Black Knight (2001) Edit

A chicken in every pot. That's right. Mm!

Aaah!

Aagh!

Aagh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Ah, hold on.

Ah, that white girl came on to me!

Ah, the privy. Yeah. Appreciate it.

Ah! You the idiot that damn near ran me over, aren't you?

Ah. Phillip, have the servants ply this messenger with much food and drink.

Ain't gonna happen.

All right, is this how you use the chair?

All right, think, think, think.

All right.

All right. Excuse me.

All right. Good.

All right. Kick the beat, man. I need you to kick it like a white boy ain't never kicked it!

Allow him rest, and then we shall ride, and ride we shall.

Allow me to honor you by appointing you a lord of my court, in charge of security.

Am I interrupting? Yes.

Amen! Amen!

Amen.

An interesting suggestion. Now here's another suggestion: serve more gruel.

An odd combination of talents.

And as lord, you now have even greater access to the king.

And burn you medieval motherf...

And hacking... and hacking...

And I am not a dog.

And I mean that literally!

And in seconds, you're outta there,

And just buckle down and help me? Why can't you help yourself?

And let him lay with any damsel he desires.

And such is the legend of the Black Knight.

And talk to your boy, cos punks jump up to get beat down.

And that is how I break it down.

And that, my friend, is the Rope A Dope.

And then I go in... Aah!

And try to wear somethin' on your feet that has a little give other than metal.

And we're gonna shove it right up his asshole...

And were free to choose her own husband?

And when he emerged, he himself could breathe the fire of the dragon.

And who also said Can't we all just get along?

And wipe their ass with straw?

And you might wanna leave your rim pawns at home.

And you're standing in the middle of the desert.

Anybody got a pen?

Are you accusing our fair princess of having an interest in thee?

Are you feeling ill? Let us pray it's not plague.

Are you hungry?

Are you mad? You must help me flee. You must get me to safety.

Argh! The date frightens you?

As many as you need. I've reached my decision.

Ask not what your fiefdom could do for you,

Bahh! Agh!

Behold!

Behold!

Behold!

Better not come out on the other end fightin' dinosaurs.

Bless you.

Book it. You feel me?

Bring him on.

Bring it on down. Huh, huh, huh Huh

Brother lost in the woods: not good.

But any chance of an alliance with Normandy!

But he swore allegiance only to justice.

But he'll be here.

But I can bring him back cos I'm a great sorcerer.

But I gotta tell you... I'm just gonna be upfront and say it. You are gorgeous.

But I was thinking... I'm not goin' back without you.

But I'm also the court jester.

But if you fall into trouble again, he will not be there. Will you, Sir Knolte?

But it's a step in the right direction.

But now, seeing your plan unfold...

But we are greatly depleted, both in number and in spirit.

But what you could do for your fiefdom!

But you wear the medallion. You're a man with honor.

But, uh, Knolte's right.

But, uh, Knolte's right.

But, uh... a lot of it was for you.

But... check this out. Knolte!

Calm myself? I was just holdin' a human head!

Can I ask you where you got that scar?

Can I dance? Come on, man. That's how I get down.

Can I get a ride back to town? Oh, an excellent idea.

Can I get an amen?!

Check it out. Openin' up two miles from here.

Check out where are you livin', cos this is...

Checkmate.

Clean up them battin' helmets while you're at it.

Clear!

Clear.

Close the portcullis!

Come on, man. Help a brother out.

Come on, man. I invented the low profile. I ain't goin' near that.

Come on! Go!

Cos I thought she was you. That's true. That's the real true bill. True bill. OK?

Cos it looks just like mine right here. See? Of course.

Cos this is not... I don't even know where I'm from.

Cos when you can do that, she promises that there will be a horse in every stable,

Cos y'all got the trumpets, so I'm gonna need y'all...

Could you teach me its mysterious ways?

Damn it, Jamal. Can't you look outside yourself for two seconds...

Damn, y'all catch on quick.

Damn!

Damn! Victoria told us this would happen.

Dance well, Moor.

Dead man walkin'! Dead man walkin'!

Do not anger me!

Does that feel better? Yeah.

Don't do it, Jamal!

Don't even worry about it. Where do you live, man?

Drop the sword, or I kill the girl.

Dude, you know, a workplace accident like this, we can sue.

Eight! Shift! 27 blue!

Everybody get to work.

Except my daughter, of course.

Excuse me there, cuz.

Excuse me? You asked my number.

Excuse me. Um... y'all gonna get me killed!

Excuse me. Yeah.

Excuse me. You have no business with this woman.

Execute him! Now!

Finally, the lake.

Fire!

Florence and Normandie.

Florence and Normandie. Show me more of this.

For all this time, I thought you were dead.

For helping Sir Knolte save my life. Actually, the plan was mine.

For with these hands,

For your... conversation.

Forget about the community and providing' quality jobs for people.

Formal introduction?

Freeway should be that way?

From lnglewood High,

Gather the men, that I might give some words to stir the soul and burn the blood.

Genius. My plan?

Get 'em off... Ow! Bzz! Agh!

Get out. Bye Bye.

Get out. Bye Bye.

Get out. Go.

Get you a Cadillac and one of them bald Headed pool boys.

Get your ass outta here. That's right.

Get yourself some soap and, uh, some Tic Tacs.

Gettin' your legs waxed. Huh? Drinkin' mai tais, chillin'.

Go forth! OK. Uh...

God knows he deserves it, after killing King John and stealing the throne from our queen.

Good day, ladies. How are you feeling today? Wait. I shall tell thee.

Good night.

Good, good! I'm lovin' it!

Good.

Good. The bloodletting appears to be working.

Got my suit all soaked up.

Grab that leg for me right there. Why do you disrobe?

Ha Ha Ha! Good, eh?

Ha Ha Ha! Good, eh?

Halt, coward!

Halt!

Have you ever had a Frappuccino? No? Check this out.

He ain't breathin'! Um... 911!

He is a charlatan and a jester! Seize him!

He is coming, isn't he?

He just get the punchin' on you. Then you like that, while he like this...

He left a warning to all those who might dare oppose him.

He thinks he's King Arthur.

He'll pay for this. Well, what if I was to say,

He's dead. No, he just smells dead.

He's French.

He's killing people over vegetables.

He's no longer funny, but he refuses to give up on the joke.

He's yours to ride. Me?

Hear what I'm sayin'.

Hello. Lose the hat, homie.

Here we go.

Here we go. Here.

Here you go, man. What are these?

Here, take the bag too. Go!

Here's two bucks. All right?

Hey, Aunt Nicky? I gotta go.

Hey, hey, pay attention. See this?

Hey, Knolte, we was a great team back there, right? Like Shaq and Kobe.

Hey, let me see your manager, OK?

Hey, look here. I'm in the presidential suite. Uh Huh.

Hey, look, your boss makes you call him king?

Hey, oh!

Hey, that's tight!

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man? Don't you know that's sexual harassment?

Hey, you bad man. You put his face in the shit!

Hey, Your Kingliness. What's up, big homie? What's happenin'?

Hey!

Hey. Yo, where's Victoria? Vicky?

His booty. Booty, as in spoils of war?

His Lordship, Sir Sky Walker!

Hold the line!

Hold up!

Home sweet home.

Homie, may I make a suggestion?

Horse? You said you wanted to ride.

Horses, costumes, smells...

How do they make it look so real?

How much did you take? Only a turnip.

How shall I introduce thee? What do you mean?

How you doin', my queen?

How'd you get in on this? Your fair Victoria told me of your plight.

How's the babies? Everybody's good? Good.

How's your neck? You were very brave.

I admire his commitment.

I ain't gonna spray Paint you. No!

I ain't no talent agent, so cut the act.

I am a great sorcerer!

I am Jobert of Normandy, with a message from the Duke DuBois.

I am Knolte of Marlboro.

I am pleased to see you.

I asked him to bring you here for this so they wouldn't get suspicious.

I be stompin' your ass, you put your hand on me one more again!

I can help you get outta here, way outta here.

I can live with losing the good fight, but I cannot live with not fighting it.

I can make the sun fall from the sky

I cast a spell of death on him!

I damn near got trampled by some of them dumb Ass actors

I didn't mean...

I don't intend to let the game last that long.

I dub thee Sir Sky Walker, the Black Knight.

I give up the moola! Ohh!

I got a cousin. He'll wear a manhole cover if you get a big enough chain.

I got an idea.

I got my own battles to fight, you know?

I gotta drain the... you know, drain the anaconda.

I had to tell everyone I'd heard it from a great warrior,

I have great respect for this man.

I have killed six men with these.

I have no quarrel with you, sir.

I have somethin' to tell you.

I haven't been, uh... totally honest to you about who I am.

I just want the music to be crisp. Cos if it's crisp, you're gonna jam.

I know because I've been there.

I know the feeling of waitin' for your ship to come in

I know things can get a little scary, but courage isn't the absence of fear.

I love it. Good, good.

I make... fire!

I must be crazy, man.

I only did it to feed my starvin' family, for we are...

I realize that our backward rebel society is far from perfect,

I represent, uh, people like... Mariah... Denzel...

I said, can I get an amen?!

I saw it done with a blunt ax once. Took all day.

I still say we should move camp. It's just luck Percival's patrols have yet to discover us.

I thank you. It's all good.

I think all our words have been said. Hey, Vicky...

I think our jester Messenger knows not his place in society. Perhaps he should learn it.

I think they're gonna need a pep talk. You know what I'm sayin', Your Highnessness?

I want my grog back. Pick it up.

I wanted to show you that l, too, wear the medallion.

I was hopin' you'd come back to say good night.

I was wearing my medallion cos I thought it looked good with my gear. You know?

I wish you well.

I work in admissions up at the college. Is that where we met?

I would be dead right now were it not for the heroics of Sky Walker.

I, too, have something for you. John!

I, uh, I don't... work here.

I... I didn't get your number!

I'll be goin' now. Yeah, I'm just gonna step...

I'll holler!

I'll take him. Good idea.

I'm getting impatient. I got it together.

I'm gonna get up outta here.

I'm gonna go and start diggin' our graves.

I'm gonna handle a little somethin'. Get your ass up!

I'm not only the duke's official messenger,

I'm startin' to like this word Moor Iess and less.

I'm sure we will.

I'm tellin' you... Whatever you think I want to hear.

I'm therefore grateful that you did.

I've a mind to slice him open and feed him to the masses.

I've been providing quality jobs for this community for over 27 years.

I've heard enough. Oh, England!

I've laid down my sword and I will not fight again.

If only the Black Knight were here. Who?

If the real messenger shows up they'll slice me up like Wonder Bread.

If you had not, you surely would have been killed with the others.

If you think I need help, you do not understand the game, Moor.

If you wanna know more about my culture, remove the dog from the table.

IKEA. Yeah, get you some end tables and some of them $5 lamps, man.

In acknowledgment for your service to the Crown,

In all his royal pomposity and splendor on Tuesday.

In all seriousness,

Is it Sunday the 5th? Yes, messenger, I believe it is.

Is that all you got?

It is my understanding that the Normans are excellent dancers.

It is said he was once swallowed whole by a fierce dragon.

It is the Year of our Lord, 1328.

It was dark, and I had no night Light.

It will be a wedding for the ages. Don't you agree?

It's about gettin' you to breathe.

It's an insult, dumb Ass.

It's been an honor fighting beside you.

It's him! He lives!

It's like that, seriously.

It's the Black Knight!

It's the Black Knight! The Black Knight!

It's the Moor!

It's the...

Jamal Sky Walker!

Jamal, what you talkin' about, man?

Jamal, you can clean the moat.

Jamal! Jamal!

Jamal.

Jamal.

Just another bauble in the king's crown.

Just hacking... and hacking

Just tell them you doin' bad. You know what I mean?

Just, uh, one...

Kick it. Uh, follow me, OK?

Killin' and plundering. Excellent work.

Killin' and plundering. Excellent work.

Kindly address me with the proper respect.

King Leo got a great big castle..

King Leo got a great big castle...

King Leo.

King Leo. Bastard.

King, I apologize! King, I apologize!

King, that's my ass! King, that's my ass!

Kings tried to buy his might,

Knolte is not a fighter.

Knolte was once one of the greatest knights in England,

Knolte!

Knolte!

Knolte! Come on, man. I know you got my back.

Knolte?

Let me ask you somethin'.

Let me calm your spirits.

Let the execution commence!

Let's get it over with.

Let's show a little mercy for Percy.

Lighten up on Percy, OK?

Long live our deposed queen!

Look at the footwork! Look at the footwork!

Look at the head.

Look at your feet. Mm Hm, see?

Look here, we just gotta rescue her. You know what I'm saying? Take out the king.

Look like you can use some help.

Look, I owe you one. I got your back, all right?

Look, I'm not the guy you're lookin' for.

Look, if you show me how to get to the lake, tomorrow you'll be at Fox Hills Mall

Lord of the court? What comes with that?

Lord Sky Walker, the king demands your presence!

Mai tais, chillin', bikini, thong?

Man just said...

Man, I think it's time to admit you have a drinking problem.

Man, this is like some Three Mile lsland, Exxon Valdez shit.

Maybe golf?

Maybe we need a A...

Maybe you shouldn't have.

Messenger and jester.

Mind your back, Moor.

Mm Hm! No, seriously.

Mmm. Hmm?

Moor! Do you mock me?

Moor? Well, I prefer Lordship.

Mrs Bostick, look, um...

Mrs Bostick, look, um...

Mrs. Bostick!

My apologies. There is a banquet tonight, and the king requests your presence.

My plan, it just creeps up on ya.

My schedule just opened up.

Name's Jamal. Nicole. My friends call me Nicky.

Near Fatal, catastrophic disaster.

No King Arthur, indeed!

No King Arthur! No King Arthur!

No offense, King, but the thing about dancing was a very stereotypical thing you said.

No shit? I shit you not.

No, I gotta think about that awhile. I would also give you women for your bed.

No, I was talkin' about your phone number. Don't worry. I'll write my number down.

No, I'm accusing her of having an interest in me.

No, I'm quite well. It was just foolish talk.

No, no, you can't be scared of it. Try it again.

No, no!

No!

Nobody?!

None of that fake stuff, huh?

Normandy? A thousand pardons.

Nothing could inspire them to ever fight again.

Now hold that right there. Whoo!

Now is the eve of our great offensive.

Now let me introduce you to my little friend.

Now she's lost, like our cause.

Now the Moor's a swordsman.

Now you shall die at my hands, as Knolte did.

Now, I got an idea how to make some serious coin.

Now, look, first thing we gotta do is get some pictures taken.

Now, Sir Knolte, bring me back my crown.

Now, that's rude, Percy.

Now, this is a pretty white crowd, OK? So nothin' too crazy.

Now, we gotta act like we're doin' the do, OK? Cos the guard's right out front. Uh...

Now? Mmm. Silence!

Officer Allen, ow!

Oh, all right. I get it.

Oh, because it is real.

Oh, damn!

Oh, damn!

Oh, damn.

Oh, England, you lost your kingdom.

Oh, got to go! Got to... Whoo!

Oh, hold on. Let me get something to get that out.

Oh, I don't think I can make that.

Oh, I get it. You wanna see if I can improve.

Oh, lovin' it! Way to go, Bobby!

Oh, man! High five. This is a high five moment.

Oh, man! Now, that brings back memories.

Oh, man! Oh, man! Hey, I need to use your bathroom.

Oh, man.

Oh, Mrs Bostick, you can't quit.

Oh, my damn. Y'all really know how to make a brother feel welcome.

Oh, no doubt. He'll be here.

Oh, no, that's just how we talk in my neighborhood.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Castle World?

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, that booty.

Oh, that should be live. Let's check it out.

Oh, wait! Uh, look, darlin'. Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.

Oh, we misjudged you, Sky Walker.

Oh, you're upset. I ain't got no beef with you, dog.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ah! Agh!

Oh! Lovin' it, yeah! See what I'm sayin'?

Oh! Oh, girl! Yeah, there it is.

Oh! Oh, yeah!

Oh! Ooh! Oh, remind me to thank the king! Whoo!

Oh! You feel me?

Oh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Well, that must be your employee number.

Oh. Well, yeah. Well...

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

OK, all right. What day is it?

OK, cos I don't really know if you should go...

OK, go. Get outta here. Go.

OK, guys, I'm gonna need a bass line.

OK, let me calm... Let me just relax.

OK, never mind. Why don't you just bring an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out?

OK, well, let's see...

OK? I'm from South Central.

OK? My life's dependin' on it.

OK? We can work it out. We just gotta fight, that's all.

OK.

OK.

One of my soldiers caught this peasant stealing a turnip from the castle garden.

One, two, three. Yes!

Ooh!

Ooh! Oh!

Open it! Open the portcullis! It's stuck, sire! It won't open!

Or I will cut it out and feed it to the dogs.

Or maybe you like basketball?

Other than that, same ol', same ol'.

Otherwise no one would have listened to me, a woman.

Our deaths will not be in vain. Well, good, good.

Out the window? Yeah, yes, yeah!

Payin' debt? You were kickin' ass back there, man.

Peas? Uh, uh...

Perhaps I'll stand you to a drink.

Phillip, show our guest the grounds.

Please, pleasure us with your skills.

Please, proceed, proceed.

Poisonous snakes in his chamber, or drop him off the edge of the earth?

Power to the people!

Prepare to taste cold steel.

Regina? Regina?!

Remember that little honey I was hollerin' at?

Restore this lovely queen to her throne.

Safe journey.

Say King, I'm sorry! King, I'm sorry!

Say what? That's why we wear the medallion.

Sceptered isle of lute and chattel,

See, this is why you shouldn't drink your own urine.

Servants, clear the floor, so Sky Walker may demonstrate some fine Norman dancing.

Set!

Set! Hut, hut, hut!

Seven.

Shaq and Kobe?

She knew I was down with somebody cool, so she started likin' me.

She was comin' on to me.

She's quite a spirited one, eh, sire?

Should she be bled? No.

Should wait for a bigger crowd, OK? I'm only gonna do this once!

Shut up!

Silence, Moor! Tell me, when will the duke arrive?

Silence. Round up his starving family, take them all away for execution.

Sir Knolte!

Sir Knolte? I paid my debt and now I must leave.

Sir Knolte.

Sire, I beg your forgiveness.

Sire, you're hung like a horse!

Sire? Y'all got the real brick.

Sky Walker, are you both still determined to leave us?

Sky Walker! Knolte!

Sky Walker! Uh, yeah?

Sky Walker. Hm?

Sky Walker. Yeah?

Slaughter them!

Sleep well.

So bear with me. Ahh!

So do you. Uh...

So I'm gonna need y'all to help me out here, cos I got a lot ridin' on this, man.

So if you wake up and you see a brother on you, I ain't like that.

So what's it gonna be? Gruel, leprosy, mean Ass king?

So you like me a little more than you... Did you have a nice time with the princess?

So you'll help with the rebellion? Oh, no, I got to get outta here.

So, how will you do it? Huh?

So, uh... Iet's do this.

So, you cannot dance? Ahh!

So? She's but a woman.

So...

So...

Some new jumps, for when you lead your troops tomorrow.

Somebody got to that flower long before I did.

Sometimes the queen has to be sacrificed for the good of the kingdom.

Sometimes we gotta take up arms!

Soon, brother. Very soon.

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your rehearsal.

Sound off One, two...

Splendid. Yeah, that's tight.

Starting at small forward,

Stuckey's. He likes to stop at Stuckey's because they got a banana pie that he likes.

Swallowed whole. But lo, with a sword of gold,

Take this.

Take this.

Take what money you got, and jet.

Take you to a place where a smart woman like you can do more than just ladle gruel.

Takin' their job way too seriously!

Teach me. You want me to teach you?

Tell me you don't see that shit!

Thank you

Thank you! Appreciate it, big homie! Thank you!

Thank you.

That be l! What's up? What's happenin', y'all?

That is funny.

That was a long time ago.

That's called a Rope A Dope.

That's gotta be worth a lot of money. What?

That's my bun. You hooked me up with her.

That's only six miles from here.

That's right, it's... it is not my battle at all. Yeah.

That's the king, and you're gonna be punished! Punished severely!

That's the king. Take a good look at him.

That's tight.

That's very nice of you, King, but we do what we can do.

That's what I'm talkin' about, Knolte.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

That's what I'm talkin' about. Perhaps there's life in the old dog yet.

That's what... a seat. It's a...

That's your ass. Watch out! Dead man walkin'! Dead man walkin'!

The Black Knight was a great warrior.

The duke will arriveth...

The duke will no longer be interested in your daughter's hand in marriage. Good day.

The girl has been soiled. The duke will no longer be interested in...

The king awaits thee, messenger.

The kingdom is falling! Be not afeard. I have everything in hand.

The lake you seek is that way.

The only men standing are those of us who were away from camp.

The princess will look so beautiful!

The sun is falling! He'll kill us all!

The water's cold!

The what?

Then I have nothing more to say to you.

There ain't no honor in that, man.

There once was a great king!

There's doo Doo on top of the...

There's work to be done. You wear the medallion.

They go and act like they ain't hear me, didn't they, Knolte?

They want us to line up in order of color, light to dark!

They're executing the leader of the rebellion. Y'all went all Out. Y'all got the...

This is a big Ass donkey. Do you have a license for this?

This is a hell of a setup you got here. I mean, I'm not lyin'. I mean, whoo!

This is an outrage! Lord Percival, how could this happen?

This is it? It is.

This is like a theme park and a hotel, right?

This is my friend Sky Walker, a man of unconventional wisdom and courage.

This is my official Sky Walker logo. Yeah.

This... Rope A Dope.

Thought it might be easier for you to get around if your feet didn't weigh 500 pounds.

Three.

Time to get the boogie on. Oh, yeah.

To Castle World! To Castle World!

To stay awhile and become a lord of my court?

Tommy quit. Looks like he went out in style.

Try that. So, um...

Tuesday! Ha. That is excellent news.

Two Time All County Conference Player of the Year, the messenger from Normandy,

Two.

Two.

Ugh. You know what? Get you some food stamps.

Uh, look, uh...

Uh, please.

Uh, uh...

Uh, uh...

Uh, uh...

Uh, Vicky? I wanna thank you

Uh, where...

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the duke?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Iet me break it down for you.

Uh... Knolte.

Uh... Spray paint.

Uh... what news?

Uh... yeah.

Um...

Um... I decided to stay.

Um... if you're not naked, they may hear us.

Um... Well, uh....

Until he fell for Percival's trick and the queen lost her throne.

Up we go.

Urgh! Dang, man!

Very nice.

Vicky. Victoria, my bun!

Victoria did this for me? Well, you and the rebellion.

Victoria! They took her.

Victoria.

Void your rheum upon my bosom!

Wait a minute. You ain't breathin', man!

Wait till I find your boss. He's gonna fire your metallic ass.

Wait, uh...

Wait! Look, the only reason I slept with the princess,

Wait! Primitives! They're backwards! Um...

Wait. Knolte!

Wait. Uh... fire!

Wait. Wait, wait!

Watch out!

Watch your step!

We apply now,

We are still waiting on your duke. My patience is wearing thin.

We do apologize, sire. We did not expect your arrival for several weeks.

We get it, man!

We gotta talk union.

We hate to lose such a brave warrior.

We have a horse ready for you, sire. The king awaits thee.

We have fire.

We need a knight, not a jester.

We should get together and play again sometime.

We were a little peeved. To say the least.

We'll have an amazing life together. You'll love LA.

We'll inform the king of your arrival.

We're all going to be put to death tomorrow.

We're even.

We're gonna shove it right up his asshole...

We're not goin' anywhere. We're gonna stay right here and compete with Castle World.

We're ready, King. One...

We've been awaiting word from Normandy. Please, enter.

Well, a couple of drive Bys.

Well, I don't like to be obvious, you know?

Well, I know King Arthur.

Well, I say sometimes we can't just get along!

Well, I would give you 60 hectares of land...

Well, I'll explain it to you when we get back to the camp. I loved it, man.

Well, I'm just glad you like it.

Well, l... was.

Well, lots of brothers wear medallions.

Well, maybe I could take you out to lunch. You could tell me all about it.

Well, uh...

Well, uh...

Well, you do! Check your feet out.

Were you not to consult on issues of security?

What are you doin' here? You dare to deflower the king's daughter?

What do we have here?

What do you move for? It's called boxing.

What do you think, Sky Walker?

What happened? Percival's patrols. They found us.

What if a woman were not considered just a man's property...

What is that, man?

What is your business here?

What other choice do we have, man?

What the hell?

What the hell...? Hey, Steve!

What the...?

What you been eatin', spoiled nachos?

What?! My Liege... The king is talkin'.

What...? His vital signs appear normal.

What...? Vicky?

What...? Vicky?

What's happenin' now? How you doin'?

What's that? It's to burn off the leeches.

What's this? A knight must be properly attired.

What's up, homie? You straight? Cool.

When I walked in I saw, like, um...

When will the duke arrive to take my daughter's hand?

When you foiled our assassination attempt and doomed us to execution...

Where is Percival? Where are the guards?

Where's the Texaco? Texaco?

Which lake? Where? The one with the... drunk Ass homeless guy.

White man down!

Who be ye? Who be l?

Who said Ow, ow, ow!

Who you been datin'? You gotta raise the bar.

Who, despite my many advances, turned out to be gay.

Who?

Who? Stop playin', man!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Castle World's got it goin' on:

Whoo!

Whoo! Put that up right there.

Whoo! Where did y'all get her?

Whoo! Yes!

Why don't you cash out? Yeah, yeah. Go to Miami,

Why you bring the mean out in me?!

Why, what happened? I was out for a ride with my men.

Will the men fight again on my behalf?

With luck, we can restore our queen in hiding to the throne.

With the compliments of the king, it is his pleasure to share with Lord Sky Walker

With these coins. Huh?

Work with me. The king is crazy.

Y'all got a head that comes off? A neck that spurts blood?

Y'all got the little cutout thing like the castles for real.

Yah!

Yah!

Yeah, but every pawn is a potential queen.

Yeah, I'm a talent agent.

Yeah, it's called a French kiss. From Normandy?

Yeah, man, that's not right. We gotta get you a dental plan.

Yeah, put your arm up. Right here, like that.

Yeah, that's all right.

Yeah, that's tight! Right to the chest.

Yeah, the duke, he just likes to stop off, you know, see the sights and, uh...

Yeah, well, uh, it's nice meetin' you.

Yeah, yeah! Get it! Get it!

Yeah, yeah! Whoo!

Yeah, you just gallop up, place your order,

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah.

Yeah. Let's make it happen! Huh?

Yeah. That's your ass.

Yeah. That's your ass.

Yeah. You know what? That was my thinkin'.

Yes, but she doesn't love him.

Yes, I did.

Yes, Y Your Fabulousness.

Yes! Cos I can't keep doin' this, not here.

Yes! Knolte!

Yes. Had the king united with Normandy,

Yo, what's up with that?

You a priest! I pay my tithe. I go to church.

You and I both know I'm no knight.

You arrive early. My daughter and I welcome you. What news from Normandy?

You asked to have me delivered to you? Yeah, so we can talk.

You can call him Zel. I'll let him know just you gonna call him Zel.

You can read and write? Yeah.

You can thank Tiger for that.

You dead.

You disturb my peace.

You don't wanna be messin' with me cos I'm liable to stuff a mud hole in your ass.

You especially, my Nubian queen.

You fake you some accident, get you a lawyer and walk away with my money.

You glow, girl.

You got to have major coins behind this. Who's backin' you Puffy?

You had too much to drink, huh? Opening' party for Castle World?

You have not only tarnished my daughter,

You have to calm yourself.

You just let your man tire himself out, right?

You know it

You know Tommy. You better steer clear of Bostick today.

You know, and a futon. Then you'll be stylin'.

You know, get you the proper sneaker.

You know, I'd go to the end of the earth for you.

You know, if they don't believe you, ask a social worker to come through your spot,

You know, y'all dead wrong. You dead wrong. This is a lady here.

You know?

You like baseball?

You live in huts. You look like hell.

You look familiar.

You may not be a dog, but you may wanna roll over.

You might want to take a chill pill, all right?

You need to know...

You never heard of the Black Knight? You ever heard of Shaq?

You OK? I'm sure I'll be fine.

You own a thong? A what?

You said, say what? They're executing the leader of the rebellion.

You saved my life. I simply repaid the debt.

You speak with an unusual tongue.

You thankin' me for talkin' to you? I am a man reviled for my failings,

You think it don't when it does! Oh!

You turn your back, she'll bite you in your ass.

You...

You'd think you've never seen an execution. Not lately!

You're a brave knight.

You're free. Go!

You've got a lot to learn.

You've saved my life.

Your action has given us hope.

Your daughter's a freak. Ohh!

Your formal introduction for your audience with the king.

Your Kingliness, special request?

Your Kingliness, um, one last word?

Your lives are shitty.

Your Majesty, I was.

Your tongue was in my mouth, swimming around like an eel.

911! White man down!

2001? Two?

'Tis a strange way to... It's French.

'Tis food. 'Tis road kill, man!