North Shore (1987) Edit

A lot of surfers never even think about what's under the water here.

Aah! My board, my board!

About Pipe? Yeah, you're not ready for it.

Ahh... waves.

Alex, gimme a board that works... my board.

Alex! Up ahead! What is that?

All my brothers and cousins.

All right. It didn't count because I wasn't ready. All right?

All right. Thanks.

All right. You've learned the waves. Time to learn about a board.

All us haoles stole these islands from him and his people. Ever think about that?

And a kiss. And something else that'll buy you a few tacos... [Cheering Continues]

And Arizona's Rick Kane is in second. Oh, you were rippin', Rick.

And don't surf such big waves.

And enter that Pipeline Classic.

And from... Arizona? Arizona?

And he's a front sider, or a goofy footer.

And I'll give you a place to sleep, somethin' to eat, and you can have your case back.

And it's impossible to turn. It doesn't even have a fin. Yes, it does.

And Rick Kane hangs in there for second, good enough to get into the main event.

And right here in Hawaii to give us the biggest field ever.

And the six five thruster at Backdoor.

And then I used this big gun at Lonnies and Pipeline.

And then, about a year later, my mother died.

And they'd place it on the altar, and whatever they prayed for would come true.

And this is the 15th year of the Pipeline Classic.

And what's a Barney?

And, uh, he rides the big waves like they're supposed to be ridden.

Anela, are you and Chandler happy?

Anela, can I use the bath? Rick!

At least you're not out there trying to make the classic with all the rest of the Barneys.

Back to your places. One more take. No, I guess not.

Bag it? Wait. They got my stuff. They can't do that.

Bag? Bag?

Be good publicity for ya, me ridin' your board.

Because Burkhart breaks boards, Barney, like, for fun.

Best shaper in Hawaii. Maybe even the world even.

Bet you picked a school where there's good surf, yeah?

Bitchin'? Yeah, right, Barney. It's bitchin', yeah.

Both Lance Burkhart and Rick Kane only have three, so they're only gonna be scored on three.

Broken board. Bummer.

Bull. They are. They got stolen from me yesterday.

Burkhart cheats.

Burkhart, get your own damn wave!

Burkhart, wanna buy some photos?

Burkhart, you bastard!

But don't throw away your career. [Barking Continues]

But you, brah, wipe out, get drilled. She gallops right up to you, huh? Unreal.

Bye, haole.

Calling now for the fourth heat. In the fourth heat we have Fuji Sugihama from Japan.

Can I come?

Can I help you, sir? Oh, yeah, great.

Can I use Burkhart's board...

Careful, Rick. Thanks, Hans. Thanks, Shaun. Occy, seen Kiani around?

Chandler ask me home for dinner? Not. Coach me how to big wave surf? No way.

Chandler is in his own little world.

Chandler tells me the hui are descended from ancient Hawaiian kings, not petty thieves.

Chandler, I used the semi gun at leftovers in Velzy...

Chandler, where's my stick? Here it is.

Chandler? I thought he was dead. No.

Chandler's a good man.

Check this out.

Check where he's going! He doesn't know what he's doin'.

Classic big wave shape. This is great!

Come on, cowboy. Let's take care of your back. Okay.

Come on, Rick. We're filing a protest. Wait.

Come on, Vince. We'll go pound him.

Come on.

Come on. Don't be shy. Come on.

Come with me. I can help.

Corky, he's way down the line. He's deep in the pit. It's a late takeoff.

Corky, Rick Kane sure is turning out to be one of the big surprises.

Corky, this Pipeline Classic is turning into a hot water action.

Could you please explain what's going on?

Damn! Wave's are comin' up. I'm goin' out. I'll be back later.

Dawn patrol? Sunset?

Derek Ho slipping into the wave.

Derek Ho's right behind you. Hey, Andy!

Did you get in a fight over that local girl? Jesus!

Did you see those girls? They were gorgeous!

Do I get you to myself for awhile?

Don't even look at 'em. Just stay cool. Go around 'em.

Drop down. I'm comin' through.

Drop the clothes. Let's get the clothes down off the bodies.

Entering the contest, a chance to go pro. I don't know.

Everything. I don't even have a place to stay.

First place going to the North Shore's own Mark Foo. Good ride, man.

First up is Rick Kane, showing surprising skill for a newcomer.

First up, Derek Ho, last year's Pipeline champion.

Flying cockroach. These things so big, they fly off with little baby Barneys and shit.

For real? Bummers. Hey, at least they didn't get your board.

For the Miller Lite $ 10,000 prize...

For what? I'm a friend ofhers.

From Arizona, if that's what you mean.

From Australia, New Zealand, Japan, the mainland U.S. A...

Full on. This is bitchin'!

Geez, I don't know. He started to get up. He looked like he caught an edge. It's weird.

Get in fight over girl, huh? Yeah.

Get off the stage, you fathead! Come here!

Get outta here!

Get up. Drag your foot.

Get... [Scoffs]

Gettin' warm. Heh. Whoo!

Go around 'em.

Go get it, Roger! Yeah. Yeah.

Go, Barney. Lance is waiting. When are you gonna start callin' me Rick?

Go. Go.

Gonna do ya up today, Oc. Yeah, right, mate.

Gonna go out and get famous, huh?

Good balance.

Good luck here at the dangerous Bonsai Pipeline. Let's give 'em a hand.

Good luck.

Good, huh? [Camera Shutter Snaps]

Got 20 minutes to go. In the pit of the Pipeline, we've got Hawaii's Mickey Nielsen...

Got my board ready yet? Need it tomorrow, first thing.

Grabs a perfect tube.

Hah! Oh!

Hailing from Hawaii is Michael Latz. Scott Daly is from California.

Hans Hedemann, Lance Burkhart, and the great Shaun Tomson.

Hans Hedemann, the gentleman surfer, riding equally well backside and front side...

He said he didn't.

He works with it.

He's amazing.

He's flying off the lip right now down into the power zone, nice bottom turn.

He's gonna be in a bad mood.

He's got amazing control ofhis board. Riding all the way into the beach.

He's got goodjudgment. He knows where the waves break. Little bit of that old style.

He's not a flashy surfer, Corky, but he's sure got a real nose for waves.

He's now in his first surfing contest ever. He's now in the main event.

He's pulling up into the pocket, getting covered by the barrel.

He's so haole he doesn't he doesn't even know he's haole.

He's talking to Hans Hedemann. No way!

Heavy scar, brah. Scar for life for sure.

Here, haole buddy. This is our wave.

Hey, Alex, come and jump in with us. All right. I love skin diving.

Hey, Alex, hi. What, Yank?

Hey, Alex, the swell's looking too north for here, I reckon.

Hey, boys.

Hey, Burkhart, you son of a bitch. I saw it! You pulled his leash.

Hey, can we stop by the sanding shack for a minute? Sure. Why?

Hey, Chandler. Burkhart.

Hey, Chandler. Look at this. I think it's great.

Hey, don't even touch, Barney! That's a fresh hot coat.

Hey, gimme a break, will ya? It's from Anela. She made me promise.

Hey, guys. Good luck, Rick.

Hey, haole. What you doin' over here? I thought we told you already. Go home.

Hey, I'm pretty good. I can tell you're lame by the way you wear your shorts.

Hey, I'm serious. Will you come with me?

Hey, isn't that Hans Hedemann out there?

Hey, it ain't goin' nowhere. Huh!

Hey, kook. I've really had it with you!

Hey, Lance. You know that guy, Rick Kane? He's gonna stomp your ass.

Hey, listen. Waimea's cranking right now. We're just goin' out.

Hey, Mark. All right, Rick. Charge 'em.

Hey, mate, up next, eh? Mm hmm.

Hey, not this one.

Hey, Oc. The hui, mate. Let's get outta here.

Hey, Occy! Hi, Alex.

Hey, Professor. Who's out there?

Hey, Rick, come on. Waimea's breaking.

Hey, Rick, I gotta go to a party.

Hey, Shaun, can I borrow your glasses for a minute? Sure.

Hey, surfer, buy me drink. Uh, a drink?

Hey, that's my board. Where you going with that?

Hey, that's my buckle. You did steal my stuff. Give it back.

Hey, this is between him and me.

Hey, turn around.

Hey, Turtle. I know plenty guys surf good. Kiani don't look at 'em twice.

Hey, wait a second. What's a haole, anyway?

Hey, what's the deal with Chandler and Burkhart?

Hey, where you guys goin'?

Hey, who you callin' bitch?

Hey, whoa! There's your fin, your inside foot. You drag it in the water.

Hey, Yank, the channel's over here.

Hey, Yank, we're going on the dawn patrol at Sunset.

Hey, you know what? Someday I'm going to be a shaper like Chandler.

Hey! Did you take my bag?

Hey! Hey, man, five dollars. Huh?

Hey! Yeah? Yeah, what'll you have?

Hey. Hey, Turtle, wait.

Hey... I'll be back.

Hi, hon. Mom, I won.

Hi, Rick. Where you from? Hi.

Hi, Turtle. Yeah, hi.

Hi. Haole to you too.

Hi. Hi.

Hmm!

Hold on.

Hold your breath. [Sander Revving]

Hot dogging. Imposing their own style of acrobatics on the wave.

How 'bout something more like this?

How long you been doin' this?

How many did he get? Three? One? You only got one?

How you doin'? I need to get to 322 Keamo...

How's it? Turtle!

Huh!

Huh! Anything else?

Huh! I can sweep.

Hui. Hey, Barney, forget about it. Bag it.

I bet you read all the surfer mags, eh?

I can't see you anymore. What?

I can't.

I could've been killed! [Occy] No worries, mate!

I didn't... Huh! My name's Kiani. What's your name?

I don't care what I said. Just drink up and take off.

I don't know. A pure surfer goes with the wave.

I don't know. It's a little '60s. Oh, is that right?

I don't know. What do you think?

I don't ride waves going straight, like some people I know.

I don't see why not.

I don't wanna talk about it, okay, Turtle? Get me back to Chandler's.

I don't want to be some wrinkled up old geezer, 40 years old...

I got it!

I gotta go. [Laughs]

I guess all the shredders are probably up at Pipeline, practicing for the Pipe Classic.

I guess you are ready for that board.

I guess you surfwaves like this all the time, huh?

I guess you're okay now. I gotta go.

I hear Chandler's trying to teach you how to shape.

I heard you ate it pretty bad both times you've been out. It's really dangerous out there.

I just came to, uh, surf the season.

I knew you would. Gonna be a big surf star, yeah? Fit in with all the locals.

I mean, a haole surfer guy and a local woman living here?

I mean, he knows the wave.

I mean, I got a partial scholarship, and...

I mean, it is Lance Burkhart.

I mean, we appear to be watching the ocean.

I need this win!

I never thought I'd get this far. Shit!

I really like this board. So, hey, listen, uh, uh... You're gonna be a great shaper.

I sand all his boards. Me and Chandler skin tight. Yeah, like brothers, kinda.

I take champagne, okay?

I think Chandler's pretty lucky.

I thought I said a big board, but loose, Chandler. The nose is too thick.

I took some classes... a long time ago.

I tried to tell you, man.

I used to come up here a lot with my parents. Where are they?

I used to come up here a lot with my parents. Where are they?

I wanna welcome all of you to the North Shore, the surfing capital of the world.

I was wondering if you'd make it into the lineup.

I worked all summer for these. I paid 150 bucks for it.

I would give it to you if I had it. I got ripped off. My wallet, my money...

I'd like to learn how to sand. You gotta learn to surf first.

I'll get the other half.

I'll watch you, Rogers... Like I watch everybody.

I'm goin' to Hawaii to surf the waves on the North Shore!

I'm goin' with you. [Sarcastically] Oh, really?

I'm going to bed. Gotta surf tomorrow.

I'm gonna go shape.

I'm gonna go tell Vince.

I'm gonna ride this one! Heh! You are not ready for a board like that.

I'm gonna surf the inside bough. I'm gonna go straight outside.

I'm gonna watch from here.

I'm not a tourist. Whatever, Barney.

I'm only here because I got some customers to deal with.

I'm ready. Oh, yeah?

I'm starving.

I've been going to school for 12 years. College is another four.

I've been his sander for five years. Did Chandler teach me how to shape? Not even.

If I have to.

If that's not a career, I don't know what is.

If you bail before the wave breaks, get behind it.

In all seriousness, how do you plan to spend the money?

In the contest?

Is Rick Kane! Oh, Ricky! Whoo!

It has to do with the waves. Right. The reef affects the shape of the wave.

It was an accident. You'll be an accident if you don't get outta here.

It will. We'll see.

It's a fast gun. It's built for speed, not hot dogging. You have a single fin mentality.

It's a local word for tourist, like you, from the mainland.

It's a natural antiseptic. It's aloe.

It's a sign of the club.

It's Alex Rogers, Derek Ho, the younger of the Ho brothers...

It's an advantage to have your right foot forward at Pipeline because you face the wave.

It's an excellent ride here for Mickey. Good points.

It's beautiful, man.

It's between us. Let him and me fight for it.

It's getting awfully big out here.

It's got no soul.

It's in all of us. Shouldn't be encouraged.

It's just... It's like a music video nightmare.

It's just... It's like a music video nightmare.

It's like a zoo out there.

It's me, Rick Kane. From Tempe, Arizona? The wave tank, about six months ago?

It's only a contest. It doesn't mean anything, right?

It's unreal, Alex.

Jerk.

Just off the jet? That like F.O.B. Fresh off the boat.

Kane, no! It's too deep!

Keamoku. Yeah, yeah.

Keep working.

Killer instinct, you know?

L I... I thought this was everything you wanted.

L I'm sorry. Watch it!

L... I went to see Kiani.

Lance Burkhart doing a powerful roll. He eats it.

Lance Burkhart, and newcomer Rick Kane.

Leave her hair alone. I hate those lights. Look over there.

Let me get a picture. One more win, guys, and we'll see you in the main event.

Let's go back. Are you crazy?

Lie down. Come on.

Like a haole to the max. A kook in and out of the water, yeah?

Like it was the last one. Laters, brah.

Like that.

Like the Pipeline World Classic.

Look at all the money he makes!

Look at my board! It was the only thing I had left.

Look at this one.

Look like flash dancers, L.A. Kind, huh?

Look, maybe... Maybe it's 'cause we have this design thing in common.

Look. Burkhart. He makes it look so easy.

Looked good. Yeah?

Maybe Chandler's right. Maybe I should take that scholarship. And go to New York?

Me? No, brah, I never take his stuff. Haole, you dangerous.

Mm hmm. Huh! Uh, yeah, okay. You seem like a nice girl.

Mmm!

Mom, this is Lance Burkhart. He makes $100,000 a year.

Mom, we had a deal. We agreed. Honey, I know you love surfing.

Moving them toward the final elimination heats. Thanks.

Mr. Nose for Waves comes from a wave tank in Arizona.

Much like a lot of the Californians do. Not a big wave, but a good score.

My board!

My boss let me off work. Those your new friends?

My drawing tools!

Nalu. Wave.

Naw, haven't seen her, mate. Thanks.

Naw. Chandler wouldn't like that.

Next up, Christian The KidFletcher. There he goes.

Next up, Davey Miller with a late takeoff.

No way, brah. It's between you and the hui.

No way. I gotta find out for sure. [Chuckling]

No, brah. You won't see him at a contest. Rick, look this way.

No, Kane, not this one.

No, thanks.

Nobody listens to Turtle.

Not bad.

Not in your lifetime, which looks pretty short. That's Vince's cousin.

Not to us soul surfers.

Now, I can see we have here surfers from Brazil, Peru...

Now, Rick, how does it feel to be the top surfer in the state of Arizona?

O hei. The slide.

Occy! You won the O.P. Pro twice!

Of course, you know, contests don't mean anything.

Oh, brah. The hui been giving you lessons or what?

Oh, come on. That wasn't a question. I mean...

Oh, no!

Oh, nothing. I just got punched by the reef. That's all.

Oh, Sunset Beach! Wait, wait. I'm coming with you!

Oh.

Oh... yeah.

Oi, stash that! Someone might knock it off.

Okay, it's a deal.

Okay, okay. Uhh!

Okay, this one looks good.

Okay!

Okay. First, you draw the outline.

Once again, it's Rick Kane spotting the set.

Only when the surf's bad, Barn o. 'Cause when the surf's good, nobody works.

Other guys Chandler's age, they're mean, fat...

Otherwise, it might wash you into one of those caves down there.

Our surf, haole! Hey! Get a way back!

Paddle fast, man, before another set hits and closes off the channel.

Per cubic foot of falling lift as it cracks the face of the wave.

Pipeline, the waves break like this.

Plenty haole surfers, but we'll blow them away, brah.

Police station? Yeah, the nearest one's in Wahiawa.

Pork jerky? Good, eh? [Chuckling]

Presented by the gorgeous Lisa, a sterling silver surfer's belt buckle!

Pretty soon it's going to be kimaloko... low tide, when the reef gets exposed.

Priest kings. The ancient Hawaiians.

Really?

Really? But if you hit the reef, it affects the shape of your head.

Really? I'd like to meet him. Yeah?

Reefs don't punch like that.

Rick, are you sure this trip is such a good idea?

Rick, look at the horizon.

Rick, this is my wife, Anela.

Rick, turn around.

Rick, you're ready for board number two.

Rick?

Rick.

Right, by the beach.

Right. He's got a place right on the beach. You are in there, Rick.

Right. New York City.

Sanded my first board, I was 15. Been full on sanding since 18.

Say, Yank, where you from?

See ya on the beach.

See you later. Okay, brah dah.

See, a wave breaks in water that's half as deep as the wave is tall.

Shaped it, glassed it, sanded it, the whole trip. You're the first to see it.

She said they used to take a tea leaf...

She used to tell me about the kahuna. Kahuna?

She'll probably go lo lo all over you. No. Not my type.

Shocka. See ya, Turtle.

So I guess you're staying, huh? Staying?

So I'll check you out the back.

So long, Turtle.

So what happened to all the waves, mate?

So what you doing way over here?

So when the wave breaks here, don't be there, or you're gonna get drilled.

So why don't you just... shut up and watch.

So, gentlemen, good luck to all of you, and go for it!

So, haole, you like some raw fish?

So, what kind of board are you making?

So, you try to do her or what?

Starting with this one. Gimme a hand.

Stay loose, haole.

Tell you what, Rick, I'll make you a deal.

Thank you for helping me.

Thank you very much.

Thank you. All right!

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. You're welcome. So long.

Thanks, guys. Come on up here. Let's give him a round of applause.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That board extra. Five dollars, five dollars.

That board looks familiar. What, you buy it used?

That cutback was radical! Yeah, bitchin', man!

That house? Yeah.

That little punk he hangs out with is the guy who stole my stuff.

That sign.

That was amazing. If I move my foot a little, it really made a big difference. Yep.

That you would come back.

That's an interesting costume. Well, I didn't...

That's Chandler, on my board that I made.

That's my heat. I gotta go.

That's Rick Kane. He's a friend of Chandler's and me.

That's right. Take his stuff?

That's weird. Why wouldn't Chandler make the board the way Burkhart wanted it?

That's what the hot doggers call us old characters out here on our big boards.

The 16 amateurs who survive the elimination heats...

The big Waimea. Too little a rail, you dig into the curl.

The guy's about, uh, about my size.

The main event?

The number of waves they catch, . The length of their rides, . The sheer radicalness of their maneuvers.

The professor arranged for the whole thing.

The seas are getting rougher. Rogers comes in for a cord change.

The surf looks good, huh, Vince?

The surfers, look at 'em. They're traversing left, right.

The waves are dying down a bit, eh? Yeah.

The waves will be carrying them up to 30 miles per hour.

There he is. That's Lance Burkhart. That's him.

There you are. Hey, mama. Got somethin' for ya.

There's a painting under there. I painted it.

There's bacteria in the coral. It scars the skin. Show him, Pao.

There's the sharks. Sharks?

These are yours?

They bring out the worst in the human animal.

They're climbing up and down vertically. They're ripping the waves apart.

Think a wave's just for carvin' up, you know?

This is a canoe!

This is from me. Chandler, I... I can't use this where I'm goin'.

This is Kako, Rusty and Pila.

This is Laie Point.

This is terrific. You like it? I made it from scratch.

This is the Haitia, a very ancient and sacred place.

This is unreal!

This isn't a surfboard. It's an antique!

This puts Derek Ho and Alex Rogers in an excellent position. They've each caught four waves.

This rhino chaser don't need no big haole handprint messin' up its whole trip.

This way.

This your horse? No, I work at the stables.

Thought you were going home.

Too high, you get pitched into the sea.

Turn, smile. Now wave to the girls.

Turtle says the professor's been taking some pictures of me. Oh, yeah?

Turtle, I'm leaving. Hey, try a look.

Turtle? You made this?

Turtle. @@@@[Rock Continues]

Twelve? No way. Really? Twelve? Good party, eh?

Twinnie? No one rides twin fins in Hawaii.

Two surfers desperately need one wave. I wonder what's going through their minds right now.

Uh, like kinda outside L.A., sort of. Hey, aren't you Alex Rogers?

Uh, yeah. Huh! You could tell, huh? Mm hmm.

Uh! Excuse me.

Uh...

Uh... unfinished business.

Vince? The head of the hui?

Wait, rhino chaser? Big gun.

Wait! Don't we need surfboards?

Watch TV, yell.

Watching a surf contest on TV, going, Yeah, I was good. I coulda done that.

We could both work. We could get by.

We got one more take! Get back here, you bitch!

We're about to be eliminated.

We're almost there.

We've got 16 of the world's top amateurs and professionals.

We've got some prizes here to make it even greater. First of all...

Well, I am from Arizona.

Well, it was. When I first got here, more than anything.

Well, keep it as a souvenir. Thank you.

Well, time's running out with 30 seconds to go.

Well, wait... Don't I need a sponsor for that?

Well, when I am, will you let me use it?

Well, yeah, but... Hey!

What a terrific performance anyway by Arizona's Rick Kane in his first surfing contest.

What are we...

What do you got in the bag? I got it at the pawn shop. I always wanted a set.

What does it weigh, a hundred pounds? A hundred and 30.

What else?

What you guys doing? Some kook looking for you.

What you need first is to enter and do well in a big contest...

What're we doing? Goin' after hot sugar! Okay, Yank, when I slow down...

What's that? The best thing for a cut.

What's this?

What's wrong with that?

What's your name? Rick.

Whatevahs. We go.

When you're not a Barney anymore, Barney. I'm not a Barney!

When you're ready. But only after you've mastered all the others.

Where are we going?

Who you, brah? My name's Rick.

Whoa, great board. His logo could use some work though.

Whoa, what happened to you?

Whoa, you all right? Yeah, thanks.

Whoa! @@ Tell me can't you feel the heat @@

Whoa! This is Lance Burkhart's house!

Whoa. Come on.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! [Sighs]

Whoo! All right. You got it.

Whoo! Hah. All right. That was a hot wave.

Whoo! Spit. Welcome to Pipeline.

Whoops! Gotta go!

Why are you letting these guys run your life? You don't understand.

Why do you hate contests so much?

Why don't you just try?

Why? What do you mean, why? He pulled your leash.

Will go into the main event to face the top ten professionals...

With hard bottom turns and top turns off the lip.

Work on your turns.

Wow, beats me. I don't know anybody who's tried it.

Wow.

Wow. Sounds like a ten foot swell. Tomorrow should be pumping.

Wow. There's those hui guys. They're the guys who stole my stuff.

Wrap up a lava rock in it...

Wrong? How?

Yank. Burkhart's in our heat. I just wanna wish you luck and watch yourself out there.

Yeah, I got a scholarship to an art school.

Yeah, right, design thing. You designed me out of the picture, haole!

Yeah, right.

Yeah, somebody yells in time for you to pull up your feet... usually.

Yeah, sounds like it. I'm gonna go look at it.

Yeah, that's me. And this is my mate, Mark Occhilupo.

Yeah, well, a lot of the pros like Burkhart...

Yeah, you're getting everything you worked so hard for.

Yeah! Those guys in the black trunks who think they're hot shit. The hoae, the huey...

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah? Well, it's a little beach blanket be bop but...

Yeah? Who is he? His name is Vince Moaloka.

Yeah? You know if Kane's entered in the Pipeline Classic?

Yeah? You're gonna compete?

Yeah.

Yeah. No!

Yep, he'll be comin' in for the season tomorrow. I'd like to meet him.

Yes, Arizona, Rick Kane. Okay, gentlemen, you now have...

Yo, hey, there. How you doin', gang? [Boy] Hi, Dad.

You come back to the North Shore, okay?

You comin'? No, he's got sanding to do.

You did. That's how come your face all broke up.

You do everything I say. You don't question anything. First time you do, that's it.

You go to Kawai Loa village, huh?

You go to school or anything?

You got a date for me? Yeah, okay. Come on.

You got a whole lot to learn.

You got it. [Sighs]

You just wiped out Vince. He's somebody you don't mess with.

You know Vince saw us back there? Don't worry about Vince.

You know what I think.

You know, I remember Chandler used to fight with my brothers all the time too.

You know, I'm pretty lucky.

You know, if I go to New York, you could come with me.

You let me keep this painting, do some sweeping up around my shaping shack...

You really coming? Yeah. Came 4,000 miles for this.

You really know what you're doing. I guess you've had a lot of surfer boyfriends, huh?

You really made it to the main event?

You say good bye to Kiani? I'm afraid she said good bye to me this morning.

You seem different from the others. Ah ow! Ouch.

You sure? Yeah, by the beach.

You took his stuff. You pound him.

You unreal. You must like getting drilled real bad.

You wanna come? Come on.

You wouldn't understand. I'm goin' out.

You'll have it.

You're goin', aren't ya? Maybe. I don't know.

You're lookin' sweet, baby.

You're unreal, Barney. Should I get that?

You've probably heard that the Eskimos have several hundred words for snow, right?

Your inside foot!

12 miles? Well, they'll come down here if I call, right?

20 minutes to catch a minimum four waves.

500 dollars cash!

[Air Horn Blaring] [Joe] The heat is over. The results are in...

[Burkhart] You're crazy. Vince, you saw it, right?

[Chandler] Kid's got potential. Maybe.

[Chuckles] Go back to Arizona, haole. Leave local girls alone.

[Corky] Wow, he does come out! Great ride! Yeah!

[Hooting, Whooping] Uuh, aah!

[Man] Go on, Rocky. Rick!

[Rick] Good set comin'in. Where do you wanna be?

[Rick] Thanks, Turtle. Boarding pass. Thank you.

[Rick] What? Whoa! [Alex] Yee hah!

A few last turns there as he hits the sand. Whoo! [Laughs]

Ain't nobody out here but us soul surfers. Soul surfers?

Better you go home. Yeah, kook, you don't belong over here.

Can I get a ride? Why don't you ask your new friend?

Can I watch? You can sweep.

Catch the wave, brah! Whoo hoo! No way!

Come here! Come here! [Rick, Panicking] Oh oh!

Come on. Jump! Jump! Come on, Yank!

Get it finished. Alex, get me a beer.

Hey, what happen? Nothing. I just wanna see Kiani, okay?

I really like it. Yeah? No!

I stashed it under a tree. They took my stuff. Hey, you know what? Shut up.

It's your initiation! Jump! Every surfer does it! [Chuckles]

jump out and break off as many as you can. There's a fire out there!

Me, no, brah. Yeah, he did! That's it. He's wearin' it right now.

Oh, shit, we better move. Naw, let him get in line with everyone else.

Oh, yeah? Well, I don't see your name on 'em. [Surfers] Ooh ooh!

Shit! Damn it! Thirty seconds, Lance.

So what do I do? Scrub it, kook! [Chuckling]

There's one. Go for it.

Twenty dollars. Twenty dollars for one glass?

What are you grinnin' at? You.

What's the haps? I just wanna see Kiani. All right, guys?

Yeah, that's better. Yeah?

You and I know who really won out there, don't we? Idiots.

You did a great job, Rick. I didn't shape it.

You get reef rash if you don't put something on those cuts. Reef rash?

You'll never make it up to the lineup unless you duck dive. Duck dive?

You're a good artist. Thank you.

[Air Horn Blaring]

[Air Horn Blaring]

[Air Horn Blaring]

[Air Horn Blaring] [Corky] Out they go.

[Air Horn Blaring] [Joe] We have the results of that last heat of competition.

[Alex] Hey, Burkhart, watch the dead dog! [Yowling]

[Alex] Let's go.

[Alex] There's a few waves out there.

[Alex] We can share it. [Rick] Are my eyebrows still burning?

[Announcer #2] A day like today, Joe, that reef could claim a lot of skin...

[Australian Accent] Yeah! Go on. Get up there and dance!

[Barking] [Chandler] Come here!

[Boar Squealing]

[Both Laugh]

[Bouncer] You little geek! [Grunting]

[Boy] So where are you gonna stay?

[Camera Shutter Clicking]

[Camera Shutter Snapping]

[Camera Shutter Snapping]

[Camera Shutter Snapping]

[Cameraman] Hey, wait a minute. Slow down. This way, Lance.

[Car Approaching]

[Car Approaching]

[Car Door Opening, Closing]

[Car Horn Honking] Thank you.

[Chandler] Whoa. Nice detail.

[Chandler] You painted this?

[Chattering]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] I just wanted to talk to you.

[Chuckles] If you don't watch out, he'll make you cover boy for the surf magazines.

[Chuckling] All right!

[Chuckling] All right! Yeah! Ha ha!

[Chuckling] That wasn't a wave. That was a ripple.

[Chuckling] You ride pretty good... for a surfer.

[Corky] And dropping into a big wave is Hawaii's Mark Foo.

[Corky] And there's Rick Kane straight out of a huge curl! Rick Kane!

[Corky] He's right in the right place at the right time once again.

[Corky] Mickey's dropping into a very steep wave.

[Corky] My God, he's getting pinched and sucked over the falls! A terrible wipeout!

[Corky] Now fans, signing autographs in the contestants'tent are Derek Ho...

[Corky] Whoa! Heavy! He made it out.

[Coughing]

[Crowd Chatter]

[Crowd Cheering]

[Crowd Cheering]

[Crowd Cheering] Whoo!

[Director] Action.

[Dog Barking] Okay, Roger, let's go. Come on.

[Door Creaking Open, Shutting]

[Door Shutting]

[Door Shutting] That's Chandler. He's pissed about Burkhart's board.

[Engine Starts] Hey, where you going?

[Gasping, Huffing]

[Gasps]

[Gavel Pounding] [Man] Okay, listen up, everybody.

[Giggles] You got here.

[Giggling] I think you feeling much better now.

[Girl] Come on, Roger.

[Groans]

[Groans] Are you happy?

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Hogs Grunting, Squealing]

[Horn Honking] Daddy! Hi, Dad!

[Hui Surfer] Take this one. Hey, haole.

[Indistinct Chatter] [Turtle] Wow, the Brazilians are back, more agro than ever.

[Indistinct Conversation] @@ This is Australia @@

[Joe] Corky, the Pipeline Classic continues. Now in heat six of round two.

[Joe] Corky, we're now down to the final moments of this heated competition.

[Joe] Here comes Occy. The O.P. Pro winner shoots out of the tube...

[Joe] Kane gets pinched. That's a 20 foot crunch.

[Joe] Kane scoring big with thejudges on that excellent bottom turn.

[Joe] Okay, the waves have just stopped coming with two minutes left in the heat.

[Joe] Paddling out as water patrol and referee...

[Joe] Paddling out into the ten foot surf...

[Lance] Shit!

[Laughing]

[Laughs] [Joe] Vince Moaloka coming in from the water...

[Laughs] All right!

[Laughs] Get in.

[Laughs] Hui. The club.

[Laughs] These are my brothers.

[Laughs] Whoops.

[Laughter]

[Man] Hey, Derek! No way.

[Man] Hey, how's it, Lance?

[Man] What's up, brah?

[Man] Where's all the women?

[Men Chattering]

[Men Shouting] Come on, Rocky. Get up. Rick.

[Men Shouting] Hey, hey! What you doin' here?

[Occy] Can you believe that one? [Chuckles]

[Occy] Hey, Kia, what are you doing up here with all the chicks?

[Occy] Hey, Rick, you want some wax, mate? Oh, thanks.

[P.A.] All contestants for the next round report to the tent.

[P.A.] All contestants for the second heat, please report to the tent.

[Panting]

[Passenger] Where you goin'? Ain't this your lucky day! [Rick] North Shore!

[People Clapping] [Corky] In the second heat...

[Professor] Hi, girls. There you go.

[Professor] Who is that?

[Rick Coughing]

[Rick] Hey hey!

[Rick] I thought a wave was a wave.

[Rick] I've been thinking about your logo. Yeah? What do you think?

[Rick] Intense!

[Rick] Thanks for taking me to the airport. [Chandler] No problem.

[Rick] This is Waimea? Yeah, it's flat today, so it's a good day for looking.

[Rick] Whoa.

[Rick] With Ed Luskey, that guy from Hawaii. He came by the wave tank last spring.