The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Edit

A little Crisco and some fishing line, and we're in business.

A million girls would kill for that job.

About 300,000.

Actually, I, uh I have a job interview today.

All right, everyone! Gird your loins!

All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple. It was a very large packet you sent.

All right. Give my best to the boyfriend.

All right. Whatever. It's your job.

Also the centerpiece of my spring collection. Top secret stuff.

Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try.

America is my country, and Paris is my hometown.

An accessory is merely a piece of iconography...

An incubus of viral plague.

An obi belt.

And and for what?

And before today, you had never heard of me.

And countless jobs...

And had them covered, reset and bound so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts.

And have promised me they will follow me...

And his many accomplishments...

And I don't have anyplace to wear them...

And I don't know that much about fashion.

And I have some products. Mason Pearson hairbrushes.

And I need to see a new draft on that piece...

And I sat there waiting for you for almost an hour.

And I'll have to get them taken in. I mean, they'll drown me.

And I'll need a change of clothes.

And I've been studying for weeks.

And if you mess up, my head is on the chopping block.

And in a year, that could be me.

And Irv Irv's a businessman, you know.

And it's my great happiness today...

And it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice...

And it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice...

And James needs a partner.

And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

And met with Sherry up at Human Resources.

And Miranda missed Lagerfeld...

And my hearing vision judgment's impaired.

And not not in a good way.

And now to the main event...

And R.S.V.P. yes to the Michael Kors party.

And reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight.

And she did tell me yesterday, but I forgot like an idiot.

And she happens to have the manuscript.

And she has no idea?

And she is pulling up the Sedona shoot from October.

And she's gonna meet editors and writers from every important magazine.

And shoes.

And so I freaked out, of course.

And so, it should come as no surprise that when the time came...

And tell her I switched in the Dior for the Rocha.

And that James Holtjob was so absurdly overpaid...

And that partner would be me.

And that's my problem because

And the big speech about your so called work ethic

And the Clackers just worship her.

And the magazine would have suffered.

And the more raw, rough hewn background would create this wonderful tension between

And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers.

And then file it away to use on us girls?

And then finally got a call from Elias Clarke...

And then I can do what I came to New York to do.

And then I can do what I came to New York to do.

And then I suppose you can just go home.

And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent wasn't it

And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores...

And then tell Simone I'll take Jackie if Maggie isn't available.

And then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner...

And then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner...

And then we brushed each other's hair and gabbed about American Idol.

And then we can stop pretending like we have anything in common anymore.

And then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese.

And then when we get back to New York, we need to contact, um...

And there was something about Simone, Frankie, someone else.

And they're all so deeply unattractive.

And thinks, I don't know, Club Monaco is couture.

And this layout for the Winter Wonderland spread.

And three drip coffees with room for milk.

And we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night, and she retu

And what are you doing here? [Clears Throat]

And what they did, what they created...

And what's worse, you don't care.

And you can choose for yourself.

And you can do anything, right?

And you don't really care about fashion. You just wanna be a journalist.

And you have no style or sense of fashion.

And you must wait around for it until then.

And you select I don't know that lumpy blue sweater, for instance...

And you should have seen the look she gave me!

And you think fashion is stupid. You've made that clear.

And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead...

And you, I have somebody I want you to meet, okay?

And you're also blithely unaware of the fact...

And you're looking at their new sous chef.

And, if I don't hire you, I am an idiot.

And, uh, there was something about a pony.

And, um

And, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein.

And, you know, I could introduce you two.

And, you know, I didn't have a choice.

And, you know, I think I think you have a talent, Andy.

And?

Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily.

Andrea, Miranda decided to kill the autumn jacket story for September...

Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine...

Andrea, you don't understand.

Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.

Andy, be serious.

Andy, come on, it's his birth

Andy, I make port wine reductions all day.

Andy, it's done.

Another disappointment...

Another divorce...

Another letdown, another father... figure

Antibacterial wipes perhaps?

Any of the other choices would have found that job impossible...

Anyway, I don't

Anyway, the point is [Clears Throat]

Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um

Are we doing a before and after piece I don't know about?

Are you ready?

As long as you did it with a little integrity.

At least Miranda will be in Miami, so we don't have to be on call this weekend.

At Runway or any other publication.

Aww! I think you're full of it.

Baby, it's done.

Basically, it's this or Auto Universe.

Because she's barely speaking to anyone.

Because this place, where so many people would die to work...

Because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously...

Because, sadly, I was not there.

Before the benefit tonight, I need to make sure...

Before they show them.

Between the two absolutely identical belts...

Bloody hell!

Bonjour, madame.

Bonjour. [Chuckles]

Brown and Law, please? Thank you.

But But But you're leaving.

But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant.

But before I talk to you about James...

But her first assistant recently got promoted, and so now I'm the first.

But I can't let Miranda get to me. I won't.

But I don't think I need these.

But I figure since you quit your job...

But I hope for the best.

But I really

But I suppose I could help you out. I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon.

But I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit.

But I was very, very impressed...

But I'm smart.

But if I do something wrong, she is vicious.

But Miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her house.

But my my girls, I just

But she's hopeless and totally wrong for it.

But so often, they turn out to be

But this person? This glamazon who skulks around in corners...

But we thought about shooting them in an industrial space.

But we're not expected until Tuesday. Did she say why?

But what if this isn't what I want?

But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue.

But you have got to calm down.

But your table's full.

But, uh What about this?

But, um, it's just for one Miranda!

But, well, I was wondering if you could make the impossible possible...

But, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit...

But, you know, I'm not going to be in fashion forever...

But... it is so beautiful.

By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Call every This is your responsibi This is your job.

Call everybody else that we know that has a jet. Irv?

Call James Holt's office. Tell them I want to move the preview up to today at 12:30.

Calls roll to voice mail, and she gets very upset.

Can we at least talk about this?

Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday.

Chief among them, a commitment to excellence.

Christian Thompson told me he's gonna work for her.

Christian Thompson? You're kidding.

Clearly I'm going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me...

Coat, bag.

Come on.

Come on. These clips are excellent.

Come on. You're gonna be answering phones and getting coffee.

Come on. You're working for Miranda Priestly now.

Congratulations, young lady.

Dad, I swear, this is my break.

Dad, thank you.

Dad, you have to trust me.

Demarchelier. Did he Get him on the phone.

Did anybody speak with Salma's people yet?

Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?

Did you mention my good looks and my killer charm?

Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand, finished with a metallic fringe.

Do I smell freesias?

Do it now.

Do not look at anyone.

Do you have Demarchelier?

Do you just write stuff like that down...

Do you know what really just...

Do you know why I hired you?

Do you want me to say, Poor you. Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy?

Does anybody else have anything I can possibly use?

Don't be ridiculous, Andrea. Everybody wants this.

Don't even bother coming back.

Don't touch it. She returns it to us in the morning with her notes.

Don't worry about it.

Don't you know that you are working at the place...

Editors, writers, models, all of whom were found by me, nurtured by me...

Eh Me?

Em.

Emily is going to Paris with Miranda in a few months...

Emily, Emily, I I need to talk to you.

Emily, I didn't have a choice.

Emily, I know you're mad. I don't blame you.

Emily?

Emily?

Emily?

Emily.

Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour.

Everybody wants to be us.

Everyone except me...

Excuse me!

Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?

Excuse me.

Excuse us, girls.

Face it, you sold your soul the day you put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's.

Fashion is not about utility.

Fine. And, Andrea, I would like you to deliver the Book to my home tonight.

First of all, we need to move Snoop Dogg to my table.

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

Follow me.

For all the papers I sell for him.

For James to choose the new president of James Holt International...

For shoes and shirts and jackets and belts.

For the fact that I'm killing myself trying.

For which you are totally wrong.

From a pile of stuff.

From Miami to New York tonight?

Get me Demarchelier.

Get me home.

Get me that little table that I liked at that store on Madison.

Get us a reservation for dinner tonight at that place that got the good review.

Gets me about this whole thing...

Give me a full ballerina skirt and a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

Give me that. There's, like, eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there.

Give me that. There's, like, eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there.

God, it's so unfair!

God!

Gotta go.

Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets and pulled up the Sedona shoot.

Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor.

Great. I'm staying in a fantastic little hotel in the Seventh...

Great. Now you're gonna give me a hard time too?

Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta.

Happy birthday.

Has agreed to finance the expansion of the James Holt label...

Has she died or something?

Have the brakes checked on my car.

Have you completely lost your mind?

He should meet you.

Hello, Miranda.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.

Her appointments and her expenses.

Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk.

Her opinion is the only one that matters.

Her whole life is about Paris.

Here. It's a tough call.

Hey, Andy. Andy!

Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up. I have a favor to ask you.

Hey, that's not fair.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi. I need Miranda's itinerary for tomorrow.

Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton?

Hi. Um, I know this is totally last minute...

Hire the smart, fat girl.

Hmm. Corn chowder.

Hmm. Duh. This way.

Hmm. That's what I meant. Miranda Priestly's office.

How are you? So glad to see you. Thank you for coming.

How did [Grunts]

However, that blue represents millions of dollars...

Human Resources sent her up about the new assistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.

I

I [Clears Throat]

I actually I reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper.

I also, um, won a national competition for college journalists...

I always hire the same girl

I am not skinny or glamorous...

I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

I called Martine at home, and she opened the shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry.

I called over there for a reference, left word with some snooty girl.

I can get another girl to take your job in five minutes one who really wants it.

I can guarantee you.

I can just imagine what they're gonna write about me.

I can think of something we can do that doesn't require any clothing.

I can't. You know, Nate and I just split up a couple days ago, and I can't.

I could call frickin' J.K. Rowling herself. I'm not gonna get a copy of that book.

I couldn't do something like that.

I couldn't do what you did to Nigel, Miranda.

I couldn't have been clearer. There you are, Emily.

I don't care if she was gonna fire you or beat you with a red hot poker!

I don't get her.

I don't have a thing to wear to work.

I don't know disappointing and, um...

I don't know what else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged.

I don't know what you expect me to do.

I don't know. She's not happy.

I don't really care what anybody writes about me.

I don't see my breakfast here. Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs?

I don't think I'm like that.

I don't understand why it is so challenging...

I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.

I don't want to.

I don't want you to get behind on your rent.

I failed. She's gonna fire me anyway.

I flew up to Boston while you were gone.

I found myself wondering if, uh, you were gonna be there.

I get it.

I get the lovely task of waiting around for the Book.

I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall.

I get to wear couture. I go to all the shows and all the parties.

I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth...

I guess not.

I guessed an eight and a half.

I have exciting presents for all of you.

I have Miranda Priestly calling for Okay.

I have Miranda Priestly calling.

I have Patrick!

I have Patrick.

I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

I have to learn all these by tonight?

I have to.

I hope not.

I hope you know that.

I hope you two are very happy together.

I interviewed at the Oak Room.

I just had a moment of weakness, that's all.

I just have to stick it out for a year. One year.

I just knew from the moment I saw her...

I just saw his name this morning on the list.

I just wish that I knew what I could do to

I kept trying to leave, but there was a lot going on.

I know, I know, but I'm so excited though.

I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night.

I learn fast and I will work very hard.

I looked it up on line. It's $1,100.

I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

I mean, come on. Paper napkins? Hello.

I mean, I have no idea why Miranda hired her.

I mean, look at this dump Nate works in.

I mean, she didn't call me Emily, which is Isn't that great?

I mean, what if I don't wanna live the way you live?

I mean, you don't deserve them.

I mean, you get coffee [Scoffs] and you run errands.

I meet all of the designers. It's divine.

I need the best possible team with me.

I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins.

I need to get home tonight. The twins have a recital tomorrow morning at school.

I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes. It's Nate's birthday tonight.

I never thought I would say this, Andrea...

I rarely say this to people who aren't me...

I recently graduated from Northwestern University.

I refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.

I resent that.

I said to myself, go ahead.

I saw it. And you know what really just kills me about this whole thing...

I see a great deal of myself in you.

I see your point.

I still want the same things. Okay?

I think I might.

I thought I'd let you at least enjoy the bread basket first.

I thought Paris was a big deal for Emily or

I thought that, but no, not with the right accessories. It should work.

I thought the flesh was gonna melt off her face.

I told you the cellphones didn't work. Nobody could get a signal out.

I turned my back on my friends and my family...

I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.

I wanted to say that you were right about everything.

I will be very disappointed.

I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat.

I wonder if she's lost any of that weight yet. Who's that?

I work freelance. I have a lot of free time on my hands.

I would like first to share some news with you.

I wrote those e mails.

I, um I thought you would be different.

I... am out of excuses.

I'd have to whisk you away right here and now.

I'll be back at 3:00. I'd like my Starbucks waiting.

I'm Andy. I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly.

I'm beginning to wonder if I can.

I'm brilliant. No, really.

I'm going to be able to come to Paris and actually see Paris.

I'm gonna kill Mom. [Chuckles]

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

I'm just trying to understand why someone who got accepted to Stanford Law...

I'm looking for James Holt.

I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.

I'm not a psycho.

I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.

I'm not talking about you.

I'm pretty sure they have bread in Boston.

I'm profiling Gaultier for Interview and, uh, making my Paris plans.

I'm so sorry, Miranda.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so late.

I'm sorry. Just... one second?

I'm still the same person I was.

I'm sure Nate will understand.

I'm trying to get you a flight, but no one is flying out because of the weather.

I've known what was happening for quite some time.

If I see freesias anywhere...

If I'm not here Andrea, Andrea

If that happens, I will search every Blimpie's in the tristate area until I track you down.

If that's at all possible. [Laughing]

If you don't go, I'll assume you're not serious about your future...

If you get fired, that might jeopardize Paris for me.

If you want me to cancel your evening, I can.

In the end though, I kind of screwed it up.

Including her.

Into a global brand, which is really an exciting enterprise.

Irv is going to tell you today. I thought maybe if I told you, that you could fix it.

Irv is making Jacqueline Follet the editor in chief of Runway.

Is always five minutes early...

Is investing in James's company and taking it global.

Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender female paratrooper?

Is my friend and longtime esteemed colleague...

Is she back? Am I fired?

Is that, you know, you're the one who said you don't really care about this stuff.

Is the clothes that you're gonna get.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

Is there anything else I can do?

Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here?

It doesn't make sense throwing away all those months of hard work.

It just took me a little while to find a suitable alternative for Jacqueline.

It really wasn't that big a deal. I promise.

It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered.

It's Oh, I know this. It's something to do with

It's a busy day.

It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit.

It's about Jacqueline Follet.

It's actually cerulean.

It's Ambassador Franklin, and that's the woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca.

It's deadly. Have fun.

It's done. Irv's gonna tell Miranda after the party for James.

It's for Miranda Priestly, and I know that she's a client of yours.

It's gonna make Give me the... phone.

It's just Miranda wanted some scarves from HermËs.

It's just so unfair to the girls.

It's just the cavalier disregard for clear directions

It's just...

It's like, Clack, clack, clack. clack, clack.

It's my favorite place in the whole world.

It's some absurd weather problem.

It's the benefit tonight. I've been looking forward to it for months.

It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything.

Jacqueline does the same thing for a lot less money.

Jacqueline Follet.

Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda. She has a fresher take on things.

Je suis trËs, trËs desolÈ.

Join the club. That's what happens when you start doing well at work, darling.

Just before he boarded a 17 hour flight to Australia.

Just deal with it. You have to be here.

Just tell her it can't be done. You'll have to come up with a Plan B.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Priestly.

Let me call you back.

Let's say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers...

Like you don't make these decisions yourself.

Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.

Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up! I was gonna answer it!

Lily.

Look, here's an essay by Jay McInerney, a piece by Joan Didion.

Look, you better just start without me, okay? I'll get there as soon as I can.

Look, you want this thing, you better hurry. I'll meet you at the St. Regis.

Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry there.

Massimo Corteleoni...

Maybe this trip is coming at a good time.

Maybe we should take a break.

Me neither. The other day, we were in the beauty department.

Miranda didn't want it, so

Miranda hired me. She knows what I look like.

Miranda needs you to go to HermËs to pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.

Miranda Priestly is a huge deal. I bet a million girls would kill for that job.

Miranda Priestly is the finest possible guardian of that beacon...

Miranda Priestly's office.

Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks.

Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, and she will want more Starbucks when she gets back.

Miranda will be devastated. Her whole life is about Runway. He can't do that to her.

Miranda, about last night, I

Miranda, I can't.

Miranda, I'm so sorry.

Miranda, what is Runway's position on French fashion versus American fashion?

Miranda. Miranda. Wait, I need to talk to you.

Miranda. Nigel. Fashion's great gatekeepers.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. We're gonna use the burgundy.

Mm mmm. That's all.

Mm.

Mm. I I can't. I'm sorry.

Mm. You already did.

Mm. You already did.

Mommy's working very hard to get it for you.

More than any of the other silly girls.

Move!

Must have been some lousy jackets.

My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at 4:00...

My God. I live on it.

My name is Andy. Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.

My only question is, Runway?

My personal life is hanging by a thread, that's all.

Nancy Gonzalez. Love that.

Nate, I'm so sorry.

Nate?

Nate.

Next thing you know, I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself...

Nigel, Nigel.

No one would notice anything about her, except how great she is at her job.

No problem! [Panting]

No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word.

No, don't be silly, Andrea. These too.

No, I barely know you. I'm in a strange city.

No, I can't. I'm sorry, but I have to go.

No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote.

No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair.

No, I haven't. I've been manning the desk, haven't I? I'm bursting.

No, Miranda.

No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900. I cannot take this from you.

No, no, no, no.

No, no. That wasn't a question.

No, not even a little. What time should I pick you up?

No, quite serious, yeah. I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15.

No, she's not available.

No, that was that was different. I didn't have a choice.

No, you're You write for, like, every magazine I love.

No! No! No!

No? And this dress, it's new.

No.

No.

No.

No. [Whispers] God.

No. All right, February, back of the issue.

No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin piece on the Supreme Court women

No. And I've seen all this before.

No. No, no. Nothing's

No. We did that two years ago. What else?

Nobody. Um, uh

Not a chance?

Not since two became the new four and zero became the new two.

Not that I can recall.

Not to mention American Runway's one of the most expensive books in the business.

Not wonderful yet.

Nothing is flying out? What do you mean, nothing is flying out?

Now, be prepared. The run through is at 12:30.

Now, hang that up. Don't just fling it anywhere.

Now, it is a mock up of everything...

Now, it's very important that you do exactly what I'm about to tell you.

Now, the car will take you straight to Miranda's townhouse.

Now, the second assistant is supposed to do this...

Of course not. Could I do that?

Of course. I plan my whole year around this.

Of what American Runway will look like when Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief.

Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then...

Oh, and, you know, she called me Andrea?

Oh, baby. You should see the way these girls at Runway dress.

Oh, come on.

Oh, hi.

Oh, I don't know

Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have some prior commitment?

Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it that you do anyway?

Oh, it's for Paris. I'm on this new diet.

Oh, it's just it's just something I threw on.

Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. I will pretend you did not just ask me that.

Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story?

Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plenty more polyblend where that came from.

Oh, no, 'cause that would mean that I actually did something right.

Oh, no, I made two copies...

Oh, no, you chose. You chose to get ahead.

Oh, oh, my God. Andy, you look so chic.

Oh, okay. I I'll look at it.

Oh, please, believe me, I will. This is the last thing that I wanna

Oh, shoot.

Oh, Stephen is

Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin.

Oh, there you are. [Clears Throat]

Oh, um Oh, my God. I just can't remember what his name is.

Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.

Oh, yes. A friend of a friend does the cover art...

Oh, yes. You must be the new Emily.

Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad.

Oh, you're so full of it. You're not desolÈ at all.

Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Bloody time.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay. I see.

Oh. Shoot.

Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair.

Okay, after we talked, I realized...

Okay, but hurry.

Okay, Doug. How is it that you know who she is and I didn't?

Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are things Miranda does that I don't agree with, but

Okay, I made a mistake. I know.

Okay, Narciso Rodriguez. This we love.

Okay, she's tough, but if Miranda were a man...

Okay, so I was Miranda's second assistant...

Okay, start with the photos in the back and work your way forward.

Okay, thanks. Bye. [Clears Throat]

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. First of all, you and I answer the phones.

Okay. I have four hours to get the impossible manuscript.

Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes.

Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperate need of Chanel. Darling, shall we?

Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going to the art department to give them the Book.

Okay. Okay. I'll go down to Barnes & Noble right now.

Okay. Um, Emily, wh when you come in...

Okay. Um, yeah, sure.

Okay. What are we toasting?

On all this.

On the intersection between East and West.

One copy. What are my twins gonna do with that? Share?

One thought I had was enamel. Um, bangles, pendants, earrings.

One time an assistant left the desk because she sliced her hand open with a letter opener...

Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become...

Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.

Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call you the second I'm leaving, okay?

Ooh. I've had too much wine.

Or should we wait till after dinner?

Or you can bring the Book upstairs. Emily does it all the time.

Our celebration of James Holt.

Paris is the most important week of my entire year.

People are panicking, so the phone is going to be ringing off the hook.

Perfect.

Pick up my shoes from Blahnik, and then go get Patricia.

Pick up the Polaroids from the lingerie shoot.

Please. It's just I don't know drizzling.

Pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class...

Quit? Are you sure?

Really?

Really. I think that my work here is done.

Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those satchels that Marc is doing in the pony.

Right across the street from the falafel restaurant that will change your life.

Right.

Right. Come on.

Right. I will deal with all of this, and you will go to Calvin Klein.

Right. Well, after the loo, Serena and I are going to lunch.

Right. Well, everybody will be leaving soon to get ready...

Roy, I'm sorry. Can you go any faster?

Run throughs are a huge deal. I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea.

Runway and James Holt share many things in common...

Rupert Murdoch should cut me a check...

Saying that of all the assistants she's ever had...

Setting a standard that inspires people across the globe.

She chooses every single thing in every single issue.

She does? Right. She does, all the time.

She doesn't even say thank you.

She doesn't get it.

She hasn't eaten in weeks. I I can't... do that.

She hates me, Nigel.

She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, What is this?

She looks like she's working the main stage at the Golden Nugget.

She means you.

She now works at TVGuide.

She opened the shop early for me, so I got them, which is great.

She was going to be a complete and utter disas

She was supposed to arrive after Miranda left.

She's a She's a notorious sadist...

She's gonna fire me?

She's just doing her job.

She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.

She's not supposed to be here until 9:00.

She's on her way. Tell everyone!

She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend.

Shi I have to go.

Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!

Shoot! Oh!

Shut up. I like this.

Smith & Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30. How am I gonna get the steak?

Snow Queen drives away another Mr. Priestly.

So an interest in fashion is crucial.

So because she pursed her lips, he's gonna change his entire collection?

So do you do you know where we're going?

So he reconsidered.

So I don't need to fetch Stephen from the airport tomorrow?

So I don't see the point of changing everything about myself just because I have this job.

So I just had to tell Irv that Jacqueline was unavailable.

So I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom...

So I suggested that, uh, Testino shoot them at the Noguchi Garden.

So I was wondering if you could take them off my hands.

So none of the girls here eat anything?

So send her in. That's all.

So that tomorrow they can spend another $300,000 reshooting something...

So the book better be here no later than 3:00.

So then I said, No, I couldn't see the difference...

So until she decides that you are not a total psycho...

So we spent a whole semester on potatoes alone.

So you, with that impressive rÈsumÈ...

So, you want to start grilling me now...

So...

Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Something funny?

Sorry, Miranda.

Splashed across page six.

Stephen isn't coming.

Stupid.

Stylish, slender, of course...

Take a chance.

Take care of that finger, huh?

Tell everybody else. Be ready to leave in half an hour.

Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly.

Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers...

Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout.

Thank God.

Thank you for your time.

Thank you very much for coming today...

Thank you, my dear friend.

Thanks, Em. I appreciate it. Good luck.

Thanks.

That exempts you from the fashion industry...

That exempts you from the fashion industry...

That I can't even talk about.

That I thought you might like.

That in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns.

That is the way I designed it. It is brilliant.

That means it's time for a promotion.

That no longer includes Emily.

That published some of the greatest artists of the century?

That would be Thank you. That would be great. [Giggling]

That you're both fully prepped on the guest list.

That, of course, she jumped at it.

That...

That's all.

That's all.

That's all.

That's an interesting choice.

That's John Folger, the new artistic director of the Chelsea Rep.

That's not what I

That's not what I

That's really what this multibillion dollar industry is all about anyway, isn't it?

That's Whoa. You'll never survive Miranda.

That's your answer for everything lately, I didn't have a choice.

The Dragon Lady, career obsessed.

The girls need new surfboards or boogie boards or something for spring break.

The Harry Potter manuscript? Oh, you're kidding.

The list of designers, photographers...

The one that a million girls wanted.

The person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in.

The phone must be answered every single time it rings.

The piece is called urban jungle, right?

The point is [Sighs]

The point is we really need to figure out where to place Donatella...

The punch. I drank it at James' last party.

The ru The run through. Right.

The sound that their stilettos make in the marble lobby.

The thing is, Christian, I was just

The truth is, there is no one that can do what I do...

The wide eyed girl peddling her earnest newspaper stories?

Then call my ex husband and remind him the parent teacher conference is at Dalton tonight.

Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo.

Then, yes, fetch away.

There he is, waiting for her again.

There is no Plan B. There's only Plan A.

There was a crisis in the accessories department.

There's nothing in this whole closet that'll fit a size six.

There's something I have to talk to you about.

These are all of the guests. Miranda invites everyone.

These are all sample sizes two and four.

Theyskens is trying to reinvent the drop waist, so actually it's

This is a shining beacon of hope for

This is an extra copy to have on file. You know, just in case.

This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!

This is my boss.

This is not just a magazine.

This is of the utmost importance. You must be invisible.

This is sold out everywhere. Where did you get this?

This is the first time in 18 years I'm going to be able to call the shots in my own life.

This thing on the janitors' union, that's exactly what we do here.

This... stuff?

To care about what you put on your back.

To Emily.

To Emily.

To get my car when I ask for it.

To help celebrate our dear friend, James Holt.

To sell people things they don't need!

Transforming the work of this visionary artist...

Turn around. Let me see. Turn.

Turns it down to be a journalist, and now you're not even doing that.

Uh

Uh

Uh huh.

Uh, Demarchelier.

Uh, here we go.

Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.

Uh, no, she called me in there and and then she asked me about Pier 59.

Uh, no. Unpublished.

Uh, no. Unpublished.

Uh, o okay.

Uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni...

Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.

Uh, this season really began for me with a meditation...

Uh, what the hell is this?

Uh, yeah. It just happened.

Um, as many of you know...

Um, excuse me.

Um, I really did everything I could think of.

Um, is

Um, okay, yeah. I guess I could for one

Um, that's him right there.

Um, uh, that's very nice of you...

Um, well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking

Um, you know, she is in a meeting. Can I please take a message?

Wait, don't tell me. The boyfriend non plus?

Wait, he was he was part of the Oh, God, I know this. Um

Wait. You want me to

Wake up, sweetheart.

Was greater than art because you live your life in it.

We are toasting, my dear, to the dream job.

We at Runway are very proud to have been

We get e mails from you at your office at 2:00 A.M.

We have all the published Harry Potter books. The twins want to know what happens next.

We have to get to the beauty department, and God knows how long that's going to take.

We have to make sure that they all think she knows exactly who they are.

We know everyone in publishing. It shouldn't be a problem, should it?

We might be able to figure something out.

We need to go over the seating, uh, chart for the luncheon.

We should celebrate.

We thought the contrast between the femininity of the florals...

We're going to celebrate. I'm going to get some champagne.

We're just a little worried, honey.

Well, actually, um, I am going.

Well, congratulations.

Well, I don't know. It's a huge imposition.

Well, I happen to think you look great always.

Well, I just

Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant.

Well, I've already messengered your outfit over to the shoot.

Well, if you speak to him and he decides to rethink the divorce...

Well, it was very, very nice to meet you, Miranda girl.

Well, lucky for me, I already have my dream job.

Well, not you, obviously, but some people.

Well, nothing really. I mean, this is

Well, that's big of you.

Well, that's just it.

Well, there is one other thing that's new...

Well, this is Miranda Priestly we're talking about.

Well, um, I think that depends on what you're

Well, we're so grateful that you do.

Well, what about these necklaces? Do you like them?

Well, where are these fabulous copies? I don't see them anywhere.

Well, you know me.

Well...

Were completely inadequate.

Wh They're replacing Miranda?

What a pile of bollocks!

What about accessories for April?

What about Testino? Where are we on that?

What do you do?

What does it look like? It's a mock up.

What does she want you to do, call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?

What happened? Now you've become one of them.

What is it that you want me to say to you, huh?

What the hell kind of a blip is that?

What took you so long? I have to pee!

What? No. I I specifically told them

What? You haven't peed since I left?

What's that costing me?

What's that? Oh, I don't want that. I'm having lunch with Irv.

What's up?

What's up?

What's wrong?

When the time is right, she'll pay me back.

When, in fact...

Whenever and if ever I choose to leave Runway.

Where are the advertisers?

Where are the belts for this dre Why is no one ready?

Where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin.

Where's that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning?

Which I got months ago.

Who are you?

Who is that sad little person?

Who showed cerulean military jackets?

Why is it so impossible to put together a decent run through?

With my series on the janitors' union, which exposed the exploitation

With some random hot fashion guy?

Woman.

Yeah, don't worry. I know this city like the back of my hand.

Yeah, great. The thing is I'm not one of them.

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere...

Yeah, I'm hearing this, and I wanna hear this.

Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner, maybe see Chicago.

Yeah, well, either that, or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko.

Yeah, whoopee. Right.

Yeah?

Yeah? Oh, well, that is great. Perfect actually.

Yeah? Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallery doing, uh, you know

Yeah. And she's bringing me in to run all the editorial content.

Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is more to Runway than just fancy purses.

Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?

Yeah. Of?

Yeah. You know, okay.

Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby.

Yes, but she'd rather do a summer cover because she has a movie coming out.

Yes, I did. We'll discuss it on Wednesday.

Yes, I know it's impossible to get...

Yes, I know there's a hurricane.

Yes, I will tell her you called... yet again.

Yes, I'm calling about the Harry Potter manuscript.

Yes, that's true.

Yes, the modern woman unleashes the animal within to take on the big city.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold. It's for Miranda Priestly.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot, and Miranda chooses.

Yes. Yeah, she explained every detail of her decision making.

Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight from Miami to New York.

Yet I am in charge of her schedule...

You are chained to that desk.

You bet your size six ass. [Guffaws]

You can see beyond what people want and what they need...

You can't do that job.

You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder.

You doing anything fun this weekend?

You don't like it. I should better do

You eat carbs, for Christ's sake.

You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls.

You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done.

You have some very large shoes to fill.

You know what they say? Tiny man, huge ego.

You know, Gertrude Stein once said...

You know, I never understood...

You know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh

You know, if I can deliver the Book, that means I must have done something right.

You know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me.

You know, my dad's coming in from Ohio.

You know, the Andy I know is madly in love with Nate...

You know, you guys didn't have to be such assholes.

You look good.

You look really pretty.

You love the show?

You may never ask Miranda anything.

You must have done something right.

You need to come into the office right this second and pick up her coffee order on the way.

You only deign to work.

You open the door and you walk across the foyer.

You people have had hours and hours to prepare. It's just so confusing to me.

You probably don't remember me. We met at James Holt's party.

You quit your job, but you're still working on the twins' science project?

You should have said no.

You still don't get it, do you?

You sure about that?

You take the fry and squeeze it.

You think this has nothing to do with you.

You think this is just a magazine, hmm?

You thought I didn't know.

You used to make fun of the Runway girls.

You used to say this was just a job.

You want this life, those choices are necessary.

You were there for less than a year.

You were, by far, her biggest disappointment.

You will be delivering Miranda's dry cleaning with the Book.

You work a year for her, and you can get a job at any magazine you want.

You You hate Runway and Miranda.

You, my friend, are crossing over to the dark side.

You.

You'll come and help Emily.

You'll have to find someone else's life to change.

You'll take what I give you and you'll like it.

You're mad because I work late all the time and I missed your birthday party.

You're really surprised?

You're right. I don't fit in here.

You're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room...

You're You're a vision.

Your job.

Your pay is terrible. You don't get to write anything.

Zac Posen's doing some very sculptural suits.

'Cause I'm lost. Yeah.

[Andy] And she tells them what she thinks? [Nigel] In her way.

[Andy] What's a preview anyway? Good morning, Miranda.

[Beeping] [Phone Ringing]

[Bell Chimes] Right. Remember, you and I have totally different jobs.

[Bell Dings] Mr. Ravitz.

[Cash Register Clicking] Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.

[Cellphone Ringing] I got it. It's Yup, the Dragon Lady.

[Cellphone Ringing] Oh, my God.

[Cellphone Rings] [Horn Honks]

[Cellphone Rings] Miranda?

[Chuckles] It's not funny.

[Chuckling] Nice to meet you.

[Clamoring] [Woman] Oh, my God!

[Dad] It's right here. Thank you. [Andy] Yeah, any kind of jet.

[Dial Tone Hums] Hello?

[Doug] You are going to Paris for the couture shows? [Andy] Mm hmm.

[Emily Coughing] No.

[Excited Chattering] Did somebody eat an onion bagel?

[Gasps] [Horn Honks, Tires Skid]

[Giggles] I like the old clothes.

[Glasses Clink] Cheers.

[Groans] Leave it. Do you have

[John] Oh, thank you. It's always nice seeing you. Stop fidgeting.

[Laughs] It's true.

[Line Clicks, Phone Rings] Hello.

[Line Ringing] Don't pick up.

[Phone Ringing] ## [Woman Singing]

[Phone Ringing] Allo.

[Phone Rings] Oh, Emily? What do I do

[Sighs] Excuse me? I need to talk to you right away.

[Sighs] Nigel? Hmm?

[Snaps Fingers] You do coat. Do the coat!

[Speaking Italian] Maestro. Mmm.

[Sputters] Hi, Miranda.

[Thunderclap] Someone must be getting out.

[Truck Horn Honking] [Gasps]

[Whispers] 9:45 sharp. Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time.

[Woman] Okay. Are you ready? [Emily] Oh, hi, hi.

[Woman] Wow. Ow! Don't be a jerk.

## [Continues] [Cellphone Ringing]

## [Continues] Ah. Well.

## [Continues] Good luck.

## [Continues] Hey, Andy.

## [Continues] Hey. Hey, Miranda girl.

## [Continues] The gowns are fabulous.

A little Clinique. Ooh!

A little thing. [Gasps]

All right? Mm hmm.

All right. We're doing this for you. And A poncho?

And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere. Yep.

And, Emily? Yes?

Andrea Sachs? Yes.

Andrea. Hmm?

Andy, what the hell is wrong with you? I I didn't have a choice, okay?

Are you there? I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as

Are you wearing the The Chanel boots?

But do you think it's too much like Like the Lacroix from July?

Call my husband and confirm dinner. At Pastis? Done.

Can we adjust the attitude? I'm sorry.

Cheers to you. To us.

Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me. No.

Deal with it. [Rings]

Did Demarchelier confirm? D Did D Demarchel

Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric? I tried to ask her.

Did she say which skirts? No. No.

Do I? Yeah.

Do you actually say things like that to people? Evidently.

Do you have the Book? Oh. Uh

Do you understand? Uh huh.

Do you want it? You want Oh. Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Does Miranda No, no, Miranda knows, because

Don't make me feed you to one of the models. I'm sorry.

Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick Hi.

Emily, I I said go!

Emily. Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.

Emily. Just go.

Enjoy. [Sniffles]

Excuse me? Well, you seem nice, smart.

Excuse me. Hi.

Four. Really?

From Miami to New York. Thank you.

Get me Isaac. Thirty six thank you notes delivered today.

God, these people! [Whistles, Whispers] Who's that?

Gotta find ## [Ends]

Have Emily give you the key. Mm hmm.

He's right, you know. Hmm?

Hello? Hi. [Emily] While you're out...

Hello. The twins also need flip flops.

Hello. Miranda? My flight has been canceled.

Here. Huh? What's this?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. I went to Dean & Deluca.

Hey. You coming to bed anytime soon?

Hey. Come on. Let's go home. Yeah.

Hi. Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling.

Hi. I was just thinking about you.

Hmm? Chairman of Elias Clarke, Irv Ravitz.

Hot Starbucks. Can you just repeat that first

How many times do I have to scream your name? Actually, it's Andy.

How's the cold doing? Like death warmed up actually.

Huh? Oh. Nigel, you deserve it.

I am a writer too. Is that right?

I can't believe this. You're defending her? Yeah.

I didn't Oh. Yeah.

I hope you know that this is a very difficult job Mm hmm.

I just don't understand. I'm appalled. It's absurd. Appalled.

I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano? Yeah.

I might as well beat her to the punch. Wow.

I need that. I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.

I need to talk to you. Do not disturb me again.

I needed to find a python headband. Python's hot right now.

I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve. Really?

I think she likes it. Oh, my God! This is the new Marc Jacobs!

I think we need a jacket here. Mmm.

I thought you were going out the other Sweetie! No.

I will have a drink. I will have a drink. Ah, yes.

I'll guard it with my life. Please do.

I'm actually a girl. Oh!

I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way. That's your way. Right.

I'm good. Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

I'm moving up there in a couple weeks. That's great. Congratulations.

I'm not even hungry anymore. What?

I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this. Take it. Take it.

I'm trying. Here. Take a drink.

I've been thinking Oh.

Inner beauty. [Cellphone Rings]

Irv Ravitz. Oh, I'm sorry.

Issue going well? Oh, yes. Our best September ever.

It sucks. I don't It's boring. It's all right. Breathe.

It's okay. Come on up. No, I can't. I can't.

It's over here, honey. Tonight.

It's really good to see you. You too, honey.

It's really just No, it's No, gorgeous. Yeah? Okay, good.

It's true. No.

James Holt Yeah.

Jimmy Choo's. Hmm.

John, thanks for coming. Hey there.

Let me see that. [Giggles]

Like this job was forced on you. Nate, I get it, okay?

Lily. Have fun in Paris.

Listen, Nate. Wait a minute.

Look at you. Hello.

Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool Aid. What do you

Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible. Mm hmm.

Man the desk at all times. Got it. [Phone Rings]

Manolo Blahnik. Wow.

Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no. I know.

Miranda, fabulous event as always. You brought Jacqueline.

Miranda. This way! [Clamoring]

Miranda's pushed the run through up a half an hour. Mmm!

Mm hmm. Bags, shoes, fragrances the works.

Mm hmm. I can't imagine Runway without you.

Mm hmm. I promise. Same Andy, better clothes.

Mm hmm. I should read your stuff. Why don't you send it over?

Mm hmm. What was it, a phone interview?

Mm. Incroyable. Yeah?

Monuments should be erected in my honor. You didn't.

No, actually Miranda has a dinner. Great, you're free.

No, but What do you do?

No. Which?

No. Which?

Now? Now, get a pen and write this down.

Now? Now, get a pen and write this down.

Of course you do. Are you working tonight? Oh!

Of course! And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes.

Oh, and you're replacing yourself. Well, I am trying.

Oh, damn it. I love your job. Oh! One more.

Oh, God. What?

Oh, good morning, Miranda. Get me Isaac.

Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice. Ah.

Oh, Miranda? Let me talk to her.

Oh, yeah? Mm hmm.

Oh, you're right. My job sucks. No!

Oh! And it's pretty. That too.

Oh. Oh, she put me up for it. God, no. Can you imagine?

Oh. [Scoffs] Thank God I saved your job.

Oh. Please. You know how she is.

Oh. This is This might be What do you think of Yeah.

Okay, okay! Okay, okay. Oh, no. Shh!

Okay. Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton. Pick that up.

Okay. Come on in. All right? Thanks.

Okay. So I'm screwing it up. Mmm.

Ooh. Shh. Absolutely.

Quit. Quit?

Really? Mmm.

Searing hot. And I mean hot. [Line Clicks]

See how firm that is? Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

See you guys tomorrow. Good night, man. Take it easy.

See you later. Okay.

She does. Oh, shut up, Serena.

She wants to see you. Oh! She does?

She's always 15 minutes early. Which means?

Shh! Uh huh. I'm leaving right now.

Shit! [Girl] It's that door to the left.

So quit. What?

So you don't read Runway? Uh, no.

Stand, watch and listen. And I think it can be very interesting

Surprise. Quelle surprise.

Thank you. [Chattering Continues]

That is a pathetic excuse. [Door Opens]

That is why those girls are so skinny. Oh. No, no, no.

That would explain so much. [Doug] Look, seriously.

That's absurd. That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it.

That's all. Right.

The This is the Book.

The who? They call them Clackers.

Then I went up the stairs to give her the Book and You went upstairs?

They're so different. [Miranda] Hmm.

This is her the new me. Hi.

This is my my chance. [Cellphone Ringing]

This show is amazing. I am so proud of you. [Lily] Thank you.

Told you. I thought you were kidding.

Uh And you leave the Book on the table with the flowers.

Uh I'll call you.

Uh Miranda Priestly's office.

Uh That's all.

Uh, hi. Christian Thompson.

Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar. Right this way.

Uh, it might fit. It might. What?

We have some pieces from Banana Republic. We need more, don't we?

We're doing this Dolce for you. Hmm!

Welcome to the St. Regis. May I assist you with anything? Oh. Yes.

Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem. Not exactly.

Well, I'm a six. Which is the new 14.

Well, it's definitely working. I know.

Well, what if I need to What? No.

What is that? It's a Bang & Olufsen phone.

What kind of skirts do you Please bore someone else with your questions.

What? At school!

What? Wow!

What? It's okay. Come on.

When I come back, you can go. Okay.

Where are all the other dresses? We have some right here.

Where is everyone? Why is no one working?

Who is it? [Mouthing Words]

Who put that together for you? This?

Who's that? Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

Why do women need so many bags? Shut up.

Will that fit me? Oh, yeah.

Wise. [Chuckling]

Wish me luck! No. Shan't.

Yeah, come on. It's okay. Please stop talking.

Yeah, that looked like work. Look, you're making a big deal out of

Yeah. But what I did read wasn't half bad.

Yes, I agree. No business tonight. Not tonight.

Yes. Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you. I was wondering

Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me. [Chuckles]

You are whining. I

You deal with it. I'll talk to him.

You don't mean that, do you? No, I do.

You like the collection? Absolutely. I think it's the best in years.

You look fabulous. Oh, very kind.

You sent over your stuff for me to look at? Remember? Yeah.

You shouldn't. It's sexy. Sexy?

You still owe me for Harry Potter. Oh, do I?

You will love it. Of course.

You're already late. Come. Shoot!

Yup, I need it tonight. I need it Ow!

'Cause I think it makes a difference.

[Andy] They're with the twins, on the train on the way to Grandma's.

[Andy] Which means?

[Andy] Yeah, Nate said it was great.

[Beeps]

[Bell Dings]

[Cellphone Ringing]

[Cellphone Ringing]

[Cellphone Rings]

[Cellphone Rings]

[Cellphone Rings]

[Chattering Continues]

[Chattering]

[Chattering]

[Children Giggling]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] gone.

[Chuckles] I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.

[Chuckles] I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working.

[Chuckles] It's just Oh!

[Chuckling] The amount of time and energy...

[Clamoring]

[Clamoring]

[Clears Throat]

[Clears Throat]

[Clears Throat] I had hope.

[Clicks Tongue] Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing?

[Coughing Continues]

[Door Opens]

[Door Opens]

[Elevator Bell Dings]

[Emily] The Book is assembled by 10:00, 10:30...

[Exhales, Sniffs]

[Exhales] Emily would die.

[Fax Printing]

[Gasps]

[Giggles]

[Giggles] Well, I gotta go.

[Giggling]

[Giggling]

[Giggling] Her grandmother's skirt.

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans] And they all act like they're curing cancer or something.

[Horn Honks]

[Knocking]

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Lily] Jobs that pay the rent.

[Line Clicks]

[Man] I knew what everyone in that restaurant was thinking

[Man] I rushed out of an investment committee meeting...

[Miranda's Voice Overlapping]

[Miranda] Andrea?

[Miranda] Andrea?

[Miranda] What did you expect me to do, walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?

[Nigel] Catastrophe.

[Nigel] Miranda insists upon seeing all the designers' collections...

[Nigel] She doesn't like it, she shakes her head.

[Nigel] Then, of course, there's the pursing of the lips.

[Nigel] There's a scale. One nod is good. Two nods is very good.

[Phone Rings]

[Rings]

[Rings]

[Sarcastic Chuckle]

[Scoffs]

[Serena] What exactly is she wearing?

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs] Sometimes I can't believe I talk about this crap all day.

[Sighs] Thank God it's Friday, right?

[Sighs] You know what?

[Sighs] You know what?

[Sniffles] Oh, God.

[Snorts, Chuckles]

[Squeaks]

[Stammers, Chuckles] You know, I figured out a few things on my own too.

[TV, Indistinct]

[Whispers] Just, uh Just go.

[Whispers] Thank you.

[With Lily] You're a corporate research analyst!

[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]

[Woman] Look, you gotta start somewhere, right?

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