Inspector Gadget 2 Edit

A bowling pin?

A circuit override chip.

A few extra miles look good on a player...

A few hundred billion in bullion.

A good detective never lets anything get

A new experimental protoid laser...

A nice tall glass of milk.

A patent number.

Aah Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [Gasps]

Aah! Aah! Ow!

Aah! I didn't say "Go, go, Gadget" anything.

Aah! Oh!

Aah! You have the right to remain...silent!

About $1.98.

After Riverton was declared statistically...

Ah ah ah.

Ah ah oh oh oh ow.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha!

Ah, here it is.

Ah, the lady Gadget.

Aha.

Aha.

Ahem.

Ahh.

Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G...

All finished. Voila.

All I ever wanted to be my entire life...

All I'm saying is, you got to show her...

All of Riverton is at risk.

All right, Brain. Now speak.

All right, G2, I think we get the picture.

All right, Gadget, let's party!

All right, I'll track down Claw myself.

All right, let's do it!

ALL: Aah!

Along with the whole Gadget program.

Although everything was under control.

Amazing, isn't it, what modern technology can do.

An evil genius with a claw, not to approach him.

An unlimited supply of bowling shirts.

And a ruby...

And a squadron of armed guards...

And are setting up a dragnet...

And by then. we need to steal...

And caused $100,000 in damages.

And coconut sprinkles?

And do a little fund raising of our own.

And don't bother to recycle.

And driving without a license.

And for heroically foiling Dr. Claw and saving Riverton...

And general all around evil.

And hide it on your person.

And I can promise it's going to be a gas

And I just lost it.

And I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.

And I was right. We got a valuable lead.

And I'll see you tonight.

And I'm looking to wet my whistle.

And I'm on the case. Bye bye, Penny!

And I'm proud to have you as a partner.

And I've always had great admiration...

And it's for a bar called "The Blue Monkey."

And just wait until I get into second gear.

And look at this.

And recently, too.

And remember, crime doesn't pay.

And scope out the situation.

And shoes!

And so do I.

And so, for providing key support...

And speaking of crime...

And that's when the marathon of pain begins.

And there won't be a thing Gadget can do about it.

And welcome to Mayor Wilson's Fund raiser o rama.

And when it's this quiet...

And will be on display Wednesday night...

And you are a player, G.

And you must be the one they call "The Ninja."

And you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste...

And you, I hope you like prison food.

And you're off the force, too, if you get within...

And, of course, members of the media...

Any news on Claw's escape?

Anything else I can get you?

Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.

Apple crumb cake with raisin cinnamon icing...

Are you sure you want my help?

Argh!

As a hundred yards of that stakeout.

As I was saying...

As will the rest of the world!

Aside from the fact the music doesn't match...

At Concentrated Industries warehouse tomorrow night.

At least the building's still here.

At the Concentrated Industries warehouse.

At the mayor's fund raiser.

Bad doggy! Let's go.

Bank robbery, breaking out of prison...

BARTENDER: Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!

Baxter, I'm still having gadgets with my glitches.

BAXTER: Inspector Gadget!

BAXTER: Now. Iet's see how your physiobiometric...

BAXTER: Oh...

BAXTER: She's similar to the original Gadget...

Be careful in there.

Because I am having the last laugh now.

Because I'm bringing out what's in my trunk.

Because it's not in any of the directories after 1960.

Because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M...

Besides, Chief, it's not my fault.

Besides, she's state of the art.

Better have myself a little look around.

Bob!

Both you and Nancy Drew here.

BOTH: We surrender!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

Bow wow.

BOY: Oh. yeah!

Brain, go away.

Brain, look.

Brain, take a look at this. "Fuel cells."

Brain, what are you doing here?

BRAIN: Check. Testing 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

BRAIN: Speaking of listening...

Brain!

Brain? What you got there, boy?

Brain... speak something else.

Break out the cameras.

BRICK: "Ninja"? Why do they call you that?

BRICK: Dr. Claw, this place is a dump.

BRICK: I don't get it.

BRICK: I thought I was his biggest fan.

BRICK: We can hide at my mom's house.

BRICK: We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!

BRICK: Yeah. And then we took this giant ruby.

BRICK: You know what. this thing's heavy.

BRICK: Yum. I love knickknacks.

Brick! McKible!

Bubble gum?

But after we've pulled off the crime of the century...

But as I already told you, I work alone.

But I did find you this clue.

But I haven't violated the chief's orders.

But I really need your help.

But I work alone.

But I'll get you next time, Gadget.

But I'm sure that if I were a car...

But in light of Claw's escape...

But older than you are now.

But she's completely, entirely all robot.

But she's going exactly 25.3 miles per hour.

But there's more to being a detective than being smart.

But there's nothing you can do.

But there's one member of our team...

But this following me around all the time...

But this is official police business only.

But to take it, we need a little diversion.

But we haven't much time.

But what's worse...

But you'll be happy to know we've been working on it.

But, Chief, the Claw case is my case.

But, officer

But, officer, I

But, Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now.

Bye bye, Pedro. Good luck!

Can and will be held against you.

Can't you make this jalopy go any faster?

Caught him before, catch him again.

Certainly, Chief.

Check, please.

Chief, there are no real criminals left.

Chief, you have to put me back on the case.

CHIEF: Baxter..

CHIEF: Gadget Ooh!

CHIEF: Gadget!

CHIEF: Gadget. Gadget!

CHIEF: Huh? Oh.

CHIEF: I'd like to announce that we are going to double...

CHIEF: Ow! Ohh.

CHIEF: What Ugh.

CHIEF: Where is he?!

Citizens are advised that if they see...

Claw clues clue about Claw.

Claw escaped!

Claw escaped?

Claw, come out with your hand and your claw up!

Claw, huh?

Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!

CLAW: Brick, retrieve my darts!

CLAW: Care for a smoke, Gadget?

CLAW: Faster, minions, faster.

CLAW: Gadget's goose is cooked

CLAW: Good. Now bring me the ion fuel cells.

CLAW: Good. Now we won't have any trouble with traffic.

CLAW: Greetings, Mayor.

CLAW: Ha ha ha ha!

CLAW: Ha ha ha! Missed us!

CLAW: McKible, lose him!

CLAW: No, nitwits.

CLAW: No, you dim witted pea brain.

CLAW: Not for long.

CLAW: Now, let's see. Tomorrow, we rob Fort Knox.

CLAW: Now, the third item that I need Huh?

CLAW: OK, underIings...

CLAW: Right before Riverton's eyes...

CLAW: Silence!

CLAW: Thank you, Inspector.

CLAW: The goose has arrived ready to be cooked.

CLAW: The laser!

CLAW: Time for Riverton to take a little snooze.

CLAW: Uhh. Not again.

CLAW: We're just here to pick up...

CLAW: When Gadget arrested me...

CLAW: Wrong, Gadget.

CLAW: You may have won this round...

Claw's definitely up to something big.

Claw's getting away.

Claw's men are stealing the laser!

Clue claw? I mean, a Claw clue?

Come on, Brain.

Come on, Brain.

Come on, Brain.

Come on, come on.

Come on, G2.

Come on, let's check around back.

Come on, let's get to work.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming to get you, Claw.

COMPUTER VOICE: Alert, suspect, suspect.

COMPUTER VOICE: Suspect, suspect.

Concerning Where's clawabouts

Congratulations, Gadget.

Coo coo.

Coo coo. Coo coo.

Crime always pays. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Deactivation?

Diagnostics check out fine.

Dial 911 immediately.

Did you hear that, Brain?

Did you? I guess great minds think alike.

Distinguished guests...

Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby.

Do you see that?

Dog catcher Ooh, parking valet.

Don't be fooled by appearances, Penny.

Don't be silly, Gadgetmobile.

Don't bother.

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

Don't let them get away. Hurry!

Don't mention it.

Don't stay up for me, Penny.

Don't worry, Chief. No need to tip me.

Don't worry, Penny! I'm coming!

Don't worry.

Don't worry. I'll handle this.

Don't you worry, Chief.

Double whoa.

Down on Old Mill Road.

Down there with all those lowlifes.

Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.

Dr. Claw.

Easy.

Even at this level? Wow!

Even just for a second.

Even though I'm not programmed for such emotions...

Everybody stop right where you are.

Everybody's got a big but.

Everyone, pay attention!

Everything seems OK.

Everything's fine!

Evil's afoot.

Ew.

Exactly.

Excuse me, Chief. If I could just possibly...

Excuse me, Inspector. I'm your biggest fan.

Fantastic. I always wanted a partner.

Faster, faster.

Febble fitzer is functioning.

Fine, but if Claw gets away with his plan...

Fire away!

Fired? You can't fire me.

Fired? You can't fire me.

First ion fuel cells and now a protoid laser?

For every detail, every little nuance.

For the time being, but don't worry, Penny...

For their service to this city.

For world domination, don't come crying to us.

For your investigative abilities and physical prowess...

From the bad guys?

G Team coming through.

G2 is finished...

G2 reporting for duty.

G2 will be

G2 will now show us how she would apprehend the suspect.

G2, are you any closer to capturing Claw?

G2, but...then you might get the glitches.

G2, notice anything suspicious about those musicians?

G2: Good work. Penny.

G2: Hmm.

G2: Stop this felonious and unlawful act...

G2: They're getting away.

G2: Very well. You were warned.

G2: Very well. You were warned.

Gadget here.

Gadget to the rescue!

Gadget, could you give me a hand, please?

Gadget, I said stop it this instant!

Gadget, I want you to take this stolen money...

Gadget, listen.

Gadget, take a look at this.

Gadget, what are you doing in a barroom brawl?

GADGET: 99, 100...

GADGET: Aah! Come on, guys, let's talk about it.

GADGET: Come on. It's not responding.

GADGET: Done so soon?

GADGET: Drag racing indeed.

GADGET: Exactly.

GADGET: Fantastic. I'll bring the doughnuts.

GADGET: Good evening. Iadies and gentlemen...

GADGET: Help!

GADGET: I'm sorry, G2.

GADGET: Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Ooh!

GADGET: Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

GADGET: Ooh, I can see you're upset.

GADGET: Relax, Mayor Wilson!

GADGET: See? Bubble gum.

GADGET: She is very good.

GADGET: Thanks for the backup, G2...

GADGET: That's it. Everybody in.

GADGET: The jig is up. Claw.

GADGET: There are no buts when it comes to the law.

GADGET: Wish me luck. I'm going undercover.

GADGET: Wowsers, that's gotta hurt.

GADGET: Wowsers! That was close.

Gadget!

Gadget.

Gadgetmobile, help!

Gadgetmobile, we have to find Inspector Gadget.

GADGETMOBILE: Hang on. I know a shortcut.

GADGETMOBILE: Hang on. I know a shortcut.

GADGETMOBILE: Hello? Anybody remember...

GADGETMOBILE: Huh? What'd I miss this time?

GADGETMOBILE: I've been working nights, OK?

GADGETMOBILE: Like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?

GADGETMOBILE: Lucky for them I wasn't in there.

GADGETMOBILE: OK, here we are.

GADGETMOBILE: OK, one sweet granny...

GADGETMOBILE: Ooh, Gadget's got a girlfriend.

GADGETMOBILE: Out of my way.

GADGETMOBILE: The cavalry has arrived.

GADGETMOBILE: They're gone forever.

GADGETMOBILE: Time to take out the trash, G girl...

GADGETMOBILE: Whoa. Now, how is that for disc brakes?

GADGETMOBILE: You go ahead on with your bad self Ha!

GADGETMOBILE: You go get 'em, G.

Gadgets!

Gangway!

Get her!

Get in the car!

Glad to see you still fully functioning, Gadget.

Go away, Brain.

Go out there and catch Claw.

Go, go, Gadget binoculars.

Go, go, Gadget binoculars.

Go, go, Gadget bolt cutter.

Go, go, Gadget boomerang gun.

Go, go, Gadget bubble gum.

Go, go, Gadget can opener.

Go, go, Gadget duck.

Go, go, Gadget eject.

Go, go, Gadget hammer.

Go, go, Gadget handcuffs.

Go, go, Gadget helicopter hat.

Go, go, Gadget helicopter hat.

Go, go, Gadget helicopter hat.

Go, go, Gadget net guns.

Go, go, Gadget parachute, back in the thing.

Go, go, Gadget parachute!

Go, go, Gadget power brush.

Go, go, Gadget radar gun.

Go, go, Gadget scissors.

Go, go, Gadget scooter.

Go, go, Gadget something to get me down there.

Go, go, Gadget toothbrush.

Go, go, Gadget turbo speed.

Go, go, Gadget, stop beater!

Go, go, turbo speed.

Good call, G2.

Good evening. Good evening. everyone.

Good night, Baxter.

Good night, Gadget. See you Monday.

Got it! Let's go!

Gotcha!

Great another crime of the century.

Great work, G2!

Grr.

GUARD: Hold on, there.

Guess that letter must've been a prank.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! G2, see.

Ha ha ha oh!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Good one, Squint.

Ha ha ha! I do enjoy your sense of humor.

Ha ha!

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

Halt!

Hang onto your pockets, 'cause here come the rockets.

He's a very busy man.

He's extremely dangerous and really. really mean.

He's going to fire at Riverton and rob the Federal Reserve.

He's holding Penny captive at the old Bowl Rite factory...

He's still after us.

He's trying to tell me something.

Heaven knows what's happening to her...

Hee hee hee! Aah!

Heh heh heh. One sugar or two?

Heh heh heh. Thank you, Inspector.

Heh heh.

Help, Gadgetmobile!

Help!

Help! Help me!

Help! Oof!

Here comes the good part.

Here you go

Here, boss.

Hey, Baxter! What are you doing here?

Hey, Dr. Claw, check this out

Hey, I just made a joke.

Hey, isn't this the place to get new bowling shoes?

Hey, now this might be an important clue.

Hey, Uncle Gadget! Hi, Brain.

Hey, Uncle Gadget.

Hey! Aah! These are my favorite shoes!

Hey! Pbbt!

Hi, Chief.

Hi, there, fellas.

High rise evil headquarters?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Ho ho ho ho!

Hold on. She's with me.

Hoo!

Hope you don't mind if we drop in on your little party.

Hope you don't mind.

How much do you think this thing would fetch on Ebay?

How old do you have to be to be a detective?

How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impen

Huh unh oh.

Huh! He's on the roof!

Huh! Huh! Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Gadget again.

Huh? Ooh!

Hurry, Gadgetmobile, before they fire the giant laser.

Hurry!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I admit I find you strangely...likable.

I already told you. You're off this case.

I always like my Gadget well done.

I am unaffected by laughing gas.

I appreciate the offer, Inspector...

I assure you, Ms. Mayor,

I bet it will lead you right to Claw.

I can't look.

I can't think of a better person to go after a supervillain with.

I could do so well...

I couldn't have done it without you, Penny.

I don't care! Claw stole the laser...

I don't know what that man would do without me.

I don't know, Brain. This place is creepy.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think he minds...a bit.

I don't think so.

I don't think the chief will see it that way.

I ever wanted in a crime fighter.

I got here too late.

I guess glitches sometimes do have their benefits.

I guess when you have lemons, make lemonade.

I had those toughs right where I wanted them.

I hate to see a good detective get recycled...

I have a history of hair loss in my family.

I have no idea what you just said...

I have some shoplifting to do.

I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.

I hope Uncle Gadget's not in too much trouble.

I hope you don't fall victim...

I just love happy endings.

I know that you don't ever work with a partner...

I know this one the ruby.

I know. You told me to stay out of it...

I live on tips!

I mean, chocolate milk.

I mean, Claw's whereabouts.

I mean, glitches with my gladgets.

I need to recharge my battery.

I never need backup.

I noticed that she didn't say "Go, go, Gadget."

I reactivated you.

I see what the problem is.

I should've learned my lesson with Gadget.

I should've listened to her.

I think I see why now.

I think I'm having a glitch attack.

I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.

I thought we agreed you'd call me "Inspector"...

I told you before, Penny, you're too young.

I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.

I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.

I want to give a little demonstration of what G2 can do.

I want to solve real cases with you.

I wanted to say I may have been a bit premature...

I was so worried about you.

I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...

I went undercover to follow up on a valuable lead...

I wonder what's there now, Brain.

I wonder where their factory was.

I would have been on them like ugly on a mini van.

I would like to award Inspectors Gadget and G2...

I would like to award this Junior Inspector medal...

I wouldn't bother the chief right now.

I'll be back on top again.

I'll cut her off at the pass.

I'll go this way.

I'll have Claw back behind bars before you can say

I'll let you in on a little secret.

I'll manage.

I'll never be a crime fighter.

I'll play good Gadget, and you can play bad Gadget.

I'll see you around, Baxter.

I'll speak to Baxter about that.

I'll speak to Baxter about that.

I'll take care of these clowns.

I'm a Well...

I'm a busy man, too.

I'm a hooligan. Huh?

I'm all messed up.

I'm at the stakeout...

I'm being reassigned to another high profile case.

I'm getting a little tired of liver flavored kibble.

I'm going to need a really big piggy bank.

I'm gonna give them a little bit of the what for!

I'm gonna need to see your driver's license.

I'm in charge of the Claw investigation, remember?

I'm in the middle of a big arrest.

I'm just gonna go up to the roof...

I'm just making your favorite dessert.

I'm just saying that maybe we could work alone together.

I'm last year's model.

I'm looking for...

I'm no longer a policeman, Penny.

I'm not just a kid, Uncle Gadget.

I'm on the case.

I'm one of the good guys. Really, I am.

I'm putting her on the Claw case right away.

I'm real scared!

I'm showing off my latest gizmo...

I'm sorry, officer. I must've left it at home.

I'm sorry! Should come out with a little soda water.

I'm still on parole for the last one.

I'm stuck.

I've already got a job, Penny, but thanks.

I've got everything under control.

I've got everything under control.

I've got to tell Uncle Gadget.

I've got work to do. I'll see you tomorrow.

I've never had glitches like that before.

I've seen your type before.

I've so looked forward to meeting you.

If he would just give me a chance.

If only dogs could talk like people.

If you get my drift.

If you give up Coming through

If you give up this right, anything you say...

If you see anything suspicious, you let me know.

If you want to find him...

Imagine how great we could be as a team.

In fact, the jig is just starting.

In front of the hardened criminals.

In hopes of finding the fugitive.

In my early evaluation of your abilities.

In pure gold, was built two years ago...

In some good old fashioned policemen and women...

In the 1950s and 1960s.

In your family, and it isn't you.

Inspector Gadget, what do you think you're doing?

Inspector Gadget, why would you do that?

Inspector Gadget!

Inspector Gadget!

Inspector, are you saying you like me?

Inspector, what were you doing in that bar dressed as...

Inspector.

Ion fuel cells. a protoid laser...

Is about to begin.

Is it a clue about Claw?

Is that it's always the most quiet...

Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?

It is my great pleasure to welcome you...

It looks like someone's been here

It might just lead me to Claw.

It must be a loose wire or something.

It must've gone out of business...

It should be smooth sailing from here on.

It takes a sharp eye...

It works! It works!

It would have been very helpful.

It'll take weeks to crack this thing.

It's a bowling shoe.

It's a good thing I wore an apron.

It's a perfect match.

It's bad enough they stole the ruby...

It's gaining on us.

It's going to give a whole new meaning...

It's gonna explode! Hurry!

It's good to know we still have a concerned citizen...

It's only toothpaste.

It's so nice to be here in Riverton.

It's the closest I've ever come to being a family car.

It's time to kick some bad guy booty.

It's time we reinvested...

It's too bad I don't speak dog.

It's top secret, Penny.

It's up to us now, Brain.

Jalopy? Oh, yeah?

Judging by this, you guys are prime minion material.

JUNGLE BOB: Come on! Come on, you! Rrr!

JUNGLE BOB: Come on. Let's go!

Just a minute, there.

Just isn't going to fly.

Just show her that it's all good under the hood.

Just the check.

Just to discuss crime fighting strategies.

Keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious, Brain.

Keep your paws crossed, Brain.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a momentous day.

Lady Campbell, how wonderful you could come.

Laughing gas, that is.

Law.

Lemon pudding.

Let me come with you. I can help look for clues

Let me get that for you.

Let me give you something from this year's model.

Let's get out of here quick! Move it, move it!

Let's get out of here!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's kick some Claw tail.

Let's see what applicants we have here.

Let's see. 1959. Bingo.

Let's try "Crime always pays."

Like it?

Liquid evil.

Look what Baxter found on me

Look what I found in her purse.

Look what we've got.

Look, boys, Malibu Barbie is gonna get rough with us.

Look, G2, my niece is in trouble.

Look, I have to go.

Look, it's signed "Anonymous concerned citizen."

Look. It's the same shoe.

Look...

Looking for Clue claws.

Looks kind of strange.

Looks like Gadget has finally found his true calling

Looks like Gadget just blew his last bubble.

Looks like it's stopped. Think it's safe to go back?

Looks like the Federal Reserve is having a 100% off sale!

Looks like this case is about wrapped up.

Lovely to see you, sir.

Ma'am, do you know that drag racing...

Make it a double.

MAN: Attention, the unveiling of the new protoid laser...

MAN: There we go. How's that?

MAYOR: And to introduce you to the eminent...

MAYOR: Bravo! Bravo!

MAYOR: I'm here.

MAYOR: Oh.

MAYOR: The Gadget program has helped make Riverton...

McKible, activate the ray.

McKible, get him off!

McKible, run him over.

McKible, serve my tea!

McKIBLE: Come on, Brick. Faster, faster.

McKIBLE: Dr. Claw's pulling a little heist tomorrow night...

McKIBLE: Hurry it up, bonehead!

McKIBLE: I don't see why we gotta...

McKIBLE: I never knew we had one of those.

McKIBLE: Immediately.

McKIBLE: OK, then.

McKIBLE: She's getting away!

McKIBLE: We're here. Your Clawsomeness.

McKIBLE: We're rich! Rich!

McKIBLE: Yeah. We were playing the "Unfinished Symphony."

Meet the time displacement laser

MEN: No! Uh uh.

Milk?

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm mmm. Ha ha ha.

Mm, mm, mm.

Mmm! Unh!

Mmm.

Mom's tough love.

Mommy...

More like deep fried and burnt to a crisp.

Ms. Mayor, if you just give me another chance

Must be a loose wire or something.