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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015) Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is a hilarious comedy film released in 2015. It serves as a sequel to

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015)

Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is a hilarious comedy film released in 2015. It serves as a sequel to the original Hot Tub Time Machine, bringing back the fun and chaotic adventures of four friends who time-travel using a magical hot tub. The movie follows Lou, Nick, and Jacob as they embark on another crazy journey through time after their pal, Adam, gets in trouble. The cast features talented actors such as Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, and Adam Scott, who join forces to create a laughter-filled experience.

With an intriguing plot and witty dialogue, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 takes the concept of time travel to new heights, offering a fresh and entertaining take on the genre. The film's comedic genius lies in its clever references and outrageous scenarios, providing audiences with endless amusement. If you're in the mood for some laughs, you can't go wrong with Hot Tub Time Machine 2.

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A banana thrown in there.
A billion fucking dollars.
A great room is a great room.
A great room is a great room.
A guy I went to high school with. Yeah, he looks just like him.
A guy I went to high school with. Yeah, he looks just like him.
A little help here.
A little help here.
A lot of stations still playin' Gin and Juicey Juice.
A lot of stations still playin' Gin and Juicey Juice.
A lot. When I worked for him.
A lot. When I worked for him.
A new synthetic element has been developed.
A new synthetic element has been developed.
A parade I attended as a child.
About time someone manned up and shot the bastard.
About to have to eat a whole bunch of waffles!
About to have to eat a whole bunch of waffles!
Actually, Nick's idea about retitling it
Actually, Nick's idea about retitling it
Adam Junior's the murderer? Why would he do that?
Adam Junior's the murderer? Why would he do that?
Adam murdered me.
Adam saved Lincoln!
Adam took the nitro. He's going back to 2015 to kill you.
Adam took the nitro. He's going back to 2015 to kill you.
Adam, I hate to be a stickler, but you guys haven't met yet.
ADAM: (STAMMERING) What are you doing?
ADAM: (STAMMERING) What are you doing?
ADAM: Hey, lick my pussy.
ADAM: Hey, lick my pussy.
ADAM: It's a genius invention.
ADAM: No, no, Dad, wait!
ADAM: No, no, Dad, wait!
ADAM: Okay, I'm coming down.
ADAM: Okay, I'm coming down.
ADAM: Yeah. And even though I didn't meet my dad,
ADAM: You're a nerd You're a nerd...
Adam! Come on out!
Adam! Come on out!
Adam! Have you seen Lou?
Adam! Have you seen Lou?
Adam? What'd he do, have a light lunch and a spa day?
Adam... Adam Yates. Yes, he rounds out
Adam... Adam Yates. Yes, he rounds out
Adam's father's future daughter in law!
Adam's father's future daughter in law!
Adam's trench coat?
Adam's trench coat?
Admiration?
Admiration?
After Mark Wahlberg jerks off in the pickup truck.
After Mark Wahlberg jerks off in the pickup truck.
Ah, here we go! Here we go!
Ah, technically, that's more of a blink.
Ah, technically, that's more of a blink.
Ah, you're adorable.
Ah!
All I did was get my hair done!
All I got is this piece of land, and I know it's a piece of shit, okay?
All I got is this piece of land, and I know it's a piece of shit, okay?
All I know is that hot tub made me a king.
All I know is that hot tub made me a king.
All right, fine! The fucking murder thing.
All right, fine! The fucking murder thing.
All right, I can't see you right now,
All right, I can't see you right now,
All right, that went well. That went really well.
All right, that went well. That went really well.
All right, you know what? Forget it. You're right, that's fair.
All right, you know what? Forget it. You're right, that's fair.
All right! Put it in slow!
All right! Put it in slow!
All right! Set Mr. Dorchen up with the usual...
All right! Set Mr. Dorchen up with the usual...
All right. All right. Uh... (CHUCKLES)
All right. All right. Uh... (CHUCKLES)
All right. Come on. Let's go do some more dumb shit.
All right. Come on. Let's go do some more dumb shit.
All right. Everybody, get in.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. Well, you have fun and make good choices.
All right. Well, you have fun and make good choices.
All rise!
All rise!
All that and one less minute tonight on 59 Minutes.
ALL: Celebrity Choozy Doozy!
ALL: Celebrity Choozy Doozy!
ALL: Split up and find Brad
ALL: Split up and find Brad
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: You choose it, you dooze it!
ALL: You choose it, you dooze it!
Alongside these future stars?
Alternate universe. Like Fringe.
Always pack a bag.
Always pack a bag.
Am I on Celebrity Subpoena?
Am I on Celebrity Subpoena?
Amateur hour.
Amateur hour.
American success story, music mogul Nick Webber.
American success story, music mogul Nick Webber.
And a murder mystery? Yes, of course it does.
And a murder mystery? Yes, of course it does.
And asking it to love me.
And asking it to love me.
And Brad's going to Adam's wedding.
And Brad's going to Adam's wedding.
And destroyed half the waterfront... (EXHALES)
And does it all end in tragedy and tears
And does it all end in tragedy and tears
And for the record, I still like your music.
And for the record, I still like your music.
And get over there early for some Bloody Mary tinis?
And get over there early for some Bloody Mary tinis?
And get over there early for some Bloody Mary tinis?
And hello, sir. Who are you?
And hello, sir. Who are you?
And I can copyright that shit.
And I think you know where I'm going with this.
And I think you know where I'm going with this.
And I want to get out of this shirt.
And I would take you out into the Gulf and feed you to a tiger shark.
And I would take you out into the Gulf and feed you to a tiger shark.
And I'm appealing to your sense of humanity right now.
And I'm appealing to your sense of humanity right now.
And I'm asking you to be the bigger car and help me out.
And I'm asking you to be the bigger car and help me out.
And I'm good at receiving guests and...
And if you see your second chance
And if you see your second chance
And inappropriate, what we're doing. You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
And inappropriate, what we're doing. You're welcome, Mom and Dad.
And it always wins.
And it shows them how to get out in an emergency,
And it shows them how to get out in an emergency,
And no one likes you
And no one likes you
And no one likes you
And no one likes you
And no one likes you
And no one likes you
And now I'm ready to be original.
And now I'm ready to be original.
And now that he's gone, I can't help but feel...
And now that he's gone, I can't help but feel...
And our son, consequently.
And salutations that haven't even come to pass yet.
And salutations that haven't even come to pass yet.
And setting everything up
And setting everything up
And that's... That's not a turn of phrase,
And that's... That's not a turn of phrase,
And the land is in dispute because the llama needs to graze?
And then uses the hot tub to escape somewhere in time.
And then you nail him with it.
And then you nail him with it.
And there might be some leakage, okay?
And there might be some leakage, okay?
And they came here in a, uh... What was it?
And they came here in a, uh... What was it?
And they're like, Ma, get me out of here.
And they're like, Ma, get me out of here.
And we go check out a strip club.
And we go check out a strip club.
And we're just a bunch of fuck ups.
And we're just a bunch of fuck ups.
And you attach yourself and you just fuck 'em all up.
And you're dead.
And your son will do it after you.
And your son will do it after you.
And, we're back with the Celebrity Choozy Doozy challenge round.
And, we're back with the Celebrity Choozy Doozy challenge round.
And, while you slept, I would wait the nine hours
And, while you slept, I would wait the nine hours
And, you know, call security.
And... And... Who's the little doggie?
And... And... Who's the little doggie?
ANNOUNCER: Dorchen does it again!
Any other questions, or is this interview over?
Any other questions, or is this interview over?
Anybody know a Brad Syed? Report...
Anybody know a Brad Syed? Report...
Anyway, do you guys want some fresh clothes?
Anyway, the Repairman said
Anyway, the Repairman said
Anywhere in time if we're just not happy people?
Anywhere in time if we're just not happy people?
Are those wooden teeth?
Are we calling it a ****?
Are we calling it a ****?
Are you coming to Lou's party?
Are you coming to Lou's party?
Are you Nick Webber?
Are you Nick Webber?
Are you ready for the ride of your fucking life?
Arnold's hand gets chopped off in the past,
Arnold's hand gets chopped off in the past,
As a joke! As a joke!
As a joke! As a joke!
As long as we're coming clean, I fucked Marilyn Monroe.
As your head of R&D, I have to tell you
As your head of R&D, I have to tell you
At Gary Winkle's.
At some point in their lives.
At some point in their lives.
Aw, shit, Lou.
Aw, shit, Lou.
Baby Adam got away.
Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.
Be thankful for the one you're with.
Be thankful for the one you're with.
Be very careful, it's my only one. I only trust you with it.
Because fireworks make me want to puke, and you know that.
Because fireworks make me want to puke, and you know that.
Because life is about number one.
Because of me.
Because of you, Adam just got ****d.
Because of you, Adam just got ****d.
Because that's called intellectual property
Because that's called intellectual property
Because this is...
Because those are both just hypothetical future scenarios.
Because those are both just hypothetical future scenarios.
Because when Hurricane Beth came through
Because when Hurricane Beth came through
Because you were almost
Because you were almost
Before dragging his body to the Gulf and...
Before dragging his body to the Gulf and...
Before he goes back in time and kills Lou!
Before he goes back in time and kills Lou!
Before that, let's back it up.
Before their wedding, right?
Before their wedding, right?
Believe me, he did us all a favor.
Beside the hot tub time machine.
Beside the hot tub time machine.
Between two self driving smart cars in New Detroit.
Between two self driving smart cars in New Detroit.
Bing bong! What's the delay?
Bing bong! What's the delay?
Bloop.
Bloop.
Boo! You suck at this!
Boo! You suck at this!
Boobs.
Boobs.
Boom! Shotgun to the dick! (GRUNTS)
Boom! Shotgun to the dick! (GRUNTS)
BOTH: (SINGING) Nerd
BOTH: America!
BOTH: America!
BOTH: Everybody, strut, strut, strut, strut.
BOTH: Everybody, strut, strut, strut, strut.
BOTH: Feeding it to a shark.
BOTH: Great White Buffalo.
BOTH: Great White Buffalo.
BOTH: Hot tub time machine.
BOTH: Hot tub time machine.
BOTH: No.
BOTH: No.
BOTH: Oh!
BOTH: Oh!
BOTH: Power over nature.
BOTH: Power over nature.
BOTH: See?
BOTH: See?
BOTH: You're my best choice!
BOTH: You're. My. Best. Choice.
BOTH: You're. My. Best. Choice.
Brad Syed? He's coming to my wedding.
Brad was helping. He's not the murderer.
Brad was helping. He's not the murderer.
BRAD: He had a history of pulling great ideas
BRAD: He had a history of pulling great ideas
BRAD: It's the only nitrotrinadium in the whole world!
BRAD: It's the only nitrotrinadium in the whole world!
Bring me the thing!
Bring me the thing!
BRITT: Now, remember, folks,
BRITT: Now, remember, folks,
BRITT: You just got very lucky, my friend,
BRUCE BUFFER: We are live!
BRUCE BUFFER: We are live!
BUFFER: We are live!
BUFFER: We are live!
But Adam, he's, uh... He's off on an experiential journey.
But also tells them when to give up.
But also tells them when to give up.
But he's so much smaller than you.
But he's so much smaller than you.
But I don't care.
But I wouldn't use a gun. (SCOFFS)
But I wouldn't use a gun. (SCOFFS)
But I'm gonna assume you're putting king and throne in quotes.
But I'm gonna assume you're putting king and throne in quotes.
But if Adam took the nitro to the past,
But in that moment, everything became clear to me.
But in that moment, everything became clear to me.
But it's... It can be our piece of shit.
But it's... It can be our piece of shit.
But now I'm Zero Under Fuck Me!
But now I'm Zero Under Fuck Me!
But only from a community property perspective.
But only from a community property perspective.
But people still eat animals, right?
But people still eat animals, right?
But she's my only sister, and we never go visit her.
But she's my only sister, and we never go visit her.
But that means that you and I are first cousins.
But that means that you and I are first cousins.
But we went 10 years in the fuckin' future.
But we went 10 years in the fuckin' future.
But what was it like to grow up
But what was it like to grow up
But who's to say the past isn't anything more
But who's to say the past isn't anything more
But why would I wanna kill the man partly responsible
But you guys can introduce us.
But you guys can introduce us.
But you look like...
But you look like...
By threatening your own existence.
Bye, dude!
Bye, dude!
Call it destiny, or predestiny.
Call it destiny, or predestiny.
Can I take your jacket?
Can we go to the fuckin' party now?
Can we go to the fuckin' party now?
Can we just move on?
Can you swallow a watch, Nick?
Can you swallow a watch, Nick?
Can't express their brotherly love for each other!
Can't express their brotherly love for each other!
Check it out. Pure nitrotrinadium.
Check it out. Pure nitrotrinadium.
Chlamydia from the batting cages.
Chuck Zito? That motherfucker!
Chuck Zito? That motherfucker!
Chux... Zedo.
Chux... Zedo.
Cincinnati.
Cincinnati.
Classic Lou.
Classic Lou.
Cocaine!
Cocaine!
Come down fucking rich. I mean, how did that happen?
Come on, Lou, you know he can't help it.
Come on, really?
Come on, really?
Come on, you know it. He wants us to do it.
Come on, you know it. He wants us to do it.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! It's just something I say.
Come on! Look. Hey, not flickering.
Come on! Look. Hey, not flickering.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Do I look like a butler to you?
Come on. Do I look like a butler to you?
Come on. Let's get a drink.
Come on. No way! I had sex with Marilyn Monroe!
Come on. No way! I had sex with Marilyn Monroe!
Come on. Something fucked something to make it happen.
Come on. Something fucked something to make it happen.
Coming to you from the heart of the Bayou.
Coming to you from the heart of the Bayou.
Constitutional right to shoot a black car
Constitutional right to shoot a black car
Courtney, it's not a big deal.
Courtney, it's not a big deal.
Cox N Dix. Flip it. (LAUGHS)
Cox N Dix. Flip it. (LAUGHS)
Crazy call? What do you mean?
Crazy call? What do you mean?
Cut! Let's reset. Do it again.
Dad?
Daddy's little buddy is turning into Daddy's big buddy.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn, that's cold.
Damn, that's cold.
Dark? What do you mean?
Dark? What do you mean?
Dick and balls! You looked at a dick and balls!
Dick and balls! You looked at a dick and balls!
Did you just say high five instead of high fiving?
Did you just say high five instead of high fiving?
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you taste the robots? They're gritty.
Did you taste the robots? They're gritty.
Didn't you see the cocaine? Look, look, look.
Dinner and a movie to tropical sex vacation?
Dinner and a movie to tropical sex vacation?
Disappear.
Divorced? What the fuck are you talking about?
Divorced? What the fuck are you talking about?
DJ: (LAUGHS) Hey, yo! Check this out!
DJ: (LAUGHS) Hey, yo! Check this out!
Do I need any nipple rouge?
Do I need any nipple rouge?
Do I need nipple rouge?
Do I need nipple rouge?
Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Do the Strut.
Do the Strut.
Do you guys ever feel like
Do you guys ever feel like
Do you have a problem with this show?
Do you have a problem with this show?
Do you have kiwi? I'll take a kiwi, sliced up.
Do you know what day it is?
Do you know what day it is?
Do you or someone you love have a problem with
Do you or someone you love have a problem with
Do you think I can make that dumpster, guys?
Do you think I can make that dumpster, guys?
Do you think I can make that dumpster, guys?
Do you think she and I are gonna be okay?
Does Adam Yates live here?
Does Adam Yates live here?
Does he have, like, emotional problems?
Does he have, like, emotional problems?
Does she watch it?
Does she watch it?
Don't be a fuckin' pussy!
Don't be a fuckin' pussy!
Don't drop me!
Don't drop me!
Don't fuck with my groove, Terry.
Don't fuck with my groove, Terry.
Don't fuckin' worry about it, okay?
Don't fuckin' worry about it, okay?
Don't fucking sneak up on me like that, huh?
Don't let the lack of a door hit you on the way out.
Don't let the lack of a door hit you on the way out.
Don't mess with a winning formula, huh?
Don't mess with a winning formula, huh?
Don't say that!
Don't say that!
Don't take it off for 24 hours.
Don't you watch Downton Abbey?
Don't you watch Downton Abbey?
Don't.
Don't.
Dorchen!
Dorchen!
Dorchen!
Duck Dynasty?
Duck Dynasty?
Duck Fucking Dynasty!
Duck Fucking Dynasty!
Dude, is there, like, a stage manager around?
Dude, is there, like, a stage manager around?
Dude, it looks amazing.
Dude, it looks amazing.
Dude, where the fuck are we going?
Eat a boot? Eat your feelings. Choozy Doozy.
Eat a boot? Eat your feelings. Choozy Doozy.
Eat a bunch of waffles. Very, very nice choice.
Eat a bunch of waffles. Very, very nice choice.
Eat shit, Lou.
ED SULLIVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the Beatles!
Eeny, meeny, miney, drunk.
Eeny, meeny, miney, drunk.
Einstein's a stupid fucking idiot.
Einstein's a stupid fucking idiot.
Enjoy your shit.
Even
Even
Even Grandpappy Dorchen?
Even though this is completely ridiculous
Even though this is completely ridiculous
Ever since I wrote Let's Get It Started back in '86,
Ever since I wrote Let's Get It Started back in'86,
Every day's a seance, baby. Every day's a seance.
Every day's a seance, baby. Every day's a seance.
Every fucking weekend.
Every fucking weekend.
Every fucking year, Lou?
Every fucking year, Lou?
Every week, it's the same goddamn thing.
Every week, it's the same goddamn thing.
Everybody do the
Everybody do the Strut, strut, strut
Everybody do the Strut, strut, strut
Everybody do the...
Everything happens for a reason?
Everything is all about Lou. No regard for anybody else.
Everything is all about Lou. No regard for anybody else.
Everything.
Everything.
Ew, God. So...
Ew, God. So...
Exactly.
Exactly.
Except more of a super high intensity psychotropic drug trip.
Except more of a super high intensity psychotropic drug trip.
Except, you know, we're supposed to fuck.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Media preferences, Mr. Dorchen?
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Suicide prevention activated.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Suicide prevention activated.
First man to save a President and go into space.
First man to save a President and go into space.
First order of business,
First order of business,
Football, basketball, you know, just all the sports.
Football, basketball, you know, just all the sports.
For greater regulation of the industry,
For greater regulation of the industry,
For it to fully flush out of your system, so there's no trace.
For it to fully flush out of your system, so there's no trace.
For one, they're fit and handsome and you're neither of those things.
For one, they're fit and handsome and you're neither of those things.
For the challenge round.
For the greatest scientific achievement of all time?
For the greatest scientific achievement of all time?
For your information, today I recorded an original piece.
For your information, today I recorded an original piece.
Forgot what I was going to say.
Forgot what I was going to say.
From Comedy Central's World News headquarters in New York.com,
From that shelf down.
From that shelf down.
Fuck a dude!
Fuck a dude!
Fuck a dude. Fuck two dudes.
Fuck him in the face. Right in the fucking face.
Fuck him in the face. Right in the fucking face.
Fuck it. D.J.!
Fuck it. D.J.!
Fuck that. Fuck that.
Fuck that. Fuck that.
Fuck you for making me bald.
Fuck you for making me bald.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck, I don't know.
Fuck, Lou!
Fuck, Lou!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking disgusting, dude!
Fucking disgusting, dude!
Gary Winkle.
Gary Winkle.
Gary Winkle.
GARY: I pay you girls to like me. Hey, smile!
GARY: I pay you girls to like me. Hey, smile!
GARY: This ain't a circus!
GARY: This ain't a circus!
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.
Get me some champagne.
Get me some champagne.
Get the fuck out of the street!
Get the fuck out of the street!
Give me some of the other shows?
Give me some of the other shows?
Give me the craziest thing you got.
Give me the craziest thing you got.
Give me the nitrotrinadium, Brad! Give me the fuckin' nitro!
Give me the nitrotrinadium, Brad! Give me the fuckin' nitro!
Given the chance to do it all over again,
Given the chance to do it all over again,
Go ahead! Hit me!
Go ahead! Hit me!
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
God damn it!
God damn it!
Goddamn you.
Goddamn you.
Goddamn, it's good to see you, man.
Goddamn, it's good to see you, man.
Good for you, buddy.
Good looking out.
Good looking out.
Got you!
Gotcha. Forget I even brought it up.
Grab it! Take my advice.
Great White Buffalo.
Great White Buffalo.
Great White Buffalo. Yeah.
Great White Buffalo. Yeah.
Guy tries to divorce a llama,
Guy tries to divorce a llama,
Guys, I feel fucking great! I think it worked.
Guys, I'll be there in one second.
Guys, I'll be there in one second.
Guys, meet Jill. Jill, meet the guys.
Guys, meet Jill. Jill, meet the guys.
Guys?
Guys?
Ha! Ah!
Ha! Ah!
Ha! Still got it!
Had a shotgun pointed at my dick
Had to buy it rims to make it go away.
Handle it.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Has anybody seen a grown up Garbage Pail Kid?
Have I bombed anything, you think?
Have I bombed anything, you think?
Have you ever felt like your entire life was a fraud?
Have you ever felt like your entire life was a fraud?
Have you listened to anything I've been saying?
Have you listened to anything I've been saying?
Having a football match right in the middle of the floor.
He could lose an arm! That happened last week.
He could lose an arm! That happened last week.
He couldn't invent his way out of a fucking paper bag.
He did drugs and had sex with a man he barely knows on national TV.
He did drugs and had sex with a man he barely knows on national TV.
He did drugs and had sex with a man he barely knows on national TV.
He didn't even have a bachelor party.
He didn't even have a bachelor party.
He didn't invent Goo... Lougle.
He got caught in a giant paper bag a couple weeks ago.
He got shot last night.
He got the jump on me.
He had, like, super human strength, like that fucking baby in Superman I.
He had, like, super human strength, like that fucking baby in Superman I.
He made it real big with his bestselling novel,
He made it real big with his bestselling novel,
He said something about going to see his family therapist,
He said something about going to see his family therapist,
He should still be dead.
He should still be dead.
He stole it.
He told them he's gonna build them a bomb.
He told them he's gonna build them a bomb.
He was beating the shit out of me!
He's got a real serious drug problem.
He's got such a big future ahead of him.
He's got such a big future ahead of him.
He's gotta be around here somewhere!
He's gotta be around here somewhere!
He's threatening his own existence.
He's threatening his own existence.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Here comes the hug monster.
Here comes the hug monster.
Here I go. I'm gonna jump.
Here I go. I'm gonna jump.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here what comes?
Here what comes?
Hey
HEY
Hey, baby. (SNIFFS)
Hey, baby. (SNIFFS)
Hey, bite down on this. Good. Okay.
Hey, bite down on this. Good. Okay.
Hey, check it out. I found all the gear from the painting.
Hey, check it out. I found all the gear from the painting.
Hey, Courtney. Your tits look fantastic!
Hey, enough with this dad stuff. Call me Lou.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?
Hey, how do they get the people to be on this show?
Hey, how do they get the people to be on this show?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I just met my future wife in there.
Hey, I just met my future wife in there.
Hey, I'm getting married today, guys.
Hey, I'm getting married today, guys.
Hey, I'm sorry. Look.
Hey, is it still day out there?
Hey, is it still day out there?
Hey, is that...
Hey, is that...
Hey, jugglers, give my boys anything they want...
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, Lou, you want to go see Looper?
Hey, Lou, you want to go see Looper?
Hey, Nick Webber. Do the dance.
Hey, Nick Webber. Do the dance.
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick.
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick.
Hey, Sophie!
Hey, Sophie!
Hey, what do you guys want from the party tray?
Hey, what do you guys want from the party tray?
Hey, why don't you make like a fuck off and get out of here?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Jake the Snake!
Hey! Jake the Snake!
Hey! Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Jessica Williams.
Hey! Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Jessica Williams.
Hey! What a coincidence!
Hey! What a coincidence!
Hey! What's up? You got a problem with me?
Hey! What's up? You got a problem with me?
Hey. That doesn't matter.
Hey. There's something trying to kill us here.
Hey. There's something trying to kill us here.
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. Can I help you?
Hi. I'm from Choozy Doozy.
Hi. I'm from Choozy Doozy.
High five.
High five.
High five.
High five.
High five.
High five.
His hair's breathtaking.
His hair's breathtaking.
Hmm. And if you believe that...
Hmm. And if you believe that...
Hmm. Son!
Hmm. Son!
Hold him down?
Hold him down?
Holy fuck, I'm your butler.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!