Movie 43 (2013) Edit

A bag of potato chips doesn't have a warning,

A certain percentage of our younger demographic...

A challenge. Jus... Follow my lead.

A hundred and ten percent! Fifty percent! Three percent!

A little bit... bit more on on the left b... ball... One.

A little linebacker that needs to go to bed!

A normal and complete high school experience.

Actually took probably nine years of speech therapy to get rid of it.

Actually, you know what, Baxter? You're right.

After you.

Ah, dude. I'm so sorry about your family dying and...

Ah, man. You just hit the fucking lottery, man.

Ah, that's very clever.

Ah, this sucks.

All of this was for me?

All of y'all feel like that?

All right, I got it! I got it. Don't worry.

All right, let's kick some butt. You scared?

All right, what's going on here?

All right.

All the way down the lane and then go up for a left handed layup...

All your fuckin' meat, I gotta clean that shit out.

All...

Also, we've broken down our problem into three steps.

Am I crazy here?

Am I speaking fucking Chinese?

Am I that predictable, Abby?

Amsterdam is not a country!

Amsterdam? Still not a goddamn country! Gone!

Amy, ever since you moved in here, I...

Amy!

And don't forget our Deadbeat Dad discount. ..

And don't mess with fuckin' salads.

And he ran into a church, and he just started humping the nuns.

And he's had his fingers in my pussy for the last five minutes.

And he's here. Go.

And how about that elegant finish.

And if I was in your shoes,

And in that time, I've come to realize that you mean everything to me.

And it really sucks that it had to be in front of all you idiots.

And of course the first kiss...

And she's bleeding everywhere!

And she's on a date with my boy, Robin.

And that one thing is hidin' the wang! You know what I'm saying?

And then have the holes fucked by angry, thick dicked wolves?

And then you can give me your special present.

And then your little Bat condom breaks, and then you just disappear!

And there he is just floating there,

And there's something I want to ask you.

And they had to stitch me up at the hospital.

And they'd say, danka.

And they're all the same.

And we don't have many ******* people in Europe anymore...

And we need to find it or else your stupid friend dies!

And you know what? I bet it's softer than yours.

And you know what's going to happen then?

And you're pretty much just telling us to go back and start from scratch.

And, nice legs.

And, uh, just let me go ahead and...

And, uh, yes, I finished my homework.

Anson, he did this on purpose!

Anson. I love you.

Apparently not as good as you.

April fools, suckers!

Are sticking their you know what in the vent.

Are we gonna help this youngster...

Are we gonna let that foxy little thing...

Are you not attracted to me anymore?

Are you prepared to have a starving rat nibble out your eyeballs,

Are you prepared to have your brains butchered into tiny pieces?

As a kid, I used to get made fun of all the time.

As long as I'm balls deep in Lois, I'm solid gold.

As long as y'all are out there on the floor...

Attention P Town shoppers:

Attention, Gotham City speed daters:

Awesome!

Baby, what was I wearing?

Batman and I are undercover and we're looking for a bomb.

Baxter, listen to me. You need to hack into...

Baxter! You can prevent this from happening!

Be original.

Be sure to check out our insert in Sassy Lass magazine...

Because of the... trouble.

Because you're tiny and tied to a chair, and nobody knows where you are.

Because...

Beezel! How are you?

Beezel?

Best birthday present ever. You are going to love this.

Best birthday present ever. You are going to love this.

Beth, I think I think you're the first person I've ever met...

Beth, I'm gonna need you to hold still.

Beth? Unless you wanna check out the menu, or...?

Blew his wad all over my window!

Bomb? I don't give two super shits about a bomb.

Bon Appétit.

Boobs.

Boom! Big beef burrito, with extra beans on that bad boy.

Boss, the perimeter's clear!

Brian, we're best friends, man. You can't move out.

Brian?

Bureau? It's not a word.

Bush that size is only good for one thing,

But Brian, I got you something.

But Brian, I got you something.

But don't you feel like maybe he's, I don't know, missing out?

But he is not a normal cat.

But he liked the costume the way it is, so,

But he's probably got one of those awkward character faces...

But I'm just not that attracted to Asian men.

But I've got two things I can tell you.

But if you would need me to get circumcised, I'm sure I could.

But late in the fourth quarter...

But them white boys from Hickory Tech...

But them white boys from Hickory Tech...

But think how they feel.

But you need to know something.

But you...

But you're not getting picked up for another half hour.

But, Coach, look at their fundamentals.

But, it's all good. I mean, your wife forgave you, right?

But... Do you not notice the...

Bye!

Calm down! Hey, look, I read on Twitter...

Calvin, great. J.J. and I were trying to delineate our search protocols.

Can I fuck your girlfriend?

Can I please come in?

Can we do this, please?

Can you help us?

Can you tell me anything more about this video? Where'd you hear about it?

Can't believe you sucked off that hobo from Magic Bean.

Can't you see they're doing their best?

Catching that leprechaun must have been hard work.

Cats can't even process images in that way.

Cause of the x ray vision. Of course.

Chapter 64: Stubb's Supper.

Cheers.

China? Gone! Russia? Gone!

Circumcision has never really taken off, to be honest, where I'm from.

Clothes... for kids. Kids clothes.

Clothes... for kids. Kids clothes.

Coach, we scared.

Cock sucking...

Come here. I love you! Fuck!

Come on up here, Lucious.

Come on, Amy. He loves you!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, get your fanny over there behind her and don't be shy.

Come on, girlfriend, pick your knees up!

Come on, let 'em eat! Let the man eat!

Come on, people. You guys are 25 and 0.

Come on, Ray. We have a picture of our first date.

Come on, then. Wow, that is soft. Well, you know, I...

Come on, y'all. Why y'all still sitting here? The game's all about to start.

Come on! Roll over and let me shit on you, please!

Come on. Come on, Ray.

Come out, come out, you little rat fucker.

Congratulations? She's bleeding to death!

CougarCrate, where the web's hottest cougars hang out.

CougarCrate. Perfect.

Creepy. Let's move on.

Cut that goddamn slow clap shit out!

Dad, call Mom and tell her to meet us at home.

Dad, help us!

Dad, that was epic!

Dare. I'm going to go with a Dare.

Dat dat dat dat! The detonator is in this umbrella.

Dave?

Dick loving devil cat!

Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks...

Did I?

Did it? I did not...

Did Stevie Schraeder tell you any of this?

Did we? No! No way, we got it! No fucking way, dude!

Did you anticipate anybody breaching the cooling system? Any red flags?

Did you ever think that someday you'd be able to...

Did you hear that? Looks like your lucky charms just ran out.

Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen?

Die, you...

Die! Die, you little magical fuck!

Disgusting!

Do not click the button.

Do not click the button.

Do not click the...

Do not start putting down the scarf.

Do you know what it's like going to Planned Parenthood by yourself,

Do you know where we can find Movie 43?

Do you mind me asking a question? It may seem personal.

Do you need any... Can I help?

Do you really care if my father is a garbage man?

Do you remember what I was wearing that day?

Do you still like créme brûlée?

Do you still like fingers in your butthole?

Do you want the lights on or off...

Doesn't express that kind of self loathing till they're fifteen.

Don't be a bitch about it.

Don't cut off Stevie Schraeder's finger! Please!

Don't do this.

Don't look.

Don't tell Jeff or any of those guys, but...

Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin' drinks.

Drug through the mud.

Dude, calm down. I think you're I think you're just confused.

Dude, click the button.

Dude, dude.

Dude, I totally forgot the second part of your gift!

Dude, watch this.

Dude, we got a view!

Dude, what's up with the power?

Dude! No way! I'm never making fun of you again. Period.

Dude. You have so much poop on you right now.

Dude...

Eh... Yeah, you good with that? Or would you prefer a glass of wine or...?

Emily and Kara said we should go all the way.

Emotionally scarring experiences that he'd get at a regular school.

Enough! Enough!

Even if that pet is thuper thilly!

Ever to compete for a state title.

Every man, woman and child would be converted into fighting machines.

Everybody shut up!

Everything... divided by nine...

Excuse me, sweetie. How you doing. You mind fucking off for a little bit?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. I got $200. Can you give me the whole thing?

Excuse me. I'm gonna go do some Batman ing.

Extracurricular activities.

Fag!

Faggot!

Falcontron? What's this?

Faster processing, double storage capacity,

Feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing. It's...

Finally we can give our customers a choice of color.

Five hundred thousand!

Foot and a ha...

Foot and a half.

For a week.

For getting this old workaholic out of his office for once.

For killer deals on the Dr. Cole family of products.

For me, I like to say it's more about, just like, helping people, you know.

For the most dramatic moment of the contest.

Four hundred years in this country...

Fuck you!

Fuck! You are way skinnier than Mom!

Fucked up thing you'll ever see.

Fuckin' tomorrow, you are a one poop man.

Fucking giants. Motherfucking full growns!

Garfield reject piece of shit!

Get away from me! Get off me! No!

Get down! Get your face down next to hers! Come on!

Get it all out your system.

Get off of me!

Get one more speed date, okay, then we gotta find that bomb.

Getting dunked on with a big pair of black fucking nuts...

Give us the fucking gold!

Go back there and cup his ass.

Go fuck yourself, asshole!

Go get her, son!

Go leprechauns!

Go on with your life and never think about this again. Please.

Go out there and win!

Go over there and play with your GI Joes or some shit, man.

Go! Make a Theta Box, dude. Whatever that is.

God, he's such a little spaz!

God!

Goddammit! That's his thing!

Good. We found it.

Gosh. Remember the day that we met?

Got a dry, itchy vag?

Got it.

Grab his cheeks and cup it.

Great.

Guys, I think what Coach is trying to say is that the key word is teamwork.

Gym class gives you great big balls

Gym class gives you...

Hack into the Department of Defense security mainframe...

Hanging on your forehead!

Happy, happy birthday From all of us to you

Happy, happy birthday May all your dreams come true

Has the cripple been fed?

Have fun. But you're not gonna do it on your own.

He does that all the time. He just makes up...

He gave you a foot and a half dick! Dribble with that motherfucker!

He just put a fucking thermometer in his mouth!

He made senior partner at his law firm by the time he was,

He made you black. He made them white.

He only lost a finger.

He said Okay.

He thinks it's a toy.

He tried to kill me.

He was a wizard, Neil.

He will unleash the dead up in protocol!

He wished he'd never been born.

He's a kid in my fucking Driver's Ed class!

He's America's favorite cat... Beezel

He's gone all Beautiful Mind on us.

He's just a cat.

He's just joking. He's got to give us the gold. That's the rules. Right?

He's off the fuckin' grid.

He's on the board of the New York Philharmonic...

He's opening a new restaurant with Derek Jeter!

He's quite a stocky man.

He's taken this shit to a whole new level.

Hello, Jen.

Hello, Jen.

Hello, Mrs. Miller. I'm the pretty girl.

Hello! Hey, baby, you ready?

Hello?

Here he comes.

Here we go!

Here we go. Now we're cooking. Okay.

Here, bud. Angie?

Here. Feel this. One hundred percent pashmina.

Here...

Hey, Anson, do you ever feel like your relationship with Beezel...

Hey, guys! Come check out this kid's weird pubes!

Hey, guys. Hello.

Hey, hey, hey! Guys, I'm home early.

Hey, honey, don't sit in the car!

Hey, honey. Meet the neighbors.

Hey, how the hell are you guys? You're good?

Hey, little buddy.

Hey, lovebirds, I hope I'm not...

Hey, man, I was just thinking about you here...

Hey, Mr. H. Table's ready, sir.

Hey, Mr. Leprechaun.

Hey, Pete, I just want to say thank you.

Hey, slim! What's so bad about it?

Hey, Soups! What's up, brother! It's the Dark Knight.

Hey, thanks again for dinner. You really didn't have to do this.

Hey, you know, Kevin's upstairs doing his homework right now.

Hey!

Hey! Angie! Ray!

Hey! No! Shut up! You can't do anything...

Hey! Who are you?

Hey. Kevin, right?

Hey. Ooh! You look good.

Hi, I'm Angie and this is my husband Ray.

Hi, I'm Robin.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Supergirl.

Hi. Sorry, sorry I'm late. There's a line in the bathroom.

Hide down there and feed you lines to help bag this next gal.

High fidelity music player.

Him. This.

Hold on. Hold on, baby, okay? Hold on. You're gonna make it.

Hold on. There's our culprit. It's the Penguin.

Holy shit, you are covered in blood! Oh, my God!

Honey, I would never shit on you.

Hope you're almost ready. He's gonna be here any second.

How about we say it at the same time?

How do you do this?

How do you feel about having your balls cut off?

How do you lure a dragon out of a lion's den?

How does that sound?

How is my handsome little boy?

How many fucking times do I have to tell you?

How the fuck did he get over there?

I am so proud of y'all.

I am super sorry about this.

I bet.

I call him, and he never answers the phone. I'm sick of it.

I can also see Batman underneath the table.

I can fashion a ninety one F Theta Box.

I can fix this! Mark 7 Spartan!

I can go home and watch Family Guy if you don't want to play.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.

I can't do that! That's cruel!

I can't fucking do it.

I cannot be with you.

I could take off if you want. I could go home.

I couldn't hear you over my giant pot of leprechaun gold!

I dare you to go and pinch his ass.

I dare you to go over there.

I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast.

I did.

I didn't mean any of that.

I do, but as long as that little fucker is around...

I don't know what that is. It's more like Roxanne.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why I'm doing this, Pam. I don't trust Julie.

I don't know, Coach. Like a foot.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't think I'll ever forget the first time Kevin told us that...

I don't... I don't know. Does it fucking matter?

I found a cloaked server that houses banned videos.

I got a leprechaun and I want some gold or we're going to kill him.

I got a meat problem.

I got frozen peas and a sponge!

I got frozen peas and a sponge.

I got it.

I guess I woke up this morning with a little case of the fuck arounds.

I hacked into the mainframe of the Bundesnachrichtendienst.

I have taken a vow to keep anybody from viewing this film.

I haven't played it, but I'm aware of it.

I helped save you from Lex Luthor.

I just wanted to say that...

I knew you'd say that. I am going to push the limits just a little bit.

I know, right, buddy? Happy birthday.

I love her. Hey, I love her.

I love you.

I mean it, Mikey. Leave!

I mean, congratulations, young lady.

I mean, how'd you know that she was a fake?

I mean, kids could be mean. They used to call me Frankenstein.

I mean, look. It's all oak. Isn't that something? It's gorgeous, huh?

I mean, this video is so illegal,

I mean, you know, it's my thing.

I mean... not a big deal... at all.

I suck cock for gold coins.

I suck cock for gold coins.

I suck dicks, I suck dicks, I suck 'em all the time!

I suck.

I swear it wasn't a prank!

I tend to associate it with ******* people...

I think it may be that vent there.

I think that, that vent's blowing right on... not a problem.

I think we have a connection.

I think we've put together a pretty comprehensive plan...

I think what Coach is trying to say is that the key word here is teamwork.

I took the liberty of cloning YouTube and hyper inflating your views.

I used to be great cameraman in Russia.

I wanna be...

I wanna get over you.

I wanna give you a hickey on your vagina.

I wanna wash dishes with it.

I want to be on you.

I want to give you this gift. I want you to be my first.

I want to lick you till you weep.

I want your mother.

I will marry you, Doug.

I will marry you, Doug.

I wish it was my birthday So I could party, too

I would climb Dick Mountain mouth first just to get her back!

I would never shit on you. Honey?

I, I, um... I need to go.

I... I don't think that's how it works.

I... I trust you. I feel like you're my soul mate.

I... No... I...

I'll get the check. Excuse me!

I'll go over there and blow out the candles,

I'll probably get home in time to put Benny Hill DVDs on.

I'll see you in church.

I'm doing seared ahi tuna steaks, a salad, and red wine.

I'm embarrassed to even say this, but...

I'm going to cut off your balls and feed them to you!

I'm going to go to the bathroom, all right?

I'm going to go upstairs.

I'm going to mangle your balls!

I'm gonna give him a call right now, actually. I need...

I'm gonna go guard the door for the uh, FBI,

I'm half goddamn blind!

I'm heading out. A bunch of us are gonna meet up at The Green.

I'm just joking. I'm just joking.

I'm no Romeo, folks, but I know what love is.

I'm not here to hit on your girlfriend. That's crazy!

I'm quite surprised that a lady with your face needs to resort to...

I'm serious. You better make with the gold...

I'm sick and tired of it. It's...

I'm sorry we brought you into this.

I'm sorry, Mommy! I'm sorry, Mom!

I'm sorry. Poop on you. I meant poop on you.

I'm still not seeing what the problem is, though.

I'm sure he'd love to talk to you guys about it.

I'm telling you, don't knock shopping on TV until you've tried it.

I'm trying to, you know.

I'm watching you.

I'm, uh, RSVP ing to Sammy's Bar Mitzvah.

I've been on so many blind dates in the past year,

I've been trying to push that puppy out since this morning's conference call.

If he's dead, he can't tell us where the gold is!

If I did like guys...

If it can make you pull off your own dick?

If it'll make you happy, I'll find another home for Beezel.

If that's my brother...

If we didn't have you over for a welcome dinner?

If you can watch it all the way through from the beginning to end,

If you wanna keep the lining intact,

If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?

In 1959, Kenny Jackson coached the Ellison High Journeymen...

In a diabolical scheme to get Robin and me to this speed date to stop a bomb,

In you.

In you.

Including Amsterdam.

Internal organs just spilling out of her.

Intricate passages and scenes hereafter to be painted.

Is a little strange?

Is it just me or did it suddenly get a little chilly in here?

Is there any chance I'm your type?

Is there any possibility in this noble cosmos...

Is this going to work?

It better!

It can make you bleed out of your eyes.

It can make you pull off your own dick.

It can make you shit out your intestines.

It has been 141 days since The Darkness.

It has been banned by every country in the world.

It haunts me.

It is the one movie that can bring down society as we know it.

It should be the unhappiest time in a boy's life.

It was a glorious game.

It was an April Fool's prank.

It was enchanting. You're really a...

It was to pictures of you in a swimsuit!

It's a game for good, honest white people, not for n****es.

It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here.

It's all the same when you're some cement foot troglodyte white boy...

It's an over the chinos rub and tug during your first AA meeting.

It's basically illegal to take it out in public.

It's better if it's a...

It's fine, it's fine. Here we go.

It's horrific.

It's just a misunderstanding,

It's just something Calvin and I made up to prank you!

It's just that plain and fucking simple.

It's just, what is the story there?

It's just... it's... The... The lining of Amanda's...

It's like a giant fucking cornfield. It's enormous down here.

It's like that movie The Ring, but with a good ending.

It's Miller.

It's monstrous. It looks like she's sitting on Art Garfunkel's shoulders.

It's my stomach. There's...

It's not about how fancy it goes in. It's about how fancy it comes out.

It's not as exciting as you might think. It's... It's...

It's not on Zwoogle.

It's not... it's not the vogue.

It's something male cats do sometimes. It means he likes you.

It's the German intelligence bureau.

It's the most dangerous film in the world.

It's the most elite search engine on the Internet.

It's Truth or Dare. That's the rule.

It's uh, roast Sumatra. I grind the beans myself.

It's very important to us that Kevin has...

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

It's... it's me, Robin. We... We've met several times.

J.J., Calvin and Baxter, this is Movie 43!

J.J., make some space!

J.J.?

Jeez, they're so into balls.

Jen, my mom says hi.

Jesus, Mikey, shut up!

Jesus! Dad, what the fuck!

Julie, we've been together for over a year...

Julie! Come back!

Just get my breath back, you know.

Just gorgeous. Gorgeous, gorgeous!

Just Just doing my job.

Just stop looking for Movie 43.

Just stroking that nasty little curl, and masturbating!

Just warmin' up... What?

Keep looking!

Keep looking.

Keep searching, dude.

Kevin, this is Sean and Clare. They moved into the house three doors down.

Kids are sticking their penises in the vent.

Kiss. Kiss her.

Krypton, eh. Where... That's, that's, uh...

Krypton. I... I hear it's really nice. I... I have never been...

Last night, I look out my bedroom window,

Let me ask him again.

Let's not have another “chicken or the egg” debate, Neil.

Let's see if it pulls up.

Let's try the forty second one.

Lick my crusty Irish taint, you yeast breeding cunt hole!

Like a baby. After sex, what do you say?

Like, twenty eight.

Listen, Cookie O' Puss...

Lobster okay tonight?

Lonely, unloved, hurt.

Look at that! Look at that! Dude. Bull's eye, bro!

Look at this. Check it out.

Look at you. You are nice. I like that peace sign.

Look it. Take my advice on this one.

Look who we found.

Look, at the very least, we need to put a warning sticker on the box.

Look, Debbie Clark's here,

Look, I'm just a regular seventh grade girl getting my period,

Look, I'm just gonna walk home!

Look, I'm not dying!

Lower quadrant.

Lucious, will you whip out your dick and smack this motherfucker with it?

Make Sitara feed him.

Man, Coach, they looked tough.

Mangled dicks. Mangled...

May I?

Mikey, hurry!

Mikey, she's already lost a lot of blood!

Mission accomplished.

Mm, yeah, the dark corners, dude.

Mom. Mom, please no, wait. Mom, just... if I...

Mom's gotta have some tampons around here somewhere, right?

Mommy, she's beating that cat...

Moron. There's no such thing as leprechauns.

Motherfucking...

Move, move, move, move, move! Pick it up! Pick it up!

Movie 43 isn't real.

Movie 43? Movie 43?

Movie 43. Wh... Where is it? Where is it?

Movie 43. Where is Movie 43?

Movie.

Mr. Character Face is on the cover of Gotham Magazine.

My brother spilled fruit punch on the couch. There's a big red stain.

My mom always makes me go to both. Sucks.

My name is Baxter Cutler.

My name is Calvin Cutler.

My non monocled eye! Where are you?

My stutter. I... I used to have a really bad stutter.

My superpower would be sucking dicks!

Nathan on a date for once!

Nathan, I...

Nathan, Nathan, listen!

Nathan's date is on her period for the first time,

Neil.

Nice work! You caught the big one!

No one leaves this room till we figure this out.

No one!

No way, brother! No way! No, I'm I'm in support of this.

No way. How did he get here so fast?

No way. Twenty five thousand views, man!

No, Amy, Amy. Look.

No, don't cut off Stevie Schraeder's finger!

No, dude. That's something different. I guarantee it.

No, I can just see him underneath the table.

No, I can just see him. It's a cafe table. I mean, it's really obvious.

No, I caught you a leprechaun.

No, I didn't.

No, I don't know what.

No, I... I mean...

No, I... l know. I've... I've...

No, I'm doing something classy, okay?

No, Mikey, there's steel wool on one side.

No, no, no, no! You can't walk home in your condition, silly!

No, no, no, no. Come here. Come here and kiss me,

No, no, no. Yeah, we're in the...

No, no. I just don't think he likes me very much.

No, so I told him, you know,

No, the key word is you're black, they're white!

No, you don't understand.

No, you first.

No!

No!

No! It will destroy society!

No! No!

No! Oh, no!

No! Truce! Truce. Seriously, we just, uh...

No! We gotta do something better.

No! You carry my seed.

No.

No.

No. I'm sorry.

No. Let's not do that, okay?

No. Let's.

No. No, I... I could, use it.

No. No, no, no, no, no, sir.

No. Not the Theta Box. Please! Do not do that!

No. You can't dare me to do the same thing I just dared you to do.

None of us could have seen this one coming.

Not if I see you f...

Not much to these guys.

Not yet, tiger. I wanna savor this.

Nothing.

Now I know what the problem is.

Now it's a picnic.

Now on sale on aisle four. Be sure to check out...

Now why don't you give each other a little kiss?

Now, he heard that you guys were coming in tonight,

Now, let's boogie. We gotta go find that bomb.

Now, where were we?

Number one, win or lose...

Number two...

Of course he is.

Of course I'm attracted to you, honey.

Of this old Quaker meetinghouse out in rural Pennsylvania.

Oh my gosh, sweetie. Talk about romantic.

Oh, and Jen and I are gonna catch a movie afterwards,

Oh, baby, please! I love you! I want you to marry you!

Oh, Beezel.

Oh, come on. Angie, we just met.

Oh, dear. That's a shame. And are you from the area?

Oh, Doug. You, too.

Oh, for Christ's sake.

Oh, God, they look so...

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Are you... Are you okay?

Oh, I can't.

Oh, I don't gotta watch anything, Jack!

Oh, I... I see. It's...

Oh, it's great. This pl... Oh, you gotta check out the ceiling.

Oh, it's hard to pick up with gloves. There you go.

Oh, Jake, buddy, would you mind turning up the heat just a tad?

Oh, jeez!

Oh, Julie, I love you.

Oh, man, this is sick! Where am I?

Oh, man! That took me back to the seventies, huh?

Oh, man. Dodged that bullet.

Oh, my God, you're such a baby. Go! Sit down. Fine.

Oh, my God! Doug, no!

Oh, my God! Honey!

Oh, my God! I can't believe the size of this thing.

Oh, my God! I wanna kill myself!

Oh, my God! My stomach hurts!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! This is not happening!

Oh, my God! You must've s sat on a nail or something!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Just when I thought it couldn't get more offensive.

Oh, my God. You're expecting me to believe...

Oh, my soul's so dark. Because you saw some bats...

Oh, Neil.

Oh, nice!

Oh, no, he just sprayed you.

Oh, okay, but how how do we get his laptop if it's in his room?

Oh, okay. Well, I kinda... I kinda got to, uh...

Oh, please.

Oh, right, like Cyrano de Bergerac.

Oh, shit!

Oh, sure, there is. But we love it.

Oh, that is interesting.

Oh, that's fine. Just make sure you say hello from us.

Oh, the Yeagers' old place. Great.

Oh, there he is.

Oh, we're just gonna have to plug it up. I found this and this.

Oh, well where do you think I got this scarf?

Oh, wow, Jake. What's this?

Oh, yeah, some kids used to talk a little smack about my neck.

Oh, yeah? It's so beautiful. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Oh, yeah? It's so beautiful. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Oh, yeah. Don't try this at home.

Oh, yeah. She's here.

Oh, you've, got something on your...

Okay, Amanda, you're going to want to keep the yellow side up.

Okay, and I hear you, and I appreciate what you're saying,

Okay, but look, I... I'd really rather do this on my own.

Okay, but look, I... I'd really rather do this on my own.

Okay, look. The iBabe weighs over a hundred pounds, okay?

Okay, okay. There we go. Let's get it and...

Okay, Truth or Dare?

Okay, uh, you go first.

Okay, why would you want to watch it...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Dare.

Okay. Dare.

Okay. Don't wait for me.

Okay. Let's go...

Okay. Let's play a game.

Okay. Not very romantic talk.

Okay. See, that's where I draw the line.

Okay. Then I guess we'll need to dig deeper.