A birthday feast for my father. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
A Slinky, a Slinky A wonderful, wonderful toy from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
A Slinky, a Slinky They're fun for a girl and a boy from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Afro gotta be fucked up from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
After all the shit I did... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
After they see Rocky, they come out of the theater charged. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ain't no green peppers at McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ain't no man gonna tell me where I can go. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ain't nobody gonna move after they seen you kick this dude's ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All of a sudden they was like, State your case. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All right, Rock O! Rock O! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All the things I did for that motherfucker, he do this to me? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All three of us, like the Three Stooges, Your Honor. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All we gonna do is talk? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All women have a skeleton in the closet. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All women have done something that only them from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All you hear is shit, ass, shit, shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
American women are all off into this romance from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
American women stick together. Last thing they wanna see from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And $1 50 million? Get... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And a big, fucked up Afro! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And a box of Juji Fruits rammed up his ass. He's not gonna make it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And adults stand around going, That slob gonna break? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And all of a sudden, a dude named Dexter walks up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And all they got is the curses. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And another person knows about. All women have one skeleton. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And at the end of the fight, everybody sued me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And beat the shit out of their kids. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And both of y'all be dribbling. You be like: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And Brooke Shields is the whitest woman in America. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And cannons blared and the mountains crumbled from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And clench up and break the shit in half. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And dumb ****as going, Yeah, what does he mean, we figured them out? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And everybody's real romantic. The motion of the ocean from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And faggots were mad. They were like... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And find me some crazy, naked, zebra bitch... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And fire shoot out your dick? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And give me another box of Juji Fruits. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And grabbed that boy and started going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And had an ass like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And have to give somebody $2.50, you'd be upset. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And have to give up $1 50 million? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And have to wash your dick in the sink and all that shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he has seen Rocky too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he just thought it was... He should call me up, because he was Bill, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he says, 'Mother, please, money.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he says, 'Pop, the man comes out and says these things.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he still fools around. Why? I cook, I clean, I fuck. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he swung around my back from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And he walks up and I say, 'What are you smiling about?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And hello, New York City! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And help her get some clothes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And his brother woke up, jump on top of my boy and started kicking his ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And his wife was on the other page and she was like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I ate it all, Eddie! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I can't do the shit. lt's shitty. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I don't give a fuck if the motherfucking house is burning down. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I don't wanna go through... Why are you doing this...? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I got mad. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I gotta eat a goddamn Slinky? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I know I've thrown my dick on the crap table many a night. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I know you go to the movies and you go to get the ice cream from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I picture this is going on, my pops is home like this, drunk: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I saw Johnny Carson on the front page. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I saw this and my eyes were sprained, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I say to my child, I say, 'Child...' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I say, I never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I was like, Now, that's pussy control for you, there. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I was like, Yeah. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I was petrified. I would walk at parties and people say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I was scared, because y'all seen Mr. T. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I'm gonna bring her home and lock her up in the house. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And I'm quite sure she knew. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And if there was no Hot Wheels, we used Johnny Lightning. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And if there was no Johnny Lightning, we ripped up a Hula Hoop from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And if you gonna let a fuck come between our love, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And if you mess with Ed, you be dead. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And it hangs this far to the ground. And it won't break. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And it won't be no siren, it'll be a real fag sitting on the roof going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And it won't. The wind can blow that slob: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And it would be an asset to us, as American men, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And it's no fun to get your ass kicked in a Twister mat. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And it's the best you ever had in your life. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And Japanese women are the most docile women on the planet. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And Jimmie Walker? And your lips? And you shot... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And kids are honest. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And ladies... Now, here's a woman right here saying, Right on. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And leave me in the kitchen with some bush bitch with an attitude. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And let me have some Bon Bons. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And long slob... When little kids cry, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And lovers await the break of day from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And made enough food for 1 3 people to feast on from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And make a big meatball and put it in the middle of this frying pan. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And men hear all that shit and we be like this, OK. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And men see those tears and we be, OK. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And mix the egg in and put paprika and all this shit in it from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And Mr. T was gonna fuck Ed up. He was... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And my ego said, What was that?! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And never tell you. lt's her little secret. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And one chunk come back. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And one little pebble shit come out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And one of them picks with a fist in the back. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And over her head it said, Johnny's wife wants half Johnny's money. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And punched me in the mouth... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And put that around our waist. But we went to school, goddamn it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And roll one of them big ass Bahama joints. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And saw two ******s fighting two white guys. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And say, Here, Johnny. I made $ 70, put that with the rest. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And send your woman off to the romantic Bahamas by herself? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she be like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she go, I got hamburger meat at home. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she go: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she gotta be butt naked, because if she got clothes, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she sing in Spanish too, Lillian: En my casa, I... Yo vivo aqui from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she won't do anything, it's a trap. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she'd make it and put it in the middle of square Wonder Bread. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she's cooking up the food, man. She's cooking it up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And she's got a bowl. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And slap her in the face, Your Honor. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And sparks shot out the woman's ass from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And Stallone have y'all white people pumped, especially ltalians. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And talk and act and walk and do everything like Richard. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And tell me that he did... About what comedy is all about. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And that pain is worse, because it don't set in for, like, ten seconds. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And that's when one of my boys jumped over the table from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the candy and the flowers and the anklets and the bracelets from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the cars would come rushing across town. lt'd be: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the character on the show ain't too bright. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the child says to me: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the child walks in the room with the smile from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the dude did like this, Come on! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the lion said, No, you can't. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the most business smart women on the planet. Now, in the '80s. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the ******'s gonna pay for it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the other kids got McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the public believed it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the rules say 'No phone and no outside.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And the shit don't work out and you break up a year later. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And their man get real cold, saying shit like: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And their mother think you talking baby talk. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And then afterwards you be like this, I can't believe I fucked this bitch. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And then he kicked him in the ding ding. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And then he started peeing on the lion's head. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And then you change the shit around. Right, guys? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they genuinely fall in love with you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they get HBO and they catch Delirious from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they got married, broke up, shit didn't work out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they make you wait. And you wait and wait and wait and wait. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they stomp you in the nuts with both feet. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they wasn't even married but ten years. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And they were... There's nothing like having a nation of fags looking for you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And this ****** took her to the Grammys, nobody said shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And throw a monkey wrench in your whole program. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And told me I was too dirty. Richard said: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And we hear all that shit, then be, OK. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And we so stupid, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And when Bill Cosby chastises you, you forget you grown. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And when you shit, that water splash up on your ass? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And while you in there, get me a green pepper and a onion. And you say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And white guys will go, Hey, I didn't know about your job. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And white people can't dance. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And white people, y'all step on each other's feet. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And women love them songs. They be going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And y'all be trying. Y'all be really... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And y'all know Bob be preaching this shit: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And y'all put up with it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you build 300 million together, you deserve half. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you cry. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you don't get a contract and get married without one from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you go, Fuck you, bitch! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you got big, pink fingerprints in the dough. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you got green peppers and grease running down your hand. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you hear their stomach going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you just keep on waiting, you just wait and finally she gives you some. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you look like Jimmie Walker? Oh, that'd do it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you not supposed to let a phone ring for a half hour. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you roll over one day and be like: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you say, You want me to go with you? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you standing there with this big house burger. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you think you are in control of your shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you try to put some ketchup on it and it mixes with the grease, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you want that burger when you get older. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And you're listening to this shit and I turned it... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And your mother ain't supposed to hear, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And your mother say, Now, go on outside and play. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
And your relationship changes from that moment. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Any woman can get any man she wants from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Any woman that's ever had this done to her will agree what I'm gonna say. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Anything you say can and will be held against you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Are we gonna go too far? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Are you gonna put a ring on this finger? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Are you...? You're not gonna answer it? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
As long as it's a PG. I hate scary movies. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
As much as that bread costs, don't tell me about Wonder Bread. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
At about 5:00 in the morning, the child comes through the door. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
At McDonald's, the meat is this thin. Your mother's shit is like this or fatter. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
At the end of this picture, now, just between you and I, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
At your mother's, the meat's right in the middle of the bread, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, come on, now, please. She go, No, stop it. Stop it. Stop. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, come on. Would you stop? Oh, stop. Can we please stop? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, I am sorry. No, you're not sorry. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, I love you. What have you done for me lately? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, look. Whoa, hold on. Wait, we got to talk. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, that's not fair. Not no 1 50 million. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Baby, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Be at a party, say, Hey, baby, come on, let's dance. See you later. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Be careful. Don't get trapped. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because all I'm asking from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because everybody's fucking each other nowadays. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because he is a man. lt has nothing to do with you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because he thought that was my whole act. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I ain't getting caught. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I know you wanna leave. That's why. I know you wanna leave. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I put the rules up. Like Diana Ross say, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I want to do my share. No. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I was in a discotheque talking to Deney Terrio from Dance Fever. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I'm bleeding, my lips are swollen, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I'm Ed from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because I'm into American women. I like American women. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because my mother could cook her ass off. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because New York is a tourist place, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because she catered to his ego. They can figure us out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because that gets you out of a lot of fights. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because that's all I had done at 1 5. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because the movies are so emotional and so real, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because the punch said: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because the two don't match. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because theoretically, that pussy's on lease. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because they been raising hell all their life, now they shy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because they'll change her shit up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because we know we can act different as soon as you go: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because y'all be... I really... I tell you, every time you see a black... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because y'all believe that shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because y'all know Brooke would get fucked that night. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because you know you got to wipe your ass from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because you may have heard your woman make that noise from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because you waited five months for it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because you're hungry, bitch. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Because you're trying to trap... Guys, don't be hurt. She likes you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Before we get married, why don't you sign this prenuptial agreement. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Boardwalk, Park Place, lllinois Avenue, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Bowed to me when I walked in. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Boy fell on the deck holding his eye, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Boy hit the deck. My boy jumps up and starts fucking this boy up from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Bread is bread. Bring me that bread before I slap you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Brothers got some dance. They be doing this with their heads. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Brothers sued me. Yo, man, the brothers came out and sued. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Brothers went to court, got educated on the judge. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But be careful, because you lose half on the trade in. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But I ain't making love to nobody. I get into bed... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But I told you a half hour ago, women are vindictive. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But I want McDonald's hamburger. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But I'm ltalian. Watch this. You watch this, all right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But I'm waiting to get some candy and I'm gonna go see a movie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But Johnny was 300 million in when they met. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But they do. There's not a woman... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But y'all don't do no moves, it's just this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But you don't own her. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But you gotta be good looking too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But you know what I mean when I say 'filth, flarn, flarn, flarn, filth'. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But you won't do anything. He say, Let's go. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But you're not... I don't give... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
But, ladies, if you marry a man with $300 million, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Butt naked, and y'all gonna say, Eddie must be visiting Africa. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
By herself to the Bahamas? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
By herself to the Bahamas? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Can I have another one, please? Please, one more. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Can I talk to you for a minute? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Can't you see the kids are trying to put a show on there? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Change the subject, please. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Clocked that boy in his eye. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Come on, baby. Sing a song for Grandma. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Connecticut Avenue, Luxury Tax, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Could this be love? And be loved from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Couldn't make it, he would call? No more of that shit. He heard you go: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Dexter St. Jock. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Dick swinging. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Dick threats. Y'all don't realize how sensitive nuts are, do you? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Did y'all see Delirious? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Didn't I always tell you, you reap what you sow? Yes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Do not think for two seconds that you are the only one your man is fucking. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Do some rhyme with your name. That always scares white people. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Do y'all listen to the words or the beat? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Do you know you could take half his money? Did you know that? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Doing everything he tell you to do. You a human being. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't be fooled. They all have a skeleton in their closet. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't be talking about cutting off my dick. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't be... Look at the guys, looking at their women again like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't even dice it. Big chunks of green peppers and onion from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't let the lights and cameras throw y'all. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't tell me 'nothing'. You had to do something. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't tell me you're not looking. I just saw you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't think she won't. Don't think she won't. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't think, Maybe you're gonna put a trap on. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't you let them fool you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't you never put your hands... Shut the fuck up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't you put your hands on me, I'm gonna kick you where it hurts. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Don't you think for two seconds that if you keep breaking this woman's heart, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Dude said, Come on, that's the way I like it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Dude's going, Yeah, how that happen? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Each day my mother would wake up and open 1 1 Twister games, Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie, talk to your... Talk to Uhmfufu. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie, what's wrong with you? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie, why'd you shoot Jimmie Walker in his lips? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie. Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie. No... Eddie, then it's something that you did a long time ago. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eddie. What do you mean, you don't remember what you did? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ego said, Because you've got an image to uphold. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Especially if you got a business smart woman... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Even people that didn't fight sued me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Even the little, sweet, innocent ones have something that only them from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Eventually, your dick will fall off. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Every now and then I take a joke too far. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Every now and then you gotta whip somebody's ass, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Every time I hear the motherfucking Slinky song, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Everybody claimed I whipped their ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Everybody... Everybody is fucking and it really... lt's getting bad. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Everything is a question too. Hey, what am I, an asshole? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Except only I'm getting paid for the motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Find somebody just as fucked up as you are and settle down. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Find somebody perfect for you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
First of all, I don't give a fuck who you are and what you have, OK? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
First, you make your voice go up an octave from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
For my father for his birthday and I sat down and ate it all by myself. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
For something you did a long time ago. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
For, like, five hours and shit, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Fuck you and your pussy. Get the fuck out of my face. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Fuck you, Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Fuck your husband! That's it. That's... Just fuck your husband. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Fuck, there ain't no such thing as a loyal man, you lying motherfuckers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Fucking melanzane laying on the floor, fucked up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Fucks up the lyrics and thinks he's saying it right. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get all the money you can, shit. I'm glad she did get all that money. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get down, Lester, you is talking! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get somebody you gonna be with forever. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get the fuck out of here. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get the fuck out of my face with that shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get the fuck out, motherfucker... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get the fuck... Don't you fucking touch me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Get your shy ass away from me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Getting a little crazy. That's why men don't like to handle babies. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Give it to me, now! Oh, shit. Herpes. I crapped out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Give me a fucking break. What...? What...? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Give me half, Eddie. Give me half, Mr. Fuck you Man. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Go back home in style, girl. And get your hair done right. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Goddamn, that was delicious. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Goddamn, that's some fucked up shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Good night. Suck my dick. Bye bye. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Goodnight. And you wait. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Got to be careful. They say having casual sex nowadays from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Got to get married in the '80s. I read the papers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Got to have a J O B lf you wanna be with me from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Got to Have a J O B lf You Wanna Be With Me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Got to have some money to get some pussy in the '80s. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Got to have some money. lt says, No romance without finance. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Green peppers hanging out of it and shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Guys, don't get trapped. We'll call them pussy traps. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Half! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Half! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ham and cheese. I got a goddamn Silly Putty sandwich. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He breaks this big fucking ******'s face. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He busts it fucking wide open. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He comes in and he cracks the fucking moolie's hole like this. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He didn't tell you you were entitled to half? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He don't like you no more. But he still wants to fuck you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He don't look like, you know, like he can't fight. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He falls on the ground. You know, you can really fucking do that. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He got busted coming out of another woman's house. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He had a tear in his eye and he said, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He has a different look on his face. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He is a man and has to conquer women. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He looks like he can whip some ass, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He might be this bad motherfucker behind closed doors. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He only told you half the story. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He probably got it in there with the turkey leg and the sweet potato pie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He probably punched you for something you did from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He said, That's a Japanese thing. They bow. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He take your woman to his house from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He walk up swinging his dick. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He walks through the door, looking at me with this big smile, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He's a recluse. Behind closed doors, he might be completely different. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He's fucked up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He's funny, but he's not that funny. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He's here, yes. Yes, it's him. Yes, it's him! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He's not gonna make it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
He's special. I mean, he's good, clean and wholesome. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hello, suck this, and MF and kiss my big black stuff. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hello? Shirley? Bitch, if you ever let my phone ring like this again... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Her Afro... Afro gotta... Like, Angela Davis see it and go: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, baby, can you tell me some more jokes, please? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, baby, what's going on? The rent, motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, baby, where you going? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, baby, you need to get away more often. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, little brother. Show me that little dance you all be doing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, paisan, you going in to see Rocky right now? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, shut up. Don't you ever... I'll fucking kick your ass inside here. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, you can't beat up the brothers. They jump in the fight. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, you got a problem? You go, Yeah, motherfucker, I got a problem! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey, your woman is like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hey. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Him and his fat bitch can kiss my ass! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
His wife walked inside the house, opened up the bedroom door, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
His woman saw him come out, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Hour later: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
How to do it to you right, because when y'all find one, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I ain't dancing at the Loft because I had a fight recently from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I ain't got to worry. As much as I love you, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I ain't no big guy, all right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I ain't spent all my money for this, motherfucker! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I almost got fucked up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I ate it all, Eddie, by myself. And my father came inside the kitchen, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I been a big fan of Bill Cosby all my life. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I been waiting three months. What's the problem? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking for him, but my manager said: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I called my mother's house, it was a Friday night, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I can't believe that motherfucker did this to me! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I can't believe you did this. You have no respect for me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I can't go to San Francisco. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I can't travel the country freely no more. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I can't use the type of language that you use, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I come and go as he says. Why, why, why? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I did a lot of jokes about homosexuals a couple years ago from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I didn't catch everything that you did. I worked all day, you played all day. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I didn't realize my mother was a good cook till after I moved out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I do not handle the money in the house. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I do too. I love Bill Cosby's show. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't answer to my father, I ain't gonna answer to no man. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't care, Eddie. I am American woman now. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't give a fuck who you are or what you have, OK? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't give a fuck. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't give a fuck. I ain't getting on nobody. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't give a shit about either one of them. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't have sex because of my religious beliefs. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't know why my stomach is making that noise. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't know. You better lift up the window from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't see no rings on your finger. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch and shit. I'd have me in the bed going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't wanna fuck. I wanna make love. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't wanna ruin the surprise, but Sly wins this one again. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't wanna talk about the Richard Pryor. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't wanna talk about this stuff. I do wanna talk about this stuff. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I don't want shit from him or her and I don't care. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I enjoy Sylvester Stallone's movies too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I even liked Best Defense. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I get into bed... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got a friend got a Japanese girlfriend. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got a friend got busted in his house, in his bed, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got a joke to tell. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got a lot of foreigners that come over. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got foreigners from all over walking up, going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got one of those fathers who gets drunk and sings from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I got the autograph for my girlie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I gotta watch them eat peanut butter and jelly, bologna and Swiss, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I guess it's hard to find somebody that knows from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I had a fight with an ltalian dude from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I had just got over some shit. I go to parties... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I had shit, Eddie. Me and my brothers and sisters didn't have shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I hate shy women. I like extroverts, I like women with a sense of humor. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I hate shy... You know, those shy women, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I hate those shy bitches. They make me sick to my mother... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I have to give him money for a ticket. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I have yet... Even if the pussy was great from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I hear some more shit, I'm gonna put this glove up your ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I kick him in his nuts. Always talking about kicking somebody in the nuts. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know a lot of housewives sitting out there going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know a man got busted coming out of another woman's house. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know all the girls do everything that you want. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know brothers were like, Get the fuck out of here. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know he used to do shit for you, but what has he done for you lately? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know you spend a lot of your money on your woman. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know you wanna leave me from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know you wanna leave. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I know you. I see you on television. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I like funny girls, funny women. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I like to go to supermarkets and watch mothers lose it from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I live in Massachusetts with my wife, Camille, and my five children. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I looked right in your face! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I love it. Suck my dick, huh? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I love it. The best motherfucker. The 'fuck you' man. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I love that doo doo line. That boy's got talent. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I make love to you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I mean, the physical act... I like to fuck somebody I'm in love with. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I need a green pepper and an onion and get me an egg out too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I own myself. I am my own person. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I pay the bills for this motherfucker. I wanna drink something, I drink. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I pay the bills. I'm gonna answer the phone too? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I refuse to get caught out there. Fuck that. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I respect my parents. And we didn't have shit. Okay? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, Fuck this, I'm getting out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, I ain't punching nobody. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, Security! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, That's it, I'm getting married. This is it. Gonna be me and her. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, What's wrong with your wife's back and shit? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, Yes. Do you get paid? I said, Yes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I said, Yo, Richard, Bill Cosby just called me up from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I say, 'Fuck that big nose motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I say, 'Well, what did he say?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I say, 'What did he do?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I say, 'What did the man say on the stage?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I say, 'Yo, what you want, me go over, get the motherfucker autograph?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I say, I never said 'filth, flarn, filth'. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I see a lot of you good women sitting out there going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I started having nightmares. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I tell him that you treat a woman like you like a princess. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I think playtime is over. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I thought I seen a bone in your shoe. Whose skeleton was that? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I thought that we go together. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I turned that shit back to Johnny. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I used to make before. You just come on home. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I walked in the house and his friend, Japanese girl, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I walked over and said, 'Yo, Ed, sign this autograph.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I wanna talk about this, because if you fooled around, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I want hamburgers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I want it to go too far. Come on now, baby. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I want the perfect woman, now. I want somebody with a mind, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I want to talk to you! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I want what's coming to me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I want you to be happy. Well, what you want? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I wanted to be Richard so bad, I used to go out on stage when I was 1 5 from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was at the Loft. You know why I ain't dancing at the Loft? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was like, Hello, Mr. Cosby? And you hear: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was pissed off. I was so mad I called Richard Pryor's house up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was so happy. And I went out and I went shopping. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was standing there like this now. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was stuck. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I was waking up in the middle of the night like this: Half! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I went out and found the perfect woman. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I went to a white disco recently and I watched the white people dance. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I will moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I would be so hurt, you know what I would do? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I would just leave. I don't wanna fight Mr. T. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I wouldn't fool around. Let's talk about the Richard Pryor. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'd be at parties, hear he was looking for me, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'd be at parties... There's always two or three at a party. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'd be going, You ever, sometime, right, you get on that toilet from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll bust your motherfucking ass too. Mind your motherfucking business. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll cook you one of them big old hamburgers from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll kick you in the nuts. lt make you wince, be like: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll kick your fucking ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll make you a hamburger better than McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll take a dick over a smile any day. Yes, I will. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll take half his shit! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'll tell you why all men fool around. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm 5'1 0. I weigh 1 65 pounds. I can't whip a disco's ass by myself. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm a realist. But they'll tell you, I don't wanna fuck, I wanna make love. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm an actor, I ain't no fighter. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm going, No, I'm Ed. I just had a fight. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna go beat up the fool that told me them lies. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna keep rolling. I got one more roll in me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna keep rolling. This is my last roll. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna kick their ass? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna settle your problem, motherfucker! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna smack one of you now, you hear? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna take the old rules off and put new rules up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm gonna walk up and say, Hey, how you doing? My name's... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm having some problems with my boyfriend, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm looking forward to seeing him in that leather suit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm not making an Egg McMuffin. I don't know what no Egg McMuffin is. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm not saying they're perfect people. I'm saying we ain't perfect. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm sorry, she will listen to your story. And that's the truth. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm standing on the corner, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm tired of people messing with me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I've been trying for five months to do the moonwalk from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I've had too many relationships that didn't work out. You're special to me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
If she puts her mind and pussy to it. They can have you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
If you weren't so vindictive. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Is fuck your husband. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Is gonna fly out their mouth or some shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Is when you be straining for a long time, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
It come back stronger. VD is new and improved now. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
It come back stronger. VD is new and improved now. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
It make me sick to my stomach. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
It was a big race war and suntan lotion and Jheri curl juices shooting all over. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Janet Jackson got a hit record: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Johnny had to have at least 300 million. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Johnny says, Hey, I'm Johnny. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Just fuck, mother... Fuck me, goddamn it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Just get me the egg and shut your mouth. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Just get the fuck out, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Just relax and cool out. I start cooling out. My ego said: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Knew that the woman lived there and didn't say shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Know where it backfires on you, ladies? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ladies, do not be fooled. I know some men have some strong raps from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lay down on the floor and spread them. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lester, she ain't your mama. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let me hear the men clap that are with women from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let me hear the men clap. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let me hear the women clap that are loyal to their men, truthfully. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let me hear you clap. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let me tell you about Eddie Murphy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let them know where you stand. I said, Yeah, yeah, yeah! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let's call them pussy traps. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Let's stick with this. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf a man do this, I kick him in his nuts. A man put his hands... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf he's not here with you tonight, he fucking somebody. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf I come home and a fireman putting the house out, I say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf I ever get married, I got to marry somebody with personality. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf I ever get married, I have to go off to the woods of Africa from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf I have to beg and plead Do the symphony from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf I took Brooke Shields to the Grammys, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf somebody else move, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf you fooled around, I would be so hurt and disgusted, I would wait from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf you marry somebody and neither one of you have anything from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf you were my woman, I make love to you constantly. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf you... lf you have $5 from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lf you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Like I just walked out on stage and cursed and left. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Like, we'll go out and sneak out to the hotel from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lil, answer the phone. Goddamn it, look... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lil! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lil? I'm drunk. And you know something? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lillian from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Listen to Madonna. I'm a material girl in a material world, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Listen to the radio. That's what it's about. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Look at all the women in the audience right now looking up here like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Look at the ladies going, Stop clapping. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Look at these crazy motherfuckers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Look, all the men's faces, they're like this now: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Look, little ltalian white man. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Looking for Miss Right, you be gambling every time. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Looking like J.J. from Good Times and shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ls that right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ls that what you want me to say? I fucked her? I fucked her. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt is a dick thing. Do not try to understand it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt is the truth. And, ladies, as soon as y'all make that noise, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt was all for one and one for all. We stuck together. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt was real weird, because I had never met him from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt was two Etch A Sketches on top of each other. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt was you! Yes, it was. That's why that man kick your ass tonight. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt works. Even if you can't fight, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt works. lf you have some problem... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt'll say, Murphy Marries Bush Bitch. I'm gonna be like: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's beautiful, Lil. ln my heart and my soul, I'm drunk. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's beautiful. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's fucked up, that's why I say, hey, I'm a target. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's great. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's like Fuckfest '8 7. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's like saying black people have thick lips. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's like, Hey, I don't do this often, I'm gonna do it right. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's my house I live here from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's not their nature to fool around. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's the dumbest dance ever, because I can't do it, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Lt's when shit come halfway out your ass, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ltalians are funny people, because they act like ****as. lt's funny. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Ltalians... White people, period, y'all go crazy after y'all see a Rocky movie from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Made me stay in the house, man. Almost got married last year. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Make a Tonka truck taste so delicious. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Mama, I got a joke. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Man, you know what's real scary from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
McDonald's. McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Men don't like to hear a threat like that. You hear somebody: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Men fool around because of this. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Men must find and conquer as much pussy as they can get. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Michael went on TV and everything he says, the public believes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Michael's so famous, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Mike don't weigh but a buck oh five, you know. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Mind your motherfucking business. I'll bust your motherfucking ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Miss America every year is Brooke. Fuck who you see with the crown. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Miss Right. Blow on this for luck. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Motherfucker punched you ln the mouth from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Motherfucker, dick, pussy, snot and shit. Good night. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Motherfucker, you know how to spell it! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Mr. T walk up and go, I heard you did some jokes about me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My dick is fucked up. My dick is ruined. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My ego said, Now talk some shit so people know not to mess with you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My ego said, Well, give me your hand. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My favorite movie is Trading Places. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My girl start illing, 'Oh, there go Eddie Murphy.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My mother get some hot sauce and some salt and pepper, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My mother made it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My mother would sit there and watch her 1 5 year old son on stage from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My whole act back then was about taking a shit, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Never met the man before, but he called me up about a year ago from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Next thing you know, Dexter is fucking your woman. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Nineteen years old. Beautiful face. A virgin. Nobody ever fucked her. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No matter how bad you fuck up, no matter what you do wrong, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No matter what you say, no matter what you do, as long as you say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No more phone for you. Your phone privileges are cut off. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No pussy is worth $1 50 million! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No pussy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, baby. That's just jokes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, don't get me wrong. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, don't say 'nothing'. Eddie. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, I can't stay. I was just talking to Uhmfufu about a couple of things. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, I'd wait till you went to sleep from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, I'm about to throw this motherfucker someplace. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, I'm not answering shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, if you're sorry, you wouldn't have fucked her! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, it's not... I'm not being racist. I mean, I mean... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, Lillian, where you going? Didn't I just say you couldn't go no place? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'll just have a salad. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No, you didn't. Maybe I didn't. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
No. Stop it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Nobody gets punched for nothing. What...? Eddie... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Nobody white said shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Not my man. Yes, your man too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now it's raining! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now it's snowing! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now tell them if somebody else move, you gonna kick their ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now there's thunder! Then he started doo dooing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now we have $300 million and 70. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now, guys, I see a lot of y'all feeling real macho, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now, I'm going to tell you a story. He always tells you stories. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now, if the child is smiling this way because he needs money for a ticket, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now, let's talk about the word 'fuck' for a minute. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now, love and money do not mix. The shit don't mix. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Now, what did you do? What? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Of this big meatball on the bread. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, darling, I want to make love to you. That type of shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, I didn't know you was here. You scared me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, it's your pussy! lt's your pussy! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, make love to me from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, my God. Oh, I can't believe it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, shit. Fat, bucktoothed bitch. No, give me my dick back. No. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, shit... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, skinny cockeyed bitch. No, give my dick back. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, that's so cute, the way they talking. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, you just saw Rocky. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Oh, you took a shot in your lips? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
OK, now, let me hear... Let me hear the women clap that have men from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
OK. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
OK. Fine. Don't touch the phone no more, Lil. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Old Motown songs to you in his argument, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Once there was a lion and a monkey. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Once you make a woman say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
One, two, three, four, five. Five... Five children. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Or even try to school you Oh, yeah from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Or grab the back of your head and say, Fuck the shit out of me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Other children would make fun of us because we got on Twister suits. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Our face is in the pillow like this, I got this motherfucker now, boy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Party at the Loft! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
People from other countries have seen my films and come over to the U.S., from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
People get drunk, go to clubs and start fighting. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
People that watched the fight was in court. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
People walking by going, Jimmie Walker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Pull over. I'm gonna read him his rights. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Pull over. Pull over. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Punch him in the face, Ed. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Put his little birthday hat on and he looked at all the children. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Put the shit on layaway. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
R E C C T T P from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
R E S Z C P Find out what you mean to me from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Remember, you'd sneak in the basement, put his albums on, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the '60s? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Respect. You never had no respect for me, Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Richard... Richard is the rawest motherfucker in show business. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Richard's the one that made me wanna do comedy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Right around the time Rocky came out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Right foot, blue. Left hand, red, Eddie. lt was a goddamn game to these kids. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Right? Be some shit this big, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Right? Why do shit be teasing your ass, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Rules. Rules. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Save me a trip to California. Because you never respect me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Saw her man in her bed with another woman, fucking. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Saying some outlandish shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
See that chocolate cake I bought? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Send your woman home floating on air. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She earned it. She earned it. That... You damn right. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She eventually will go out and fuck someone else. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She gives him the money, he runs off to see your show. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She goes, No, just me and my girlfriends are going. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She had cooked and slaved over the stove all day from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She ran down the hallway. Chased his woman down the hallway butt naked from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She said she don't wanna fuck, she wanna make love. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She take the egg and the green peppers from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She was fine. I went, I cut all my girls off. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She was like, I know who you are, motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She was married to him, she deserved that money. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She was so fine. She's one of the people that's so fine, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She would roll the Twister mats on the floor. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She's all by herself, walking along, feeling sad, thinking about you from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She's number one! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She's sitting around in the kitchen by herself, mad, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
She's white. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Shir...? What's wrong...? Hey, what's wrong with you? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Shit this big and shit. Put some of that Bob Marley music on. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Shit, I'm watching the fights, Lil. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Show me that little dance you all be doing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Since you can't get up off your ass and answer the phone, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Since you're such a smart motherfucker, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Sitting next to you right now when I asked you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So be careful! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So be careful. Be careful. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So be careful. Don't get caught in a trap. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So be careful. Get married. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So be careful. Marry someone that's not gonna fool around on you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So he waits. He be like, Okay, I'll wait. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So I came down here to think it over. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So I figured if he came up to me, I could use the Jedi mind trick on him. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So I know you gotta act like you can fight. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So I must go into the kitchen, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So I say I'm gonna step on some feet till I feel I've redeemed myself. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So I'm standing there with my lips hanging down, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So many skeletons. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So my mother would write 'Happy Birthday Pop' on the Etch A Sketch. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So the lion said, Oh, yeah? Well, I can make the stars come out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So the monkey started climbing up the tree. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So you hand her the frying pan and she say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
So you rip the edges off around it, make it round. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Some long slob come out of their mouth from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Some of them got cemeteries in their closet and shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Some shit like that. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Some ugly bitch that just kept hanging around and you had to fuck her? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Sometimes it backfires, because a lot of women play these games with sex. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Sometimes you'll see a real ugly bitch from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Sorry. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Stand up and clap. Stand your ass up and clap. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Stop it. Yeah, the only reason you're clapping is because your woman's from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Stop making them dick threats. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Stop, stop, stop. Kiss my ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Stop. Now, see? I did jokes about... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Stop. You lying motherfuckers, stop. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Suck my dick, Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Take your coat off. No, you can't go no place because I said so. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Thank you for coming out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Thank you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Thank you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That dance ain't new. lt ain't nothing but the old shuffle butt. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That don't look like no McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That Ed sure is funny, ain't he? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That motherfucker ain't nothing but... Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That shit scared the shit out of me. Half? I was petrified. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That shuts you right up. You say, OK. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That was close. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That was my act. My mother sit there shocked. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That was my life experience, but it sounded like Pryor jokes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That you've never slept with before. Let me hear you clap, truthfully. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's a contract that stipulates if we ever break up, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's a dumb... I could never... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's a lonely bitch at the end of that line. I'm gonna tell her. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's it! That's your job. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's not a lot of money when you have 1 1 children. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's not racist. lt's true. We have thick lips from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's right. You can help Mama make it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's taboo. Watch the guy's faces. Ladies, look at them. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's the God's honest truth. lt is the truth. Stop it. lt's the truth. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's the only reason why it works. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's the phone, motherfucker. That's not me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's true. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's what I said. Get the bread out of the bread box. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'fuck'... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's what they thinking. What have you done for me lately? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's when I got scared. I did some jokes about Mr. T. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's who I had a fight with. An ltalian. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's why I haven't been on the road the last three years. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's why I say it's stupid. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's why we going this year. No... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The big ****** named Abdullah's hand wrapped around his throat. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The chocolate cake that was on the counter? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The dude was laying there, holding his eye. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The eyes, and I need 1 2 million for my sprained eyes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The kind of women, you take them out to dinner, you say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The man jumped up, saw his woman standing there. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The monkey said, I can make the weather change. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The most common trap is to not give you any, though. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The next time motherfucker call, tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The phone rang for a half hour. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The realism. Because that's the way you gotta treat those fucking moolies. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The record start off like that. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The rules say 'no outside.' I know you wanna leave, that's why you can't go. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The shoe, the boat, the hat, the cannon, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The woman be sitting on the bed, legs shaking: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
The woman's favorite... Y'all always make... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Them little babies with them high top white shoes on from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Them pants cost $3.98, baby, you hear? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then Ed say, 'I ain't signing a motherfucking thing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then go back up in that motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then he do that smooth Bahamas shit on your woman. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then he fuck up, think he's saying it right. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then he slap me and my man in the face. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then he started farting. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then I started thinking about it. Half. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then I watched his show, because I didn't know him, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then I'd be on the front page of the African Enquirer like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then somebody says, Fight in the back! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then they come to your town and get shy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then we get a Hot Wheels racetrack and put that around our waist as a belt. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you call up your girlfriends and go, Why? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you call up your mother and say, Mama, why? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you finally get it and she's like this, I'm yours. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you go out and your friends be, Yo, man, you fuck her yet? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you grab it and get fingerprinted from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you start talking to her: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then you watch them Roll away again from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then your mother say, Go inside the refrigerator and get me the bread from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then, for dessert, they're gonna pull out a Hostess cupcake from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Then, what's really fucked up, is y'all the most loving people. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There can be a cape hanging out your pussy with a big S on it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There was a picture of him like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There's a song out now called from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There's no getting around it. I'll kick you in your nuts. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There's not a woman in this room from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There's nothing a man can do for me that I can't do for myself. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
There's something really wrong happening here, baby. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
These men like you and you just won't do it, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They afraid to talk, because they think a bone from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They always from somewhere else. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They be like, All right, Rock O! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They be standing around, Get the fuck out of here. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They catch you with the pussy, see. And it's a trap. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They do. They hold their dick more than us. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They get her alone, they be like, I can't stand the way you be from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They got 24 hour homo watch waiting for me in the airport. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They have figured us out. We're very easy creatures to figure out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They jump on the ******s. You ******s have to learn from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They leave and brother be standing there like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They like it just as much as us, but they play these games. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They like it just as much as us. See, ladies sitting there going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They never from the town you meet them in. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They outside going, We got McDonald's hamburgers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They say, Where you get that big, welfare, green pepper burger? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They think they can fucking push you around, 'Oh, you big hotshot,' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They walk downstairs Alone and in pairs from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They watching y'all dance. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They will catch her by herself in the kitchen from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They'll get half your money, your house, your car, alimony, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
They're real... They're real timid, timid, timid, timid women. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Think about it. All them shy women that you meet, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This big green pepper is hanging out the top from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This house is too big for one person to clean. Why don't you leave? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is my friend Bob and Karen. Hi. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is my house! I don't give a fuck! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is real shit. He's going, Come on. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is the island for lovers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is the last one. This is the one for me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is what is going on inside your house every night. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
This is Wonder Bread. A hamburger is a hamburger. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Those of you who've never done this will go, I disagree. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Those real quiet ones, you know. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
To come and ask me where I'm going? Nobody owns me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
To help make ends meet? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
To see what kind of guy he was, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
To stop fucking up our club. Didn't we let you in here, ******? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
To where my wife is cooking dinner for the family. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Try to leave? Half! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Trying to figure out a way to get even with your ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Turn the bread into pink dough. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Twelve million. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Two Etch... Etch A Sketch cake. That's right. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Until you went to sleep, I would come inside the room and kill you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Use 1 2 rolls of toilet paper on that motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Vanessa. Come on, Vanessa. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Wait, baby, I am sorry. Wait a second. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Walk through the door like this: I shot the sheriff from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Walk up to a white dude and step on his foot. And he says: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Was there with his girlfriend and she is looking at me or Deney. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Wasn't me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Wasn't me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Watching the ships roll in from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We are men. All men do it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We ate the toys and we never complained, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We ate the toys, Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We didn't have fancy luxuries like food. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We don't have to do nothing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We don't need no contract. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We fucked, all right? You happy now? We fucked! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We gonna put new rules up. We gonna put rules up. Rules up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We had to eat whatever my father brought home from work. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We had to wear whatever my father brought home from work, Eddie. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We have a relationship. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We have to do it. We are men. lt is a man thing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We know as soon as you go: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We know we can act the fool then. Remember when your man from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We make good love. What have you done for me lately? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We saw you laughing while we were dancing. We saw you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We so stupid, we think it was the weather. We be going: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We wait on that noise. We waiting on it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We were happy to get that. All for one and one for all. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We were there kicking it and this ltalian dude from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We wore the toys! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
We would get dressed to go to school. Let me tell you about our clothes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, he's back in New York. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, how come you keep fucking with me then, huh? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, I... Then you don't own me then, OK? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, listen, girl. Won't you come back around my place? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, my dick don't get much harder than this. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, show me that move. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, what have you done for me lately? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, where you gonna be? I'm gonna be where I'm at! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well, you don't be putting your dick in nobody else, then. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Well. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Went on television and said: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What a beautiful girl like you doing by herself on the island of love? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What am I, a fucking jerk? Get the fuck out of here. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What are you looking at a fucking dancer and a melanzane for? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What did you do? No, don't tell me 'nothing'. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What do you mean? We have a relationship. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What does it mean when you go to the bathroom from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What does that chunk want? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What Have You Done For Me Lately. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What Have You Done For Me Lately. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What hotel this man staying in? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What movie you wanna see after you finish eating? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What the fuck is your problem? What's your problem, huh? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What the fuck this motherfucker trying...? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What the fuck you do that for? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What the fuck you gonna eat on 1 3 cents a week? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What the hell was you doing in that bitch's house? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What we need I know you got it from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What would you do, baby, take half? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What you crying about? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What you crying about? Eddie, what's...? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What you mean 'nothing'? Nobody get punched for nothing. What'd you do? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What you need eggs for? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What you want to drink? Water. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What? A disco? With Deney Terrio? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What? Lillian, Eddie had a fight in a disco with Deney Terrio from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
What? You had a fight?! Lillian, get my pistol. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Whatever you wanna see is OK with me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When I asked the question, she looked at you like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you come on home, baby Hold on a minute. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you get depressed, you call your mother. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you get into bed, would you rather have somebody say: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you go meet a guy, he wants you, you want him, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you go to a white club, you see five or six brothers just standing. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you see them, they make you ugly. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you urinate? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When you was living here. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
When your ass don't cooperate with you from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Where him and his wife sleep, with another woman, fucking! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Which meant my pops was home, and on the weekends, my pops gets drunk. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Which would be hard to do in the '80s, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Who do you think you are? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Who you have a fight with? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Whose pussy is this? Whose pussy is this? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why do birds sing so gay? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why do fools fall in love? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why do fools fall in love? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why do they fall in love? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why do they fall in love? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why does he have to lie to me? I think he was telling the truth. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why does the rain Fall from up above? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why don't you have something to eat? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why don't you just go hop in your lROC Z 28 and take your ass home. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why don't you shake your ass home. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why not? She's special. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Why, why, why? I do everything my man wants me to do from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Will you marry me? I thought you'd never ask. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
With a big smile on his face. And my son looks just like me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
With grease running through the middle, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
With some woman with a big bone and a plate and a big, fucked up Afro, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Women gonna do it classy. They don't fuck around like us. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all didn't get mad when he took Brooke Shields to the Grammys. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all do some shit like this, you be fucked up. You'd be: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all do that... You ever have a woman play fight with you? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on, Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all stick through that man through all kinds of bullshit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all the most resourceful from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all would lose your mind. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Y'all... Y'all can't dance. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah, go to your mother, please. What's the matter, he stink? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah, I see. Y'all some disillusioned ladies clapping right now. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah, that Ed sure is funny. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah, what's your motherfucking problem, man? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah, you better walk away, mother... I'll bust your pussy ass too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah, Your Honor. Give us half his shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah. All right. Now, he's about 6'5. I'm 5'2. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yes, that's why that man punch you in your mouth tonight, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yo, check it out, Your Honor. I was inside the disco. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yo, man, Michael Jackson is mad. I was like, So? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yo, you don't put your motherfucking hand, no... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You a motherfucker... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You abide by my rules and my regulations, goddamn it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You ain't got no money, you can't have no pussy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You always crying. Just leave him. You know something? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You ask, Why are those ******s in here? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You be like, Goddamn, who is that motherfucker? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You be right here in this motherfucker, Lil. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You be wondering if it's gonna hurt. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You be, Hey, baby, come on. And she go: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You been looking over there all fucking night. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You better answer this telephone. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You better call and tell her you're not coming. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You better stomp your feet and light a match for this pussy, goddamn it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can buy all the zebras and bones you want. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can have the best pussy in the world. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can't go outside anymore either. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can't just keep messing around like you used to. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can't let her mingle with American women. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can't put a price on what I do. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You can't use my phone. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You cannot say filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth in front of people. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You carrying any concealed weapons? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You come harder than you've ever came. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You cook better than McDonald's? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You could just graze nuts. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You couldn't give no curse show. Walk out, say, Hey, Felt Forum, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You didn't make love. lt just felt real good. You know why? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't have to kick no nuts to hurt nobody. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't have to kick. You could just graze it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't like it, get the fuck out of my house. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't own me! Well, you don't. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't own me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't own me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't own your woman. You gonna put a ring on my finger? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't really be fooling around like Eddie Murphy say you do, do you? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You don't think she can cook. I had one of those mothers, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You done all the shitting you gonna do for the whole day, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You feel like one of the Cosby kids and shit. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You fill out a W 2, they say, What you do? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gambling with your dick, saying, Come on, need a woman with a mind. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You get a maid. You ain't cleaning shit! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You get what you give. That's why that man... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You get your ass whipped, first you call home. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You go off to Africa and get you a bush woman, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You go up and say, I never met anybody like you before. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gonna be driving home tonight with your wife in the car like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gonna be like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gonna go by yourself? Yes. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gonna like this. When Sly comes out, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gonna listen to me when I tell you to do something. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gonna put your hands together? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You got a lot of motherfucking nerve by asking me to sign a contract. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You got a problem? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You got a problem? Well, I'm gonna settle your problem. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You got a whole lot of nerve, come and ask me where I'm going. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You got skeletons in your closet? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You got to be careful. You gotta have a J O B in the '80s. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You gotta have some money, you can't get no pussy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You have a job? Well, I... Then get the fuck out my face. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You have the right to an attorney. Turn around. I'm gonna frisk you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You have the right to remain silent. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You have to have a dick to understand this. We are men. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You just relax, don't worry. Just be cool. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You keep messing her over, eventually she says shit like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know how I knew y'all believed it? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know I'll bust you... Get the fuck off me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know I'll kick his moolie ass. He pushed me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know something, fuck it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know something? You know what I should...? You know...? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what I like about Stallone's movies? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what I'm talking about. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what really make me mad, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what the man said? Wasn't me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what the woman said? Maybe it wasn't you. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know what, ladies? I had a woman ask me the other day: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know where you see kids crying? I do it all the time, I'm sadistic. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know why I say my thing? I wanna know why all men fool around. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know, because I'd fuck Mike up. You know, Mike... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know, because I'm used to American women saying: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You know, I think I'm gonna go to the Bahamas by myself for the weekend. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You let it ring two or three times and hang it up. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You like each other, everything is perfect, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You look over there again and I'm gonna pick up a glass from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You making Egg McMuffins. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You marry a man with $300 million, you ain't cooking. You're eating out. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You move like you're 2 1 . from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You my woman, ain't you? I don't see no rings on these fingers. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You never listen to what I tell you to do. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You never put your motherfucking hands on me. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You put me in a movie where I'm the star, I'll kick your ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You say, Hey, hey, hey. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You say, I fuck my husband. That's it. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You say, I wonder, did that hit my nuts, just...? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You say, Ma, I wanna stop and get some McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You say, No, I'm not gonna do it. And after that, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You say, Shit, that's better than McDonald's. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You see that fucking big melanzane standing over there? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You should be being held right now, girl. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You sit there and go like, Hey, this is real. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You stand there looking at it and you try to make it look like McDonald's, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You the only thing on my mind. What have you done for me lately? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You wait three months. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You want some, motherfucker? You want some? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You want somebody in the bed with you: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You was butt naked on a zebra last month. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You will be on the cover of the Enquirer like this: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You, Charlie and Vernon could not respect me and your mother. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're in this house to stay! You'll burn up in this motherfucker. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're leasing the pussy. With an option to buy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're looking at it while it's popping. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're looking at the grease in the pan and thinking: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're making me look like an asshole. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're not going no place. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're not going no place. You're not going no place. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're not going to Shirley's house to play Pokeno. Fuck Pokeno. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're stepping and hitting and... from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
You're the 'fuck you' man, right? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your man get serious when they threaten your dick. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your man too. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your man's still gonna go fuck somebody else, because he is a man. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your mother say, OK, go get me the big frying pan. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your relationship will change with your man. Because we know. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your sweet, innocent, little, sweet, loving, darling woman, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your woman is fine and got her body looking right, from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Your woman's standing, looking at it and crying. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
48 Hrs. Has to be. Trading Places. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All of them. 48 Hrs. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
All of them. 48 Hrs. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Beverly Hills Cop. Delirious. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I told y'all to stop running in here. Yes, ma'am. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
I'm telling you, that behind and all. Yeah, he's looking sexy. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Thanks, Eddie! We love you! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
That's my granddaughter. That's my niece. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah. Well, check Cousin Cecil's pockets. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Yeah. Yeah. Junior! from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
...about some of the things that you do in your show. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
...in front of people. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
...or I'll kick your ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
...real, real hard. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
...that knows nothing about money. She got to be butt naked on a zebra from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
...that nobody buys. I ate them. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'and ate a whole fucking game of Monopoly by yourself?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'Fuck you and your ugly bitch.' I say, 'Yo, Ed. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'How you find out the house was burning?' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'I make my money just like him.' Right, Your Honor? from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'I'll bust your ass for saying shit like that.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'I'm smiling because I need money to go see the Eddie Murphy show. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'Pop, he comes out and says some stuff.' from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'Pop, he walks out and he goes: from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'We got a call from your wife,' I kick your motherfucking ass. from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
'Which one of you kids sat down from Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)