James Bond: You Only Live Twice (1967) Edit

A Dom PÈrignon '59, Mr Fisher.

A new update

A ship and a strip of land. It could be anywhere.

A toy helicopter?

About the missile being fired from this country is right.

About the rocket not landing in Russia, where did it land?

Actually, I'm a spy.

Aerial mines. Now remember,

Ah, welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?

Air ducts opened.

Aki!

Aki.

Alert all stations and track him closely.

All air ducts to normal.

All crews to stations.

All over the island.

All recent movements and present whereabouts.

All right?

All units stand by for codeword. Codeword is imminent.

All units will return to first alert.

All units worldwide will remain at readiness

Allow me to introduce myself.

Ama. Diving girls.

American target vehicle is now in orbit.

Amongst certain other things.

An unidentified object is closing on you fast from astern.

An unidentified object is on our scope.

An unknown Englishman was in your office the other day.

And delivery dates for you as soon as possible.

And did she?

And don't ask me who's doing it either.

And his identity is the most closely guarded secret in Japan.

And how do you like our country so far?

And I'm just beginning to know my way about.

And that one, early this morning.

And third, to give you extra special cover,

And we shall all be changed.

And when her boat floated out again,

And who do you suggest?

And why were you snooping around the docks?

And...

Another five minutes, I'd have found out.

Appears to be coming up fast,

Approaching Mongolia.

Are the Japanese equipped to launch such a rocket?

Are you receiving me? Come in, please. Over.

Area now clear.

Area safe to enter.

Armed guards to control room.

Arrange usual reception, please.

As a matter of fact, our man in Hong Kong is working on it now.

As you see, I am about to inaugurate a little war.

Astronauts have two minutes.

Astronauts ready on Bird. All systems are go.

Astronauts to dressing rooms.

Astronauts to dressing rooms.

Astronauts to launching pad.

Astronauts to launching pad.

At the last trump.

At your service.

Attention, attention.

Aye aye, sir.

Base calling Bird 1.

Be careful, Bond san!

Because if they were discovered, they could deny responsibility.

Because... well, that's when they'll try and get at you.

Before the real shooting starts.

Bird 1 now in readiness.

Bird 1 to base. Separation complete.

Bird 1 to liftoff position.

Blow them up as soon as they have captured the Americans. Here is the key

Bon appÈtit.

Bond is alive.

But for the moment, these will interest you. Rocket guns.

But I have a fairly shrewd idea that a major foreign power is behind it all.

But I refuse to go entirely Japanese.

But I refuse to go entirely Japanese.

But it's also the technical name for liquid oxygen.

But she defended her honour with great success.

But the PM wants us to play it with everything we've got.

But they'll never find us.

But they'll never let you stay.

But tonight, consider my house yours.

But unfortunately... we had to cut it short.

But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these.

But we must keep up appearances! We're on our honeymoon.

By the way, how was the girl?

Calling Bird 1.

Calling Cape Com. Cape Com?

Can do anything. Just your type.

Can you arrange an appointment with him tomorrow?

Can you confirm 02 pressure is within limit?

Can you give a go for fourth orbit?

Can you give me a bearing?

Can you identify that coastline?

Can you see it?

Cape Com to Hawaii, this is flight control, come in.

Cape Com to Jupiter 16. On my mark it will be four plus three seven.

Cape Com, this is Chris.

Cape Com, this is Chris.

Chasing girls will be the end of you, Bond san, I have told you before.

Check motor vessel Ning Po. Full details.

Check secondary guidance.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.

Cine camera.

Clear the area.

Clear the area.

Clear the area. Clear the area.

Close crater!

Close the shutters.

Closing crater.

Closing fast on our vehicle. Orbit identical.

Codeword is not I say again, not imminent.

Come in, 294.

Come on.

Concentrate your intelligence forces?

Condensation: Ice cold. Liquid oxygen.

Connect igniter cable.

Connect igniter cable.

Correct, Number One.

Could be.

Crater guns, fire.

Crater guns, open fire.

Crater opening.

Crews, stand by on gantry.

Crews, stand by on gantry.

Darling, I give you very best duck.

Deposited in our account in Buenos Aires.

Did you notice the sulphur on the walls?

Did you volunteer for astronaut training?

Do you have any commandos here?

Do you like Japanese sake, or would you prefer vodka martini?

Do you live here alone?

Do you read me? You're breaking up.

Does it looks like a close pass?

Don't get the soap in my eye, will you?

Don't worry, I get it.

Down the tunnel!

Dozo.

Effective range, kilometres 800.

Emergency crews to stations.

Emergency services to stand by.

Enjoy yourself.

Enlarge!

Especially if some private organisation's doing the work.

Especially when it's served at the correct temperature.

Evacuate the control!

Everything is so normal around here.

Everything looks OK.

Everything?

Eyepieces to Hera.

Fire guards to station.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire.

Flame guns. Two of 'em. Firing astern.

For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated.

For the trumpet shall sound and the dead shall be raised incorruptible,

For wishing to destroy American spacecraft?

Four big shots made improper advances,

Four hours 36 minutes into the mission.

Freeze!

From astern.

Gas. Get over the side.

Get down!

Get in, quick!

Get into their uniforms.

Get out of here. Contact Tanaka.

Gimbal the engines. Pressurised tanks open.

Give me cover till I get to the staircase.

Give you more elbow room. You'll need it, too.

Given time, yes.

Go and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy.

Go now.

Go to Tanaka. Tell him to come with every man he's got.

Good choice.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good for Tiger.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye, Mr Bond.

Goodbye, Mr Fisher.

Guards to stations.

Hans, our job will soon be done.

Hans!

Hawaii to Jupiter 16, Hawaii to Jupiter 16.

Hawaii to Jupiter 16.

Hawaii to Jupiter 16.

Hawaii to Jupiter 16.

Hawaii to Jupiter 16. Are you receiving?

Hawaii, roger.

Hawaii, we expect to start EVA over your station on this pass.

Hawaii, we have nothing here. Hold while we check the space track.

He didn't chase her. He did it so I could get away.

He didn't say.

He died rather suddenly, poor chap.

He fell into a pulveriser at the works.

He gained great face with the company.

He manoeuvring unit works this time.

He wouldn't touch that horrible girl.

He'd have wanted it this way.

He'll deny emphatically we were involved.

He's head of the Japanese secret service.

Heliport to position.

Heliport to standby position.

Heliport to takeoff position.

Hello, Base One.

Hello, Base One. There's nothing here but volcanoes.

Hello, Houston.

Her Majesty's Government is not convinced

His closest friends are permitted to call him that.

His is Jupiter 16.

Houston to Washington.

Houston to Washington. We followed him for one orbit, now he's off the screen.

Houston, this is Hawaii.

How long have you worked for Henderson?

How shocking.

Hubcap open.

I always take a glass in the morning.

I am a trifle disappointed at the ease with which I could pull you in.

I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

I am so very pleased to meet you, Bond san. I really am.

I believe you wanted to ask me some questions.

I don't know how or where.

I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him.

I have a car nearby.

I have decided to ask for a little money in advance.

I have much curiosity, Bond san.

I have much, much better.

I hereby give notice that in 20 days

I hope you are not taking any risks yourself, Mr Fisher.

I hope you won't force me to use it.

I imagine that your Mr M in London has a similar arrangement.

I know one or two who might get round to it.

I like ships. And I used to be a sailor.

I lost that in Singapore in '42.

I love you.

I make a base on the Ama island.

I may send for you later.

I might just retire to here.

I must congratulate you, gentlemen, upon your superb equipment.

I myself have lived here for...

I repeat, closing fast on our vehicle.

I repeat, the enemy has blown up.

I repeat, the front is opening up!

I shall be in my apartment.

I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr Bond.

I shall sleep over there.

I suppose you know that industrial secrets are big business?

I suppose you know what it is about you that fascinates them.

I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

I think it's about hotel time.

I think you are taking one now.

I used it to get out. It makes things a lot easier.

I want the sum of 100 million dollars, in gold bullion,

I want to take a fast look at the island now.

I won't need these.

I... I...

I... love you.

I... love... you.

I'd like that negative enlarged.

I'd like you to examine these as soon as possible.

I'll contact you when I get over the island.

I'll have my sales manager get the quotations

I'll settle for this little old lady here.

I'm afraid I have another appointment tonight, Mr Fisher.

I'm awfully sorry to leave you... but I have to get off.

I'm glad we got that out of the way.

I'm heading south for Highway Two.

I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips.

I'm not leaving you.

I'm out.

I'm over the island and the fishing village. Nothing to report.

I'm taking you to a place of safety.

I'm...

I've got you now.

If Henderson's theory is right,

If I'm going to be forced to watch television, may I smoke?

If our Singapore tracking station is correct

If you're Tanaka, how do you feel about me?

Ignition.

Ignition.

Impossible. Too well defended.

Impregnable?

In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye,

In Japan, men always come first. Women come second.

In my position, it would be most unwise.

In our country, we say cosmonaut. Yes, both of us...

In you go... sir.

Including all of my possessions, naturally.

Including all of my possessions, naturally.

Instant Japanese. You may need it.

Interception takes place in eight minutes. Nothing can prevent that.

Interception will occur in six minutes.

Interception will take place in two hours' time.

Is that deep?

Is this the only room there is?

It is an island called Matsu, on the direct route between Kobe and Shanghai.

It never has been. Not in my lifetime.

It says, 'Photograph taken by female American tourist from coastal vessel.'

It was a very dark night. Impossible to see her all the time.

It was once an underground outlet for the volcanic lava.

It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr Bond.

It's blown up! He enemy!

It's going down! Into the volcano!

It's hard work.

It's lucky we're getting out of here.

It's metal!

It's not Japan either.

It's not Russia, old boy, I'm sure of that.

It's straight across.

It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men have beautiful bare skin.

It's the last programme you're likely to see.

James Bond.

James Bond.

James... good luck.

Japanese proverb say,

Jupiter 16, this is Cape Com.

Jupiter 16. Roger.

Jupiter to Houston, we now have second phase.

Kill him.

Launch time is now T minus 90 minutes and counting.

Leave him to me now. Wait in there. And shut the door.

Lift to the launch!

Like Peking duck is different from

Like you helped Henderson?

Little Nellie got a hot reception.

Long enough to learn not to discuss such matters with strangers.

Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose.

Looking for the resurrection of the body when the sea shall give up her dead.

M? Oh yes, but of course.

May I ask what motive

May I rest a moment?

Me? I never take any risks.

Me.

Might I suggest that this is where you should

Minus 100 minutes and counting.

Miss Grant, my confidential secretary.

Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed

Miss Moneypenny, perhaps?

Monosodium glutamate and ascorbic acid.

Moscow radio's already saying we did it.

Most urgent. Understood?

Mr Henderson would like to see you alone.

Mr Henderson?

Mr Henderson.

Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest.

Mr Osato is one of our greatest industrialists.

My friend has made us some food.

My friend, now you take your first civilised bath.

My government has instructed me to inform you

My government sees this as a blatant attempt

My lead line! It's cu...

My men are already ashore.

My name is Tanaka. Please call me Tiger.

My plan is this.

My private train.

My sources tell me the Russians are planning one even earlier.

Ning Po.

Ninjas. Top secret, Bond san.

No astronaut enters the capsule with his air conditioner.

No honeymoon. This is business.

No one will believe the Russians did it.

No one will disturb you tonight.

No, he's merely a front.

No, it's certainly not a toy! You'll see.

No, it's certainly not a toy! You'll see.

No, just different.

No, this time I'm taking you. I want some information now.

Now they'll use the excuse to shoot down our next Jupiter.

Now, massage. Which girl do you select?

Now, these fire heat seeking air to air missiles. 60 a minute.

Now, we will see some modern ninjas.

Now, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Now, where is this cave?

Now, you are going to need some very close... protection tonight in Tokyo

Now... about that honeymoon.

Number One, take her up to 90ft. Course zero four five.

Of course.

Of course. It's business.

Oh, no. I like sake.

OK.

OK. Everything looks good from here.

One who is known on the island.

One, mark.

One, mark.

Only one person we know uses this sort of gun.

Open all air ducts.

Open crater.

Open shutters!

Osato and Number 11, report now.

Osato would kill me.

Osato!

Our agreement states no money should be paid

Our clients are satisfied with the progress so far?

Our man Henderson will contact you there.

Our Russian friends would have

Our tracking station in Singapore

Our vehicle is now 120 nautical miles altitude,

Oysters.

Perfect.

Permission to come aboard?

Permit me to introduce myself.

Phosgene gas, to keep the visitors away.

Phosgene gas, to keep the visitors away.

Plastic surgeons call it a dermatome.

Please be seated.

Please come in, Mr Fisher.

Poisoned.

Prepare for firing.

Prepare for reception.

Prepare for reception.

Present!

Proceed vector 4 6 degrees and await instructions.

Proceeding immediately, Kobe docks.

Quick!

Radar blackout is now complete.

Radar blackout is now complete.

Radar technicians, report to control room.

Radar technicians, report to control room.

Re coordinate with target vehicle.

Re coordinate with target vehicle.

Really? Well, I like the plumbing.

Regretfully impossible.

Remove his helmet!

Remove the prisoners.

Repeat it, please, to make sure you get it.

Repeat, astronauts to launching pad immediately.

Repeat, Hawaii to Jupiter 16.

Repeat, it's another spacecraft!

Repeat, Little Nellie.

Repeat, two minutes.

Reported faint echoes of this craft coming down in the Sea of Japan area.

Reserve astronaut ready on Bird 1.

Reserve astronaut to launching pad, immediately.

Reserve astronaut to stand by.

Right up to the top.

Right.

Right. Now pay attention.

Roger, Base One.

Roger, Jupiter.

Roger. It all looks good in the environmental control system.

Rule number one... is never do anything for yourself

Russian caviar, but I love 'em both.

Russian space shot imminent.

Russian vodka. Well done.

Sailing for Shanghai at 5pm this afternoon.

Sayonara.

Second, you train hard and quickly

See the holes in the back for jet propulsion.

Seven minutes to interception.

She failed.

She was dead.

She'll never know what she missed.

She's a wonderful girl. Very small, quite fast.

She's dead.

Siamese vodka?

Sit down, please.

So don't stay out too long, Chris.

So long as the spacecraft is in orbit.

So, we never got around to finishing it.

So, you are the new managing director

So?

Some honeymoon!

Stand back, I'm gonna blow the lock.

Stand back.

Stand by to load.

Stand by. Mark.

Start your EVA when you're ready.

Steady.

Suggest she be accompanied by her father.

Suggest you proceed Kobe immediately to look her over.

Surely.

T minus one minute, 30 seconds and counting.

Take him to Number 11.

Take that door.

Target vehicle passing over central Russia.

Tell him to keep that ship shadowed.

Tell him to send Little Nellie.

Thank you.

Thank you... ma'am.

That any interference with it will be regarded as an act of war.

That is your bed.

That means he's coming down.

That one we took last night.

That this intruder missile originated from Soviet Russia.

That would be lovely.

That wouldn't be difficult.

That's a nice offer.

That's stirred not shaken. That was right?

That's what you've got to find out, and fast.

That's where we have to go. Can you make it?

The bed!

The British theory about Japan is nonsense.

The cave is over there.

The Chinese one we fixed you up with.

The countdown has already started.

The girl I have chosen is an agent of mine.

The honeymoon's over. Come on.

The journey out will be more dignified than the journey in.

The last time someone gave me a massage was in Hong Kong.

The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago

The president's called a press conference for 2pm.

The prime minister asked me to assure you this is what we propose to do.

The Soviet government denies all knowledge of this affair.

The things I do for England.

The United States will launch her next spaceship.

The world knows we are a peace Ioving people.

There are men in the crater!

There he is!

There's an exploder button in the control room. We've got to get up there.

There's been some terrific heat here recently.

They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds.

They killed an innocent tourist for taking this?

They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.

They use it to slice off skin.

They usually are very.

They're from Osato's safe.

This damn thing could blow up into a full scale war.

This is an order for naval stores.

This is it, gentlemen. All we can do now is wait and pray.

This is my house.

This is our special baby rocket.

This is the price of failure, Mr Bond.

This is your ticket.

This man is a stranger from outside.

This must develop very fast reflex actions.

This organisation does not tolerate failure.

This time, you shall finish it.

This volcano isn't active, is it?

Tiger said, from now on,

Tiger,

Tiger, contact M.

Tiger, we must get to that island.

To become a ninja like us.

To gain complete and absolute control of space itself for military purposes.

To operate the exploder button.

Tomorrow you will be a poor Japanese worker, with humble Japanese wife.

Track is as predicted. All computers...

Two rocket launchers,

Ube loaded.

Understood.

Understood. Carry on.

Unidentified object is still orbiting.

Unless you killed him, Mr Osato?

Until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.

Use them only when directly above target.

Ventilator fans to full power.

Ventilator fans to full power.

Ventilator fans to normal. Open shutters.

Very convenient.

Very fond of some of these old things.

Very powerful.

Very useful for people who smoke too many cigarettes, like you.

Wait here.

Was never to get into a car with a strange girl.

Washington, this is Houston.

Wasn't Mr Henderson able to come himself?

We are now impregnable.

We assume it's Japan. All this is guesswork,

We congratulate you, sir, upon the way you handle it.

We corpses have no sense of timing.

We could fly to Europe tomorrow, you and I.

We have an unidentified object on scope.

We have four days left. It is not much time.

We now have T minus seven minutes and counting.

We see nothing.

We shadowed the Ning Po in a helicopter.

We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed

We shall see a new power dominating the world.

We therefore commit his body to the deep to be turned into corruption,

We tried to think of something you wouldn't forget.

We were rudely interrupted by a couple of gunmen.

We'll also need a company of first rate men.

We'll contact you later today at your hotel.

We'll keep listening.

We'll slip away from the fishing fleet in the morning.

We're interested in the bulk buying of fermentation chemicals.

We've done it.

We've had some interesting times together, Ling. I'll be sorry to go.

We've lost radio contact. We've also lost him on the scope.

We've made some improvements since you used her last.

We've re photographed every square inch.

Welcome to Japan, Mr Bond.

Welcome.

Well,

Well, it's worth

Well?

What do you mean? My job is to help you.

What happened to the helicopter?

What is Little Nellie?

What is lox?

What the hell's the score?

What?

When can I see him?

When you get to Tokyo, go to that name and address.

Where am I?

Which girl?

Which makes rocket fuel.

Who the hell are you?

Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

Why don't you just dye the parts that show?

Why not?

Why would a foreign power want to launch missiles from Japan?

Why?

With target vehicle has been received from computers.

Withdraw captive spaceship.

Yeah, with a face like a pig.

Yes, but there's one thing I don't understand.

Yes, I get it from the doorman at the Russian embassy.

Yes, I heard it. Now the Russians are accusing the Americans.

Yes, Number One. Yes. Yes, yes.

Yes, since six months we started training.

Yes, this is my second life.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. Excuse me.

Yes. Give him his cigarettes.

Yes. My parents are dead.

Yes. We identified the coastline in the photograph.

Yesterday an Ama girl rowed her boat into Ryuzaki.

You are 70 nautical miles downrange. 200 miles altitude.

You are a liar.

You are to assume full control of operation from now on.

You can watch it all on TV.

You forget, I took a first in oriental languages at Cambridge.

You forgive me for saying so, but...

You gave false name to priest.

You have a go for fourth orbit.

You have a lot of energy for a dead man, Mr Bond.

You have time in the other EVAs for experiments.

You mean, apart from Russia and Japan?

You must do everything Japanese style.

You must excuse this rather odd mixture of styles,

You must marry Ama girl.

You must tell me what I can do for you.

You only live twice, Mr Bond.

You should have killed him. You had plenty of opportunity.

You take a wife.

You think we better?

You will see that my piranha fish get very hungry.

You'll need the best man we've got.

You're breaking up. Come in, please. Jupiter 16!

You're breaking up. Say again.

You're breaking up...

You're in my cabin on the Ning Po.

You're late as usual, even from your own funeral.

You're stowing all loose gear. Ready for the EVA.

Zero zero is with me. We are being chased by gunmen, in black sedan.

3, 2,

5, 4,

7, 6,

9, 8,

10, 9, 8...

28 years.

98.4∫ Fahrenheit, like this is.

100 of my ninjas will slide in unseen.

100 yards, using incendiaries and high explosives.

170 miles downrange.

500 kilos of butter, 50 containers of lox.

007. Sir?

A pleasure to meet you. A pleasure to meet you, too.

A very honourable death, all the same. Very.

A very honourable death, all the same. Very.

Accurate up to 30 yards. Very neat.

Aki? Yes. Very competent.

And the aerial reconnaissance? All photographed. Nothing.

And? Where your friend is waiting.

Bond san. What's wrong?

But Bond is dead. It was in all the newspapers.

But can we prove it? Of course not.

Can we make it? Yes, just.

Can we see the photograph again? Of course.

Can you give us a time? Roger.

Can you take me to this cave? Yes.

Carry on. Aye aye, sir.

Close crater. Closing crater.

Come with me, Mr Bond. Bird 1 to base. Locked on target.

Dinghy's on board, sir. Tell him to come below and report.

Do all their people carry guns? When they're abroad, yes.

Do you have any leads of your own? Yes, I do.

Do you know what gun this is? Walther PPK.

Do you know what this is? I'd rather not.

Domo arigato. Dozo.

Don't worry. We'll stick to plan. Roger.

Forget Japan. I agree.

forward firing on either side. Fine.

Goodbye, Miss Brandt. Goodbye, Mr Fisher.

Has Little Nellie arrived yet? Yes, and her father.

Heading for home. Do not come home.

Hello, Base One. Listening.

Hello, Penny. You'd better go right in.

Hello. Bad news from outer space.

Hello. Hello.

Henderson. Captain here. Full ahead.

How did she die? Nobody knows.

How do you do, Mr Fisher? How do you do?

How's that for Japanese efficiency? Just a drop in the ocean.

I have no information to give you. We'll see about that. Slow down.

I suppose not. Why?

I'll give you the drill. This is only for children. Don't use it!

Is she pretty? She has a face like a pig.

It can save your life. You sound like a commercial.

It's a fine gun. All rocket guns.

It's coming right at us. Chris, get back in, get back in!

Konbanwa. Konbanwa.

Lock on target. Lock on target vehicle.

May we offer you some champagne? No, thank you, it's too early for me.

Mr Fisher? Yes.

Mr Henderson's waiting for you. You're not coming in with me?

Mr Osato is expecting you. Thank you.

My government is quite satisfied. Good.

Ninjas? The art of concealment and surprise.

No ill effects? None at all, sir.

Nonsense, it adds a sparkle to the day. I'm sure it does.

Nothing happens. One thing has happened.

Notice, please, the water line. You're right.

of Empire Chemicals? Yes.

Open crater. Opening crater.

Osato? Yes, Number One?

Permission granted. Thank you.

Please be seated, Mr Fisher. Thank you.

Radar blackout commence. Radar blackout in operation.

Repeat, you're breaking up. What's happening?

Ryuzaki? It is a big cave on the mainland.

Sit down, 007. Thank you, sir.

So move fast, 007. Yes, sir.

Stop that astronaut. Bring him to me. Stop that astronaut!

Summon the reserve astronaut! Reserve astronaut!

Sure you won't change your mind? Well, if you insist.

Tanaka, listen in on 410 megacycles. Good luck!

Target vehicle on scope. Brief check on target vehicle.

Thank you. I'm glad you got it right.

That fits. Go on. Vessel now loading in Kobe docks.

That's about the lot. You know the rest. Yes.

That's all. Thank you, sir.

The yellow? Yes.

There must be a long tunnel. Miles of it.

This is extortion. Extortion is my business.

This way, please. Thank you.

Understood? Roger and out.

Very interesting. Yes.

Wake him up. Are you finished?

Was that the funeral we saw yesterday? Yes.

We don't think so. Then who else is?

We'll have to get down to the volcanoes. I agree.