Bastards - Official Trailer [HD] Edit

All we did was cuddle

Almost kill ya. Can't kill ya.

An amazing day

And a set of knocker.

And I don't want to be late to Mom's wedding

And yet

Bastards

Damn near cost us the Super Bowl

Do you remember a woman named Helen Baxter

Does the name Helen Baxter ring a bell

He could very easily be a serial killer

He runs hot

He's out there

Hey, fellas

Hey, Guys. My n**** spider senses is tinglin'

I am not a serial killer

I made up all those stories about your father

I think it was a person

I'm gonna find Dad.

I'm not sure who your father was

It does more than ring a bell

It sounds like you had an awful day

It's not Soul Train

Just like you

Let's do it!

Mom actually dated Terry Bradshaw

Okay, what?

She had the tightest ass you've ever seen

She's our Mom.

So this going to sound like a funny question, but are you a serial killer?

Talk about a blast from the past

That he died of colon cancer

The woman was like a dick whisperer

There is a train!

There is no way those jack asses are my kids

This means I stare at assholes for a living, because of a fictional man's colon cancer

Those aren't to tight, are they?

We almost got killed

We got a nervous nelly here

We just had one of the best adventures of our lives no we didn't

We think we're your sons

We'll give you a ride

We're not picking up a hitchhiker

What makes you think about Helen Baxter?

Who was that?

Who your father is or isn't is totally irrelevant

Why don't you just stop this foolishness?

You guys are Len Baxter's kids?

You just emphasized the word serial

You look like a couple of dickheads

You're our Dad

You're still not saying, I promise I'm not a killer