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Deep Impact (1998) Deep Impact is a compelling disaster film released in 1998. Directed by Mimi Leder, the movie depicts

Deep Impact (1998)

Deep Impact is a compelling disaster film released in 1998. Directed by Mimi Leder, the movie depicts the catastrophic events triggered by the discovery of a comet set to collide with Earth. The star-studded cast includes Robert Duvall, Téa Leoni, Elijah Wood, Morgan Freeman, Vanessa Redgrave, and Maximilian Schell. Their brilliant performances capture the intense emotions and gripping narrative as humanity faces imminent destruction. If you are a fan of heart-pounding thrillers, you can play and download the sounds from Deep Impact here.

A comet.
A comet.
A few minutes ago, the United States' ambassadors to every country
A few minutes ago, the United States' ambassadors to every country
A little over a year ago,
A little over a year ago,
A massive strike of Titan missiles to intercept the comets.
A massive strike of Titan missiles to intercept the comets.
A mob attacked and killed a Miami rental yard operator
A mob attacked and killed a Miami rental yard operator
A national curfew begins at midnight tonight.
A national curfew begins at midnight tonight.
A technology designed to propel weapons of mass destruction
A technology designed to propel weapons of mass destruction
About 7 miles long.
About 7 miles long.
About his resignation that just fell through.
About his resignation that just fell through.
Across the country, looters continue to set fire to abandoned stores.
Across the country, looters continue to set fire to abandoned stores.
Actually, Mr. President, if... Just one final question, sir.
Actually, Mr. President, if... Just one final question, sir.
AFL CIO wanted him off the Council of Economic Advisers
AFL CIO wanted him off the Council of Economic Advisers
All alone on the beach.
All alone on the beach.
All circuit breakers are open. Master arm is off.
All circuit breakers are open. Master arm is off.
All I'm saying is, the moon did not have a rotational cycle of 14 hours.
All I'm saying is, the moon did not have a rotational cycle of 14 hours.
All of the Titans have been launched.
All of the Titans have been launched.
All of us will entertain our worst fears and concerns.
All of us will entertain our worst fears and concerns.
All plant life will be dead within
All plant life will be dead within
All right, I have to go.
All right, I have to go.
All right, it's going! it's going.
All right, it's going! it's going.
Altair, Alpha Centauri and Sirius.
Altair, Alpha Centauri and Sirius.
Although I certainly hope we don't need to use them.
Although I certainly hope we don't need to use them.
Although we continue to track it visually.
Although we continue to track it visually.
And a theme to the longer promos.
And a theme to the longer promos.
And about a secretary of the Treasury who's kept his entire department
And about a secretary of the Treasury who's kept his entire department
And activate the high speed gas jets.
And activate the high speed gas jets.
And all the Sheraton silver.
And all the Sheraton silver.
And at least 2 miles deep. Comet gets closer to the sun,
And at least 2 miles deep. Comet gets closer to the sun,
And Baker and Simon had never read them.
And Baker and Simon had never read them.
And everything got mixed up in Washington,
And everything got mixed up in Washington,
And give you peace.
And give you peace.
And graduate of Carnegie Mellon University,
And graduate of Carnegie Mellon University,
And graphics? I need graphics!
And graphics? I need graphics!
And harshly.
And harshly.
And head on out into space.
And head on out into space.
And heroes die,
And heroes die,
And I can see myself dreaming.
And I can see myself dreaming.
And I can't appeal to your sense of what's in the nation's best interest.
And I can't appeal to your sense of what's in the nation's best interest.
And I don't hate you.
And I don't hate you.
And I have 500 landings on aircraft carriers.
And I have 500 landings on aircraft carriers.
And I think I should be there.
And I think I should be there.
And I'll be there, right next to you,
And I'll be there, right next to you,
And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career.
And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career.
And it's kissy, kissy, kissy and congratulations.
And it's kissy, kissy, kissy and congratulations.
And Jason says, Lie, lie, lie, lie, till death do us part.
And Jason says, Lie, lie, lie, lie, till death do us part.
And keeps its present course,
And keeps its present course,
And lit up the sky for an hour.
And lit up the sky for an hour.
And of course she would have been in the picture,
And of course she would have been in the picture,
And Rendezvous Pilot Spurgeon Tanner.
And Rendezvous Pilot Spurgeon Tanner.
And right now, a team of American astronauts and one Russian
And right now, a team of American astronauts and one Russian
And Rittenhouse pretends that he's having the affair
And Rittenhouse pretends that he's having the affair
And she insisted.
And she insisted.
And she says, Yes, and he says, Yes,
And she says, Yes, and he says, Yes,
And she stands beside him. And the priest says, Dearly beloved...
And she stands beside him. And the priest says, Dearly beloved...
And State's still fuming about the Trade Office screw up at the G8.
And State's still fuming about the Trade Office screw up at the G8.
And takes the fall and resigns, and the President buys him a yacht?
And takes the fall and resigns, and the President buys him a yacht?
And that ever since we've been apart, every day I think about her.
And that ever since we've been apart, every day I think about her.
And that million people can survive there, underground, for two years,
And that million people can survive there, underground, for two years,
And the comet could be intercepted,
And the comet could be intercepted,
And the one next to that?
And the one next to that?
And the Orion is still functioning?
And the Orion is still functioning?
And the President's going to need Labor next fall.
And the President's going to need Labor next fall.
And the recall of American troops from abroad?
And the recall of American troops from abroad?
And the whispered calls to the President.
And the whispered calls to the President.
And then he fucked me.
And then he fucked me.
And then, you know what?
And then, you know what?
And there.
And there.
And there's nothing we can do to stop them.
And there's nothing we can do to stop them.
And they kept it a secret.
And they kept it a secret.
And they will stay dark for two years.
And they will stay dark for two years.
And they'll be broadcasting the details to you in a few moments.
And they'll be broadcasting the details to you in a few moments.
And they're almost finished.
And they're almost finished.
And they're good men, both of them.
And they're good men, both of them.
And this... l mean, this is not a video game, son. it really isn't.
And this... l mean, this is not a video game, son. it really isn't.
And throwing flowers and... it was wonderful.
And throwing flowers and... it was wonderful.
And to...
And to...
And we are told it should take these missiles
And we are told it should take these missiles
And we call it the Messiah.
And we call it the Messiah.
And we can put a million people in them.
And we can put a million people in them.
And we have determined where they're going to strike.
And we have determined where they're going to strike.
And we sure as hell don't have enough propellant left in the Messiah
And we sure as hell don't have enough propellant left in the Messiah
And while we are confident the missile attack will succeed,
And while we are confident the missile attack will succeed,
And you could have been there a lot sooner.
And you could have been there a lot sooner.
And you're just gonna break it?
And you're just gonna break it?
Animal life within
Animal life within
Another six minutes, they won't have time to get back to us.
Another six minutes, they won't have time to get back to us.
Anybody?
Anybody?
APUs look good, logs and LH2 are pressurized.
APUs look good, logs and LH2 are pressurized.
Are in an elongated orbit around our sun.
Are in an elongated orbit around our sun.
Are now available on the internet at...
Are now available on the internet at...
Are we on? We're on, Mr. President.
Are we on? We're on, Mr. President.
Are working with local law enforcement.
Are working with local law enforcement.
Are you not going to open it?
Are you not going to open it?
Are you protecting me or just holding me back?
Are you protecting me or just holding me back?
Arming codes? What the hell for?
Arming codes? What the hell for?
As far as we know, what happened was that Dr. Wolf saw the comet
As far as we know, what happened was that Dr. Wolf saw the comet
As the wave reaches shallow water it's going to slow down,
As the wave reaches shallow water it's going to slow down,
Astrophysicists, geologists and climatologists.
Astrophysicists, geologists and climatologists.
Be good, Oren.
Be good, Oren.
Be good.
Be good.
Because for her, it does... Excuse me.
Because for her, it does... Excuse me.
Because I believe that God,
Because I believe that God,
Because of a mistress named Ellie.
Because of a mistress named Ellie.
Because she likes it here and... l mean, we're on the 15th floor,
Because she likes it here and... l mean, we're on the 15th floor,
Because she's all alone in the world and she needs you right now, okay?
Because she's all alone in the world and she needs you right now, okay?
Because the powers that be know that I'm the only person on this mission
Because the powers that be know that I'm the only person on this mission
Because we felt it prudent, in light of domestic security concerns,
Because we felt it prudent, in light of domestic security concerns,
Before the radar tracking stations can see if they've been pushed
Before the radar tracking stations can see if they've been pushed
Beginning tonight and continuing until the crisis passes,
Beginning tonight and continuing until the crisis passes,
Behind the camera.
Behind the camera.
Biederman.
Biederman.
Big.
Big.
Biggest story in history?
Biggest story in history?
Blow the tethers. Let's go get them.
Blow the tethers. Let's go get them.
Bob Campbell's leaving.
Bob Campbell's leaving.
Both are still on a path towards Earth.
Both are still on a path towards Earth.
Business districts have been abandoned to looting gangs.
Business districts have been abandoned to looting gangs.
But because I was hired from outside the government pool,
But because I was hired from outside the government pool,
But every now and then, one of them gets bumped,
But every now and then, one of them gets bumped,
But first, Captain Spurgeon Tanner will have to guide the spacecraft
But first, Captain Spurgeon Tanner will have to guide the spacecraft
But I can also promise you this.
But I can also promise you this.
But I can't help you.
But I can't help you.
But if he played now, he'd get his ass busted.
But if he played now, he'd get his ass busted.
But it just seems that way.
But it just seems that way.
But it was a beautiful event and I missed her.
But it was a beautiful event and I missed her.
But it's kind of cool.
But it's kind of cool.
But Oren here will be doing most of the flying on this one.
But Oren here will be doing most of the flying on this one.
But the budget comes out in two weeks.
But the budget comes out in two weeks.
But the comet was... Well,
But the comet was... Well,
But the comet we discovered is the size of New York City,
But the comet we discovered is the size of New York City,
But the day I get back, the last thing I'm gonna do is step inside of a church.
But the day I get back, the last thing I'm gonna do is step inside of a church.
But the waters receded.
But the waters receded.
But the wave height, depending on the depth of the shelf off the coast,
But the wave height, depending on the depth of the shelf off the coast,
But there was no one else to hold the camera,
But there was no one else to hold the camera,
But there's not much left in the life support packs.
But there's not much left in the life support packs.
But they are rebuilt.
But they are rebuilt.
But they are remembered.
But they are remembered.
But this mission ain't going to the moon.
But this mission ain't going to the moon.
But we may end up glowing in the dark.
But we may end up glowing in the dark.
But we've also been planning for the worst.
But we've also been planning for the worst.
But you used to be a person, right?
But you used to be a person, right?
But, hey, what the hell?
But, hey, what the hell?
But, sadly, Gus Partenza has been lost.
But, sadly, Gus Partenza has been lost.
But, you know, it just might give them a chance.
But, you know, it just might give them a chance.
By an experimental nuclear propulsion system
By an experimental nuclear propulsion system
Cabin press, 5.7.
Cabin press, 5.7.
Calculate exactly how much prop we need to get off this rock.
Calculate exactly how much prop we need to get off this rock.
Came to Washington with him.
Came to Washington with him.
Cameras on.
Cameras on.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can you give me a hand over here for a second?
Can you give me a hand over here for a second?
Can you understand that?
Can you understand that?
Captain Spurgeon Tanner is now in charge of the mission.
Captain Spurgeon Tanner is now in charge of the mission.
Captain Tanner, you flew six shuttle missions.
Captain Tanner, you flew six shuttle missions.
Carrying an Army unit returning from duty in Japan crashed this morning...
Carrying an Army unit returning from duty in Japan crashed this morning...
Check your six, 100 yards.
Check your six, 100 yards.
Check.
Check.
Chloe, this has nothing to do with you.
Chloe, this has nothing to do with you.
Christ.
Christ.
Chuck, Chuck. Where are you going?
Chuck, Chuck. Where are you going?
Chuck, we'll work it out when we get there.
Chuck, we'll work it out when we get there.
Cities fall,
Cities fall,
Civil defense teams have been formed
Civil defense teams have been formed
Close them as we go.
Close them as we go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on. Faster, faster. Come on!
Come on, come on. Faster, faster. Come on!
Come on, hurry up. Come on.
Come on, hurry up. Come on.
Come on, Jenny, we have to go now. We have to go now.
Come on, Jenny, we have to go now. We have to go now.
Come on, where's that key?
Come on, where's that key?
Come on, you bastard! Come on! Time.
Come on, you bastard! Come on! Time.
Come on, you miserable piece of crap.
Come on, you miserable piece of crap.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Come on!
Come on. Come on!
Come or stay, young lady, this bus is moving out.
Come or stay, young lady, this bus is moving out.
Come, come. inside the car. You're getting sick. Please.
Come, come. inside the car. You're getting sick. Please.
Come. I want to talk to you. I need you.
Come. I want to talk to you. I need you.
Coming up on target, 625 miles.
Coming up on target, 625 miles.
Commander, would you introduce us to your team?
Commander, would you introduce us to your team?
Construction plans, equipment lists and locations
Construction plans, equipment lists and locations
Could I bother everyone for a minute? Now, let's take a look at the big one.
Could I bother everyone for a minute? Now, let's take a look at the big one.
Countless more left homeless.
Countless more left homeless.
Crimes against persons or property will be dealt with swiftly
Crimes against persons or property will be dealt with swiftly
Cue the President.
Cue the President.
Cut it.
Cut it.
Dad, you need to get back together with Mom,
Dad, you need to get back together with Mom,
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy. Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy. Daddy, what are you doing?
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
David.
David.
Did not leave for the reasons announced by your administration.
Did not leave for the reasons announced by your administration.
Did Stuart send you here without telling me?
Did Stuart send you here without telling me?
Disengage auto path.
Disengage auto path.
Do you have another question, Ms. Lerner?
Do you have another question, Ms. Lerner?
Do you know the National Gallery is saving all of the art?
Do you know the National Gallery is saving all of the art?
Do you, Leo, take Sarah to be your wife,
Do you, Leo, take Sarah to be your wife,
Does anyone know how big the one was that killed all the dinosaurs?
Does anyone know how big the one was that killed all the dinosaurs?
Don't ever hold back a story from me again.
Don't ever hold back a story from me again.
Don't let that little bit of gravity down there go to your heads.
Don't let that little bit of gravity down there go to your heads.
Don't listen. Don't.
Don't listen. Don't.
Don't worry about me.
Don't worry about me.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't you remember?
Don't you remember?
Dr. Partenza was selected specifically for this mission
Dr. Partenza was selected specifically for this mission
Due to their expertise in a necessary field of study,
Due to their expertise in a necessary field of study,
E L E, E L E.
E L E, E L E.
E.
E.
Each one carries a 5,000 kiloton warhead.
Each one carries a 5,000 kiloton warhead.
Ellie? Nothing else?
Ellie? Nothing else?
Ellie.
Ellie.
Especially Emma. You know, the little one?
Especially Emma. You know, the little one?
Even as I have been fully understood.
Even as I have been fully understood.
Even if sometimes the answer is no.
Even if sometimes the answer is no.
Ever since the comet was discovered,
Ever since the comet was discovered,
Every parent on the block hates you for it.
Every parent on the block hates you for it.
Everyone in this room and everyone listening to my voice,
Everyone in this room and everyone listening to my voice,
Everything was going great. We gotjammed up at 75 feet.
Everything was going great. We gotjammed up at 75 feet.
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me, please.
Face shields down!
Face shields down!
Famous people always get sex, Mr. Perry.
Famous people always get sex, Mr. Perry.
FBI. if you would please, ma'am?
FBI. if you would please, ma'am?
Figured we'd better pick you kids up after school.
Figured we'd better pick you kids up after school.
First, our Strategic Missile Command
First, our Strategic Missile Command
Fish, your sons are both on active duty.
Fish, your sons are both on active duty.
Fish.
Fish.
Five on air doing domestic features,
Five on air doing domestic features,
Five, four...
Five, four...
Floods, sandbars, fallen logs.
Floods, sandbars, fallen logs.
For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,
For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,
For matters of national security where journalistic competitiveness is at stake.
For matters of national security where journalistic competitiveness is at stake.
For not supporting the pension bill,
For not supporting the pension bill,
For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face.
For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face.
For our survival,
For our survival,
For the rest, on the night of August 10th, those whose Social Security numbers
For the rest, on the night of August 10th, those whose Social Security numbers
Forests and skysc****rs.
Forests and skysc****rs.
Four weeks.
Four weeks.
Four, three, two, one, zero.
Four, three, two, one, zero.
Four.
Four.
From Dr. Wolf, because I'm not.
From Dr. Wolf, because I'm not.
From Russia, Nuclear Specialist Colonel Mikhail Tulchinsky.
From Russia, Nuclear Specialist Colonel Mikhail Tulchinsky.
From the north side of Central Park to the Battery.
From the north side of Central Park to the Battery.
From their positions in North Dakota and Wyoming.
From their positions in North Dakota and Wyoming.
Fruit, reactor. Bottle, rocket. Okay?
Fruit, reactor. Bottle, rocket. Okay?
Get the arming codes. Get the goddamn codes!
Get the arming codes. Get the goddamn codes!
Get the hell out of there!
Get the hell out of there!
Go for auto trajectory.
Go for auto trajectory.
Go on, blow the goddamn tethers!
Go on, blow the goddamn tethers!
Go on. I'll be right there.
Go on. I'll be right there.
Go. Go to high ground.
Go. Go to high ground.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God, we're losing one. He's got escape velocity.
God, we're losing one. He's got escape velocity.
God. No, God.
God. No, God.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good luck to us all.
Good luck to us all.
Good luck to you.
Good luck to you.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Gosh, I love boats. Are you going on a trip?
Gosh, I love boats. Are you going on a trip?
Got Beijing, Rome, Sao Paulo, Cairo, Berlin.
Got Beijing, Rome, Sao Paulo, Cairo, Berlin.
Got them right here.
Got them right here.
Great.
Great.
Gus Partenza, a native of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania,
Gus Partenza, a native of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania,
Happy.
Happy.
Haunting you.
Haunting you.
Have been building the largest spaceship ever constructed.
Have been building the largest spaceship ever constructed.
Have been called to help prepare shelters.
Have been called to help prepare shelters.
Having little or no money in my purse...
Having little or no money in my purse...
He had a private phone line installed in his office.
He had a private phone line installed in his office.
He resigned for personal reasons.
He resigned for personal reasons.
He said there's no point.
He said there's no point.
He'll find you for the first question. Then you're on your own.
He'll find you for the first question. Then you're on your own.
He's holding up a little rocket.
He's holding up a little rocket.
He's laughing.
He's laughing.
He's right here, and he's still alive. Okay?
He's right here, and he's still alive. Okay?
He's still very much alive. He's still alive, everyone!
He's still very much alive. He's still alive, everyone!
Hears all prayers,
Hears all prayers,
Hello, America.
Hello, America.
Hello, Caitlin, there you are.
Hello, Caitlin, there you are.
Hello, everybody.
Hello, everybody.
Hello, Oren.
Hello, Oren.
Hello.
Hello.
Here she is.
Here she is.
Here.
Here.
Here. Let me help you. I'll get it.
Here. Let me help you. I'll get it.
Hey, how's it coming?
Hey, how's it coming?
Hey, I'm a child of the movies, Fish.
Hey, I'm a child of the movies, Fish.
Hey, Leo, cool.
Hey, Leo, cool.
Hey, you'll take care of Daddy for me, okay?
Hey, you'll take care of Daddy for me, okay?
Hey. How are you? Yeah.
Hey. How are you? Yeah.
Hey. You wanna stop that?
Hey. You wanna stop that?
Hi, Chloe.
Hi, Chloe.
Hi.
Hi.
His name is Oren. I named him after you.
His name is Oren. I named him after you.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Houston, all MOLEs are at depth. Nukes hot and ready.
Houston, all MOLEs are at depth. Nukes hot and ready.
Houston, this is Messiah.
Houston, this is Messiah.
How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've...
How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've...
How come that doesn't make me feel any better?
How come that doesn't make me feel any better?
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
How do you mean by that?
How do you mean by that?
How does it feel having your name on it?
How does it feel having your name on it?
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
How she was.
How she was.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I am declaring a state of martial law.
I am declaring a state of martial law.
I believe in God.
I believe in God.
I belonged to your daddies. Now, if I ask you to ask your daddies
I belonged to your daddies. Now, if I ask you to ask your daddies
I brought Moby Dick and Huckleberry Finn,
I brought Moby Dick and Huckleberry Finn,
I came down here to let you know that.
I came down here to let you know that.
I can't stay long. I'm leaving the city, but I wanted to show you something.
I can't stay long. I'm leaving the city, but I wanted to show you something.
I don't give a shit. Go home and tell it to Chloe.
I don't give a shit. Go home and tell it to Chloe.
I don't have time to argue with you. Just sit down, be quiet.
I don't have time to argue with you. Just sit down, be quiet.
I don't know. He hasn't returned my call in over two weeks.
I don't know. He hasn't returned my call in over two weeks.
I don't see as much of them as I used to when Mary was alive.
I don't see as much of them as I used to when Mary was alive.
I don't suppose I could convince you to sit on this for two weeks.
I don't suppose I could convince you to sit on this for two weeks.
I don't think I've ever been happier. I've even stopped smoking.
I don't think I've ever been happier. I've even stopped smoking.
I don't think it's so funny that life goes on.
I don't think it's so funny that life goes on.
I feel like an orphan.
I feel like an orphan.
I got a stick. I got a stick.
I got a stick. I got a stick.
I got respect for everybody who's gone to the moon,
I got respect for everybody who's gone to the moon,
I gotta...I just... I gotta go.
I gotta...I just... I gotta go.
I have it right here.
I have it right here.
I have proof that you're not an orphan.
I have proof that you're not an orphan.
I have to apologize for my daughter.
I have to apologize for my daughter.
I have to go back for Sarah.
I have to go back for Sarah.
I have to say, it's liberating knowing that I'm not going to be called.
I have to say, it's liberating knowing that I'm not going to be called.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I knew she wouldn't like...
I knew she wouldn't like...
I know a lot of you don't, but I still want to offer a prayer
I know a lot of you don't, but I still want to offer a prayer
I know you should have picked a better cover story than a sick wife.
I know you should have picked a better cover story than a sick wife.
I know you think I'm a bad person. I'm really not.
I know you think I'm a bad person. I'm really not.
I know you're just a reporter,
I know you're just a reporter,
I know.
I know.
I lied when I said I didn't remember.
I lied when I said I didn't remember.
I love you very, very much.
I love you very, very much.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, every marriage has its good years and its bad years.
I mean, every marriage has its good years and its bad years.
I mean, it took about 15 minutes of my first day at the naval academy.
I mean, it took about 15 minutes of my first day at the naval academy.
I mean, sir, you want me to go on?
I mean, sir, you want me to go on?
I mean, this is... We only have seven hours of dark when the sun's not up
I mean, this is... We only have seven hours of dark when the sun's not up
I missed you, too.
I missed you, too.
I missed you. I mean, we missed you yesterday.
I missed you. I mean, we missed you yesterday.
I moved here because I was dedicated to his career.
I moved here because I was dedicated to his career.
I must say, I'm...
I must say, I'm...
I name a name and get someone into trouble.
I name a name and get someone into trouble.
I need the Biedermans on the bus now.
I need the Biedermans on the bus now.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I once dropped you on your head.
I once dropped you on your head.
I picked it up once, said hello, and it's nobody home.
I picked it up once, said hello, and it's nobody home.
I put you on the list. They said your names were on the list.
I put you on the list. They said your names were on the list.
I really feel like I'd protected something
I really feel like I'd protected something
I remember everything.
I remember everything.
I remember that we were right over there
I remember that we were right over there
I should say, I didn't have sex with him, but somebody sure did.
I should say, I didn't have sex with him, but somebody sure did.
I talked to civil defense.
I talked to civil defense.
I think the President knows about it, too.
I think the President knows about it, too.
I think we'd better hurry, boys.
I think we'd better hurry, boys.
I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child.
I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child.
I understand you've come into some information.
I understand you've come into some information.
I walked on the moon, but I didn't belong to you.
I walked on the moon, but I didn't belong to you.
I wanna tell her I love her,
I wanna tell her I love her,
I want to talk to you.
I want to talk to you.
I wanted to be with my family.
I wanted to be with my family.
I wanted to show you that you're not an orphan.
I wanted to show you that you're not an orphan.
I was with the secretary since he's been governor of Connecticut.
I was with the secretary since he's been governor of Connecticut.
I woke up this morning and I realized none of you want me here.
I woke up this morning and I realized none of you want me here.
I would be honored, sir.
I would be honored, sir.
I'd like the world to meet some extraordinary people.
I'd like the world to meet some extraordinary people.
I'll come down there, then. Thank you.
I'll come down there, then. Thank you.
I'll just be taking us down to the comet surface.
I'll just be taking us down to the comet surface.
I'll quit if they don't give you a weekend anchor shot.
I'll quit if they don't give you a weekend anchor shot.
I'll see you Tuesday, Ms. Lerner.
I'll see you Tuesday, Ms. Lerner.
I'm disturbed that you didn't come to our wedding.
I'm disturbed that you didn't come to our wedding.
I'm expected back at MSNBC at 6:00,
I'm expected back at MSNBC at 6:00,
I'm eyeballs out from here on in.
I'm eyeballs out from here on in.
I'm five years old. How would I remember that?
I'm five years old. How would I remember that?
I'm going to be happy as long as I know you're going to live.
I'm going to be happy as long as I know you're going to live.
I'm holding you.
I'm holding you.
I'm just... I'm seeing things differently, Fish.
I'm just... I'm seeing things differently, Fish.
I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache,
I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache,
I'm selling my soul right now. I can feel it. I can feel it.
I'm selling my soul right now. I can feel it. I can feel it.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm the famous Leo Biederman, and I haven't used my fame for anything.
I'm the famous Leo Biederman, and I haven't used my fame for anything.
I've been looking all over for you.
I've been looking all over for you.
I've given them my beautiful 18th century desk from New England
I've given them my beautiful 18th century desk from New England
I've missed you since then.
I've missed you since then.
IDs, please.
IDs, please.
If all is going according to schedule, the astronauts should now be placing
If all is going according to schedule, the astronauts should now be placing
If I thought that any of them were as scared as I am.
If I thought that any of them were as scared as I am.
If she knows, how long can it be before CNN or The Post breaks the story?
If she knows, how long can it be before CNN or The Post breaks the story?
If the world does go on,
If the world does go on,
If they got a Ph.D., we own them.
If they got a Ph.D., we own them.
If we go after them, we may not have enough fuel to get off the surface.
If we go after them, we may not have enough fuel to get off the surface.
If you get the short one, you can give up your seat.
If you get the short one, you can give up your seat.
If you have any means of getting away from the path of this wave,
If you have any means of getting away from the path of this wave,
If you have been designated as a civilian section officer,
If you have been designated as a civilian section officer,
If you know the extension of the person you're calling...
If you know the extension of the person you're calling...
If you wanna talk to me, turn it off.
If you wanna talk to me, turn it off.
In every town with a population over 5,000.
In every town with a population over 5,000.
In the dark about what he's really doing, about a cover story
In the dark about what he's really doing, about a cover story
In the unlikely event that the comets do strike the Earth.
In the unlikely event that the comets do strike the Earth.
In the world told the leaders of those nations
In the world told the leaders of those nations
In two months,
In two months,
In underground parking facilities and other appropriate sites.
In underground parking facilities and other appropriate sites.
In what we have been re given.
In what we have been re given.
Into a million pieces of ice and rock
Into a million pieces of ice and rock
Is preparing to coordinate with the Russians
Is preparing to coordinate with the Russians
Is resigning because his wife is sick.
Is resigning because his wife is sick.
Is there a connection between the comet
Is there a connection between the comet
Isn't Washington sick?
Isn't Washington sick?
It is.
It is.
It might seem that we have each other over the same barrel, Ms. Lerner,
It might seem that we have each other over the same barrel, Ms. Lerner,
It opens up into a cave down here. MOLE gotjammed against the side.
It opens up into a cave down here. MOLE gotjammed against the side.
It really isn't. No.
It really isn't. No.
It rings, he shuts the door. Why not hang a sign?
It rings, he shuts the door. Why not hang a sign?
It was a perfect, happy day.
It was a perfect, happy day.
It was all a riverboat pilot could do,
It was all a riverboat pilot could do,
It was such a beautiful day.
It was such a beautiful day.
It was such a good day for all of us.
It was such a good day for all of us.
It washed away farms and towns,
It washed away farms and towns,
It weighs 500 billion tons.
It weighs 500 billion tons.
It will cost you tomorrow.
It will cost you tomorrow.
It will not go on for everyone.
It will not go on for everyone.
It will strike land in western Canada three hours after Biederman.
It will strike land in western Canada three hours after Biederman.
It'll be 100 feet high, traveling at 1,100 miles an hour.
It'll be 100 feet high, traveling at 1,100 miles an hour.
It's a bit complicated, so it will take some time.
It's a bit complicated, so it will take some time.
It's been a pleasure serving with you, Commander.
It's been a pleasure serving with you, Commander.
It's just a party, and he asked me.
It's just a party, and he asked me.
It's practically Japanese.
It's practically Japanese.
It's probably a satellite.
It's probably a satellite.
It's Robin Lerner. My mother.
It's Robin Lerner. My mother.
It's south, about 10 degrees.
It's south, about 10 degrees.
It's the wrong word right now. That's not what I mean.
It's the wrong word right now. That's not what I mean.
Jason.
Jason.
Jenny Lerner, MSNBC.
Jenny Lerner, MSNBC.
Jenny,
Jenny,
Jenny, do you want me to do something?
Jenny, do you want me to do something?
Jenny, I know that you hate me.
Jenny, I know that you hate me.
Jenny, I know this is hard. I just want you to be happy.
Jenny, I know this is hard. I just want you to be happy.
Jenny, you now have a new stepmother who is two years older than you.
Jenny, you now have a new stepmother who is two years older than you.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jenny.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Joined the NASA space program
Joined the NASA space program
Keep them.
Keep them.
Ladies and gentleman, please.
Ladies and gentleman, please.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Leave now.
Leave now.
Leo Biederman. They said it again.
Leo Biederman. They said it again.
Leo, come with us right now.
Leo, come with us right now.
Leo, is he talking about you?
Leo, is he talking about you?
Leo!
Leo!
Leo!
Leo!
Leo.
Leo.
Less than 20 minutes to reach their target.
Less than 20 minutes to reach their target.
Let's go home.
Let's go home.
Let's go now.
Let's go now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's take a close look.
Let's take a close look.
Let's take another picture. We'll send it to Dr. Wolf.
Let's take another picture. We'll send it to Dr. Wolf.
Life goes on, okay.
Life goes on, okay.
Life will go on.
Life will go on.
Life...
Life...
Lights on.
Lights on.
Like a long trip, huh?
Like a long trip, huh?
Lily, please?
Lily, please?
Lily, that's a pretty name.
Lily, that's a pretty name.
Listen, I'm not going anywhere without you.
Listen, I'm not going anywhere without you.
Listen, it's not your fault.
Listen, it's not your fault.
Loading first nuke now.
Loading first nuke now.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Look.
Mariette, I'm hugging you both right now.
Mariette, I'm hugging you both right now.
Mark, Mikhail, get the hell out of there!
Mark, Mikhail, get the hell out of there!
Martini. Up.
Martini. Up.
Mary, I'm coming home.
Mary, I'm coming home.
Matt Shepherd?
Matt Shepherd?
May I have the first question?
May I have the first question?
May I?
May I?
May the Lord keep you.
May the Lord keep you.
May the Lord lift up his divine countenance upon you
May the Lord lift up his divine countenance upon you
Maybe Mike's available for dinner.
Maybe Mike's available for dinner.
Medical Officer Gus Partenza.
Medical Officer Gus Partenza.
Messiah, Houston. Stand by for an uplink
Messiah, Houston. Stand by for an uplink
Messiah, Houston. Transfer trajectory is go. Cancel MCC 1.
Messiah, Houston. Transfer trajectory is go. Cancel MCC 1.
Messiah, we've got some people here that wanna talk to you.
Messiah, we've got some people here that wanna talk to you.
Mick, I'll get the halon.
Mick, I'll get the halon.
Mike Woodward over at Treasury.
Mike Woodward over at Treasury.
Millions were lost,
Millions were lost,
Mine included.
Mine included.
Mitch, we can do or we can teach. What's your pleasure?
Mitch, we can do or we can teach. What's your pleasure?
Mizar. It's a double star.
Mizar. It's a double star.
Moby Dick, Chapter 1.
Moby Dick, Chapter 1.
MOLE 3 at depth. We're heading your way, Oren.
MOLE 3 at depth. We're heading your way, Oren.
Mom. Wait. Sir, my parents are coming, too.
Mom. Wait. Sir, my parents are coming, too.
More street fighting in Moscow as food and fuel shortages continue...
More street fighting in Moscow as food and fuel shortages continue...
Morton Entrekin, Ms. Lerner.
Morton Entrekin, Ms. Lerner.
Moving quickly through the Atlantic Ocean.
Moving quickly through the Atlantic Ocean.
Mr. Hotchner?
Mr. Hotchner?
Mr. President, five, four, three...
Mr. President, five, four, three...
Mr. President, I'm not interested in using Ellie to further my career.
Mr. President, I'm not interested in using Ellie to further my career.
Mr. President! Please!
Mr. President! Please!
Mrs. Rittenhouse started drinking a couple of years ago
Mrs. Rittenhouse started drinking a couple of years ago
Ms. Lerner was just expressing her lack of enthusiasm
Ms. Lerner was just expressing her lack of enthusiasm
Ms. Lerner?
Ms. Lerner?
Ms. Lerner? Tom Beck.
Ms. Lerner? Tom Beck.
Ms. Lerner. Hi, Beth.
Ms. Lerner. Hi, Beth.
MSNBC has learned that Secretary Rittenhouse
MSNBC has learned that Secretary Rittenhouse
Much less to work down on the comet.
Much less to work down on the comet.
My eyes!
My eyes!
My mom's sick. She's not here.
My mom's sick. She's not here.
My whole life, I...
My whole life, I...
My wife is sick. She's in the hospital.
My wife is sick. She's in the hospital.
Navigator Mark Simon,
Navigator Mark Simon,
Negative guidance errors.
Negative guidance errors.
New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia,
New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia,
News relating to the recall of American troops from abroad.
News relating to the recall of American troops from abroad.
News stations around the nation are being faxed copies
News stations around the nation are being faxed copies
Next question.
Next question.
Nice of you to call, Messiah.
Nice of you to call, Messiah.
No such thing as two weeks in the news business.
No such thing as two weeks in the news business.
No, Beth. I was gonna talk to you...
No, Beth. I was gonna talk to you...
No, I have to stay with you, Dad.
No, I have to stay with you, Dad.
No, I'm gonna see if I can free it up.
No, I'm gonna see if I can free it up.
No, no, stay down.
No, no, stay down.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No. They're not on the list.
No. They're not on the list.
Nobody else could answer it.
Nobody else could answer it.
Nobody on our block discovered the world was gonna end before.
Nobody on our block discovered the world was gonna end before.
Nobody say anything.
Nobody say anything.
Not only for his medical expertise, but also for his dedication
Not only for his medical expertise, but also for his dedication
Now have primary control of all the vehicle's critical functions.
Now have primary control of all the vehicle's critical functions.
Now I know in part, then I shall understand fully,
Now I know in part, then I shall understand fully,
Now I'll take a few questions.
Now I'll take a few questions.
Now we have to make some decisions together.
Now we have to make some decisions together.
Now, chances are that this thing will miss us...
Now, chances are that this thing will miss us...
Now, from what I know of your career, that's a promotion.
Now, from what I know of your career, that's a promotion.
Now, I'm afraid to ask you, have you ever read Melville or Twain?
Now, I'm afraid to ask you, have you ever read Melville or Twain?
Now, if it was the President...
Now, if it was the President...
Now, if this comet continues on its path around the sun
Now, if this comet continues on its path around the sun
Now, look, I wish I'd been to the moon.
Now, look, I wish I'd been to the moon.
Now, the cave is more than a dormitory. It is our new Noah's Ark.
Now, the cave is more than a dormitory. It is our new Noah's Ark.
Now, the out gassing has created a vent a half a mile wide
Now, the out gassing has created a vent a half a mile wide
Now, these chunks of space debris
Now, these chunks of space debris
Now, these images are delayed by approximately 20 seconds,
Now, these images are delayed by approximately 20 seconds,
Now, this was never gonna be a secret as long as you wanted it to be.
Now, this was never gonna be a secret as long as you wanted it to be.
Now, we can't do anything about the little one,
Now, we can't do anything about the little one,
Now, we get hit all the time by rocks and meteors.
Now, we get hit all the time by rocks and meteors.
Now, wherever you are, go home.
Now, wherever you are, go home.
Now, without the arming codes, we're gonna have to wait
Now, without the arming codes, we're gonna have to wait
Now, you saw me go into space seven times, didn't you?
Now, you saw me go into space seven times, didn't you?
Now.
Now.
Of the comet's coma,
Of the comet's coma,
Of the final MOLE coordinates. Confirm when complete.
Of the final MOLE coordinates. Confirm when complete.
Oh, my God. Look at these, they're the size of houses.
Oh, my God. Look at these, they're the size of houses.
Okay, all flight controllers.
Okay, all flight controllers.
Okay, Fish, team two at location four. Give me your hand.
Okay, Fish, team two at location four. Give me your hand.
Okay, here's what we're looking at.
Okay, here's what we're looking at.
Okay, hold up.
Okay, hold up.
Okay, I see.
Okay, I see.
Okay, now it appears we're losing reception here.
Okay, now it appears we're losing reception here.
Okay, Secretary of the Treasury Alan Rittenhouse resigns
Okay, Secretary of the Treasury Alan Rittenhouse resigns
Okay, the President has a mistress named Ellie,
Okay, the President has a mistress named Ellie,
Okay, we've lost picture now, but we will stay on the air.
Okay, we've lost picture now, but we will stay on the air.
Okay, you can see that the image is breaking up a bit.
Okay, you can see that the image is breaking up a bit.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, let's go. Let's move it out.
Okay. All right, let's go. Let's move it out.
Okay. Beth, White House reactions. Marianne, the whole world watching.
Okay. Beth, White House reactions. Marianne, the whole world watching.
Okay. if we can get the remaining bombs in that vent,
Okay. if we can get the remaining bombs in that vent,
Okay. So...
Okay. So...
Okay. Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
Okay. Well, we'll see you tomorrow.
On August 10th, a computer will randomly select 800,000 Americans
On August 10th, a computer will randomly select 800,000 Americans
Once again, if you have been designated as a civilian section officer,
Once again, if you have been designated as a civilian section officer,
Once again, let me remind you, there is a 20 second delay,
Once again, let me remind you, there is a 20 second delay,
Once we've gone down there?
Once we've gone down there?
Or coma.
Or coma.
Oren, are you there?
Oren, are you there?
Oren, get your visor down! Get your visor down!
Oren, get your visor down! Get your visor down!
Oren, Mariette's at your folks' place up in Utah.
Oren, Mariette's at your folks' place up in Utah.
Oren!
Oren!
Orion burn in ten, nine, eight,
Orion burn in ten, nine, eight,
Orion disengaged. You're on bi prop.
Orion disengaged. You're on bi prop.
Other countries are preparing similar caves along whatever lines they feel
Other countries are preparing similar caves along whatever lines they feel
Our fighting men and women are coming home
Our fighting men and women are coming home
Our missiles have failed.
Our missiles have failed.
Our planet has ever faced.
Our planet has ever faced.
Our planet.
Our planet.
Our society will continue as normal.
Our society will continue as normal.
Our strategy has been twofold.
Our strategy has been twofold.
Over 50 years of age have been preselected for the Ark
Over 50 years of age have been preselected for the Ark
Paleontology.
Paleontology.
Paleontology. What does paleontology have to do with anything?
Paleontology. What does paleontology have to do with anything?
Paris, London, Tokyo, Tel Aviv. I want it everywhere.
Paris, London, Tokyo, Tel Aviv. I want it everywhere.
People need continuity. Everyone knows you,
People need continuity. Everyone knows you,
Personally, I think it's a mistake to run the story,
Personally, I think it's a mistake to run the story,
Pilot, Andrea Baker.
Pilot, Andrea Baker.
Please hold your questions until he's finished his remarks.
Please hold your questions until he's finished his remarks.
Please, come.
Please, come.
Probably in the waters off the coast of Cape Hatteras,
Probably in the waters off the coast of Cape Hatteras,
Proceed immediately up the exterior of the mother ship.
Proceed immediately up the exterior of the mother ship.
Prop, 88%.
Prop, 88%.
Prop, 96%.
Prop, 96%.
Propelled by 500,000 pounds of liquid fuel,
Propelled by 500,000 pounds of liquid fuel,
Range, 600 miles.
Range, 600 miles.
Rdot 3, 5x, 2y.
Rdot 3, 5x, 2y.
Really?
Really?
Remember that. it's where you'll be calling home the next two years.
Remember that. it's where you'll be calling home the next two years.
Report to section Red 116 upon entering.
Report to section Red 116 upon entering.
Report to section Red 116 upon entering.
Report to section Red 116 upon entering.
Right this way. I've got you right down here.
Right this way. I've got you right down here.
Rittenhouse tape and text on my desk by 4:00 tomorrow.
Rittenhouse tape and text on my desk by 4:00 tomorrow.
Roger, Houston, we're looking good here.
Roger, Houston, we're looking good here.
Roger. And the detonator system is safe.
Roger. And the detonator system is safe.
Safeties removed.
Safeties removed.
Same old crap on the TV. I'm really sick of it, you know?
Same old crap on the TV. I'm really sick of it, you know?
Sarah, you don't know what you're doing.
Sarah, you don't know what you're doing.
Sarah, you need to go.
Sarah, you need to go.
Sarah!
Sarah!
Sarah!
Sarah!
Secretary Rittenhouse served his country with full devotion.
Secretary Rittenhouse served his country with full devotion.
See? What'd I tell you?
See? What'd I tell you?
Seven, six, five,
Seven, six, five,
Several years ago, never mind how long precisely,
Several years ago, never mind how long precisely,
She loves you.
She loves you.
She signed the release, and so you have no problem.
She signed the release, and so you have no problem.
She took this?
She took this?
She was such an artist, don't you think so?
She was such an artist, don't you think so?
She wouldn't say it and I wouldn't say it.
She wouldn't say it and I wouldn't say it.
She's done exactly what we want her to do.
She's done exactly what we want her to do.
She's going back to the house.
She's going back to the house.
She's leveling out.
She's leveling out.
She's with her mother. They both got scared.
She's with her mother. They both got scared.
Shit. Shit.
Shit. Shit.
Shove it, buddy!
Shove it, buddy!
Shows how the detonation succeeded, however, did not destroy the comet.
Shows how the detonation succeeded, however, did not destroy the comet.
Sick, my ass.
Sick, my ass.
Since we've spent more money than we can hide.
Since we've spent more money than we can hide.
Sir?
Sir?
Sit down, Mick. Sit down. it's okay.
Sit down, Mick. Sit down. it's okay.
Sixty one.
Sixty one.
So at midnight Saturday, anchor shift's opening up.
So at midnight Saturday, anchor shift's opening up.
So at this moment right now...
So at this moment right now...
So I hope you will bear with me, hear what I have to say.
So I hope you will bear with me, hear what I have to say.
So I thought, well, if the wave does come, that we should be here
So I thought, well, if the wave does come, that we should be here
So I threw him a breakfast and hit him up about Rittenhouse.
So I threw him a breakfast and hit him up about Rittenhouse.
So if we fire it up, we beat the comet back to Earth,
So if we fire it up, we beat the comet back to Earth,
So in the soft limestone of Missouri,
So in the soft limestone of Missouri,
So listen, do you know where you're going?
So listen, do you know where you're going?
So may the Lord bless you.
So may the Lord bless you.
So now we're just waiting for the picture to come back.
So now we're just waiting for the picture to come back.
So one more time, we have to wait.
So one more time, we have to wait.
So that's it.
So that's it.
So this is it.
So this is it.
So we named it for them, Wolf Biederman.
So we named it for them, Wolf Biederman.
So what happens after you plant the bomb?
So what happens after you plant the bomb?
So when the picture comes back to us,
So when the picture comes back to us,
So you do have a name.
So you do have a name.
So, Andy, can we get back into the cargo bay
So, Andy, can we get back into the cargo bay
So, for the next few hours, this is my ship.
So, for the next few hours, this is my ship.
So, how many nukes we have left in the back?
So, how many nukes we have left in the back?
So, what do you think of the crew?
So, what do you think of the crew?
So, who passed Rittenhouse the hemlock?
So, who passed Rittenhouse the hemlock?
So...
So...
Sober, serious. I guess I'd be a little happier about this whole thing
Sober, serious. I guess I'd be a little happier about this whole thing
Some of them the size of cars, some no bigger than your hand.
Some of them the size of cars, some no bigger than your hand.
Something majestic, mysterious, with a fanfare for the intro
Something majestic, mysterious, with a fanfare for the intro
Sometime on August 16, roughly a year from now,
Sometime on August 16, roughly a year from now,
Sometimes I see flashes of light.
Sometimes I see flashes of light.
Somewhere along the Atlantic seaboard,
Somewhere along the Atlantic seaboard,
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sort of like a billiard ball on a pool table, and is knocked into a different orbit.
Sort of like a billiard ball on a pool table, and is knocked into a different orbit.
Start the clock.
Start the clock.
Stay off the roads after sunset.
Stay off the roads after sunset.
Stepped it up last summer after their son died of leukemia.
Stepped it up last summer after their son died of leukemia.
Still, we were left with the devastation of the first.
Still, we were left with the devastation of the first.
Sun melts ice, ice turns to steam, we get a big hole. Okay?
Sun melts ice, ice turns to steam, we get a big hole. Okay?
Ten seconds, Mr. President.
Ten seconds, Mr. President.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr. Thurman. You can sit down now.
Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr. Thurman. You can sit down now.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. The pretty little girls are walking down the aisle.
Thank you. The pretty little girls are walking down the aisle.
That burned harmlessly in our atmosphere
That burned harmlessly in our atmosphere
That could bring it into direct contact with the Earth.
That could bring it into direct contact with the Earth.
That guy at Berkeley, did Hale Bopp stand ups?
That guy at Berkeley, did Hale Bopp stand ups?
That not everyone in your administration is convinced
That not everyone in your administration is convinced
That program was called Orion.
That program was called Orion.
That was just the creation of the atom bomb.
That was just the creation of the atom bomb.
That was originally created for a very different purpose.
That was originally created for a very different purpose.
That will deflect it off its collision course with Earth.
That will deflect it off its collision course with Earth.
That will eventually be used to blow up the comet.
That will eventually be used to blow up the comet.
That would be very difficult, Mr. President.
That would be very difficult, Mr. President.
That's a mighty powerful rocket you got there.
That's a mighty powerful rocket you got there.
That's all there is.
That's all there is.
That's exciting. Looks like a...
That's exciting. Looks like a...
That's good. That's good.
That's good. That's good.
That's it.
That's it.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. Frank Gifford, he was a great football player in his time,
That's right. Frank Gifford, he was a great football player in his time,
That's the main reason it's good to be famous.
That's the main reason it's good to be famous.
That's why I resigned. Everybody knows this.
That's why I resigned. Everybody knows this.
The 14 hour rotational cycle of the comet, right, spins.
The 14 hour rotational cycle of the comet, right, spins.
The armed forces and the National Guard
The armed forces and the National Guard
The comet should already have been knocked off its present course.
The comet should already have been knocked off its present course.
The comets are still headed for Earth,
The comets are still headed for Earth,
The comets have to travel for a while
The comets have to travel for a while
The crew will have to complete its work before the sun rises.
The crew will have to complete its work before the sun rises.
The honor's all mine, Andy.
The honor's all mine, Andy.
The impact of the comet is going to be,
The impact of the comet is going to be,
The impact of the larger comet
The impact of the larger comet
The interception of Wolf Biederman and the setting of the nuclear devices
The interception of Wolf Biederman and the setting of the nuclear devices
The interior camera circuitry is shot.
The interior camera circuitry is shot.
The Messiah itself will be powered
The Messiah itself will be powered
The Messiah's exterior mounted camera will show us the detonation
The Messiah's exterior mounted camera will show us the detonation
The MOLEs are... Well, they're what they sound like.
The MOLEs are... Well, they're what they sound like.
The MOLEs on the comet surface.
The MOLEs on the comet surface.
The only phones that ring will be those of the people selected.
The only phones that ring will be those of the people selected.
The other a mile and a half.
The other a mile and a half.
The President will be back from Camp David tomorrow.
The President will be back from Camp David tomorrow.
The President will begin by addressing the nation.
The President will begin by addressing the nation.
The road was so crowded, it was obvious we weren't gonna make it,
The road was so crowded, it was obvious we weren't gonna make it,
The same people who designed Chernobyl.
The same people who designed Chernobyl.
The shuttle crew heads toward their initial destination.
The shuttle crew heads toward their initial destination.
The smaller of the two comets, Biederman, will hit first
The smaller of the two comets, Biederman, will hit first
The sun striking the comet will cause the temperature
The sun striking the comet will cause the temperature
The two scientists who found the comet were killed in a car crash
The two scientists who found the comet were killed in a car crash
The waters reached as far inland as the Ohio and Tennessee valleys.
The waters reached as far inland as the Ohio and Tennessee valleys.
The wave hit Europe and Africa, too.
The wave hit Europe and Africa, too.
The wave will hit our nation's capital 40 minutes after impact.
The wave will hit our nation's capital 40 minutes after impact.
The White House press office says Secretary of the Treasury Rittenhouse
The White House press office says Secretary of the Treasury Rittenhouse
The... The evacuation of those who have been selected for the Ark
The... The evacuation of those who have been selected for the Ark
Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.
Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.
Then the sun starts hitting the surface of the planet and it causes...
Then the sun starts hitting the surface of the planet and it causes...
There shouldn't be anything left of that comet bigger than a suitcase.
There shouldn't be anything left of that comet bigger than a suitcase.
There was a remote possibility that the comet was on a path
There was a remote possibility that the comet was on a path
There were riverboat pilots who only knew a few miles of the river.
There were riverboat pilots who only knew a few miles of the river.
There will be a very large tidal wave
There will be a very large tidal wave
There will be no hoarding.
There will be no hoarding.
There will be no sudden profiteering. I'm freezing all wages, all prices.
There will be no sudden profiteering. I'm freezing all wages, all prices.
There's a chance that we might have impact.
There's a chance that we might have impact.
There's four of us. Lewis?
There's four of us. Lewis?
There's gonna be explosive out gassings that are very dangerous...
There's gonna be explosive out gassings that are very dangerous...
There's Mommy. Hello, Mommy.
There's Mommy. Hello, Mommy.
There's nothing we can do about the smaller one, but we do have a plan.
There's nothing we can do about the smaller one, but we do have a plan.
There's someone at the door for you, Leo.
There's someone at the door for you, Leo.
These are your orders.
These are your orders.
They are drilling machines that burrow to a depth of 100 meters,
They are drilling machines that burrow to a depth of 100 meters,
They have the technology to make it go.
They have the technology to make it go.
They said if you and I got married, we'd be family and I could get you in.
They said if you and I got married, we'd be family and I could get you in.
They sent their names to the White House.
They sent their names to the White House.
They will distribute supplies and organize group shelters
They will distribute supplies and organize group shelters
They will find a payload of eight nuclear devices
They will find a payload of eight nuclear devices
They will leave on the shuttle Atlantis to board the Messiah.
They will leave on the shuttle Atlantis to board the Messiah.
They're just scared of looking bad on TV.
They're just scared of looking bad on TV.
They're shipping it to the caves.
They're shipping it to the caves.
They're unsure whether or not transmission will be possible.
They're unsure whether or not transmission will be possible.
They're what's left over from the creation of the solar system
They're what's left over from the creation of the solar system
They've informed us that due to the uncertain makeup
They've informed us that due to the uncertain makeup
Think we need a familiar face on this trip.
Think we need a familiar face on this trip.
This computer enhanced radar image from Houston
This computer enhanced radar image from Houston
This is a presidential favor.
This is a presidential favor.
This is a special presentation of MSNBC News with Jenny Lerner.
This is a special presentation of MSNBC News with Jenny Lerner.
This is all Russian design, Russian science.
This is all Russian design, Russian science.
This is from us, for you.
This is from us, for you.
This is my wife, Sarah. We have a marriage license.
This is my wife, Sarah. We have a marriage license.
This is the crew that will stop the comet.
This is the crew that will stop the comet.
This is your only chance to survive.
This is your only chance to survive.
Those selected will be taken by bus and train
Those selected will be taken by bus and train
Through the blizzard of rocks, sand and ice that make up the comet's tail,
Through the blizzard of rocks, sand and ice that make up the comet's tail,
To a safe course that'll bypass the Earth.
To a safe course that'll bypass the Earth.
To ensure the continuation of our way of life,
To ensure the continuation of our way of life,
To get back into the cargo bay for the nukes,
To get back into the cargo bay for the nukes,
To guarantee that there will be enough of us left
To guarantee that there will be enough of us left
To have and to hold from this day forward,
To have and to hold from this day forward,
To have them available.
To have them available.
To join the 200,000 scientists, doctors,
To join the 200,000 scientists, doctors,
To land on this thing. it was light when he landed. This is gonna be dark.
To land on this thing. it was light when he landed. This is gonna be dark.
To maneuver with.
To maneuver with.
To rebuild a new world
To rebuild a new world
To reroute the video functions?
To reroute the video functions?
To rise 350 degrees in just a few minutes,
To rise 350 degrees in just a few minutes,
To set the bomb timers until we get closer to Earth to raise Houston.
To set the bomb timers until we get closer to Earth to raise Houston.
To the advancement of space technology.
To the advancement of space technology.
To the underground Ark site by military personnel.
To the underground Ark site by military personnel.
Tragedy struck today as a charter aircraft
Tragedy struck today as a charter aircraft
Turn the camera off.
Turn the camera off.
Twenty three, 22, 21,
Twenty three, 22, 21,
Two American astronomers, Marcus Wolf and Leo Biederman,
Two American astronomers, Marcus Wolf and Leo Biederman,
Unfortunately, the Titans cannot be launched
Unfortunately, the Titans cannot be launched
Until the air clears and the dust settles.
Until the air clears and the dust settles.
Until the comets are only a few hours away.
Until the comets are only a few hours away.
Upon first entering Earth's atmosphere,
Upon first entering Earth's atmosphere,
Wait, wait, the Hotchners are coming, too.
Wait, wait, the Hotchners are coming, too.
Wait! I'm coming.
Wait! I'm coming.
Wait. Oh, God, wait!
Wait. Oh, God, wait!
Was the publication of the budget,
Was the publication of the budget,
Was to know his little piece of the puzzle.
Was to know his little piece of the puzzle.
We can ferry six people to high ground in West Virginia
We can ferry six people to high ground in West Virginia
We can still find him. He has a beacon.
We can still find him. He has a beacon.
We can't just leave him in space!
We can't just leave him in space!
We could talk about your wife, or we could just talk about Ellie.
We could talk about your wife, or we could just talk about Ellie.
We don't know how many are alive. We don't know their condition.
We don't know how many are alive. We don't know their condition.
We don't.
We don't.
We ended on a great year.
We ended on a great year.
We have now been able to calculate the comets' final trajectories,
We have now been able to calculate the comets' final trajectories,
We have now confirmed the launch of all the Titan missiles
We have now confirmed the launch of all the Titan missiles
We have one helicopter. It holds seven people.
We have one helicopter. It holds seven people.
We lost Partenza to explosive out gassing,
We lost Partenza to explosive out gassing,
We saw no reason to alarm the planet.
We saw no reason to alarm the planet.
We sent a plane for her, but she isn't here yet.
We sent a plane for her, but she isn't here yet.
We should be able to raise Houston on the low band once we get closer.
We should be able to raise Houston on the low band once we get closer.
We start our approach.
We start our approach.
We still won't know if they've made a difference.
We still won't know if they've made a difference.
We tried to get them back, but we couldn't get them here on time.
We tried to get them back, but we couldn't get them here on time.
We watched as the bombs shattered the second comet
We watched as the bombs shattered the second comet
We were beginning to wonder what the hell you were doing up there.
We were beginning to wonder what the hell you were doing up there.
We will prevail.
We will prevail.
We'd always thought the deadline for going public
We'd always thought the deadline for going public
We'll all have high schools named after us.
We'll all have high schools named after us.
We'll be okay. Come on. That's my girl.
We'll be okay. Come on. That's my girl.
We'll get over it. I love you.
We'll get over it. I love you.
We'll never be closer to home than we are right now.
We'll never be closer to home than we are right now.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll stay with you through all of this.
We'll stay with you through all of this.
We'll talk about this later. Very calm.
We'll talk about this later. Very calm.
We're at perigee. Wolf contact in four minutes, 45 seconds.
We're at perigee. Wolf contact in four minutes, 45 seconds.
We're at T minus 30 seconds and counting.
We're at T minus 30 seconds and counting.
We're gonna get married. God knows I want to marry you.
We're gonna get married. God knows I want to marry you.
We're gonna put bombs inside the comet. Let me follow these two.
We're gonna put bombs inside the comet. Let me follow these two.
We're live in 10 seconds.
We're live in 10 seconds.
We're storing seeds and seedlings, plants, animals. Enough to start over.
We're storing seeds and seedlings, plants, animals. Enough to start over.
We're there.
We're there.
We've been hoping and working for the best,
We've been hoping and working for the best,
We've been preparing a network of immense caves.
We've been preparing a network of immense caves.
Weapons armed.
Weapons armed.
Welcome to the Ark. I'm section leader for Orange 254.
Welcome to the Ark. I'm section leader for Orange 254.
Well, actually, we're looking for your mom. Is she around?
Well, actually, we're looking for your mom. Is she around?
Well, anyway, as much as I would like to stay here and get silly with you, Mom,
Well, anyway, as much as I would like to stay here and get silly with you, Mom,
Well, congratulations.
Well, congratulations.
Well, every kid on the block wants one now.
Well, every kid on the block wants one now.
Well, hello there, little fella.
Well, hello there, little fella.
Well, I would like to propose a toast to happiness
Well, I would like to propose a toast to happiness
Well, if that happens, it will be like trying to work in a minefield.
Well, if that happens, it will be like trying to work in a minefield.
Well, it's good to know we're going to have your kind of experience
Well, it's good to know we're going to have your kind of experience
Well, it's not Megrez. It's something else.
Well, it's not Megrez. It's something else.
Well, Mitch, I wanna say goodbye to Mary.
Well, Mitch, I wanna say goodbye to Mary.
Well, some people do remember when they were five years old.
Well, some people do remember when they were five years old.
Well, Spurgeon, sturgeon, Fish.
Well, Spurgeon, sturgeon, Fish.
Well, thank you, Leo. That's the best news I've had in years.
Well, thank you, Leo. That's the best news I've had in years.
Well, that makes sense.
Well, that makes sense.
Well, that's what we do for a living.
Well, that's what we do for a living.
Well, they've been trained in ways I'll never understand.
Well, they've been trained in ways I'll never understand.
Well, until we knew we could build the rocket
Well, until we knew we could build the rocket
Well, we have seven hours.
Well, we have seven hours.
Well, we have the technology to build the ship.
Well, we have the technology to build the ship.
Well, we know about the secret phone lines
Well, we know about the secret phone lines
Well, we'd like to talk about your resignation.
Well, we'd like to talk about your resignation.
Well, what about my parents? They're not your family.
Well, what about my parents? They're not your family.
Well, you look at the bright side.
Well, you look at the bright side.
Wendy, honey.
Wendy, honey.
What an ego.
What an ego.
What are you gonna do with all that extra money you save?
What are you gonna do with all that extra money you save?
What difference does anything make anymore?
What difference does anything make anymore?
What do we do?
What do we do?
What do we do? You have a choice. We have a choice right now.
What do we do? You have a choice. We have a choice right now.
What do you know about E.L.E.?
What do you know about E.L.E.?
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What I am about to tell you.
What I am about to tell you.
What I mean is...
What I mean is...
What I meant to them, to explain to you what I'm doing here,
What I meant to them, to explain to you what I'm doing here,
What if we go public in 48 hours? Now, that's doable, isn't it?
What if we go public in 48 hours? Now, that's doable, isn't it?
What is the comet's name?
What is the comet's name?
What? Life going on?
What? Life going on?
What? Okay, okay!
What? Okay, okay!
What's so funny about life goes on?
What's so funny about life goes on?
What's so funny?
What's so funny?
What's the bright one?
What's the bright one?
When her husband had a series of affairs.
When her husband had a series of affairs.
When I became a man, I gave up childish ways.
When I became a man, I gave up childish ways.
When I gave them.
When I gave them.
When I was 11, I took $32 from your wallet.
When I was 11, I took $32 from your wallet.
When I was a child, I spoke like a child,
When I was a child, I spoke like a child,
When the crew enters the Messiah,
When the crew enters the Messiah,
When the sun hits the surface,
When the sun hits the surface,
When you came to the studio and you brought those pictures,
When you came to the studio and you brought those pictures,
When you were a baby,
When you were a baby,
Whenever I find myself knocking people's hats off,
Whenever I find myself knocking people's hats off,
Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul,
Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul,
Where are you going in such a hurry?
Where are you going in such a hurry?
Where the hell is Science?
Where the hell is Science?
Where the land is flat, the wave will wash inland
Where the land is flat, the wave will wash inland
Where they wait to be detonated.
Where they wait to be detonated.
Where were you today?
Where were you today?
Where's Mom?
Where's Mom?
Where's the key?
Where's the key?
While racing from their observatory to alert the world.
While racing from their observatory to alert the world.
While some Americans
While some Americans
Who did I think I was gonna be when I bought that bike?
Who did I think I was gonna be when I bought that bike?
Who was charging $5,000 an hour for backhoe and tractor rentals.
Who was charging $5,000 an hour for backhoe and tractor rentals.
Who's ever landed on the moon.
Who's ever landed on the moon.
Whomever you hold that to be,
Whomever you hold that to be,
Why not?
Why not?
Why the hell do they call you Fish?
Why the hell do they call you Fish?
Why wasn't this announcement made sooner?
Why wasn't this announcement made sooner?
Why were the Russians brought into the construction phase...
Why were the Russians brought into the construction phase...
Why would I wanna give up the White House for a graveyard weekend?
Why would I wanna give up the White House for a graveyard weekend?
Will be anywhere from 1,000 to 3,500 feet high.
Will be anywhere from 1,000 to 3,500 feet high.
Will be included in the lottery.
Will be included in the lottery.
Will be nothing less than an extinction level event.
Will be nothing less than an extinction level event.
Will be notified within the next few minutes.
Will be notified within the next few minutes.
Will enter its most critical phase.
Will enter its most critical phase.
Will take no longer than two days, beginning on August 12th.
Will take no longer than two days, beginning on August 12th.
Wishing is wrong.
Wishing is wrong.
With every field we sow,
With every field we sow,
With the loss of Dr. Gus Partenza and with Oren Monash injured,
With the loss of Dr. Gus Partenza and with Oren Monash injured,
Wolf contact in two minutes, 30 seconds.
Wolf contact in two minutes, 30 seconds.
Work will go on.
Work will go on.
Working on a mountaintop in Arizona...
Working on a mountaintop in Arizona...
Would you come this way, please?
Would you come this way, please?
Would you like some champagne, miss?
Would you like some champagne, miss?
Yeah, Fish, I know that's not deep enough.
Yeah, Fish, I know that's not deep enough.
Yeah, they did. They did.
Yeah, they did. They did.
Yeah, yeah. Off the record?
Yeah, yeah. Off the record?
Yeah, yeah. Sounds like it.
Yeah, yeah. Sounds like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. How you feeling?
Yeah. How you feeling?
Yeah. Your kids go there?
Yeah. Your kids go there?
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, sir,
Yes, sir,
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes. I'm still here.
Yes. I'm still here.
Yes. This is she.
Yes. This is she.
You and... You and I, we're the same.
You and... You and I, we're the same.
You better come back and haunt me.
You better come back and haunt me.
You boys were, what, four and six when I went to the moon?
You boys were, what, four and six when I went to the moon?
You can exchange them if you don't like them.
You can exchange them if you don't like them.
You children didn't bring any real books to read, did you know that?
You children didn't bring any real books to read, did you know that?
You don't remember when you take them?
You don't remember when you take them?
You got a shitty deal, Oren, you know that?
You got a shitty deal, Oren, you know that?
You guys getting some good work done over here?
You guys getting some good work done over here?
You have to get over it. Life goes on.
You have to get over it. Life goes on.
You know how it is for guys like us.
You know how it is for guys like us.
You know how she is.
You know how she is.
You know what I wanna say.
You know what I wanna say.
You know what, if Stuart thinks he can push me out of the White House...
You know what, if Stuart thinks he can push me out of the White House...
You know what? Just keep working on Rittenhouse.
You know what? Just keep working on Rittenhouse.
You know,
You know,
You know, do the usual research, background information.
You know, do the usual research, background information.
You know, like colors.
You know, like colors.
You now have the biggest story in history.
You now have the biggest story in history.
You promise me you keep doing your church thing,
You promise me you keep doing your church thing,
You said... You said, Chlorine. Her name's Chloe.
You said... You said, Chlorine. Her name's Chloe.
You should see my apartment. There's nothing there.
You should see my apartment. There's nothing there.
You should've been there. The twins, they were running around like mad
You should've been there. The twins, they were running around like mad
You take care of yourself, okay?
You take care of yourself, okay?
You truly did.
You truly did.
You wanna do something on the price that wives pay?
You wanna do something on the price that wives pay?
You were the last man to walk on the moon, weren't you, sir?
You were the last man to walk on the moon, weren't you, sir?
You will pay your bills.
You will pay your bills.
You...
You...
You'll get second row center at the White House press conference.
You'll get second row center at the White House press conference.
You're a married man, you know what it's like.
You're a married man, you know what it's like.
You're go to configure for coast.
You're go to configure for coast.
You're gonna have sex a lot more now than anyone else in our class.
You're gonna have sex a lot more now than anyone else in our class.
You're here because the powers that be
You're here because the powers that be
You're too late. I already took care of everything.
You're too late. I already took care of everything.
You've been watching live coverage of President Tom Beck.
You've been watching live coverage of President Tom Beck.
You've done two years of research. Now do three as a segment producer,
You've done two years of research. Now do three as a segment producer,
Your father's here.
Your father's here.
Your mother and I used to play a game when she was still alive.
Your mother and I used to play a game when she was still alive.
1,000 feet to standoff.
1,000 feet to standoff.
1:02.
1:02.
20, 19, 18,
20, 19, 18,
500 feet. Rdot.3, 3x, 1 .5y.
500 feet. Rdot.3, 3x, 1 .5y.
600 to 700 miles.
600 to 700 miles.
...along with information... Yes, this is Ellen Biederman.
...along with information... Yes, this is Ellen Biederman.
...permanent? Look, honey, this is how it works.
...permanent? Look, honey, this is how it works.
A nuclear reactor in space? Yes.
A nuclear reactor in space? Yes.
Admiring the view, Houston. Fish, is that you?
Admiring the view, Houston. Fish, is that you?
Alcor. Good, Biederman.
Alcor. Good, Biederman.
All right, try backing it up. Roger that.
All right, try backing it up. Roger that.
All right, we got him. Oh, God! My eyes!
All right, we got him. Oh, God! My eyes!
and everyone's smiling at them. Mother, is this really such a good idea?
and everyone's smiling at them. Mother, is this really such a good idea?
Are our families there yet? They're on their way, Messiah.
Are our families there yet? They're on their way, Messiah.
Are you okay? Yeah.
Are you okay? Yeah.
Be the best. Yeah.
Be the best. Yeah.
Beth. Beth, what are you doing? Jenny, we have to go!
Beth. Beth, what are you doing? Jenny, we have to go!
Biederman. Yeah, that's us.
Biederman. Yeah, that's us.
Bring that up again. He'll scare the shit out of everybody.
Bring that up again. He'll scare the shit out of everybody.
Business news, lra? Beth.
Business news, lra? Beth.
Can I take your picture, please? Okay.
Can I take your picture, please? Okay.
Chloe. What did I say?
Chloe. What did I say?
Dad, I wanna stay with you. What?
Dad, I wanna stay with you. What?
Dad. No, no, no. Put this on, put this on.
Dad. No, no, no. Put this on, put this on.
DAP is in descent. Roger, descent.
DAP is in descent. Roger, descent.
Do you have proof? He thinks he was being so clever.
Do you have proof? He thinks he was being so clever.
Don, what are you doing? I'm giving him something to trade.
Don, what are you doing? I'm giving him something to trade.
Don't worry about me. Okay.
Don't worry about me. Okay.
Don't worry about me. Yeah.
Don't worry about me. Yeah.
Excuse me, Jenny. Yeah?
Excuse me, Jenny. Yeah?
Fine. I wanna tell you something.
Fine. I wanna tell you something.
Fire tether pitons. Pitons fired.
Fire tether pitons. Pitons fired.
Firing primary thrusters. Payload doors still open.
Firing primary thrusters. Payload doors still open.
for securing the necessary provisions... Hello?
for securing the necessary provisions... Hello?
for the five. Okay.
for the five. Okay.
Gentlemen, welcome to Houston. Thank you.
Gentlemen, welcome to Houston. Thank you.
Get her car here. Got it.
Get her car here. Got it.
Good luck and Godspeed, Atlantis. Thanks, Mitch.
Good luck and Godspeed, Atlantis. Thanks, Mitch.
Gotta be the best. I see. Okay.
Gotta be the best. I see. Okay.
Greenspan dislikes him. Christ! Who didn't this guy piss off?
Greenspan dislikes him. Christ! Who didn't this guy piss off?
Gus, he's seven. Brittany.
Gus, he's seven. Brittany.
H O T C... H N E R.
H O T C... H N E R.
He is, isn't he? I'm trying to listen.
He is, isn't he? I'm trying to listen.
He's really nice. Yeah, to you, maybe.
He's really nice. Yeah, to you, maybe.
Hello, Mr. President. Hello, Mr. President.
Hello, Mr. President. Hello, Mr. President.
Hello, Mrs. Hotchner. Hi, Leo.
Hello, Mrs. Hotchner. Hi, Leo.
Hey, Fish. Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Fish. Hey, Mitch.
Hey! Hey.
Hey! Hey.
Hi, Jane. How are you? How are you?
Hi, Jane. How are you? How are you?
Honey, can you get that, please? Janie, get the door.
Honey, can you get that, please? Janie, get the door.
How about a beer? You remember my boys, don't you?
How about a beer? You remember my boys, don't you?
How's my time? 23:57.
How's my time? 23:57.
How's our time? It's getting tight. 1:36:30.
How's our time? It's getting tight. 1:36:30.
How's Rittenhouse going? No sign of the wife yet.
How's Rittenhouse going? No sign of the wife yet.
I appreciate that. But you're here...
I appreciate that. But you're here...
I can't believe this. This is so weird. Dr. Wolf from Astronomy Club?
I can't believe this. This is so weird. Dr. Wolf from Astronomy Club?
I can't. I gotta go. I know, I know, I know.
I can't. I gotta go. I know, I know, I know.
I don't know. It's Megrez.
I don't know. It's Megrez.
I don't think so. Well, you just said you didn't know.
I don't think so. Well, you just said you didn't know.
I don't wanna go without my parents. You don't have to.
I don't wanna go without my parents. You don't have to.
I don't wanna go! Grab his foot, honey.
I don't wanna go! Grab his foot, honey.
I just got married. I know, I know, and I'm sorry.
I just got married. I know, I know, and I'm sorry.
I love you. I love you, too.
I love you. I love you, too.
I mean that, really. Okay.
I mean that, really. Okay.
I miss you. I love you, Mommy.
I miss you. I love you, Mommy.
I want exclusivity. Now, listen, young lady,
I want exclusivity. Now, listen, young lady,
I want the... Want?
I want the... Want?
I want you to take the baby. Why? No, no, no, no, no, Mom.
I want you to take the baby. Why? No, no, no, no, no, Mom.
I want you to take this. Dad, that's enough.
I want you to take this. Dad, that's enough.
I'll talk to you about it after lunch. Okay. That's it!
I'll talk to you about it after lunch. Okay. That's it!
I'm not going. What do you mean, you're not going?
I'm not going. What do you mean, you're not going?
I'm sorry, Beth. Okay, honey, here we go.
I'm sorry, Beth. Okay, honey, here we go.
I've always loved you. I love you.
I've always loved you. I love you.
in these tanks. Fish, shut it down.
in these tanks. Fish, shut it down.
Is she missing? No. We're still working on it.
Is she missing? No. We're still working on it.
Isn't that dangerous? No, no, no.
Isn't that dangerous? No, no, no.
It is. It's not.
It is. It's not.
It's hitting the goddamn Earth? That's what he's saying.
It's hitting the goddamn Earth? That's what he's saying.
It's Megrez. It's not Megrez.
It's Megrez. It's not Megrez.
It's stuck. Try backing it up.
It's stuck. Try backing it up.
Jason, you promised. I know I promised,
Jason, you promised. I know I promised,
Jenny Lerner? Son of a bitch.
Jenny Lerner? Son of a bitch.
Jenny, thank you. Let's go. Come on. Go!
Jenny, thank you. Let's go. Come on. Go!
Jenny. Hey! How are you?
Jenny. Hey! How are you?
Judge. And the judge says...
Judge. And the judge says...
Leo, give me your bag. They must be there.
Leo, give me your bag. They must be there.
Leo! Jasmine.
Leo! Jasmine.
Leo! Thank God.
Leo! Thank God.
Leo. Mom, I'm going.
Leo. Mom, I'm going.
Let's go! Come on! Go, go.
Let's go! Come on! Go, go.
Listen up. Hold it right there.
Listen up. Hold it right there.
Listen, Beth, what if it wasn't... God, Jenny.
Listen, Beth, what if it wasn't... God, Jenny.
Look closely. Ellen, give me your bag, sweetie.
Look closely. Ellen, give me your bag, sweetie.
Look who's working late. Yep.
Look who's working late. Yep.
Mariette? Baby, this is your father.
Mariette? Baby, this is your father.
Mark, what's your MOLE 4 readout? MOLE 4 running true at 75 feet.
Mark, what's your MOLE 4 readout? MOLE 4 running true at 75 feet.
Mom! What?
Mom! What?
Mr. President. Mr. President.
Mr. President. Mr. President.
Mrs. Hotchner? Sarah's on the hill.
Mrs. Hotchner? Sarah's on the hill.
No wonder the wife's sick. She's not sick. She's a drunk.
No wonder the wife's sick. She's not sick. She's a drunk.
No, it's not here. No, no. it has to be there.
No, it's not here. No, no. it has to be there.
No, no, no. We have to go. Leo, let's get her on the bus.
No, no, no. We have to go. Leo, let's get her on the bus.
No, wait. What are you doing?
No, wait. What are you doing?
No. Beth.
No. Beth.
Now she's walking down the aisle. Yes. Okay.
Now she's walking down the aisle. Yes. Okay.
off the surface. That's not deep enough.
off the surface. That's not deep enough.
Oh, my God, Caitlin! Caitlin! Caitlin! Let's go!
Oh, my God, Caitlin! Caitlin! Caitlin! Let's go!
Our phone. They could be calling. ...beginning on August 9th.
Our phone. They could be calling. ...beginning on August 9th.
Re pressurize the cargo bay. He's going to die out there.
Re pressurize the cargo bay. He's going to die out there.
Residuals are nulled. Disengage Orion.
Residuals are nulled. Disengage Orion.
Roger, Jerry. ...seven, six...
Roger, Jerry. ...seven, six...
Sally. Sir! Sir.
Sally. Sir! Sir.
Sarah, I put them on the list. We're not on the list.
Sarah, I put them on the list. We're not on the list.
Sarah, look! Leo!
Sarah, look! Leo!
Say goodbye to Jenny. Jenny, we got no time left.
Say goodbye to Jenny. Jenny, we got no time left.
Shut it down. No, look, they always put extra
Shut it down. No, look, they always put extra
Sir, you don't understand. Leo, can you check it one more time?
Sir, you don't understand. Leo, can you check it one more time?
Son of a bitch. What?
Son of a bitch. What?
Standby tether attached. All right, I got you.
Standby tether attached. All right, I got you.
Stuart, what about me? You're on the anchor desk.
Stuart, what about me? You're on the anchor desk.
Take care, honey. I'll see you soon.
Take care, honey. I'll see you soon.
Ten, nine, eight... Flight, we're go for auto sequence.
Ten, nine, eight... Flight, we're go for auto sequence.
That's it. No, a little more, a little more.
That's it. No, a little more, a little more.
The twins, what are their names? Emma and Susanna.
The twins, what are their names? Emma and Susanna.
This is your table. Thank you.
This is your table. Thank you.
to get us out of the coma. We can't just leave him.
to get us out of the coma. We can't just leave him.
Turn on the fucking locator! We used most of our propellant
Turn on the fucking locator! We used most of our propellant
up there, Captain. Thank you, sir.
up there, Captain. Thank you, sir.
Use primary thrusters. Engage thrusters.
Use primary thrusters. Engage thrusters.
Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Let's go. We have to go.
Wait, wait. I'm sorry. Let's go. We have to go.
Wanna come to dinner with us? I can't, I can't. I got... l have plans.
Wanna come to dinner with us? I can't, I can't. I got... l have plans.
We have enough satellite space? Seventy eight uplinks.
We have enough satellite space? Seventy eight uplinks.
We have to go back! If we go back for Gus, we all die.
We have to go back! If we go back for Gus, we all die.
We have to go get Gus. There's no time for that.
We have to go get Gus. There's no time for that.
We what? We can do it.
We what? We can do it.
We'll get there. I know. it's a dull story.
We'll get there. I know. it's a dull story.
We'll shut it down when we hit it. Will do.
We'll shut it down when we hit it. Will do.
We're not gonna be able to see. You can't see now, Gus.
We're not gonna be able to see. You can't see now, Gus.
We've been preselected. ...www.fcda.gov.
We've been preselected. ...www.fcda.gov.
We've trained on... On a flight simulator. Right?
We've trained on... On a flight simulator. Right?
Well, it's still a terrible name. Yeah.
Well, it's still a terrible name. Yeah.
What are you doing here? Excuse me. Sorry.
What are you doing here? Excuse me. Sorry.
What are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about.
What are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about.
What else? Mike Woodward?
What else? Mike Woodward?
What's that, the crates? Jenny, there's a phone call for you.
What's that, the crates? Jenny, there's a phone call for you.
What's the descent rate? Three feet per second. Two.
What's the descent rate? Three feet per second. Two.
What's your depth? Seventy five feet.
What's your depth? Seventy five feet.
Why weren't you at school? My dad said I didn't have to go.
Why weren't you at school? My dad said I didn't have to go.
Yeah, I guess so. I think it's really neat.
Yeah, I guess so. I think it's really neat.
Yes, I need to stay with you. Sarah.
Yes, I need to stay with you. Sarah.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes. Okay.
Yes. Okay.
Yes. Then we'll drop in the reverses
Yes. Then we'll drop in the reverses
Yes. No arguments, Sarah. Please! No, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna go!
Yes. No arguments, Sarah. Please! No, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna go!
You don't have to talk about it. it's okay. No, it's okay. it's okay.
You don't have to talk about it. it's okay. No, it's okay. it's okay.
You're here for public relations. No, no. I'm here
You're here for public relations. No, no. I'm here
You're taking her? Please! She's going with you!
You're taking her? Please! She's going with you!
...are images from cameras mounted inside the cargo bay of the Messiah.
...are images from cameras mounted inside the cargo bay of the Messiah.
...believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
...believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
...Chlorine Whatchamacallit?
...Chlorine Whatchamacallit?
...even larger. We've lost contact with the Messiah.
...even larger. We've lost contact with the Messiah.
...even larger. We've lost contact with the Messiah.
...even larger. We've lost contact with the Messiah.
...on how to grow your own food underground and how to purify water
...on how to grow your own food underground and how to purify water
...saw something in the night sky that caused them great concern.
...saw something in the night sky that caused them great concern.
...sickness and health... Do you, Jason Lerner, take...
...sickness and health... Do you, Jason Lerner, take...
...three, two, one.
...three, two, one.
'Cause there's only seven hours of darkness.
'Cause there's only seven hours of darkness.

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