Barbershop: The Next Cut (2016) Edit

A father's child is dead.

A intricate part of this damn shop?

A madman walked into a Charleston church and killed nine innocent people.

A pretty girl tries to comfort you in your time of stress

A weak ass man with a spans car and a gaggle of bitches.

A'ight, don't get nothing on you now.

A'ight.

About moving the shop.

About moving the shop.

About what y'all are doing here and everything

Action, LeShawn!

After school every now and then and helping out?

After what we just heard? We gotta send him somewhere!

Ah, man.

Ah, y'all gonna be divorced in a minute.

Ah...

Ain't answered none of my messages

Ain't even got a father to look out for them anyway.

Ain't no going home, ****a.

Ain't no heat in here, man.

Ain't no such thing.

Ain't no way in hell the South Side

Ain't nobody talking about that Catholic school you went to.

Ain't nobody wants to see your butt cheeks hanging out.

Ain't nothing.

All I'm saying is, my parents moved here from India with nothing.

All kind of cucabugs back here. Beebees.

All my customers,

All right, all right, all right. Relax!

All right, already! Leave him alone!

All right, everybody.

All right, man. Oui, oui. I'll see you Monday.

All right, man. Who next?

All right, my man. Thanks for coming.

All right, Soror. Girl, I'll talk to you later.

All right, that's dope, but it's still not a trending topic on Twitter, okay?

All right, then.

All right, there we go.

All right, you got me.

All right! What's cooking? Daddy's home!

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right. And I'm loving those pants.

All right. Baba ghanoush over here lost his damn mind.

All right. Let's see how we can hook you up here.

All right. Okay. All right, okay. Cool.

All right. Ow.

All right. Soul food to save fools' souls.

All right. Thank you!

All that nonsense, South Side, all that stupid shit.

All the hurt.

All the more reason

Alternative documentation,

Always gonna be my guy.

Always talkin' out the sides of their face.

And 19th and 20th.

And 200 years later, Rihanna happened. You're welcome.

And a dick print that you can see from here to the Sears Tower?

And actually pick up the ball.

And agree to a ceasefire.

And all your friends on Friday

And do what you can to love yourself and love one another.

And do you think it'll have any effect on the upcoming council vote?

And even if you were gay...

And family.

And figured out. And...

And first ass whooping from Boobie Monroe.

And for that reason alone is reason to keep up the fight.

And give them a chance to speak.

And got my ass beat by the second robber

And have him come on out and perform.

And have you discussed it with Angie?

And he can still get it.

And he don't make that much.

And her whole damsel in distress routine.

And how much press we get.

And I appreciate it.

And I better not find out that you're late to that school.

And I can't believe you, Eddie.

And I didn't know Quis was gonna be here today.

And I do dental work, too, if it gets out of hand.

And I don't see nobody out there strong enough to take it from me.

And I got some homemade banana pudding from BJ's Market.

And I hope we good.

And I know I've been working a lot.

And I know whatever happens,

And I never get denied.

And I think that Mr. Palmer and Ms. Norris

And I told them how they was a bunch of conjugal visits gone bad.

And I want everybody to have a blessed day

And I want you to know that I see it,

And I'll never forget what you gave me.

And I'm not about to leave him out here

And I'm not talkin' about for the country.

And I'm not the only one that feels this way, Chicago.

And I'm sorry about that Draya mess.

And if you wanna be Beyoncé featuring Jay Z...

And it gotta start somewhere, man.

And it's infused with coconut oil right out the womb, okay?

And it's up to us to change it, so, we wanna hear y'all ideas.

And just came here to show my support, man.

And just so you know, Ronnie, your ex,

And leave your ass for some chick on Instagram!

And let me release some of that stress.

And let's not forget about my Gangsta Grub rub!

And no disrespect,

And now you throwing that shit back in my face?

And now, it's just a club,

And of course, my first love, my wife, Jennifer,

And offered you them drawers, you trying to tell me you wouldn't

And open it up for you.

And personally, I think he's doin' a great job.

And second of all

And she can iron a shirt.

And some nice big broad shoulders,

And somehow they made it happen.

And that hurts like hell.

And that's French.

And that's why I like you.

And the birth of a new era.

And the fight that happened today,

And the hoes have officially won.

And the home of the Cubs, Bulls,

And the perfect excuse for me to get out.

And the rest of the team down at the shop

And the rest of y'all, council vote next week. Don't forget.

And then don't be having no money for your rent.

And then I'll cut right through the middle there

And then put it back in your head.

And then we can get the Chicago celebs

And then you say it's our fault, right?

And there's no rules on how to be a straight dude.

And they tinkle all over your shirt.

And they're coming down here. They're coming after me, Calvin.

And tomorrow, I'm gonna re introduce you to the concept of a belt.

And we got nothing but witch hazel!

And we just trying to make sure our kids get to their 18th birthday.

And we salute Chicago's own South Side Champs.

And we say it starts here this weekend for two days.

And we're going to sacrifice our only son to this system?

And what all you do is sell fake ID,

And what are we supposed to do?

And who's supposed to pay for these free gifts?

And you believed him?

And you didn't even tell us?

And you don't see us lying and cheating, and going out buying sports cars.

And you gonna take it there with me?

And you need to read a newspaper.

And your sofrito sauce don't taste better than me!

And, um...

And...

Angie, do you wanna get that?

Angie, this conditioner should last you for the next two weeks.

Angie, you got 20 bucks?

Anthony Davis paid a visit to the South Side.

Anthony's gone.

Appreciate it, man.

Appreciate that.

Are being deferred even as we speak.

Are we good?

Are y'all gonna play me like that?

Are you okay, Rashad?

Are you serious right now?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? Is he okay?

Are you talking about Kenny?

Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang?

As a former barber in the shop,

As opposed to what?

As the only non n**** in the room, I'd like to say,

Ass so fat you can see it from the front.

At least 20 others wounded in shootings since Thursday.

At least 24 people were shot and injured.

At the end of the day we can't expect people

At the private schools, or remember Holy Cross

B, your cell number's in my old phone. I got a new Galaxy.

Babe, you in the bathroom?

Babe.

Baby, are you okay? Did anybody hit you?

Baby, I just wanted you to know that you were right!

Baby, look, look.

Baby, that's a gang out there.

Baby, you gotta chill. Nothing happened.

Baller alert!

Bam!

Barbers don't provide the full menu of services that I do.

Barbershop used to be a place of peace.

Barry. Come on, now.

Be up there quick fast in a hurry.

Because dreams apparently

Because every time I open my mouth

Because I don't know what a 15 year old could be busy doing

Because I love you, that's why.

Because if Halle Berry came walking in right now

Because if you in this, you in this for life.

Because if you're thinking about backing out...

Because ifs just not true.

Because it is... It is riveting.

Because most of those knuckleheads

Because of some fight

Because that's what he do.

Because we didn't act when we had a chance.

Because we didn't act when we had a chance.

Because y'all keep bringing up that same old bull?

Because you get me.

Because you never gave up on me.

Before the ceasefire's officially back on.

Before y'all pack up your stuff,

Ben Frank style.

Besides,

Birds fly around, birds come back on his hand.

Black lives matter!

Boy, this whole city is mine. These are my blocks.

Boy, you better ask somebody.

Boys and Girls Club. Yeah.

Bree, this is not the time...

Bree, you wanna sign the card?

Bring it on, Eddie! Bring it on.

Bruh, we got a problem right now.

Bullshit!

Busted!

But all the girls that you like on Instagram have exactly that.

But Barack has definitely got bitches.

But does anybody else here see the hypocrisy

But every president has a side chick.

But he's gonna make it.

But here's the thing.

But homegirl in a catsuit, though, she could get it.

But I got this sofrito sauce on the stove, I'll be back.

But I need you to know

But I shouldn't have put you in that position.

But I think Angie is the one you...

But I wanted to tell you, and I told Rashad,

But I'd be shocked if they voted yes, when so many have voted against it.

But I'm fine with that.

But I'm not gonna spend every day

But it might also decrease violence in the neighborhood,

But Jalen depends on me to do everything.

But let me just say this.

But listen,

But recently,

But since he's been with us, he's done nothing to help out.

But somethings gotta be done out here.

But sometimes a brother needs to hear it.

But the council, they're all out of ideas just like everybody else.

But the way you was talking, it felt like you wanted to...

But there's also a reality of what we face in our communities.

But they go in though.

But they look out for me.

But we ain't never gave up.

But we done lost a whole bunch more if we didn't do that ceasefire.

But we just asking for two days.

But we probably saved more lives than we know.

But what else we supposed to do?

But who cares?

But y'all been a little bit overwhelmed,

But y'all do the same thing in reverse.

But y'all n****es know good and well

But you ain't gonna never call me a bitch again.

But you gotta acknowledge

But you gotta care about this.

But you know that, though, right, Kenny?

But you know what? What if we made that mix up happen again?

But you right.

But, Dad, there's a three on three tournament this weekend!

But, God, you should be ashamed to walk out the house like this.

By a show of hands, who got a itch?

Bye, Anthony Shmanthony.

Bye.

Bye.

Cal,

Cal, you want me to take care of this for you?

Cal!

Calm down. I need you to calm down.

Calvin, before I take that check,

Calvin, come on, man. You know I'm just joking, man.

Calvin, come on, now.

Calvin, help me!

Calvin, I messed up this time, man.

Calvin, is that true?

Calvin, my man. You're my man, right?

Calvin, we made a commitment to see this thing through.

Calvin, you never lost my support.

Calvin, you really gonna let him be up in the shop?

Calvin, you really just gonna let this fool come slidin' up in here

Calvin! Calvin?

Calvin! Don't.

Calvin.

Calvin...

Calvin's shop, Bree speaking.

Can I say n****es?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Can make a big difference.

Can we get back to it?

Can you help me put these away in the back?

Carefully, very carefully.

Catholic school?

Certified check. Nice.

Check this out. I already created a Twitter campaign.

Chicago native and NBA superstar

Chicago,

Chicago, stand up.

Children are dying in the street.

Chill out! Chill out! Look...

Clothes don't signify someone's sexuality.

Come back in an hour.

Come back in an hour.

Come back tomorrow.

Come here, girl!

Come here, let me get your beard.

Come on, babe, please.

Come on, Bree.

Come on, bruh.

Come on, Calvin! Come on!

Come on, Draya.

Come on, Eddie. Represent now.

Come on, girl!

Come on, Jason.

Come on, now, hook your man up.

Come on.

Come on. Baby, come here, I got you.

Come on. Just because I'm thick, it doesn't mean I don't have a soul.

Come over here. This is the last one.

Come together and show the world

Constitutional right!

Cool.

Cool. n****es.

Couldn't say his name. She used to call him Barath.

Crazy, Dad.

Crazy!

Dad, come on, I need it.

Dad, come on. You know I'm busy with homework and basketball.

Damn right!

Damn right.

Damn shame.

Damn, I see you getting that chop over there, girl.

Damn, man. Is it One Stop or non stop? Take the check.

Damn, you're like TMZ.

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Damn! She said, You wanna come inside and talk...

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. Now what's going on?

Damn. Oh.

Deal.

Dear Chicago,

Deep dish pizza,

Did his blackness stop that?

Did it stop Trayvon Martin, or Michael Brown,

Did she just say fleek?

Did Terri cut the edges off the bread like she does for the baby, too?

Did y'all hear my name on the radio?

Did you come to get a cut, man, or are you here to see Eddie twerk?

Did you hear what he said?

Did you tell them they was awesome?

Didn't Quis say to chill this weekend?

Do I ever question it?

Do I look like Father Flanagan?

Do I need to check the closet?

Do we still have those cameras in the back?

Do y'all need a minute? Because we'll all leave.

Do you know how many people get shot on this block, every single week?

Do you know what all these people got in common?

Do you know what cuttin' off these streets is gonna do to traffic?

Do you know who these people are?

Do you know your mama found gang paraphernalia in your drawer?

Do you realize how much good quality R&B we'd have missed out on,

Do you?

Do you.

Does anybody else have any other ideas?

Does everybody in here that's working...

Does One Stop even know what escrow means?

Does our president's blackness,

Does that mean we're cool?

Doesn't matter if a woman tries to wash your crusty ass drawers every night.

Doesn't matter if she fixes him a special batch of vegan chili,

Doing a little press opp for the mayor's office?

Don Cornelius,

Don't be mad at me because you can't

Don't Be So Mean greens in there for you today, too.

Don't even get riled up like that, Terri.

Don't lump us all in there.

Don't no woman want no moist Duncan Hines ass dude like Jerrod.

Don't touch me with that hand. Don't touch me in general.

Don't touch me!

Don't worry about nothing, man. Your unibrow is safe with me.

Don't... Don't just make up words.

Doubling the amount of cops on the streets this weekend.

Doubling the amount of cops on the streets this weekend.

Draya is right, we need some incentive to bring people out.

Draya works in a barbershop.

Draya, don't worry about that. I got some

Draya, it fell...

Draya! Draya!

Draya! What's up, baby girl?

Dumbass.

Each one of y'all want a super thug

Eddie, come on, you can twerk.

Eddie, don't go out there, they're gonna kill ya!

Eddie, even if you don't agree,

Eddie, if you came in here on some Ol' Man River shit.

Eddie, not cool.

Eddie, stop playing! Get down!

Eddie, that's bullshit.

Eddie, the only hair getting stolen around here is Indian hair.

Eddie, worry about your section.

Eddie, you got it.

Eddie!

Eddie.

Eddie. Are you serious? Because I don't see nobody.

Eddie...

Edge you up real quick.

Eric Garner got killed on tape and it still didn't matter.

Especially the ones I'll never ever wanna see again as long as I live.

Even if you just want to talk, I'm a great listener.

Even the ones that don't know how to go home.

Even though chili is supposed to have meat in it!

Eventually,

Every day, y'all in here complaining about fake weaves and fake asses,

Every delicious piece of beef helps keep a bullet off the street.

Every time I turn around,

Every vote... Ass. Ass, ass, ass. That's what it is.

Everybody has equal opportunity to make it here.

Everybody just calm down. Let me just talk to you.

Everybody knows that chili has meat in it!

Everybody wanna be down,

Everybody, check your wallets.

Everyone be well. Good seeing y'all.

Everything you need is right here.

Ew, y'all ain't shit, man.

Ew!

Exactly, gentlemen.

Exactly.

Exactly. And half the businesses on this block are barely above water.

Exactly. Calvin's Shop.

Exactly. It ain't like politicians really listen to the people anyway.

Exactly. Your ancestors were immigrants.

Excellent choice.

Excuse me?

Excuse you, this is how I pay my rent.

Explaining myself to you, you, or you!

Finally.

Following behind some little wannabe thug.

For all that, I should have smashed.

For giving all my money to the first.

For introducing me to Rashad.

For moving the shop,

For real, bro.

For the community summit,

For their Sunday dinner. Mmm!

For what?

For what?

For you to just go on over there to the North Side.

For, get this, free haircuts,

Four, three, two...

Frame your face. Shit.

Free cuts the whole weekend?

From Englewood, East Side, crazy, wherever they from,

From Holy City tomorrow.

From Monster's Ball?

From some video shoot or some athlete's commercial.

From what? Some clippers?

Fruit punch every third meeting.

Gave him the George Jefferson.

Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Get off me!

Get off me!

Get out of here, man.

Get up in it.

Get up in it. Now!

Ghetto office, you decorate somebody's shit.

Ghetto office.

Girl, how you gonna say, No shade, and then shade the shit out that lady.

Girl, I know.

Girl, my husband's got me all stressed out.

Give it a soft fade,

Give me a minute, brother.

Give me that!

Glad you came, man.

Go ahead, Jimmy.

Go get her.

Go on back to your seat, Poetic Injustice.

Go on in now, say what you gotta say.

Go on then.

Go on. Put that in a plastic cup.

Go, Calvin!

Go, hoes!

Go.

Gonna be a double breasted suit.

Good afternoon, everybody!

Good. Maybe it's time for you to meet some Catholics.

Got that right.

Gotta keep the little homies fresh, you feel me?

Government ain't good for nothing but giving you syphilis and flu shots.

Guychat. Guybarber. Snapchat.

Haircuts can stop bullets.

Half these hoes weren't even registered to vote before he ran for president.

Half your clients was mine to start.

Has everything on this bad boy...

Have a blessed day?

Have a seat right there.

Have a seat.

Have a seat.

Have you personally changed your mind about the enclosure,

He ain't coming around y'all broke n****es.

He ain't that kid no more, he with me.

He already had planned to

He called you by name?

He can let those birds go. Go, go! You know?

He died on the scene.

He don't even have no hair. You guys are tripping!

He funny. He make me laugh.

He got a point, Eddie.

He got shot in the face?

He got sticky fingers.

He got...

He has a standing appointment with me every other week.

He just got a $47 million contract.

He knows better than that. He wouldn't do that.

He like them big like that.

He might be Swiss. I mean...

He named himself to it. So, he's Swiss. He's Swiss.

He said he was too busy, which is really funny,

He said, Have a blessed day.

He swear he cute.

He used to be one of ours.

He was gonna tell her

He was involved in that fight, which turned out to be gang related.

He was never good enough for you.

He was quivering like Terrence Howard at the Oscars.

He was special.

He was walking home from the library.

He was wild!

He's at the park. Cornell Square.

He's gonna turn around.

He's just green, stringy,

He's not just the president of black America.

He's old and decrepit!

He's strongly considering joining one.

He's the President of the United States of America.

He's trying to act like it. Boy, you not a tough guy!

Head must tilt a certain way.

Heard you balled out this season.

Hell nah.

Hell, been stoned, been groped,

Hell, I'm the one who told him to marry Michelle.

Hell, nah.

Hell, no, it ain't easy. Hell, no.

Hell, no. Halle Berry crazy as hell.

Hell, yeah, dude! You know how much money

Hell, yeah, that's what I like to hear.

Hell, yeah! Ha ha!

Hell, yeah! What do you think?

Hell! It'll take me too long to get back up.

Her name was Josephine.

Here, man. Here's the check.

Hey, Aisha!

Hey, boy!

Hey, Calvin, I finished reorganizing that supply closet.

Hey, D, what's up, man?

Hey, don't tell nobody.

Hey, Eddie, man, look. I pay booth rent like everybody else does in here.

Hey, Eddie. What's up, man?

Hey, hey, hey! Hey! The language!

Hey, hey, what's up, Big Eddie?

Hey, I got that tater salad for your mama!

Hey, I know that.

Hey, Jerrod, get out the man's face.

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, man, hurry up.

Hey, Rev.

Hey, thanks for taking care of me earlier, Rashad.

Hey, what up, J.D.?

Hey, what you doing now?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, what's up, Dad? How's everything?

Hey, what's up, everybody?

Hey, what's up, Terrence?

Hey, what's up?

Hey, who wants some chicken wings?

Hey, who's winning over here, now? What's goin' on?

Hey, why don't y'all just keep moving?

Hey, yo, Shad. Hey, man!

Hey, yo, shorty, run them kicks.

Hey, you know, trying to do my thing.

Hey!

Hey! Congratulations, Miss Paxton.

Hey.

Hey. But this ain't no free clinic.

Hi. Who are you here to see?

High jacking and robbing Puerto Ricans for their hair.

His behavior is different.

His grades have started to slip.

His knees were showing.

His teachers have noticed it.

His test scores...

Hit me up anytime you want. I'mma see you later.

Hmm?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, let me get my stuff.

Hold on!

Hold on! Wait a minute!

Hold on! Wait a minute!

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on!

Hold on. Okay. All right. Okay.

Hold the pork!

Hold up, Calvin! What's going on in here?

Hold up, hold up. We've got one little problem.

Hold up. Now, that's not what I was suggesting.

Homeboy be rocking six inch stilettos and a perm,

Honestly, I thought that it was more about

Honestly, it's as simple as that.

Hope so.

How about dinner tomorrow night?

How about some sweet potato pie? All right.

How are you?

How can you give up like this?

How do you think the West Indies happened, okay?

How many times I gotta say ain't nothing happened?

How much you charge for them weaves?

How you doing, brother? You good?

How you doing, Mr. President? My name's Calvin.

However, there were some setbacks that black people faced

Huh?

Huh'? Who wants some non profit Gangsta Grub?

I agree.

I ain't dying in that old raggedy ass unisexual shop.

I ain't getting down there, it ain't worth it.

I ain't leave you nowhere, man.

I ain't tripping, right? I ain't been out the game that long.

I ain't trying to have Jalen get caught up,

I am aroused though, I ain't gonna lie.

I am your partner!

I appreciate it, too.

I appreciate you coming through here.

I appreciate you saying that.

I bet that shit was empty.

I bet you don't.

I bet you he won't be talking back to his mama no more.

I bet you Hillary's got a side chick.

I booked him. I booked him.

I came back to you.

I came in here to say,

I can fix it! I can fix it!

I can hear you. I'm good.

I can help. You know I have counseling services.

I can make out on these streets in a 48 hour...

I can't be caught outside with no car and it's dark and they're shooting...

I can't believe that you expect your visual fantasy

I can't believe y'all spend all that money on weaves anyway.

I can't do this, man.

I can't even recognize that place no more.

I can't go much lower than this now.

I can't run, Calvin. I'm old.

I can't take it.

I can't think of the last time we went two hours

I can't wait to give her this D.

I cannot believe that crazy man came in the store doing that today.

I could never ask for a better partner than you.

I could pick up Maya, like, whenever you need me to.

I cut the man's hair years ago. I know what I'm doing right here.

I damn near got robbed the other day.

I did get robbed the other day.

I did want to tell you that if you and Rashad

I didn't come here to bring anybody down, okay?

I didn't give up.

I didn't sell nobody out, man. I've been here for years!

I do not sound like that.

I do want to talk to you all about this council vote that's coming up next week.

I do.

I don't care what neighborhood they from. They from Chatham,

I don't care, I don't like that bitch.

I don't care, we can be quiet. Let's go.

I don't care, we can be quiet. Let's go.

I don't even know no black Swiss.

I don't even know no black Swiss.

I don't even recognize the neighborhood no more.

I don't feel like I need to cheat.

I don't feel lucky.

I don't know anybody in Catholic school.

I don't know what's happening out there, Calvin.

I don't know, Calvin.

I don't know!

I don't know. I think his dad said he had to come home.

I don't know. Why don't you go see?

I don't like white people either. Okay?

I don't think you understand, Eddie.

I don't wanna fight.

I don't want to hear it.

I don't want to hear that, man.

I don't want to state the obvious here, but this is a barbershop.

I don’t know, but don't you think sending him

I escort you to the bathroom and everything if I have to.

I find your nerdiness

I forgive you, Rashad.

I gave out.

I get it.

I got a little Asian lady who puts the suit together.

I got a son, too, man.

I got an appointment, too.

I got love for everybody in here.

I got my stuff. I'm all ready.

I got single, I got couple, I got group.

I got the little peanut butter and poverty sandwich.

I got the watches, I got the rings.

I got you, no worries.

I got you.

I got your message.

I gotta have them.

I guess I just figured

I guess.

I had to get mine in the back, like everybody else,

I hate to be the one to say this...

I hear about anything,

I just can't understand why people are still standing around

I just squeezed in another last minute appointment and I can't do it.

I just stopped by because I need to borrow $20.

I just wanna let you know. 'Cause you're my man.

I knew I wasn't tripping the other night.

I knew it. I should've never trusted you or that skank ass ho!

I know girls like Draya.

I know how it be, being a little homie. You know?

I know I do.

I know I was hard on you before,

I know it seems like a lot.

I know it's not the most ideal solution.

I know nothing happened.

I know that's right because that Who Smoked Your Okra

I know we need the money, so...

I know what non refundable means.

I know what you're doing, Eddie.

I know who you're talking about.

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.

I know y'all cool, be cooler.

I know you cool. I appreciate that.

I know you didn't come all the way over here to the South Side

I know you hold me down, I'm holding you down.

I know you're upset.

I know, but clearly, he's going through something.

I know, but listen, he didn't mean it!

I like that sharp suit.

I like them crazy.

I like who you are and you shouldn't feel pressured to change for anybody.

I love you, too, man.

I made a mistake.

I mean, all the progress you've made with the shop...

I mean, but that's what dudes want, they want that fantasy.

I mean, come on, who could turn that down?

I mean, girl, everybody could hear.

I mean, he got shot, so he's not great.

I mean, I ain't been out the game that long, Draya.

I mean, I didn't realize it was so private

I mean, I have...

I mean, I was 15.

I mean, if we don't do something, no one's gonna save our community.

I mean, let's be honest, she wasn't the one

I mean, look at what you have here.

I mean, praise God!

I mean, she ain't come this way for nothing.

I mean, so, you want us to believe that you cooked all that food yourself?

I mean, the gangs have us scared.

I mean, this is America.

I mean, what are you talking about?

I mean, when was the last time you seen Barack Obama do something for us?

I mean, why your dad's gotta be so stingy?

I mean, with Jalen's grades,

I mean, you don't think we want some nice, thick, sexy lips to suck on,

I mean...

I mean... What'd you hear? You heard that I said

I mentioned this a long time ago.

I might take you up on that one day.

I need the heat! Where's the heater?

I need to get on out of here anyway.

I need to talk to you. You got to sign some paperwork, brother.

I need you to know that, okay?

I need you to pick up Maya from school today, too.

I need your help. It's Jalen.

I own the shop with Angie right here.

I promise you, there's nothing going on with me and Draya.

I propose that Gangsta Grub be the official caterer for this.

I salute you, too.

I saw you, Kenny.

I say that because I mean it,

I say, God damn it, leave Kels alone!

I see through her fake lashes, and her watermelon ass,

I seen him on TV, he had a skirt on.

I seen that.

I swear.

I talked to Kenny, he said they was standing there and the fight broke out.

I tell you something in confidence, man to man,

I tell you, you look beautiful every day.

I think he wasting my time.

I think I got room for one more.

I think I'm in love with you.

I think that's a great idea, Rashad.

I think we should just call up Kanye

I told you not to take those down.

I told you that's who Kenny was when he was with his mother.

I told you!

I totally misread the situation.

I understand why you feel that way, Mrs. Palmer,

I understand. And I did stop doing the VD screenings last week.

I used to come here to get away from women.

I want you to just make me feel good.

I wanted to talk to you first because you know what you're gonna tell me?

I was cool with it.

I was gonna say something after the ceasefire.

I was just in there last week talking to his wife.

I was just standing there and a fight broke out.

I was really hoping you could fit me in.

I was telling these kids how I used to cut

I was telling you, that Catholic School?

I was thinking more like a benefit concert.

I was tripping.

I was wrong.

I went from a broken home,

I would be down for that.

I'd like to say something.

I'll answer it in the back.

I'll blow your head off, man.

I'll catch you tomorrow.

I'll do that thing you like.

I'll go get Maya, you do what you gotta do.

I'll hook you up, don't worry about nothin'.

I'll pay for everything, I'll pay for your hair, man.

I'll set that down there.

I'll take care of your bill.

I'll talk to their coach.

I'll tell you what.

I'll vote Democrat the next election.

I'm a father first.

I'm a good dude.

I'm a racist.

I'm a real man.

I'm a romantic.

I'm almost sure that's how I got syphilis.

I'm Calvin. This is my shop, man. What can we do for you?

I'm dancing, in a non gay way.

I'm doing a little bit of everything now, brother.

I'm doing tailoring,

I'm getting all the shorties at school now.

I'm going to tell you, it's non refundable.

I'm gonna be real with you, Cal.

I'm gonna be the team barber.

I'm gonna call Jesus. Somebody call some Marys.

I'm gonna give you the shake tomorrow, too, youngster.

I'm gonna hold off on that handshake

I'm gonna let my man Calvin over here hook me up.

I'm gonna need the support of my partner

I'm good! I'm good.

I'm happy for you.

I'm happy you back.

I'm in.

I'm just fond of shit.

I'm just getting something for my clients.

I'm just happy being a pillar of the community,

I'm just happy to stay here. Happy to be home.

I'm just saying, maybe y'all should stop making excuses

I'm just trying to do better, man.

I'm like, still trying to figure out every little thing about mine.

I'm listening, I'll listen! I'll listen! I'm listening.

I'm messing with you. Playing the whole...

I'm not cutting my locks.

I'm not doin' this school work.

I'm not doing this.

I'm not playing.

I'm not sayin' that stuff isn't messed up. Because it is.

I'm not stalking you,

I'm not thinking about backing out.

I'm not trying to get that call in the middle of the night

I'm not. For the record. I'm not.

I'm out.

I'm really proud of the work you guys are doing here.

I'm saying I wanna continue what we started.

I'm snatching you right up out of there, you hear me?

I'm sorry, y'all.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm straight.

I'm supposed to just accept your words?

I'm supposed to sit here

I'm talking about me and you for real. Look at me.

I'm telling you. I did something wrong.

I'm the owner today?

I'm tired of this, Eddie.

I'm working, for us, for our family!

I've been around a long time here, son.

I've been living on the South Side since '52.

I've been robbed, been shot, been stabbed.

I've been wanting to leave here years ago!

If he's not already in a gang,

If I take that check, that check goes away.

If not, I'mma assume you took 50 and I'm taking it out your pop's paycheck.

If she thinks I'm really about to do this homework tonight...

If there's one thing I know about you,

If they start fighting in that back room and tear shit up,

If we don't do something for this neighborhood, who will?

If you can get this to be a trending topic on Twitter,

If you can't understand that, I'm sorry.

If you choose groups, the responsibilities would be

If you don't like it, your ass pay anyway.

If you like it, you pay.

If you wanna be like, you know, Cater 2 U Beyoncé,

If you were smart, you'd do the same.

In always blaming the single woman for the affair?

In an effort to decrease violence in our city.

In an hour, man. In an hour.

In light of the success of the ceasefire,

In me number of homicides in Chicago in the last year.

In my house!

In other news, quite a crowd has gathered on the South Side

In real life.

In these streets to get hurt for you, you,

Incredibly sexy.

Is because he got expelled from school for fighting.

Is ever going to resemble any parts of Switzerland.

Is he black? Or is he white?

Is it something that I can Google?

Is my forehead when I say, Bitch, what?

Is that L. Rock from the Bears? Oh, my God.

Is that right, Cal?

Is that you know how to bounce back.

Is that your thing? Is that what you do?

Is this a set up?

Is this gluten free, Terri?

It ain't no ice cream truck.

It certainly looks like a lot more than $500.

It doesn't matter how much a woman tries to live up to your fantasies.

It doesn't matter how much a woman tries to live up to your fantasies.

It felt like... I thought you was...

It flew away. Let 'em fly.

It got messed up when he went to jail

It got real Fox News y in here for me.

It is not a homing pigeon, it does not come back.

It is shameful society always blames the other woman

It is. It is a great idea.

It isn't even out yet, man. It's not even on the market.

It just became easier to just walk away.

It might be a better question for you.

It was a bloodbath.

It was Anthony Clark.

It was damn near World War III.

It was nighttime, she was by herself. I wasn't gonna leave her out there.

It went away.

It wouldn't have mattered how bad the Instagram ho was.

It wouldn't matter to me anyway.

It'll never, ever happen again. I promise you that.

It's 2016, not 1816.

It's a itch that burns.

It's a lazy quiet day...

It's a pleasure doing business with you, Calvin.

It's a reminder that the individual, or, in this case, individuals,

It's a simple equation, son.

It's actually starting to feel a little normal.

It's all good, Calvin.

It's all right, though. I'll wait for the morning for that lazy side booty.

It's Barack right there. You can tell by the ear.

It's because... Look, she talked to me.

It's been a year! You're being too soft on him!

It's constitutional.

It's crazy out there. What else was I supposed to do?

It's fine.

It's for my protection.

It's forfeited.

It's going down this weekend, y'all!

It's gonna come back on your insurance. That's a deductible.

It's good running into you again.

It's gotta be out of here by 2:00.

It's illegal and a little creepy.

It's important that we all are here because this is our community.

It's just not at all African American.

It's like catching a unicorn.

It's like Love & Hip Hop reunion in here.

It's like walking around with a black AmEx.

It's lush, it's beautiful,

It's my constitutional right.

It's not cool.

It's not cool.

It's not easy, man.

It's okay.

It's over, man!

It's too crazy out there on them streets.

J, what are you thinking?

J.D. don't like surprises.

J.D., don't come up in here with all that shit today, okay?

J.D., how much money have you raised for the Boys and Girls Club this weekend?

J.D., what inspired you to get involved in this movement?

Jackie, what are you talking about now?

Jalen ain't never got expelled from school for fighting.

Jalen has shifted over these past few weeks.

JD., we here at WIS News...

Jerrod.

Joining forces saved us both.

Just be remorseful when you say it.

Just completely unappetizing to the human palate.

Just for a line up.

Just give the man some space.

Just in case you do some ****a shit.

Just LCDs, brother. You know what I mean?

Just one man.

Just sit here and wait for somethin' to happen?

Just wanted to do something about this so called abomination you say.

Kanye West,

Keep your elbow tucked.

Keep your son away from mine, man, or we gonna have a problem.

Kelly love the kids.

Kenny got Jalen involved in that shit.

Kick me, bitch, in the elevator.

Knead it, knead it! Knead it

Know what? You playing me right now.

Know why I came back?

Ladies, all the meat.

Last week, I got robbed twice

Lately, you've been out of control.

Leaning over. I mean...

Learn how to cook a decent meal, for goodness' sake.

Learn how to mop a floor.

Leave that man alone! Black lives matter!

Let me ask you something.

Let me get something. Just wait.

Let me get that Lupita.

Let me see your face.

Let me talk to you.

Let's go.

Let's holler at you for a little bit.

Let's just stick to cutting hair, right?

Let's make that mix up happen again.

Lifelong friendship

Like a radio promotion.

Like D Rose and D Wade.

Like gotta hide your wallet crazy.

Like he run the place?

Like it's an unemployment office.

Like one eye open crazy.

Like that? Like that?

Like you knead a bitch's ass. Okay?

Like, I can't believe he let you up in here.

Like, I don't know, lately you've been so stressed out.

Like, seriously.

Like, we the ones that don't wanna work.

Listen here, Bollyhood!

Listen, at some point, he's gonna realize

Listen, doofus...

Listen, I'm really sorry.

Listen, you're not going out there!

Listen! Now, I've been knowing you guys for about 20 years, man.

Listen! Wait! Listen!

Little emotional service doggies

Live from the South Side, I am Candace Washington...

Living amongst us mere mortals.

Lock our doors, don't snitch.

Look at him. He gonna chase her.

Look at Miguel.

Look at Prince.

Look at that, hmm?

Look back at it.

Look fresh.

Look here, Truck Stop, One Stop.

Look like some Middle Eastern, war torn country in your $1,000 suit.

Look, all we trying to say, man, is,

Look, Eddie, you once said

Look, I ain't gonna be too many bitches.

Look, I can't let y'all tear the President down like that. All right.

Look, I don't wanna take sides here,

Look, I got a Italian couple here that's hot on this place.

Look, I promise you...

Look, I tried to tell him not to.

Look, if we get people to come to the shop,

Look, J... I know you're mad.

Look, Kanye a Kardashian now.

Look, my bad. I thought you was really...

Look, my dad let me move in with him and Terri.

Look, my dad let me move in with him and Terri.

Look, Nana...

Look, Rashad, we want the same thing, man.

Look, she needed a ride home so I gave her a ride home.

Look, some of them don't even know how to microwave.

Look, Terri. I got you. I got you, baby. Come here.

Look, why would I mess around with Draya in the same shop you work at?

Look, y'all, I share the same concerns,

Look.

Look...

Looking like that girl from The Pirates of the Caribbean.

Looks like you're on the wrong side of town, ****a.

Love me some hoes. I can't live without hoes.

Love you, Dad.

Lupita?

Made him get in the game injured, man.

Man, Coach already talking about bumpin' him up to varsity next year.

Man, don't nobody want no bald head chick in real life.

Man, I can't believe y'all put all that money on your heads,

Man, I was hurt.

Man, I'm just promoting food.

Man, I'm so tired of this mess!

Man, she definitely wanted it. I know she wanted it!

Man, she know she ain't never ran a day in her life.

Man, she must be insane.

Man, shut up, One Stop.

Man, that's too bad.

Man, the streets is crazy right now.

Man, this ain't fair!

Man, this is the fucking South Side.

Man, this phone is the only phone

Man, we can go out the back. Let's just go out the back!

Man, y'all ****as ain't shit.

Man, you can't tell who that is, man.

Man! That would be... That would be dope, man.

Man. Come on, man. We all lived out here...

Man. She was so excited they was getting a second location.

Maybe about $500. That's it.

Maybe afford to own one less pastel colored T shirt

Maybe we can go upstairs and we could talk now.

Maybe we need to stop waiting for the government

Me and you.

Meanwhile, if I say you're a watermelon flavored fried chicken lover.

Meanwhile, only dude I have to look up to is the guy from Big Bang Theory.

Meanwhile, we gotta raise Jalen in this mess.

Meanwhile, you pass up corny dudes like Jerrod every day.

Michelle, now, that's different. She got them childbearing hips.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Don't be no sucker, Eddie.

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm. Exactly.

Momma Dee and Lil Scrappy.

Monogamy doesn't run in our DNA.

More flour. Put some more. Don't be scared.

Mr. Palmer, I understand...

Mr. Palmer, now hold up.

Mr. President, how you doing, sir?

Mr. Wilson!

Much love, dude. I'm sorry about everything.

Mull it over.

Mull it over.

My car broke down earlier today.

My elbow is tucked. My shot is water.

My father used to out both of your heads!

My first kiss,

My God. I gotta go.

My God. It's, like, red right here.

My husband said that this whole thing started

My kitchen workforce is made up of ex gang bangers,

My life would be so much better if you wasn't in it.

My life would be so much better if you...

My man.

My man.

My man. It's a pleasure, my brother.

My shot is butter.

My son, Jalen Palmer.

Nevertheless,

Next thing you know, you gonna be just

Nice!

Nice. Nice.

Nickel bags of weed, and pit bull puppies.

****a, I ain't worried about Marquis.

****a, this our block. You know that.

****a!

****a. Marquis?

No doubt.

No way in the world we can't get him a scholarship

No, baby. I'm tellin' you, we did nothing.

No, because I trust you.

No, don't do it...

No, he did not just pull up in a Maserati, girl!

No, he didn't.

No, he has not

No, he played us all.

No, I don't think he said Rashad.

No, I just do the measurements.

No, I'll be on my way.

No, I'm just playing with you.

No, it didn't, actually. He got shot in the face!

No, no World Star.

No, No, No Destiny's Child Beyoncé,

No, no, stop being mean, Rashad.

No, no!

No, stop!

No, thank God.

No, thank you, man. I'm good. We don't need no damn session.

No, that ain't what happened.

No, they're not.

No, we down for sure.

No! Hell, no, man! He said Rashad.

No! Wait a minute! Wait, wait, wait.

No.

No. No, baby, you got to pull them roots all the way up like a turnip...

No. No, go on ahead to school.

No. Now, do I think that you could

Nobody tried to lynch your musty ass.

Nobody want to put in the work.

Nobody wears no belts.

None of my team has gotta deal with these stupid rules!

None of us have ever asked you not to be a father!

Not a lot of people do, but you definitely do.

Not all the time, they don't go in.

Not because we say it, but because we work hard at it.

Not even for Jamaicanthickthighs24?

Not now, Dante. Not now.

Not this weekend.

Not to dismiss your argument here, Raja,

Not to mention,

Not to oversell it, but what's gonna happen is,

Not to put your business out there, but Terri does make more.

Not trying to get that call in the middle of the night

Not yet, Raja.

Not you, pa.

Now how am I supposed to trust you?

Now if you end up on the Bulls, your daddy got to go everywhere with you.

Now more than ever.

Now that's dangerous.

Now that's just a lie.

Now we lost one.

Now y'all depend on me to do a few things,

Now you can sweep up the hair.

Now, I ain't want to say this in front of everybody,

Now, I told you, me and my wife, we want that shop.

Now, I'm gonna keep it real here for a second.

Now, I'm not one of your friends, okay?

Now, if y'all wanna fight, fuss and cuss, you take it to the back.

Now, listen...

Now, luck, we get a few celebrities to tweet that out,

Obama makes sure you get all that birth control that you need.

Off market medicinal remedies,

Oh man, I forgot about that one.

Oh, and women aren't?

Oh, don't worry. We're gonna get this

Oh, especially the non...

Oh, God.

Oh, hey!

Oh, is it like that?

Oh, it's like that?

Oh, keep them coming.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, man.

Oh, man...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay, okay.

Oh, shit!

Oh, that could be anybody.

Oh, that's easy, they masturbate a lot.

Oh, they're here to accept the money

Oh, they're here to accept the money

Oh, this is crazy, man.

Oh, uh huh.

Oh, well...

Oh, wow. It is trending.

Oh, yeah, he does.

Oh, yeah, I got 20.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you complaining now?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Serious?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Sorry, Mr. Cal.

Okay, come see me.

Okay, here we go. Low like you always do?

Okay, hold on one second, chrome dome. All right.

Okay, I don't even know why he got a goddamn hairnet on.

Okay, let's see.

Okay, thanks, Cal. I'll text him.

Okay, that was a good one right there.

Okay, well, who is he?

Okay, you take care of yours, I take care of mine.

Okay? You? You better hurry it up!

Okay.

Okay. I just need a little touch up now, Angie.

Okay. Okay.

On behalf of the Boys and Girls Club of Chicago.

On me.

One day, somebody gonna be chasing your ass for real.

One of the best ones we got.

One Stop,

One Stop, why didn't you just call me on my phone?

One Stop's Home and Office Decoration.

One!

Only thing gonna be wrinkling around my house

Ooh, bait and switch.

Ooh.

Ooh. He crazy there. This one.

Oprah.

Or this damn shop!

Or we ground him or something.

Other than drinking up all my goddamn apple juice and dirtying up the house.

Ours were imports.

Out of respect for him and the shop, man, hear us out.

Pardon me.

Passion and love, and, like, how you guys connected...

Peace, Chicago. Let's do this!

Peace. Good luck with everything.

Pedro. Feliz Navidad.

People don't have it yet.

Playing the Bulls tomorrow

Please come down to Calvin's Shop tonight

Please tell this 50 Shades of Grey looking ass,

Please tell this man, this ancient being,

Please.

Police believe most shootings were gang related.

Police say at least eight people were killed,

Positive.

Pretend like this shit is normal?

Pretty good. Shouldn't you two be at school by now?

Probably some gang related shit.

Probably thick, too.

Progress?

Pronounced him dead this morning.

Pull your pants down, we're doing it.

Put it back.

Put it on all the meat you eat.

Question. You mind if I get a picture for Twitter?

R. Kelly? For a kids benefit?

Rashad, I got your sheen spray for you.

Rashad, it was hypothetical.

Rashad, you might have to shut your mouth.

Rashad, your son's here!

Rashad!

Really great idea, baby.

Really?

Remember the words of Maya Angelou, man. Words is power.

Retire? You?

Right now, it's about 55 degrees and cloudy,

Right, right, right, right.

Right, right.

Right?

Satellite radio, holographic video,

Say it slow so we can hear all the syllables.

Saying my son is locked up or worse,

Saying my son is locked up or worse,

See me hooping this year, right?

See you around.

See, Eddie, that's your problem.

See, the idea is that if it can control traffic,

See, the whole point of the enclosure

See? This is what I've been talking about.

Seems like the problem is bigger than you and me.

Selling the shop is the best thing for your family,

Send me some pictures.

Seriously.

Seven, six, five,

Shad, you back here?

Shad, you back here?

She asked me how I'm doing, she asked what's going on!

She definitely wanted it. Right? Right?

She gave us six packets.

She sews. I don't sew.

She sitting there with it all out like, Yo.

She wants you, Rashad.

She wasn't playing.

She wouldn't have been able to come between y'all.

Shh! You're good. You're good.

Shit, man.

Shit.

Shorties is wiling, right?

Shorties out here wiling and that's our fault. That's on us.

Shut up, woman! I heard you the first time!

Sit on down. Come on in here.

Slavery being at the very top of that list.

Slow your roll.

Smart phone, dumb girls!

So I got you.

So I hope you know it's out of love that I say this.

So I just slipped right out.

So just because you take some long dramatic pause

So the dog ate the whole condom?

So they're just gonna build a jail around us?

So this year is absolutely critical for him

So we ain't got no gun?

So we're gonna make them listen.

So what are you sayin'?

So what are you saying, Calvin?

So what are you saying, Raja?

So what does that mean for the average black dude walking down the street?

So what makes you so special, G?

So what you say, Ange?

So what? What happens after that?

So what'd he say?

So you just gonna leave me out here with Yummy alone?

So you learned your lesson today, didn't you?

So you took the bitch home.

So, can we maybe get back to the $20?

So, did you hear Mr. Harris got shot?

So, I already talked to your ass already!

So, what happened?

So, why are you pointing the finger at Kenny?

So, you know, maybe we just talk to him again

So, you like my personality?

Solange crazy.

Somebody is killing somebody over nothing.

Sorry about that, go ahead.

Sorry, A.D. Sorry. He's got issues.

Sounds very, very Caucasian.

South Side, baby. Yes, sir, 79th Street all day.

South Side's no place to flex.

Specifically?

Start off fresh.

Start you off fresh.

Stay home?

Stay home? You playing, right?

Stay with us, 1 got some of your requests coming up momentarily.

Stepping up my lazy side booty game.

Still I rise.

Stop acting all nervous, Eddie.

Stop!

Straight up.

Streets is quiet, feels good.

Stupid shit.

Such kind words, you guys. I really appreciate it.

Sure you gonna be burnt out by tonight.

Tag me in it, too, so I can retweet it.

Take a number.

Take her in the back and just bed her down?

Talent, take six.

Talent! You all take five.

Talking about a little puppy gonna lick on somebody's face.

Talking about how they repping 79th,

Talking to me?

Tell me that ain't child abuse.

Tell Weezy I said hey!

Ten, nine, eight,

Terri, girl, I couldn't help but overhear.

Terri, just out of curiosity, what is that thing that you do?

Terri...

TERRY. Draya, stop! Calvin, help me on this!

TERRY. I don'! need nothing but for you to back up a few feet.

Thank God you were a G Unit bulletproof vest.

Thank you for the work. Appreciate it.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, baby!

Thank you, baby.

Thank you, Rashad.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for giving me a ride home the other night.

Thanks.

That abomination on your head called locks?

That ain't gonna help us.

That ain't no progress.

That ain't right either.

That ain't shit.

That at least we're trying to do something.

That big booty bitch we went to high school with,

That bitch was swole.

That can hold his own on the yard at the Cook County jail,

That dude, Ronnie, he was just a bad apple.

That happened over there at the high school.

That I see everything you do.

That is not how you got syphilis.

That is ridiculous, that is bullshit.

That is what I mean.

That lick your face and make you feel good about yourself.

That means that we have to give them something to see.

That really made things stressful for a minute there.

That sandwich was hand crafted.

That saw five killed and 14 wounded.

That shit is annoying.

That the barbershop is the pillar of the neighborhood.

That there's still hope on the South Side.

That wanna know where you are, what you're doing,

That was serious, I ain't make that up.

That was the dumbest thing you ever said.

That were doing all of this because we love him.

That you'd drop kick Lupita to get to Kim Kardashian.

That's ail? Whoa. Really?

That's all we asking for, bruh.

That's an increase over last year's holiday weekend

That's failure!

That's funny. My mom's name is Josephine.

That's gonna cost you, like, $200.

That's gonna cost you, like, $600.

That's gonna cost you, like, a stack.

That's good, Jerrod.

That's got three degrees from Harvard and making six figures.

That's gross.

That's it! For my family!

That's just from this morning.

That's like saying every woman wants a big package.

That's not corny, son. That's being a man.

That's not exactly what we're doing this for though.

That's R. Kelly's favorite.

That's right.

That's right. Put it on us.

That's the information super highway right there.

That's the reason that we have to keep going

That's what he put money down on.

That's what I said.

That's what I'm talking about!

That's what I'm talking about!

That's what I'm talking about!

That's what it is, it doesn't matter,

That's what politicians do though.

That's why we couldn't do nothing last week.

That's your section.

The city plans to gate off 20 blocks,

The commitment of them killing each other?

The damn trailer to Jurassic Park, every time we walk up in here.

The enclosure just magically stops?

The gun! The gat!

The idea is stay away from the bullet, don't go towards them.

The last album he made,

The man is in an impossible situation. Know what I'm sayin'?

The most powerful man on the planet is black.

The name seems like you're promoting something.

The New York Times broke this down recently.

The one about the enclosure.

The one about the enclosure.

The only man that you can trust is the one up above.

The only reason I'm still here is because the first time,

The other one, too.

The place I call home.

The reason I wanted to end the ceasefire

The recession ain't never left the South Side.

The second amendment means we have a right to bear arms.

The shop staying open depends on the success of this ceasefire

The South Side.

The streets are talking.

The tree was too short.

The whole reason he's living with Rashad

Them albums was made out of pure stress.

Them people downtown, they aren't moving for us.

Then we gotta do something about it.

There ain't no gun in this shop.

There used to be a day when there was a code.

There was a shooting on 26th and King

There was nothing any of us could do.

There we go.

There we go. This what we running.

There were plenty of other good dudes who could've taken her home.

There you go, double trouble.

There you go, Draya.

There you go.

There's a bunch of them Gangster Disciples down there on the corner,

There's a library down the street.

There's a lot more where that came from.

There's a whole dictionary full of words.

There's gotta be something we can do to work together on this.

There's never been a better time

There's still seats available if you need a seat.

These kids ain't gonna listen to us.

These kids have lost their damn minds.

These kids, they like to kill each other.

They ain't got no commitment to us!

They all here to see One Stop.

They are here to officially accept your donation

They are murderers.

They couldn't even get bank accounts.

They didn't know how to tie the knot.

They don't work at the grocery store, and if they did,

They had no money, no friends.

They like that shit.

They my size. That's what size they are.

They old?

They put 'em in the Caribbean,

They so good, they're gonna make a Vice Lord give a GD a foot massage.

They so happy to see you. And it makes you feel good inside.

They took Indians, they took black people from Africa,

They wanna open a yogurt spot or a yoga spot.

They would be butchers.

They're angry.

They're corny.

They're gonna come up with ideas.

They're killing everybody.

They're supposed to look like that.

They're tired.

They're young boys, and I'm gonna talk to them.

Things ain't been the same between me and you.

Thinking he teaching lessons and dropping knowledge.

Thirty five guaranteed and four with incentives.

This ain't about work, I'm talking about us.

This ain't Fallujah. Come on. Everybody, stand up.

This ain't The Oprah Show. You don’t just show up and get free gifts.

This boy burning bad, I smell it. Come on.

This dinosaur of some sorts.

This is a private discussion between me and my husband.

This is bullshit, this is not normal.

This is just a terrible idea.

This is low as I can go really.

This is not what you think it is.

This is so cool!

This is that bird I talked about. Remember that?

This is the original man cave.

This isn't the privacy of your own bedroom.

This just got very interesting.

This ****a said probably?

This old fogey,

This pie got me dancing a jig over here.

This was a male sanctuary.

This was a mercy hire.

Those candy bars are a dollar apiece, if you want one.

To actually mop and iron for your old ass?

To bring in cookies and, or,

To build a foundation to go off to college.

To Calvin's Barbershop over on the South Side.

To come meet up in the shop, and we just talk.

To donate to the Boys and Girls Club!

To no Boys and Girls Oh!

To say something real, you gotta make fun of me.

To step in and save us and we need to start saving ourselves.

To tweet about it and talk about it.

Trust me on this, ladies.

Trust me.

Trying to do something good.

Trying to tell me what kind of fool I am

Tum it over, ball it

Turn that up!

Two black fathers bonding in the hood.

Two days and no bloodshed.

Uh oh. Uh oh.

Uh, Draya, I want to talk to you anyway, 'cause...

Uh, I had $20, but I got robbed.

Uh, I like that.

Uh, look, listen, guys, um...

Uh. A couple things.

Uh. I got a itch

Uh...

Um, I don't come off as gay, do I?

Um...

Unless you Bill Cosby.

Unlike New York and LA, there has been a spike

Until I'm dead. It was him.

Until you make that remaining balance payment on Monday.

Vegan chili is delicious.

Very good to see you. Good to see you.

Violence on Chicago's streets

Wait a minute!

Wait. Is he okay?

Wait. Wait. Hold up!

Walk away from all this pain.

Walking around smelling like Flavor Flav's wave cap.

Was looking for, like, a third girl to help you out,

Was poppin' on fleek last time.

Was she with him?

Watch him. Watch him go.

Watch your mouth in here. Angie, get your girl.

WBBM news time, 6:32.

We aim got to make a stop or nothing.

We all do.

We all good. Come on, big boy.

We are college bound. We are exceptional.

We are trending.

We black. It's hard.

We cool.

We could just do what we already do. For free.

We could try to get both sides to come together

We could've had the shop's first sex tape.

We crazy to think that

We don't have time for that shit.

We don't wanna walk outside anymore.

We don't want this gravy train to stop flowing anytime soon.

We get up every single day and we work beside you!

We gonna make it happen this weekend.

We gonna see.

We gonna send his heathen ass to Catholic school!

We got Marquis and Jay up in here.

We got sons, I know y'all got kids,

We got to get the shot callers to call a truce.

We gotta fix our problems ourself.

We gotta revisit that conversation.

We gotta revisit that conversation.

We have a little surprise for you.

We have a real conversation.

We have to stop the violence.

We have to talk about this.

We just need people from the city

We just need y'all to call some shots.

We just wasting our time.

We know you don't care about your community,

We out.

We rolling out with the rest of the family

We run this whole shit.

We shouldn't be like this.

We turn the shop into our safe space for the weekend.

We wanna thank y'all for being here.

We want Jalen to be here. The school needs him here.

We want them to believe in their community.

We want them to believe in themselves.

We want them to believe that they have a future.

We winning and y'all ain't.

We'll go viral in no time.

We'll just be a non violent empty shop.

We're 42 hours into the ceasefire

We're asking y'all for 10 minutes.

We're gonna get, like, a thousand likes!

We're good to go this weekend.

We're out in the street, you know.

We're supposed to be your friends!

We've been busy with work.

We've been up 38 hours.

We've got to keep the talent healthy.

We've just gone to a new low. When you now...

Wearing all of that red and gold down 79th.

Webster's Dictionary. Go in there and flip through it.

Well, guess what, little ****a. Hearts ain't bulletproof.

Well, I can't speak for the council,

Well, I might as well just take my drink to go then.

Well, I say we do it.

Well, I wanna say it anyway.

Well, I'm angry and I'm older than 14.

Well, Isaac,

Well, it depends. 'Cause if you wanna be basic ass

Well, look, maybe it's just me.

Well, now you got a grown man haircut.

Well, the police chiefs planning on

Well, there he goes! Harold Washington, Junior.

Well, what time you gotta pick up Maya?

Well, what time you gotta pick up Maya?

Well, yeah, we do be shootin' some hoop.

Well, you know, it's always been about the kids.

Well, you know, there wasn't enough room in my car for my cape.

Well, you know, when I get home later,

Well...

Went into my kitchen, thought mine was a safe.

Were concerned about the people that Jalen's been hanging around with lately.

What about R. Kelly?

What are we gonna do?

What are you talkin' about, man?

What bring you around here?

What can I do for you, brother?

What can I say? I find your neuroses entertaining.

What can the people of Chicago take away from this?

What commitment?

What did I ask you to do? More of this. More parsley.

What do you mean involved? Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang?

What do you say, Eugene?

What happened to the barbershop, Calvin?

What happened to us giving them a break, huh?

What happened?

What I'm saying is,

What is it, Eddie? What is it?

What kind of enclosure?

What progress, man?

What the hell are you doing, girl?

What them pockets do, little daddy?

What up, broski?

What up, Dad?

What up, J, Bree, Angie?

What vote?

What you talking about?

What, a man can't check out his old stomping grounds on his lunch break?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Men are visual, all right? What's the problem?

What? They do.

What? What'd you say? Jalen!

What? You're just proving my point!

What...

What'? Man, I got robbed twice on the same day on the same block.

What'? You want me to hang out with the cornball that cleans the shop?

What'd them white girls want? They lost?

What's going on, hungry black folks?

What's good, ma?

What's hangin', Rashad?

What's so hard to believe about that?

What's that, Rashad?

What's the issue? What'd you call me for?

What's the real story?

What's up, G?

What's up, J?

What's up, man?

What's up?

What's wrong with Anthony?

When are you going to do something about

When are you gonna get your own show on VH1?

When I was growing up, ass whippings were like meals,

When Kenny's mom asked if he can spend the remainder of high school with us,

When my partner just said the ceasefire is back on.

When they should be blaming him.

When were you gonna tell me?

When you going to wash them things, man?

Where you at?

Where your little homie Kenny at?

Which would make this shop more desirable.

White people love when you go, Awesome!

Who do you think that is? It's him before his hair turned gray.

Who don't know nothing about what's going on around here,

Who gave me the greatest gift a man could ever ask for...

Who got a burn?

Who had sex with you and didn't appreciate it?

Who is it?

Who is this on the cover? It looks like Mike Tyson.

Who knows, man? You know, right now,

Who swore to be honest and to be faithful

Who won? Who won?

Who you talking about? You talking about Kenny?

Who, if they didn't have this job, would be on the street bangin'.

Who's thottiepimpin?

Whose shots suck?

Why are you trying to take everything

Why did you talk to her first?

Why do you even talk to her anyway?

Why don't you give me a double shot of Hennessy?

Why don't you help yourself back to your station, Draya?

Why don't you just give me the damn check?

Why is it corny to handle your business?

Why women like me can't find a decent man.

Why would you say that?

Why you acting all business like? It's One Stop.

Why'd I do that?

Why'd you have to be the one?

With all that ass, she ain't safe nowhere.

With all the single dudes in the world, you just gotta be a married man's ho?

With everything going on right now, with Anthony,

With mean ass Shanda Wilkins.

With the good girls and the hoes,

With the lights on, and no drinks.

With the lopsided titties, I remember.

With their pants hanging all around their ankles.

With this shop essentially right in the middle of it.

With unlimited free cuts and styling.

Without gunfire popping off around here.

Without some knucklehead bringin' a gun in here.

Women want sex, too.

Word? That's good, man. Keep putting in work.

World Star fight!

Would you stop tellin' everybody's business!

Wouldn't open up the register, so they shot him.

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Y'all are the only reason I come to this damn shop!

Y'all gonna be family soon anyway, right?

Y'all gotta realize that. Okay?

Y'all in here complaining about our weaves,

Y'all know I got love for the South Side.

Y'all know our crew run this whole neighborhood.

Y'all know the boy that got shot didn't make it.

Y'all know to have a ceasefire,

Y'all know we have to do it.

Y'all know what happened last time one of their leaders got killed.

Y'all know what happened the last time

Y'all need anything though? Y'all straight?

Y'all out of your neighborhood anyway.

Y'all see that one?

Y'all still down, right?

Y'all the shot callers.

Y'all wanna kill each other, y'all take that shit outside!

Yeah, a 48 hour ceasefire,

Yeah, a fantasy that you still expect us real women to live up to.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, baby! All right!

Yeah, come on.

Yeah, everyone likes free shit.

Yeah, for sure, man.

Yeah, girl!

Yeah, he can teach them how to make home movies.

Yeah, he's gonna take it in the back.

Yeah, I believe him. He's my son.

Yeah, I bet you would.

Yeah, I know what's up.

Yeah, I said it.

Yeah, I see.

Yeah, I'm here to see One Stop.

Yeah, it worked for 50!

Yeah, it's true, I like the sisters. I do.

Yeah, keep it pushing.

Yeah, man. The Vice Lords don't play that.

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah, nothing happened.

Yeah, okay and I'll be that.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, one second. Calvin, it's for you.

Yeah, this Calvin.

Yeah, we on our way.

Yeah, well, so is getting shot.

Yeah, what's going on, everybody? I wanna send a special shout out

Yeah, who won? What's the real story?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. He said me, Eddie.

Yeah. No doubt, no doubt.

Yeah. That's it.

Yeah. That's...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, absolutely.

Yes, he can.

Yes, I am.

Yes, sir, it's Cayman Kelly stretching and yawning,

Yes, sir. Peace is in the air!

Yes, we can! Yes, we can!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yo, Cal, what's up?

Yo, Instagram that.

Yo, Isaac. It is what it is, man.

Yo, J.D., man. This is on the up and up.

Yo, Jerrod, check it out.

Yo, man, we closed.

Yo, Raja, let me get some of that spray, G.

Yo, Terri and Rashad! Yo!

Yo, thanks, Yummy.

Yo, who that?

Yo, you better get your girl.

Yo. Can a brother get a cut around here?

You a stupid ****a.

You ain't comb your hair in six months, it's a little nappy down there.

You ain't even worth it.

You ain't got it like that, you need to ease back

You ain't got to do this either.

You all ready? You all ready?

You and your lady having problems, huh?

You are like the Al Sharpton of the fat back.

You are living proof that there are superheroes

You been gone all of this time,

You can come over here and frisk me if you like.

You can look, but do not touch.

You can't just wear their colors and walk down the street unchecked.

You can't make a decision about the shop without at least talking to her first.

You can't pull kids pants down and spank their bottoms until it turns red.

You can't see shit.

You can't send ladies to the back room to fight.

You cannot.

You come home every other night

You come over to my house, you better know how to clean and iron.

You crazier than she is.

You didn't buy it!

You didn't kill children. You didn't kill mothers.

You don't know how to do nothing, need to learn a skill.

You don't see it every day, is what I'm trying to say. Right?

You don't wanna rock your dreads like that, man?

You don't work, you don't get paid. Okay?

You girls keep complaining about the chauvinistic talk in the shop,

You gonna be all right.

You good?

You got a lot of nerve showing up here.

You got a moms, you got a dad.

You got me twisted on there, talking about the talent.

You got some salve?

You got something you wanna say?

You got these musty n****es sitting around here all day,

You got to penetrate more. Too many jumpers.

You gotta get people in and out. That's what we do.

You gotta get your girl.

You gotta realize how lucky you are to have two parents

You guys go home for the weekend,

You guys know I can't talk about anybody else's kids.

You hit the nail on the head.

You hollerin' right now,

You just break up a healthy relationship?

You knew how I felt.

You know ain't I do no twerking!

You know damn well them suits ain't $1,000, boyba.

You know how long he was with his mother.

You know how Mike Tyson has these birds on that roof?

You know how much money we pull in on Saturday alone?

You know how we do. South Side Chicago, baby!

You know I know who Maya Angelou is.

You know it.

You know that gang fight that happened yesterday?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Iron.

You know what I'mma do? I'mma let them catch you.

You know what the whole problem with your generation is?

You know what, he's right.

You know what, I talked my way into this,

You know what, ladies?

You know what, women like you are the reason

You know what? Forget y'all.

You know what? Good night, Rashad.

You know what? I'm gonna leave.

You know what? That's it for me.

You know what? The two of them just make me believe in the sanctity of marriage.

You know why? Do you know why?

You know you know what you're doing. Come on, man.

You know you my girl and

You know, get it poppin' or anything like that,

You know, he is a little beige.

You know, he was in there by himself closing up for the night.

You know, I am half delirious.

You know, I didn't mean what I said earlier.

You know, I gotta get a picture of this.

You know, I really love what you've done for the black community.

You know, I'm gonna have to get that thing from you.

You know, I'm here.

You know, it's good to be back where it all started for me.

You know, maybe that's part of the problem. I mean...

You know, men aren't just looking to cheat.

You know, One Stop found some cool locations over there on the North Side.

You know, something for the kids.

You know, that's how you get to the big leagues,

You know, they don't do their job

You know, Thomas Jefferson had a whole plantation of side chicks.

You know, you ain't too grown to get your butt whooped.

You know, you're the only one that comes in here

You look good, man! Nothin' can stop you now.

You made her think she could!

You need manners.

You need to do something with them.

You need to make a decision.

You need to worry about why ain't nobody ever sitting in them chairs.

You never touched a hair on that man's head.

You okay?

You play too damn much, man.

You really think the neighborhood's gonna agree

You see them arms right there?

You should've never let it get that far.

You sure?

You think anybody who's not a regular will show up?

You think I ain't gonna think that? I mean, she got the...

You think it's a level playing field out here?

You think it's funny. You're not funny.

You think that's your boy?

You think this a joke?

You think this is a game, ****a?

You think you got heart, huh?

You tryin' to embarrass yourself

You wanna act grown?

You wanna know why I'm sarcastic?

You want a latte?

You want me to sweep before I go?

You want some?

You was running around here organizing.

You wasting my time right now.

You watch your mouth, Jalen!

You were a real gentleman, Shady Shad.

You weren't gonna tell us

You will do good business, my brother.

You won't see fleek in there, nowhere.

You'd be surprised what One Stop know.

You'll find your way back home.

You'll get your ass beat.

You're an amazing father to Maya.

You're an amazing man, Rashad.

You're gonna run from me, really?

You're gonna wake her up.

You're inviting me to your house just to come and talk?

You're just an idiot.

You're lucky.

You're not going nowhere.

You're right. It might increase traffic.

You're saying no, but that's not what you mean, Rashad.

You're stupid.

You're the one who said you wanted to spend more time with Maya and Kenny,

You're the place that raised me,

You're the son of a barber, you can't be walking around here

You've always been there for me for everything,

You've always taken personal tragedy and turned it into triumph.

Your dad will be so proud of you.

Your girl does need to be careful

Your passion for women's rights liberating.

Your phone die, you wouldn't know how to spell a sentence.

Your shot sucks.

Your wife trying to find you.

All right, bro. Keep growing. High five.

All right, man. Thanks! All right, Chris Beige.

All right. Let's do this.

All right. What's up, A.D.?

All right. Cool, man. I'm good. I'm good.

all straightened out. Mom! I'm fine.

Am I early or late? Both.

and get blood on the floor. Embarrass myself?

and I was well fed. Hey, Kenny.

Babe, listen. You had the hammer!

Babe, stop it! I'm gonna call the Catholics.

Baby! Rashad, get off me!

Bam! Your daddy gonna be proud.

Basketball reference. That was racist, right there.

Be quiet. I am being quiet.

Because this is my shit. Mmm...

Big difference. Not really.

Boom, boom. Mmm.

Boy, you ain't white! Okay, babe...

Breaking down like LeBron! Oh.

But he's not a tough guy. I know.

But the name... What?

Bye, Anthony. All right, y'all.

Bye, Draya. Hey, hey.

Calvin, take this picture. Yeah.

Calvin's Shop... Listen, guys!

Can I get a selfie with you? What?

Can't Kenny do it? I asked Kenny.

Closure? What enclosure?

Come get it! All right.

Come on, man. I'm telling you!

Come on! Hmm? Mabel.

Crazy. Crazy. Is he okay?

Did you hear him? Baby, please wait! Hey!

Draya, I got you. It's crazy right now!

Even the non n****es. Mmm hmm.

Everybody stay cool headed. Shit.

Everybody? Yeah.

Exactly. I told you.

Exactly. Look, y'all.

Fo' sho? Yeah.

get a man or keep a man! Draya...

Get off me! There was nothing happening!

Good to see you. You too, man.

Good, I'm good. A'ight.

Gotcha. Okay.

Guess who's back? Hey, Jimmy.

Hell, nah. No.

Hell, yeah. Yeah, probably.

Here you go. Man, I appreciate that for sure.

Hey, everybody! Hell, no.

Hey, everybody! Hey, girl.

Hey, I'll get you one. I'm gonna hold you to that.

Hey, Rashad! What's good, Draya?

Hey, Rashad. Morning, Rashad.

Hey, Terri, come on. I know what I saw.

Hey, yo, boy. Cal, what up?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Just give me one of

Hey. How ya doing? What's up, man?

Hi! How you doing?

Hold on now. Hey!

How are you? How you doin'?

How are you? Mr. President.

How you doing, man? I'm doing.

I appreciate that, man. Cool.

I came to apologize, Terri. I don't want to hear it.

I can't take this anymore, man. I'm out. All right.

I know what I saw. Come on, Terri.

I like away from me? Because I love you...

I like that. Yeah.

I love you, boy. I love you, bro. Love you.

I need the strap! Strap?

I need you to listen to me! Do not touch me!

I need you to talk to me. I knew it!

I really appreciate it. We all good.

I told you. Hey, Eddie!

I understand that. All right, y'all.

I was in love with you? No.

I wish you would, boy! Jay!

I'm Angie. Hi. Yeah.

I'm dead serious. Don't nobody wanna hear all that!

I'm sorry, but I'm out! Wait, Calvin. Come on.

Is this decaf? Uh, yeah, cold brew's for me.

It ain't what you think... Okay, all right!

It's a new situation. It's not a new situation.

It's all good. Stay in your lane.

It's all right. Did you hear that?

it's been very inspiring... Is that Jimmy James?

It's me, girl! Oh.

J.D., meet Jamilah... Who is she?

Jay! Look at me. What you gonna do?

just a few minutes ago. Oh, man! Really?

Keep it going, y'all. Hey, did y'all hear that?

Know that. Know that. Yeah.

Let me see your head. No, Mom, I'm okay.

Let me see. Send me that.

Let's get ready. Yes, sir.

Let's go. I'm just gonna talk to them.

Let's go. Yo, chill out.

Let's go. Look... Whatever.

Listen to me. Jay! Jay!

Little bit. Are you shaking, Eddie?

Man, that's bullshit. No, that's some real shit.

Man, that's got to... No, it ain't.

Man, that's... Shut up!

Man. I got you.

Mmm hmm. It's a great idea, Calvin.

Move! Ow.

Mr. James! Ms. Cruz.

n****, I'm the talent. Oh!

No booth rent. We're clear?

No offense, Draya. None taken, girl.

No way. Take a look.

No, I'm good. Come on, baby.

No, no, no, no! You don't talk!

No, you weren't. You tripping right now.

No. Hell, no.

No. Jerrod's like boiled okra.

No. Yeah. No.

Not one. Are you serious?

Oh, Angie is the one you're speaking to. Now you got it.

Oh, come on, man! You watch that booty shaking!

Oh, man. Oh...

Oh, my God. Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, my God. That's terrible. Uh huh.

Oh, thank you. Appreciate your patriotism.

Oh! He liked some other little girl.

Oh... Too soon? Yeah.

Okay? Mabel.

Okay. That makes sense.

Okay. Yes, sir.

Okay... The Holy Cross, we coming!

Oops. What the hell, dude?

Pull your pants down. What?

Put it back. Wow.

Shit! Oh, man.

Shit! That's dope! Yeah!

Should I say hi? Yeah.

Smell that. It's not scratch and sniff.

so I give affection very fast. Oh, my Lord. My Lord.

so what's the problem? Some time.

Sorry about that. Nah.

Stacia! Sorry, action, Stacia!

Stop, Tewana, stop! What the fuck?

Stupid ****a! Jay! Jay! Jay!

Take care, Angie. You be careful out there.

Thanks a lot, man. Thank you, man.

Thanks, Shad. It's all right.

That's good stuff right there. Yes, sir. Good stuff.

That's good. Lord have mercy.

That's what I thought. Yeah.

That's what I'm doing here! Jay!

That's... Anyway.

They gonna go crazy. Yeah, I appreciate it.

to increase the peace. Doing it.

Turn this place into Switzerland. Exactly!

Well, change is good. Mmm hmm.

What up, everybody? Yo yo.

What up? What up. pimpin'?

What? Okay.

What? Wait, our Anthony?

What? You sold us out, man.

What's going on with Jalen? He's about to do this

What's good, bro? Yo.

What's up with you, man? You good?

What's up, Eddie? Good.

What's up, Terri? What up, Quis?

Whatever! Terri. Terri, come on.

Whatever! I knew it. You have to listen to me.

Where you at? Where I'm at!

Where? Come on!

Who won? Who won? Boom, every time.

Whoa! Pick up the ball?

Why you always tripping? Hey!

Why? Because you my man.

Y'all have a blessed day. Shut up!

Yeah, Angie. Please!

Yeah, I do. Indeed, I do.

Yeah, I hear you. I'm not playing.

Yeah, right there. Oh, there is a God.

Yeah, this gotta be some of my best work. Mmm hmm.

Yeah! I think we got it.

Yeah. What'd he say?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no!

Yes, sir. It don't stop.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Everything all right?

Yo, Rashad, you got a dub on you? Yes, sir. What up, son?

Yo, who next? I got you, Cal.

Yo, you... You hooked it up!

You a vic, man. Say that to my face.

You be quiet. You be quiet!

You did a good job. I feel good.

You gonna love it. Thank you, boo boo.

You got it, boss. Yep.

You know how they act. Yeah.

You like that? I'm good.

You looking for a roommate? No, I'm all good, man.

You sure, man? Yeah, man, positive.

You sure? Positive.

You understand that? What?

You're going to love this. I doubt it.

You're lookin' good. Good to see you.

Your friends at school gonna love this. Oh!

your hair back in the day. You sure did.

...and one of her Boys and Girls Club counselor, Mr. Fenty.

...and that's a good thing for once.

...but then they want us to do it.

...for me to see the people of community

...got at least $20 in their pocket or purse?

'cause it's just a bad look.

'Cause that's who he's been hanging with every day.

'cause the consequences out here are way too thin.

'Cause we out here dodging bullets every day,

'Cause with this hair and this booty,

'cause you ain't care about what we think.

'cause, like I said, everybody can hear y'all.

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