Tangerine (2015) Edit

A business transaction? OK. This is what's gonna happen.

A dog.

A few days ago, she was at the Grand.

About me and Chester.

About the girl that he's been with.

About what's really fucking going on.

Actually you got me arrested when you asked me

Again you want to smoke?

Agree to disagree.

Alexander.

Alexandra, Alexandra. It's enough, let him go.

Alexandra, you better watch her, and don't move your black ass.

Alfie is a very well behaved dog, huh?

Alfie.

Ali, girl! Alexandra, girl! I'm here, girl!

All men cheat.

All of my favorite people are going to be there.

All right. We're in agreement.

All the best to you and your family.

Alright, alright, alright!

Alright, come on, man!

Alright, I don't give a fuck what her motherfucking name is, alright,

Alright, I'm going to keep it real with you right now.

Alright, listen. Not another word from you.

Alright, Miss Crawford?

Alright! Listen, hold on.

Alright? Hey look at me, look... Who's your man?

Alright? You shouldn't be there.

Alright. When you see him,

And could never find a guy to go with me,

And every Friday night they would have like a disco theme,

And he said that her tucker stink.

And Highland. Donut shop.

And his breath always smells like he's been eating ass for days!

And I do need the money,

And I know I need a cheeseburger.

And I put them down.

And I was just so upset.

And I'm gonna get it for you right now. Hold on...

And I'm like, You haven't even eaten any food yet.

And it just stopped working.

And one day I put it inside the tub with me,

And one day I put it inside the tub with me,

And she seen a red bird, flying overhead in the sky.

And shove it up your fucking gaping asshole!

And some French fries.

And tell me where the fuck she is...

And that's it.

And then the three of us are gonna fuckin' chill. Chill.

And then, fuckin', it's...

And those socks, why are those socks so fucking black!

And trying to explain why we have to be bailed out of jail.

And when he finds out what the hell you been doing to me,

And who the fuck is she?

And you are definitely not one of them!

And you are fucking my shit up right now.

And you can't be acting this motherfucking crazy.

And you don't say anything.

And you mean to tell me that he's been out here

And you mean to tell me that he's been out here

And you need to get the fuck out of here!

And you're out here cheating on me with fish?

And?

Another black boy on a board.

Any business out there today?

Anybody have a fucking light?

Anybody have a lighter? Anybody have a lighter?

Are these real?

Are we supposed to share it?

Are you Armenian?

Are you available?

Are you from around here?

Are you sure?

As you sitting home thinking your Chester's motherfucking girlfriend!

Ashken, let me explain.

Ashken, listen to me. Let's go home.

Ashken, she looks like you.

Ashken, you have a great son in law.

Ask him.

At Donut Time! Great!

At the Long Beach Barbeque Festival,

Auntie, are you sure you want to keep looking?

Because as soon as there's some drama, I'm out of there!

Because he has to understand that even if he does not respect himself...

Because honey, if he's gonna be cheating on you like that...

Because I think that's a lot easier than calling our family

Because that bitch wants to try with me.

Before I got myself arrested?

Before the other guys show up there.

Bitch, I don't know what the fuck her name is, bitch!

Bitch, I've been hearing shit in jail,

Bitch, it's a motherfucking disco out here, bitch.

Bitch, the estrogen has been kicking in,

Bitch, you know I don't do downers, bitch. You know I'm an upper ho.

Blush, blemish, bomb, bam!

Bob, Bob. Are you Bob?

Bounce, motherfucker!

Bring your fucking ass.

Brought a lot of jewelry with them, when they got out.

But because of the fact that I had to touch your dirty ass.

But Boo... you have got to get a hold of yourself, okay?

But I'm his bottom bitch for the last two weeks, bitch!

But I'm right here.

But it has nothing to do with me!

But it's a white bitch.

But it's good to see you, baby.

But not about me and you.

But please, please tell me you didn't lay a hand on Jillian?

But this girl gets skinnier.

But we're eating.

But you better come fast.

But you would have to bring, like, a guy...

But, it's a feminine name in English, but it's not in Cherokee.

Bye!

C'mon, get up.

Calm down! He's at Donut Time!

Calm down. There's been some sort of misunderstanding here, alright?

Calm your ass down now or I am going home!

Can I at least take a cab home?

Can I get you ladies something to drink?

Can we do some French, please? Here.

Can you come here a second? Just one second.

Can you imagine?

Can you just, give it a little stroke, please?

Can you motherfucking believe this shit?

Can you please tell her to close her mouth, please?

Can you shut the hell up? No, you didn't pay for that.

Cause I'm feeling fucking generous,

Cause when they're Jane, girl, they're jade.

Cheating on me with fish?

Check the pulse.

Cherokee Indian name for red bird is Mia Mia.

Chester has any girls here?

Chester is fucking cheating on me with real fish?

Chester took it.

Chester, Chester.

Chester, I was at Twin Towers, not fucking Wasco State Prison.

Chester.

Chester's got a lot of motherfucking girlfriends

Chester's not gonna be cool with this shit!

Christmas is Christmas regardless of the weather.

Christmas is for Americans. For us, it's another work day.

Clap! Clap for her!

Come and sit with Daddy.

Come here, baby.

Come here, sweetie.

Come on, I ain't trying to do shit.

Come on, let me get some of that.

Come on, we're buddies now. We're buddies. We suck the same cock.

Come on!

Come on! Yo. That's my shit.

Come on. Come on, girl. We're here.

Come on. Just come on.

Come on. Move your ass.

Coming right up.

Cool?

Corner of Santa Monica and Highland.

Could you kinda not tell him that I'm the one

Danielle...

Desiree! Sounds like Desiree.

Desiree...

Did he just say you were getting married?

Did Yeva bring you here? Is she here?

Did you at least get me a Christmas present?

Did you get a lot of trade up in there or what?

Did you just say fiancé?

Did you want me to call the cops?

Dinah, Dinah, Dinah, Dinah!

Dinah!

Dinah?

Dinah? Dinah?

Do I know her?

Do them just as dirty as they do us.

Do you consider that cheating?

Do you have a light? Excuse me. Hey!

Do you have watermelon flavor?

Do you know if this is still going on?

Do you want my help or not?

Does Chester have any girls here?

Does it really matter where I'm from?

Does your friend ever shut up?

Doesn't help to set the holiday mood.

Doing what I do all day. You know, running this shit.

Don't be a pussy, yo. Do not apologize for shit, yo!

Don't forget my performance at seven.

Don't get it twisted, girl.

Don't get it twisted. She jealous. She jealous of my hoes.

Don't go fucking other people, Chester.

Don't touch me.

Don't work that track. Close the door. Close the door!

Don't worry about her. You gotta go on stage. Come on!

Don't you think we should be getting the Christmas donuts?

Done! Done!

Drama!

Dude, your cab reeks.

Duh.

Eat something. Please help yourself.

Eats it and was like... Oh, I don't think I like this.

Especially her smile.

Even I gained weight.

Every night he withdraws cash from your account...

Every weekend we would go down to this skating rink,

Everyone comes to America and gets fat.

Everything else on my body looks good.

Everything requires getting used to.

Excuse me, hello! Do you have a light?

Feels fake.

Finish your own make up. You know how I taught you:

First thing the mother sees when the baby is born

For maybe like a fucking, like, a nice Christmas dinner and shit.

For real?

For taking her to a fucked up hairdresser.

For you it's just holding, for me it's intent to distribute.

For you it's just holding, for me it's intent to distribute.

Forgive me, but I have to go to work.

From the capital.

From Yerevan.

Fuck her, come on! Fuck her! This is what you want?

Fuck her. We ain't worried about her.

Fuck it!

Fuck off, fuck this. It's not fucking working.

Fuck up!

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fucking Dinah!

Fucking name? You want a fucking name?

Get down.

Get her! Throw a donut at that bitch!

Get off, get... Get the fuck off me.

Get some Tic Tacs.

Get that motherfucker!

Get the fuck out of my car.

Get the fuck out of my car.

Get the fuck out, now.

Get the fuck out. OK, you know what?

Get the fuck... Give me my fucking keys.

Get up. We're going home.

Get your fucking ass in here!

Getting my fucking hair thing. Is that OK with you?

Girl, because everything that you've been hearing on the block

Girl, calm the fuck down, it's not that serious.

Girl, do you really want to go back to prison?

Girl, don't he have a lot of girls that he been messing with, girl?

Girl, give me a hug.

Girl, how late am I? I'm thinking I'm five minutes late, right?

Girl, she saw hisself trying to cheat on me.

Girl, she shopped at the same store you shopped at!

Girl, she's some white fish. I don't know.

Girl, stop, it's not like you could do any better anyway, girl.

Girl, that's right. She did that. Yes! She did that.

Girl, wait, wait, wait. I cannot do this.

Girl, what the fuck? You know I don't do that shit.

Girl, where you been?

Girl, you are the first girl I've seen on the block.

Girl, you right! You right!

Girl! Alexandra, girl! Hold on!

Girl. Nash!

Girl... here.

Girl... Whoo! I know what it is!

Girlfriend.

Girlfriend.

Girls, go! Go back in the other room! Go! Go!

Give me my fucking keys.

Give me my money. Where did you put my money?

Give me my shit.

Give me that money back.

Go in, bitch!

Going in, mommy... Oh, my...

Good to see you, too.

Good to see you.

Good. How are you?

Good. Thank God.

Great, now get the fuck out of here and leave me alone.

Guys, shut the fuck up! Shut up!

Half of the city is down at Schrader.

Has any of you motherfuckers seen Chester?

Has she eaten?

Have her, mama. Chester!

Have you ever been to Santa Monica and Highland?

He act like prison is a bad place to go.

He comes home every night smelling like cheap perfume

He doesn't like you. You aren't special.

He hurting you? I can call the police if he...

He just fuck all these bitches. He fuck my bitches.

He left you for her the minute you went to jail.

He must respect his family.

He should have stayed home tonight.

He speaks English but he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

He was pouring us cognac. Now we have to pour it ourselves.

He was the only man at the table.

He's been hanging out with my new friend.

He's gonna pay for it!

He's great but he gets tired too much.

He's lucky he's in America.

Hello! Where is he at? Where's your fucking friend?

Hello.

Help me out, sister...

Her motherfucking ass goes motherfucking crazy

Her name is Dani.

Here, I'm gonna give you this. Where is she?

Here, this is your cheeseburger.

Hey girl, you back from vacation?

Hey, guys. Have you seen Chester? Who?

Hey, Mamasan! Come here and read this motherfucker.

Hey, Mila, did you see Nash? That little n****.

Hey, there is no fighting in here.

Hey, what's this say?

Hey! Alexandra, come here!

Hey! It's that guy!

Hey.

Hi, are we looking for a party...

Hi, Nash! Girl, girl, it's Nash, girl!

Hi, Rizuku!

Hi.

Highlight, highlight, highlight, contour.

Him and his fucking whores?

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

Hold on! She calling the police!

Hold up, listen.

Hold up. This motherfucking commotion,

Honestly, it sounded a little old. Like, it didn't sound like new music.

How about a fucking name?

How are you, Razmik?

How can I help you?

How do you say that shit in Russian? Oh... prostituke!

How is Ashot?

How she going to come out here looking like a shitty ass.

How the fuck would I know?

How well do you know my son in law?

How you doing?

I ain't no motherfucking drag queen!

I already told you, it's just a rumor.

I am at work. I'm getting coffee.

I am fierce as fuck.

I am his mother in law.

I am morally opposed to the pimping shit.

I am so excited about that!

I better get a freebie next time!

I can feel it.

I can give you everything I have.

I can hear you.

I can suck your dick with a condom for 80.

I can't have your wife dying up in here.

I can't wait to see that motherfucker!

I cannot do this, it's too much drama.

I cannot take it no more.

I didn't. I swallowed it.

I don't do that anymore. Even when I see Chester,

I don't even know her.

I don't even know what to do.

I don't even understand what you talking about.

I don't gain or lose.

I don't give a shit.

I don't give no kinds of shit about this bitch, alright, alright?

I don't have no fucking money for new hair.

I don't know the fuck is real anymore.

I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with this hair.

I don't know what the fuck she was tripping on, girl.

I don't know what's going on with your man,

I don't know who the fuck this bitch is,

I don't know. I haven't seen him all day.

I don't know. I just know that her name starts with a D.

I don't know. What's happening?

I don't like dogs.

I don't need money.

I don't support that pimping shit.

I don't think she gots what you want, Ra Ra.

I fucked your best friend. Yeah, that's right.

I get Thai iced teas.

I give zero fucks about you and Chester.

I go down.

I got eight dates a day! Just tell me...

I got out of my car and she attacked me.

I got Ty on the West Side, right?

I got... I got a girl's name, Mia.

I had a stressful day today.

I had two dollars. Two dollars. You know what I spent it on?

I have motherfucking holiday spirit

I have no patience for her. Make sure she doesn't make a fuss.

I haven't made a penny today. I'm going to work for a few hours.

I haven't seen anybody, leave me the fuck alone.

I haven't seen Chester in a long time, either.

I haven't seen her for so long, girl. She's looking good!

I haven't seen you before.

I heard his dick is little.

I imply that you use some of my eye. And let me do what I need to do.

I just call the cops. You and you and you all get out! Out!

I just haven't seen you in a long time.

I just, I just need...

I knew it. I told her he is not going to work.

I know a lot about the music industry.

I know a lot of people in the music industry.

I know but his real Christmas is on the 1th.

I know I ain't special,

I know my husband well enough. Come on, let's go.

I know what you're trying to do.

I know, I'm sorry about that.

I know. I know.

I know... I... I fucking set that one up, didn't I?

I like right here.

I look like the real thing.

I make silicone boobs. What do you need?

I mean I be running around taking care of business and shit,

I mean it's motherfucking Christmas Eve.

I mean when I walk into the room, it shouldn't always smell like homeless.

I mean, damn.

I mean, I guess you're like shit out of luck.

I mean, that's pretty cool.

I mean... you did sing and you sang...

I myself sing.

I need you to take me to him right away. Please.

I promise no drama, Alexandra!

I promise. I promise.

I remember one Christmas,

I said I'm not going to go anywhere.

I see what is fucking going on here...

I see what's motherfucking going on here...

I shouldn't be talking and driving the car.

I stay on my side of the business.

I stay with her, we go outside.

I swear to God, he's going to rip that cheap ass wig off your head

I think this is becoming our favorite spot.

I think you're gonna like it.

I thought they let your ass out at noon.

I told her that too.

I told you what I had to do today. You act like I was playing.

I told you, I already told you!

I want to make sure you are not a cop.

I want you guys to come to my show tonight.

I was fucking your piece the other night.

I was like six or seven,

I was named like all Indian Cherokee babies are named.

I was thinking maybe BBBJ?

I will be there, I promise.

I will find him for you.

I will. I will be there.

I'll do this.

I'll propose to you, we'll get married.

I'll see you in ten years, kid!

I'll take care of it.

I'm a businessman, alright? I move product.

I'm Armenian.

I'm from Oklahoma, and I am a Cherokee Indian.

I'm fucking hard. Shut up.

I'm getting dragged around this fucking city is not as sad

I'm glad she didn't look out the window and see an outhouse.

I'm going home.

I'm going to find out what you are doing here.

I'm going to go to work.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

I'm going to Olympic and Fountain...

I'm going to rip his mask off.

I'm gonna buy some donuts,

I'm gonna fuck her up!

I'm gonna have to fuck her up now too!

I'm gonna put Kool Aid on. That's gonna be it.

I'm gonna take 101, OK?

I'm in no hurry.

I'm learning English.

I'm losing sympathy for you by the minute.

I'm not a cop.

I'm not cleaning up. I'm going to bed.

I'm not going anywhere until I get an explanation.

I'm not going anywhere until you give me my money.

I'm not going nowhere!

I'm not going to allow him to get away with this.

I'm not in the mood for this.

I'm not leaving unless you tell me where he is...

I'm paying for it. It's not like we're getting married.

I'm so fucking happy to see you today.

I'm tired of being fucking nice to people.

I'm tired, let's go! I didn't think I was gonna make it here on time!

I'm trying to enjoy it in peace, please.

I'm wonderful. Are you ready for me?

I'm your mother. If I don't talk about it, who will?

I'mma perform. Don't worry.

I've been hearing shit out here.

I've been told you this was gonna happen.

I've got some money for you. Don't worry, man.

If I don't make money, how do we live?

If she's talking about me, I'll fuck her up.

If you talk to me again.

If you think that's a girl's name, it's not.

If you trying to upset me it's not gonna work.

Imagine if he was in Armenia.

In front of all these people, I'm going to rip your mask off.

In the back.

Is it a double date with Chester?

Is it little?

Is that a dog or a cat?

Is that how you like it?

Is that it? That's hard?

Is that your green Passat?

Is this the person you were talking about?

It ain't his ass I should be worried about.

It don't have to always be like that. Let me do this.

It don't matter, we here now. Sit down.

It should be that bitch. She's the one trying

It sounded like something I'd hear like a long time ago,

It stopped singing the I love you song.

It was only once. It didn't mean a thing.

It was shut off. I had to cover your rent last month.

It'll be a pretty thing!

It's a pussy.

It's a white real fish.

It's been a long time.

It's called a fucking tuck.

It's Christmas and I have guests.

It's Christmas Eve. We'll all go our separate ways.

It's Christmas.

It's Christmas... It's Christmas Eve!

It's cool. I'm glad you're out and everything.

It's Dinah!

It's empty

It's enough fuckin' around. No, I'm not going anywhere.

It's gonna blow your fucking mind.

It's hardly doing anything.

It's in my mouth.

It's my pipe.

It's none of your business.

It's not the fucking food line.

It's not working, okay. There is no deal.

It's okay, Mom.

It's okay. You don't have to make money today.

It's so quiet.

It's something like...

It's super straight like those fucking Asian hos.

It's whatever you want it to be.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Just classy, huh?

Just get the fuck out. Just get the fuck out.

Just get us there. Just get us there quick

Just go to... Take us to Olympic. Mexican, he is a Mexican.

Just relax! It's Christmas Eve! Where is your Christmas spirit?

Karo, do you know Razmik?

Karo, please don't waste my time. Take me to Razmik.

Karo.

Know what I'm saying? It's like...

Let her grow up a little and then Yeva can start working also.

Let me know when you get it fixed up. Let me know.

Let me see your dick.

Let me tell you, Chester is a natural born sailor.

Let's get the whole precinct down here, you motherfucker!

Let's not let this ruin our night.

Let's toast to the head of this household.

Like a trick ******!

Like I get... our gift is like me fucking running shit,

Like I know... Where I'm coming from is

Like saving money, like, 'cause I knew you was getting out today.

Like ten minutes ago I was driving around.

Like y'all ****as are going to Red Lobster and shit!

Like, let's celebrate.

Listen to me. Get up. Let's go.

Listen, have you seen Sin Dee tonight?

Listen, listen, listen. I can't be getting popped on that shit,

Listen, sweetheart, I'm bumping you.

Listen. I can do all the work myself and jerk myself off.

Look at her!

Look at me in my eyes and promise!

Look at this, business is booming today. Yes!

Look at your nasty clothes. You couldn't afford it.

Look, hey, here comes Big Shit Thompson!

Look, I didn't mean to hurt you, sweetheart.

Look, I'm not doing this! I'm out of here. Cause you know...

Look. My boyfriend, my husband.

Look. My friends are here.

Look...

Looks like Santa without a beard. I've been clean for 30 days.

Looks like someone has a crush.

Looks like you need a new pack.

Los Angeles is a beautifully wrapped lie.

Make a right, right here on Las Palmas.

Mama, mama, you are so much better than she is.

Mamasan, does your husband ever cheat on you?

Mamasan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna chill these motherfuckers out.

Mamasan, I'm sorry. I'm gonna chill these motherfuckers out.

Maybe I am available. Maybe it'll be a freebie.

Maybe I'll get used to it.

Maybe you can just grab my balls or something.

Maybe. And who are you?

Me, neither.

Me, you and him are gonna have a little sit down, a little chit chat

Merry Christmas Eve, bitch.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Bitch call me. Yo, your wife is hot.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Merry motherfucking Christmas, you know what I'm saying?

Merry motherfucking Christmas, you know what I'm saying?

Miss Sin Dee. And Miss Dani...

Mister Chester!

Mom, he's the only one working and supporting this household.

Mom, I'm sorry. I spilled a little bit.

Mom, what do you want to do, destroy my family?

Mom, what's going on here?

Mom, what's going on with you?

Mom, why are you getting involved in my family's affairs?

Mom?

Mother, I'm not discussing this.

Mother, please.

Mother, stop.

Motherfucker, I don't know you. I don't know that bitch either!

Move!

My family bought me the cutest little Barney doll,

My family is driving me fucking crazy, I just gotta get off.

My performance. It's going to be at 7:00.

Next door, to the coffee shop.

Next year, OK?

****a, come here. Let me talk to you.

****a, who the fuck are you? I'm her motherfucking fiancé.

****a, you got a fucking wife. I know you do.

No cops, please.

No wonder she's crying having a father like that.

No, I ain't seen her, sorry.

No, I don't even know her.

No, no, I really need to find her, do you know where she's at?

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I'm not hurting her.

No, no, no. Mamasan, I'm sorry.

No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait

No, no, no. That's right. No, no. Don't get it twisted.

No, she broke. She ain't got no money.

No, she looks more like Razmik.

No, Yeva did not. Karo brought me here.

No, you are embarrassing us.

No, you are.

No!

No! No!

No! You lying.

No! You're not getting a freebie, alright?

No.

No.

No. It's really busy on the streets today, so...

No. No. No, no.

No. That bitch been talking ever since I met her.

No. The block is hot over here.

Nobody asked you, bitch.

Nobody was taking care of you? Nobody?

Nope.

Not fucking funny.

Not gonna run away.

Not that serious my fucking ass, girl.

Now let me make my money and go the fuck home.

Now you got her talking to him in Chinese!

Now?

Number two, I don't know who the fuck you are talking about.

Oh ho!

Oh, bra! He was all he could be when he joined my Navy!

Oh, dear Lord, my heart is going to stop.

Oh, fu ck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, girl, hit her. Hit her.

Oh, girl! What's up? What's the T?

Oh, girl.

Oh, girl.

Oh, how was the performance, Alexandra?

Oh, I don't remember.

Oh, I see... you are smoking marijuana with these people.

Oh, it was great. Thanks for asking.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, man!

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Get out of my car, come on.

Oh, look at this. That's cute. No, she's gone.

Oh, my fucking God!

Oh, my God, come on, come on. Take this off.

Oh, my God, I hate men.

Oh, my God, that is not the T.

Oh, my God, what are you talking about?

Oh, my God! Look, there's Sin Dee!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. They just threw fucking piss on me.

Oh, my God. You will not believe what I have been through!

Oh, my God... these are men.

Oh, my God... these are men.

Oh, my God... these are men.

Oh, now you want to talk shit?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. Who's shit is this? This isn't mine, this is good.

Oh, shut the fuck up you lackey ass bitch!

Oh, that's catty, bitch.

Oh, that's interesting you fucking tell her about this shit

Oh, the train wreck and the hot mess. Yeah.

Oh, these are prostitutes. These are prostitutes.

Oh, this my boyfriend!

Oh, what the fuck is this shit?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. She's back. She's back and she's going hard.

Oh, you fucking didn't tell her?

Oh, you see? That's the shit right there.

Oh! I'm burning.

Oh. He should be around the West Hollywood area.

OK, I got you.

Ok, that's fine. But he's not with you. He's with her.

OK.

OK. Thank you girls. I'll see you there.

OK. To the left right here.

Okay but give me... Run me my shit.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna buy some donuts. Alright.

On Olympic... So fucking, just fucking go there.

On one of my hoes 'cause you started this shit?

On top of that it's motherfucking Christmas Eve.

Out here it's all about our hustle,

Please be there tonight. Don't disappoint me.

Please tell me you didn't go crazy on her?

Please, I will be super fast.

Please, Sin Dee, I'm sorry. Iii humanly.

Pull it out.

Pull it out. Pull it out.

Pull that down.

Quickly...

Razmik is not working tonight.

Razmik Simonian. He is one of your drivers.

Razmik supports the family. He takes care of us.

Razmik, just apologize to the bitch.

Razmik, why?

Razmik!

Razmik!

Razmik? Razmik? Where is your location?

Remember, Sin Dee. No drama!

Right down the goddamn street. Here he comes.

Right here! In there!

Run me my money, put it on the dash.

Say you're not gonna run away on me again!

Scotty? Scotty?

See what you did?

See you later on tonight. I have to go.

See you later, God bless.

Selena.

She ain't fucking available.

She ain't nobody. Today's about you.

She asked for $80 and he is a $900 a date.

She called me a nick ****y, girl!

She comes back, takes a piece of broccoli,

She didn't tell you that me and her were knocking it three weeks ago.

She doesn't eat this kind of food. I will feed her later.

She don't give no fuck about you.

She don't want to tell me how much she got paid.

She goes on forever. You know she goes on forever.

She left.

She loves that dog very much.

She loves that dog.

She names that fucking baby.

She sound good, right? She sound good, girl.

She thinks I'm doing drugs. Can you please tell her I don't do drugs?

She was up. She was on. She's done.

She was with a friend and her name is Sin Dee.

She with me right now. She ain't fucking working.

She's at Donut Time.

She's been out of jail for 24 hours, she's already causing drama.

She's calling the police! Your name is Tyrone and I'm Billy!

She's from the hills. She hillbilly. Come on, girl!

She's getting on my fucking nerves.

She's getting skinnier and skinnier.

She's going to call the police.

She's in the bathroom! I'm sorry, guys!

She's in there. But you're not going in there.

She's not coming back.

She's not coming back. That's what I'm telling you.

She's smoking' up.

Shit floats to the surface.

Shit, I did not motherfucking cheat on you.

Shit, she dying, yo!

Shit.

Shit. Fucking pathetic.

Shit. I need some more of that shit, girl.

Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up! What are you crying for?

Shut the fuck up! Where's Chester?

Shut the fuck up. Come here. Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up. Shut up.

Shut up and get out of our business, okay?

Shut your ass up, girl!

Shut your dumb ass up.

Sin Dee Rella.

Sin Dee, can you please not talk to my wife.

Sin Dee, just calm down. I ain't seen nobody.

Sin Dee, talk to me.

Sin Dee, will you just talk to me? Come on.

Sin Dee!

Sin Dee! Oh, my God.

Sin Dee.

Sin Dee...

Sin Dee's back on the block?

Sin Sin. Sit your ass down.

Since it is Christmas,

Sit your ass fucking down. No, no, man.

So a random woman just grabs you and attacks you.

So did Mr. Falafel have a big dick?

So how was it, bitch?

So I had to dance with my sisters.

So that was the beginning of it.

So they can help take care of my sweetie pie.

So this is the fucking silver living line now?

So what?

So when I was born, my mama looked out the window,

So you didn't just park it

So you gave them 20 bucks and said, Let me sing a Christmas song?

So you had to check your merchandise ten times, Chester?

So, I got some good news to tell you.

So, me and my sisters...

So, she called me Mia.

So... It's so nice to see some fresh faces out here.

So... just hang, okay?

Something Dominique... Desiree...

Something starting with a D. Come on. D.

Something with a D! Something with a D! Desiree...

Sometimes a wife has to turn a blind eye.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

T was the night before Alexandra.

Tell her she sound good.

Tell him to run me those diapers, bitch.

Tell me the T!

Tell me where the fuck she is.

Tell that bitch do not call the cops!

Ten? Like, I never had a pimp who didn't fuck me.

Thank God.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Wishing you the same.

Thanks for helping, you motherfucker!

That actually looks good on you.

That I would take with me everywhere.

That is a cute ass blouse.

That kinda told you that he was there?

That's for real...

That's it. That's it.

That's not a pimp. What do you see in him?

That's not for pussies.

That's pretty damn cruel, don't you think?

That's right, Ra Ra. You should apologize

That's sad. That's fucking sad.

That's south of just fucking all the other streets.

That's the right thing to do.

That's true.

That's what grandmothers are for.

That's what I do. Alright, sometimes I gotta test the merch is all.

That's where she's at! She's fucking blonde!

That's why they're called trade.

That's... That's sad. Hold up.

The old man from the line. He is a regular with Chester's girls.

The only thing it hasn't broken down was these fucking arms.

The world can be a cruel place.

There ain't no Dana here.

There are girls at the Christmas party.

There is a food line and they are giving away

There's a spot two blocks up.

There's his cab. Should I stop here?

There's no Christmas without snow.

These are just regular people. Come on, let's go home.

These are the type of hoes you like? Dumbass hoes like this?

They ain't never gonna find us!

They all think they are goddamn Lil Wayne.

They are gonna kick our fucking stupid asses out of here.

They left?

They like, fucking wanna get their last minute shopping in and shit.

They lived on that jewelry, had a restaurant.

They said you was legit, they didn't say you was a legit homo.

This bitch don't give no fuck about you.

This bitch is the one that told you about this shit?

This has to come off too.

This is a business!

This is a place for business, I am trying to...

This is all that shit at The Grand was about?

This is embarrassing. Please. Let's go home.

This is funny!

This is just being real with you...

This is like the second time

This is my mother in law. She's just a little bit crazy.

This is my place of business.

This is not critical, this is not anything like rude,

This is some girl shit. You guys work this motherfucker out.

This is what the fuck I'm dealing with.

This month that this happened to me.

This motherfucker don't say Dana, does it?

This motherfucking girl thing. This is between y'all asses.

This next one is one of my favorites

This one has one shoe!

This right here, is this what you fucking want?

This thing busts in and drags me out by my hair,

This weather in LA

Time to make the donuts, bitch.

To come on my man. Bitch, you're smart!

To come pick me up.

To destroy our family from day one.

To have me go handle it by myself. You're the one who told me anyways.

To hold your teener in my weave.

To your health.

To your son in law. But do you know why?

Today isn't his real Christmas.

Took it like a champ.

Tries to beat my ass,

True.

Trying to make you look better than what you looked like before.

Twenty eight days and you mean to tell me

Two months pregnant.

Ugly ass bitches.

Uh“.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

Wait. Wait. Sin Dee? Which Sin Dee?

Wait. You wish who didn't tell you what?

Want to smoke some weed? I got some weed.

Was gonna take you to Roscoe's tomorrow

We are almost there.

We cool?

We have neighbors, alright?

We made a business transaction.

We pissed on your friend, bitch!

We will find him but we may drive all night. Okay?

We'll be real quick, just 15 minutes.

We'll just be bald together.

We're at Donut Time, fucking retard!

We've got something else to do first.

Well we have seen you cruising around for at least 45 minutes.

Well, here is your chance, if you want to go meet him.

Well, I came here to help with the child so they can work.

Well, I mean, like, like yeah...

Well, you ain't doing your job so I couldn't cum.

Well. Listen, Sin Dee. It's good seeing you, but...

What a sight for sore eyes!

What about right here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you plotting?

What are you talking about? He only takes care of himself.

What can I do for you today?

What did he say?

What did you do to her?

What didn't she tell you?

What do you mean don't touch me? Why did you come here?

What do you mean they left? Yeah, they're gone.

What do you mean you have to leave?

What do you mean, duh?

What do you mean?

What do you want from us? Don't you feel sorry for my daughter?

What do you want?

What do you want? Hurry up.

What does he spend it on? Them.

What exactly are you doing to my face?

What family?

What happened? Get in.

What have you done to her?

What is he talking about?

What is the matter, Auntie?

What is the prostitute saying to you?

What is the prostitute saying to you?

What is wrong with you? Are you on something?

What number is the party room?

What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out!

What the fuck do I look like?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is your problem, dude?

What the fuck you mean you haven't seen him?

What the fuck you two looking at?

What time is it?

What time is it? What fucking time is it?

What was your name again?

What, exactly, are you implying?

What?

What?

What? Hey! Hey!

What? I didn't cum. You didn't get paid.

What? Spit it out.

What...

What's that name say? That's your name.

What's that say? What's that name say?

What's that?

What's the name?

What's this say?

What's this? Tricks 'R Us?

What's up, Sin Dee. How are you doing?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's your name?

What's your name?

When your husband goes out and buys a girl like me,

Where are the fruits? Fruits.

Where are you from?

Where do you think he might be?

Where I conduct my day to day shit, right?

Where is she?

Where she at, girl?

Where the fuck are you going?

Where the fuck is Chester at?

Where the fuck is the red lip gloss?

Where you been all day?

Where you from?

Which Razmik?

While I'm up in there, girl! Me, bitch!

White Boy! Where the fuck is Chester?

Who are these people?

Who are you talking about?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who is gonna clean this?

Who is gonna clean this?

Who is she?

Who the fuck am I gonna get to come pick you up?

Who the fuck is him?

Who's heart beats for you? This heart.

Who's name you see tattooed here? Huh?

Who's your man? I'm your motherfucking fiancé

Whoo! Yeah!

Why are you looking for him?

Why do fish come in to our territory?

Why does he owe you money?

Why me? What did I do?

Why what? What? She's been trying

Why would I lay a hand on Jillian? It's not like your fucking Jillian...

Why you so up on her anyways? With that fucked up face of yours.

Why?

Will you stop?

Would you just go with your homeboy and get the fuck out of here?

Wow, what the fuck is going on?

Y'all got a...

Yeah I knew some people, came from Armenia.

Yeah, bitch. Like a real fish girl, like vagina and everything.

Yeah, Chester! Where's Chester?

Yeah, I've seen her, baby, she's involved in some drama,

Yeah, it is cruel. God gave me a penis.

Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, no drama.

Yeah, puppy. Just 15 minutes.

Yeah, they're real.

Yeah, yeah, I see it.

Yeah, you're cute. I love your sweater, your fake purse.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Fix your face. Fix that mug. That's what everybody is looking at.

Yeah. I know.

Yeah. So, when you be fucking my bitches,

Yeah. Sometimes. But not all the time.

Yeah. We know. You posted a lot at the center.

Yeah... I have a full house. I called in another girl.

Yes, drive. It's okay.

Yes, I am sure! You're making me lose my game.

Yes, I did.

Yes, I didn't earn a penny today.

Yes, I know Chester!

Yes, I proposed right before she got herself arrested.

Yes, we're supposed to share it, bitch. I am broke.

Yes.

Yes. I'm on. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass

Yes. Of course. I know him very well.

Yes. Water is free.

Yeva, come to the corner of Santa Monica

Yeva, what did he say?

Yo, the shit she did to me was just a warm up for your ass, bitch.

Yo, yo, yo, listen. I got a query. You married, right?

Yo, you're the bitch they threw out!

Yo.

You act so motherfucking high and mighty about this shit.

You always weigh the same.

You are beautiful.

You are embarrassing me.

You are so mad pathetic right now!

You are... Chester.

You be tripping.

You can pretend to be blind but I cannot.

You can't get it on me, bitch, you can't get it on me, bitch.

You did good, girl. You sound good tonight, girl.

You didn't have to Chris Brown the bitch!

You didn't have to do this.

You didn't know?

You didn't tell her that shit, did you?

You didn't wanna fucking tell her that part.

You do what you want to do. You're the driver.

You don't have a baby daddy though.

You don't know just yet if it's true.

You even know their names? Oh, my God.

You ever hear of Pinkberry? Oh, man, trust me.

You finally got tits, bitch!

You forget I got a dick, too.

You fucking animals!

You fucking whore!

You get my ass thrown out of motherfucking Donut Time

You girls usually have some exotic names.

You gonna bring this bitch here, and now you smoking this shit!

You got any aspirin?

You got people paying you to play in a club.

You gotta call Chester!

You gotta get her the fuck out of here!

You gotta tell her I don't know you. This is my mother in law.

You have the wrong person!

You have to stop starting shit.

You just come out here and give me all this information.

You just got home.

You just got out, mama.

You just went from half fag to full fag!

You know Chester?

You know how these motherfuckers get...

You know I love you. I'd never do anything to hurt you.

You know that, right?

You know what I think? I think she jealous of us.

You know what you're going to get from me?

You know what, why don't I just take these off too, huh?

You know what? I want to see Chester right now!

You know what? It's okay.

You know what? It's okay.

You know when I say shit, I mean it, girl.

You know where Olympic,

You know where they're at?

You know who the fuck I am talking about?

You know you really piss me off sometimes, Chess.

You know you're my best friend.

You know, I got Nash working on Vermont.

You know, I kinda wish she didn't tell me.

You know, people who love people,

You know, you could have at least had the decency

You know, you piss me the fuck off sometimes, Chester!

You know... Why did you bring her here?

You live in America now.

You might be his bottom bitch, but I'm his girlfriend,

You must promise to me that there's not gonna be any drama.

You need to help me! Call Chester!

You need to learn how to blend.

You new? New in town?

You paid... Wait. You paid them to let you sing?

You really do have a crush, don't you?

You retired? I didn't know you retired.

You said I was the only girl you ever truly loved.

You said you are going downtown, right?

You saved her that shit. You didn't tell her.

You see right through me, don't you?

You shut your fucking mouth.

You speak English pretty good.

You talk when I tell you to motherfucking talk.

You the one that caused all this motherfucking commotion?

You think I don't know? I check your bank statements...

You think the government doesn't know about aliens and spaceships and shit?

You think they not keeping it a secret from us?

You think you know him? You are blind.

You tried it.

You two deserve each other.

You two, stay your asses here until I come get you.

You wanna fuck her in front of everybody, right?

You wanna go onstage looking like this?

You want me to call the cop?

You want me to walk all the way to Vermont?

You will remember.

You'll get used to a lot more than that.

You're breaking up with him!

You're Chester's girlfriend? Is that what you fucking think?

You're fucking Jillian too, aren't you?

You're going with me. You've got no fucking choice, OK?

You're like home like waiting for him to call and shit.

You're like, 'Oh, Sin Dee, the cops are coming,

You're not even hard yet.

You're not getting your fucking keys.

Your chestnuts are roasting on the bottom of your chinny chin chin.

Your highlight's all fucked off, girl.

Your husband is a dog. Dog.

Your husband is with gay prostitutes.

7:00 pm sharp!

1351 Orange?

7:00 pm. 7:00.

After lunch... You stay with her, okay.

Alright, listen, listen. Hello?

Alright! Everybody on the goddamn block

Alright... Get your life!

and come down. I just... I...

Are you a cop? No, no. Get in.

Are you crazy? Prostitution?

Big spender. Go fuck yourself.

Bitch... You better go get fight, honey.

Bye! Thank you so much.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. OK. Take care.

C'mon, get up. Don't touch me.

Can I help you? You working?

Come here! Fuck you!

Come on just... No, no. You get what you pay for.

Come on, it's Christmas. You know what?

Come on. Shut the fuck up.

Dee Dee... I don't know, girl! Give me your fucking phone!

Did you hear what she said? Razmik!

Dinah! Dinah! Get the fuck out of here!

Do you want a drink? Yes!

Dominique... Destiny?

Exactly. That's cool. That's right. I'm with this bitch.

Forty dollars. Forty dollars?

Forty fucking dollars? Oh, come on.

Fucking Alexander. Oh, boy.

Fucking homo, man. Get out of my fucking car.

Get the fuck out. Where the fuck is Dinah?

Girl, I am so mad. Why don't you just stop?

Give me my shit. Get the fuck out of my car.

Give me... You're not getting these...

Have you not worked with Alexander? No.

He owes me fucking money. Is it true?

He owes me money. I don't owe you money.

Hello, sir. Hey.

Hey, baby, how's it going? Hey. How are ya?

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Just the wash.

Hold up, hold up, hold up. What?

How many times did he fuck you? Don't answer that.

How many times? He fucked me plenty, okay?

How many? What is fucking wrong with you?

How much did you get paid? Girl, she didn't get paid, girl.

How've you been? I've been great.

Hurry up! Come on! Ow!

I did not cheat on you. You're a fucking liar!

I didn't mean that! I can give pussy,

I don't have time for this shit. Don't be a bitch about it.

I don't know what else to say. The only thing I can say is this.

I don't know who... Where are they?

I don't understand. You said you were going to work.

I don't want to see Chester. Oh, you don't do dope no more?

I got my chip. Don't give a shit.

I haven't seen you forever. Yeah.

I just want to have some fun. What kind of fun?

I know you're with that bitch. Not like that.

I need to get these eyebrows done. Yes, you do.

I wanna ride it! He is gonna pay for it!

I wanna ride it! Like a trick ******!

I was on the phone. I realized... I've seen it. You know what, sir?

I wish I never told her. I heard about that fish.

I'll bring you some water. Is it free?

I'm just... I'm so over it. Yo!

I'm not Dana. No, no, no. I'm looking for Dana.

Is it tucked? Is it tucked?

Is that Louie or Houie? She had my date, girl,

Is this Sunset Boulevard? Yeah.

It's all cool, just get out. No, no you didn't cum,

It's in my fucking hair! Wait, wait.

It's okay, Mom. It's Christmas Eve.

knew about it but me. Hey! I'm gonna call the cop!

Listen! First of all... OK.

Look how happy she is. Hurry up, I have another costumer.

Mamasan, I like your hair. Alright.

Mary's at 7:00. OK.

Mary's at 7:00. Mary's at 7:00. OK.

My cheating fiancé shouldn't mind. Wait, wait, wait.

Nice try. Please help. Help me, Officer.

Nice, Oh, jeez. Oh, boy.

No, he don't do my drugs. You see?

No, let's go. Of course he knows my name!

No, not me. Here we go again.

Nobody. Nobody?

Nope. Not fucking funny goddamn it.

Off of Vermont. Classy!

Oh, Dana. I guess that's it. Where is she?

Oh, girl, shut your ass up! That's it! I am going home!

Oh, hey, what's the T bitch? Girl, what's your T?

Oh, honey. Don't you try it.

Oh, my God. Merry Christmas, you tranny faggot.

Oh, shit! What?

Oh, shit. Sin Dee...

Oh, yeah. Damn that bitch looks

OK. What do you want?

Please help me. Get off the car.

Right? Simple. Sure.

Schrader! Food line!

She about to get her ass beat. Shut your stupid ass up.

She drinks out of my straw. Nice.

She paid to sing, girl. What do you mean?

Sin Dee, please... Get your hands off her.

Sin Dee. Oh, hey, Alexandra.

So what? It's Christmas Eve.

Stop yelling! Okay.

Take these flyers. OK, OK...

Thank you, everyone. Everybody clap!

Thank you. Go Alexandra, girl!

That block you were hanging on? What a waste of my time.

That's not any of my concern. Okay, okay.

That's not what I meant! That's exactly what you meant!

That's what I'm talking about. You didn't pay for it, Chester!

They'll be here. Your fans are not here.

This bullshit right here? Merry Christmas.

This is what you paid for. Come on, you know you want it.

to give it a bath. Oh, girl, she tried her out.

Wait a minute. Oh, speaking of classy.

Wait till you find out about... Will you stop over there!

What the fuck are you laughing at? What?

What the fuck? What the fuck is this?

What? I've been keeping a secret

What? The bus and a donut.

What? You two are getting married?

What's going on? This lady just attacked me.

What's your name, son? Karo.

Where's fucking Dinah? Who cares?

Where's she at? Get the fuck out.

Who the fuck are you? Dana?

Who's Bob? Who's Bob? I'm Bob.

Who's gonna marry her smiling ass? The one who order her offline.

Why does he owe you $40? He knows me very well.

why don't you hold my teener... Are you fucking serious?

Why? You already know the routine.

Yeah? What... What can I help you with?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yes, please. Alright.

Yes, she fucking retired. Why didn't you tell me you retired?

Yes. Yes.

Yo, I thought that was a bust. Jesus fucking Christ.

Yo! Bitch, what the fuck you want?

You got any T on you? No, I don't.

You OK? I don't know.

You see that? You see that? Sin Dee, leave them alone.

You should ask Bob. Who the fuck is Bob?

'Cause I would really fucking love that.

'M I“

♪ Again ♪

♪ And boy land ♪

♪ Childhood's joy land ♪

♪ Childhood's joy land ♪

♪ Little girl ♪

♪ Mystic, merry, Toy land ♪

♪ Once you pass its borders ♪

♪ Once you pass its borders ♪

♪ Return again. ♪

♪ Say my name, say my name ♪

♪ Toy land ♪

♪ Toy land ♪

♪ While you dwell within it ♪

♪ You are ever happy there ♪

♪ You can ne'er ♪

♪ You can ne'er return ♪

$20 Christmas gift certificate. Some shit like that, alright?