Kourtney Kardashian Soundboard Edit

And you have this this narrative in your mind. No, no, no. I will literally you up if you mention it again. Literally shut the up and don't laugh like that. You look like a freak. OK, but honestly,...

Being ridiculous. You're scared. I'm done. I'm shivering. Goodnight.

But I think if she was going to do it for publicity, she picks someone that people knew.

Did my butt get smaller?

Don't talk to me ever when I'm with my kids. What do you think about all this paparazzi?

Gorgeous shines like the top of the Chrysler Building.

I don't hate you because of my therapist. You hate me because of what? Then? I don't hate you and my therapist. Just said this will start to happen. People that you're close to, you'll probably lik...

I pretty much started this entire family. No one would be anywhere or anything without me.

In one ear, out the other #not listening #not paying attention #zoning out #ignoring

Numb Face #kourtney k #kourtney kardashian #whole face numbed #after dentist #keeping up with the kardashians #kuwtk

Oh snap! This is getting interesting #kardashian #kourt #kourtney karadashian #drama #me #one life to live #kuwtk

Out. That is so embarrassing for your life and your soul.

She just told me that she picked it out. I thought Kylie picked it out. Now I was like, is it even cool?

This feels really rushed, but I guess I'm about to get married.

This is just such a joke. Like none of this is helpful. I'm getting a headache.

We're born, bitch.

What are you going to do with this? Break you up.

You are my sister. Oh my God, we are sisters. And then I'm 1%. Thank God if you weren't Middle Eastern at all, we would make trouble.

You never asked as a favor. Never once. So if you presented it as a favor and said, do you want to do me a favor and will you guys please do this for me? Did she ask like that? You didn't. We were ...