Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016) Comedy Edit

A bruised ego over a lousy parking space?

A drop? What are you talking about?

A footbridge, every day,

A killer dress.

A lot of us work together.

A sculpture.

A urinal!

A urinal!

A urinal.

A urinal.

About to get weird?

Absolutely. You came to the right guys.

Accomplished, and stylish and affectionate with one another.

Actually, it reminds me of when I went kayaking

Actually, you know less than nothing.

Actually...

After a shootout like that, who cleans up all the bullets?

Against the United States of America.

Against the wheel. He's just a real cuddler.

All cash buyers? That's fancy.

All cash buyers.

All clear.

All right, Gaffney. I'll do some digging.

All right, listen, I'm gonna grab the essentials.

All right, not helping.

All right, they're on the move.

All right, we're gonna go on back.

All right? And that's just for simplicity's sake. Okay?

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on. We're doing this. Let's go!

All right. Get it out!

Alone in the house.

Alone, in the middle of the Empty Quarter, all by myself,

Always do.

Always have our jobs.

Always have plan B.

Always.

Americans are really good with car... You strong man!

And an empty spice rack. She wows the neighbors with her appetizers.

And apologized. He said he was fine. And we have

And asked me to feed Smokey.

And betrayed your country and cul de sac,

And by the way,

And do not tell me that he had to poop.

And establish a command center.

And even though you stole from the company

And everybody hides everything and obfuscates.

And get me to open up and tell you secrets.

And get the chips!

And guess what?

And he's dating Sheila Rondowski, I think is her name, on the sly,

And how are you two alive? Your house exploded.

And I did mention that to you before, in Marrakesh.

And I figured I could use a hobby.

And I filed my story, with 15 minutes to spare, thank you very much.

And I have this poster in my office that says,

And I know that they've been denied, every time, for the last five years.

And I lined it up, and smashed.

And I think it's time to get busy sexually.

And I think that the lines between right and wrong become blurry.

And I've seen your requests.

And if I find out they're real, and not from some hobby shop,

And if you get any ticks, put it in the plastic baggie

And it hurts my feelings when you're not supportive.

And it just kind of ruminates in there and gets all the little coal pieces,

And it might be my fault.

And it's a perfectly good name like any other name.

And make a deal with an arms dealer!

And my wonderful wife, Karen, and our two sons, Patrick and Mikey.

And nobody finds out about any of this, okay?

And now I know what Natalie was doing at the café.

And now thanks to you for bringing me in on this deal, Jeff.

And now, it's finally time to plant some roots. Right?

And on us.

And our second.

And she just thinks that once you're married

And slowly makes its way to his midsection.

And take it from me, somebody who has had 16 years

And that parking space thing was bullshit, all right?

And that was some good snake.

And that's why we came!

And that's why you don't sting the...

And then it's gonna be a whole thing.

And then these amazing new neighbors move in

And then you and I, we,

And then you just kinda throw at it.

And then you meet with me before work tomorrow.

And then you'd pick that one. Put Mikey on, put...

And then... This is so much fun!

And Tyler's gonna go to asthma camp this summer.

And was sitting in a café with Natalie smoking hookah later that night.

And we couldn't even last a week in suburbia!

And we'll need some duct tape.

And we'll need some duct tape.

And well, this line is unsecured, so I can't go into details,

And what do I see coming up over the horizon?

And who puts a bug in a glass sculpture?

And why does Jeff have Internet?

And with me feeling so vulnerable, it's only natural

And you brought the lattes. Knew I could count on you.

And you thought I was possessed?

And you're gonna lead us to him.

And your friends here were about to sell him these.

And your parents, they almost caught us in the bushes, and we hid!

And, Karen, I left your card in the foyer,

And, you know, placed microchips in your darkest cavity,

And, you know, you get me drunk on snake wine

Appreciate the effort though.

Are trying to make a friend.

Are we done talking about the Grillbot?

Are we getting written up? 'Cause I emailed him last night

Are we still doing this?

Are you and your wife ready to make the deal?

Are you coming? You're gonna need to cover your hands.

Are you in the CIA?

Are you ready for a level four security clearance?

Are you stealing secrets from MBI?

Artist's loft.

Artist's loft.

As do I, sometimes.

As if perfect bone structure and flawless skin is something I can help!

At a certain point, you have to make more of an effort.

At MBI?

Aw, thank you, baby.

Awesome. Ivan?

Be strong!

Be strong.

Because a house exploded, it could just be a problem with the grid.

Because he gave me a really weird look when I smelled his breath.

Because I think we were in the same focus group.

Because I'm hiding something.

Because if it bites you, that's how far you're gonna get, man.

Because Jeff does unimportant work.

Because Jeff is actually a good listener.

Because otherwise you would make one piece bigger.

Because that's the place where I know everything is always okay.

Because there's shooting...

Because we talked about it at the indoor skydiving place!

Because we're on some kind of crazy list. That's crazy.

Before you freak out, it's just a baby.

Boris, get some ice tongs and a cigarette lighter.

Brake!

Bring the requested item and wait.

Bruce Springstine.

Buddy, I think it's time we get you in a proper suit.

Buddy...

But did you know that every time an employee requests a raise

But do you really think that violence is the solution? There's this exer...

But doesn't that feel good?

But he gets "lost upstairs" looking for a bathroom?

But he's a top notch security man and he happens to like the way

But I can change.

But I mean that in a good way. Here, try it.

But I was able to ride him into civilization.

But I'm in HR.

But it's cool coming out of your mouth.

But it's human nature, I think, to turn around

But it's not like that, I swear!

But let me just say, this stuff is the real shit!

But maybe they have a point. I don't know.

But not for long. Here, please. Thank you.

But now, it's our time. It's our summer. Watch my hand there.

But really, I just feel like I should be focusing on me.

But she was in her underwear and I was in my underwear and...

But talk, communicate with one another, okay?

But that's it? Everything else was a lie?

But that's not what I'm talking about.

But the agency received credible intel

But the exact same camel...

But the indoor skydiving...

But there are four guys in fezzes behind you on the...

But they never change the garage remote.

But this is a national security situation.

But this is our basement. This is not a Abu Ghraib, you know, scenario here.

But this is the suburbs!

But we can't really get into it right now.

But when a girl is as beautiful as you she doesn't have to be good.

But you gotta make sure the grill's off. Sanjay didn't do that.

But, it's good to see you!

But, Natalie,

But, trust me, the world can be a very dark and disturbing place.

But, yeah, they are my drawings.

But...

By the way, how's it going upstairs?

By the way, how's it going upstairs?

Bye, you guys!

Call the cops and tell them what? Our neighbors bugged the house?

Can I have a vegetable spring roll?

Can I pay, please?

Can I say? You don't know the women here.

Can settle this here?

Can you even tell us that?

Can you turn the air conditioner on, please?

Can't say that, either.

Can't tell you.

Careful.

Carl Pronger is dead!

Carlos, take a team out, lock the hallway down.

Caught the next flight to Marrakesh

Change your socks. Okay, guys? Change your socks.

Check for stuff about Sri Lankan orphans.

Christmas and Easter!

Ciao.

Come on in, man. This guy's stiff!

Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, fellas. Let's go. Come on.

Come on, guys. Let's get outta here.

Come on, Jeff. No celebrity is gonna move here.

Come on, Jeff. Stay calm. Just do what we talked about.

Come on, Karen.

Come on, Karen. Just... channel your power.

Come on, Meg. It's just a summer dress.

Come on, sit down, okay? Just let him do his thing.

Come on!

Come on. Are you guys even married?

Come on. It's so easy.

Come on. Show me what you think is sexy.

Communication is a great thing.

Copy, copy. Pulling out. I repeat, pulling out.

Could be used to undermine the entire U.S. missile defense system.

Couldn't miss them.

Cover my hands? With what?

Customer's always right. Except when they're not.

Damn it, Gaffney.

Dan is the one selling secrets from MBI.

Dan, I want you to know...

Dan, is that true?

Dan!

Darling, stop, please! Think about what you're doing.

Dead man? Why would you say...

Decoys have been made. I repeat, decoys have been made.

Denver, 2010.

Dhameer Mustafa?

Did I tell you that I ate at a Indian restaurant the other night?

Did say you were entitled to it. Doesn't mean we can give it to you.

Did that bus driver look sober to you, honey?

Did you think any of this through?

Didn't I tell you?

Do I know you from somewhere?

Do they?

Do you and Jeff have a thing?

Do you copy?

Do you have a Arnold Palmer by chance?

Do you have any idea how much courage that takes? Real courage?

Do you Kegel?

Do you mind if I skip the Craverston grip?

Do you think that promises count, honey,

Do you think we did the right thing by lying to the police?

Do you understand? Do you, Jeff?

Do you wanna get killed out here? Get in the car!

Does anybody ever say to you in confidence

Does it?

Does that mean you guys left the agency?

Don't bring her into this! We said twice a year.

Don't even begin to go there!

Don't let anybody say that to you on a plane. "Hijack."

Don't scream. It's not what you think.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry. We'll take good care of him, man.

Down the Pearl River to Zhongshan.

Down there.

Dupe me

Eggs, potatoes, and bacon. And a side of bacon.

Either you talk...

Empty house, kids are gone.

Enjoying their meal while we're in the middle of a... Like, a thing!

Ever since my wife left me and took everything I had.

Ever since we tried on underwear together...

Everybody on the fourth floor knows.

Ex military.

Ex Mossad?

Excuse me. She has irritable bowel syndrome.

Exposed brick, visible plumbing. And...

Exposed brick, visible plumbing. And...

Faith in the notion of trust, doesn't it?

Fine. I'll keep asking 'til I get something that's not classified.

Finish your thought.

First rule of what we do. Don't get too close to your targets. Remember?

First time in a long time.

Five here? So, what do you think? I think I'm stuck.

For my money, he's the bravest guy in this room.

For Patrick and Mikey. Right, honey?

For the last three months, Dan's been smuggling them out of the building.

Forced to bury our true selves from the Meg Craverstons of the world.

Gaffney, right on time!

Gaffney, this is the big time! I mean, we are going all the way.

Get back, get back, get back!

Get down, get down, get down!

Get down!

Get down! Get down Karen, get off the phone!

Get in the car now and I will explain everything. Mostly.

Get in the car! Now!

Get out of the way.

Get some peppercorns, too!

Get this laundry outta here.

Get your mind out of the gutter! It was a charade!

Get yourself cleaned up. I'll get the check.

Getting wet is better than getting shot!

Give me a second.

Give me this.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Go find the shot!

Go for Jeff.

Go to the V Bar. A table will be reserved for you.

Go, boys! Go, go, go! Shock and awe! Shock and awe!

Go, go, go! Get down, get down, get down!

Go.

God!

God! No, honey, it's just the latte!

God! Okay. Who are the Joneses working for? Are they Russian?

Goddamn it, Jeff!

Goddamn it, Jones. Do you copy?

Goddamn it, we don't have time for this.

Good morning, anyway.

Good!

Good. I was worried it might be something real.

Good. SEAL team's here.

Gosh! It comes with the territory. I'm fine with it. But, yes.

Got it. In and out. Just out of curiosity,

Grab the chips and follow us. Come on, let's go.

Gravitational perturbations? That's a laugh!

Great. I'll make popcorn.

Grillbot is like... It's just a...

Guarantee they're no Dave and Bridget.

Guess who likes being a man bird as much as I do?

Guys, now. It is very dangerous. Now!

Guys, where's Jeff?

Hang on! Get a hold of yourself!

Hating me for the way I look,

Have a nice day.

Have you ever had any need to?

Have you ever seen a couple move into a neighborhood

Have you guys ever been to or heard of Junetoberfest?

Have you told anyone?

He connects with people.

He did not have to go number two.

He likes to hear from me when I'm trying on lingerie.

He never misses a game.

He said, "Please tell Jeff to stop texting me about indoor skydiving."

He works with you, right?

He'll sniff me out in a second. You know what he's capable of.

He's a people person.

He's all yours, gravity.

He's forthright, he's friendly. He's a good neighbor.

He's gonna need some wort chillers, probably need some fizz drops.

He's joking. He's a riot. Hey, Doug.

He's snacking on my hand.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Mr. Rascal Flatts?

Hello.

Here in our world.

Here we go, folks.

Hey, Bernie.

Hey, buddy. Can I use your computer?

Hey, by the way,

Hey, Dan.

Hey, darling.

Hey, do you know what a Grillbot is?

Hey, Ed. Set my friend up here.

Hey, Jeff. Can I use your computer?

Hey, Karen. I was just looking for the bathroom.

Hey, little buddy!

Hey, Meg.

Hey, Sanjay.

Hey, sweetie. How are you?

Hey, Tim. We're in the restaurant right now. Everything's going okay.

Hey! You drop your little ball.

Hey! You wanna give it a try?

Hi, Diane.

Hi, Jack. Good morning.

Hi, Jeff. Dr. Fisher called.

Hi, Karen. How are you? I brought you some flowers.

Hi, there! Nice to see you. Yes, indeed.

Hi, there.

Hi!

His seat belt is jammed! Pull over.

Hiya, Jeff!

Hold a grudge? Anything like that?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, Jeff!

Hold on. We're gonna get the antivenom okay, Jeff? Hold on a second.

Honey, are you ready? What are you doing?

Honey, I can't hear anything.

Honey, no. They don't work.

Honey, sushi.

Honey, that's a wasted question. They can't answer that.

Honey! That is not okay.

Honey! What? No!

Honey.

Honey. We blew their cover again.

How are you?

How can you say that to me? I'm compassionate and sensitive.

How could you not tell me you were feeling this way?

How do you know that?

How does that feel, buddy? How does that feel?

How it makes me feel.

How much they hate the company?

How much time until we have to be at the hotel?

How was that?

How you doing back there, Jeff? We need you, buddy.

How'd you know that Jeff works at MBI?

How's the book?

However, is what you happened to wear at the yard party.

Hug?

Human Resources.

Humor...

I am blown away, you guys. This is un...

I am leaving this message in case anything happens to me.

I asked you about the worst case scenario and you said,

I bet she does.

I bet that's another web of lies!

I can sense the resentment every time I bring up gravitational perturbations.

I can't believe I let Tim diaper me

I can't believe she duped me into this lingerie.

I can't get any purchase on the mouse because I have a sock hand.

I can't tell you how excited we are to be here on Maple Circle.

I close my eyes and picture my cul de sac,

I communicate. That's what I do.

I could actually become a travel writer, for real.

I could crack a walnut down there, if I needed to.

I could tell you some stories to make your skin crawl.

I did it! I felt it!

I did not lie to you. Now, I may have left out a few key details...

I did not tell you to go on Jeff's computer

I didn't know about the feelings.

I didn't know we were giving gifts.

I didn't know what to do.

I didn't mean it. I just had to get the knife to her somehow!

I didn't realize you'd be living in it.

I didn't think it...

I didn't want you guys to call me "The Boss."

I do. The secret is an extra layer. An eight layer dip.

I do. You know I do. I mean...

I don't have a man crush! I don't have a man crush.

I don't know if I can walk in these.

I don't know why we're in the closet.

I don't know.

I don't know. Anywhere. Just pack!

I don't know. It doesn't matter. Come on.

I don't think he can help it. It's just what he does.

I don't throw your man crush in your face.

I don't wanna talk about that right now.

I DVR ed the Good Wife.

I feel like I should give you guys a gift.

I feel really bad for...

I forgot to give it back when Bridget and Dave went to Myrtle Beach

I found your love of home brewing contagious.

I got a lot of friends, Jeff.

I got four kids under 13 in braces.

I got it from upstairs. From our kitchen.

I got it! I got it! Now what?

I got you, okay?

I gotta say, Gaffney, you and your wife were right.

I gotta tell you. Spice and I don't sit very well together.

I had it once in my life, when I was a boy.

I had to cross the...

I happen to like my glass sculptures and I like to share them with people.

I have a couple of questions. And...

I haven't even met them in person. It's crazy.

I heard that.

I hope it's not some kind of meth lab situation.

I hope this is not going to be a problem.

I hope you don't mind.

I just followed Natalie to the mall and I have two words for you.

I just wanted to be your friend.

I knew I felt your presence, man!

I know but you said there are four guys in fezzes behind me.

I know I'm not the best listener,

I know it seemed a lot higher.

I know that you miss Mikey and Patrick, but parents weekend is not for two weeks.

I know what you're doing, Tim.

I know you guys are undercover and this whole thing is a setup, but...

I know, but it was just the jalapeeno. That's my point.

I know, but we might need...

I know! I feel like I've been putting on a little too much.

I know. Maybe it's a celebrity, you know?

I like to share it with people I like.

I love blogs.

I made it myself.

I make my own home brew, which is my passion.

I may have mentioned certain misgivings, in confidence.

I may not need to moisturize, but I still have feelings.

I mean, 'cause I think when you told me that you hated your job,

I mean, I sent the kids away to camp, I'm redesigning bathrooms.

I mean, it's called being undercover.

I mean, should I take a bikini, in case it's gonna get hot?

I mean, there are kids here.

I mean, they're so overly

I mean, they're supposed to be here in 45 minutes.

I mean, we got Junetoberfest to look forward to.

I mean, you and I live in a world where everybody lies.

I mean, you had no problem wearing a burqa in Kabul.

I mentioned velocity vectors one time...

I miss Mikey's little feet and his socks.

I need to check my fantasy baseball roster.

I need to reorder my anti depressants.

I need to write these names down.

I needed a cover name.

I never wanted anyone to get hurt, Jeff, I swear.

I once knew an Indian who drank so much tea, he died in his "tea pee."

I picked it up off a dead guy.

I read people for a living. That's what I do.

I realized something.

I really do. Take me.

I said get in the car.

I see how it works.

I seriously doubt it.

I sold it.

I still have those indoor skydiving lessons if you wanna join me.

I talk to people, I go places. And when I find a place that I like,

I tell him what I'm putting on, how it looks.

I tell ya... Listen. It is impressive how people open up to you.

I think Meg has changed up her medication, honey.

I think that means he put 'em in a balloon and stuck 'em up his butt.

I think that's why you might be one of the loneliest guys I've ever met.

I think the Joneses are going to be just fine.

I think they're having sex.

I think things are finally starting to break my way again!

I think this time we kind of deserve the truth.

I think you're just sublimating your anxiety about the kids.

I thought Chili's was supposed to be fancy.

I want you to forget everything you heard about functional breast support.

I wanted you to call me, "Boss."

I was at the end of my rope.

I was at the mall. I was shopping. I wonder if they have this in yellow.

I was just leaving Tim a voice mail.

I was just listening to some Rascal Flatts.

I was making a head start!

I was the one who noticed when the McNultys

I was... You said it to me. I was... What did you mean when you said it?

I wasn't following. What? No! No!

I won't tell anybody.

I work in Human Resources or "HR," as some people call it.

I wrote an article about this Hungarian glass blowing master, Yorgi.

I wrote an article about this Hungarian glass blowing master, Yorgi.

I... No, I think you have me confused with somebody else.

I'd been there for three years! They still had me in Lot D!

I'd love a stress ball.

I'd probably just get in trouble from corporate.

I'll even show you the famous Craverston grip, okay?

I'll kill you!

I'll... I can look that up online.

I'm a little troubled by it!

I'm afraid of snakes. I'll eat 'em. But, I'm so sorry.

I'm confused. I...

I'm crying.

I'm doing a little piece on, sort of, hidden gems around the city.

I'm embarrassed though.

I'm following Natalie Jones who I have good reason to believe...

I'm getting on top.

I'm getting wet! I'm getting wet!

I'm getting wet! I'm getting wet!

I'm glad everybody's just

I'm going to put the wine glasses in the dishwasher.

I'm gonna answer this and you're gonna talk to him.

I'm gonna get these onions here.

I'm gonna go.

I'm just saying, the place is called Chili's.

I'm just saying.

I'm meeting with Carl Pronger in Security

I'm not being judgmental, I promise you,

I'm not gonna slow down. They're trying to kill us!

I'm not Greek. I'm Israeli.

I'm not into this right now, sweetheart.

I'm not really into this.

I'm picking up a slight accent. Is that Pittsburgh, maybe?

I'm picking up a slight accent. Is that Pittsburgh, maybe?

I'm ready.

I'm so proud of you guys.

I'm so sorry about that, Tim.

I'm so tired. But I pick up on things.

I'm sorry, but who wears that to a barbecue?

I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you.

I'm sorry. You talking to her?

I'm sure you could tell me some stories.

I'm taking this Red Bull.

I'm thinking more of like the... Like, like... More expensive.

I'm Tim. This is my wife, Natalie.

I'm tired of your silver tongued lies, Jones!

I've been hit!

I've been hit! I've been hit!

I've been living a lie, also.

I've never been on the run before.

If I find pictures of her ass on his phone, BJ night is canceled.

If kids have crooked teeth, we can't have crooked teeth in this society.

If they're shooting at us, I get to drive.

If you think you're gonna handle this yourself...

If you're not gonna eat this, I'm gonna eat this.

In Chinese, for example.

In fact, I'm doing some right now.

In my yard and I was just... I mean, his dogs keep

In the wrong hands, the information on those chips

Instead of glass blowing?

Interesting.

Interesting.

Is he voided the warranty on the Grillbot and the grill.

Is it because we're two women trying on lingerie together?

Is that an Uber?

Is that bad? That sounds bad. What is that? Is that like...

Is that fine with you?

Is that him in the bathrobe hanging laundry?

Is that what caused you to go into a life of crime?

Is that what makes me happy?

Is that what makes me, Karen Gaffney, complete?

Is there ever a situation where somebody seems

Is this the line to the little boys' room?

Is this the lingerie you were wearing the other day?

Is this your phone? Is this the Scorpion calling?

Isn't this a blast?

It burns! It burns!

It comes through the HR department?

It is what you think. But it's not for the reasons you think.

It looks great! I'm sure he... I'm sure he's happy to know that.

It often is.

It really is.

It sounds like they complain a lot, but...

It tastes like Mikey's sock.

It was a drop!

It was about getting you drunk and betraying your co workers.

It was just the circuit breaker.

It was the conversation piece.

It's a cheat day for me, so I went a little crazy with room service.

It's a cool hobby, but it's probably not as manly as you'd like.

It's a hobby I picked up in Hungary.

It's a joke. I'd never spy on anyone.

It's a joke. It's a yeast infection joke.

It's a legitimate thing. It's actually appropriate

It's a very short, very chic, extremely flattering summer dress.

It's all good. We're neighbors now.

It's almost like our wedding night.

It's an international arms dealer who calls himself The Scorpion.

It's because they haven't had to mute their passions the way we have

It's called adult acne. Thank you very mu...

It's camp.

It's completely undetectable.

It's fascinating. In other cultures, they don't have anything like this.

It's getting late. Thank you so much for everything.

It's gonna be okay.

It's good to get out of the cul de sac every now and again.

It's good to get out of the cul de sac every now and again.

It's gotta be here somewhere.

It's hard to even know what those words mean, isn't it, Dan?

It's hard. Don't you get it? Women here are vicious.

It's hot!

It's just a... What it is, is a robot that cleans your barbecue grill.

It's just beautiful. A lot of places,

It's just gushing a bit.

It's like a Roomba for your grill.

It's my job to find places like this.

It's not as hard as it seems.

It's not our real name.

It's okay, everybody. It's okay.

It's okay. It doesn't matter.

It's our annual summer get together.

It's our only chance.

It's part of the... I thought it was just gonna be us.

It's probably classified. That's why they can't tell us.

It's probably closer to 50 paces,

It's probably just a fuse.

It's quiet over there.

It's raining men!

It's so hot in here.

It's the maid's day off.

It's this little robot that cleans your barbecue...

It's this thing. Jeff was telling me about it the other day.

It's too quiet.

It's traditional Gaffney foreplay. Let me just do it.

Ivan?

Jeff about my new idea for the guest bathroom?

Jeff doesn't live in that world. He's an honest person.

Jeff had mentioned something about urinals.

Jeff is big on communication.

Jeff lets me use his computer because security prohibits Internet upstairs.

Jeff must've mentioned it. Right, Jeff?

Jeff, do me a big favor? Will you just...

Jeff, don't take the ginger snaps!

Jeff, good morning.

Jeff, I don't need to do any deep breathing exercises! I'm centered!

Jeff, I don't want you to turn around right now,

Jeff, I just said don't turn around.

Jeff, I just specifically asked you not to turn around.

Jeff, please, would you just get in the car?

Jeff, stop her please! She's a psychopath!

Jeff, things aren't always what they seem.

Jeff, this is Ricky. He owns the place.

Jeff, wake up.

Jeff, you're being so serious!

Jeff!

Jeff! Jeff, you've gotta...

Jeff? Jeff!

Jeff.

Jeff. Jeff are you okay?

Jeff...

Jesus Christ! What is this? Amateur night?

Jesus, Jeff! Everybody down, right now.

Jesus, Jeff! Ricky!

Jesus, Jeff. You know I can't talk about what we do upstairs.

Jesus, you do this for fun?

Jesus!

Jesus. Jeff. Jeff, please, do something!

Jones, do you copy?

Just don't change too much, okay?

Just hear me out, all right?

Just out of curiosity, is there a dress code?

Just put it in here and show me.

Just put it in here and show me.

Just put it right there and use it as a conversation piece.

Just remember to leave the cul de sac, every now and again.

Just split the cookie! Just split the cookie!

Just stick to your routine.

Just text me. Or I'll text you.

Kar... Karen, look.

Karen, come on, let's go.

Karen, I'm actually, lunching with Tim right now.

Karen, let me tell you something I learned years ago.

Karen, stop!

Karen, the meek?

Karen, they told you, they wanna settle down.

Karen, this is ridiculous!

Karen!

Karen!

Karen!

Karen!

Karen! Don't! What are you doing?

Karen! Karen, Karen, Karen!

Karen! There are windows everywhere. Get down! Get down!

Keep it. Keep it. It's a...

Kegel?

Kind of see what I'm dealing with.

Kinko's was bananas.

Lay the plastic sheeting out. I don't wanna lose the security deposit.

Let me ask you this.

Let me just clear this stuff away.

Let me make it up to you

Let us get on with our stupid little lives!

Let's be real with one another, okay?

Let's go ahead and get loosened up.

Let's go back. Jeff, Jeff!

Let's run for Carl's house.

Let's see what you decided on.

Like the HR department, this basement is a place of non judgment, okay?

Like they came into a lot of money,

Like this?

Listen! Because our neighbors bugged us!

Little drunk.

Little weird for someone with a cooking blog?

Look at all these little ethnic condiments.