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Optimus Prime towers over characters in a cityscape, showcasing epic moments from "Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon is a sci-fi action film released in 2011. Directed by Michael Bay, it is the third installment in the Transformers franchise. The movie stars Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, alongside Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, and Tyrese Gibson. The story follows the Autobots' battle against the Decepticons, as they uncover a hidden Cybertronian spacecraft on the moon. With stunning visual effects and intense action sequences, this film takes viewers on an epic adventure. If you're a fan of Transformers, you can enjoy and download the sounds from this thrilling movie right here!

A desperate mission.
A double tap to the cerebellum.
A hope that vanished.
A little formality called paperwork kind of separates us from the animals.
A little Mexican standoff we got here.
A lot!
A lover boy toy.
A man I can trust.
A means of an instant strike! That's its military function, isn't it?
A total of 35 people knew the real plan at NASA.
A work perk.
About this mystery raid in the Middle East.
About to bring some hurt now.
About what happened that night in Quantico,
According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde?
Activating the bridge.
Agent Seymour Simmons, Sector Eight, formerly Seven.
Agent Simmons. Former Agent Simmons.
All engines running.
All hail Megatron.
All I'm saying is, do you love this girl?
All right, back to NEST!
All right, demo team, let's crank steel.
All right, dock up!
All right, focus, focus, focus.
All right, guys.
All right, guys. This is how you do a Decepticon head kill shot.
All right, hustle up! We're launching at dawn.
All right, let's go! Get ready, get ready.
All right, tonight, I'll give you a job.
All right, you're gonna need your 40 Mike Mikes and frags. Go full auto.
All right, your target is up on top of that building, that cupola.
All right!
All right? We're an advanced, genius alien race just looking for a home.
All the people on this Earth are truly one.
Allow me to please introduce to you
Always left out.
Always the bravest of us!
America first to send man to the moon.
And all the while
And bring Cybertron into our atmosphere.
And guess what? I'm not your boy toy any more.
And he has the pillars to his space bridge.
And here, they call us machines.
And I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me.
And I have this Witwicky who keeps calling me.
And I'd just kind of like a job where I matter again.
And if you think deporting nine Autobots is gonna solve a damn thing...
And infantry is staging at the perimeter
And it taps your nervous system.
And it's across the river. Gonna have a hell of a time trying to sneak up.
And it's been under NASA 's care and study ever since.
And my toe rings?
And once they're done,
And one more down there.
And she comes from a military family. I can vouch for her.
And Special Forces,
And still be groveling for a job?
And still you choose humanity.
And that's all been expunged. Obama gave me a medal, actually.
And the Autobots are upstairs, surrounded.
And the moon program was shut down.
And then it hit me. No, Sam wants to be in danger.
And they've been our clients ever since.
And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made.
And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made.
And two of their cosmonauts went into hiding in America.
And we needed them to believe we had gone.
And we'll get high enough to make the rocket shot
And we'll let you escape with your dignity.
And we're gonna get a trophy for that stand right there.
And we're not your toys!
And what news from your little assassin?
And when the President wants to know
And yet, their leader won't be you!
And you knew that Sentinel was the key.
And you must pray it's in time.
And you will ask one question.
And you're fixing my car. You don't think so?
And you're gonna wave at him while he's judging me?
And you're thinking about your family. And it's not that situation.
And, as I recall, that wasn't even the highlight of your day.
And, for the time being, we're gonna send you home with Autobot protection.
Angel.
Anything at all about the enemy's intentions,
Apollo 11 ? This is Houston, overt
Apollo.
Apollo. Moon. Aliens. Cover up.
Approximately 200 Decepticons are now in hiding.
Are we keeping you from something? Like, say, your job?
Are we really going out there, Epps?
Are you all right?
Are you coming with me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you okay?
Are you up in my shit? Who are you working for?
Are you...
Around the ship. Hundreds of them.
As a group of extraterrestrial mercenaries.
As a taxpayer, I'd like to lodge a complaint, as a matter of fact.
As far away as South America and China.
As someone close to the Autobots.
As the afternoon falls,
At least. Ukraine was the most fertile land.
At one of our decommissioned facilities, a discovery was made,
Autobot victory! Autobot victory!
Autobots have no way of leaving this planet.
Autobots have taken the bait!
Babe, it's hard for everybody to get a job.
Baryshnikov.
Be gone, insect operative. Your work is done.
Because of what you have done...
Because only Optimus could revive him.
Because shit's going down, son! It is Code Pink, as in Floyd!
Because these two,
Because you're the one human he trusts,
Bee, fire!
Bee, I need to know why they're killing humans.
Bee, I think they're going to kill us.
Bee, you got to get Sentinel out of here! You got to guard him!
Bee, you take the freight elevator. I'll see you up there.
Bee, you've got to move faster! Faster, Bee! Go!
Bee, you've got to slow it clown. You got to slow way down, okay?
Bee!
Bee!
Before Carly came to help run the collection,
Before fate waylaid us both.
Before the Decepticons learn of its location.
Before this decade is out
Believed they had it mastered, and tried to harness it at Chernobyl.
Below us. It's coming fast.
Besides,
Besides, it's not like I personally participated.
Between the Autobots, who fought for freedom
Bill. Big fan. Great to be here.
Bingo. I got a match.
Box up his personals. Get his name off his parking space.
Box up his personals. Get his name off his parking space.
Breaking right.
Bring it up!
British Embassy, you're up next.
Bruce, you found your guy.
Building dead ahead!
But I don't think it's the whole bunny that's lucky.
But I have done shit that matters
But I promise you, I can handle this.
But in 1963, Luna 4 sees...
But in the war's final days,
But looking out the window is not going to bring him back.
But never in yourselves.
But not for me. I'm in. Bridge down.
But now, the restorations are back on track.
But polls show half the world would feel safer
But the day will never come that we forsake this planet
But then came the war
But USSR first to send camera.
But we do have a couple of mini drones we're gonna try.
But we have the space bridge.
But why would Decepticons want to kill humans?
But you could never make the hard decisions!
But you're not a soldier.
But your father and I were not always this perfectly happy.
But your leaders have spoken.
But, son, this is the job that's standing in your way.
Buy my book! Buy my book, before it's too late, people!
Can my child smoke in here?
Can we try to redirect them toward Trump Tower?
Can you believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.
Can you let my hand go?
Can you rotate or something?
Can you? You can promise it?
Can you? You can promise it?
Can... Can you rotate? Can you do something?
Can't you see I'm busy?
Capcom, flight.
Carly!
Carly!
Carly!
Certainly not you, sir.
Certainly.
Charge the pillar!
Check the nitrogen levels. We're booking out of here.
Check your six! Check your six!
Chicago has suffered a massive attack.
Chicago is ground zero, do you understand?
Class dismissed.
Come back when you learn some manners!
Come here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on! Run!
Come on, get up.
Come on, let's go. All right, notify the 101st Airborne!
Come on, let's go. All right, notify the 101st Airborne!
Come on, let's go. You've done what you came for.
Come on, people. Yes, a workmate died,
Come on, they paid for your college. The President gave you a hero medal.
Come on, throw down.
Come on, we'll give you a ride!
Come on, work! Work!
Come on! Let's go!
Come on! You want some of me?
Come on.
Come on. What're they going to do, tow it?
Come to Daddy.
Coming around.
Coming around.
Commence transport!
Consider it done!
Contact light.
Contact, contact!
Contact!
Control your boy, please. Control your boy.
Cover fire!
Cut, cut, cut!
Cybertron is now but a barren wasteland.
Cybertron, you are saved, at last.
Damn it.
Dark Side! Why do you think no one's been up there since 1972?
Dark side... Dark side of the moon.
Days when our allies turn against us.
Decepticon punk!
Decepticon ships, fire at Optimus!
Decepticons around the world,
Decepticons will never leave your planet alone.
Decepticons, defend the pillar!
Decepticons, trigger the pillar!
Designed by a Frenchman.
Did he?
Did research. Looking real good, too.
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Die!
Dino, I got him!
Dino, report to Bay 23.
Director Mearing, come on.
Director Mearing, this is Sam Witwicky...
Director!
Disgusting!
Do I look like a ma'am?
Do not hit my car! It's a collector's item!
Do not let the demons win.
Do not relapse. I won't.
Do not tempt my addiction. I have gone through withdrawal, kid.
Do you have any idea how many Ivy League Phi Beta Kappas
Do you know why we've not been back to the moon since 1972?
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?
Doesn't mean I'm always right.
Don't be greedy, my fragile ones.
Don't call me ma'am. I'm not a ma'am.
Don't fire till I tell you!
Don't jinx me. You want to survive, you listen to me.
Don't move.
Don't take the risk. I'm rich, why should I?
Don't touch me.
Don't. I'm gonna hit you.
Down a half
Downsized, Bill.
Driller bot is thirsty.
Drop them.
Dutch, give me something tough.
Dutch, stop!
Dutch, you suck.
Dutch!
Dutch! Back in the cage.
Dylan Gould.
Dylan!
E TA: 20 minutes.
Eagle, we're getting a signal interference. Do you copy?
Easy! Easy! You're not gonna get it started that way.
Energon detectors guard its cities now.
Energon detectors have been triggered
Energon readings detected on the D. C. parkway.
Energon readings, sir. It's strong.
Epps, I've been looking for your ass. How you doing?
Epps! We got Epps!
Everybody, stay calm. You're gonna be fine.
Everything humans know of our planet we were told had all been shared.
Everything's dead in here, Houston.
Excellent strategy.
Excuse me, excuse me, it just doesn't make sense!
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Excuse me! Colonel Lennox?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Can you knock, please? This is our bedroom.
Feel like I can see the end.
Fight us now.
First wave inbound.
Five times today.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Follow me.
For Cybertron! For our home!
For every American, this has to be the proudest day of our lives.
For man's first arrival.
For me, it's only a matter of time.
For one priceless moment
For our brothers, let's make this trip worth it.
For such peace to exist,
For the sake of our planet's survival, a deal had to be made
For today, in the name of freedom,
Forgive me.
Form a perimeter! Let's go, let's go!
Former special agent, Seymour Simmons.
Forty feet, down two and a half Picking up some dust.
Four Autobots are captured.
Four; three, two,
From a fellow space traveler, it's a true honor.
From American shores.
From here,
From the Apollo 11.
From the bathroom stall. You took your package out.
From the Oval Room at the White House.
From the red floor
From the Saturn V out there, 250,000 miles away,
Fucking awesome.
Future tech. Assassinations. That kind of stuff.
Gear up! We have 60 minutes on the ground.
General Morshower,
Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.
Get Bobby in here.
Get down here, Sentinel!
Get in the car, please.
Get me out of here!
Get me SecDef on the phone right away.
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me.
Get off my desk, please.
Get out of here! Go back!
Get out of the house!
Get out, get out!
Get the dogs outta here now! Get them in the back!
Get the heavy weapon!
Get them out of here! We don't need them here!
Get them out, get them out, get them out!
Get topside now! Move, move, move!
Giddyup, little doggie!
Give me a GPS on the building and on that drone! Let's go!
Give me my jacket!
Go ahead, Mn President.
Go ahead, take me in! I want to go in! Let's go in.
Go for the stairs!
Go, go! Move your ass! Move, move!
Go, go.
Go!
Go!
Go! You guys, follow that ground team! Go!
Going to a gig on the hunt for two Russian cosmonauts.
Gonna be 10,000 pounds of torque on that itsy bitsy bolt, not 19!
Good bye, my old friend.
Good bye.
Good job, Dutch.
Good job, kid!
Good night, Mr. Dylan.
Good, you're here!
Got a 10 man SEAL unit, sir, tasked with vectoring Tomahawks.
Got aliens blasting at me, running around, chasing me!
Got it.
Got myself a Mr. Sam Witwicky, recent college graduate.
Got you!
Graduated this year. Majored in geopolitics. Minor in tech studies.
Grapple gloves, for climbing.
Guess I won.
Guys on the tarmac, five minutes.
Guys, look!
Hang on. Dutch, see if you can hack into the bridge.
Hard left! Hard left!
Has a nasty little bite, doesn't it? It's very high tech.
Has seen much change.
Have a drink.
Have you come to surrender?
He gave me one.
He holds the only thing in the universe that can repower a Transformer's spark.
He is my greatest triumph.
He is the author of the bestselling book, Code Name Hero.
He locked himself away to guard the pillars.
He moved heaven and earth to find me.
He triggers that, it starts the whole thing.
He was commander of the Autobots before me.
He was involved in NASA's lunar mapping probe.
He was meant to rendezvous with me here on Earth
He's a hero.
He's a millennial.
He's gonna spank me. You know, it's go time for me.
He's in a bad mood. He's not talking to anybody today.
He's in the bamboo. He's on the balustrade.
He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.
He's on our ass! Watch out, watch out!
He's pissed.
He's the head of their human operations and he has Carly hostage.
He's the one thing they still need.
Hello, Mom.
Hello, Neil and Buzz. I'm talking to you by telephone
Help!
Hemorrhoids!
Here we are.
Here we go! Here we go!
Here we go. Here we go. You see that?
Here's the thing, Colonel Lennox.
Here's your foot.
Here's your foot.
Hey, I have an idea. How about we get back to the important topics,
Hey, think we could use that rocket to shoot down the pillar?
Hey, we can all help. Want to tell you what I know?
Hey, when did we get a new copier?
Hey, you've got to guard him, 'cause he's the key to the whole thing.
Hey.
Hey. A pleasure to meet you.
Hi, angel.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm here to see Carly Spencer.
Honey, do you want some gum?
Hot from our little campfire.
Houston,
Houston, you're a go for landing. Over.
How it pains me to see you so wounded, so weak.
How long do we have?
How many rocks up there in the universe offer six billion workers?
How that's gonna intersect and co exist.
How's your car now?
Hurry! They're triggering the pillars!
I ain't signed up for all this!
I always get what I want, Sam. We just needed to be sure.
I am a liaison. I liaise.
I am no longer your teacher, Optimus. You are mine.
I am Voshkod, General Counsel with Ukrainian Department of Energy.
I am.
I believe it. I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way.
I believe that this nation should commit itself
I bring you Cybertron, your home,
I called you because the Decepticons are back.
I can put a blind spot in the program as a bonus.
I can't go to the government, but you can!
I can't hold them! The ships have us pinned!
I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me,
I can't really tell you definitively. These Autobots are like teenage kids.
I can't see! I can't see!
I can't tell you how or when or why,
I can't.
I could tell you about the solar system, all the fun planets to hang out in.
I designed, and I alone, can control it.
I did everything you want!
I do hope you have answers for him. I've never seen him so upset.
I do remember, but these are my friends.
I don't care about your exotic milk. I care about respect!
I don't care who you are.
I don't even care if the building collapses.
I don't have time. You see, my parents are gonna be here in a week
I don't know him! I would never say anything!
I don't know what to tell you, Sam.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know. My 500 page employee conduct manual
I don't need any more didactic lectures from Chuck.
I don't suck.
I don't think this is about the Decepticons
I don't think we're in the right place.
I don't...
I feel safer when I sleep with a hand grenade.
I found that paper I was telling you about.
I give you one thing to do,
I go back to work? I make copies? I mean...
I got another one. We got to go.
I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.
I got my big boy pants on. You see them?
I gotta be going on.
I guess they didn't tell you about this part, did they?
I guess they'll still need a human leader.
I had a meeting downtown. Was it okay for me to stop by?
I have called the police!
I have deigned to work with you
I have job interviews.
I have underestimated you at every turn.
I hear it won't be livable again for another 20,000 years?
I hear you. I get it. Where are you taking my bunny? Stop!
I hereby discharge you from duty.
I hope you feel bad. You should feel bad.
I just can't tell you how proud we all are of you.
I just love it when your little insect feet try to run!
I just need to speak to my girlfriend alone.
I just saved a whole other world.
I know his name, Colonel. I wanna know who gave him clearance?
I know this is strategy, I know you're coming back
I know you're speaking English, it's just a very strange English.
I know you're worried. I know you're worried.
I know your black ops stuff is important to you.
I know, but my superiors need me to...
I know. isn't it beautiful in here? And he's the coolest guy. Ever.
I love this car.
I love you.
I love your little tie. Hey, where's my girl?
I mean, I do. I believe you.
I mean, I should be working with the Autobots, otherwise it's not fair.
I mean, they were very kind to me, found me in a jiffy.
I missed you guys so much.
I moved on to something better. That's it. I'm a happier person.
I need some lunch time filing done, stat.
I need to know how you're gonna fight back.
I need you to stay composed. It's real life. I'll explain it to you later.
I need your help to track a phone call. There's a man on this phone.
I only ask 'cause I also have a medal, from the President.
I promise.
I promise.
I really think we should talk, 'cause some of the stuff...
I remember a talk I had with my dad once about tough choices.
I retired from the Air Force.
I said, It's easy to manage a country.
I say we call in the expert.
I started up the venture side after he passed. Invest in the future.
I still got my NEST friends out there.
I think for life, you should wear real pants.
I think I know where to look!
I thought their war was with the Autobots.
I thought you were working for us, boy?
I told them whom to trust. I was so wrong.
I understand. No prisoners, only trophies.
I used to hate them. Now, it's...
I wanna talk to whoever's in charge here!
I want to know why, and I need your help.
I want you to come and laugh at my bad jokes.
I want you to get out of the city. You get as far away from here as you can.
I want you to live it, love it and name it.
I want you to sit down. Don't move.
I was working. I'm sorry about this.
I watched it escape Cybertron myself.
I will never work for you!
I will overlook your condescending tone
I will retrigger that pillar!
I wouldn't do that.
I'd follow you anywhere.
I'd love to go. How'd you get over here?
I'll cut your heart out.
I'll do whatever you want me to do.
I'll kill you. You have my word.
I'll round them up, we'll find your girlfriend,
I'll take my orders from the Autobots. I know them. I don't know you.
I'm a killer. A stone cold killer.
I'm a really big fan of intelligent answers.
I'm at the foot of the ladder.
I'm coming for you!
I'm downstairs.
I'm dropping you on the fire escape!
I'm going to hold you to that.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna hit you right back, son.
I'm gonna kick you!
I'm gonna kill...
I'm hacking into the phone's camera now.
I'm having a heart attack anyway.
I'm his girlfriend. A pleasure to meet you. Sam was right.
I'm in the traffic cameras.
I'm just saying. It's always good to have a medal guy
I'm just trying to help out.
I'm just trying to help, you know. Just doing my job.
I'm Mr. Whitley.
I'm not going in there.
I'm not letting you go out there without my urban combat prototypes.
I'm not letting you go out there without my urban combat prototypes.
I'm not ready for this.
I'm not sure, ma'am.
I'm not trying to diminish it or guilt trip you or anything,
I'm on the board for Accuretta Systems, and I put in a call for you.
I'm reporting a Decepticon. The Decepticons are back.
I'm so sick of this. I'm just sick of waiting.
I'm so sorry. That is the old me.
I'm sorry, babe. They were very rude, all right?
I'm sorry, but it's over.
I'm spearheading the press. You clean up.
I'm still stewing about that binder incident, Jerry.
I'm stuck!
I'm sweating because I'm nervous.
I'm the number he dials.
I'm ticklish!
I'm Wang. Deep Wang. Deep Wang.
I'm willing to die for my country. Are you?
I've been there.
I've got my whole team deployed looking for them. Ironhide!
I've had my eye on you for years, Sam.
I've seen these. These aren't rocks, these are pillars.
I've wondered what might have been
If Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.
If my dad gets here and I don't have a job,
If there is any more you know,
If we just do what they want, how are we gonna live with ourselves?
If we just do what they want, how are we gonna live with ourselves?
If you breathe a word of what you see in here, you will do time for treason.
If you ever say a word to anyone
If you had fought the final battle, instead of me.
If you heed the gravity of mine.
If you wanna be a part of history.
Ignition sequence start.
In 1959, our Luna 3
In a world I do not know,
In any minute now,
In any war
In just a few hours, they're gonna launch them into orbit
In private, there were some energy experiments.
In terms of, let's say, undiscovered criminal conduct,
In the car. Thank you, Duchess.
In the office, with a medal.
In the time it takes you to blink, they'll do it to her and they'll do it to me.
In the whole history of man
In the words of the House Majority Leader;
In the years since our arrival, our new home, Earth,
In this office, we're mostly Republicans, so...
Incoming!
India.
Interviews. This is so exciting.
Ironhide, catch!
Ironhide, watch out!
Ironhide!
Is everybody okay?
Is it a sister, Facebook friend, Twitter tweeter?
Is Shockwave.
Is that okay with you, Mr. Inappropriate?
Is that what you want?
Is there a problem?
Is we were never going to win the war.
Is your daddy home?
Isn't exactly a page turner.
It brought the second wave of Autobots
It can wait.
It defies your laws of physics
It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma.
It doesn't make sense.
It is all right. You are safe.
It is I, Optimus Prime!
It is our technology and it must be returned.
It is the ability to reshape the universe.
It is your right to lead us again.
It lets us see what you see, hear what you hear
It says NASA launched it in 2009.
It was a fun night.
It was carrying a secret cargo,
It was carrying an Autobot technology which would have won us the war.
It was Director Only clearance at Sector 7 until now.
It was during all that alien craziness when you were 14.
It was just a complete mess.
It was worth it!
It will be me! It will always be me.
It would really mean a lot to me, okay?
It's a 128K binary encryption code.
It's a beautiful thought, Carly,
It's a Cyrillic alphabet.
It's a good day, boys! What do you got?
It's a work thing, but he's invited you, too.
It's actually almost tragic.
It's been a remarkable series of events today at the Capitol.
It's difficult.
It's even got an uglier Decepticon with it!
It's funny. I was just thinking on the way over here,
It's gonna happen soon.
It's gonna take a little of the international language.
It's hostile takeover time, Sam.
It's impossible.
It's inhumane, what it is! Make us live in a box
It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator!
It's like these guys can't drive.
It's like these guys can't drive.
It's my manifesto.
It's not over.
It's not working.
It's okay! It stopped!
It's on my hand! Grab the knife! Knife!
It's our world now!
It's out of my hands.
It's over.
It's owned by Hotchkiss Gould Investments.
It's some sort of giant metal face.
It's starting! You see it?
It's that they were stories, they were in the past.
It's the smiling back part that gets me. Okay?
It's time to eliminate loose ends.
It's time to kill him!
It's total anarchy around here.
Its human race is our ally.
Its name is the Xanthium.
Jerry, you are my favorite.
Jesus!
Jesus.
Judgment. Judging a man by his car?
Jump!
Jump!
Just calm down. Leave him alone. This is a human being.
Just go to the back gate.
Just like I promised,
Just moments ago, legislation was passed
Just pan the camera around, all right?
Just so you know,
Just stop for a second.
Ka ching!
Keep it tight!
Keep moving. Stay tight.
Keep your hands up!
Kicking the Autobots out. Can you believe this is happening?
Kid? What does he want?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Laserbeak, kill them all.
Let me see one right now. One time.
Let us begin.
Let's give 'em a little ride.
Let's go! Move! Let's move!
Let's go! Run!
Let's keep it between us, okay? She's so proud of you.
Let's lower the heat, lower the guns. Let's relax. World War II is over.
Let's roll!
Like the fact that I almost had my face cut off by a Decepticon?
Listen to what I'm saying.
Listen up. You want to hit back?
Listen, I'm not gonna say anything about what I saw.
Listen, if you go in this building, that's if she's even still alive,
Listen, the whole thing has been a setup since the beginning.
Listen, we're gonna circle around to that glass building.
Listen. Saturday. Dylan's throwing a party at his house.
Locusts!
Look at the curves. Elegant, isn't it? Beautiful.
Look at the jalopy I'm driving now. I feel bad every single day.
Look out, look out, look out!
Look out! Breaking right! Breaking right!
Look what I found outside the bathroom. Is it yours?
Look, I know you're thinking about your brother; okay?
Look, I'm safe.
Looking for something on the moon.
Looks like the object's clamped in some kind of a metal harness.
Looks like the object's clamped in some kind of a metal harness.
Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.
Make it short.
Make it way too expensive to ever go back. So, he and the others
Mark Lima Echo Echo, 14250!
Matsumoto.
May I ask, what is this technology you're looking for?
May I finish my Shuhua milk, Donny?
Maybe a little bit closer when you're covering your half of the rent.
Maybe some are working.
Maybe that'll get you somewhere. Who's she?
Mayday! I don't think he's gonna make it.
Mayday! I don't think he's gonna make it.
Me name's Que.
Mearing, I just picked up Sentinel. Optimus is 10 minutes behind.
Mearing, you have five pillars. I just learned that they have hundreds.
Mensurate those coordinates. Shorten the kill chain.
MIA. Dead. Died in a car accident. Killed. DOA. Car death.
MIA. Dead. Died in a car accident. Killed. DOA. Car death.
Mine, mine!
Mission is a go.
Mn McNamara, the President is expecting you.
Mom, Dad, have you guys seen Carly come home yet?
Mortar that bridge!
Move, move! Go, go, go!
Move! We got to move!
Move.
Moving up in the world?
Mr. Ambassador, here.
Mr. Gould, please, you exaggerate. All I've done is get you organized.
Mr. Masuhisu...
Mr. President, designation, top secret.
Mr. Voshkod, where's your protective gear?
Mr. Voshkod.
Mr. Witwicky, I thought I made it clear to you
Mr...
My Dutchman, former NSA cybersleuth extraordinaire,
My eye!
My eye!
My God.
My government will officially deny
My hero needs to wake up.
My master! Yes, my master! Yes!
My next guest is a former American intelligence operative
NASA said it would take five years.
Neil Armstrong reporting Apollo 11 on proper heading.
Neil, you are dark on the rock.
Never mourn the past, young warrior.
New guy! You see that? That's a Latin meltdown, okay?
Nicknames, that's fun.
No brown nosing. No suck up. No toolery. I...
No more combat and aliens shooting at my ass. I got a dream job.
No more smiles. Never again. I promise.
No need to hit me.
No one gets to work with the Autobots unless I approve it.
No one's going in.
No sign of Optimus.
No signs of life anywhere.
No survivors on board.
No, I don't need any money for lunch. I have money from yesterday's lunch.
No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee,
No, I totally understand. I'm totally fine. I get it. I'm well fed.
No, it's not the only way. This is our home! We must defend the humans!
No, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes.
No, Optimus!
No, Sam!
No, sin We're not alone.
No, this is the aerospace division! We do not allow that here!
No, we are not family. You're a political refugee,
No, you don't wear it. See, you've gotta... The box.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Sam!
No? You want me to move right there?
No.
No. Dutch.
No. I'm just a messenger.
No. Stop. Stop, okay? She dumped me,
None of the above. Check!
Nonnegotiable
Not closer. Higher. We need a clear line of sight.
Not for boys who once owned special cars.
Nothing like driving in a Maybach.
Now I just consult to run interference for them.
Now is the time to tell.
Now return what belongs to me!
Now,
Now, Agent Simmons, you would have us believe
Now, agent, here at The Factor we have obtained documents
Now, if I were him, I wouldn't let you out of my sight for one second.
Now, the pillar that controls everything is in the southeast cupola.
Now. Get them out now! Get them out now!
Of all recorded history.
Of budget review and accounting for NASA.
Of course, it was way back, when my dad's firm was in charge
Of intelligent, mechanical beings.
Of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the Earth.
Of loss of signal
Of man's world.
Of the greatest event in our time and one of the great events
Oh, God.
Oh, Lord Jesus, let me just get out of this alive.
Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Are you threatened by him?
Oh, my God. We're helpless.
Oh, yeah. My medal. You know who gave that to me?
Okay, all right!
Okay, all right. Okay.
Okay, I'm a Twitter junkie. I blog everything.
Okay, I've got to try and help.
Okay, it's Chicago cell sites. There, I've got it.
Okay, Jack, there's two types of people in this world.
Okay, let's everybody just calm down!
Okay, listen, all right?
Okay, okay! I sabotaged the mapping satellite,
Okay, right here. I think I found it.
Okay, you're gonna be on this cart for two and a half years, okay?
Okay.
Okay. He's after me, not you.
Okay. You've gotta read this. She Comes First.
On a balcony, right next to a beast! Like a common animal!
On Cybertron, we were gods.
On the ground, per favore! And stay there!
On their road trip Partybus World Tour.
Once we make altitude, we jump!
One Autobot ship escaped the battle.
One in their pride in what you have done.
One of the software engineers at Sam's office was murdered today.
One phone call from me and I'll have you fired.
One shot's all we need.
One thing to do, and you drop the ball on that?
One unique to our planet.
One up there. One over there.
Optimus, all I ever wanted
Optimus, we got a visual.
Optimus, you remember Charlotte Mearing?
Optimus!
Optimus!
Optimus?
Or be on a break. I don't really know.
Or they're going to transport Cybertron here, do you understand?
Or you fall into a life sucking abyss.
Our astronauts investigated a crashed alien ship.
Our Autobot spacecraft has the ability to get there.
Our defeat was all but certain.
Our Director of National Intelligence?
Our entire space race of the 1960s, it appears, was in response to an event.
Our final hope.
Our old NEST teams are on stand down holding at Grissom Air Force Base.
Our only chance is the element of surprise.
Our planet will survive!
Overmatched and outnumbered,
People don't know you saved the world, Sam.
Perhaps 400 million persons are watching this broadcast today
Pillar of flame
Pillar's still connected!
Please listen. Sentinel Prime is here
Please, you've got to save Sam!
Pleasure meeting you. Carly's told me a lot about you.
Pleasure working with you, Seymour.
Pleasure working with you.
Poor kid.
Positive surface contact.
Pow! I'm here.
President of the United States.
Preventing it from mapping the far side of the moon,
Previous experience, next to zero,
Prime! Make something of yourself!
Prisoners? You're keeping prisoners?
Probably never got close.
Protect Sentinel! Get him locked up inside!
Pull, pull!
Raise the bridges! Find them!
Raise your hand if you had a flying psycho ninja copier
Rally all NEST forces back to the base! Come on!
Ratchet, let's roll.
Ready? Begin.
Really throaty engine.
Really?
Refugees, or troops of soldiers, weapons, maybe bombs!
Regarding our alleged military alliance with what many describe
Reinforcements!
Relationships have consequences. I am here because of my father.
Remember this.
Renounce the rebels.
Requesting diversionary action to the south of the city.
Restart that pillar!
Retirement is wack. Even worse,
Right here in D.C.
Right now, no one gets access. No one.
Right? Museums and monuments, okay?
Right? That's your target. Come on, man!
Right. Packing M4s?
Rings.
Rip this ship apart!
Rocket!
Romance me with a nice dinner and maybe you can get that bonus.
Run!
S'mores. Isn't that great?
Said some point man human op is there for the Decepticons!
Sam, do your job.
Sam, I can't stop!
Sam, I don't want to lose you, and I know where this leads.
Sam, I think for an interview you should wear real pants.
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam! Don't do what he wants!
Sam.
Sam.
Sam. That makes me feel bad.
Sammy, listen to me. Don't let them exile us.
Sammy!
Say what you said. Say it.
Seal off the city.
See you, boys.
See you!
See, collecting cars helps me keep my sanity.
See, forensics show Wang may have messed with the code,
See, what did I tell you? It's the bunny.
Sentinel hit the vault! Took the pillars.
Sentinel Prime,
Sentinel Prime.
Sentinel Prime.
Sentinel.
Set up the rocket!
Setup.
Shape the future.
Sharp right!
She is here because of you.
She knows all about the Autobots, okay? She knows Bumblebee.
She was mean. Didn't like her.
She'll be safe. I give you my word.
She's a beautiful woman.
She's done nothing but try to help me, and I can be there in 15 hours.
She's got a new job. You guys said you were gonna be here in a week.
She's here because of me. Do you understand?
She's my girlfriend.
Shit, I seen this one. It's the one where Spock goes nuts.
Shit!
Shockwave can't hunt all of us at once. Wreckers,
Shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him, Bee!
Shoot the glass!
Shoot the glass! Jump out the window!
Should I come back? When should I come back?
Shut down the American and Russian space programs.
Sideswipe, Bay 37 for weapons assessment.
Sir, SEALS are here.
Sir, you got the wrong building.
Sir! We are having a pretty high level alien intel confab here
Sir? Optimus Prime.
Sit down, sit down! Back me up!
Sit down. We're having a family meeting. Family meeting!
Sit.
Six hundred feet.
Slow down, tiger.
Snipers, take out their eyes.
So he is now your partner, master?
So humans are working for the Decepticons.
So I see you survived Washington.
So I wouldn't exactly call it a toss up.
So impressive.
So it all depends on how you respond to my next two words.
So lost you are, Optimus.
So majestic and peaceful, this planet.
So now we assist our allies in solving human conflicts,
So thank you, but no, thank you, okay?
So what?
So when Sentinel left Cybertron, it was to defect?
So why was this found in human possession?
So you show a little respect
So you so so can fly this. That feels terrible.
So, are those yours?
So, if you so much as try and signal...
So, it's time to come clean. Was your unit involved?
So, take charge guy?
So, the investigation is open. We've sent agents to your office.
So, these cosmonauts went into hiding. Why?
So, uninhabited since '86.
So, what, the Autobots and the military, they can't handle this on their own?
So, you can fly this thing, right?
So, you're nurses and foot powder protectors? Fantastic.
So, you're nurses and foot powder protectors? Fantastic.
Some chrome work, put a spoiler on the back. Done deal.
Somehow they must have picked up that fuel rod.
Someplace . Hold on. I can triangulate this.
Sort of a sleep mode.
Soundwave, would you please?
Soviets managed to land unmanned probes.
Space program ends.
Splashed down back in the Atlantic, just as planned.
Spread out. Check in there.
Sputnik?
Stand by to jump!
Stand by to jump!
Staredown, you and me.
Stay behind me!
Stay loose.
Stop it!
Stop with the ma'am. Enough with the ma'am.
Stop, okay?
Stop, stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! No! No, Sentinel!
Stop! Sentinel!
Stop! Stop!
Such a dumbass.
Sure of what?
Sure, you did. What do you think?
Take charge, Viking, barbarian, of course, that's me.
Take cover!
Take picture of the dark, the shadow side.
Thank you very much. It leaks.
Thank you, man. Great job.
Thank you!
That doesn't make it your fault. It just makes you human for a change.
That dog can't protect crap.
That I did not want you calling this phone.
That I don't think you're cleared for, errand boy.
That is one scary ass Decepticon!
That it is in our best interest
That kid is an alien bad news magnet.
That means good bye.
That means they're the, you know, like lost generation.
That nobody ever told you.
That our planet may survive!
That show you were fired...
That the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
That the rod was a fissionable fuel assembly,
That was a great day, Mr. Gould.
That was you in Egypt, right? Because you know the aliens.
That we're having this conversation.
That were hidden in the ship with Sentinel Prime.
That woman, she called me a messenger.
That's a $200,000 car.
That's a bit harsh, isn't it, ma'am?
That's a solution.
That's good.
That's good.
That's happened to me once in this life. I wouldn't forget it.
That's Jerry!
That's my anklet. Do I have to take that off, too?
That's my car.
That's one small step for man,
That's the coolest thing that ever happened to me.
That's the great Matrix of Leadership.
That's what I call the start of a beautiful future.
That's what we want...
That's why I'm not...
The 21st, not the 11th, Dad, remember?
The Apollo 11 is, at the moment, on the far side of the moon.
The Autobots are staying right here. We're gonna help you win this war.
The bag.
The bridge is coming down! Someone's watching over us!
The building is going over!
The building!
The call was placed en route.
The Decepticons are coming for Sentinel Prime!
The Decepticons have the ship. They have all those pillars.
The Decepticons must have raided the ship before Apollo 11 ever got there,
The Decepticons must never know the space bridge is here.
The Decepticons wanted Optimus to find Sentinel
The disrespect on this rock is criminal.
The e mail I read said administrative aide?
The Eagle has landed.
The facility's name is Chernobyl.
The fight will be your own.
The government knows. I mean, they could hook me up with a job
The great Sentinel Prime, the technology's inventor.
The honor is mine.
The humans cannot stop us.
The kid, Witwickety, was on his way to Chicago.
The kid!
The man was depressed.
The man who makes this company run.
The moon, in 1972.
The only way to revive him,
The pillar's still connected!
The pillars. Where are the pillars?
The question is, why?
The red one there controls the rest.
The rest of the pillars will reach their launch position.
The Russian space program.
The second beautiful girl, and you lose her.
The ship's name was the Ark.
The southeast cupola.
The sponsor of today's resolution,
The U S. military alliance with them is officially overt
The U.N. just received an encrypted audio file.
The vibrations jack up their circuits. Snipers, shoot for the eyes.
The war was lost.
The war... The war!
The warrior's path is a solitary one.
The what?
Then it all got shut down.
Then what we should do is, we should sell it and buy a house.
There are calms between storms.
There is a ring of alien ships around Chicago.
There is no plan.
There is nothing to fear.
There will be days when we lose faith.
There, that's it. That's a live stream from the camera.
There, the building with the dome.
There's no ladder climbing in my office. I run a tight ship. Okay?
There's no way you're gonna be able to reach her!
There's only one future for me.
There's thinkers, there's doers.
There's winners, there's dreamers, and there's buddies.
These are our allies. The Autobots fought for us. They fought with us.
These Decepticons are lethal.
These guys are the Wreckers. They take care of the Xanthium.
These things are massive.
They all do.
They ask first for my permission.
They came to my dad and they told him to do some creative accounting.
They can fly into outer space, but they can't drive a car.
They can't get through enemy air defenses over the city.
They got my trailer. I need that flight tech.
They infiltrate us, intimidate us, coerce us to do their dirty work.
They Keep shooting clown our drones.
They like to sneak out of the house every once in a while.
They need me. I have to be here right now.
They never make it easy, do they?
They said I was safe.
They said they were here for our resources, to rebuild their planet.
They say it's from the leader of the Autobots.
They say Sentinel was the Einstein of his civilization,
They say Sentinel was the Einstein of his civilization,
They want us blind.
They watch and listen.
They're bringing everybody in, kid. Putting all the intel on the table.
They're great inventions for kicking ass!
They're not shipping people. They're shipping their planet here.
They're on top of a building on Chicago River.
They're shooting at the building!
They're stranded here. Somebody's got to watch out for them.
They're surrounding the city to make a fortress
They're whacking us out,
They've discovered the Ark and returned with its cargo.
Thirty feet, two and a half down. Faint shadow.
Thirty two minutes past the hour Liftoff on Apollo 11.
This better work.
This how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.
This is a national emergency broadcast.
This is a total cluster...
This is a unit for veteran intelligence officers
This is ambush journalism.
This is an engine part from a long lost Autobot ship.
This is bullshit! I ain't signed up for this, Epps.
This is exceedingly Japanese.
This is going to hurt!
This is great.
This is incredible.
This is my planet!
This is not a good idea.
This is the National Intelligence Director.
This is the victory I promised you so many years ago,
This is worse.
This is your new lucky bunny.
This thing's a military UAV. Stone, check and see if it's still working.
This Wang guy recognized me. He told me to warn you.
This was all business, but now it's personal, do you understand me?
This way.
Those are boom sticks. Armed in 30 seconds.
Those are my brass knuckles.
Thread the needle!
Threat above towel; six o'clock!
Threatened? What am I threatened by? His money? His power? His good looks?
Three months out of school and he can't find a job?
Through the school.
Time on target: 20 seconds.
Time to find out.
Time to get off this planet.
To achieving the goal
To bring peace and tranquility to Earth.
To exile the Autobots
To formally take sides in this so called alien civil war?
To get you guys to understand that I can help, that I can contribute?
To maintain military control until they're gone.
To prevent mankind from bringing harm to itself
To rebuild our damaged planet.
To transport matter through time and space.
Today's important.
Today's important.
Together the pillars form a space bridge.
Tomahawks are inbound.
Took the pillars, and hid them.
Total Nightmare file.
Tracked them down here.
Traffic lights. ATMs. Anything.
Tranquility Base here.
Try and bet on the winners.
Try managing a priceless collection of art.
Trying to kill you today!
Turn around.
Turning steel!
Turns out the Soviets canceled a manned mission to the moon.
Two continents, with aliens.
Two of NASA's founding mission directors
U.S. agencies say they have been monitoring the blast.
Unhappy wife, stone cold misery for the rest of your...
Unless I missed a policy paper. Are we doing that now? No. Good.
Unless...
Unlike the final days of Cybertron.
Until we know what we're dealing with.
Us guys got to stick together.
Us?
Very interested in government and technology,
Visitor violation.
Wait here until we scout a route ahead.
Wait. No, no, no, no.
Wang is everywhere. He is in the bistro.
Was the survival of our race.
Washington, Egypt, heartbreak. I survive. I will survive.
Watch out! Move it! Move it!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch your radiation levels.
Watch. They're spreading hundreds of pillars around the globe right now.
Watergate? I'm talking code to you...
Way too big to check the entire ship.
We 're going to attempt a manned mission.
We ain't going nowhere.
We are family
We are in the right place.
We are not alone after all, are we?
We are not looking for that here.
We await your reply.
We believe a UFO has crashed into the Moon.
We believe the Russians deduced
We bid you return.
We came here to find her in the middle of all that?
We can't fight him. Let's go. We have to go.
We can't get across the river to that building,
We cannot entrust national security to teenagers
We contract for DARPA, NASA, JPL, you name it.
We copy you down, Eagle.
We copy. You've got seven minutes on your oxygen.
We did it, Brains! We did it!
We do speak English.
We don't have enough men! Do not engage Sentinel!
We don't let them off the base much, 'cause they're assholes.
We gonna screw this ship up.
We got an Energon reading!
We got Autobots!
We got five targets and Shockwave right below us.
We got to be able to see around that building from the ground.
We gotta move!
We had a fight and we might have broken up,
We had a signal earlier.
We have 10 minutes until attempted contact.
We have 21 minutes.
We have an Energon alert.
We have impact confirmed. Contact at 2250 GMT.
We have no way to monitor the enemy's movement.
We have Special Forces trying to gain access to the city,
We have splashdown.
We have taken refuge here, on planet Earth.
We have to evac!
We jump in three minutes!
We just hauled ass in this thing.
We just stood by and watched.
We know about them because the Autobots have five of these.
We know who you are, cosmonautchiks.
We landed six missions in all.
We linked it with a decommissioned shuttle
We locked them away forever;
We need a diversion.
We need to get to the moon.
We need to hunt this thing down!
We need to move before the fighters spot us.
We needed Prime and his Matrix.
We now have had confirmation
We once had hundreds!
We only got one shot.
We search for signs of our true enemies' return.
We should do something about it.
We took hundreds of photos and samples.
We were hidden in the first booster rocket to separate.
We were never in the ship! We designed the damn thing, didn't we?
We were once a peaceful race
We will leave your world in peace.
We'll go this way.
We're about 10 minutes from the battle zone.
We're all a bunch of good chaps! I mean you no...
We're coming north and low. You guys drive them to the east.
We're coming to NEST now.
We're eight blocks away. We got to get closer to take a shot.
We're entering the Ark.
We're going to Pebble Beach this year,
We're gonna bring this guy in.
We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
We're gonna do whatever we can. Make it like it was.
We're gonna have to wingsuit in. It's the only way to get close.
We're gonna say,
We're in the heart of their ship.
We're in the right place and I'm gonna talk to Optimus right now.
We're loading up.
We're really living off the land.
We're right behind you.
We're supposed to be at Dylan's party, remember?
We're the largest accounting firm in the U.S.
We've got aliens in the vehicle!
We've got an emergency. You gotta get Colonel Lennox out here.
We've got to cover for Optimus!
We've taken possession of the five devices
Weapons down.
Well, he's dead.
Well, I was just getting it ready. I'm about 32% done with my restoration.
Well, it's about time. You had us worried.
Well, it's just a good luck charm. To help you think positive?
Well, thank you.
Well, that's good for business.
Well, the other side wanted to spank us for breakfast,
Well, then you tell NASA to move heaven and earth.
Well, vice versa. It's a beautiful building you got.
Well, whoever's manning these UAV drones,
Well, you're a woman, aren't you?
Well, you're not helping!
What about some weaknesses?
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
What are you protecting, colostomy bags?
What are you talking about? We can't transport people.
What did you say to Witwicky?
What do you envision for me? I go home now?
What do you need me to say to you?
What do you suggest I do?
What do you think you are doing?
What does it change into?
What happened to Bumblebee?
What if I told you I know a 50 year old alien secret
What if she dumps us like the last girl?
What is that?
What is that? Is that us?
What is that... What is that? What is that? So so?
What is this hoochie mama outfit?
What is this, like, a date?
What is your deal?
What kind of secret?
What more do you want from me?
What part of Decepticons are back do you not understand?
What the hell was that?
What the... Ma!
What war destroyed, we can rebuild! But only if we join with the Decepticons.
What we have here is an astronaut epidemic.
What you got?
What, we not good enough for you any more?
What?
What?
What's Sentinel doing here?
What's this? Guys!
What's up next? What have we got?
What's with you? He's my boss. This job pays for our food, our rent.
Whatever's set to happen, with those pulses getting faster,
When he touched down in suburbia looking for my house?
When I thought this was not gonna work out.
When it's not your war, you join the side that's going to win.
When someone offers you a job!
When the CIA is gonna take out a target,
When the NSA wants funding, they call me.
When we have transported all we need,
Where are Sam and Carly?
Where is she?
Where the moon is waiting
Where we rebuild Cybertron together!
Where were you when they took over the planet?
Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school?
Which I fear may be alien in nature.
Which is also the dark side.
Which members of Congress are politically vulnerable
Which would have changed our planet's fate.
While you guys draw his fire.
Who am I? Hey, you're the expert. I'm just a walking security risk.
Who am I? Who is that? Dutch! Frisk her!
Who are you?
Who are you? Who are you?
Who do I need to speak to
Who gave me clearance? How about Optimus Prime,
Who has dared to speak out
Who wants some chicken dinner now, bitch?
Who would like to score some Bruce Brazos points?
Who would you be without me, Prime?
Who you share a toilet stall with is totally your business.
Who's the chick? Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, baby! You all come with us!
Why are you helping me?
Why did we bother sending him to an Ivy college for?
Why did you...
Why does this thing have Soviet space program markings on it?
Why don't you get a little dipping tray and dip the dog in Pepto?
Why don't you get a little dipping tray and dip the dog in Pepto?
Why don't you help me?
Why is Shontel using what appears to be a red cup
Why not? Why isn't it, Sam?
Why was the FBI looking for you?
Why would they leave Sentinel
Why wouldn't she be at home?
With all due respect, young man, I appreciate what you did.
With an enemy that has the means to deploy countless more.
With or without you, I'll find her.
With pleasure.
With reinforcements, something. I know there's a plan.
With some drag marks.
With the Autobots completely gone.
Witwicky!
Witwicky! Witwicky!
Witwicky.
Would somebody care to tell me what the hell's going on?
Wow.
Wreckers, kill him!
Wrist.
Wrong way!
WTF to that.
Xanthium approaching Tranquility Base.
Yeah, and when Cybertron's here and we're all their slaves,
Yeah, Autobots are off saving the world, and I have organized four binders.
Yeah, but there's good things to do here, too, right?
Yeah, but we're a whole lot safer with big yellow and his cannons.
Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7 Eleven, dickhead.
Yeah, I really don't see how I can be of any help.
Yeah, I really don't see how I can be of any help.
Yeah, I think it was a work perk.
Yeah, it's still got power.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, no one's exiling us.
Yeah, now's not the time. We'll set something up, though.
Yeah, show picture.
Yeah, take a look, Optimus! This is all on you!
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. CIA.
Yeah. Great. So, it's not that complicated, right?
Yeah. The Duchess.
Yeah. Witness Protection Program sucks.
Yes, for resources, for refugees.
Yes, he will.
Yes, I will, Gaylord!
Yes, ma'am, I am.
Yes, Mn Brazos.
Yes, yes! Okay, okay, okay. They can see us.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. If humans say so.
Yesterday, that one was in my underwear drawer.
Yet he has a recommend letter from our board?
Yo, dawg.
Yo, let's go, both of you. Lennox wants to see you.
Yo! You being a smartass?
You already did.
You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.
You are about to see one of the biggest Soviet secrets.
You are beautiful. Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?
You are home, Sentinel.
You are my friend, Sam.
You are peasant people throwing rocks at a giant!
You are so welcome.
You are to track down Optimus Prime,
You betrayed yourself.
You break up with one world class hottie...
You came all the way out here to get yourself killed? Huh?
You can keep watching him, but he's not getting up.
You can tell me. No other human will ever know.
You can't come to the garage and just hang out one night?
You can't do this, okay?
You can't hide, boy!
You can't just bring weapons of mass destruction into our atmosphere!
You catch me off guard.
You chose sides?
You chose wrong.
You dare lecture me, slave?
You did me great honor tracking that ship to the moon.
You didn't betray me.
You didn't say the guy owns Space Mountain.
You die!
You don't have to be so negative, Dad. You know, you're in D.C.
You either take a step down the correct career path
You ever show up in my office with a hoochie mama outfit, you're fired.
You forget your place!
You fought bravely.
You found me.
You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue.
You got that?
You gotta open that gate right now.
You gotta pull that, ya nancy wanker!
You have 23 seconds to leave the property.
You have a very trustworthy face.
You have obviously upset Mr. Simmons!
You have to stand on the side of progress
You human scum!
You keep it in this. What a gorgeous box.
You kind of have to clear customs first!
You know how demoralizing it is to have saved the world twice
You know how long it would take me to afford a car like this?
You know what I think? You want the job after this job.
You know what you are told, which is nothing.
You know what, I don't need a drink. Or a car, or a job.
You know who we are. Accuretta Systems,
You know why? Because this woman right here
You know, Carly's been telling me you've been struggling job wise.
You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick.
You know, there was a time in our marriage
You know, there was a time in our marriage
You know, when I stole her away from the British Embassy,
You lied to us.
You love it, don't you? I'm just your American boy toy.
You matter to me.
You may lose your faith in us,
You may not know this,
You miss hanging out?
You move, you're dead! Out! Out!
You must immediately exile the Autobot rebels you have harbored.
You must see why I had to betray you.
You need any money for lunch?
You need to teach them about respect.
You never leave a 'bot behind! Shockwave's coming!
You okay?
You perform here, doors open for you anywhere.
You pulling out guns? I can't help you out now. She angry.
You really think you're the first man ever asked to join the noble alien cause?
You remind me of like an Asian Colonel Sanders.
You said you were his assistant curator,
You saved five of them, including the control pillar.
You see that bomb?
You see that? She said the control pillar
You see the sidewalk down there? Man!
You see, it's just the rabbit foot that's lucky.
You see, it's just this section here.
You see, the thing that he taught me was,
You see, they can't rebuild without a slave labor force.
You should really look at this as a partnership.
You showed up in the background of six different photos,
You simply fail to understand
You straddled me in the stall.
You think I asked for this? I inherited a client.
You think I could sleep last night?
You think I'm at every meeting?
You think we'd rather have his medals, or we'd rather have him?
You understand?
You want a piece of me, Bill?
You want the truth about the alien alliance?
You wanted an answer. You got one.
You warned us that they were using humans.
You were our leader, Sentinel.
You were supposed to travel to the dark side of the moon,
You were the one who taught me freedom is everyone's right.
You will always be my friend, Sam.
You will.
You will.
You would be wise to remember the difference.
You'll be fine, okay? I promise. I got to get to that pillar.
You're a genius, Brains.
You're a German Shepherd, Dutch.
You're a go for landing.
You're a lucky man.
You're a messenger. You've always been a messenger.
You're breaking my chain of command.
You're coming home, old friend.
You're crazy!
You're doing exactly what they wanted you to do.
You're gonna get yourself killed, Sam. Is that what you want?
You're gonna risk the lives of all me mates! I'll ball you!
You're here with your son and your family.
You're lucky I didn't kill you. In time you'll see.
You're mine now.
You're mine!
You're not getting it. Deep Throat.
You're not going alone.
You're not gonna get a third one, I mean, unless you have like a big...
You're supposed to leave it in the box, right?
You're talking about a teleportation device, aren't you?
You're telling me Sam's headed into that?
You're the one spy I've never been able to provide
You're the only thing I need in this world,
You're very smart.
You've done much more than that, my Duchess.
You've got some balls.
You've got to break this case down.
You've got to destroy the pillar. You have to shoot down the pillar
Your alien friends are in danger, you know, the good ones. It's up to you.
Your booty looks excellent.
Your breath gets really gnarly when you're nervous.
Your Decepticons finally conquering this planet,
Your Excellency. He's such a dick.
Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave.
Your leaders will now understand.
Yuri will take you below. And one other thing, Colonel.
29 Bot busters, 20 piercing D Bot.
A long time? Yeah, like 53 years.
And I've got a suggestion for you. It's oven Understand?
Are we good? Yes, sir.
Babe. Yes.
Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Babe...
Bee! Let's do this! Let's go, let's go! Move, move!
Budget cuts. Chaz, out. Your psych evaluation reports
But here. .. Please!
Can I speak to you, Carly? Welcome. Please, sit down.
Can we please not? She's damaging him.
Can you hear us? You understand? Witwicky.
Car. You don't have a car.
Carly, this is Bruce. Bruce. Hi.
Chaz, I'm doing an interview. Sorry, Mr. Simmons.
Come on, that's funny! Sam.
Come on, we're high enough! This is a mother getting up here!
Come on. Really?
Crybaby. We're not at the love word yet.
Cut it, cut it, cut it! I got it!
Damage control. Dutch !
Deal with this. Yes, sir.
Director, don't go there! Stand down!
Director! What is going on?
Do I know somebody on your board? Here's the deal.
Do you like me more? A little bit, yeah.
Do you understand? What?
Don't let them take us, Sam. It's a Decepticon trap.
Dutch, is this line secure? No.
Epps! You are ridiculous!
Everybody out, out, out! Jump, jump, jump!
Freeze! Get out! We're freezing!
From Obama? Yeah.
Get back! What have you done?
Get help! Sam, I can't get out!
Get him out of here! I'd go to jail for love! I don't care!
Get inside! Let's go! Move! Keep moving!
Get lucky. Get him out of here.
Get your fat ass over here! I'm coming.
Great. We're homeless. She lives here? Wow.
Hang on! Take cover!
Happy wife, happy life. Heck yeah.
He doesn't know who he is without it. I just want to matter.
He mentioned the moon? Yeah, dark side of the moon.
He's young. He will learn. Good night. Get me out!
Her boss. Rich bastards!
Hey, hey, hey. Where you going? No, no, no!
Hey, wear that nice tie. Yeah.
Hi. Disrespecting a federal officer?
Hold on! Give me your hand!
How are you? Good.
How long? Fifteen.
I can't keep a secret to save my life. You wouldn't dare.
I don't know where to begin. Impress me.
I don't want to talk about this any more. You need the book.
I got him. Go! Bee! Is Bee in there?
I got to help him. Sam, you can't help him.
I got to help him. What?
I have a girlfriend. Really? What's her name?
I have to. You stay here. Don't you go. Don't go.
I haven't seen that one. No. Me, neither.
I mean, it's a good time. It sucks that you don't have a job.
I think I can handle it. Hold on, hold on.
I'll move right there. I'd prefer not.
I'm going. You sure?
I'm not gonna touch her. Sam?
I'm swinging that way! Got her!
I'm talking to you! Excuse me. Thank you.
I'm trying! Knife, knife, knife, knife, knife!
Incoming, incoming! Everybody hide!
Interview is over! You, out of my house. You're sounding like a pinhead, agent.
Is anybody else joining? No.
Is that you? What up, man?
It's a bitching robot. I think it's time to go, Bruce.
Lennox! Go, go, go!
Let's get some! You got that right.
Let's go! Weapons up! Heavy weapons up!
Let's move! Wait a minute!
Let's move! Wait a minute!
Let's roll. Ratchet, cover high.
Like it? Get back!
Look at that. Cute.
Martha, can I call you Martha? No, you may not.
Matsumoto. Moto.
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea. Didn't have to stop.
Mayday mayday! Six one going down. Heads up! Heads up!
Mayday mayday! Six one going down. Heads up! Heads up!
Move it! Can't we talk this out?
Move, move, move! Epps, third floor! We're going to 45!
Move, move! Let's go!
Mr. Witwicky? Yeah. Search is over.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Brazos. And you.
No? No.
Oh, he's gross! She's good.
Please, you don't have to... ...suicide you.
Procured your information, Witwicky. Thank you, Bruce.
Quick. Very.
Sam, I got to run. Yeah.
Sam! Let her go!
Sam! Run!
Say again. Tracking an incoming object.
Sergeant Epps, the stairs are blocked! We're trapped!
She's the one. Then you gotta go get her.
So you're a go getter, ramrod... Yes, sir.
Stop. It's true.
Target I.D. Target acquired.
Tell him about the book. You're always wrong. Get used to it.
Thank you so much for this. And... Got to go, Bruce.
That sucks. Stop it.
That's it, I'm going. No! No!
That's right. A hole.
That's the truth. I'm telling you. Director, the Pentagon's calling in 15.
There's some killer shit in here. No. No.
This building is unstable. Listen, stop for a second.
This evil thing's looking at me! What?
Was it all worth it? Obviously.
Watch out, watch out! Holy shit!
We got 20 seconds on that bomb! What bomb?
We got him! Yeah!
We got to go, Que! Come on.
We stopped for gas. This thing. The love tub, it flies.
We've seen that and this is not that. Definitely not.
What a treat! You and me, alone! Carly!
What are we looking at? Shut up!
What are you doing in my house? Just visiting.
What is with you? This is the real deal, Carly, okay?
What kind of car did he give you? A Mercedes SLS AMG.
What the fuck! Wow.
What? This is not a good idea.
What? No. Look, I can't talk about it right now.
What? No. Look, I can't talk about it right now.
What's going on? I'll tell you outside.
Where do you think it's taking them? Any planet but here.
Where you going? Stop, stop, stop! Don't leave!
Where's my beautiful Carly? She's at work, Ma.
Which bag? Hermés. Birkin. Green ostrich!
Who are you? Who are you?
Who? POTUS.
Wreckers! We're coming!
Yes, I do. What, did you win it in a raffle?
You are not a normal boyfriend. That's what you love about me.
You got the job? This is Crazy.
You gotta tell them. They can't do that. Okay. It's official. It's a go, people.
You guys okay? Is everybody out?
You helped them kill people? You think they'd give you a choice?
You look old. Stop it.
You okay? Absolutely.
You really got it? Yes.
You took your package out. Whoa! We are not boyfriends, okay?
You want this to happen? I want to survive. I want 40 more years.
You want to get naked? I'm ready! Wow.
You, your time is up. Wait, wait, wait!
You're gonna get Optimus out here. Sir.
You're my prisoners! Take it easy. We surrender.
You've got to save him! What the hell is he doing?
Your car has a job, huh? Stop.
and meet us at the edge of the river. All right.
combines breathtaking performance... You drove this here?
is my secret weapon. Okay.
It's like a bad sci fi film. No. It is so sweet.
no nation has claimed responsibility. CIA is up my ass
then they killed him. Wait a minute.
was in that first cupola. All right.
would kill to... Mister, I saved your life twice. Okay?
.. The heavens have become a part
...Take charge kind of guy?
'Cause somebody messed with the wrong Wang today!
'Cause that asshole killed my friends, too.
'Cause when I look at you, I see a younger me.
”severe delusional tendencies.