire! Fire!
Shut up, Beavis. Yeah. Ooh. Eeh.
Shut up, dill hole. Mm heh heh. Butt dumpling. Uh huh huh.
Sir, we await your orders. Surrender your TP!
So? Hm hm, heh heh.
Some people are dumb. Yeah, really.
Take him away. Hey! Get your damn hands off me!
The sun sucks. Yeah.
The TV! Mm mm mm.. Uh.. Oh, yeah.
They're here to fix the TV. What? The TV ain't broken.
They're not on the bus. These people know something.
This kicks ass. Yeah.
This kicks ass. Yeah.
Turd burglar. Mm heh heh. Uh, ass goblin. Uh huh huh.
Uh huh huh huh. Heh heh heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh. Hm hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh. Hm hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh. Hm hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh. Hm hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh. Hm hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh. Hm hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh huh.. Hm hm, heh heh heh..
Uh huh huh. Heh heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Heh heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Heh heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Heh heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Heh heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Hm, heh heh.
Uh huh huh. Nuhn.
Uh huh huh.. Hm hm, heh.
Uh huh huh.. Hm, heh heh..
Uh huh huh.. Hm, heh heh..
Uh huh. Hm, heh.
Uh huh. You said.. Now!
Uh, huh.. Uh, huh.. Oh, yeah! Eh, heh..
Uh, now? Yeah.. do it!
Uh, yeah. 'Cause, um..
Uhh, what are you doing, Beavis? Something's wrong with my butt.
Uhh.. Oh, hey, cool.
Uhh.. Oh, no..
Wasn't our fault. Get back here!
What if we never find it? Settle down, Beavis.
What is this? Three!
Where are his pants? Who knows?
Who sent you? Uh, this drunk dude.
Who were the other two clowns? Huh?
Whoa! Yeah!
Wow. Really? 2.074 Megawatts of electricity,
Yes! Yes!
You saw them? Sure.
You were a roadie for Mötley Crüe? Yep. Uh huh huh huh.
'Attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs.'
'Behind me, over 400 vehicles lay wrecked or stuck.'
'Cause the mind flies and sometimes the sex lies
'Flight attendants, prepare for take off.'
'I am Cornholio!
'In other news, G PAC begins at 2 pm tomorrow,
'insert the free end into the coupling.. '
'Look to the front of the cabin for safety instructions.'
'No one knows what caused it.. '
'the world's largest site of petrified wood.'
'To fasten your seat belt,
'Uh huh huh huh.'
'Uh.. attention.
'We are ready to do you now.'
'Welcome to Las Vegas.'
'Welcome to the petrified forest,
'when representatives from around the world.. '
'Yeah! Yeah! '
'You may wonder, '
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