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Intolerable Cruelty (2003) Intolerable Cruelty is a delightful romantic comedy film directed by the Coen brothers in 2003.

Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Intolerable Cruelty is a delightful romantic comedy film directed by the Coen brothers in 2003. Set in the world of divorce law, the movie revolves around Miles Massey, brilliantly portrayed by George Clooney. He is a successful yet cynical attorney who falls for the intriguing gold digger, Marilyn Rexroth, played by the stunning Catherine Zeta-Jones. As their love-hate relationship unravels, it leads to a series of cunning twists and turns that keep the audience captivated.

This witty and fast-paced film also features an extraordinary supporting cast including Edward Herrmann, Geoffrey Rush, and Billy Bob Thornton. The talented ensemble, guided by the Coen brothers' sharp direction, brings the smart and sharp dialogue to life. With its clever plot, sharp humor, and charismatic performances, Intolerable Cruelty is a true testament to the Coen brothers' signature style.

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A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, repented,
A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, repented,
A gismo? He had a device he called The intruder.
A gismo? He had a device he called The intruder.
A hundred and twenty nine thousand
A hundred and twenty nine thousand
A man whose name is synonymous with bitter disputes and big awards,
A man whose name is synonymous with bitter disputes and big awards,
A map of enemy territory, so to speak. You said that he's a television producer?
A map of enemy territory, so to speak. You said that he's a television producer?
A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings?
A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings?
A Massey prenup?
A Massey prenup?
A sitting duck.
A sitting duck.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
Afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
Ah, yes, but is she richer than Mrs. Croesus?
Ah, yes, but is she richer than Mrs. Croesus?
All lies and jests
All lies and jests
All right, Miles. Let me tell you everything that you need to know.
All right, Miles. Let me tell you everything that you need to know.
All right, tell Amstedler I’ll return in 20 minutes.
All right, tell Amstedler I’ll return in 20 minutes.
All right, you want fun and games? All right.
All right, you want fun and games? All right.
All right. Thank you.
All right. Thank you.
And a cursory examination tends to support that it is, then...
And a cursory examination tends to support that it is, then...
And all of a sudden, the rules of the moral universe don't apply.
And all of a sudden, the rules of the moral universe don't apply.
And as captain of the good ship Amore Veritas,
And as captain of the good ship Amore Veritas,
And as you are well aware, my previous marriage
And as you are well aware, my previous marriage
And before your marriage, what was your profession?
And before your marriage, what was your profession?
And besides, I have you. It'll be fun, just the girls.
And besides, I have you. It'll be fun, just the girls.
And causes diarrhea and facial tics!
And causes diarrhea and facial tics!
And did she have any other specifications?
And did she have any other specifications?
And do you, Marylyn Hamilton Rexroth Doyle,
And do you, Marylyn Hamilton Rexroth Doyle,
And do you, Marylyn Rexroth, take Howard to be your shipmate and companion
And do you, Marylyn Rexroth, take Howard to be your shipmate and companion
And for you?
And for you?
And form a lasting monogamous bond sanctified by ritual, it's pert near universal.
And form a lasting monogamous bond sanctified by ritual, it's pert near universal.
And have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
And have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.
And hides all human feeling.
And hides all human feeling.
And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!
And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!
And I had a fair amount of success against the split T defense.
And I had a fair amount of success against the split T defense.
And I have a feeling that someday soon,
And I have a feeling that someday soon,
And I’m dead set against it. I mean, just anti the whole deal.
And I’m dead set against it. I mean, just anti the whole deal.
And I’ve nailed his ass fair and square.
And I’ve nailed his ass fair and square.
And if not for your cool headed intervention,
And if not for your cool headed intervention,
And in love.
And in love.
And let me tell you something, smart guy.
And let me tell you something, smart guy.
And look at him. He's 87 years old.
And look at him. He's 87 years old.
And Marylyn knows him.
And Marylyn knows him.
And my wealth is completely, completely protected?
And my wealth is completely, completely protected?
And now, we're all feeling just a little bit embarrassed by the whole thing, so...
And now, we're all feeling just a little bit embarrassed by the whole thing, so...
And of course, we will have to litigate. Sentence, paragraph.
And of course, we will have to litigate. Sentence, paragraph.
And only a peptic ulcer to keep her warm at night.
And only a peptic ulcer to keep her warm at night.
And she was a guest of the Red Trousers?
And she was a guest of the Red Trousers?
And tell Fred Armatrading that
And tell Fred Armatrading that
And telling us, their friends,
And telling us, their friends,
And that's the address that she's staying at.
And that's the address that she's staying at.
And then both parties will go home with their portion of the staple factory.
And then both parties will go home with their portion of the staple factory.
And then he had a prototype built out of the parts from our vacuum cleaner.
And then he had a prototype built out of the parts from our vacuum cleaner.
And then the entire process will find an equilibrium point
And then the entire process will find an equilibrium point
And this here deed that I’m fixin' to perform.
And this here deed that I’m fixin' to perform.
And this time, there'll be no Puffy von Espy.
And this time, there'll be no Puffy von Espy.
And what does that job entail?
And what does that job entail?
And what exactly is it we're partners in?
And what exactly is it we're partners in?
And what is your husband's profession?
And what is your husband's profession?
And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?
And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?
And you've always loved him?
And you've always loved him?
And, I take it, you deny.
And, I take it, you deny.
And, Marylyn, he's no schnauzer.
And, Marylyn, he's no schnauzer.
And, yes, absent a swimming pool,
And, yes, absent a swimming pool,
Anyway, three fine settlements.
Anyway, three fine settlements.
Apparently, from what I can gather, a burglar broke into your house.
Apparently, from what I can gather, a burglar broke into your house.
April, come she will
April, come she will
April, come she will
April, come she will
Are you renting kilts?
Are you renting kilts?
Are you Wheezy Joe?
Are you Wheezy Joe?
Arthur had to fly to Atlanta for a deadbeat dad hearing.
Arthur had to fly to Atlanta for a deadbeat dad hearing.
Arthur Yardumian and his tax attorney want to reschedule their caucus for tomorrow.
Arthur Yardumian and his tax attorney want to reschedule their caucus for tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, it might be of some interest to you, being in a related business.
As a matter of fact, it might be of some interest to you, being in a related business.
As for the sexual indiscretion which he imagined took place,
As for the sexual indiscretion which he imagined took place,
As if a lead veil had been drawn across it.
As if a lead veil had been drawn across it.
As our first order of business,
As our first order of business,
As the president of N.O.M.A.N. or as a member.
As the president of N.O.M.A.N. or as a member.
At Bad Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri.
At Bad Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri.
At the preliminary hearing, he just looked so beaten.
At the preliminary hearing, he just looked so beaten.
At this point, I would think you're probably the only person
At this point, I would think you're probably the only person
Baby, this is for you.
Baby, this is for you.
Barkeep, we'll have two of your finest scotches.
Barkeep, we'll have two of your finest scotches.
Barkeep! That's the soap that used to belong to...
Barkeep! That's the soap that used to belong to...
Baron von Espy, what is your profession?
Baron von Espy, what is your profession?
Based on the skill of the individual lawyers.
Based on the skill of the individual lawyers.
Became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.
Became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.
Because of an impending legal matter,
Because of an impending legal matter,
Because their flame of love is guttering and threatens to die,
Because their flame of love is guttering and threatens to die,
Because today, for the first time in my life,
Because today, for the first time in my life,
Before her before, or before she sat before?
Before her before, or before she sat before?
Before her before.
Before her before.
Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award.
Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award.
Both parties will leave it with what they brought in and earned during.
Both parties will leave it with what they brought in and earned during.
Boy, I’m gonna nail your ass. Your ass. The old billionaire.
Boy, I’m gonna nail your ass. Your ass. The old billionaire.
But a bottle of Bromo can't love you back.
But a bottle of Bromo can't love you back.
But ever since I met Marylyn there, I can't seem to quit givin' her things.
But ever since I met Marylyn there, I can't seem to quit givin' her things.
But how could I trust you, Miles, after all this?
But how could I trust you, Miles, after all this?
But how did you get Howard to do it? It felt like it was his idea.
But how did you get Howard to do it? It felt like it was his idea.
But how do you determine which of the people on here are...
But how do you determine which of the people on here are...
But I think my client is well beyond the point of considering...
But I think my client is well beyond the point of considering...
But if the QB calls it, hell, I’m ready.
But if the QB calls it, hell, I’m ready.
But not before her.
But not before her.
But of course, yes.
But of course, yes.
But remember that you're in an emotionally vulnerable state.
But remember that you're in an emotionally vulnerable state.
But the work will have to serve as its own reward.
But the work will have to serve as its own reward.
But then he became more and more fixated
But then he became more and more fixated
But then, I guess
But then, I guess
But they knocked off that whole John D. routine
But they knocked off that whole John D. routine
But today Marylyn and Howard are taking that leap
But today Marylyn and Howard are taking that leap
But you're going through with it?
But you're going through with it?
But, madam, who is the real victim here? Let me suggest to you the following.
But, madam, who is the real victim here? Let me suggest to you the following.
But, Marylyn, do we have a man for you.
But, Marylyn, do we have a man for you.
But, Marylyn, this man is tuna.
But, Marylyn, this man is tuna.
But, no. No, I’m retaining Freddy Bender.
But, no. No, I’m retaining Freddy Bender.
By the name of Marylyn Rexroth Doyle Massey... Smith Massey.
By the name of Marylyn Rexroth Doyle Massey... Smith Massey.
Bye bye, baby!
Bye bye, baby!
Cabin seven.
Cabin seven.
Can I say this? Wealths es of our various eligible guests.
Can I say this? Wealths es of our various eligible guests.
Can you remember any specific request she made at that time?
Can you remember any specific request she made at that time?
Can't you hear the whistle blowin'
Can't you hear the whistle blowin'
Careful. Rottweilers.
Careful. Rottweilers.
Cheesy bastard!
Cheesy bastard!
Chere Marylyn. But of course.
Chere Marylyn. But of course.
Christ, you seem to be taking it pretty good.
Christ, you seem to be taking it pretty good.
Christ!
Christ!
Colleagues, when our clients come to us confused and angry and hurting
Colleagues, when our clients come to us confused and angry and hurting
Consider this office your office, your haven,
Consider this office your office, your haven,
Could I just borrow your charming fiancée for a moment?
Could I just borrow your charming fiancée for a moment?
Counselor! Freddy!
Counselor! Freddy!
Cynicism, that cloak that advertises our indifference
Cynicism, that cloak that advertises our indifference
Darling, you're exposed.
Darling, you're exposed.
Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie personal possessions do we have to amass?
Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie personal possessions do we have to amass?
Destroys love, destroys our clients, and, ultimately, destroys ourselves.
Destroys love, destroys our clients, and, ultimately, destroys ourselves.
Devastated. Simply devastated.
Devastated. Simply devastated.
Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?
Didn't have time for breakfast this morning.
Didn't have time for breakfast this morning.
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery.
Do a down and in, and up and out and different things,
Do a down and in, and up and out and different things,
Do we counsel fear or trust? Do we seek to destroy or build?
Do we counsel fear or trust? Do we seek to destroy or build?
Do we meet our clients' problems with cynicism
Do we meet our clients' problems with cynicism
Do we seek to extinguish that flame
Do we seek to extinguish that flame
Do you know him? By reputation,
Do you know him? By reputation,
Do you really think we could put all this across?
Do you really think we could put all this across?
Do you want some bones, huh? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
Do you want some bones, huh? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
Do you want some bones? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
Do you want some bones? Does Elsbieta want some bones?
Do you, Howard Drexler Doyle, take Marylyn
Do you, Howard Drexler Doyle, take Marylyn
Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey
Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey
Doctor, this is highly unusual.
Doctor, this is highly unusual.
Don't call me anymore for this penny ante shit.
Don't call me anymore for this penny ante shit.
Don't tell me. She sits around the house,
Don't tell me. She sits around the house,
Don't try to bait me, Miles. Now if you have a proposal to make, let's hear it.
Don't try to bait me, Miles. Now if you have a proposal to make, let's hear it.
Donovan Donaly.
Donovan Donaly.
Donovan, please. Let's just all talk. I mean, I think...
Donovan, please. Let's just all talk. I mean, I think...
Donovan!
Donovan!
Donovan?
Donovan?
Dump him. You can't nail his ass.
Dump him. You can't nail his ass.
Eighteen granted.
Eighteen granted.
Eighteen hundred billable hours.
Eighteen hundred billable hours.
Eighteen movements to void for respondent's prejudice.
Eighteen movements to void for respondent's prejudice.
Eighty five lunches charged.
Eighty five lunches charged.
Elsbieta.
Elsbieta.
Ended in an unjustified stain upon my reputation.
Ended in an unjustified stain upon my reputation.
Even through its dissolution. Mrs. Gutman here,
Even through its dissolution. Mrs. Gutman here,
Even your indigenous Americans, I believe it was your Cree, used to...
Even your indigenous Americans, I believe it was your Cree, used to...
Everything goes to Marylyn.
Everything goes to Marylyn.
Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss.
Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss.
Except for two years when he was in the Navy in Southeast Asia.
Except for two years when he was in the Navy in Southeast Asia.
Excuse me, Mr. Doyle.
Excuse me, Mr. Doyle.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Explain this away, darling.
Explain this away, darling.
Family Court of the Fifth District of Los Angeles County now in session.
Family Court of the Fifth District of Los Angeles County now in session.
Few great accomplishments are achieved single handedly, Wrigley.
Few great accomplishments are achieved single handedly, Wrigley.
Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold
Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold
Five hundred and sixty four summary judgments.
Five hundred and sixty four summary judgments.
For a pocketful of mumbles Such are promises
For a pocketful of mumbles Such are promises
For developing and examining these photos of her address book.
For developing and examining these photos of her address book.
For his special ed classes are truly justified, given the great strides...
For his special ed classes are truly justified, given the great strides...
For its relevance in the Chapman filing.
For its relevance in the Chapman filing.
For my part, I've made the leap of love, and there's no going back.
For my part, I've made the leap of love, and there's no going back.
For the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day.
For the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day.
For where a heart is hard, they make no battery.
For where a heart is hard, they make no battery.
Fourteen summary judgments sought.
Fourteen summary judgments sought.
Freddy Bender, this is Rex Rexroth. And you are the lovely Marylyn.
Freddy Bender, this is Rex Rexroth. And you are the lovely Marylyn.
Freddy said she was flying in with him. Celebrating, I guess.
Freddy said she was flying in with him. Celebrating, I guess.
Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!
Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!
Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!
Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!
Freddy! Come on, Freddy! No fair!
Freddy! Come on, Freddy! No fair!
Freddy.
Freddy.
Friends,
Friends,
From the Los Angeles firm of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick,
From the Los Angeles firm of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick,
From the mind of my dear Howard Doyle.
From the mind of my dear Howard Doyle.
Funny, isn't it? We're frightened of this emotion,
Funny, isn't it? We're frightened of this emotion,
George was so impressed, he hired him when he divorced his second.
George was so impressed, he hired him when he divorced his second.
Get that thing off me now!
Get that thing off me now!
Get that thing off me now!
Get that thing off me now!
Get Wrigley to look up Oliphant V. Oliphant, Commonwealth of Virginia,
Get Wrigley to look up Oliphant V. Oliphant, Commonwealth of Virginia,
Get yourself some clean scrubs, and have them prepare the OR.
Get yourself some clean scrubs, and have them prepare the OR.
Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!
Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!
God bless you all.
God bless you all.
God.
God.
Golly, the whole left side of his body is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
Golly, the whole left side of his body is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
Gonna lose you.
Gonna lose you.
Good day, Ollie. I’m great. You?
Good day, Ollie. I’m great. You?
Good God. Talk about your oxymoron.
Good God. Talk about your oxymoron.
Good, sir.
Good, sir.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye. You know, thank you so much.
Goodbye. You know, thank you so much.
Got three of those yard people.
Got three of those yard people.
Grandpa nearly had a stroke.
Grandpa nearly had a stroke.
Gus, you outdid yourself.
Gus, you outdid yourself.
Gus. Did you see any evidence?
Gus. Did you see any evidence?
Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching.
Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching.
Hair appointment in the morning. Afternoon?
Hair appointment in the morning. Afternoon?
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.
Hard...
Hard...
Has anyone any bones?
Has anyone any bones?
Has anyone any bones? Hard, crunchy bones for the...
Has anyone any bones? Hard, crunchy bones for the...
Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?
Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?
He asked me to deliver the keynote address at this year's convention in Vegas.
He asked me to deliver the keynote address at this year's convention in Vegas.
He called it incipient communism, you know, and of course, that's when he had his stroke.
He called it incipient communism, you know, and of course, that's when he had his stroke.
He did have a stroke, but that was later, during the labor activity in '52.
He did have a stroke, but that was later, during the labor activity in '52.
He got Phyllis Rumsey that cute little island of George's.
He got Phyllis Rumsey that cute little island of George's.
He has a soap opera, The Sands of Time. It’s a silly show.
He has a soap opera, The Sands of Time. It’s a silly show.
He manufactures staples and industrial brad tacks. He's very successful.
He manufactures staples and industrial brad tacks. He's very successful.
He read your article about palimony settlements in same sex partnerships.
He read your article about palimony settlements in same sex partnerships.
He tells me that Marylyn Rexroth Doyle is now richer than Croesus.
He tells me that Marylyn Rexroth Doyle is now richer than Croesus.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's not an oil tycoon. An actor.
He's not an oil tycoon. An actor.
He's the first one into the office in the morning. No home life.
He's the first one into the office in the morning. No home life.
Hear that? Okay? No, no. No, no.
Hear that? Okay? No, no. No, no.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! Problem?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! Problem?
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! Tenzing Norgay.
Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! Tenzing Norgay.
Hello, darlings.
Hello, darlings.
Hello, Marge.
Hello, Marge.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Yes?
Hello? Yes?
Herb, for the first time in my career, I don't know what to do.
Herb, for the first time in my career, I don't know what to do.
Here Marylyn’s had me runnin' up and down Rodeo Drive all day long.
Here Marylyn’s had me runnin' up and down Rodeo Drive all day long.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Here's the star of our show, Gus Petch!
Here's the star of our show, Gus Petch!
Hey! Hey, hey. We didn't actually have sex.
Hey! Hey, hey. We didn't actually have sex.
His tantrum might have ended this schmo's life and ruined his own.
His tantrum might have ended this schmo's life and ruined his own.
Hmm. Who owns that piece of shit van down there?
Hmm. Who owns that piece of shit van down there?
Hold on. Now here come the good part.
Hold on. Now here come the good part.
Hold on. Now here come the good part.
Hold on. Now here come the good part.
Honey? Honey?
Honey? Honey?
Honey? My key doesn't work. Can we talk about this?
Honey? My key doesn't work. Can we talk about this?
How charming. An aphorist.
How charming. An aphorist.
How could I ever trust you again? I mean really trust you, Miles?
How could I ever trust you again? I mean really trust you, Miles?
How many cases has Herb Myerson won?
How many cases has Herb Myerson won?
How would you describe your husband's sexual proclivities?
How would you describe your husband's sexual proclivities?
How you doing, Donovan? How you doing, man?
How you doing, Donovan? How you doing, man?
How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.
How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world.
Howard and I are here because I’ve learned through bitter experience
Howard and I are here because I’ve learned through bitter experience
Howard D. and I are planning to marry.
Howard D. and I are planning to marry.
Howard!
Howard!
Howard? Mackenzie the Mechanical Marvel.
Howard? Mackenzie the Mechanical Marvel.
Howard's lawyers prefer it. I insist upon it.
Howard's lawyers prefer it. I insist upon it.
I also happened to let him know that I was taking her out to dinner.
I also happened to let him know that I was taking her out to dinner.
I always win.
I always win.
I am curious about her visit of five years ago. January, 1 998.
I am curious about her visit of five years ago. January, 1 998.
I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told
I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told
I am mortgaged up to my heinie.
I am mortgaged up to my heinie.
I am Mr. Smith. Thank you.
I am Mr. Smith. Thank you.
I am the concierge of Les Pantaloons Rouges
I am the concierge of Les Pantaloons Rouges
I assume you're a carnivore.
I assume you're a carnivore.
I can always tell, coming back from Vegas, who didn't win.
I can always tell, coming back from Vegas, who didn't win.
I can only assume.
I can only assume.
I can't help it. You don't decide to become bored. It just happens.
I can't help it. You don't decide to become bored. It just happens.
I could have you disbarred for that.
I could have you disbarred for that.
I did it! It was I! I introduced her to that silly man!
I did it! It was I! I introduced her to that silly man!
I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.
I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do. Yes. I do. I do.
I do. Yes. I do. I do.
I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,
I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,
I don't know. She has Rottweilers.
I don't know. She has Rottweilers.
I don't see why my leadership skills should...
I don't see why my leadership skills should...
I don't sneak around sniffing the sheets. God damn it, I’m Gus Petch!
I don't sneak around sniffing the sheets. God damn it, I’m Gus Petch!
I doubt it. Tenzing Norgay was the Sherpa
I doubt it. Tenzing Norgay was the Sherpa
I gave him an idea for a new show, so he made me a partner.
I gave him an idea for a new show, so he made me a partner.
I got you. See this?
I got you. See this?
I guess without the prenup, it's something that even Freddy could manage.
I guess without the prenup, it's something that even Freddy could manage.
I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book.
I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book.
I have a new car. I have two new cars. I have a tab at the Mercedes dealership.
I have a new car. I have two new cars. I have a tab at the Mercedes dealership.
I have an appointment this afternoon with Rex and his schnauzer.
I have an appointment this afternoon with Rex and his schnauzer.
I have medication, but I can't take it before elective surgery.
I have medication, but I can't take it before elective surgery.
I have some photos here of Miss Rexroth,
I have some photos here of Miss Rexroth,
I have squandered my resistance
I have squandered my resistance
I have to admit, I don't like living alone. I mean, do I need 46 rooms?
I have to admit, I don't like living alone. I mean, do I need 46 rooms?
I hereby declare the 12th Congress
I hereby declare the 12th Congress
I intend to have Freddy seek an injunction
I intend to have Freddy seek an injunction
I introduced her to that silly man.
I introduced her to that silly man.
I just felt so sorry for him for a minute there.
I just felt so sorry for him for a minute there.
I know the feeling.
I know the feeling.
I know you're busy, and you charge by the hour, so I’ll get straight to the point.
I know you're busy, and you charge by the hour, so I’ll get straight to the point.
I love you, man.
I love you, man.
I love you. I mean, I love you like a son of a bitch!
I love you. I mean, I love you like a son of a bitch!
I mean, think about it, man. A year without an erection?
I mean, think about it, man. A year without an erection?
I must say, for someone in your line of work, you don't exhibit a great deal of tact.
I must say, for someone in your line of work, you don't exhibit a great deal of tact.
I need your attention for a minute. Stadium seat ass warmers?
I need your attention for a minute. Stadium seat ass warmers?
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I really have to be going.
I really have to be going.
I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present.
I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see. Baron, do you recognize that woman?
I see. Baron, do you recognize that woman?
I think she bought it.
I think she bought it.
I thought he'd outgrown trains.
I thought he'd outgrown trains.
I thought that went well.
I thought that went well.
I trust you!
I trust you!
I wanna find her Norgay.
I wanna find her Norgay.
I wanna make sure that you both understand what it is you're asking.
I wanna make sure that you both understand what it is you're asking.
I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines.
I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines.
I was depressed, 'cause I’m impotent, you know.
I was depressed, 'cause I’m impotent, you know.
I wish to execute a prenuptial agreement.
I wish to execute a prenuptial agreement.
I wish to talk to you about something more important.
I wish to talk to you about something more important.
I wish to talk to you from the heart.
I wish to talk to you from the heart.
I wish to talk to you today not about technical matters of law.
I wish to talk to you today not about technical matters of law.
I would be delighted, honored really, if you'd...
I would be delighted, honored really, if you'd...
I would like to offer my congratulations. It was a beautiful gesture of Howard's.
I would like to offer my congratulations. It was a beautiful gesture of Howard's.
I'd always picked him as some sort of deadbeat, but happy to be proved wrong.
I'd always picked him as some sort of deadbeat, but happy to be proved wrong.
I'll give you fun and games. Explain this away.
I'll give you fun and games. Explain this away.
I'm gonna get it. I got it.
I'm gonna get it. I got it.
I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass.
I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass.
I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah!
I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah!
I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah.
I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah.
I've been workin' on the railroad
I've been workin' on the railroad
I’ll do the talking. I know you'll be tempted to chime in,
I’ll do the talking. I know you'll be tempted to chime in,
I’ll get right on it. I’ll whip something up.
I’ll get right on it. I’ll whip something up.
I’ll have the tournedos of beef. The lady will have the same. Thank you.
I’ll have the tournedos of beef. The lady will have the same. Thank you.
I’ll have Wrigley meet us at the Wee Kirk o' the Heather.
I’ll have Wrigley meet us at the Wee Kirk o' the Heather.
I’ll just have a salad, please. Baby field greens.
I’ll just have a salad, please. Baby field greens.
I’ll take care of you later.
I’ll take care of you later.
I’ll tell you what you can do. You can act like a man.
I’ll tell you what you can do. You can act like a man.
I’m a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount.
I’m a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount.
I’m a patsy. I’m a sitting duck. I’m lost.
I’m a patsy. I’m a sitting duck. I’m lost.
I’m as hard as a rock.
I’m as hard as a rock.
I’m goddamn pleased to meet you.
I’m goddamn pleased to meet you.
I’m going to allow it.
I’m going to allow it.
I’m going to allow it.
I’m going to allow it.
I’m going to marry again, nail the guy's ass good.
I’m going to marry again, nail the guy's ass good.
I’m gonna nail your ass.
I’m gonna nail your ass.
I’m gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass.
I’m gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass.
I’m having facial injections. That kills Friday and Saturday.
I’m having facial injections. That kills Friday and Saturday.
I’m not one of these cream puff, sit behind a desk private dicks.
I’m not one of these cream puff, sit behind a desk private dicks.
I’m not proud of what I’ve done, but God knows, I did trust you once.
I’m not proud of what I’ve done, but God knows, I did trust you once.
I’m not sick! You're the one who's sick!
I’m not sick! You're the one who's sick!
I’m not sure that I actually follow that.
I’m not sure that I actually follow that.
I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just consulting with an associate.
I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just consulting with an associate.
I’m speaking with no knowledge. This is what Mr. Smith wants.
I’m speaking with no knowledge. This is what Mr. Smith wants.
I’m telling you, honey, getting laid is financial Russian roulette.
I’m telling you, honey, getting laid is financial Russian roulette.
I’ve been trying to nail George's ass for years, but he is so careful.
I’ve been trying to nail George's ass for years, but he is so careful.
I’ve invested five good years in my marriage to Rex,
I’ve invested five good years in my marriage to Rex,
I’ve seen them come in here weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral.
I’ve seen them come in here weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral.
If it is perceived to be dancing to the music of a hurdy gurdy!
If it is perceived to be dancing to the music of a hurdy gurdy!
In a month or so, once I’ve established that I’ve tried to make the marriage work.
In a month or so, once I’ve established that I’ve tried to make the marriage work.
In any firm, there can be only one ramrod.
In any firm, there can be only one ramrod.
In fact, destroys.
In fact, destroys.
In the world of matrimonial law, there are multiple tactics.
In the world of matrimonial law, there are multiple tactics.
In the world of...
In the world of...
In today's cynical world,
In today's cynical world,
Independence. Two edged sword.
Independence. Two edged sword.
Interrupt for a second? Yeah.
Interrupt for a second? Yeah.
Is it the kilt?
Is it the kilt?
Is she armed? Give me a minute.
Is she armed? Give me a minute.
Is that all?
Is that all?
Is that one person?
Is that one person?
It allows me to buttonhook and, you know,
It allows me to buttonhook and, you know,
It can't be executed after the parties wed.
It can't be executed after the parties wed.
It is a privileged to call to the podium our keynote speaker.
It is a privileged to call to the podium our keynote speaker.
It was something he had the engineers at the factory design.
It was something he had the engineers at the factory design.
It was worth it.
It was worth it.
It's a word we matrimonial lawyers avoid.
It's a word we matrimonial lawyers avoid.
It's just a guy going door to door selling pool cleaner.
It's just a guy going door to door selling pool cleaner.
It's so hard to take that great leap of faith aboard the ship of love and caring.
It's so hard to take that great leap of faith aboard the ship of love and caring.
It’ll be a small operation, a boutique firm.
It’ll be a small operation, a boutique firm.
It’s a challenge.
It’s a challenge.
It’s about a job tonight. God damn it!
It’s about a job tonight. God damn it!
It’s for you.
It’s for you.
It’s Howard. You see, I have no nerves.
It’s Howard. You see, I have no nerves.
It’s Mr. Smith's address. Although Mr. Smith is not directly involved.
It’s Mr. Smith's address. Although Mr. Smith is not directly involved.
It’s my gift to Howard for his peace of mind.
It’s my gift to Howard for his peace of mind.
It’s not secondhand, Your Honor.
It’s not secondhand, Your Honor.
It’s not something I wanted either.
It’s not something I wanted either.
It’s quite a coincidence him dropping by, and you two knowing each other so well.
It’s quite a coincidence him dropping by, and you two knowing each other so well.
It’s the prenup.
It’s the prenup.
It’s what they all fall back on when they don't have a prenup.
It’s what they all fall back on when they don't have a prenup.
Jim says he wants a meeting today if possible.
Jim says he wants a meeting today if possible.
Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge
Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge
Just door to door, Running low on chlorine? That kind of thing.
Just door to door, Running low on chlorine? That kind of thing.
Just stay strong until the divorce is final.
Just stay strong until the divorce is final.
Just to pass the time away
Just to pass the time away
Kershner does not apply.
Kershner does not apply.
Kind of hit and run shoppin', you know. Take no prisoners.
Kind of hit and run shoppin', you know. Take no prisoners.
Knock, knock. Excuse me. Mr. Donaly?
Knock, knock. Excuse me. Mr. Donaly?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last time I will address you
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last time I will address you
Ladies, I’m not seeing anyone until I’ve finished nailing Rex's ass.
Ladies, I’m not seeing anyone until I’ve finished nailing Rex's ass.
Ladies, if you'll excuse us. We have to talk.
Ladies, if you'll excuse us. We have to talk.
Lance Kelso.
Lance Kelso.
Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin 1990, sir.
Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin 1990, sir.
Leave him alone!
Leave him alone!
Let me ask you this, what kind of a settlement do you seek?
Let me ask you this, what kind of a settlement do you seek?
Let me finish, please. I’m not concerned with who slapped whom first.
Let me finish, please. I’m not concerned with who slapped whom first.
Let me finish. Jesus, have you never been married before?
Let me finish. Jesus, have you never been married before?
Let me rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, how high is that wall around your heart?
Let me rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, how high is that wall around your heart?
Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
Lf I lied and cheated and was with Rex only for his money,
Lf I lied and cheated and was with Rex only for his money,
Lf this deal goes south, I am ruined. I will lose millions.
Lf this deal goes south, I am ruined. I will lose millions.
Lf you care to join me in my new endeavor, I’d be delighted.
Lf you care to join me in my new endeavor, I’d be delighted.
Lf you could just give us another chance.
Lf you could just give us another chance.
Lf you please, sir, not the larynx!
Lf you please, sir, not the larynx!
Lifecycle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
Lifecycle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.
Like Rodney what's his name.
Like Rodney what's his name.
Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.
Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.
Liquidless gas that attacks the central nervous system
Liquidless gas that attacks the central nervous system
Look who is here. Hi!
Look who is here. Hi!
Look, get yourself a new car.
Look, get yourself a new car.
Look, it's a no go. You get it?
Look, it's a no go. You get it?
Look, Marylyn, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?
Look, Marylyn, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?
Look, Miles, I think it's only fair to warn you that after a decent interval,
Look, Miles, I think it's only fair to warn you that after a decent interval,
Look, now that the marriage is winding down,
Look, now that the marriage is winding down,
Lost?
Lost?
Love is good.
Love is good.
Love need cause us no shame. Love is...
Love need cause us no shame. Love is...
Love, and trust, and not a thing else.
Love, and trust, and not a thing else.
Love.
Love.
Makes you wonder about the entire legal system,
Makes you wonder about the entire legal system,
Man hater, huh?
Man hater, huh?
Marylyn here, she says you're the best. Says you're aces.
Marylyn here, she says you're the best. Says you're aces.
Marylyn Rexroth is even now climbing her Everest.
Marylyn Rexroth is even now climbing her Everest.
Marylyn Rexroth wants to see you.
Marylyn Rexroth wants to see you.
Marylyn, didn't last night mean anything to you?
Marylyn, didn't last night mean anything to you?
Marylyn, listen to me. No arguments. No discussions.
Marylyn, listen to me. No arguments. No discussions.
Marylyn, shame on you.
Marylyn, shame on you.
Marylyn, think of me for a moment, not as an attorney but as a friend.
Marylyn, think of me for a moment, not as an attorney but as a friend.
Marylyn, this is a moment to savor.
Marylyn, this is a moment to savor.
Marylyn, what a lovely surprise.
Marylyn, what a lovely surprise.
Marylyn, what a...
Marylyn, what a...
Marylyn, you must leave the house immediately.
Marylyn, you must leave the house immediately.
Marylyn, you're welcome to examine this.
Marylyn, you're welcome to examine this.
Marylyn.
Marylyn.
Marylyn. How nice of you to...
Marylyn. How nice of you to...
Marylyn. When did she...
Marylyn. When did she...
May I introduce Howard D. Doyle of Doyle Oil.
May I introduce Howard D. Doyle of Doyle Oil.
May, she will stay
May, she will stay
Maybe I’m reckless.
Maybe I’m reckless.
Miles Massey? Of Massey Myerson?
Miles Massey? Of Massey Myerson?
Miles Massey.
Miles Massey.
Miles Massey. Please, sit. Relax.
Miles Massey. Please, sit. Relax.
Miles Massey's office. Hey, it's me. Any messages?
Miles Massey's office. Hey, it's me. Any messages?
Miles, please.
Miles, please.
Miles, that's...
Miles, that's...
Miles, why so angry?
Miles, why so angry?
Miles, you'll always be my favorite husband. But no more sentiment, darling.
Miles, you'll always be my favorite husband. But no more sentiment, darling.
Miles.
Miles.
More landscaping.
More landscaping.
More money than she could ever hope to spend.
More money than she could ever hope to spend.
More to the point, no wriggle room.
More to the point, no wriggle room.
Most have their Norgays.
Most have their Norgays.
Mr. Donaly, excuse me.
Mr. Donaly, excuse me.
Mr. Donaly. I need a name.
Mr. Donaly. I need a name.
Mr. Massey has a point there. I’m going to allow it.
Mr. Massey has a point there. I’m going to allow it.
Mr. Massey, any questions?
Mr. Massey, any questions?
Mr. Massey, the senior partner would like to see you.
Mr. Massey, the senior partner would like to see you.
Mr. Massey?
Mr. Massey?
Mr. Massey.
Mr. Massey.
Mr. Smith would like you to neutralize,
Mr. Smith would like you to neutralize,
Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith.
Mrs. Donaly.
Mrs. Donaly.
Ms. Rexroth. I am so delighted you decided to come.
Ms. Rexroth. I am so delighted you decided to come.
My client asks that you not initiate proceedings
My client asks that you not initiate proceedings
My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
My client has ruled that out.
My client has ruled that out.
My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution
My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution
My client is prepared to settle for 50% of the marital assets.
My client is prepared to settle for 50% of the marital assets.
My friend... My best friend, Sarah Sorkin.
My friend... My best friend, Sarah Sorkin.
My motives were impugned. I was slandered in court.
My motives were impugned. I was slandered in court.
Nail your ass!
Nail your ass!
Nail your ass! Nail your ass!
Nail your ass! Nail your ass!
Naturally, the first concern for both parties is the welfare of little Wendell Junior.
Naturally, the first concern for both parties is the welfare of little Wendell Junior.
Neither am l.
Neither am l.
Nevertheless, we do question whether the continuing expenses
Nevertheless, we do question whether the continuing expenses
Nine hundred and ninety nine lunches charged.
Nine hundred and ninety nine lunches charged.
No fault divorce. Two week divorce without a lawyer.
No fault divorce. Two week divorce without a lawyer.
No further questions, Your Honor.
No further questions, Your Honor.
No go concerning Marylyn.
No go concerning Marylyn.
No maybes.
No maybes.
No one can profit from the marriage.
No one can profit from the marriage.
No one need be the wiser, so you can just go on home.
No one need be the wiser, so you can just go on home.
No, he never...
No, he never...
No, no. No go. No contract. It’s off. It’s...
No, no. No go. No contract. It’s off. It’s...
No, that's not all.
No, that's not all.
No, they are not candies. Milk Bones. Hard, crunchy bones for the teeth.
No, they are not candies. Milk Bones. Hard, crunchy bones for the teeth.
No, you idiot. Not the Tenzing Norgay. Her Tenzing Norgay.
No, you idiot. Not the Tenzing Norgay. Her Tenzing Norgay.
No, you should stay away from her, Miles.
No, you should stay away from her, Miles.
No? Am I going too far here? Were his sexual... No.
No? Am I going too far here? Were his sexual... No.
No.
No.
No. No, nothing doing until the ink is dry on the settlement.
No. No, nothing doing until the ink is dry on the settlement.
No. Nothing so frivolous.
No. Nothing so frivolous.
Not a good sign. And have you, yourself, exploited your understood freedom?
Not a good sign. And have you, yourself, exploited your understood freedom?
Not emotionally, of course. Just we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
Not emotionally, of course. Just we couldn't keep our hands off each other.
Not in any way.
Not in any way.
Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.
Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.
Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth, you're ably represented.
Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth, you're ably represented.
Noted. Let me rephrase.
Noted. Let me rephrase.
Nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Nothing?
Nothing?
Now I am, of course, aware
Now I am, of course, aware
Now I’m going to have it stuffed, mounted,
Now I’m going to have it stuffed, mounted,
Now you didn't ask me here to pick me up. You could be disbarred for that.
Now you didn't ask me here to pick me up. You could be disbarred for that.
Now, a husband. That's an unusual request.
Now, a husband. That's an unusual request.
Now, Baron... Where were we?
Now, Baron... Where were we?
Now, correct me, but since by now the ink must be dry,
Now, correct me, but since by now the ink must be dry,
Now, honey, it's like the padre said. I want love and trust between us.
Now, honey, it's like the padre said. I want love and trust between us.
Now, I know it's not common practice
Now, I know it's not common practice
Now, I myself went to Texas A&M. I’m an Aggie.
Now, I myself went to Texas A&M. I’m an Aggie.
Now, is it my understanding that the Massey prenup has never been penetrated?
Now, is it my understanding that the Massey prenup has never been penetrated?
Now, Mrs. Gutman, you testified
Now, Mrs. Gutman, you testified
Now, you listen to me. I’m gonna talk to you about the goddamn law.
Now, you listen to me. I’m gonna talk to you about the goddamn law.
Now? Night manager at McDonald's.
Now? Night manager at McDonald's.
Objection, Your Honor! Strangling the witness!
Objection, Your Honor! Strangling the witness!
Obscene wealth becomes you.
Obscene wealth becomes you.
Of course. And your wife is aware and/or has evidence?
Of course. And your wife is aware and/or has evidence?
Of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick, LLP,
Of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick, LLP,
Of the love between our two friends, Marylyn and Howard.
Of the love between our two friends, Marylyn and Howard.
Of the National Organization of Matrimonial Attorneys Nationwide open.
Of the National Organization of Matrimonial Attorneys Nationwide open.
Oh, and get a fruit and pastry basket in the conference room for my 9:30.
Oh, and get a fruit and pastry basket in the conference room for my 9:30.
Oh, damn lawyers. No offense to the present company or anything, you know.
Oh, damn lawyers. No offense to the present company or anything, you know.
Oh, Freddy thinks you're a buffoon. He says you've been too successful.
Oh, Freddy thinks you're a buffoon. He says you've been too successful.
Oh, good God, Miles. What are you looking for?
Oh, good God, Miles. What are you looking for?
Oh, Gussy, go back to the Rabinowitz tape again.
Oh, Gussy, go back to the Rabinowitz tape again.
Oh, honey pie, do I look worried?
Oh, honey pie, do I look worried?
Oh, honey, come on, now.
Oh, honey, come on, now.
Oh, I believe the residence will be part of the settlement.
Oh, I believe the residence will be part of the settlement.
Oh, look, I know that you're upset, honey.
Oh, look, I know that you're upset, honey.
Oh, many times for relaxing and making Alpine recreation.
Oh, many times for relaxing and making Alpine recreation.
Oh, my God, Marylyn. You're exposed.
Oh, my God, Marylyn. You're exposed.
Oh, their pathetic look.
Oh, their pathetic look.
Oh, this'll be no settlement. lf I know Marylyn Rexroth,
Oh, this'll be no settlement. lf I know Marylyn Rexroth,
Oh, well, about as much as it'll mean to you, half of your net worth.
Oh, well, about as much as it'll mean to you, half of your net worth.
Oh, yea, oh yea!
Oh, yea, oh yea!
Oh, yeah, I've always had ample proportions but believe you me, it's all muscle.
Oh, yeah, I've always had ample proportions but believe you me, it's all muscle.
Oh, yeah. I’m gonna nail your ass.
Oh, yeah. I’m gonna nail your ass.
Oh, you must be talking about Grandpa John. My papa's John D., too.
Oh, you must be talking about Grandpa John. My papa's John D., too.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I won.
Okay, I won.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Okay, man. Now let's be reasonable about this, okay?
Okay. Okay, man. Now let's be reasonable about this, okay?
Oliphant v. Oliphant. Relevance in Chapman.
Oliphant v. Oliphant. Relevance in Chapman.
Ollie!
Ollie!
On the disposition of marital assets following murder/suicide.
On the disposition of marital assets following murder/suicide.
On toys and machinery and devices of various kinds.
On toys and machinery and devices of various kinds.
One man... What are you talking about?
One man... What are you talking about?
Only love is in mind if the Massey is signed.
Only love is in mind if the Massey is signed.
Or one of those other...
Or one of those other...
Or with love?
Or with love?
Or you stand in contempt. And then we argue.
Or you stand in contempt. And then we argue.
Our lawyers can.
Our lawyers can.
Pastry? Going begging.
Pastry? Going begging.
Pending his setting certain affairs in order.
Pending his setting certain affairs in order.
People don't go on safaris 'cause they hate animals.
People don't go on safaris 'cause they hate animals.
Please, Miles. Sit. Sit down.
Please, Miles. Sit. Sit down.
Please, Ms. Rexroth. And you must be Mr. Massey.
Please, Ms. Rexroth. And you must be Mr. Massey.
Please, no calls. I’m feeling a little fragile.
Please, no calls. I’m feeling a little fragile.
Please. Repeatedly, was at the time, brandishing your firearm.
Please. Repeatedly, was at the time, brandishing your firearm.
Poor Freddy. He was awfully blue after my last divorce.
Poor Freddy. He was awfully blue after my last divorce.
Post pattern every now and then. Your tight ends don't generally run a post.
Post pattern every now and then. Your tight ends don't generally run a post.
Problem is everyone is willing to compromise.
Problem is everyone is willing to compromise.
Put that thing on my neck now.
Put that thing on my neck now.
Quite a paper trail. Had it in the dog's name.
Quite a paper trail. Had it in the dog's name.
Recite your keynote address. Take a cold shower.
Recite your keynote address. Take a cold shower.
Relax and enjoy your pool.
Relax and enjoy your pool.
Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
Resting in my arms again
Resting in my arms again
Rex, for your own safety, get away from the door.
Rex, for your own safety, get away from the door.
Rex, get away from the door.
Rex, get away from the door.
Rex, get away from the door.
Rex, get away from the door.
Rex. Sit.
Rex. Sit.
Rise up early in the...
Rise up early in the...
Sarah Battista O'Flanagan Sorkin?
Sarah Battista O'Flanagan Sorkin?
Sarah Sorkin just died!
Sarah Sorkin just died!
Sarah, one husband at a time.
Sarah, one husband at a time.
See, that's exactly right. The point is...
See, that's exactly right. The point is...
Shall be the truth, the whole truth
Shall be the truth, the whole truth
Shamed, and disgraced the entire firm.
Shamed, and disgraced the entire firm.
She can't really love this dope, can she?
She can't really love this dope, can she?
She could buy and sell you 1 0 times over.
She could buy and sell you 1 0 times over.
She is exposed. No prenup. She's a sitting duck.
She is exposed. No prenup. She's a sitting duck.
She said it was a cruise.
She said it was a cruise.
She said she wanted a very rich husband.
She said she wanted a very rich husband.
She said that she required a husband!
She said that she required a husband!
She said that she required a husband.
She said that she required a husband.
She signed a prenup for an oil millionaire.
She signed a prenup for an oil millionaire.
She specificated a man who, though clever at making money,
She specificated a man who, though clever at making money,
She specificated a man with a wandering pee pee.
She specificated a man with a wandering pee pee.
She specificated a silly man.
She specificated a silly man.
She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths es... The wealths es.
She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths es... The wealths es.
She was alone.
She was alone.
She won't... She won't suffer, will she?
She won't... She won't suffer, will she?
She'd been dead for two days before her Pilates instructor found her.
She'd been dead for two days before her Pilates instructor found her.
She's a sitting duck. Can't kill her. No need.
She's a sitting duck. Can't kill her. No need.
She's gonna score some points concerning her husband's sexual politics.
She's gonna score some points concerning her husband's sexual politics.
She's here now.
She's here now.
She's not poor. She's richer than you.
She's not poor. She's richer than you.
She's rich. And I love her. Don't need to kill her.
She's rich. And I love her. Don't need to kill her.
Shit, did you see that?
Shit, did you see that?
Should your husband decide to take it that far.
Should your husband decide to take it that far.
Shrink. How's your Thursday?
Shrink. How's your Thursday?
Silly man. I am a baron.
Silly man. I am a baron.
Since first you met?
Since first you met?
Sir, I am the concierge!
Sir, I am the concierge!
Six hundred and eighty billable at full attorney rate.
Six hundred and eighty billable at full attorney rate.
Smothered with French dressing.
Smothered with French dressing.
So are we sure that this is what we want?
So are we sure that this is what we want?
So have you argued before her before?
So have you argued before her before?
So he's selling pool cleaner now? Well, this is the neighborhood for that.
So he's selling pool cleaner now? Well, this is the neighborhood for that.
So how does it feel?
So how does it feel?
So it's just for the hunt with the trophy at the end?
So it's just for the hunt with the trophy at the end?
So it's my desire to remove any trace of suspicion
So it's my desire to remove any trace of suspicion
So let us raise a glass to friendship.
So let us raise a glass to friendship.
So lonesome that I took some comfort there
So lonesome that I took some comfort there
So that I can massage the kinks out of our testimony.
So that I can massage the kinks out of our testimony.
So that we can sift through the smoldering wreckage for our paltry reward?
So that we can sift through the smoldering wreckage for our paltry reward?
So the vacuum cleaner wasn't available to me for several months.
So the vacuum cleaner wasn't available to me for several months.
So who's Rex's guy? Miles Massey.
So who's Rex's guy? Miles Massey.
So why'd he lock himself in the den?
So why'd he lock himself in the den?
So you can't hope to benefit from the marriage?
So you can't hope to benefit from the marriage?
So you caught me porking... Having relations with your old lady.
So you caught me porking... Having relations with your old lady.
So you propose that, in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part,
So you propose that, in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part,
So, tell me,
So, tell me,
So, Wrigley, I’m gonna be relinquishing my partnership in Massey Myerson.
So, Wrigley, I’m gonna be relinquishing my partnership in Massey Myerson.
So, you and Rex are...
So, you and Rex are...
Solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give
Solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give
Something inside of me died
Something inside of me died
Something you won't understand, Miles. Howard and I are very much in love.
Something you won't understand, Miles. Howard and I are very much in love.
Son of a bitch Marvin Mitchelson.
Son of a bitch Marvin Mitchelson.
Sounds like to me you gonna nail his ass.
Sounds like to me you gonna nail his ass.
Still you have to admire him for taking those pictures.
Still you have to admire him for taking those pictures.
Stop him. Objection.
Stop him. Objection.
Struggle and challenge and ultimate destruction of your opponent, that's life.
Struggle and challenge and ultimate destruction of your opponent, that's life.
Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet,
Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet,
Sure. Rottweilers.
Sure. Rottweilers.
Surely, Mr. Massey, you've addressed enough juries
Surely, Mr. Massey, you've addressed enough juries
Take Marylyn Hamilton Rexroth Doyle to be your lawful wedded wife?
Take Marylyn Hamilton Rexroth Doyle to be your lawful wedded wife?
Take Miles Longfellow Massey to be your lawful wedded husband,
Take Miles Longfellow Massey to be your lawful wedded husband,
Tell me more about yourself.
Tell me more about yourself.
Tell us, Baron, did you introduce her to such a man?
Tell us, Baron, did you introduce her to such a man?
Tell Wrigley to prepare a filing to attach.
Tell Wrigley to prepare a filing to attach.
Tenzing Norgay. That's someone she slept with.
Tenzing Norgay. That's someone she slept with.
Terminate, render unto a state of, so that she isn't so much...
Terminate, render unto a state of, so that she isn't so much...
Than the one that addressed you last year
Than the one that addressed you last year
Thank you, Branco.
Thank you, Branco.
Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thanks for the professional help.
Thanks for the professional help.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That helped Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest.
That helped Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest.
That I’m sure that I’ll be able to make it equally as transparent to any jury,
That I’m sure that I’ll be able to make it equally as transparent to any jury,
That is correct.
That is correct.
That is Mr. Smith's address. Massey's, Smith...
That is Mr. Smith's address. Massey's, Smith...
That these remarks will be received here with cynicism.
That these remarks will be received here with cynicism.
That they do believe, that they do have faith, that they do love.
That they do believe, that they do have faith, that they do love.
That was Marvin Untermeyer. He was Rex Rexroth's personal attorney.
That was Marvin Untermeyer. He was Rex Rexroth's personal attorney.
That when it comes to matrimony and law, you are the very best.
That when it comes to matrimony and law, you are the very best.
That would forbid you to approach within 500 feet of my house.
That would forbid you to approach within 500 feet of my house.
That you were your husband's sexual slave for 36 years during your marriage.
That you were your husband's sexual slave for 36 years during your marriage.
That's her job. You should respect that.
That's her job. You should respect that.
That's his lawyer.
That's his lawyer.
That's my bloody Jag!
That's my bloody Jag!
That's my bloody Jag!
That's my bloody Jag!
That's my Jag! That's my Jag!
That's my Jag! That's my Jag!
That's not criminal.
That's not criminal.
That's the problem with the institution of marriage. It’s based on compromise.
That's the problem with the institution of marriage. It’s based on compromise.
That's what I’m after.
That's what I’m after.
The actor? From a TV producer. I think you know him.
The actor? From a TV producer. I think you know him.
The Deuce, we called him. You know, kind of the rebel of the family.
The Deuce, we called him. You know, kind of the rebel of the family.
The dog's rented.
The dog's rented.
The government stepped in. They called it mediation.
The government stepped in. They called it mediation.
The Honorable Marva Munson presiding. All rise.
The Honorable Marva Munson presiding. All rise.
The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge.
The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge.
The Massey prenup provides that in the event of a dissolution of the marriage,
The Massey prenup provides that in the event of a dissolution of the marriage,
The O'Flanagan settlement?
The O'Flanagan settlement?
The point is that he acted upon an assumption which he cannot prove,
The point is that he acted upon an assumption which he cannot prove,
The presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious.
The presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious.
The red faced angry one. I introduced them!
The red faced angry one. I introduced them!
The tennis pro?
The tennis pro?
The truth is so self evident to me, Mrs. Donaly,
The truth is so self evident to me, Mrs. Donaly,
The vows are from an Arapaho dawn greeting ceremony.
The vows are from an Arapaho dawn greeting ceremony.
Then he shouldn't have to give me any.
Then he shouldn't have to give me any.
Then why are your letters addressed to him, Dear, David and Goliath?
Then why are your letters addressed to him, Dear, David and Goliath?
Then, by the power vested in me by the State of California,
Then, by the power vested in me by the State of California,
There it is! I got it!
There it is! I got it!
There you go.
There you go.
There's a certain point when you've achieved your goals.
There's a certain point when you've achieved your goals.
There's a lady, a young lady. She lets me be myself.
There's a lady, a young lady. She lets me be myself.
These encounters were videotaped. Sometimes there would be a gismo.
These encounters were videotaped. Sometimes there would be a gismo.
They bought Massey's argument.
They bought Massey's argument.
They got a hell of a school up there. Ain't no doubt about it.
They got a hell of a school up there. Ain't no doubt about it.
They never grow up, lady. They just get tubby.
They never grow up, lady. They just get tubby.
Thirteen granted.
Thirteen granted.
This divorce means money. Money means independence.
This divorce means money. Money means independence.
This firm cannot prosper, nor long endure
This firm cannot prosper, nor long endure
This here is for you, baby. Every last little speck of it.
This here is for you, baby. Every last little speck of it.
This is a silly misunderstanding. I'm gonna nail your ass.
This is a silly misunderstanding. I'm gonna nail your ass.
This is direct testimony about the Baron's own conversation.
This is direct testimony about the Baron's own conversation.
This is for you, darling. This here is for you.
This is for you, darling. This here is for you.
This is the Massey prenup.
This is the Massey prenup.
This most precious flame, back into loving, roaring life?
This most precious flame, back into loving, roaring life?
This'll be nothing short of a complete and total annihilation.
This'll be nothing short of a complete and total annihilation.
Thorstenson Gieselensen.
Thorstenson Gieselensen.
Three hundred and twenty billable hours paralegal services.
Three hundred and twenty billable hours paralegal services.
Through gale and doldrum, seas choppy, wild, and calm?
Through gale and doldrum, seas choppy, wild, and calm?
To appreciate the power of suggestion.
To appreciate the power of suggestion.
To be your shipmate on this journey through life,
To be your shipmate on this journey through life,
To cut to the chase, forensically speaking, is there a prenup?
To cut to the chase, forensically speaking, is there a prenup?
To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?
To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?
To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?
To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?
To ports of every clime, be it in first class or steerage?
To ports of every clime, be it in first class or steerage?
To victory.
To victory.
Told him it was a no go.
Told him it was a no go.
Torn the house down twice. Rebuilt the cabin in Vail.
Torn the house down twice. Rebuilt the cabin in Vail.
Towels, ice, et cetera?
Towels, ice, et cetera?
Trust. Marriage. All your goddamn love, love, love!
Trust. Marriage. All your goddamn love, love, love!
Trying, in his rage, to shoot an acquaintance, a friend of long standing.
Trying, in his rage, to shoot an acquaintance, a friend of long standing.
Twelve court days on the Rexroth case alone.
Twelve court days on the Rexroth case alone.
Twelve hundred twenty one motions to void.
Twelve hundred twenty one motions to void.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Unable to achieve an erection.
Unable to achieve an erection.
Until such time as she might choose to...
Until such time as she might choose to...
Wait a minute, darling. Do we actually have a swimming pool?
Wait a minute, darling. Do we actually have a swimming pool?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We did very well. We did very well.
We did very well. We did very well.
We donated that Doyle building up there here a while back.
We donated that Doyle building up there here a while back.
We feel that...
We feel that...
We gonna make you laugh. We gonna make you cry.
We gonna make you laugh. We gonna make you cry.
We have bellmen for that. No, no, no.
We have bellmen for that. No, no, no.
We need this to happen within a certain time frame.
We need this to happen within a certain time frame.
We probably need a new filter around about now. Maybe...
We probably need a new filter around about now. Maybe...
We serve the law! We honor the law!
We serve the law! We honor the law!
We serve the law! We honor the law!
We serve the law! We honor the law!
We should order.
We should order.
We started out at this little old place
We started out at this little old place
We tell him it's a no go.
We tell him it's a no go.
We think it's very generous.
We think it's very generous.
We tried to reach Freddy Bender to have him here for your protection,
We tried to reach Freddy Bender to have him here for your protection,
We would say, Faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses.
We would say, Faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses.
We'll attend to the dog later.
We'll attend to the dog later.
We'll need to caucus again to draw up a picture of your husband's net worth.
We'll need to caucus again to draw up a picture of your husband's net worth.
We'll settle your contract later. Look, you're fired, pal. Let it go. Walk away.
We'll settle your contract later. Look, you're fired, pal. Let it go. Walk away.
We'll take a couple of vacuum hoses.
We'll take a couple of vacuum hoses.
Well, as my private investigator put it, We're gonna nail his ass.
Well, as my private investigator put it, We're gonna nail his ass.
Well, at first, he was a very gentle and tender lover.
Well, at first, he was a very gentle and tender lover.
Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.
Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.
Well, don't look at mine.
Well, don't look at mine.
Well, he's the tennis pro at the club.
Well, he's the tennis pro at the club.
Well, honey, let me just...
Well, honey, let me just...
Well, Howard is a beautiful person. A diamond in the rough.
Well, Howard is a beautiful person. A diamond in the rough.
Well, I suppose that congratulations are in order.
Well, I suppose that congratulations are in order.
Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job.
Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job.
Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism which we think protects us,
Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism which we think protects us,
Well, I’m free this evening, so I suppose a little dinner would do no harm.
Well, I’m free this evening, so I suppose a little dinner would do no harm.
Well, I’m very sorry to hear that, but you two weren't close, were you?
Well, I’m very sorry to hear that, but you two weren't close, were you?
Well, if this indeed is a Massey prenup,
Well, if this indeed is a Massey prenup,
Well, if you'll pardon me here,
Well, if you'll pardon me here,
Well, is that possible?
Well, is that possible?
Well, it'll be yours soon. Thank you very much.
Well, it'll be yours soon. Thank you very much.
Well, let's get right down to it, then, shall we?
Well, let's get right down to it, then, shall we?
Well, my wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
Well, my wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
Well, okay. You gonna leave a deposit?
Well, okay. You gonna leave a deposit?
Well, one has to live.
Well, one has to live.
Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again.
Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again.
Well, thank you, Miles. You know, the urge to wedlock
Well, thank you, Miles. You know, the urge to wedlock
Well, thanks, but I’m going on business.
Well, thanks, but I’m going on business.
Well, that makes no sense. Why else would you put in all those years?
Well, that makes no sense. Why else would you put in all those years?
Well, that's the problem. I can't afford to give her anything.
Well, that's the problem. I can't afford to give her anything.
Well, today Miles Massey is here to tell you that love need cause us no fear.
Well, today Miles Massey is here to tell you that love need cause us no fear.
Well, tomorrow won't work. I’m having a body wrap. How's Wednesday?
Well, tomorrow won't work. I’m having a body wrap. How's Wednesday?
Well, we're here representing Mr. Smith on a matter of some delicacy.
Well, we're here representing Mr. Smith on a matter of some delicacy.
Well, with my money, I can't afford to be fooling around.
Well, with my money, I can't afford to be fooling around.
Well, yeah, I know that sounds a little rough,
Well, yeah, I know that sounds a little rough,
Well...
Well...
What are they, ladles? Berry spoons.
What are they, ladles? Berry spoons.
What are you after, Miles?
What are you after, Miles?
What are you talking about telltale signs? Look, I see an ass, I nail it.
What are you talking about telltale signs? Look, I see an ass, I nail it.
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you, nuts? Have you forgotten Kershner?
What are you, nuts? Have you forgotten Kershner?
What did you call me?
What did you call me?
What did your lawyer say?
What did your lawyer say?
What do they have in common?
What do they have in common?
What do we do? What if he's on his way there?
What do we do? What if he's on his way there?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What is it?
What is it?
What the hey, man? I mean, I know it's a drag and all, but these things...
What the hey, man? I mean, I know it's a drag and all, but these things...
What then?
What then?
What was that? Rex Rexroth?
What was that? Rex Rexroth?
What was that? Rex Rexroth?
What was that? Rex Rexroth?
What was your performance about this afternoon?
What was your performance about this afternoon?
What?
What?
What's the matter, Rexie?
What's the matter, Rexie?
Whatever they're paying you, I’ll double.
Whatever they're paying you, I’ll double.
Wheezy Joe, thank God you're in time.
Wheezy Joe, thank God you're in time.
Wheezy!
Wheezy!
When God is dead, all things are possible.
When God is dead, all things are possible.
When I first met Marylyn, we were crazy about each other.
When I first met Marylyn, we were crazy about each other.
When I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
When I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain
When they christened little old yours truly here.
When they christened little old yours truly here.
Where did you find Howard?
Where did you find Howard?
Whether or not he's worried about it at this moment.
Whether or not he's worried about it at this moment.
Which is, in a sense, the seed of our livelihood.
Which is, in a sense, the seed of our livelihood.
While we're dreaming, why not 1 50%? Are you familiar with Kershner?
While we're dreaming, why not 1 50%? Are you familiar with Kershner?
Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing, I am delighted that you found this material.
Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing, I am delighted that you found this material.
Whistles go toot toot.
Whistles go toot toot.
Who gets what, and who gets who?
Who gets what, and who gets who?
Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?
Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?
Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?
Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?
Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?
Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?
Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when she's the richer party?
Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when she's the richer party?
Why only 50, Freddy? Why not 1 00?
Why only 50, Freddy? Why not 1 00?
With Rex.
With Rex.
Without it, that party is exposed, a sitting duck.
Without it, that party is exposed, a sitting duck.
Would be easily duped and controlled.
Would be easily duped and controlled.
Wrigley!
Wrigley!
Yardumian.
Yardumian.
Yeah, I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass!
Yeah, I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass!
Yeah, I’m gonna nail your ass.
Yeah, I’m gonna nail your ass.
Yeah, well, if the cruise goes all the way around the lake,
Yeah, well, if the cruise goes all the way around the lake,
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. But you didn't tell me they had a hard on for anus africanus.
Yeah. But you didn't tell me they had a hard on for anus africanus.
Yeah. Two, three.
Yeah. Two, three.
Yep. I nailed his ass.
Yep. I nailed his ass.
Yes, but do you not also hold a day job, paying job, a square job?
Yes, but do you not also hold a day job, paying job, a square job?
Yes, dogs. I wanted some security since I'II be living here alone.
Yes, dogs. I wanted some security since I'II be living here alone.
Yes, he's here. One moment, please.
Yes, he's here. One moment, please.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I do, Father Scott.
Yes, I do, Father Scott.
Yes, we were adversaries, but we were also professionals.
Yes, we were adversaries, but we were also professionals.
Yes, your husband did show remarkable foresight in taking those pictures.
Yes, your husband did show remarkable foresight in taking those pictures.
Yes? What do you mean he was?
Yes? What do you mean he was?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Of course.
Yes. Of course.
Yes. Oh!
Yes. Oh!
Yes. Thank you. I’ll take care of it.
Yes. Thank you. I’ll take care of it.
You are the engine that drives this firm.
You are the engine that drives this firm.
You bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
You bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
You fascinate me.
You fascinate me.
You go that way.
You go that way.
You goddamn right, folks. I’m Gus Petch. And we got a great show for you.
You goddamn right, folks. I’m Gus Petch. And we got a great show for you.
You have no prenup.
You have no prenup.
You know, I’m not really hungry.
You know, I’m not really hungry.
You look so beautiful.
You look so beautiful.
You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.
You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.
You mean my house.
You mean my house.
You mean, Have we argued before her before?
You mean, Have we argued before her before?
You realize that you're still not satisfied.
You realize that you're still not satisfied.
You see this?
You see this?
You see, when they line up symmetrical thataway,
You see, when they line up symmetrical thataway,
You should have seen this coming, you Australian piece of shit!
You should have seen this coming, you Australian piece of shit!
You sign the prenup, you can't get his money.
You sign the prenup, you can't get his money.
You son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
You start with the people with the funny names.
You start with the people with the funny names.
You thought you had it all figured out.
You thought you had it all figured out.
You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch.
You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch.
You were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met.
You were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met.
You would say, Make hammer on his fanny.
You would say, Make hammer on his fanny.
You wounded me first, Marylyn.
You wounded me first, Marylyn.
You'll be serving in a junior capacity, of course.
You'll be serving in a junior capacity, of course.
You'll be taking that diamond and leaving the rough.
You'll be taking that diamond and leaving the rough.
You'll be walking out of my life forever.
You'll be walking out of my life forever.
You'll find out on America's Funniest Divorce Videos.
You'll find out on America's Funniest Divorce Videos.
You're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down.
You're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down.
You're just looking for trouble. It’s a midlife crisis.
You're just looking for trouble. It’s a midlife crisis.
You're not in time. We're in time. Thank God we're in time.
You're not in time. We're in time. Thank God we're in time.
You're right.
You're right.
You've a discovery hearing at 5:30 for the Maxine Gopnik case.
You've a discovery hearing at 5:30 for the Maxine Gopnik case.
You've grown accustomed to,
You've grown accustomed to,
Your Honor, I call Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.
Your Honor, I call Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy.
Your Honor, objection!
Your Honor, objection!
Your Honor, this is harassment, and frankly, it's still a little arty farty.
Your Honor, this is harassment, and frankly, it's still a little arty farty.
Your husband had told me
Your husband had told me
Your husband, who had beaten you repeatedly...
Your husband, who had beaten you repeatedly...
Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you.
Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you.
Your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
Your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
Your war room for the duration of the campaign.
Your war room for the duration of the campaign.
Are you all right, Sarah? Yeah.
Are you all right, Sarah? Yeah.
Good stuff. There's no one here. Except for the Rottweilers.
Good stuff. There's no one here. Except for the Rottweilers.
Gus? Yeah?
Gus? Yeah?
Hello? Miles?
Hello? Miles?
Hey, everybody! Folks! Hey, y'all! Where'd you see them at?
Hey, everybody! Folks! Hey, y'all! Where'd you see them at?
I trust her! Brilliant!
I trust her! Brilliant!
Objection, Your Honor! I’m going to allow it.
Objection, Your Honor! I’m going to allow it.
The judge sits. Then you sit.
The judge sits. Then you sit.
What is it? Peptic ulcer.
What is it? Peptic ulcer.
What now? We wait for Wheezy Joe.
What now? We wait for Wheezy Joe.
Who's next, Mr. Bender? We rest, Your Honor.
Who's next, Mr. Bender? We rest, Your Honor.
'54. Mr. Massey.
'54. Mr. Massey.
'57? '59.
'57? '59.
Ah! What, Ah?
Ah! What, Ah?
Ah. Hmm.
Ah. Hmm.
Am I protected? l think it would hold up.
Am I protected? l think it would hold up.
and photograph her address book. No, Wrigley.
and photograph her address book. No, Wrigley.
And those Rottweilers were a menace, man. l told you she had dogs.
And those Rottweilers were a menace, man. l told you she had dogs.
And would like to schedule an appointment. Same sex.
And would like to schedule an appointment. Same sex.
Are you all right, Claire? Down the wrong pipe.
Are you all right, Claire? Down the wrong pipe.
As you know, it's ironclad. We tried to reach Freddy Bender.
As you know, it's ironclad. We tried to reach Freddy Bender.
Atlanta. And your 1 0:30 is here. Rex Rexroth.
Atlanta. And your 1 0:30 is here. Rex Rexroth.
Bonnie? Yes?
Bonnie? Yes?
Bonnie? Who is it?
Bonnie? Who is it?
Bordeaux? Chateau Margaux.
Bordeaux? Chateau Margaux.
BOTOX? Butt fat.
BOTOX? Butt fat.
Breathing. Yes. A business associate
Breathing. Yes. A business associate
Business? Tight end.
Business? Tight end.
But most of all, we gonna nail your ass! Ass!
But most of all, we gonna nail your ass! Ass!
but to your majordomo.
but to your majordomo.
but we couldn't find him. I couldn't get him.
but we couldn't find him. I couldn't get him.
Couldn't you be disbarred for that? Oh, I don't think so.
Couldn't you be disbarred for that? Oh, I don't think so.
Counselor,
Counselor,
Did you sleep with him? Don't be a fool.
Did you sleep with him? Don't be a fool.
Discovery. Gopnik. And a Lance Kelso called.
Discovery. Gopnik. And a Lance Kelso called.
Do you ever answer questions? Do you?
Do you ever answer questions? Do you?
Do you love me? More than anything.
Do you love me? More than anything.
Do you still want to marry me? More than ever.
Do you still want to marry me? More than ever.
Do you think he's eating enough? Marylyn!
Do you think he's eating enough? Marylyn!
Does he speak any language? Here's what happened, Mr. Carnera.
Does he speak any language? Here's what happened, Mr. Carnera.
Does that really work? You tell me.
Does that really work? You tell me.
Don't get me wrong, Mr... Petch. Gus Petch.
Don't get me wrong, Mr... Petch. Gus Petch.
Everybody eats berries. Who are you, Pollyanna?
Everybody eats berries. Who are you, Pollyanna?
Everybody has spoons. And nobody needs berry spoons.
Everybody has spoons. And nobody needs berry spoons.
Forget Kershner. What's your bottom line? Primary residence, 30% of remaining assets.
Forget Kershner. What's your bottom line? Primary residence, 30% of remaining assets.
Freddy. It’s a negotiation. See you at the preliminary.
Freddy. It’s a negotiation. See you at the preliminary.
Gentlemen. Freddy.
Gentlemen. Freddy.
Going back to LA? Yes.
Going back to LA? Yes.
Golden parachute. Don't let the screen door hit you.
Golden parachute. Don't let the screen door hit you.
Good gosh. That sounds dangerous. It’s a deadly, odorless, colorless,
Good gosh. That sounds dangerous. It’s a deadly, odorless, colorless,
Grounds? Hearsay.
Grounds? Hearsay.
Grounds? Poetry recitation.
Grounds? Poetry recitation.
Had pewter things. But anyway, Miles,
Had pewter things. But anyway, Miles,
Have you sat before her before? No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit.
Have you sat before her before? No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit.
He is fish. Well, he's tuna.
He is fish. Well, he's tuna.
He just separated from his third. He's in fish.
He just separated from his third. He's in fish.
He lingered in a vegetative state for years. Well, that is fascinating, Mr. Doyle.
He lingered in a vegetative state for years. Well, that is fascinating, Mr. Doyle.
He was stinking rich. Yes?
He was stinking rich. Yes?
Hello, dear. Now, Miles, pending final settlement,
Hello, dear. Now, Miles, pending final settlement,
Hello, Marylyn. Hello, Miles.
Hello, Marylyn. Hello, Miles.
Herb wants to see me? If you have a moment.
Herb wants to see me? If you have a moment.
Hey, can't complain, man. Excellent.
Hey, can't complain, man. Excellent.
How are you, Gus? I’m all right.
How are you, Gus? I’m all right.
How do you spot a Norgay? Yeah.
How do you spot a Norgay? Yeah.
How's Lionel? He's fine.
How's Lionel? He's fine.
Howard! Howard!
Howard! Howard!
I don't like having to set the dogs on you. For crying out loud. lf we could... Dogs?
I don't like having to set the dogs on you. For crying out loud. lf we could... Dogs?
I'm gonna nail your ass. It's a silly misunderstanding.
I'm gonna nail your ass. It's a silly misunderstanding.
I’m an ass nailer. So I see.
I’m an ass nailer. So I see.
I’m not. No, you don't argue. We argue.
I’m not. No, you don't argue. We argue.
I’m the keynote speaker. How nice for you.
I’m the keynote speaker. How nice for you.
It’s an emergency! Yes. An emergency!
It’s an emergency! Yes. An emergency!
It’s halftime, man. This is some good shit. I’m about to nail his ass, right here.
It’s halftime, man. This is some good shit. I’m about to nail his ass, right here.
It’s Miles Massey. Take a number.
It’s Miles Massey. Take a number.
Kershner was in Kentucky. Kershner was in Kentucky?
Kershner was in Kentucky. Kershner was in Kentucky?
l believe I have the right to collect. On?
l believe I have the right to collect. On?
l did at first, but... Look, don't argue.
l did at first, but... Look, don't argue.
l didn't know Dimitri had a beach house. Neither did I until my lawyer found it.
l didn't know Dimitri had a beach house. Neither did I until my lawyer found it.
l do. l now pronounce you man and wife.
l do. l now pronounce you man and wife.
l don't... Sorry. I’m not omniscient.
l don't... Sorry. I’m not omniscient.
l guess that means I’m a partner. l guess it does.
l guess that means I’m a partner. l guess it does.
l must admit, I was curious. Something to start. Some wine, perhaps?
l must admit, I was curious. Something to start. Some wine, perhaps?
l said, Before her before. No, you said, Before she sat before.
l said, Before her before. No, you said, Before she sat before.
l shoot action. Me and the Ikegami, Jack. Thank you, Gus.
l shoot action. Me and the Ikegami, Jack. Thank you, Gus.
l should've known you'd be here. Be here?
l should've known you'd be here. Be here?
l think that word is not inappropriate. No, l...
l think that word is not inappropriate. No, l...
Ladies and gentlemen... It’s the prenup!
Ladies and gentlemen... It’s the prenup!
Let's go back to the football game. Kiss my ass.
Let's go back to the football game. Kiss my ass.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Marylyn. Yes, yes. Marylyn.
Marylyn. Yes, yes. Marylyn.
May I offer my services? Oh, thanks.
May I offer my services? Oh, thanks.
Maybe if I’d had the patty melt. You had a guy break into her house
Maybe if I’d had the patty melt. You had a guy break into her house
Middle name? No, they didn't just win.
Middle name? No, they didn't just win.
Miles? Yes, Marylyn?
Miles? Yes, Marylyn?
Mr. Donaly?
Mr. Donaly?
Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly... Baron Krauss von Espy.
Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly... Baron Krauss von Espy.
Mr. Krauss, do you solemnly swear that... Krauss von Espy.
Mr. Krauss, do you solemnly swear that... Krauss von Espy.
Mr. Rexroth. Call me Rex, please.
Mr. Rexroth. Call me Rex, please.
Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines? Objection, Your Honor.
Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines? Objection, Your Honor.
Muriel Rumsey. Who's she?
Muriel Rumsey. Who's she?
My God. What?
My God. What?
No. It would be pointless. She's exposed. It’s pointless.
No. It would be pointless. She's exposed. It’s pointless.
Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone. Hear, hear.
Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone. Hear, hear.
Not a hell of a lot of romance in that. No, sir, there is not. No romance.
Not a hell of a lot of romance in that. No, sir, there is not. No romance.
Objection, Your Honor. Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
Objection, Your Honor. Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it.
Objection, Your Honor. inflammatory. What's good for the gander, Your Honor.
Objection, Your Honor. inflammatory. What's good for the gander, Your Honor.
of the marriage without prejudice. That's a fart in a stiff wind.
of the marriage without prejudice. That's a fart in a stiff wind.
Oh, honey, you ain't no harlot. Oh, yes, honey.
Oh, honey, you ain't no harlot. Oh, yes, honey.
Oh, I’m sure you'll bring the house down. It’s an easy crowd.
Oh, I’m sure you'll bring the house down. It’s an easy crowd.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Massey. Yes. Bye bye.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Massey. Yes. Bye bye.
Ollie's in there? Yes.
Ollie's in there? Yes.
On an expedited basis. You're in a rush.
On an expedited basis. You're in a rush.
on behalf of myself, that it is... No go.
on behalf of myself, that it is... No go.
On top of a great victory. What was that?
On top of a great victory. What was that?
Perforated. Infection. Yes.
Perforated. Infection. Yes.
Red? French.
Red? French.
Rex Rexroth? Real estate. He's okay.
Rex Rexroth? Real estate. He's okay.
right off of Wilshire... It’s been quite a day.
right off of Wilshire... It’s been quite a day.
Right. Who are you looking for? Tenzing Norgay.
Right. Who are you looking for? Tenzing Norgay.
Several months without the appliance? Yes.
Several months without the appliance? Yes.
She about to take off her panties. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
She about to take off her panties. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
She about to take off her panties. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
She about to take off her panties. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.
Slaw cup? What the hell.
Slaw cup? What the hell.
So where does that leave you and me? Well, we've outlined a settlement.
So where does that leave you and me? Well, we've outlined a settlement.
So who's your lawyer? Freddy Bender.
So who's your lawyer? Freddy Bender.
Sorry? Victory. Independence.
Sorry? Victory. Independence.
Sorry. Short notice. Pen.
Sorry. Short notice. Pen.
Spoons? Berry spoons.
Spoons? Berry spoons.
Thank you. Now, sir, tell me your troubles.
Thank you. Now, sir, tell me your troubles.
that I can't teach anything to. Really?
that I can't teach anything to. Really?
That was good. You think I’m protected?
That was good. You think I’m protected?
That's life. Life is compromise. That's not life. That's death.
That's life. Life is compromise. That's not life. That's death.
That's quite an honor. I suppose.
That's quite an honor. I suppose.
That's right. Wait. Which side of Tahoe?
That's right. Wait. Which side of Tahoe?
That's the... l propose a toast.
That's the... l propose a toast.
The Baron does not lie. Have a seat, sir.
The Baron does not lie. Have a seat, sir.
The counsel argues. Which you've done before.
The counsel argues. Which you've done before.
They destroyed. Mr. Massey? Mr. Massey?
They destroyed. Mr. Massey? Mr. Massey?
This is where we first met, remember? Of course I remember.
This is where we first met, remember? Of course I remember.
Time marches on. Ardor cools. Yeah.
Time marches on. Ardor cools. Yeah.
Video. Ha!
Video. Ha!
Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me. No. Both of you wait a minute.
Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me. No. Both of you wait a minute.
Well, frankly, Miles... It’s not everything you'd hoped for?
Well, frankly, Miles... It’s not everything you'd hoped for?
Well, have you sat after her before? Sat after her before?
Well, have you sat after her before? Sat after her before?
Well, he was beaten fair and square. l know, but...
Well, he was beaten fair and square. l know, but...
Well, thank God you have the prenup. l have no prenup.
Well, thank God you have the prenup. l have no prenup.
Well, thanks for calling, Miles. Okay. Bye bye.
Well, thanks for calling, Miles. Okay. Bye bye.
Well... Fine. I’ll take the case.
Well... Fine. I’ll take the case.
What else? Chapman says his wife is now in Tahoe.
What else? Chapman says his wife is now in Tahoe.
What is it? I really love you.
What is it? I really love you.
What say we have a seat? A seat?
What say we have a seat? A seat?
What the fuck color would it be? Why are we eating here?
What the fuck color would it be? Why are we eating here?
What's Kershner? Please, let me handle this.
What's Kershner? Please, let me handle this.
What's the world coming to? One man can only do so much.
What's the world coming to? One man can only do so much.
Where are you? Coming at you.
Where are you? Coming at you.
Whereby? We could see other people.
Whereby? We could see other people.
Which we've done before. Ah.
Which we've done before. Ah.
Who the hell are you? Hello, Miles. So nice of you to see us.
Who the hell are you? Hello, Miles. So nice of you to see us.
Who you want me to kill? Yes. Well, we would like you...
Who you want me to kill? Yes. Well, we would like you...
Who? Who loves who? Marylyn Rexroth.
Who? Who loves who? Marylyn Rexroth.
Who's the pigeon? The what?
Who's the pigeon? The what?
Why would you be here? Why did you ask me?
Why would you be here? Why did you ask me?
Will you explain to the lunkhead? No go. It’s a no go.
Will you explain to the lunkhead? No go. It’s a no go.
Yeah. Well, then she is not after his money.
Yeah. Well, then she is not after his money.
Yeah. Quite a few. Where are you? Just whitening.
Yeah. Quite a few. Where are you? Just whitening.
Yes, Herb. Counselor, this firm deals in power.
Yes, Herb. Counselor, this firm deals in power.
Yes. Her vaunted independence.
Yes. Her vaunted independence.
You are Donovan Donaly? I’m in a meeting.
You are Donovan Donaly? I’m in a meeting.
You could see people. It’s risky. Palimony.
You could see people. It’s risky. Palimony.
You didn't win. Excuse me?
You didn't win. Excuse me?
You have no prenup. l have no prenup.
You have no prenup. l have no prenup.
you know that I’m entitled to use the house. No, no, no! You don't understand, Marylyn.
you know that I’m entitled to use the house. No, no, no! You don't understand, Marylyn.
You named him after your ex. I’m sentimental.
You named him after your ex. I’m sentimental.
You remember my friend Ollie? Ollie Olerud? Short, cretinous wanker.
You remember my friend Ollie? Ollie Olerud? Short, cretinous wanker.
You shouldn't be living here alone, Sarah. My goddamn husbands gave me the ulcer.
You shouldn't be living here alone, Sarah. My goddamn husbands gave me the ulcer.
You the two getting married? Mr. MacKinnon here will be officiating.
You the two getting married? Mr. MacKinnon here will be officiating.
You want a salad. Do you have a green salad?
You want a salad. Do you have a green salad?
You've reached Wheezy Joe. Joe!
You've reached Wheezy Joe. Joe!
Your 9:00 is here. Bonnie Donaly. Bonnie Donaly.
Your 9:00 is here. Bonnie Donaly. Bonnie Donaly.
Your Honor, objection! Irrelevant! I’m going to allow it!
Your Honor, objection! Irrelevant! I’m going to allow it!

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