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Lucky Number Slevin (2006) Lucky Number Slevin is a captivating crime thriller film released in 2006. It follows Slevin

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

Lucky Number Slevin is a captivating crime thriller film released in 2006. It follows Slevin (played by Josh Hartnett), a seemingly ordinary man caught up in a dangerous web of deceit between two rival New York City crime bosses, The Boss (Morgan Freeman) and The Rabbi (Ben Kingsley). As Slevin finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, mistaken identities and a sinister conspiracy send him spiraling into a world of violence and revenge.

With a stellar cast that includes Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, and Stanley Tucci, the film keeps audiences on the edge of their seats with its intricate plot, sharp dialogue, and unexpected twists. Full of suspense and dark humor, Lucky Number Slevin is a must-watch for fans of crime dramas.

You can play and download the soundtrack of this gripping film here.

A clue to what?
A clue to what?
A crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster
A crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster
A fellow registered under the name Smith, if you can believe that.
A fellow registered under the name Smith, if you can believe that.
A flop from Benny's book.
A flop from Benny's book.
A flop from Benny's book.
A flop from Benny's book.
A gangster who would rather be a rabbi.
A gangster who would rather be a rabbi.
A guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing,
A guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing,
A loser.
A loser.
A lot of people have been thinking I'm somebody else these days.
A lot of people have been thinking I'm somebody else these days.
A lowlife that no one was gonna miss.
A lowlife that no one was gonna miss.
A man named George Kaplan,
A man named George Kaplan,
A nobbler from Antwerp, known for his savvy, but not for his discretion.
A nobbler from Antwerp, known for his savvy, but not for his discretion.
A pact was broken.
A pact was broken.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
About an hour later, the phone rings.
About an hour later, the phone rings.
About how they had to bring in a specialist to kill the kid,
About how they had to bring in a specialist to kill the kid,
Acceptable.
Acceptable.
According to Columbo, there are three things to look for at a crime scene.
According to Columbo, there are three things to look for at a crime scene.
After all these years...
After all these years...
After the movie, he turned to me and he said, She's a real Buick.
After the movie, he turned to me and he said, She's a real Buick.
After you murdered my son.
After you murdered my son.
All I had to do was pull the trigger
All I had to do was pull the trigger
All I know is The Boss slides me this here address,
All I know is The Boss slides me this here address,
All right, I'll be right over.
All right, I'll be right over.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Fuck it.
All right. Fuck it.
All right. The Fairy's at a table in the middle,
All right. The Fairy's at a table in the middle,
All that was left to do was make the phone ring.
All that was left to do was make the phone ring.
Almost forgot.
Almost forgot.
Although I would add not the ever so clever holdup man that one hears so much about.
Although I would add not the ever so clever holdup man that one hears so much about.
Although it is one of the most common names in the world,
Although it is one of the most common names in the world,
An hour goes by, and just when I'm getting ready to leave,
An hour goes by, and just when I'm getting ready to leave,
And a gangster?
And a gangster?
And bad things happen wherever you...
And bad things happen wherever you...
And before you know it,
And before you know it,
And came in third.
And came in third.
And died of sheer ecstasy when looked at with hunger.
And died of sheer ecstasy when looked at with hunger.
And finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?
And finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?
And finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?
And finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?
And get some different fucking coffee in here, will you?
And get some different fucking coffee in here, will you?
And he says, Sloe... that's him...
And he says, Sloe... that's him...
And here's my new favorite song by JR... The Kansas City Shuffle.
And here's my new favorite song by JR... The Kansas City Shuffle.
And here's my new favorite song by JR... The Kansas City Shuffle.
And here's my new favorite song by JR... The Kansas City Shuffle.
And I hate baseball.
And I hate baseball.
And I have no idea who specifically you're referring to
And I have no idea who specifically you're referring to
And I might have a slight problem coming up with the money.
And I might have a slight problem coming up with the money.
And I was just wondering, you wanna talk about it?
And I was just wondering, you wanna talk about it?
And I was saying that it was the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me,
And I was saying that it was the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me,
And I was trying to tell him... you... that they picked up the wrong guy.
And I was trying to tell him... you... that they picked up the wrong guy.
And I'd say, You tell the story, dear,
And I'd say, You tell the story, dear,
And if she told me your name was Jesus Christ,
And if she told me your name was Jesus Christ,
And if that's not enough, I have 48 hours to come up with $33,000
And if that's not enough, I have 48 hours to come up with $33,000
And if you're the son of a degenerate gambler,
And if you're the son of a degenerate gambler,
And keeping company with The Boss and The Rabbi,
And keeping company with The Boss and The Rabbi,
And now the job that was not supposed to look like a job
And now the job that was not supposed to look like a job
And now you're left holding the bag!
And now you're left holding the bag!
And now...
And now...
And number 1 goes on and takes the lead to win it.
And number 1 goes on and takes the lead to win it.
And number 7 has moved to the fifth position on the outside.
And number 7 has moved to the fifth position on the outside.
And number 7 is beginning to pick up the pace on the outside.
And number 7 is beginning to pick up the pace on the outside.
And one of them you should be very afraid of.
And one of them you should be very afraid of.
And our boy's making a move. Shit.
And our boy's making a move. Shit.
And right below his nose was his mouth.
And right below his nose was his mouth.
And right now Begin's down at the morgue on ice.
And right now Begin's down at the morgue on ice.
And since friends do favors for friends,
And since friends do favors for friends,
And so here I am.
And so here I am.
And some bad dudes think I'm someone that I'm not,
And some bad dudes think I'm someone that I'm not,
And tells you you got a sure thing,
And tells you you got a sure thing,
And that Manischewitz G****vine Wine spills in your ear
And that Manischewitz G****vine Wine spills in your ear
And that she can access the computer
And that she can access the computer
And that's all there is to it.
And that's all there is to it.
And the man who calls himself Smith walks outside and hails himself a cab.
And the man who calls himself Smith walks outside and hails himself a cab.
And the only Kelly you'll remember is the Kelly who gave you your first handjob
And the only Kelly you'll remember is the Kelly who gave you your first handjob
And the reason you were brought here.
And the reason you were brought here.
And then I was free to come and go as I pleased.
And then I was free to come and go as I pleased.
And then I'll buy my own smokes?
And then I'll buy my own smokes?
And then right across the street, there's this man they call The Rabbi.
And then right across the street, there's this man they call The Rabbi.
And then there was this joker who had ears...
And then there was this joker who had ears...
And then they tried to kill one another.
And then they tried to kill one another.
And this someone owes that someone and now I'm gonna have to take you out
And this someone owes that someone and now I'm gonna have to take you out
And wait for you to call the man who does the jobs that no one else wants.
And wait for you to call the man who does the jobs that no one else wants.
And we can find out what room the call came from.
And we can find out what room the call came from.
And we take it down together.
And we take it down together.
And what happened to your nose?
And what happened to your nose?
And what's worse is, you start to believe it.
And what's worse is, you start to believe it.
And who has books?
And who has books?
And who knows who.
And who knows who.
And who looked like he could be somebody's uncle.
And who looked like he could be somebody's uncle.
And you are not him.
And you are not him.
And you are the guy that sleeps with all that green under your mattress.
And you are the guy that sleeps with all that green under your mattress.
And you get 9 to 1 if the spread sticks.
And you get 9 to 1 if the spread sticks.
And you hate baseball, why the fuck are you here?
And you hate baseball, why the fuck are you here?
And you thought as long as you're in town, you drop by, see your old pal Schlomo.
And you thought as long as you're in town, you drop by, see your old pal Schlomo.
And you'd say, No. You tell it better.
And you'd say, No. You tell it better.
And you're getting somebody else to do it?
And you're getting somebody else to do it?
And you're gonna be a doctor.
And you're gonna be a doctor.
And?
And?
Anorexia.
Anorexia.
Anything can be done.
Anything can be done.
Anyway, he goes on about this local legend about this kid.
Anyway, he goes on about this local legend about this kid.
Anyway, we take the elevator down to the lobby,
Anyway, we take the elevator down to the lobby,
Aqueduct.
Aqueduct.
Are you familiar with The Shmoo?
Are you familiar with The Shmoo?
Are you gonna be a degenerate gambler?
Are you gonna be a degenerate gambler?
Aren't there professionals?
Aren't there professionals?
As a result of losing your job, your apartment,
As a result of losing your job, your apartment,
As Go to the police and you're a dead man.
As Go to the police and you're a dead man.
Aside from that, you're pretty much dead on.
Aside from that, you're pretty much dead on.
At least that's how it went with Old Max,
At least that's how it went with Old Max,
Bad dog.
Bad dog.
Be right back.
Be right back.
Beards.
Beards.
Because earlier when you were telling me that I reminded you of James Bond,
Because earlier when you were telling me that I reminded you of James Bond,
Because he's a fairy.
Because he's a fairy.
Because he's a Rabbi.
Because he's a Rabbi.
Because he's a rabbi.
Because he's a rabbi.
Because I can usually tell how tall someone is by their knock.
Because I can usually tell how tall someone is by their knock.
Because I could only get a reservation for two.
Because I could only get a reservation for two.
Because if we had been friends, I wouldn't have been hired to kill your son.
Because if we had been friends, I wouldn't have been hired to kill your son.
Because if you aren't talking about the guy that I think you're talking about...
Because if you aren't talking about the guy that I think you're talking about...
Because in my mind, there is only one Bond.
Because in my mind, there is only one Bond.
Because...
Because...
Before people started waking up with knives in their backs.
Before people started waking up with knives in their backs.
Besides, you can't have a Kansas City Shuffle without a body.
Besides, you can't have a Kansas City Shuffle without a body.
Better call Brikowski.
Better call Brikowski.
Big time bookie. Worked for The Rabbi.
Big time bookie. Worked for The Rabbi.
Bodyguards nearby,
Bodyguards nearby,
Bodyguards?
Bodyguards?
Brikowski, you there?
Brikowski, you there?
Bring him here.
Bring him here.
Bring me the cat who resides at this here address.
Bring me the cat who resides at this here address.
Bummer.
Bummer.
But alas, I was referring to Anthony Dawson.
But alas, I was referring to Anthony Dawson.
But all he really wants is your wallet with your license.
But all he really wants is your wallet with your license.
But back when you thought I was him.
But back when you thought I was him.
But I ain't seeing the connection, so I says,
But I ain't seeing the connection, so I says,
But I called Nick. I initiated contact.
But I called Nick. I initiated contact.
But I do keep copies.
But I do keep copies.
But I get the feeling this ain't one of them.
But I get the feeling this ain't one of them.
But I heard about someone who does.
But I heard about someone who does.
But I'm afraid you must.
But I'm afraid you must.
But I'm not Nick.
But I'm not Nick.
But it hit the wall, fouled by a foot.
But it hit the wall, fouled by a foot.
But it took today for you to realize it, but today has arrived, and it's too late.
But it took today for you to realize it, but today has arrived, and it's too late.
But Nick has been painting me into corners since we were kids.
But Nick has been painting me into corners since we were kids.
But something like that.
But something like that.
But the guy's so slow,
But the guy's so slow,
But the thing is there is no George Kaplan.
But the thing is there is no George Kaplan.
But then he stops when he sees the picture Marty snapped of your kid.
But then he stops when he sees the picture Marty snapped of your kid.
But this particular one's been over 20 years in the making.
But this particular one's been over 20 years in the making.
But to do that, I needed a name.
But to do that, I needed a name.
But until then, you gotta stay in the car.
But until then, you gotta stay in the car.
But when The Rabbi and The Boss find out the fix is in,
But when The Rabbi and The Boss find out the fix is in,
But you owe me $96,000.
But you owe me $96,000.
But you said open.
But you said open.
But your money just isn't long enough,
But your money just isn't long enough,
By the way, he has shadows.
By the way, he has shadows.
Bye, Mom.
Bye, Mom.
Bye!
Bye!
Call Murph and see if he got a match on that photo that Marty snapped.
Call Murph and see if he got a match on that photo that Marty snapped.
Calls himself Mr. Goodkat.
Calls himself Mr. Goodkat.
Can that be done?
Can that be done?
Can you pay these moneys?
Can you pay these moneys?
Can you turn the heat up in here, 'cause it's really cold?
Can you turn the heat up in here, 'cause it's really cold?
Can't find anyone who's ever even bumped into him,
Can't find anyone who's ever even bumped into him,
Can't say that I blame you.
Can't say that I blame you.
Cat.
Cat.
Caused quite a bit of confusion.
Caused quite a bit of confusion.
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest in Monte Carlo
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest in Monte Carlo
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
Christmas came early this year, baby.
Christmas came early this year, baby.
Close.
Close.
Columbo?
Columbo?
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Comic strip I liked as a boy.
Comic strip I liked as a boy.
Coming.
Coming.
Concerns a matter of debt collection.
Concerns a matter of debt collection.
Consider, Mr. Fisher...
Consider, Mr. Fisher...
Considering he no longer has fingerprints, I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.
Considering he no longer has fingerprints, I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.
Cops in men's rooms?
Cops in men's rooms?
Cops in men's rooms?
Cops in men's rooms?
Copy.
Copy.
Could've been. Hey, what was your name again?
Could've been. Hey, what was your name again?
Crooked bookies.
Crooked bookies.
Dade County sent me a picture of Nick Fisher,
Dade County sent me a picture of Nick Fisher,
Dead bodies in refrigerators,
Dead bodies in refrigerators,
Did Murph get a beat on him yet?
Did Murph get a beat on him yet?
Did you ever get a hold of The Rabbi
Did you ever get a hold of The Rabbi
Did you get all that from the radio?
Did you get all that from the radio?
Didn't know the happenstance.
Didn't know the happenstance.
Do I know you?
Do I know you?
Do we look alike?
Do we look alike?
Do you know for what reason you've been brought here?
Do you know for what reason you've been brought here?
Do you know what I want to see you about?
Do you know what I want to see you about?
Do you mind if I get dressed first?
Do you mind if I get dressed first?
Do you want to give me $96,000?
Do you want to give me $96,000?
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't you see? Nick isn't missing, he's hiding.
Don't you see? Nick isn't missing, he's hiding.
Due to a hybrid breed of Ecuadorian super termites.
Due to a hybrid breed of Ecuadorian super termites.
Due to a natural fear of high powered rifles and quiet rooftops in New Jersey.
Due to a natural fear of high powered rifles and quiet rooftops in New Jersey.
Ed Kranepool hit a line drive down right field,
Ed Kranepool hit a line drive down right field,
Either way, it proves that the good Lord has a sense of humor.
Either way, it proves that the good Lord has a sense of humor.
Elvis lets me win.
Elvis lets me win.
Elvis... that's me...
Elvis... that's me...
Ernst Stavros Blofeld.
Ernst Stavros Blofeld.
Eva Marie Saint.
Eva Marie Saint.
Even Shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
Even Shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
Even the goddamn horse died.
Even the goddamn horse died.
Even when those people do.
Even when those people do.
Ever since somebody shot him, old Slim went deaf.
Ever since somebody shot him, old Slim went deaf.
Everybody lets me win.
Everybody lets me win.
Everything from A to Z.
Everything from A to Z.
Ex Israeli Mossad.
Ex Israeli Mossad.
Ex Israeli Mossad.
Ex Israeli Mossad.
Ex Israeli Mossad.
Ex Israeli Mossad.
Fairy's going to the bathroom.
Fairy's going to the bathroom.
Falls on deaf ears, mostly.
Falls on deaf ears, mostly.
Fifteen minutes. Start counting.
Fifteen minutes. Start counting.
Fine.
Fine.
Fire a round, get some powder burns on the hands...
Fire a round, get some powder burns on the hands...
First I lost my job.
First I lost my job.
Fisher was the answer to a question.
Fisher was the answer to a question.
Fisher, listen to me.
Fisher, listen to me.
Fisher.
Fisher.
Folks are getting a big dose of the gimmies,
Folks are getting a big dose of the gimmies,
For fear of what the other man will do to him.
For fear of what the other man will do to him.
For forcing himself on a 14 year old cheerleader.
For forcing himself on a 14 year old cheerleader.
For starters, I'm unlucky.
For starters, I'm unlucky.
Friends of yours?
Friends of yours?
Fuck shit Jesus is right.
Fuck shit Jesus is right.
Fuck you both.
Fuck you both.
Fucked.
Fucked.
Goes by the name of Nick Fisher.
Goes by the name of Nick Fisher.
Going on and on about a horserace back in '79.
Going on and on about a horserace back in '79.
Good man. Give me the postgame.
Good man. Give me the postgame.
Good morning, Detective Dumbrowski. Am I being kidnapped?
Good morning, Detective Dumbrowski. Am I being kidnapped?
Good.
Good.
Goodkat?
Goodkat?
Got him.
Got him.
Guy living in the past.
Guy living in the past.
H hey.
H hey.
Have you used the phone at all since you've been here?
Have you used the phone at all since you've been here?
He already has.
He already has.
He does the kid, I do him.
He does the kid, I do him.
He doesn't see it.
He doesn't see it.
He knows that name Slevin.
He knows that name Slevin.
He may not idol worship, commit adultery,
He may not idol worship, commit adultery,
He never showed up.
He never showed up.
He paid some street thug to mug you,
He paid some street thug to mug you,
He said he was gonna meet you. You're here, he's not, the door was open.
He said he was gonna meet you. You're here, he's not, the door was open.
He says, The horse's name was Lucky Number Slevin.
He says, The horse's name was Lucky Number Slevin.
He says, The horse's name..
He says, The horse's name..
He set you up!
He set you up!
He shows, people die, he vanishes.
He shows, people die, he vanishes.
He smiles at me... Thanks... I smile back,
He smiles at me... Thanks... I smile back,
He was dead.
He was dead.
He wears a panic button on the chain around his neck.
He wears a panic button on the chain around his neck.
He went down into an apartment building downtown,
He went down into an apartment building downtown,
He's allegedly pinned behind a few disappearing acts himself. '
He's allegedly pinned behind a few disappearing acts himself. '
He's clean.
He's clean.
He's clean.
He's clean.
He's gonna shoot you here.
He's gonna shoot you here.
He's moving through between horses.
He's moving through between horses.
He's shooting on through.
He's shooting on through.
He's sorry that he hit you.
He's sorry that he hit you.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Sorry. Wrong number.
Hello. Sorry. Wrong number.
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Henry!
Her name was, um...
Her name was, um...
Hey, baby. Is your wife around?
Hey, baby. Is your wife around?
Hey, Brikowski, it's Marty. You there?
Hey, Brikowski, it's Marty. You there?
Hey, Brikowski, it's Murphy.
Hey, Brikowski, it's Murphy.
Hey, don't stop on my account.
Hey, don't stop on my account.
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
Hey, look! Look, look.
Hey, look! Look, look.
Hey, Max, who's your favorite uncle?
Hey, Max, who's your favorite uncle?
Hey, Murph. What's up?
Hey, Murph. What's up?
Hey, Slim. You know this cat?
Hey, Slim. You know this cat?
Hey, which horse did you say it was again, baby?
Hey, which horse did you say it was again, baby?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. You know better than that.
Hey. You know better than that.
Him none the wiser.
Him none the wiser.
His English wasn't very good, but, boy, did he like Miss Saint.
His English wasn't very good, but, boy, did he like Miss Saint.
His name was Max.
His name was Max.
Hitchcock. North by Northwest.
Hitchcock. North by Northwest.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
How are you gonna have a talk with him?
How are you gonna have a talk with him?
How do I get in his apartment? I can't just walk in the front door.
How do I get in his apartment? I can't just walk in the front door.
How do you get to two men that can't be gotten to?
How do you get to two men that can't be gotten to?
How do you think I found out?
How do you think I found out?
How?
How?
How'd you find out about us?
How'd you find out about us?
Hurry back to me.
Hurry back to me.
I already talked to your buddy.
I already talked to your buddy.
I already told you...
I already told you...
I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.
I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.
I came back here, you were gone,
I came back here, you were gone,
I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
I can't.
I can't.
I come back in, you put your penis on exhibition,
I come back in, you put your penis on exhibition,
I did this to you.
I did this to you.
I didn't think you would, but it was worth a shot.
I didn't think you would, but it was worth a shot.
I didn't think you'd understand.
I didn't think you'd understand.
I do.
I do.
I don't follow.
I don't follow.
I don't go on again till 8:00.
I don't go on again till 8:00.
I don't have your money.
I don't have your money.
I don't know anyone named Schlomo.
I don't know anyone named Schlomo.
I don't know who Mr. Smith is.
I don't know who Mr. Smith is.
I don't know. He was supposed to meet me here.
I don't know. He was supposed to meet me here.
I don't know. I open the door expecting you to be up here, you're down there.
I don't know. I open the door expecting you to be up here, you're down there.
I don't know. Should I?
I don't know. Should I?
I don't know. Should I?
I don't know. Should I?
I don't know. Should you?
I don't know. Should you?
I don't know. You brought me here.
I don't know. You brought me here.
I don't smoke, man.
I don't smoke, man.
I don't.
I don't.
I get up to the tenth floor, and just as I do,
I get up to the tenth floor, and just as I do,
I got a date.
I got a date.
I got a present for you.
I got a present for you.
I got next.
I got next.
I gotta get to the fucking morgue.
I gotta get to the fucking morgue.
I guess I did.
I guess I did.
I guess I've always been a better friend to him than he's been to me.
I guess I've always been a better friend to him than he's been to me.
I guess none of this really matters now that the kid's gone cold.
I guess none of this really matters now that the kid's gone cold.
I had no hand in that.
I had no hand in that.
I had nothing to do with...
I had nothing to do with...
I have a family!
I have a family!
I have a family!
I have a family!
I have anorexia.
I have anorexia.
I have that same phone.
I have that same phone.
I have to go to work.
I have to go to work.
I hired you to do a job.
I hired you to do a job.
I insist on following through.
I insist on following through.
I just realized something.
I just realized something.
I knew you had sense.
I knew you had sense.
I know this because Nick Fisher spent eight years in Dade Correctional
I know this because Nick Fisher spent eight years in Dade Correctional
I know this guy.
I know this guy.
I know this movie.
I know this movie.
I know what you're into.
I know what you're into.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I don't even gamble.
I know. I don't even gamble.
I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green.
I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green.
I managed to save my son, Schlomo.
I managed to save my son, Schlomo.
I may have exaggerated the slightness.
I may have exaggerated the slightness.
I mean, how do you justify being a rabbi
I mean, how do you justify being a rabbi
I naturally assumed that you knew who I was talking about.
I naturally assumed that you knew who I was talking about.
I naturally assumed that you...
I naturally assumed that you...
I need you to sort it out for me.
I need you to sort it out for me.
I never gave it much thought until I put up a fresh pot of coffee.
I never gave it much thought until I put up a fresh pot of coffee.
I never thought you were him, I thought he was you.
I never thought you were him, I thought he was you.
I only bring up the case of The Shmoo because of it's relevance to you
I only bring up the case of The Shmoo because of it's relevance to you
I plant my gun... clean, no history... on Yitzchok,
I plant my gun... clean, no history... on Yitzchok,
I ran into a nosy cop in the men's room.
I ran into a nosy cop in the men's room.
I remember The Rabbi well.
I remember The Rabbi well.
I said I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
I said I came over to borrow a cup of sugar.
I say, What about the horse's name?
I say, What about the horse's name?
I say, What is it? You know the kid?
I say, What is it? You know the kid?
I see. So being a rabbi, a religious man...
I see. So being a rabbi, a religious man...
I still can't figure him out in all this.
I still can't figure him out in all this.
I still gotta take you to see The Boss.
I still gotta take you to see The Boss.
I suppose you had no hand in that, either.
I suppose you had no hand in that, either.
I tell ya, you can't find good help these days.
I tell ya, you can't find good help these days.
I think it's better if you let me do the talking.
I think it's better if you let me do the talking.
I think it's time you told me that story.
I think it's time you told me that story.
I think this is the part where you tell me not to walk too far.
I think this is the part where you tell me not to walk too far.
I think we're well past that point.
I think we're well past that point.
I think you mean who was Nick Fisher.
I think you mean who was Nick Fisher.
I thought he was The Boss.
I thought he was The Boss.
I thought he was The Boss.
I thought he was The Boss.
I thought to myself, you know, maybe it means something.
I thought to myself, you know, maybe it means something.
I thought you might want this.
I thought you might want this.
I thought you were Saul.
I thought you were Saul.
I told him I thought we should get together sometime.
I told him I thought we should get together sometime.
I told you,
I told you,
I totally forgot...
I totally forgot...
I used to send my paychecks over to him.
I used to send my paychecks over to him.
I used to send my paychecks over to him.
I used to send my paychecks over to him.
I wanna know who he is, who does he know.
I wanna know who he is, who does he know.
I wanna place a bet.
I wanna place a bet.
I want a complete rundown on this fucker.
I want a complete rundown on this fucker.
I want an outsider brought in.
I want an outsider brought in.
I want to know what the fuck he is doing in my fucking city.
I want to know what the fuck he is doing in my fucking city.
I wanted to try and catch the next show.
I wanted to try and catch the next show.
I was just getting ready.
I was just getting ready.
I was just thinking about what it would be like
I was just thinking about what it would be like
I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight,
I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight,
I was looking for a gambler.
I was looking for a gambler.
I was on my way to the store and I thought, Nick... he'd have sugar.
I was on my way to the store and I thought, Nick... he'd have sugar.
I was talking to your son.
I was talking to your son.
I was thinking it would take me more like a week.
I was thinking it would take me more like a week.
I was under the impression you no longer work New York.
I was under the impression you no longer work New York.
I was under the impression you no longer work New York.
I was under the impression you no longer work New York.
I wasn't asking for the time.
I wasn't asking for the time.
I wasn't expecting you for another...
I wasn't expecting you for another...
I wasn't frisked.
I wasn't frisked.
I will break your motherfuckin' nose. I ain't playin' with you.
I will break your motherfuckin' nose. I ain't playin' with you.
I will.
I will.
I wish I was standing for it.
I wish I was standing for it.
I'd have understood.
I'd have understood.
I'd love to hear the rest of this, but I really gotta go back to work.
I'd love to hear the rest of this, but I really gotta go back to work.
I'd say you're fucked.
I'd say you're fucked.
I'll give you 2 to 1 on the horse.
I'll give you 2 to 1 on the horse.
I'll need to see Slim's books.
I'll need to see Slim's books.
I'll take your bet.
I'll take your bet.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been
I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been
I'm a cop.
I'm a cop.
I'm a world class assassin, fuckhead.
I'm a world class assassin, fuckhead.
I'm a... I travel a lot.
I'm a... I travel a lot.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm Detective Dumbrowski.
I'm Detective Dumbrowski.
I'm gonna kill somebody.
I'm gonna kill somebody.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say
I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say
I'm gonna wait till he goes to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna follow him in.
I'm gonna wait till he goes to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna follow him in.
I'm just a guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I'm just a guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I'm just a guy whose dinner's getting cold.
I'm just a guy whose dinner's getting cold.
I'm just gonna get us some coffee.
I'm just gonna get us some coffee.
I'm just visiting. I just got in this morning.
I'm just visiting. I just got in this morning.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
I'm not familiar with the term.
I'm not familiar with the term.
I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
I'm not gonna be so nice to you.
I'm not gonna be so nice to you.
I'm not Nick Fisher.
I'm not Nick Fisher.
I'm not the guy you're lookin' for. I don't live here.
I'm not the guy you're lookin' for. I don't live here.
I'm paying you a lot of money to kill somebody,
I'm paying you a lot of money to kill somebody,
I'm Slevin.
I'm Slevin.
I'm Slevin.
I'm Slevin.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, Mr. Goodkat,
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, Mr. Goodkat,
I'm sorry. Who are you?
I'm sorry. Who are you?
I'm thinking of a new option.
I'm thinking of a new option.
I've been watching you.
I've been watching you.
I've wired half the money into your bank in the Caimans.
I've wired half the money into your bank in the Caimans.
If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off.
If I were wearing a hat, I would take it off.
If I'd brought a cup, then I would've said I came over to borrow sugar.
If I'd brought a cup, then I would've said I came over to borrow sugar.
If she's a day.
If she's a day.
If such a term may be applied.
If such a term may be applied.
If there is one thing I know, it's when someone is lying.
If there is one thing I know, it's when someone is lying.
If there's a great story behind how they met.
If there's a great story behind how they met.
If Yitzchok gets hit, The Rabbi will go to war.
If Yitzchok gets hit, The Rabbi will go to war.
If you do right now, he's gonna have you in mate in one.
If you do right now, he's gonna have you in mate in one.
If you don't, you could have him in four moves.
If you don't, you could have him in four moves.
If you looked up quick friendly word.
If you looked up quick friendly word.
In a walk in freezer.
In a walk in freezer.
In books.
In books.
In essence, The Shmoo supplied all of the world's wants.
In essence, The Shmoo supplied all of the world's wants.
In order to scratch a debt that isn't even mine.
In order to scratch a debt that isn't even mine.
In that case, do I still have the wrong guy?
In that case, do I still have the wrong guy?
In that case, how about the 20 Gs you just blew on the 7 horse?
In that case, how about the 20 Gs you just blew on the 7 horse?
In that place that never forgets,
In that place that never forgets,
In the definition.
In the definition.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Involves a lot of people.
Involves a lot of people.
Ironic.
Ironic.
Is because of a Kansas City Shuffle.
Is because of a Kansas City Shuffle.
Is beginning to look very much
Is beginning to look very much
Is that all there is to it?
Is that all there is to it?
Is that my money?
Is that my money?
Is the sound of the footsteps of the man going down the hall...
Is the sound of the footsteps of the man going down the hall...
Is there anything else?
Is there anything else?
Is this the standard operating procedure you'd find in the policemen's manual
Is this the standard operating procedure you'd find in the policemen's manual
Is you and I aren't old friends.
Is you and I aren't old friends.
Is you can only look at one of them, and they were looking at you,
Is you can only look at one of them, and they were looking at you,
Israelis.
Israelis.
It all starts with a horse.
It all starts with a horse.
It can't look like a job.
It can't look like a job.
It could taste like any food you desire.
It could taste like any food you desire.
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
It was a drugstore handicap, big windup,
It was a drugstore handicap, big windup,
It was a fuckin' massacre.
It was a fuckin' massacre.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
It was clear what had to be done.
It was clear what had to be done.
It wasn't supposed to look like a job.
It wasn't supposed to look like a job.
It's a condition characterized by freedom from worry
It's a condition characterized by freedom from worry
It's a tough tune.
It's a tough tune.
It's a very long story.
It's a very long story.
It's an obvious sucker bet.
It's an obvious sucker bet.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
It's economically viable.
It's economically viable.
It's gonna be tough, though. I think I picked up a pigtail.
It's gonna be tough, though. I think I picked up a pigtail.
It's Harry. He's talking like a goddamned machine gun,
It's Harry. He's talking like a goddamned machine gun,
It's ironic that Hopkins should go missing considering
It's ironic that Hopkins should go missing considering
It's just a made up name, but names, even made up ones...
It's just a made up name, but names, even made up ones...
It's just for a couple hours.
It's just for a couple hours.
It's like something from a Norman Rockwell painting.
It's like something from a Norman Rockwell painting.
It's not gonna go down in the men's room.
It's not gonna go down in the men's room.
It's not nearly 8:00 yet.
It's not nearly 8:00 yet.
It's not something people hear about.
It's not something people hear about.
It's personal. You have to ask him.
It's personal. You have to ask him.
It's the Sabbath.
It's the Sabbath.
It's very Andy Griffith.
It's very Andy Griffith.
It's what they called back then a drugstore handicap.
It's what they called back then a drugstore handicap.
Jesse Gonder hit a groundball in the hole between first and second,
Jesse Gonder hit a groundball in the hole between first and second,
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jimmy, I'm taking my lunch break.
Jimmy, I'm taking my lunch break.
Just a finger, maybe.
Just a finger, maybe.
Just a loser.
Just a loser.
Just call me when you land, all right?
Just call me when you land, all right?
Just let me. Just let me, all right?
Just let me. Just let me, all right?
Just like in '84.
Just like in '84.
Just pay attention. I got something here.
Just pay attention. I got something here.
Just said the word was the Kat's in town.
Just said the word was the Kat's in town.
Just stares at it.
Just stares at it.
Just to be clear, if you lose...
Just to be clear, if you lose...
Just what we need.
Just what we need.
K E L E V R A.
K E L E V R A.
Kananga?
Kananga?
Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right and you go left.
Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right and you go left.
Kansas City Shuffle.
Kansas City Shuffle.
Keep it under your hat, huh?
Keep it under your hat, huh?
Kelly Perkins. She told me her hands were dry and that she needed...
Kelly Perkins. She told me her hands were dry and that she needed...
Kelly was cheating on you, and you got mugged.
Kelly was cheating on you, and you got mugged.
Killing you before you killed me would've been...
Killing you before you killed me would've been...
Kind of like a rabbi who would rather be a gangster,
Kind of like a rabbi who would rather be a gangster,
Kosher.
Kosher.
Laid eggs,
Laid eggs,
Last chance to come clean.
Last chance to come clean.
Let me guess, all the way up?
Let me guess, all the way up?
Let's get back.
Let's get back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's hurry it up, man.
Let's hurry it up, man.
Lex talionis.
Lex talionis.
Like I said, I don't know any...
Like I said, I don't know any...
Like I said, very big job.
Like I said, very big job.
Like whispers in the night...
Like whispers in the night...
Like you don't give a fuck if it gets shot off.
Like you don't give a fuck if it gets shot off.
Lindsey. I live across the hall.
Lindsey. I live across the hall.
Listen, buddy, I'm sorry. No offense or anything, but I'm not...
Listen, buddy, I'm sorry. No offense or anything, but I'm not...
Locked away in my own paranoia, a prisoner in my own home.
Locked away in my own paranoia, a prisoner in my own home.
Look at my face, Schlomo.
Look at my face, Schlomo.
Look at my smile.
Look at my smile.
Look, I can't just walk over there. He's got bodyguards.
Look, I can't just walk over there. He's got bodyguards.
Look, kid, I don't know what's going on or how you're into this,
Look, kid, I don't know what's going on or how you're into this,
Looks like an ordinary Star of David.
Looks like an ordinary Star of David.
Looks like we were sold a bill of goods by the same salesman.
Looks like we were sold a bill of goods by the same salesman.
Looks the same as it did 20 years ago.
Looks the same as it did 20 years ago.
Love you.
Love you.
Lying in a pool of your own blood and shit.
Lying in a pool of your own blood and shit.
Make it look like a you do me, I do you, we're both gay,
Make it look like a you do me, I do you, we're both gay,
Make sure he doesn't come home late.
Make sure he doesn't come home late.
Man in my position, it's all he has to go on.
Man in my position, it's all he has to go on.
Man, I ain't asking nobody nothin'!
Man, I ain't asking nobody nothin'!
Max placed a bet with a bookie named Roth.
Max placed a bet with a bookie named Roth.
Max woke up to find that his dreams had just been the stuff of pipes.
Max woke up to find that his dreams had just been the stuff of pipes.
Max, his wife, his kid, Roth.
Max, his wife, his kid, Roth.
May I borrow a cup of sugar?
May I borrow a cup of sugar?
May I leave now?
May I leave now?
Maybe he didn't see it.
Maybe he didn't see it.
Maybe he thought it wouldn't make for a very speedy getaway.
Maybe he thought it wouldn't make for a very speedy getaway.
Maybe I wanted to give you $96,000.
Maybe I wanted to give you $96,000.
Maybe it's a clue to what happened to Nick.
Maybe it's a clue to what happened to Nick.
Maybe that's Nick. It's right there.
Maybe that's Nick. It's right there.
Maybe... I don't know,
Maybe... I don't know,
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me.
Me.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Morning.
Morning.
Mouse.
Mouse.
Mr. Goodkat...
Mr. Goodkat...
Mu'fucka,
Mu'fucka,
Much less tripped over him.
Much less tripped over him.
My guess was a fastball.
My guess was a fastball.
My name is Goodkat.
My name is Goodkat.
My nose is already broken.
My nose is already broken.
My son was murdered,
My son was murdered,
My son.
My son.
Negative. We've been calling for the last hour.
Negative. We've been calling for the last hour.
Neither of us is going home for a long time, kid.
Neither of us is going home for a long time, kid.
Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
New outfit in town.
New outfit in town.
New York bookmaker Slim Hopkins was reported missing by his wife.
New York bookmaker Slim Hopkins was reported missing by his wife.
Next weekend, you and me go to a ballgame.
Next weekend, you and me go to a ballgame.
Nice speech, though.
Nice speech, though.
Nick Fisher.
Nick Fisher.
Nick found himself in a jam, he got you to take his place.
Nick found himself in a jam, he got you to take his place.
Nick, 1729.
Nick, 1729.
Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is.
Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the fuck your name is.
No answer.
No answer.
No one knows who he is or what he looks like.
No one knows who he is or what he looks like.
No small matter.
No small matter.
No use.
No use.
No, I got at least...
No, I got at least...
No, I was thinking you'd use the back door.
No, I was thinking you'd use the back door.
No, I'm fine.
No, I'm fine.
No, no, no, no. You gotta stay in the car.
No, no, no, no. You gotta stay in the car.
No, this is the first time that happened,
No, this is the first time that happened,
No, you didn't tell me you were a coroner.
No, you didn't tell me you were a coroner.
No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000.
No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Do you want to give me $96,000?
No. Do you want to give me $96,000?
No. I mean the mobster having a gay son. That's ironic.
No. I mean the mobster having a gay son. That's ironic.
No. No! The sugar.
No. No! The sugar.
No. Should I?
No. Should I?
No. We just wanna have a quick friendly word with you.
No. We just wanna have a quick friendly word with you.
Nobody says I have to kill you quick.
Nobody says I have to kill you quick.
Normally, Saul turns off the ringer.
Normally, Saul turns off the ringer.
Not anymore you don't.
Not anymore you don't.
Not exactly.
Not exactly.
Not except for that.
Not except for that.
Not quite.
Not quite.
Now I've taken your son away from you.
Now I've taken your son away from you.
Now, Abe wasn't a nosy fella, but he had a nose.
Now, Abe wasn't a nosy fella, but he had a nose.
Now, he told me that today. You just so happen to be here today.
Now, he told me that today. You just so happen to be here today.
Now, I can expect that when?
Now, I can expect that when?
Now, that's a story.
Now, that's a story.
Now, the woman in the picture with Grant,
Now, the woman in the picture with Grant,
Now, you do know what orders is, right?
Now, you do know what orders is, right?
Now's the time.
Now's the time.
Number 1 is at the rail,
Number 1 is at the rail,
Number 1 on the inside
Number 1 on the inside
Number 2 takes the lead.
Number 2 takes the lead.
Number 4 breaks into the inside...
Number 4 breaks into the inside...
Number 6 is under a very hard...
Number 6 is under a very hard...
Number 7 has fallen!
Number 7 has fallen!
Of course he saw it. He asked you for the time.
Of course he saw it. He asked you for the time.
Of course there are.
Of course there are.
Of your wife staring back at you.
Of your wife staring back at you.
Oh, a pig tail. Cute.
Oh, a pig tail. Cute.
Oh, God. No, you didn't.
Oh, God. No, you didn't.
Oh, hey! Hey!
Oh, hey! Hey!
Oh, I've been in this room before.
Oh, I've been in this room before.
Oh, my God. Do you think this is safe?
Oh, my God. Do you think this is safe?
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, sure.
Oh, sure.
Oh, yeah. I remember.
Oh, yeah. I remember.
Oh, you know this movie.
Oh, you know this movie.
Oh, you must feel real lucky.
Oh, you must feel real lucky.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression
Okay, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression
Okay, who's your second favorite uncle?
Okay, who's your second favorite uncle?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
On the bus on the way up to summer camp.
On the bus on the way up to summer camp.
On the way? Where are we going?
On the way? Where are we going?
One debt in particular.
One debt in particular.
One time they were one with one another,
One time they were one with one another,
One who was in both books...
One who was in both books...
Only problem
Only problem
Only to be delivered to fate by a boy.
Only to be delivered to fate by a boy.
Ooh, I have an idea.
Ooh, I have an idea.
Or any other preoccupation, really.
Or any other preoccupation, really.
Or The Rabbi's gonna...
Or The Rabbi's gonna...
Or they're gonna take me out
Or they're gonna take me out
Orders.
Orders.
Our boy's not far away,
Our boy's not far away,
Our next race at Aqueduct is the tenth race.
Our next race at Aqueduct is the tenth race.
Penthouse.
Penthouse.
People are never happy with what they have.
People are never happy with what they have.
People connected only by the slightest of events...
People connected only by the slightest of events...
People he knows, who do they know?
People he knows, who do they know?
People you can hire to do this sort of thing?
People you can hire to do this sort of thing?
Pick him up.
Pick him up.
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Police have no leads. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.
Police have no leads. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.
Police.
Police.
Pray tell.
Pray tell.
Pretty fancy.
Pretty fancy.
Prick.
Prick.
Problem when two men are standing in a room
Problem when two men are standing in a room
Put your shoes on. Schlomo wants to see you.
Put your shoes on. Schlomo wants to see you.
Racing form says 9 to 1.
Racing form says 9 to 1.
Rank, serial number?
Rank, serial number?
Remember my friend Doc?
Remember my friend Doc?
Remember The Rabbi?
Remember The Rabbi?
Requires a lot of planning.
Requires a lot of planning.
Response time's gonna be three to five seconds.
Response time's gonna be three to five seconds.
Retired a few years ago, his wife just died,
Retired a few years ago, his wife just died,
Right across the street from one another?
Right across the street from one another?
Right behind him.
Right behind him.
Right, Rabbi?
Right, Rabbi?
Roth laid the bet off... on you...
Roth laid the bet off... on you...
Roth. He'll tell you everything.
Roth. He'll tell you everything.
Same time, on three.
Same time, on three.
Saul will keep an eye on you in the meantime.
Saul will keep an eye on you in the meantime.
Saul, the phone's been...
Saul, the phone's been...
Saul!
Saul!
Saul?
Saul?
Saul.
Saul.
Saul's dad takes him to the track.
Saul's dad takes him to the track.
Say somethin' else!
Say somethin' else!
Say, Hello! How 'bout them Yanks?
Say, Hello! How 'bout them Yanks?
Say, man, you got the time?
Say, man, you got the time?
Says it means...
Says it means...
See you later.
See you later.
See, that makes sense
See, that makes sense
See, the funny thing about that is that I got mugged this morning...
See, the funny thing about that is that I got mugged this morning...
See...
See...
Seeing as how they had some involvement with that very same horse.
Seeing as how they had some involvement with that very same horse.
Send somebody over.
Send somebody over.
Sense is something you have when you have a choice.
Sense is something you have when you have a choice.
Sent from an is to a was before he'd had his breakfast.
Sent from an is to a was before he'd had his breakfast.
She says the call to Nick came from Room 1009.
She says the call to Nick came from Room 1009.
She should be calling any minute.
She should be calling any minute.
She took my picture.
She took my picture.
She's 70.
She's 70.
She's gotta go in the ground.
She's gotta go in the ground.
She's pretty fucking foxy, right?
She's pretty fucking foxy, right?
Shea Stadium.
Shea Stadium.
Shit! I gotta stop by work.
Shit! I gotta stop by work.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shmoo hide cut thin made fine leather.
Shmoo hide cut thin made fine leather.
Should we get on with it, then?
Should we get on with it, then?
Shouldn't you be a little more worried about all this?
Shouldn't you be a little more worried about all this?
Slevin Kelevra.
Slevin Kelevra.
Slevin Kelevra.
Slevin Kelevra.
Slevin, do you know what time it is?
Slevin, do you know what time it is?
Slevin.
Slevin.
Slim could use the company, and I could use The Shmoo.
Slim could use the company, and I could use The Shmoo.
Slim Hopkins, the man who ran my book, was hit yesterday.
Slim Hopkins, the man who ran my book, was hit yesterday.
Slim?
Slim?
Slim's books were taken when he was hit,
Slim's books were taken when he was hit,
So he could get down here and identify what's left of his kid?
So he could get down here and identify what's left of his kid?
So he likes to come in a couple times a week, talk shop,
So he likes to come in a couple times a week, talk shop,
So he schemes to make it so.
So he schemes to make it so.
So he's a mute, then.
So he's a mute, then.
So he's a mute, then.
So he's a mute, then.
So he's gonna have to hit him when he least expects it.
So he's gonna have to hit him when he least expects it.
So how does The Rabbi feel about that?
So how does The Rabbi feel about that?
So I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining
So I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining
So I guess you the cat I'm supposed to pick up...
So I guess you the cat I'm supposed to pick up...
So I need you to make it look like it ain't what it is.
So I need you to make it look like it ain't what it is.
So I pretend I'm walking to the elevator instead of coming from it,
So I pretend I'm walking to the elevator instead of coming from it,
So I wait.
So I wait.
So I went to my girlfriend Kelly's.
So I went to my girlfriend Kelly's.
So I went to the hotel without you to see my friend.
So I went to the hotel without you to see my friend.
So I'll expect your answer by morning.
So I'll expect your answer by morning.
So I'll get right down to business.
So I'll get right down to business.
So it's a good thing.
So it's a good thing.
So maybe it's a clue.
So maybe it's a clue.
So now I have to take out, to use the vernacular, The Fairy
So now I have to take out, to use the vernacular, The Fairy
So The Rabbi's son must share the same fate.
So The Rabbi's son must share the same fate.
So there are bound to be a couple of them.
So there are bound to be a couple of them.
So there I am pretending to dial a number and taking Smith's picture,
So there I am pretending to dial a number and taking Smith's picture,
So what? He called a hotel, a hotel called him back.
So what? He called a hotel, a hotel called him back.
So where do I fit in?
So where do I fit in?
So who the fuck are you?
So who the fuck are you?
So you take out the Israelis, bomb the damn building...
So you take out the Israelis, bomb the damn building...
So, Harry's going on
So, Harry's going on
So, let me see if I've got this right.
So, let me see if I've got this right.
So, Mr. Fisher,
So, Mr. Fisher,
So, tell me. The kid.
So, tell me. The kid.
So, what's the plan with Yitzchok?
So, what's the plan with Yitzchok?
So...
So...
So...
So...
Some folks have grown pretty fat off me.
Some folks have grown pretty fat off me.
Some have grown pretty dead.
Some have grown pretty dead.
Some sort of the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence thing?
Some sort of the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence thing?
Somebody's trying to kill you.
Somebody's trying to kill you.
Someone named Schlomo knows you.
Someone named Schlomo knows you.
Something exotic.
Something exotic.
Sometimes there's more to life than just living.
Sometimes there's more to life than just living.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Sorry about that, son.
Sorry about that, son.
Sorry, kid.
Sorry, kid.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Wrong number.
Sorry. Wrong number.
Spokesperson commented off the record,
Spokesperson commented off the record,
Stalium gave up six runs in the first five innings.
Stalium gave up six runs in the first five innings.
Starts every sentence with the way things used to be.
Starts every sentence with the way things used to be.
Still not talking to each other, huh?
Still not talking to each other, huh?
Sure.
Sure.
Take a walk.
Take a walk.
Take the clothes off.
Take the clothes off.
Take yourself, for instance.
Take yourself, for instance.
Tell him he can expect me in the morning.
Tell him he can expect me in the morning.
Tell him there's a new face in town.
Tell him there's a new face in town.
Tell it to the one legged man.
Tell it to the one legged man.
Tell that bitch to open her eyes. Maybe then she'd see more.
Tell that bitch to open her eyes. Maybe then she'd see more.
Telly Savalas? Max von Sydow?
Telly Savalas? Max von Sydow?
Than he does to The Boss dead,
Than he does to The Boss dead,
Thanks for the sugar, sugar.
Thanks for the sugar, sugar.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That being said, he wasn't lying.
That being said, he wasn't lying.
That combined with a low center of gravity, forget about it.
That combined with a low center of gravity, forget about it.
That doesn't sound good.
That doesn't sound good.
That friends do not do to their friends.
That friends do not do to their friends.
That hurt.
That hurt.
That is the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
That is the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
That is your only concern.
That is your only concern.
That makes four.
That makes four.
That means if you lose, you're all in for 22 grand.
That means if you lose, you're all in for 22 grand.
That second baseman Tony Taylor tagged him out at first.
That second baseman Tony Taylor tagged him out at first.
That was close.
That was close.
That was incredible.
That was incredible.
That was my son.
That was my son.
That was the Hotel Cheval again.
That was the Hotel Cheval again.
That was the Hotel Cheval.
That was the Hotel Cheval.
That will make us friends.
That will make us friends.
That...
That...
That's a fuckin' story, man.
That's a fuckin' story, man.
That's all there is to it.
That's all there is to it.
That's Andy Griffith.
That's Andy Griffith.
That's because he's dead.
That's because he's dead.
That's the song the junkies are singing.
That's the song the junkies are singing.
That's when the villain is most effective...
That's when the villain is most effective...
That's why he ignores the watch and the suitcase.
That's why he ignores the watch and the suitcase.
The apartment.
The apartment.
The Boss is right up there, chump.
The Boss is right up there, chump.
The Boss says he wants you to look nice for The Fairy.
The Boss says he wants you to look nice for The Fairy.
The Boss wants to see you.
The Boss wants to see you.
The Boss.
The Boss.
The cat I'm lookin' for, his name is, uh...
The cat I'm lookin' for, his name is, uh...
The cat's name is Nick. Now...
The cat's name is Nick. Now...
The catalyst.
The catalyst.
The dead eyes of your...
The dead eyes of your...
The door to Room 1009 opens and there's our Mr. Smith in the flesh.
The door to Room 1009 opens and there's our Mr. Smith in the flesh.
The final turn,
The final turn,
The first time somebody calls you a horse, you punch 'em on the nose,
The first time somebody calls you a horse, you punch 'em on the nose,
The good news for you is my friendship is for sale.
The good news for you is my friendship is for sale.
The guy whose apartment you're staying in.
The guy whose apartment you're staying in.
The heaviest.
The heaviest.
The investigation?
The investigation?
The juice is ten.
The juice is ten.
The Kat's in town.
The Kat's in town.
The kid and I have unfinished business.
The kid and I have unfinished business.
The law of retaliation.
The law of retaliation.
The leg he got shot in, his crappy pension,
The leg he got shot in, his crappy pension,
The movie where everybody thinks Cary Grant is
The movie where everybody thinks Cary Grant is
The name's Smith. I'm from out of town.
The name's Smith. I'm from out of town.
The only guys who know what he looks like,
The only guys who know what he looks like,
The only James Bond...
The only James Bond...
The other half will be deposited when our old friend is in the ground.
The other half will be deposited when our old friend is in the ground.
The penis thing is not very Mayberry.
The penis thing is not very Mayberry.
The Rabbi also had a bookie. His name was Benny Begin,
The Rabbi also had a bookie. His name was Benny Begin,
The Rabbi's.
The Rabbi's.
The reason I'm in town, in case you're wondering,
The reason I'm in town, in case you're wondering,
The same could be said for Doc's jelly on the side... Gloria.
The same could be said for Doc's jelly on the side... Gloria.
The second time somebody calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk,
The second time somebody calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk,
The thing is...
The thing is...
The two of you killed everything I ever loved.
The two of you killed everything I ever loved.
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher.
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher.
The Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' up in here with her fine ass,
The Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' up in here with her fine ass,
The way your car seems different when someone else is driving it.
The way your car seems different when someone else is driving it.
The wrong guy for what?
The wrong guy for what?
Their backs turned, their shirt collars smiling at me.
Their backs turned, their shirt collars smiling at me.
Then again, it's been 20 years since I've been in a car.
Then again, it's been 20 years since I've been in a car.
Then again, maybe it's just a coincidence. Name gotta come from someplace, right?
Then again, maybe it's just a coincidence. Name gotta come from someplace, right?
Then all he does is fucking complain.
Then all he does is fucking complain.
Then all we need to do is find out who the dentist was.
Then all we need to do is find out who the dentist was.
Then go to the police!
Then go to the police!
Then how do you know I have the wrong guy?
Then how do you know I have the wrong guy?
Then I come home to find that my apartment building had been condemned
Then I come home to find that my apartment building had been condemned
Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.
Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.
Then they called you The Boss.
Then they called you The Boss.
Then what?
Then what?
Then who is Nick Fisher?
Then who is Nick Fisher?
Then who the hell are you?
Then who the hell are you?
Then why don't you just go ahead and give me your wallet
Then why don't you just go ahead and give me your wallet
Then you don't know what the guy that lives here looks like.
Then you don't know what the guy that lives here looks like.
There are three things that you may not do in order to save a life,
There are three things that you may not do in order to save a life,
There are two men sitting here before you,
There are two men sitting here before you,
There is no SOP for the kind of box you've got yourself into, kid.
There is no SOP for the kind of box you've got yourself into, kid.
There is no they.
There is no they.
There is something I have to tell you.
There is something I have to tell you.
There was a time.
There was a time.
There was a time.
There was a time.
There's a specialist.
There's a specialist.
There's just that one last thing.
There's just that one last thing.
There's number 5.
There's number 5.
These guys buy cops like cops buy doughnuts.
These guys buy cops like cops buy doughnuts.
These guys kill everyone.
These guys kill everyone.
These two were poisoned.
These two were poisoned.
They always want what they had, what someone else has.
They always want what they had, what someone else has.
They can bring about quite a bit of trouble.
They can bring about quite a bit of trouble.
They go where he goes round the clock.
They go where he goes round the clock.
They had to bring in a specialist to do the kid
They had to bring in a specialist to do the kid
They hung up.
They hung up.
They let you in.
They let you in.
They live in the apartment next door.
They live in the apartment next door.
They're all dead.
They're all dead.
Things like that aren't supposed to be real. It's like amnesia.
Things like that aren't supposed to be real. It's like amnesia.
This is a Kansas City Shuffle.
This is a Kansas City Shuffle.
This is absurd! What are you thinking?
This is absurd! What are you thinking?
This is nice? Don't do me any favors.
This is nice? Don't do me any favors.
This is our guy.
This is our guy.
This is Smith. Recognize him?
This is Smith. Recognize him?
This isn't the first time this has happened, you know?
This isn't the first time this has happened, you know?
This... this is something else.
This... this is something else.
Three.
Three.
Tired of being a dog without a day.
Tired of being a dog without a day.
Tired of waking up and finding that his dreams were only dreams.
Tired of waking up and finding that his dreams were only dreams.
Titties hanging out and everything,
Titties hanging out and everything,
To know a lie when he hears it... difference between life and death...
To know a lie when he hears it... difference between life and death...
To pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in
To pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in
To wake up in the middle of the night with six bullets burning in your stomach.
To wake up in the middle of the night with six bullets burning in your stomach.
Today.
Today.
Took my father to see it in 1959.
Took my father to see it in 1959.
Touché.
Touché.
True, but then there's the matter of your watch.
True, but then there's the matter of your watch.
Try and appreciate how it feels, Schlomo.
Try and appreciate how it feels, Schlomo.
Twenty for the bet, two for the juice.
Twenty for the bet, two for the juice.
Twenty years ago, he used to be my bookie.
Twenty years ago, he used to be my bookie.
Twenty years, huh?
Twenty years, huh?
Twenty years...
Twenty years...
Two decades spent behind three inches of bulletproof glass
Two decades spent behind three inches of bulletproof glass
Uh huh. It'll be fun.
Uh huh. It'll be fun.
Um, no.
Um, no.
Unfortunately, the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late.
Unfortunately, the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late.
Using the wrong name will do that.
Using the wrong name will do that.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait, I just have one question.
Wait, I just have one question.
Wait... watch. Watch, watch, watch.
Wait... watch. Watch, watch, watch.
We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity here.
We are dealing with a bona fide case of mistaken identity here.
We could go to dinner or something?
We could go to dinner or something?
We don't know anything happened to Nick.
We don't know anything happened to Nick.
We don't know that anything didn't happen to Nick.
We don't know that anything didn't happen to Nick.
We found two more bodies to go along with the two you already got.
We found two more bodies to go along with the two you already got.
We got a new guy in the precinct.
We got a new guy in the precinct.
We know who he called. Now we find out who called him.
We know who he called. Now we find out who called him.
We never see Blofeld's face in From Russia with Love.
We never see Blofeld's face in From Russia with Love.
We'd be at a dinner party and someone would ask,
We'd be at a dinner party and someone would ask,
We're leavin'.
We're leavin'.
Well, Anthony, looks as though you've won,
Well, Anthony, looks as though you've won,
Well, because I owe you $96,000,
Well, because I owe you $96,000,
Well, Gloria's got this friend Doc who's got a line on a doped up racehorse.
Well, Gloria's got this friend Doc who's got a line on a doped up racehorse.
Well, he did break my nose.
Well, he did break my nose.
Well, he played Blofeld in From Russia with Love.
Well, he played Blofeld in From Russia with Love.
Well, I don't suppose I have to say anything as trite and clichéd
Well, I don't suppose I have to say anything as trite and clichéd
Well, I'm short for my height.
Well, I'm short for my height.
Well, if it's all the same, I'd write it down.
Well, if it's all the same, I'd write it down.
Well, in that case, is Slim around?
Well, in that case, is Slim around?
Well, it depends on the favor.
Well, it depends on the favor.
Well, it took you long enough.
Well, it took you long enough.
Well, listen, your boys Elvis and Sloe picked up the wrong guy.
Well, listen, your boys Elvis and Sloe picked up the wrong guy.
Well, maybe it just seems that way.
Well, maybe it just seems that way.
Well, on that we agree.
Well, on that we agree.
Well, then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.
Well, then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.
Well, there's this guy and they call him The Boss, right,
Well, there's this guy and they call him The Boss, right,
Well, they are the opposite of happy.
Well, they are the opposite of happy.
Well, they say bad things happen in threes.
Well, they say bad things happen in threes.
Well, what then?
Well, what then?
Well, why don't I just cancel the whole debt in exchange for a small favor?
Well, why don't I just cancel the whole debt in exchange for a small favor?
Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?
Well, why don't we just make it an even 90?
Well, yeah, I look like I live here, but I don't.
Well, yeah, I look like I live here, but I don't.
Well, your bookies have books.
Well, your bookies have books.
Well...
Well...
What a fucking mess.
What a fucking mess.
What a weirdo.
What a weirdo.
What about dental records?
What about dental records?
What about Smith?
What about Smith?
What about the other two? Did you get anything on them yet?
What about the other two? Did you get anything on them yet?
What are you doing calling me here?
What are you doing calling me here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you gonna say?
What are you gonna say?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What happened to make Slim go deaf?
What happened to make Slim go deaf?
What he means to say is you look like you live here.
What he means to say is you look like you live here.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is this favor?
What is this favor?
What is your name?
What is your name?
What The Boss was paying me to kill Yitzchok.
What The Boss was paying me to kill Yitzchok.
What was there before that isn't there now, and what's been moved.
What was there before that isn't there now, and what's been moved.
What went down in the men's room?
What went down in the men's room?
What, he has wings, he can fly, he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?
What, he has wings, he can fly, he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?
What, like he tripped and you fell?
What, like he tripped and you fell?
What, my penis?
What, my penis?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's a Kansas City Shuffle?
What's a Kansas City Shuffle?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the happenstance?
What's the happenstance?
What's this?
What's this?
What's with you and that towel?
What's with you and that towel?
What've you done with my son?
What've you done with my son?
Whatever it is you wanted to see me about.
Whatever it is you wanted to see me about.
Whatever they're paying you.
Whatever they're paying you.
When his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or to the left.
When his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or to the left.
When I am what could've been and could not have been.
When I am what could've been and could not have been.
When you don't know what he looks like.
When you don't know what he looks like.
When you say James Bond.
When you say James Bond.
When you're on a roll, you're on a roll.
When you're on a roll, you're on a roll.
Where am I?
Where am I?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where's my money?
Where's my money?
Where's Nick?
Where's Nick?
Where's your cup?
Where's your cup?
Which brings us to Abe,
Which brings us to Abe,
Which is kind of interesting, him picking the name of a dead racehorse
Which is kind of interesting, him picking the name of a dead racehorse
Which means if you don't do what I want you to do,
Which means if you don't do what I want you to do,
Which means the kid was using a pseudonym,
Which means the kid was using a pseudonym,
Which means you're in my pocket,
Which means you're in my pocket,
Which one? Donald Pleasence?
Which one? Donald Pleasence?
Which originally I thought was a total waste
Which originally I thought was a total waste
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is he?
Who is he?
Who is he?
Who is he?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who walks outside?
Who walks outside?
Who wasn't so much old as he was tired.
Who wasn't so much old as he was tired.
Who work with big time crooks.
Who work with big time crooks.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who's his son?
Who's his son?
Who's the mark?
Who's the mark?
Whoever he is, he's either in very deep shit, or I don't know what,
Whoever he is, he's either in very deep shit, or I don't know what,
Whose?
Whose?
Whose?
Whose?
Why are you here? Hmm?
Why are you here? Hmm?
Why do they call him The Fairy?
Why do they call him The Fairy?
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
Why him?
Why him?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
With a lot of red in the minus column.
With a lot of red in the minus column.
With all your experience killing people.
With all your experience killing people.
With him all the time.
With him all the time.
With two Hasidic **** on either side of you.
With two Hasidic **** on either side of you.
Word comes down an example is to be made.
Word comes down an example is to be made.
Y y you should've thought about that before you started in with all the lip.
Y y you should've thought about that before you started in with all the lip.
Yeah, I was kidding, too.
Yeah, I was kidding, too.
Yeah, Lindsey, I don't think it's such a good idea that we continue to...
Yeah, Lindsey, I don't think it's such a good idea that we continue to...
Yeah, man. It's... 7:23.
Yeah, man. It's... 7:23.
Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys. That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.
Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys. That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I mean to say.
Yeah, that's what I mean to say.
Yeah, well, I'm not a robber, if you catch my drift.
Yeah, well, I'm not a robber, if you catch my drift.
Yeah, well, Saul's dad is a degenerate gambler.
Yeah, well, Saul's dad is a degenerate gambler.
Yeah, well, unfortunately for you,
Yeah, well, unfortunately for you,
Yeah, well, you look like the guy that lives here.
Yeah, well, you look like the guy that lives here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about him?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Bye, Mom.
Yeah. Bye, Mom.
Yeah. Columbo was this TV detective
Yeah. Columbo was this TV detective
Yeah. Didn't I tell you I was a coroner?
Yeah. Didn't I tell you I was a coroner?
Yeah. I'm at the airport. Are you sure you want me to come out?
Yeah. I'm at the airport. Are you sure you want me to come out?
Yeah. Just think, two weeks in New York
Yeah. Just think, two weeks in New York
Yeah. Right behind him. Two of them.
Yeah. Right behind him. Two of them.
Yes, boss.
Yes, boss.
Yes, I heard.
Yes, I heard.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Come on, baby! Come on!
Yes! Come on, baby! Come on!
Yesterday, you were better off than you are today,
Yesterday, you were better off than you are today,
Yitzchok The Rabbi's son?
Yitzchok The Rabbi's son?
Yitzchok.
Yitzchok.
Yitzchok.
Yitzchok.
Yitzchok. Yitzchok and The Rabbi.
Yitzchok. Yitzchok and The Rabbi.
Yo, grab his ass.
Yo, grab his ass.
Yo, man, sit your punk ass down!
Yo, man, sit your punk ass down!
You all right? You look a little shook up.
You all right? You look a little shook up.
You and me need to talk.
You and me need to talk.
You are lying.
You are lying.
You are unlucky so that I may know that I am not.
You are unlucky so that I may know that I am not.
You can ask Lindsey. She lives across the hall.
You can ask Lindsey. She lives across the hall.
You can call me Mr. Goodkat.
You can call me Mr. Goodkat.
You can only kill me once.
You can only kill me once.
You come in here with your pockets turned out, you get 2 to 1.
You come in here with your pockets turned out, you get 2 to 1.
You come in here with your pockets turned out, you get 2 to 1.
You come in here with your pockets turned out, you get 2 to 1.
You fucking bastard!
You fucking bastard!
You fucking bastards!
You fucking bastards!
You get them to come to you.
You get them to come to you.
You got some ID?
You got some ID?
You got three days.
You got three days.
You got three days.
You got three days.
You have 48 hours to get my money.
You have 48 hours to get my money.
You have a deceptively tall knock. Congratulations.
You have a deceptively tall knock. Congratulations.
You haven't heard.
You haven't heard.
You hired Goodkat to kill my son.
You hired Goodkat to kill my son.
You just made a lot of money.
You just made a lot of money.
You know this game.
You know this game.
You know why?
You know why?
You know your Bond.
You know your Bond.
You look good.
You look good.
You lost your job, your apartment building was condemned,
You lost your job, your apartment building was condemned,
You managed to take my son away from me.
You managed to take my son away from me.
You may go now.
You may go now.
You mean this isn't the first time
You mean this isn't the first time
You met a dead guy?
You met a dead guy?
You misunderstood.
You misunderstood.
You must be Mr. Fisher.
You must be Mr. Fisher.
You notice how I said was?
You notice how I said was?
You out of the same building.
You out of the same building.
You owe me money. I have interests, you owe them money.
You owe me money. I have interests, you owe them money.
You owe Slim, Slim owes me... you owe me.
You owe Slim, Slim owes me... you owe me.
You ready?
You ready?
You remember this part?
You remember this part?
You remind me of James Bond.
You remind me of James Bond.
You said Slim Hopkins worked for The Boss, right?
You said Slim Hopkins worked for The Boss, right?
You said three.
You said three.
You say this is your third mugging?
You say this is your third mugging?
You see, he couldn't pronounce the word beauty, so he'd say Buick.
You see, he couldn't pronounce the word beauty, so he'd say Buick.
You see, it seems to me that your son means more to you alive
You see, it seems to me that your son means more to you alive
You see, we don't answer the phone on the Sabbath.
You see, we don't answer the phone on the Sabbath.
You see?
You see?
You should run.
You should run.
You tell me your story, I leave, sugarless.
You tell me your story, I leave, sugarless.
You think?
You think?
You want some wine?
You want some wine?
You were getting too big.
You were getting too big.
You were gonna tell me something?
You were gonna tell me something?
You were thinking that, were you?
You were thinking that, were you?
You will pay me double to kill The Boss
You will pay me double to kill The Boss
You win this game, you got your week.
You win this game, you got your week.
You?
You?
You.
You.
You... you brought this upon our heads.
You... you brought this upon our heads.
You... you fucking backstabbing Philistine,
You... you fucking backstabbing Philistine,
You'll do a favor for me.
You'll do a favor for me.
You'll have to excuse the...
You'll have to excuse the...
You're a conundrum, you.
You're a conundrum, you.
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're getting good at this.
You're getting good at this.
You're gonna have to trust me.
You're gonna have to trust me.
You're gonna owe a lot of money
You're gonna owe a lot of money
You're good.
You're good.
You're just realizing that now?
You're just realizing that now?
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be.
You're not as tall as I thought you'd be.
You're not Nick.
You're not Nick.
You're not the first cat to tell me you wasn't the guy I was looking for.
You're not the first cat to tell me you wasn't the guy I was looking for.
Your girl made me.
Your girl made me.
Your own, someone else's.
Your own, someone else's.
Your predicament reminds me of a story.
Your predicament reminds me of a story.
Your son is dead.
Your son is dead.
Your son is dead.
Your son is dead.
4:35.
4:35.
$33,000. But I'm not Nick Fisher.
$33,000. But I'm not Nick Fisher.
1729. Nick Fisher.
1729. Nick Fisher.
A what? The cops.
A what? The cops.
And number 7 takes the lead! Yes, yes!
And number 7 takes the lead! Yes, yes!
Anyway, I'll be over in a second, okay? You got a smoke?
Anyway, I'll be over in a second, okay? You got a smoke?
Are you kidding me? I was kidding.
Are you kidding me? I was kidding.
But he's right there. A different outfit entirely.
But he's right there. A different outfit entirely.
But overlooked your suitcase. It's heavy.
But overlooked your suitcase. It's heavy.
Can I just say one more thing? What?!
Can I just say one more thing? What?!
Come here. What?
Come here. What?
Door was open? Yeah.
Door was open? Yeah.
Doped up? Yeah.
Doped up? Yeah.
Everybody knows. Except The Rabbi.
Everybody knows. Except The Rabbi.
George Lazenby? Roger Moore?
George Lazenby? Roger Moore?
George Lazenby. Roger Moore.
George Lazenby. Roger Moore.
Get down! What the hell?
Get down! What the hell?
Good morning, Detective. Morning.
Good morning, Detective. Morning.
Got a light? No.
Got a light? No.
He doesn't know. You know, but he doesn't know.
He doesn't know. You know, but he doesn't know.
He's homosexual. Right.
He's homosexual. Right.
Hey, are we going to the... No.
Hey, are we going to the... No.
Hey, buddy. What?
Hey, buddy. What?
Hey, listen, mu'fucka! Yo, I got this.
Hey, listen, mu'fucka! Yo, I got this.
Hey! I figured it out! What'd you figure out?
Hey! I figured it out! What'd you figure out?
His name is Nick, man. Nick.
His name is Nick, man. Nick.
How much? Twenty large.
How much? Twenty large.
How'd you get in? Door was open.
How'd you get in? Door was open.
I can't do that. Ya think?
I can't do that. Ya think?
I got this, Elvis. Slow... slow your roll.
I got this, Elvis. Slow... slow your roll.
I got this. Slow your roll, man.
I got this. Slow your roll, man.
I think I got the concept. Orders is orders.
I think I got the concept. Orders is orders.
I'm not Nick Fish... Mr. Fisher.
I'm not Nick Fish... Mr. Fisher.
I'm running it down. Let me know.
I'm running it down. Let me know.
Is he...? Yeah.
Is he...? Yeah.
is Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan.
is Timothy Dalton. Pierce Brosnan.
Know this guy? Mm hmm.
Know this guy? Mm hmm.
Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately... My father used to say,
Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately... My father used to say,
Listen, Mr. Smith... Just Smith.
Listen, Mr. Smith... Just Smith.
Love you, kiddo. Love you, too, Dad.
Love you, kiddo. Love you, too, Dad.
Marty, the door's locked. Relax.
Marty, the door's locked. Relax.
Me? You.
Me? You.
Me. You?
Me. You?
Nick set me up? Like a bowling pin.
Nick set me up? Like a bowling pin.
Nick still hasn't showed, huh? No.
Nick still hasn't showed, huh? No.
No, The Boss is no Kananga. Then who's The Boss?
No, The Boss is no Kananga. Then who's The Boss?
Oh, God. Almost there. Almost...
Oh, God. Almost there. Almost...
Okay. Okay?
Okay. Okay?
One. Two.
One. Two.
Open or unlocked? I don't remember.
Open or unlocked? I don't remember.
Philosophically speaking? Name.
Philosophically speaking? Name.
played by Peter Falk... I know who Columbo is.
played by Peter Falk... I know who Columbo is.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Right. Well, listen.
Right. Well, listen.
Scotland forever. I feel so much better.
Scotland forever. I feel so much better.
She's the woman who lives... Wait, hold on, hold on.
She's the woman who lives... Wait, hold on, hold on.
Smith? You.
Smith? You.
So what'd you want to talk to me about? You.
So what'd you want to talk to me about? You.
So you're probably still asleep. Yo, yo, yo.
So you're probably still asleep. Yo, yo, yo.
Somebody hit you? Yeah.
Somebody hit you? Yeah.
Somebody killed him and his goons. At the morgue?
Somebody killed him and his goons. At the morgue?
Talking with him? Talking with him.
Talking with him? Talking with him.
There was a time? Mm hmm.
There was a time? Mm hmm.
They'll kill you if you stay. They'll kill me if I leave.
They'll kill you if you stay. They'll kill me if I leave.
To see? Mets Phillies.
To see? Mets Phillies.
Very soon. Good.
Very soon. Good.
We talked. And?
We talked. And?
What about me? Who are you?
What about me? Who are you?
What do you got? Get this.
What do you got? Get this.
What do you want? Who is it, Abe?
What do you want? Who is it, Abe?
What have you done with my son? He's on his way home.
What have you done with my son? He's on his way home.
What? You said bad things happen in threes.
What? You said bad things happen in threes.
What's that? I just made love to you...
What's that? I just made love to you...
What's that? Talking with him.
What's that? Talking with him.
Who? This guy.
Who? This guy.
Who's Goodkat? Real heavy hitter.
Who's Goodkat? Real heavy hitter.
Who's The Boss? The guy we work for.
Who's The Boss? The guy we work for.
Why are you here? Big job.
Why are you here? Big job.
Why do they call him The Rabbi? Because he's a rabbi.
Why do they call him The Rabbi? Because he's a rabbi.
You always speak for him? Yes.
You always speak for him? Yes.
You didn't. I did.
You didn't. I did.
You should really play ball, kid. Really? You think I'm tall enough?
You should really play ball, kid. Really? You think I'm tall enough?
You think that's funny, do you? Uh huh.
You think that's funny, do you? Uh huh.
'cause he's playing in the sandbox with the Darkies, the Skullcaps,
'cause he's playing in the sandbox with the Darkies, the Skullcaps,
'cause I got it written down at the bottom.
'cause I got it written down at the bottom.
'Cause that is right at the top of my list of things
'Cause that is right at the top of my list of things
'cause the photos look like shit and I never use it,
'cause the photos look like shit and I never use it,
♪ and hang them up ♪ ♪ and out to dry ♪
♪ and hang them up ♪ ♪ and out to dry ♪
♪ arrive in town type of ♪ ♪ Kansas City Shuffle ♪
♪ arrive in town type of ♪ ♪ Kansas City Shuffle ♪
♪ called the Kansas City Shuffle ♪
♪ called the Kansas City Shuffle ♪
♪ Gotta make both sides ♪ ♪ and let it ride ♪
♪ Gotta make both sides ♪ ♪ and let it ride ♪
♪ It's a shake down, switch, ♪
♪ It's a shake down, switch, ♪
♪ It's a they think, you think, ♪
♪ It's a they think, you think, ♪
♪ Now the table's turned, ♪ ♪ the lesson's learned ♪
♪ Now the table's turned, ♪ ♪ the lesson's learned ♪
♪ Oh, and when you're in her arms ♪
♪ Oh, and when you're in her arms ♪
♪ Oh, and when you're in her arms ♪
♪ Oh, and when you're in her arms ♪
♪ Revenge like this ♪ ♪ never sweet, ♪
♪ Revenge like this ♪ ♪ never sweet, ♪
♪ This doesn't matter... ♪
♪ This doesn't matter... ♪
♪ When you're in love ♪
♪ When you're in love ♪
♪ When you're in love ♪
♪ When you're in love ♪
♪ Where some look left, ♪ ♪ they fall right ♪
♪ Where some look left, ♪ ♪ they fall right ♪
♪ Where you take your ♪ ♪ time, wait your turn, ♪
♪ Where you take your ♪ ♪ time, wait your turn, ♪
♪ You gave ♪
♪ You gave ♪
♪ You gave ♪
♪ You gave ♪
♪ You gotta earn yourself ♪ ♪ some trouble ♪
♪ You gotta earn yourself ♪ ♪ some trouble ♪
♪ You're happy ♪
♪ You're happy ♪
♪ You're happy ♪
♪ You're happy ♪

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