Gordon Freeman - Freeman's Mind Voice Lines Edit

Actually, I guess I'm not, because I really did think it was concrete.

Ah ah, there it is again.

Ah, String thinks OK, you're dead.

Ah.

Aha, fixed it.

Air is good. We have a working relationship. OK. I'm pretty sure nobody followed me in here, so I've got that going for me. I have supply concerns about the air in this room, though. Business needs to expand. We need more investors, which I guess would be plants, not worms. Worms are not conducive to good business. Look at this. They're trying to take over the market. I need to withdraw. I'm taking my assets with me and I'm going to look for business opportunities elsewhere.

All right, I'm not an expert in the field, but that sounds to me like the cries of the damned.

And we're going down. This is screwed.

And you look busy. I'll leave you to your work.

Bomb shelter parties are the best parties because bomb shelter parties don't stop.

But I'm one of the few people who has need of a bandolier.

But nobody was around to see me get confused, so I'm still a genius.

But that kind of defeats the purpose of killing everybody.

Can't have the bloodmobile stop now.

Case in point.

Christ, the fun just doesn't end around here, does it?

Christ, they double stacked it.

Climb over this.

Come on, stand still.

Crack.

Crashing a motorcycle at 60 mph into a haystack or crashing a motorcycle at 60 mph into a concrete divider.

Damn it, how come that catwalk doesn't have any supports? The last one had dangling cables after it collapsed. If I had one of those I could swing across to the other side like Tarzan. That would be dope. They did that in Star Wars too. Dude swinging across a gap with some babe holding on to him. That was a grappling hook though. That's what this suit needs, a grappling hook. Then I could swing my way to victory instead of performing this balancing act. Bugs can crawl on walls. Maybe I should...

Damn, damn damn.

Deploy

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Do the same thing for voting, getting a driver's license, have a new system where every society member has a small risk to become a slave, except me.

Does this even work?

Don't follow me, don't follow me. I don't take strays.

Especially you.

Give me some money.

God damn that is nasty.

God, I have just covered in blood again.

Gotcha bug.

He got mad and started yelling at the class when no one answered.

He was probably planning to Jack the track's current for his own house, use the water below as a sewer, and maybe tap into some of the pipes.

Hey now, what's this? I shot this thing.

Hey, ammo.

Hey, are those boards blocking the track?

Hey, I think it worked. This looks like deciduous. Well, I'm not in New Mexico, and that's what matters. Hey, a fire tower. Maybe I can figure out where I am. I mean, did they actually get Massachusetts? Is that where I am? I'd be really impressed then. Not a lot to go on, but hey, what a problem to have, right? I am almost ecstatic that my worst problem right now is being lost in the woods approaching sundown with no food or shelter. I haven't heard one bomb go off or been shocked with elect...

Hey, is this the right RA?

Hey, it's getting kind of drafty in here. I can barely hear myself think. Oh, yeah, that's a breeze. All right. I wonder how far I can make my spit go if I was to Hock a loogie into the No better. Not too bad. The bodies landed on the other side of the door that I could just toss them in and watch them explode. Come on. This is stupid. What about the keypad? Yeah. How is this happening? Just let me out of here. Jesus Christ, this must be a wind speed of 150 miles an hour. Stop persecuting me,...

Hey, maybe that's the.

Hey, what the hell?

Hey, who are you?

Hmm that was good, now I need to find a sink. My hands have cheese powder on them, I can't just wipe them off on somebody elses lab coat like I normally do. Well I could use the dead guys lab coat but that's not sanitary. Feeling up dead people is how you get germs. Where am I going? I guess I'll check out that office. Oh, is that a shotgun? Who keeps a shotgun an extra ammo in their office? That's hardcore. Who's the sheriff now? Yeah. I could do this all day. I need to find some more stuff...

Hold on. Stop. Stop. Back it up.

Hope at last.

Huh.

I am not getting used to this.

I better pick up the pace. Electric mystery bolts of death are not my thing.

I can't think of any other options.

I could duck my head inside my suit to pull off that headless rider act. I'm already covered in blood that would see me pass and wouldn't think anything of it.

I deserve business class.

I don't have a bandolier, maybe I should make a necklace out of the extra clips.

I don't understand anything today.

I don't understand how that got built in the first place.

I guess I could.

I have to fix everything in this damn building.

I have to fix everything in this damn building.

I have to go this way.

I hope the bum doesn't stalk me because I played the big bad wolf and ranch train through his house.

I mean, if they don't kill you, then they have to shoot you myself and that's just more work for me.

I still don't even know what this chamber is for. I don't think I can climb those beams. There's no grip. Oh, I know what this is like. It's like a giant esophagus. So I guess this will be the stomach because this could be acid. I don't know what it is. So if that's the stomach, the worst. Hey, what's this? A ladder? Well, I'm 100% in favor of having a tomb this size devoted to me. I shouldn't be put in it until after I'm dead. You don't bury the pharaoh alive. That's what the help is for. So...

I think that's all of them.

I think we really screwed up the handling of that as a nation.

I walked into that one.

I'd be like the writer from The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, except I have guns.

I'll come back once I'm convinced this is the right way. I'm not convinced of that at all.

I'll just go along the ledge. No, I don't think I want to go this way.

I'm basically doing volunteer work right now. These are community service hours.

I'm finally heading the way I'm supposed to and somebody's gone and stacked up a wall of concrete dividers for me.

I'm going to come across a bunch of dudes in robes chanting, making some sort of sacrifice with daggers.

I'm going to take my time here.

I'm not sure how you did that.

I'm not where I should be.

I'm sick of all this manual labor. I'm practically royalty. I shouldn't have to stand for this.

I'm too clever for that.

I've got that every other passage here there hasn't even been a locked door, just a straight up dead end.

I've got to get out of here. This is like a repeat of when I worked in fast food that summer.

If I was a conductor, this is how I would want to retire. Just jump off and let it speed away with everyone on board.

If I was a wizard, this wouldn't be happening.

Is this thing going to collapse if I move forward?

It won't accomplish anything, but it should derail the train and that'll look cool.

It's not only did he choose this line of work, but he's probably getting paid pretty well for this with hazard pay.

It's too bad I can't duck my head inside my suit like a turtle.

Jeez, I'm running late. Who said that? Oh saner com. Ah, I'm not the only one who's late. Sucker. Shit, I didn't know I was that late. Oh man. 847 I am so dead. Shit. I need to buy a watch. I'm already on probation with the company that could fire me. Oh well. What can you do? High security.

Knowing our engineering, these things are made out of balsa wood.

Knowing our engineering, this is made out of balsa wood.

Later.

Like if you play the lottery you can win $1,000,000 or you can become a slave for life if you pick the wrong number.

Look, you have the wrong personal right. A lot of the scientists here are senile. They probably said my name and we're thinking of somebody else.

Man, I'm Avipi don't have to take this. Hey, your buddy's dead, but I didn't do it, so that means you're a witness if somebody asked about it later. That guards just standing there. I don't know why. Maybe it's his job to guard the explosives from being eaten by aliens. All things considered, I think we should let the aliens eat the explosives if they want to. Ha, I flanked you. Well I'm going to assume that because this is the most dangerous looking thing I've seen in my life, I'm going the...

Man, robots are never going to rule the world.

Man, robots are never going to rule the world.

Maybe I broke it. That could be.

Maybe I could take it on foot? This train's only saved me about 5 minutes of walking anyway.

Maybe some bum has been living down here and the trains don't get used much so he was building his house there.

Maybe that's what I've been dealing with today. What I've been calling aliens are really demons.

Maybe they were made out of Styrofoam and justice, painted to look like concrete.

Meanwhile I'm caught in the middle of this and I'm not getting paid anything.

Mmm

My soccer ball game was a much better idea.

N.

No

No, listen, that's not my job.

No.

Not that they can't be both, like how every square is a rectangle but not vice versa.

Oh

Oh God damn it, I did it again.

Oh God.

Oh my. God.

Oh nice, it's flooded.

Oh wow, it opened. Something must be wrong.

Oh, and there's no exit behind me, so you're gonna die down here if you don't leave.

Oh, I know that sound.

Oh, that's a good sign.

Oh, that's a good sign.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, what's this? Aliens who can't shoot back?

Oh.

OK yeah, that either sounds like a really exotic bird or else damn souls crying out to be released from their never ending agony.

OK, anyone else have a surprise for me?

OK, calm, calm. If I don't calm, look and I know something's up when I walk in there. OK, easy. Control your breathing. Breathe normal. Breathe normal. That'll make you calm. Oh God, they can see me now. OK, keep against the wall and try and walk straight past the front desk. Don't make eye contact. Just walk. Walk. Damn it. What's so close? Really. Maybe I'm not fired. In that case, let me show you what a genius I am. And look at your computer. Yeah, let's see. Wait a minute. This is a Windo...

OK, elevator good.

OK, I'm going to go slowly.

OK, now what's the deal with this hook thing blocking the track?

OK, time to end my tram operating career.

OK.

Playing Jenga with my life.

Quit being metal.

Quite Jesus.

Screw this, I'm just going to ram it.

See, I don't want to be here, but somebody has to kill everything.

See, this is what we need slaves for. I think we really screwed up the handling of that as a nation.

Seriously, are these supports going to collapse if I move forward?

Shut up.

So where these demons or just aliens? If they're demons, I could fool them.

Somebody was just trying to psych me out so I wouldn't go this way.

Sparks bad.

Stuff.

Stupid century gun.

Stupid century gun.

Stupid sensory gun.

Stupid sentry gun.

Thank goodness I'm wearing a metal suit.

That should have stopped the dump truck.

That was horrible. Wait, no. What is this? This isn't Massachusetts. Oh no. Oh, God. They fucked me. I told them exactly what to do and they fucked me. This is worse than everything. Oh God, I feel strange. Dizzy. Is this gravity? Oh, OK. OK, well, I gotta do something. This day's going to shit. All right? There's something over there. I'm going for it. Are you kidding me? Fuck. Oh, he's hiding.

That's a better risk versus reward balance. I mean, what the hell kind of risk is a $1.00 ticket?

That's pretty hardcore. I don't think I'd have the guts to build my house in the middle of a train track.

That's why I did it, so I could have a smooth right out of here.

The ridiculous thing is, hey, a switch.

Then I'm going to have to fight their summit demons or whatever.

Then they could just ride by covered in blood with no head and people would have to make up stories about me.

There it clicked. I must have fixed it.

There it is.

They need to learn I'm their master. I'm not going to be around to kill them forever.

This is a joke.

This is non negotiable.

This isn't my job.

This isn't my job.

This looks heavy, I don't want to move it.

This might go somewhere.

This really isn't worth my time. Stupid century gun.

This reminds me of back in high school when we had a driver's Ed class and the gym teacher was asking us which was more dangerous.

Until everyone's dead.

We should have just freed the existing slaves, wiped the slate clean, and grabbed new slaves from a larger pool.

We were only enslaving black people. That's stupid. That's redneck reasoning.

Well that's it, I've gone and killed 2 guys all my life I've wanted to kill people just by pressing a button, and now that I've done it, it's just not what I was hoping for. How am I going to get out of here now? Oh sweet, a service ladder seems like stairs would have made more sense, but that's not my problem, for I am the climbing master. Hey, that's the problem. I didn't know I was killing anybody. It was manslaughter. I should have. Whoa. Better not look down. Manslaughter sounds worse th...

Well, I guess this part's a little different. I mean, we would joke about mystery meat, but look at this.

Well, it didn't work. I made it through anyway.

Well, the tunnel hasn't collapsed yet.

Well, whatever, thanks for stopping the tram car I guess.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What?

What's over here?

What's that noise?

What's this thing?

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Who's doing this?

Who's doing this?

Who's doing this?

Whoa, what's that electrical arc there?

Why would anyone build a wooden platform right across the tracks like that?

Wow, I guess it should have occurred to me that there's a reason this room is full of dead bodies.

Yeah, I don't think this is the right way.

Yeah, I'm kidding, of course. I have serious doubts that you bastards can even be domesticated.

Yeah, see, it sounds like you have everything under control.

Yeah, see.

Yeah.

You know what The ridiculous thing about all of the?