Entourage (2015) Edit

A fan, even.

A film that some in the industry are now whispering was too expensive...

A girl? This whole thing is over a fucking girl?

A hundred and forty minutes.

About how much you spent and about how you made it.

Actually, you begged me to take your job.

After she told you good night, just waiting to see if Vince showed up.

Ah. Heh heh heh.

Ah...

All five of those heroes on screen at one time.

All right, what's the problem?

All the love in this room is really fucking touching, but you can't.

All we're saying is we don't get why you fall in love with every girl you fuck.

ALL: Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!

Along with everyone else, until I say so.

Along with going over budget and being short, to tell him.

Although, we did have sex...

Always invited to my home to tell me why.

And all I'm saying is that, unlike you...

And all you had was your buddy looking over your shoulder.

And as I looked at their little faces, it hit me. My father is not coming to my wedding.

And because of E...

And continue.

And even Turtle. Because we do things we love.

And freshly squeezed guava juice.

And he said that you still haven't greenlit my passion project.

And he said you looked like one of them guys that, uh...

And he's only in four scenes in the movie.

And his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't.

And how they started from nothing...

And I can't have it because he's wrong.

And I have this feeling in my gut that he could explode at any second.

And I promise I'm not mad.

And I started working out.

And I told you 20 times I need to speak with him.

And I wanna go out on my own terms. And this kid is trying to hobble me.

And I want you to give me away.

And I won't stop working until it is perfect.

And I'm finally okay with that.

And I'm gonna fucking kill you!

And I'm just praying that people see it...

And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.

And is now head of the studio that is producing Hyde.

And it could've been stupid, but, God, it worked.

And maximize our position as pussies by kowtowing to cowtippers?

And Mr. McCredle as my target if I don't hear back from him.

And my father would like for you to take them seriously.

And not because I haven't wanted to.

And now you feel that he's reverting back to his past behaviors.

And now you live next to Spielberg.

And reshoot it with new actors and a different director.

And she just said, I'm sending an Uber for you, in 90 minutes, so both of you.

And show him the goddamn movie.

And snatching the fucking life out of you.

And so cute.

And so did I.

And somehow your name came up.

And that surprise of the year.

And the anger meds didn't make me calm. They just made me not able to come...

And the award for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture goes to...

And the recently canceled animated show, Johnny Bananas.

And then replaced after the table read.

And then she just left?

And then she said it.

And then you took your offer back and told me that you were going to groom me.

And Travis's father co finances our entire slate.

And what type of training do you have to judge that?

And where you gonna sit 500 people? On the couch?

And why do you always have to be so fucking honest?

And without any tentpole franchise to bolster the hemorrhaging losses.

And you don't think this is information that I could've used?

And you must be a lot tougher than you look.

And you told me that if I came clean and admitted it, you'd get over it.

And you?

And you? How'd you get the wife to let you go back to work?

And your voice, it soothes me. Take it as a compliment.

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Any mention of me in that note, bro?

Anybody who spends my money like you do...

Anyway, you wanna fire me...

Are you familiar with the penal code in this county?

Are you gonna tell me you love me and want me back again?

Are you guys joking?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you serious? So did we.

Are you suicidal?

Ari says he's got something.

Ari, are you serious? You could lose all your money.

Ari, do not push me, or I'll change my mind again.

Ari, I just did.

Ari, we need to see this before I write another check.

Ari, you are all that matters.

ARI: Fax? Fax.

ARI: I wasn't going to. I was gonna make a marriage joke.

ARI: Oh, come on, Travis.

ARI: Oh, yeah?

ARI: Thanks, Hector. I won't be long.

ARI: Travis doesn't really hate the movie.

Ari.

Ari. Ari!

Ari. Hey, buddy.

As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased.

As his younger brother cast him in what he describes...

As much as you did, Ari.

As studio head and, boom, I want you to star in it.

Aside from your brother...

Aw, thanks. Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy.

Because after looking at your long list of proposed changes to my movie...

Because I decided whatever I do next...

Because I'm coming with your money, and there ain't nothing we can do about it.

Because important people are starting to wonder.

Because in the grand scheme of things, what the fuck else matters?

Because it is true.

Because most of the fun of being with a girl that hot...

Because Mr. McCredle's son...

Because not only are you the director, you're the star.

Because the last time I saw you, you were a fat pothead living off of Vince.

Because this guy got in my head, telling me there's no way you'd be interested in me.

Because this oil spigot is shut off till you do.

Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.

Big fan of your work, especially Aquaman 2.

Big titties? Tight ass?

Boom.

But didn't you used to be really fat?

But dinner with Ronda is on.

But he ain't perfect. You know how I know that?

But I just can't commit.

But I'll bet that there's a cheap way to do it digitally.

But I'm willing to try again.

But I've seen that trailer for that new one you got coming out maybe 500 times.

But it also has commercial appeal as well.

But it most certainly was.

But just in case he is...

But most of them revolve around cutting out Vincent Chase's mutant brother.

But Ryan Murphy created Glee.

But that was before filming began.

But the kid said, and I'm quoting:

But there's a reason for that. It's because I'm always right!

But there's no more trying. You're either over the past or not.

But they weren't studio heads, handing ex clients...

But Vince?

But we're all good.

But what exactly were his qualifications when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board?

But you agreed to not go over.

But you've been visualizing it for 20 years.

But, as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house?

But, with this, you know, it's like you were trying to do this kooky thing...

But, yeah, I like it! I really like it!

Calmness and control of breath...

Can you do that to yourself, please?

Can you do that to yourself, please?

Chances are you've heard the name.

Chase hails from modest roots in Queens, New York...

Chase's longtime manager and best friend since kindergarten.

Check it out.

Come on, Ari. Hyde's gonna be a monster.

Come on, Travis. Open the door.

Come on, Vinnie.

Come on! Fucking film! Roll it, Vinnie! Come on! Just put it on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me this morning.

Come on. That's ridiculous.

Congratulations. You're getting a lot of credit...

Could we possibly convince you to come up here and perform?

Did Ari tell you why he's not gonna release the money?

Did I tell you The ******* Journal named me Best Looking Circumcised Studio Head?

Did something happen?

Did you get my e mail about my cousin Sean? He had his baby.

Did you hear what I said?

Did you shake hands when you met him? Southerners, real particular about manners.

Didn't realize you were in the middle of a work session.

Directorial debuts at a time when the studio suffered its worst fiscal year...

Do we have ourselves a baby?

Do we need to make a therapy session with Dr. Marcus?

Do you know how hard I have worked to avoid going to Texas?

Do you really think it's great?

Do you think he'll be more difficult to handle if he wins?

Do you think I give a shit about zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that?

Do you understand?

Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase.

Doctor says she's gonna pop any second.

Does your soon to be baby mama know her?

Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie.

Don't hang... Did you hang up on me?

Don't kid yourself, Sulu.

Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.

Drama doing it, a whole horrifying other.

Drama sucking, I could've maybe bought that.

Drama wants me to see his scenes. You weren't?

Drama, Sloan and I haven't been together for six months.

DRAMA: But hope she doesn't. You got enough complications now.

DRAMA: It's like when a girl asks if you wanna bang her hot sister.

DRAMA: No, I get it.

DRAMA: Oh, yeah, baby!

DRAMA: Vince.

Dude, I'm calm. But you better get excited.

DVDs are being made as we speak. Everyone can see it now.

E said he won't release any more money.

E, this house is sick. When did Vince buy it?

E, you fucking dwarf cunt!

Easy. We're gonna get it annulled. Trust me, it's all good.

Eggs Benedict with champagne sherry infused béarnaise sauce...

ELLIS: Are you out of your fucking mind?

Emily Ratajkowski.

EMILY: He's a fucking idiot. Who cares what he thinks?

ERIC: All right, here we go!

ERIC: Thanks again.

ERIC: Why are you so scared to show Ari the movie?

Eric.

Eric.

Especially this guy.

Even if she sucked as bad as Drama probably sucks.

Even if you've never seen a Vincent Chase movie...

Everyone else was living dead.

Everything we do is to also get laid, E. You know that.

Except for The Avengers.

Except to affect me in places that I just didn't want to be affected.

Except you. You can go.

Excuse me, miss. You can't use a pencil to fill out the NDA.

Fifteen seconds!

Fifteen years we've been together.

Film! Film! Film! Film!

Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.

Fine.

Fine. Don't.

Five nominations, including Best Picture and two acting nods.

For six months, he begs me to take him back.

For the good stuff I do.

For the work you did behind the scenes on this movie.

Forgive and forget, buddy. No?

Friends who still surround him today.

Fuck Ari.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fucking asshole.

Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.

Give it up! Johnny Chase, Hyde!

Go fuck yourself, Ari.

Go to Hawaii. Do yourselves a favor.

Go!

God, I only sent that because I was feeling insecure.

Good luck. I'll see you in bed.

Good.

Good. I hear you got something for me.

Guess they still talk.

Guys, you know I love you all, but right now...

Guys. Guys. What the fuck are we doing?

Ha ha ha! Hey, boys!

Hand rolled croissants...

Hang on.

Have the redneck country ass hick in editing bay three dragged off my lot.

He can toss it in the garbage if he decides to.

He can toss it in the garbage if he decides to.

He didn't know before that? Who is he, the guy from The Crying Game?

He doesn't like Drama. He wants to cut him out.

He fucking snuck in there after me. I put in a whole night w...

He hates Vince.

He keeps pissing on my boots.

He probably waited outside of her house after she got rid of him.

He said it was it'd be a toga themed wedding with glass dildos as centerpieces.

He said to tell you to get your ass up to his office. Now.

He said what?

He says, No, they're not twins. One was born in October, one in April.

He still has to go.

He sucks. His too pretty face ruins the fucking thing. It's distracting.

He told his ex assistant that he could have his wedding at our house.

He won't say. It's so annoying.

He won't say. It's so annoying.

He's an abomination and he's got to go.

He's got issues.

He's on the lot.

He's pretty pivotal in the movie, including the final scene.

He's still a fucking agent at heart.

Health and happiness for the kids, peace on Earth...

Heh heh. You know, he does box and do some cardio.

Heh. Me too.

Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur in concert last year.

Hello.

Here's the good news: I won't ever forget you again.

Hey, Ari. Tell me you're not parking there.

Hey, baby.

Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated the movie, who gives a shit?

Hey, everyone.

Hey, I'm gonna take care of it.

Hey, John. You can't do this.

Hey, Larsen.

Hey, pal, guess what?

Hey, Ronda.

Hey, Schindler. Leave no Jew behind!

Hey, sit down, bro. I made your favorite:

Hey, Terrence.

Hey, this is getting kinda fucked up and goofy.

Hey, Turtle. What, do you bring your backup dancers everywhere?

Hey! Oh, shit!

Hey! There he is.

Hey...

Hi, Ronda Rousey.

Hm.

Honey, can you take any longer to pack?

How about I shove that camera up your ass, huh?

How much did he make?

How much fucking money did this guy make?

Huh. We'll see.

Hyde has been a box office monster with $450 million worldwide and counting...

I agree. But tell me you haven't had sex.

I agree. She probably wants you to make her some money now that you're Mini Mark Cuban.

I also wanna direct.

I am gonna kill my mother.

I am sorry about that, but we do have what are known as protocols.

I appreciate it, Turtle, but I can't let you do that.

I bet your father has a much nicer office.

I box a little. And I do cardio.

I can see it in your wardrobe.

I can't believe a website would actually post something like that.

I can't believe he just said he might get an Oscar nom.

I can't believe you cursed at Piers Morgan.

I can't believe you did this, Ronald. I'm so screwed.

I can't believe you just ignored me yesterday.

I can't print, scan or e mail because there's no Internet o.

I did. I do.

I did. You got a minute to chat?

I didn't even think you could act until I saw this.

I didn't know I was invited.

I didn't know you would go over budget on your first shot.

I didn't like you.

I didn't realize you were at the doctor's already.

I didn't think anyone was gonna see it.

I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been killing myself to make this movie great...

I don't ask for much, do I?

I don't care. Up to you. Tell them whatever you're comfortable with.

I don't follow.

I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about.

I don't know how to fix my problems.

I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?

I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

I don't see how that fucking matters.

I don't think that that pretty boy out there should be allowed to shit on me.

I don't understand how you could cut him out.

I don't understand.

I don't usually do that that fast.

I don't wanna go back to Queens, bro!

I don't want you to fuck up your movie because of me, bro.

I don't worry. I just win.

I don't. I don't have a girlfriend.

I feel strange.

I found this kid off a Mentos commercial.

I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.

I got a good feeling that they will.

I got an audition at 3. Who wants to run lines with me?

I got Ang Lee from the set.

I got ideas. Later.

I gotta call you back.

I gotta deal with these co financiers in Texas.

I guess I'm not.

I had sex less than six hours ago. I think I'll be okay.

I had sex with someone last night.

I had sex with someone last night.

I have to go to Dubai tonight on, uh, more pressing business.

I have to take it. I...

I hear you're looking for more.

I hope that's what my next honeymoon's like.

I imagine he's fantastic.

I just don't like it.

I just don't wanna get emotional.

I just got off the phone with fucking Kives...

I just got out of a failed marriage. You're gonna have to give me at least a few hours.

I just wanna know if you do, because I wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket.

I just wanted to say that that was really fast for me.

I know all of you.

I know I haven't been great to you lately, baby.

I know it can't be white...

I know they didn't teach you about budgets in spaghetti and meatballs class.

I know we met before, but what is your involvement in this again?

I know who you are: Tarvold from Viking Quest.

I know. But I would like to avoid some of the nursing home rejects from the last party.

I know. I'm sorry.

I know. Yeah.

I like Ibiza, bro.

I like short movies, Vince. You know? And comedies. You ever seen Bad Grandpa?

I like the weather out here too much.

I like to have more of a connection than whether I have exact change.

I like to think I did more than just drive.

I like to think of myself as loyal, but not blind.

I like to think they take care of me.

I love it. I love it.

I love you too.

I love you.

I love you.

I may have to jerk it before we even get there.

I may throw up.

I mean there's no such thing as perfect.

I mean, I didn't move to New York because I really wanted to try. I did.

I mean, is that who we are?

I mean, we're lying there looking at each other, and we didn't have a thing to say.

I mean, with the baby in there. You could hurt it, right?

I meant, like, I won't fight back.

I might sneak onto the set, go into the Hyde laboratory and masturbate into a beaker.

I need more information.

I need the doctor.

I need the money to make it perfect.

I need to get back to civilization.

I need you right now, goddamn it, so get your ass out here.

I need you to fuck my daughter's friends so I don't have to.

I need you to meet me at the Little Door in 30.

I offered you Swingers. You couldn't do it because of Viking Quest.

I played softball with him. He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.

I promised my wife that if she let me go back to work...

I read for the teacher on Glee six times and didn't get it.

I read the script for your next movie. You're better than this.

I really don't wanna talk about this in front of her.

I said I'll keep trying to get over it.

I saw it last night. Ha ha ha.

I saw your Sports Illustrated spread on the plane.

I see that you're already getting emotional.

I spoke to him. I told him he didn't need to call you until after we spoke.

I started a tequila company.

I think if you look at it, you're gonna see that your money is in secure hands.

I think so.

I think you could always be doing better, no?

I think you're a great guy. I really do.

I think your e mails are going to my spam.

I thought a nice, normal guy wanted to hang out for once.

I thought the screening was to get opinions on the movie, not to get laid.

I thought you don't do drugs anymore, Billy.

I thought you looked nervous.

I told you, with this movie, I didn't want any of their fucking farm money.

I told you. Mwah.

I understand.

I wanna shoot myself because they don't make any fucking sense.

I want to watch a film.

I want you to take Travis here to La La Land with you...

I wanted to talk to you, but we didn't exchange numbers.

I wanted...

I was born with them.

I was born with them.

I was given the gift of delusional confidence, but not any real talent.

I was replaced with a digital character once.

I was watching TV with the wife, and I said, This guy's a star.

I went to the Austin PA Film Academy for a semester...

I will figure this out.

I will learn how to stop this fucking phone from overtaking my fucking calming CD!

I will let no man see the darkness inside of me.

I will solve this problem.

I will take care of it.

I won 500 bucks on your last fight.

I wouldn't push her, Dad.

I'd have sex with you.

I'll call you an Uber.

I'll find you. You'll pay for this. I'm gonna hunt you down...

I'll handle it.

I'll show you some of my footage. You'll flip out.

I'll talk to you later.

I'm 40 years old and could possibly get an Oscar nom this year.

I'm a dead man!

I'm a little stressed about an audition I got tomorrow.

I'm about to have a baby, asshole. I thought you were Sloan.

I'm already dead.

I'm calling to see if you've got any comment to make about Ari Gold?

I'm confused. Is this a business meeting?

I'm dealing with a first time director here...

I'm doing my show Wahlburgers at A&E. If they try to cut my mother, I'd kill somebody.

I'm dying.

I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood, but I agreed to live by my queen's rules.

I'm gonna call E.

I'm gonna go get a drink. Let you guys talk?

I'm gonna kill Vince.

I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.

I'm having a baby.

I'm here because I can't calm down, and I need to see the doctor...

I'm here, so I'm fucked.

I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit?

I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.

I'm just staying there till my roof gets reshingled.

I'm kidding, Drama. Lighten up.

I'm mentally prepping.

I'm not supposed to say. I can call Dana.

I'm okay to continue.

I'm pregnant. And if you don't meet me in 30...

I'm probably the only person in the whole world who liked that Medellin thing that you did.

I'm proud of you, Vinnie.

I'm real proud. Proud of all of you.

I'm real sorry about earlier, Vince.

I'm real sorry about that.

I'm saying that I would have sex with you right now if you really need it.

I'm so sorry. It's Johnny. I told him Jimmy.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I gotta take this.

I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy.

I'm sure Ari has seen an unfinished film before.

I'm taking you off this movie. Dana Gordon is in charge now.

I'm telling you because it's your job...

I'm worried about telling Ari that we need more money to finish the movie.

I've been your patient since you were at the strip mall in Sherman Oaks.

I've invested nearly a billion dollars in your studio's movies.

I've seen him in Viking Quest.

If he resists, you have my permission to shoot him in the fucking head!

If I listened to everybody who told me I was too short?

If I played in to it, no way it could be.

If it doesn't work out, we can always move back to Queens with Ma, right?

If it fails, you go down in flames quicker than the Hindenberg.

If we name our baby Ryan Murphy, then, yeah, I do.

If you do, at least we suck together.

If you had her tits, I can get you a cover.

If you're not really gay, Lloyd, now's probably the time to say so.

If you've been paying attention...

Imagine when someone says, You have twins?

Important people meaning me.

In English literature, there's a guy named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.

Into a futuristic Los Angeles nightmare.

Is he in with someone whose life is in complete shambles?

Is I knew what that role would do for my big bro.

Is that an act?

Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there talking to Vinnie Chase?

Is the most important commitment...

Is this a date?

Isn't he?

Isn't my offering up my house for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?

It came with all the furniture and stuff, so it feels lived in.

It could be the Texan or Vince...

It couldn't. I had to be real.

It did. And the truth is, their blind loyalty to each other is kind of charming.

It didn't.

It doesn't matter what a movie costs. Only what it makes.

It felt like I found something.

It just didn't.

It was.

It won't fail.

It works so well, in fact, that tonight, after everyone goes home...

It would be nothing but fun, and it has been. I do almost nothing but smile all day.

It's 2 a.m. You sat down to watch this movie at midnight.

It's a new phone. I don't how to turn the ringer off.

It's amazing.

It's Ari.

It's Ari.

It's as if we're in a time machine.

It's because he hasn't spoken to me since I came out.

It's cute.

It's done. Thank you, Warren.

It's great, just keep reading with Sarah.

It's just his opinion.

It's just not true.

It's McCredle's movie. He doesn't need or want your money.

It's my process, asshole.

It's not intentional.

It's okay. I won't take anything personally.

It's probably best to think of it that way, yeah.

It's so funny to see you. I just got an invitation for your screening.

It's still too bleak.

It's the best movie Vince has ever done!

It's the studio.

It's this kid. He's killing me.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus fuck. You couldn't just hold off one night?

Jesus.

Johnny, stop.

Johnny, this looks great, but I'm not really hungry.

Johnny, what the hell is going on?

JONAH: What's a dwarf cunt, Dad?

Just because you're short, doesn't mean you can't achieve your goals, E.

Just breathe.

Just cut me out, bro.

Just four scenes.

Just respect me, please.

Know that it's also fun for a Saturday night.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Larsen McCredle's office.

Larsen, you must not have gotten all my messages.

LARSEN: Say, Ari.

LARSEN: Well, I don't need to see the damn movie.

Later.

Later.

Lemona, lumina, lino... Lemona, luminum, linoleum.

Let me prove it. What do you wanna do? You wanna take me in the ring?

Let them wait.

Let's go, baby!

Let's roll this motherfucker!

Like 6 a.m. Why?

Like a boyfriend with you? And what'd he do?

Like Johnny Depp did in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Like Tonya Harding.

Like, one minute he's on the phone, screaming, and the next he's on the ground, praying.

Like, you just seemed so sweet and innocent.

Listen, the year ain't over, and this is a franchise picture.

Little potion for E.

Lloyd, I've got bigger problems...

Lloyd. How many times have I told you...

Look at those eyes.

Look me in the face. I'm gonna walk off this project...

Look who just showed up:

Look, Ari, I have thoughts about this movie...

Look, I got a ton of ideas.

Look, maybe she did wanna bang you. My bad.

Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.

Look. There she is.

Man, if I'm gonna have more kids than albums, I'm doing just damn fine.

MAN: Drama!

MAN: He was video chatting with this girl, it turned into sex...

Many people were surprised when someone let Mel Gibson direct Braveheart...

Maria, already people are asking the question: Who will the big winners be?

Maria, I may run a country. There are a few that could use my help.

Maybe I could direct.

Maybe I could finance something for you to star in.

Maybe I should call security and have your ass dragged out. How would you like that?

Maybe I shouldn't be here.

Maybe that's because you directed it...

Maybe there's a bigger issue that's making you not like his character, Travis.

Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda or the fucking baby can.

Maybe you just don't fucking get it, you bean counting little suit.

Mazel tov!

Me either.

Meaningless.

MELANIE: You're doing plenty. Oh.

Meldman, all those nights in Cabo...

MELISSA: He has these highs and lows.

MELISSA: You were just on a run. How could you be so angry?

Melrose Place, Pacific Blue, Law & Order.

Molly, water and a touch of Viagra.

More than Lamaze class at noon on a Wednesday, E. Thanks for nothing.

MORGAN: And that's Chase's half brother...

MORGAN: And today, he feels he may have caught the break of a lifetime...

MORGAN: Chase plucked Murphy away from a life of spinning pies...

MORGAN: He also made a fortune in a tequila company...

MORGAN: He also made a fortune in a tequila company...

MORGAN: His agent at the time was none other than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold...

MORGAN: It wasn't just Murphy Gold was forced to deal with.

MORGAN: The sets are big. Enormous, in fact.

Mother...

Motherfucker.

Motherfucking asshole.

Mr. Chase, he is in with someone.

Mr. McCredle is unavailable to speak with you.

Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite at the Super Bowl.

Must not be the difference maker that you claimed.

Must not have gotten my invite.

My dick gets hard every time a girl looks at me.

My father believes in putting money into product...

My life is over.

My office booked your room for you.

Neither of you really believes you mean it, though.

No expense seems to have been spared in turning Hollywood streets...

No, actually, he loved it.

No, but you're old. Heh.

No, Eric. I really don't wanna get in any deeper.

No, I didn't study these dance moves.

No, I didn't study these dance moves.

No, I didn't study these dance moves.

No, I haven't had a boyfriend in like two years.

No, I'm just on this lame audition with a bunch of shitheads. Yeah.

No, my co financier.

No, my father doesn't believe in wasting money on extravagant office settings.

No, no, no. I'm not his girlfriend.

No, no, no. We just ran into each other. I just met him last night.

No, of course I don't feel that it's true, because it's not.

No, someone else.

No, this isn't the time or the place.

No, we had sex first, agreed to be friends...

No, you begged me to take this job.

No, you look nervous right now. I've never seen you nervous.

No! No, no. Vinnie, no!

No! No! We know each other! I just wanted to invite you to my boy's screening.

No. Come on. I told them I want an equity stake in the movie for it.

No. I'm a million percent sure he is wrong.

No. This isn't pointless. I get the point.

No. Why would you say that?

No. Your money's in great hands.

Nobody thought he had any business directing this film. You bullied it through.

Nobody walks in L.A., E. You look stupid.

Nope, your baby mama gave birth to Pete Dinklage.

Not even if the water's freezing and the orchestra's playing.

Not from you, who I've known for 20 years.

Not me. I'm a relative.

Not one I've directed.

Not released yet though, bitch.

Not things some rich prick, whose daddy gives him everything, tells us to.

Not very manly to let another guy influence what you do with a lady, bro.

Not while I'm trying to figure out how to save this movie...

Nothing says you're working hard...

Nothing, doc. All good.

Nothing.

Now can we finish?

Now I say I'm willing to try, and he doesn't know what to say?

Now that you've been granted those rights, good luck with the divorce.

Now, come on, baby. Show me a little nip.

Now, currently, I am a little bit stressed...

Now, I have a son, so this is hard.

Now, see, for you, I know this movie's enormous.

Now, stop.

Now, what he did, he went out on a limb.

Now!

Of all the guys I never thought I'd catch fucking in my room.

Of course I remember you. You went to middle school with my daughter.

Of course you say no.

Of the inner conflict of humanity's sense of good and evil.

Of Vince's movie to Larsen McCredle's son?

Oh, and, Ari. Ari. Do you still want me to spit on his car?

Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock.

Oh, come on. There is no way Emily would bang that yokel.

Oh, good God.

Oh, good merciful God.

Oh, hey. You're an actor too?

Oh, I like her.

Oh, is he in with someone who's been coming here for 15 years?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Oh, my God. I know this fucking kid.

Oh, my God. She's beautiful.

Oh, of course.

Oh, please. She's more likely to break his windpipe than bang his malnourished ass.

Oh, really, Gold?

Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold.

Oh, that's my car, Ari.

Oh, that's too bad. I actually wanted to see you face to face.

Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, who? The I want your cock texter?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? How badly?

Oh, yeah. Oh...

Oh, you are so full of shit, Turtle.

Oh, you like that?

Oh. Did you have other problems with the movie?

Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama.

Oh. Sorry about that.

Oh... Um, a Gemini.

Okay, I might have something. It's probably not contagious.

Okay, let me help you up. I will be right here.

Okay, this room is gonna be even more hostile than I thought.

Okay, um, I will go to the gyno today.

Okay, well, I didn't take the fee because I wanted to direct.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. A few.

Okay. But remember you have couples therapy at 11.

Okay. Everybody get together and smile.

Okay. Good talk.

Once she realized that she couldn't understand...

Once the all time box office champ.

One of mine, obviously.

One of the reasons why I wanted to make this movie...

One, two, three.

Oops.

Or Kevin Costner direct Dances with Wolves. They both won Oscars.

Or methane gas for Middle Easterners to poison each other with.

Or you cannot stay for the screening.

PAULA: It was something about you.

PAULA: Okay, so you're fine.

Please, for the love of God, tell me it's not me he didn't like.

Please. I haven't paid for pussy in years.

Problem is, nobody wants to have sex with me.

Professional pics, Uber car...

Put fear to the side...

Put some more money into it...

Put the phone down.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Froot Loops.

Relax, E? You remember that Colombian soccer player...

Relax, Eric. No, I'm not having sex.

Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better with a big crowd.

Represents a concept in Victorian culture...

Reshoot? Do you have any idea what that'll cost?

RICHARD: Nope. No notes, Johnny.

RICHARD: There was a Jimmy in earlier. I think that's it.

Right.

Ryan Murphy, 6 pounds 4 ounces, born 19 minutes ago.

Ryan Murphy?

SARAH: Did you go to school for dance?

Saw you on Piers Morgan last night.

Scarlett Jo wasn't even on camera in Her. She got a cover.

Seems like the right move, Suit.

SHAUNA: I can get his face on a milk carton.

She left this note.

She looks just like you.

She said, If you want to apologize, do it in person like a man.

She wants something from you and it ain't your dick, bro.

Shh. Girls, I don't know what to say to you at the same time...

Shit like what?

Shut up, Travis.

Shut up!

Since you're here, I'm guessing you're fucked as well. Nice seeing you.

SLOAN: Really? We're all gonna do this? Okay.

SLOAN: We went out a couple of times. It's not a big deal.

So can you get it for me?

So don't forget that.

So fucking bring it!

So how did that affect how you played the role?

So I got the pizza boy, the brother Fredo and a Turtle.

So I prefer you consider that I co financed the slate.

So tell me, what exactly didn't you like?

So this is all about Vince.

So why did you stop taking the anger meds, as you call them?

So you're a Viking Quest fan, huh?

So, Sloan, any way we can get this labor process cranking?

So, what's up? Are we gonna do this?

So, what's your deal, Turtle?

So, yes, I am a tiny, tiny bit stressed, which is normal, no?

Some people say you have the same character traits.

Somebody who sc****d up loose change when insurance wouldn't pay his bill?

Someone named Melanie wants your cock.

Someone, apparently, because they're letting him hold my film hostage.

Something big. My first movie...

Sorry, Johnny. We're getting all this on tape.

Sorry, my phone's dead. You cannot imagine what I've been dealing with.

Sorry, Vince.

Sorry.

Sorry. It's not my business.

Still time to leave. I don't think she saw you yet.

Stop fucking looking at me. What are you looking at?

Stop looking at me.

Strange how?

Suddenly this little punk bitch version of Forrest Gump...

Tell him the truth.

Than who's gonna give you away at your big fat gay wedding.

Thank God, it's fucking amazing.

Thank God!

Thank you, Ari.

Thank you.

Thank you. Well, not thank you, but, I mean, I'm sorry.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That got strung up by his dick after giving up the game winning goal?

That guy's been dead 20 years.

That is not my problem, Lloyd.

That looked cold. Was that cold?

That was a joke, obviously.

That wasn't their only question.

That'll really make you wish for a good ole ass fucking.

That's a fight promo pic.

That's a good line.

That's cute.

That's fine. Truth is, I'd rather work with her than date her, anyway.

That's great. Now I'm excited.

That's just how I spun it to save myself the humiliation.

That's just who I am.

That's really interesting.

That's right, Matt.

That's right. With Sloan.

That's where we're headed if this movie tanks.

That's why I have succeeded, and that's why you will.

That's why they're movie stars.

That's why you wanted me to succeed you.

That's your favorite.

That's your job to figure out.

The 34 year old has 15 starring roles on his résumé, including James Cameron's Aquaman...

The bad news is the projector broke.

The challenge for me was I was the only human in that scene.

The editor just called.

The last judge said that he had the best cock and balls he'd ever seen.

The meds are still in me, baby. I'm not sure I can.

The next call you'll get is from my attorney.

The past behaviors that almost ended your marriage.

The point is she said not to call her anymore. So respect that and see if she calls you.

The poster needs to let toothless guys in Texas...

The reason why I wanted to talk to you today...

The story of Jekyll and Hyde...

The third guy, I threw over my shoulder, and he ran off.

The third guy... There wasn't really four.

The wife to have bigger tits, only sometimes.

Then get off because I was done, like, 20 minutes ago.

There's no way Travis could know about this.

There's supposed to be enough for 500.

They posted it as See Vincent Chase's Brother Spank It at Vincent Chase's Pool.

They wanna share the ride with their friends. It makes it feel more real for them.

Think of me as the Liam Neeson character...

Think the Texas money guy's in town.

Thinks he has the authority to weigh in on cutting my movie star director's brother...

Thirty million.

This could get ugly.

This guy's really gonna screw up $100 million movie...

This idiot's father owns half the fucking negative, and you know it.

This is a big night for Vince, so try not to ruin it.

This is like our third session since last night.

This is my son, Travis. He's gonna sit in with us, if you don't mind.

This is really weird, Eric.

This is the new world. We're all in it.

This is the third time that you've come to me for more money.

This is, like, embarrassing. Um...

This movie is what it is because of you...

This was pointless.

This whole thing is over a girl.

Though the sets are big.

Thoughts? You have notes?

Three years running, it got Best in Show.

Throw it, Russ!

To get you this job.

To help guide him through the treacherous waters of Hollywood.

To make my family proud.

To me, this is just another check.

Today we gather to celebrate one of life's greatest moments.

Too late.

Tow it. Actually, I'm in a good mood. Just spit on it.

Traditional? Fuck traditional.

Travis McCredle's here to see you.

Travis, here, got a real good eye for things like that.

Travis, Vinnie would like to thank you for all the support you've given him on his movie.

TRAVIS: Are you serious?

Truth is, they fired me.

Try him again and tell him it's an emergency regarding his son.

TURTLE: No wonder he has no time for business.

TURTLE: So that's a true story?

TURTLE: Uh...

Uh, hey, Emily, I gotta run into this meeting. I'll call you later?

Uh, just a little.

Uh, so listen, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the movie.

Uh, we need more money. Bye.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, yesterday.

Uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan, spinning pizza dough, right?

Uh...

Um, I have a copy of the movie. Vinnie Chase's unfinished cut.

Unbutton your pants.

Understand, this is really strange for me, because I really am a big fan of yours.

Unless she sells you out, how's he gonna find you anyway?

Vegas odds had your retirement lasting longer than my marriage.

Victory!

Vin, I'm serious. Not just because I love you. I love this movie.

Vince does. And why wouldn't he?

Vince doesn't wanna show the movie till it's perfect.

Vince doesn't wanna show you the movie with this crowd.

Vince will not come back from this, neither will I and neither will you.

Vince, this was supposed to be an intimate thing so we could get some feedback.

Vince, you take care of more people than Red Cross, huh?

VINCE: I appreciate it.

VINCE: Johnny, wanna drop me at editing?

VINCE: Listen, Ronda. Turtle's shy and he really likes you.

VINCE: Right. How's Sloan anyway?

VINCE: Well, I guess a sex tape worked for Paris and Kim.

Vince? Time to get this show on the road. I've put in some quality time alone with Emily.

Vince.

Vinnie, show us the fucking film!

Vinnie! Get in here. Come on, we need a group shot. Come here.

Wait outside.

Walk into rooms and fuck girls that civilians want.

WALSH: Molly. Anyone want molly? Molly.

Warren Buffett's gonna be blowing us for investment advice soon. You'll see.

We always thought you were so funny.

We could have a Mexican standoff, then.

We financed this film.

We got a real problem with this Travis guy, and I need my manager producer back now, okay?

We got a sex tape from a huge star...'s brother.

We haven't spoke in a little, but we did this morning...

We know it's not traditional.

We made a great movie that this idiot is trying to fuck up.

We minimize our risk.

We wanted to make sure there wasn't a Natalie Wood type situation.

We wanted to surround Vince with the best people in the business...

We were texting all night. And she sent me a sexy pic.

We'll get some feedback, then show you the cut.

We're having a friends and family screening tonight.

We're hungry.

We're looking at you, Johnny.

We're not together because you fucked my stepmother. Don't ever forget that.

We're on the red carpet live. This is where you want to be.

We're the only ones dumb enough to not realize you'd go over there.

We're thinking of honeymooning in Moscow or the Ukraine.

We're up against Tyler Perry, the new Hunger Games. We'll get slaughtered.

We've known each other for 15 years, you gotta trust me.

Well, all those comic book movies start to blend together after a while.

Well, good thing that I bet big against both.

Well, I don't think you know the whole story.

Well, I guess you could say I am pretty limber.

Well, I hope when he grows up, he's not a complete and utter fucking buffoon like mine.

Well, I wanna marry her, but you gotta start somewhere, right?

Well, I wasn't.

Well, I'm a little more creative than people give me credit for.

Well, I'm just being protective of my money. I'm like that.

Well, I'm looking forward to being able to explain why.

Well, if you wanna protect your investment, you need to care.

Well, it was still hot.

Well, it's not that big.

Well, it's the studio again.

Well, maybe he recognized me.

Well, my agent at the time, he wasn't too happy.

Well, my publicist called and said that Just Jared wants to know if we're dating.

Well, my wife thought I looked sexy.

Well, okay.

Well, speak, goddamn it.

Well, the press exaggerated. I just broke one guy's jaw and another guy's nose.

Well, what do you mean, he won't release any more money? Why not?

Well, you better deal fast because we can't finish the movie without money.

Well, you can't. Can you?

Well, you don't believe in God, so...

Went to sleep, and when I woke up she was gone.

What about the name Ryan?

What are they doing in Lamaze class?

What are we doing in Lamaze class?

What can you do?

What could I possibly have done to this guy?

What did I tell you when I gave you $100 million?

What do you do, Pilates?

What do you mean?

What fucking girl, Gold?

What I heard is he treated my son like a horse's ass...

What kind of a sick, narcissistic fuck are you?

What should I, uh, tell him?

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you looking at?

What the fuck you making over here?

What the fuck?

What the Real Housewives of Milan were saying, she begged to go.

What was it you said again?

What you did here, though...

What, am I on CNBC, Turtle?

What, are you praying?

What, Turtle, what? Will you please stop calling? I can't talk right now.

What?

What?

What?

What'd he say?

What'd I tell you, Turtle? You visualize success, you get it.

What'd you spend the money on? I know it wasn't on Turtle and Craft Services.

What'd you think?

What'd you think?

What's happening? You get a chance to look at Vinnie Chase's masterpiece?

What's the matter? Your girlfriend lock you out of the editing room?

What's the running time on this?

What's with the stunned face? Please don't tell me the baby looks like E.

Whatever you wanna call them.

When am I gonna see it?

When am I gonna see this movie?

When it gets dark. Why?

Whenever you're ready, Sarah will read with you.

Where he was raised by a single mother, surrounded by a group of loyal friends.

Where is this meeting?

Whether that's pig's ears we're selling for dogs to chew...

Which he is, but that's not really the point.

Which I can't imagine being the case, so, what's up?

Which is interesting because I heard the purpose of this meeting was to fire me.

Which is the most important investment I have ever made.

Which is why I need E to tell him that he can't see it until after the screening.

Which is why I told my father we should bite the bullet...

Which just made me angry and just made my wife sore.

Which you know is more than the 10 million over budget we are.

Who are you?

Who became Vince's driver.

Who can hopefully calm me down.

Who is insane enough to park in my spot, Allen?

Who runs around and uses as many girls as he can.

Who snort meth and possibly fuck their sisters...

Who throws a party when his wife leaves him on their honeymoon?

Who told you where I was staying?

Who's he calling an entourage?

Who's more interested in Instagramming my ass. Hashtag Jessica Alba's ass.

Who's talking about love? I'm talking about sex.

Whose ever. This is gonna be a great fucking screening.

Why didn't you just tell him it wasn't true?

Why does Chad Lowe keep staring at you?

Why don't we keep the focus off work?

Why don't you say you're sorry for being another typical L.A. douchebag?

Why not? You've been here for everything else but the conception.

Why the **** would I live at my baby brother's house?

Why would I tell you?

Why, because of this or because no one'll let you?

Will you shut up and put that shit down?

With a movie, there are so many parts that have to come together.

With my ex assistants. Unless I need something...

With your movie star guy in charge, I'm damn curious.

WOMAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: You are the master of your universe...

WOMAN 1: Johnny! Look over here!

WOMAN: You're next.

Work is not supposed to make you this angry anymore, Ari.

Wow, I wasn't even 100 percent sure I was right.

Wow, what a space.

Wow.

Yeah, and you're a mope, E, which we can't have.

Yeah, he drove, he parked, he waited.

Yeah, hey, Mom.

Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.

Yeah, I resigned.

Yeah, I think that bigger issue thing makes sense.

Yeah, it's comfy, huh?

Yeah, maybe his DVD player broke.

Yeah, me, too, bro.

Yeah, she must be a pig.

Yeah, well, fix it, Ari.

Yeah, you like it?

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Call me.

Yeah. Something wrong with that?

Yeah. The pizza place.

Yes, goddamn it. Wait outside.

Yes, this movie will be an Oscar contender...

Yes.

Yes. How do you know?

Yes. Well, you know what, I tried your father. Waiting to hear back.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Uh, hold all my calls, Allen.

Yet, somehow this sort of weird collection of people, it worked.

Yo, E, what the fuck? I've been calling you for two hours.

Yo, Vinnie Chase. The DJ from hell.

Yo! Stop following me, motherfucker!

Yo. Guess who's got the strongest bones in the Assante family?

You beat up four guys for getting loud at a movie?

You better.

You came to Hollywood first?

You can fuck it later. You speak.

You can't see it clearly because he's your brother.

You could blow me through it if it sucks. Ease the pain?

You could've shot around me!

You don't feel that is true, Ari?

You don't have anyone who can come in and say:

You don't need to call me a loser, bro.

You don't want everybody around town thinking that this is how you treat your filmmakers.

You even might wanna put me in Iron Man 3.

You fucked me on Swingers. You're always fucking me.

You got a problem?

You gotta see our Wednesday parties.

You guys are being crazy.

You guys know Reggie from Jordan, right? You want some shoes?

You guys were stopped.

You had no problem with Vince at the party.

You have a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Johnny Chase...

You haven't returned any of my calls.

You invest in people, Ari, not product.

You just said you're always right.

You know how many I've seen?

You know that I didn't come back for the money. I came back to leave a legacy.

You know what I'm talking about, right, Drama?

You know what, I don't know you.

You know what? Give Travis and Ari DVDs to take home.

You know, fuck these guys.

You know, I know people have looked at me as a joke for the past 20 years.

You know, I think we're better off if we don't question each other.

You know, in the last four years...

You know, my wife has a $12,000 Chihuahua.

You know, we're almost 35.

You know, we've met before.

You mean like Turtle and Ronda?

You mean to tell me that you didn't sit outside her house...

You need to call him because I'm walking into Lamaze class.

You okay?

You people do what you do, but, uh, if anybody wants to see more of my money...

You probably get the idea that Vincent Chase and Hyde are gonna have a huge night.

You really won't tell him? I told him about the money.

You said you were a Virgo?

You see it with pro athletes. You see it with movie stars.

You selling coke these days?

You serious? My boys will break down the fucking door right now.

You should go before I feel like hitting something.

You should have a fitness app and, like, your own clothing line.

You should know this, Travis, that's what movie stars are supposed to do.

You should see my father's office.

You should've punched him right in the fucking face.

You stay the fuck out of it.

You tell him to get his ass down to my office.

You think I'm gonna abandon ship now?

You think this is funny?

You tired yet, Turtle?

You told me when I took this job that I wouldn't have to answer to McCredle.

You won!

You're a good guy, Bill.

You're doing fine, Lloyd.

You're fucking something tonight. For baby bro, if not for yourself.

You're funny, but did you tell Vince? Because he's on his way to editing.

You're gonna let everyone see it but me.

You're good peoples, Vin.

You're in four fucking scenes and you expect me to get you a magazine cover?

You're kidding. How much this fucking guy make?

You're like an NBA player, E.

You're making bigoted assumptions now, baby.

You're moping, E. You need to get on top of something fast so you stop.

You're my Mentos man, Vinnie.

You're putting me in an awkward position here, Vince...

You're really good in this movie. Tell him, guys.

You're really nervous, huh?

You're Vinnie Chase's brother?

You're worth more to the universe than I am.

You've been on the job nearly eight months, and you hadn't paid us a visit yet.

Your neck is on the line, and so is Chase's. You've gotta be worried.

... I don't video chat with men? You know how comforting your face is to me.

...and actor, Johnny Chase. Victory!

...and actor, Johnny Chase. Victory!

...and you're gonna fucking pay for this! JEN: Johnny, I'm so sorry.

...are keys to success. Om.

...because of a personal problem? That's what Ari says.

...because you've been banged more times... Ari.

...but it feels sick, Terrence. You can quote me on that.

...but what do I do? Take a breath. You don't even know it's yours.

...for fear will conquer you. Om.

...if I would see you at Vince's screening. You were invited?

...if you don't greenlight my movie. Done.

...is that you get to tell your friends about it. Turtle, I think we define fun differently.

...of my cousin's baby. Great.

...since you canceled the screening. Oh, Jesus.

...so I'm gonna sit for one minute. Okay.

...to be put in the hands of a first timer. Shut up.

...to make sure he was covered. MORGAN: That's Hyde producer Eric Murphy...

...turned it into all of this. DRAMA: Yeah.

...you let me take you on a date. Last 60 and I'll let you fuck me.

3? How many of those are you gonna do? Shit, I'll do 20 if I can.

After nine days? Sometimes you just know.

All right. I gotta find E. Fuck E.

ALL: Oh! TURTLE: Aagh!

An old, broken down male ballerina. Good part?

And give me a life. I hope she was worth it.

And I guess that's why we're not together. No.

And I have both. How do you do it, E?

And it works? ARI: It works, Dana.

And she agrees? She said it first.

And you don't have herpes. No.

And you were right. I'm that good, Piers.

Any word from Ari? Radio silence.

Apparently the kid showed up with notes. Jesus.

Ari, I feel awful. This is all because of me. No, it's because of me.

Ari, I have people here. I don't mind.

Ari, listen... I was talking to Vince, Eric.

ARI: Dumbest idea I've heard. VINCE: I don't know. Is it?

ARI: Hey, Kelsey. Ari. Melissa.

ARI: Hm. But this one, I gotta tell you...

ARI: Mm mm. LARSEN: Not a goddamn one.

Ari! Will you give me away? Bye.

Ari? I gotta go, Dana.

Ari?! Listen, Lloyd, I love you.

Ari. Just one pic.

Ask Vince. See what he thinks. What's that?

Bad time? No, but you can't text me shit like that.

Because I'm not. Well, we think you are.

But do you love it? I love it.

But I don't even drink. Really?

But I got my own problems right now. Don't fuck girls with boyfriends, you wouldn't.

But I'm... What are you doing?

But Sloan was looking at my phone. Oh.

But that Ari just wouldn't let me be heard. Probably being protective. He's like that.

But you still want more. Just a little bit.

Called him 10 times. He won't pick up. Try him again, please?

Can he do that? Ari.

Can I come in? No.

Come on, dude. Are you serious? I'll talk to Marketing. We'll get on it.

Come on. Who's the girl? ERIC: Her name's Melanie.

Congrats on everything. So how does it feel? Yeah, I don't wanna speak for baby bro...

Congratulations! Thank you very much.

Could we have lunch this week? I don't typically have lunch...

Could you please not make fun of me? Ever?

Dad, he's so full of shit. What'd I say?

DANA: You've seen it? Oh, yes.

Definitely. MAN: Vincent Chase!

Did he get you pregnant also? Not that I know of.

Did you do an episode? No, I got cast in the pilot.

Did you go to school for dance? Oh, my God.

Didn't know where else to put it. That's okay.

Do you know why he's not coming? I don't care.

Do you mind if I sit for a minute? You know, actually, I have a meeting right now.

Do you remember me? Oh, yeah.

Do you think I'm bluffing? Tap out!

Do you want a boot up your ass? No.

Do you want a boot up your ass? No.

Does he even know how to direct? Ari?

Don't answer that. Well, it must be important.

Don't tap out! Ronda, I don't quit.

Don't they shoot guys like you over there? That's Uganda.

DRAMA: Should at least show him my scenes. It's not ready yet...

DRAMA: Yeah, seriously, bro. Fuck Ari. Yeah, fuck him.

Drama. Yeah.

Dude, what's this May 4th release date? I don't have any time for this.

Emily Ratajkowski. DRAMA: I love her.

Eric manages Vinnie. TRAVIS: Oh.

Eric Murphy. Travis McCredle. Nice to meet you, Travis.

ERIC: Are you serious? DRAMA: You're yellow, bro.

ERIC: Oh, boy. E, have some water.

ERIC: Well, Vince still hasn't finished his cut. ARI: You've been saying that for a month.

ERIC: Why? You look parched. Almost sickly.

Eric! Yeah, uh, listen...

Euripides. Euripides. Uh...

Even in this lawless town. My father wants to shoot you.

Everyone in this town has an angle. I don't. I really, really don't.

Ew. Don't get nasty with me, bitch.

Ex assistant. He's like a daughter to me. You didn't even ask me.

Five hundred? And Ronda.

For a boy or a girl? Either.

For one year. And this is your idea of grooming?

For some visual effects it needs. I don't care about visual effects.

Fuck him. No, seriously. Fuck him.

Fuck you. We know you will.

Get up there! Go!

Get up! You won!

Give me something I can use in the office. I can hear you. You're disgusting.

Ha. Fuck you doing?

Have you been unable to maintain an erection? I didn't say that. Did I say that?

Have you heard back from Dana? She's still in that meeting.

Have you seen anything I've done? Not in complete.

Have you seen him in anything? Um, I, uh...

Have you seen the movie Taken? Yes.

Have you tried John Ellis again? Yes. Apparently he's in the same meeting.

He didn't call me today. You probably should've called today, E.

He didn't respond. He had some crazy things happen yesterday.

He wants us to go out front. Why?

He's an artist. I'd like to respect that. Okay...

He's got a better chance of fucking me. Or me.

He's not good. VINCE: Well...

He's right. Maybe we should save it till later. No, I think we should talk about this now.

He's seen it? He's seen a couple of scenes.

Hello? Please tell me you're not still sleeping.

Hello? RANDY [OVER PHONE]: Guess what?

Hello? When exactly is this screening of yours?

Hello. MELANIE [OVER PHONE]: It's Melanie.

her boyfriend posted it to Revenge Girlfriends. ANNOUNCER: And cut to the Chase!

Hey, Richard. I didn't know you were doing this. Yeah.

Hey, Thierry. HENRY: Hey.

Hey, Vince. VINCE: Hey, Emily. How are you?

Hey, Vince. It's Piers Morgan here. Hey, Piers.

Hey. ERIC: Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. MELANIE [OVER PHONE]: Hey.

Hey. Your friends are here.

Hi. How are you? Good. Funny running into you here.

Hold on. Do you have time for lunch today?

Hold on. Vince... I can watch that with Emily.

Holy shit. ERIC: What?

How are you? You're sitting in on this too?

How bad is it? Ari, it's...

How much time? Ten seconds!

How much time? Three seconds!

How you feeling? Big.

How? Don't worry, Carrot Bottom.

How? Take a piss test.

How's Sloan? She's over it.

Huh? Yeah, it just came up on the screen.

Huh. Well, you missed a pretty good run. Heh.

I bully everything through. See it any way you like.

I can see that now. Sorry.

I can't believe this. Believe what?

I could really hurt you. I last 30 seconds...

I didn't know what to say. He didn't know what to say.

I didn't need it. The board disagreed.

I didn't think I'd hear from you. Eric, this isn't a social call.

I didn't think they were working. I did.

I didn't want you to have the wrong idea. What was the right idea?

I didn't want you to have the wrong idea. What was the right idea?

I do the Santa Monica steps. Sick, bro. Sick.

I do too. I don't know what he's talking about.

I don't do angry drugs anymore, Drama. Give me two.

I don't usually worry, either. What are you worried about?

I got an idea. Oh, yeah? What is it?

I got the Hamster here. He's crazy. I'm crazy.

I gotta go. Wait!

I heard that. Mm.

I know that. You think I'd have a Super Bowl ring...

I saw it last night, Larsen. ARI: Really?

I think you wanna go younger. If I recall, you're five years older.

I thought this was gonna be a fluff piece, Piers. No.

I thought you said his opinion didn't matter. It doesn't, and I'm dealing with it.

I thought you'd like it. 300 gay men running around in our yard?

I told them to lick my balls. I don't take charity. You're gonna let them keep $30 million?

I told you guys you didn't have to come. We were in Paris anyway.

I told you to turn that off. I thought I did. Ahem.

I want it to be perfect when I show it to you. I can't just write you a check.

I want you to meet my fiancé Greg. No, Lloyd. No.

I was gonna call you to talk about it. I don't wanna talk.

I was the trailblazer. And then Vince followed?

I wasn't ignoring you. He wasn't ignoring you.

I would've banged her. Yeah, me too.

I'll call him tomorrow. You said that yesterday.

I'll let you beat me up for a round. Let me?

I'll put up the money. I'll split it.

I'm calling this off. That never gets old.

I'm dealing with Ari on this, Vince. On what? Come on!

I'm excited for therapy. Don't be. It's a waste of fucking money.

I'm getting married! Oh, God.

I'm gonna start now. You wanna join me? You said I couldn't.

I'm not cutting out Johnny. No, you're not.

I'm not really that clean. What do you mean?

I'm sure there's an app for that. Listen, Ari...

I'm telling you, she left with him. I don't care. No way.

I'm the producer of the movie. And my manager.

I'm trying to act here. RICHARD: Ha ha ha.

I've been seeing her a few weeks. A few weeks?

If this is about Emily, no comment. I've got no interest in your sex life.

Is it hot in here? No, I'm good.

Is that the other one? TURTLE: I don't know. I guess.

Is that what people are saying? This is a big undertaking.

Is there any way I can call you later? We had sex last night...

Is Vince there? Not yet.

Isn't it the producer's job to tell Ari that? Seriously, E.

It starts shooting next month. VINCE: I know.

It's about Vinnie and the boys. VINCE: Ha ha.

It's Ari Gold again. Mr. Gold, I have told you 20 times already...

It's gonna change his life. Thanks, bro.

It's good, right, baby? MELISSA: Yes, Ari.

It's not ready. LARSEN: Well, get it ready.

It's not ready. When will it be?

It's not the shortest marriage in Hollywood. No. Britney Spears. Two days. I looked it up.

Jerk off. We thought you were alone! I was.

Jesus, Turtle! TURTLE: Sorry!

Jimmy Chase is next. DRAMA: Hey.

Jimmy? No?

John Ellis is on the lot? ALLEN: Yeah.

Johnny Chase? DRAMA: Yeah.

Johnny? That's fucked up, Vince.

Johnny? That's fucked up, Vince.

Just keep going. What?

Just open the door! WAHLBERG: Yo, Vinnie, what's up?

Just open the door! WAHLBERG: Yo, Vinnie, what's up?

Just see yourself out, Turtle. Look, Ronda, come on.

Just tell me, does it suck? No. It doesn't.

L'chaim. L'chaim, bitches!

Larsen, my director... Your movie star?

Let me call 911, have an ambulance come. No, no, no. Don't do that.

Let's go. Aah!

Like miniature Irish twins. You guys are funny...

Like the new svelte frame? You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.

Like what? Like what will you be wearing?

Look at this! I guess he didn't hate the movie.

MAN: Jen! JEN: Oh!

Maybe it'll do good for Johnny. Vin, a girl playing with herself is one thing.

Maybe it's a TV show. Yeah.

Maybe. That is E.

MELANIE: You're amazing. You're doing all the work.

MELISSA: Hi. You okay?

MELISSA: Tell her what you did today. What does that have to do with anything?

MELISSA: That was our agreement. Yes. I know.

Name? Ryan.

No PEDs. I'm all natural. Prove it.

No way. Why not?

No, I can't. I got the doctor. Oh.

No, I haven't... What...?

No, I know. Jess, we're going... What the fuck?

No, no, we're good, Mark. Gotcha.

No, no. It's not like that. You should go.

No, what did he have? A girl. Laurie.

No? No, it's no masterpiece.

No? No.

No. I think that would be best.

No. Really?

No. Johnny. Oh. That's my fault.

Not from these eyes' perspective. Well...

Not to pile on... What?

Nothing. You didn't come to bed.

Oh, believe me, I thought about it. Maybe we are too close to it. Maybe I do suck.

Oh, God! Please don't make a gay joke.

Oh, God. DRAMA: That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, my God! What?

Oh, no. We're just friends. TRAVIS: Oh.

Oh, no. We're just friends. TRAVIS: Oh.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Mm.

Oh. I, obviously, didn't like the movie...

Oh. Is this your girlfriend?

Oh. Hey, Vince. Hi.

Oh... I sent you a picture.

Okay, Shauna. Have you heard from him? No. Why, is he missing?

On your mom. Yeah, on my mom.

One vagina closes just as another opens. You're disgusting.

Over here, Johnny! What the fuck you looking at?

Paula. Yeah, of course.

Pharrell! Pharrell? What the fuck is Pharrell?

Piers Morgan? Why is Piers Morgan calling you?

Please? You are relentless.

Pussy. Speaking of which...

Put some clothes on! You're not supposed to be here!

Randy! You're supposed to be in Chatsworth. Who the fuck is this loser?

Really? VINCE: Yeah, and he's in my movie.

Really? Yeah.

Really? I'm gonna try to. Yeah.

Really. Since when? Since after the screening.

Relax, John. Your heart. I don't have a heart problem.

Right, but you are way over budget. Where'd you hear that?

Ronda finally answered my text. What'd she say?

Sarah, keep going with the... Would you describe yourself as flexible?

Say it again, honey. I love it!

She gets headaches. Ari!

She never mentioned she had a boyfriend. I wouldn't worry about it.

She the one that got pregnant? I can't keep up with this guy.

She's got a lot of anger towards me. Maybe you should save this for later.

Should I abandon this? Do you really think you had a connection?

Should I tell them you're coming? Nope!

Should we do something? Yeah.

Shut your ovaries up. TINY: So it's my fault.

SLOAN: Would you stop? ERIC: I just didn't know you were dating.

So I'm free in the clear to go for that? Uh, yeah.

So I'm free in the clear to go for that? Uh, yeah.

So should we go out tonight? Definitely.

So that's it? No. I will handle this, as usual.

So you're not really pregnant. No.

So, what happened? Just wasn't working.

Something wrong? No, it's all good.

Sorry I'm late. No, you're not late. You're on time, as always.

Sorry. TURTLE: No, don't be.

Speaking of, you were in my dream last night. I hope I wasn't naked.

Sure. Well, 4 would be next. Iron Man 4.

Swear. I swear to you, it's done.

Swear. It's done.

Take pictures. What, did you bring a date?

Talk about what? Ugh.

Tell him it doesn't suck. It doesn't suck.

Thank you, Turtle. All right. So, what now?

Thanks. Okay. And I'll be in there. Okay.

That was awkward. He's a lot bigger than I thought.

That was my pool? Mine.

That was really something, wasn't it? Yeah, well...

The chairman of the studio? I know who he is.

The Lone Ranger? I thought they broke up.

The movie will be great. I'm not worried about that.

The only thing he'll do is scream at me. Oh, fine. I'll tell him.

Then say it again. I love it, Ari.

These girls here are crazy. I'm never touching another one again.

They are powerful. Yeah, a few in particular.

They're doing another rewrite. I read it. She's right. It sucks. Let's get out of it.

Think he drives a yellow Lamborghini? I know it. He had it on the lot. Why?

Think he heard us? What'd he say?

Think we had a connection. DRAMA: Please.

This guy snuck into another relationship. It's not. I'm just having fun.

This is a fucked up town. Yeah.

This is some bullshit. Hey, Tip. How you doing, man?

This one is going to make... Ari, I put my reputation on the line...

Told you he'd yell at me. Yeah, but he's yelling about me.

Too focused on my career. Oh.

Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski? No, but I feel like we know each other.

Travis. Thanks for making the time. No, thank you for coming to me.

TURTLE: Pfft. You know what, bro?

Two girls in 24 hours? Well, not by design.

Uh, sorry about your car. It's all good.

Uh... Last night you said you didn't have one.

VINCE: I know her. ERIC: Why wouldn't you?

VINCE: Thank you. I'm strapped, bro.

VINCE: Wow. TURTLE: Holy shit.

Vincent Chase's great in this movie. Bullshit.

Vinnie Chase. VINCE [OVER PHONE]: Ari Gold!

Vinnie. VINCE: Good news and bad news.

Vinnie. WAHLBERG: What's up, Ari?

Wait till you see the girls I got lined up tonight. I told you I was handling the girls.

We all knew when you were saying, I do. I know. I made a mistake.

We are face to face, Yoko. In three dimensions.

We got a baby girl! You're kidding.

We have? Yeah. West Wing.

We understand that. I'm sorry.

We? We used to live together, Eric.

We'll be right back. Right back.

We're a year into this thing. Seriously, Vin. This will set up our next 20.

We're beginning to feel unloved. ARI: Heh heh.

We're just gonna come by the office. You free? For what? What's wrong?

Well, I can't wait to see it. ARI: I can't either.

Well, if you aren't... I am!

Well, you look great. Thanks.

Well... Are you kidding me?

Were you okay with this? No, I was not okay with it. I hated it.

What are you doing? Nothing.

What did everybody else think? Heh.

What did you tell them? That it was great.

What do I do? What do I do? Something!

What do you have, like herpes or something? Can you shut the fuck up?

What do you need? I was wondering...

What happened? I don't know what you're talking about, Ari.

What kind of shit studio you running here? Mark, hey. Calm down.

What meeting? Laura didn't know.

What the fuck is going on? I am dealing with it.

What the hell did you do to John Ellis? It's all good.

What? About the wedding, Ari.

What? DANA [OVER PHONE]: Did you show a cut...

What? I think someone's fucking in there.

What? I'm sorry. Nothing.

What? What's on your screen?

What's he doing here? This is bad. When you see it, you won't think so.

What's it say? You're not gonna believe it.

What's up, Armie? What's up?

What's up, Sai? Amazing rapper right here.

What've you been in? Everything.

Where'd you find the hotties? It's Ibiza. They found me.

Where'd you hear that? I heard it up here, John.

Where's Dana? Meeting.

Where's the fucking meeting? John's house in Santa Barbara.

Who does? And I'm thinking, What did I do?

Why? Uh, no, it's nothing.

Why's he gotta say that? I know. He should've said quarter.

Why's she looking at your phone? I was showing her a picture...

With what? I'm grasping at straws here, Ari.

With who? ERIC: You don't know her.

WOMAN 2: Mr. Chase! MAN: Vince!

WOMAN: Sloan? Coming.

WOMAN: Vince. Yo. Come in.

Wonder what the girl he's with thinks about it. They're not together.

Wow, that's, uh... Classy.

Yeah, Dad. I know. I know.

Yeah, I did. I gave Ari a whole list. Maybe you could be more specific.

Yeah, I disagree. It's probably because you're too close to it.

Yeah, I want to take you out. So then why this talk about us doing business?

Yeah, or if she wants it. Well, she wants something.

Yeah, right. Shut up.

Yeah, seriously. Ari, come on, speak! Tell him the truth. Don't be shy.

Yeah, she must really think I'm a whore. No, she doesn't.

Yeah, sure, bro. What the fuck are you doing?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. RICHARD: Wow.

Yeah. Then go.

Yeah. I'm having a great hair day. I can't. I have plans.

Yeah. Oh. I love twins.

Yeah. Your bad. You totally got in my head. Why don't you just call her and apologize?

Yes. Hundred million plus, with P&A.

Yo, what's up, Mark? I'm doing some looping for Ted 3.

Yo, what's up, Mark? I'm doing some looping for Ted 3.

Yo, yo. Good morning, bro.

You agreed to not go over. ERIC: We told you it wasn't enough.

You causing trouble over pussy again? Dad, this is our money.

You gonna coach my son's team? I don't have time for that shit.

You got a girl there, E? What do you want, Ari?

You guys don't have to wait. We know. We will anyway.

You have the... Dana has this covered.

You haven't been with anyone else. Like you'd know.

You know how much of the studio I own? The whole thing.

You know that I was dating Emily, right? Emily? I thought you guys broke up.

You know what they do to **** in Texas? I didn't take an acting fee...

You like it? Yes.

You look nothing like him. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Not even a little.

You might need to go to the doctor too. MELANIE: What?

You need to calm down. Don't tell me to calm down.

You need to shut the fuck up. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up.

You never get nervous before a photo shoot? No, I know what I look like.

You okay? Yeah, I'm okay.

You said if I wanted to apologize... What is there to apologize about?

You said you have a son, Gold? I do. He's 12.

You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs? Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it.

You should be drinking my tequila anyway. Real men drink whiskey, Turtle.

You think I should start a vodka company? I think you'd kill it.

You were right. This is too weird. Could we talk about this at the screening?

You won't do it! It isn't worth it, Turtle.

You wouldn't lie to me, would you? No.

You're a daddy! Come here. Congrats.

You're not related to him, are you? Who is that?

You're the closest thing I have to a father now. Lloyd! I can't deal with this.

You're upset. Upset?

...a modern day retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic, Jekyll and Hyde.

...and decided he was equipped...

...when Chase helped him gain access to billionaire Mark Cuban.

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[WHISPERING] He's Vinnie Chase's brother.

[WHISPERING] Hey. How are you?

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