Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) Soundboard Edit

Alien pillars for a space bridge

All arriving Autobots, in pan training and debriefing in 15 minutes.

All I want is to be back in charge.

All NEST officials clear the floor.

All right, turn the volume up on that!

All right, we're going in!

All right. Pan... Pan right. That's you.

All right. Two snipers, right here!

All your work to bring Sentinel back and now clearly he has all the power

And astronaut Dr. Buzz Aldrin,

And I just found them alive.

And I'll do anything to make it up to you, I promise.

And its captain.

And its people.

And that is when he made his first quick look science report.

And that is where you're wrong

And that's why you're gonna be so very, very good at it.

And the Decepticons, who dreamt of tyranny

And where are we now?

Apollo 11 is on the way riding that

Arrest him.

As Director of National Intelligence,

Autobots, attack!

Autobots, retreat!

Autobots! They're alive!

Bead. Rolling in.

Bee?

Behind you!

Book signing, Midtown, noon.

Built to evoke the body of the ideal woman

But if in fact, this was a covert military strike,

Calm down.

Can't we get any eyes in there at all?

Carly!

Colonel Lennox, are you in command or are you not?

Combatant Commands are now at DEFCON 1.

Come here!

Come on. Sam.

Coming around on the left side, coming around on the right side.

Commencing transport.

Control, we are inside the ship.

Currently tracking three black Suburbans.

D Bots! D Bots!

Defenders of Earth.

Does that suck or what?

Don't take a picture!

Dutch! Hold, Dutch, hold!

E PPS;

Easy, Sam!

Easy, sir. This is Health and Human Services

Epps, this way!

Everyone who knows what's on the dark...

Experts dead.

Extensive damage.

Facing an enemy invasion

Fall back!

Fire!

First job out of college is critical, kid.

Flight Control, do you copy?

For in their hands,

Four forward. Drifting to the right a little.

Frickin' shorting my circuits out here!

Get a medic down here!

Get away from me

Get legal

Get NSA to send service specs for any cameras in that area.

Get off me!

Get separation. Track away, track away!

Global leader in telecom, aerospace, 17 billion in profit last year.

Go ahead and throttle up

Go ahead, shoot me.

God! Your temper tantrums are so sexy.

Got aliens in the vehicle!

He gave you a car?

He said it was for both of us.

He was talking about the dark side of the moon,

He's a freak.

He's on the run!

Help! Get help!

Here, your present

Hey, Bee's going to run with the rest of the Autobots

Hey, Sentinel!

Hey!

His levels are faint

Hold your fire!

How do we get these bridges down?

How does he intend to fight back? Strategies, tactics, everything!

How doomed you are, Autobots.

How the hell did she afford that car?

I am a Prime!

I believe you're supposed to say.

I can't go into details, Mom. I have to find her.

I could really use some advice from Dylan, and there he is.

I couldn't, even if I wanted to.

I do not take orders from you.

I just never see you any more.

I know

I know who you are!

I love you.

I mean, you guys seem pretty busy.

I mean, your dad and I, when we had troubles,

I really think I can help you, Sam.

I think it's about something they wanted to hide

I think we got something

I understand, sir.

I will follow you to the end of time.

I'll find my own ride home, sir.

I'm an open book. Ask me any question you like.

I'm ducking through churches and buildings and all that kind of crap!

I'm living the dream. Come on

I'm nervous because you got me in here with this information.

I'm next.

I'm not feeling too good.

I'm smoking over here. Downloading missing Russian cosmonauts.

I'm trying to keep it together

I'm watching him drive up right now

If we don't do what we came to do, it doesn't matter, we all die.

Impact detected.

Impress me.

In case you...

Inbound, 10 seconds! Danger close!

Indeed, I am. What you must realize, my Autobot brothers,

It inspires us to redouble our efforts

It is a visual and, therefore, a visceral betrayal.

It is time for the slaves of Earth to recognize their masters

It sucked me in! There was nothing I could do!

It would mean the end of your world.

It would not matter.

It's a tragedy.

It's called paying your dues. Good things will happen

It's circling around us!

It's imperative that I find it

It's like the Starship Enterprise in here

It's taking our flank!

It's time to lay down the law.

Jeans are tight

Just never let me go.

Launch the pillars.

Let the humans serve us, or perish

Let's go! Follow me!

Liftoff

Listen, if I know anything, I know this,

Long range defense systems watch the skies.

Look out!

Maybe you just don't know what you're doing.

Mercedes Benz SLS

Mini drone is on approach to Trump Tower

Missed it by that much.

Moon satellites.

My dad had a $10 desk and a dream, and he built it into an empire

My God

My master! Such a brilliant scheme!

My poor master.

My ship. We came under fire.

No!

No! No, no!

No...

Nope. Mailroom.

Now, we need a truce.

Now, who have we here?

Oh, my God

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Okay, engine stop.

Okay, I'm gonna step off the LEM now.

Okay. How do we get out of here? Hey! Come on!

One giant leap for mankind.

One of the first two men to step foot on the moon.

One, zero.

Only five?

Optimus,

Optimus!

Optimus!

Our high range bombers were just knocked out of the sky

Our satellites have been jammed.

Right.

Rip that pillar down!

Run!

Sam, he's hardly the first man to ever smile at me

Sam, they've got guns!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam.

Sees nothing.

Senator, I suggest you remember that

Sensual.

Set up shop right here.

Seven, six, five,

She's adorable

So that no one can see what they're up to inside

So we're gonna keep these locked up

Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.

Spare me, you gaseous sycophant!

Take a look at this 1939 Delahaye 165 Cabriolet.

Target the Decepticon!

Thanks to you, our race survives.

That

That they would go without a fight.

That was smooth, Bumblebee

That works for me

The bomb's gonna blow! The bomb's gonna...

The city is secure.

The thing about Russians is, they never like to talk.

The world needs you now.

Then we pitch your reality show to the Discovery Channel.

Then you'll have to go through me!

These things run on Energon, and he's out of it. He's in a

They happy about something.

They will slaughter her, you understand me?

They're back?

They're some kind of prototype Autobot technology.

This blows. That lady officially kicked us out.

This gun is my perfect invention, Ironhide.

This is a secret few men knew, and fewer still remain alive.

This was a mission you will never speak of.

Too direct? Or is it just me?

Trigger the pillars

Trump Tower, Chicago. Lower penthouse

Try getting into the bridge control room.

Unofficial time on the first step, 109...

Watch left! Watch left!

We all work for the Decepticons now

We are here.

We are so lost!

We could just do this another time, I think.

We got another one coming around.

We got Decepticons everywhere.

We got to get across the river.

We have come for your natural resources

We surrendered! We're your prisoners.

We take the battle to them!

We think the Russians are onto it as well.

We were gods once. All of us.

We were in the dark on this also.

We were sworn to secrecy by our Commander in Chief.

We will kill them all

We work in secret teams on various missions around the globe.

We... We gave 'em a hell of a run

We'll debrief you in transit.

We're breathing again.

We're going to NEST.

We're going to use Willis Tower for cover!

We're on

We're taking fire! I need those Tomahawks now!

We've got to meet up with Sentinel, rendezvous with him and keep him safe.

Well, did you search the crash vault?

Well, well, well. Charlotte Mearing.

Well, you tell her that we're not your pets,

Well, you're crazy.

What are these?

What are they doing? They're just standing there.

What are you doing here?

What is this, the silent treatment?

What the hell was that thing?

What the hell was that?

What your leaders say is true. This was all my fault

What? They can't do this

When he's the only one who can use them?

Where is he?

Where is she?

Where's your protective gear?

Who else?

Who was its captain?

Whoa! Knock first!

Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit?

Why was he after this?

Why, Sentinel, why?

With Megatron.

Yeah, FBI. Good of you to flag that.

Years from now, they're gonna ask us,

Yes, but really one resource in particular

You all read Humpty Dumpty. Okay?

You always will be

You do that to me again, and I'll kick your ass!

You get there before the Russians.

You guys look great

You had your chance to frisk her.

You know what I liked about your war stories, Sam?

You really do have a smashing head of hair.

You think you're a hero, huh? You think you're a hero?

You'll be nothing but Sentinel's bitch.

You're frustrated, I know.

Your favorite color

A lot of airplanes out here! Contact off the nose.

Bee! Get back!

Dylan! Wait! No!

I saw your ship blow up! The ship?

I'll see you tonight. I'm bagging the gift.

Move! We're about to be eaten, people!

No, you're not. You're sweating. I'm fine. I'm fine.

No? No.

Now? Impress me.

Someone get help! Good night!

Strange rocks. Yeah.

Tally on the left. Got him.

They had an argument. One fight.

They're coming. Weapons status?

We had a nice run, Brains, you and me. Yeah, we gonna die.

What are you doing? Nothing

Yeah? Yeah

Yes, sir

Yo, Brains, wassup? Doing good.

”We cannot in good conscience... Okay

Then Madeline said... Madeline!

when we are on the yellow floor? I'm on it.

...There will only be one!