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Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason" is a romantic comedy film released in 2004,

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

"Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason" is a romantic comedy film released in 2004, directed by Beeban Kidron. A sequel to the popular "Bridget Jones's Diary," it revolves around Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) as she navigates the complexities of her relationship with Mark Darcy (Colin Firth). The cast also includes Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver, Jim Broadbent as Bridget's father, and Gemma Jones as her mother. Filled with hilarious mishaps and heartfelt moments, the film delves into Bridget's journey to find love and self-discovery. To immerse yourself in the sounds of this delightful film, you can play and download its soundtrack here.

A dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services,
A dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services,
A man dating a woman with large breasts will bed one with small breasts.
A man dating a woman with large breasts will bed one with small breasts.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Do you think it's helpful to give a beggar fifty pence?
Absolutely. Do you think it's helpful to give a beggar fifty pence?
Absolutely. I'll be fine in a minute.
Absolutely. I'll be fine in a minute.
Actually, he's got a big case on, trying to get everyone in Mexico out of prison.
Actually, he's got a big case on, trying to get everyone in Mexico out of prison.
Actually, I might just sit this one out. You head on.
Actually, I might just sit this one out. You head on.
Actually, I was thinking of giving up,
Actually, I was thinking of giving up,
Actually, no, that was stupid. It's just one little slip.
Actually, no, that was stupid. It's just one little slip.
After all, Madonna is nothing if not a perfectionist.
After all, Madonna is nothing if not a perfectionist.
After only eight weeks of total, undisturbed sex.
After only eight weeks of total, undisturbed sex.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
All I did was go to the loo.
All I did was go to the loo.
All my life I've had the feeling something terrible was about to happen.
All my life I've had the feeling something terrible was about to happen.
All remaining passengers please report to Gate 27 immediately.
All remaining passengers please report to Gate 27 immediately.
All right, perhaps not a total stranger.
All right, perhaps not a total stranger.
All right, tiny make up mistake,
All right, tiny make up mistake,
All right, what about... that one?
All right, what about... that one?
All right. As long as it's not Will you marry me?
All right. As long as it's not Will you marry me?
All those years of playing Trivial Pursuits are about to pay off.
All those years of playing Trivial Pursuits are about to pay off.
Although that is a bloody good idea.
Although that is a bloody good idea.
Although, I suppose I've always had the fantasy of a son.
Although, I suppose I've always had the fantasy of a son.
Although, thank God,
Although, thank God,
Always have. Always will.
Always have. Always will.
Am enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously.
Am enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously.
An excellent year's progress.
An excellent year's progress.
An incredible thing about Thailand is the amazing traditional cuisine.
An incredible thing about Thailand is the amazing traditional cuisine.
And absolutely everything is going to be lavender.
And absolutely everything is going to be lavender.
And also Belgium...
And also Belgium...
And an award winning journalist.
And an award winning journalist.
And as far as Daniel Cleaver goes...
And as far as Daniel Cleaver goes...
And as it happens, very slightly overweight princess.
And as it happens, very slightly overweight princess.
And beg me to come back.
And beg me to come back.
And being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.
And being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.
And bits of garden stuck to you. You must have noticed.
And bits of garden stuck to you. You must have noticed.
And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is.
And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is.
And cigarettes. And carbohydrates.
And cigarettes. And carbohydrates.
And Colin?
And Colin?
And Daddy owns half of Australia.
And Daddy owns half of Australia.
And everyone treats you like an idiot.
And everyone treats you like an idiot.
And going to die!
And going to die!
And he finds there's so much wrong with you and it all just falls apart.
And he finds there's so much wrong with you and it all just falls apart.
And he, er...
And he, er...
And he'll run to my door,
And he'll run to my door,
And I also wanted to say,
And I also wanted to say,
And I didn't fucking well seduce her, all right?
And I didn't fucking well seduce her, all right?
And I don't say anything.
And I don't say anything.
And I intend to be for a very long time.
And I intend to be for a very long time.
And I truly believe that happiness is possible.
And I truly believe that happiness is possible.
And I'm going to Thailand entirely on my own, thank you very much.
And I'm going to Thailand entirely on my own, thank you very much.
And if I may say so, the smartest.
And if I may say so, the smartest.
And it's an excellent lesson to have nailed.
And it's an excellent lesson to have nailed.
And it's only a matter of moments before they show us the door.
And it's only a matter of moments before they show us the door.
And make a magnificent entrance.
And make a magnificent entrance.
And my sodding mum and dad are doing it twice.
And my sodding mum and dad are doing it twice.
And next to that is a very sexy little constellation called Ursa's Maiden.
And next to that is a very sexy little constellation called Ursa's Maiden.
And nothing in the world can spoil it.
And nothing in the world can spoil it.
And now our final passengers have joined us, we can get underway.
And now our final passengers have joined us, we can get underway.
And only one question left.
And only one question left.
And other people might have lost their family in some tragic ferry disaster.
And other people might have lost their family in some tragic ferry disaster.
And possibly now mit baby, uh huh?
And possibly now mit baby, uh huh?
And Richard wants to see you about that crap skydiving report.
And Richard wants to see you about that crap skydiving report.
And Shazzer and Jude said I should get over here straightaway.
And Shazzer and Jude said I should get over here straightaway.
And she said why didn't they come too, and I couldn't say no, could I?
And she said why didn't they come too, and I couldn't say no, could I?
And slightly past her peak.
And slightly past her peak.
And some people are just plain hopeless.
And some people are just plain hopeless.
And that I'm...
And that I'm...
And the Undersecretary for Trade and Industry.
And the Undersecretary for Trade and Industry.
And then we're going to be civilized.
And then we're going to be civilized.
And there's the gorgeous girls, like Rebecca there
And there's the gorgeous girls, like Rebecca there
And there's the rest of us.
And there's the rest of us.
And visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day.
And visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day.
And what about you? Still shagging anything that moves?
And what about you? Still shagging anything that moves?
And what about your therapy?
And what about your therapy?
And whatever you do, act completely nonchalant.
And whatever you do, act completely nonchalant.
And when I say everything, I mean...
And when I say everything, I mean...
And why?
And why?
And you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
And you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
And you know how she loves that. Dirty, dirty bitch.
And you know how she loves that. Dirty, dirty bitch.
And you were...
And you were...
And you, you fold your underpants before you go to bed.
And you, you fold your underpants before you go to bed.
And you're on speakerphone.
And you're on speakerphone.
And your folding underpants into my life.
And your folding underpants into my life.
And, um, then he would fold his...
And, um, then he would fold his...
And...
And...
And... And...
And... And...
And... scared shitless.
And... scared shitless.
Another one of Mother's culinary triumphs.
Another one of Mother's culinary triumphs.
Any girl who's been single in London knows how to handle herself.
Any girl who's been single in London knows how to handle herself.
Anyway, I could teach him to play cricket and rugby
Anyway, I could teach him to play cricket and rugby
Are they?
Are they?
Are we not sitting together?
Are we not sitting together?
Are you gonna step outside or am I gonna have to drag you?
Are you gonna step outside or am I gonna have to drag you?
Are you or are you not sleeping with Rebecca Gillies?
Are you or are you not sleeping with Rebecca Gillies?
Arrived Bangkok. Very hot.
Arrived Bangkok. Very hot.
As a matter of fact, I do know the exact location of my arsehole. And hers.
As a matter of fact, I do know the exact location of my arsehole. And hers.
As a matter of fact, no. No shagging whatsoever.
As a matter of fact, no. No shagging whatsoever.
As well. Of course.
As well. Of course.
Aside from Simon Reade in the fifth form locker room, yeah.
Aside from Simon Reade in the fifth form locker room, yeah.
Asked you what?
Asked you what?
Asked you what?
Asked you what?
At this point, there are only two tables in contention
At this point, there are only two tables in contention
At you, of course, not with you.
At you, of course, not with you.
Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you to a sexual harassment tribunal.
Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you to a sexual harassment tribunal.
Be as late as you like.
Be as late as you like.
Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget!
Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget!
Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits.
Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits.
Because it's not. I mean...
Because it's not. I mean...
Before you spent the night with Daniel Cleaver?
Before you spent the night with Daniel Cleaver?
Better start slimming into that dress.
Better start slimming into that dress.
Big bump!
Big bump!
Bijjit, right?
Bijjit, right?
Bijjit! How this can happen?
Bijjit! How this can happen?
Bijjit?
Bijjit?
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
Boyfriend and baby seems just too lucky.
Boyfriend and baby seems just too lucky.
Breastfeeding until he's a teenager
Breastfeeding until he's a teenager
Bridge, do you want to get married and have babies before you become barren?
Bridge, do you want to get married and have babies before you become barren?
Bridge, it's nothing. Leave it. Leave it.
Bridge, it's nothing. Leave it. Leave it.
Bridget Darcy.
Bridget Darcy.
Bridget Jones has cocked things up for the very last time.
Bridget Jones has cocked things up for the very last time.
Bridget Jones is a love pariah no more.
Bridget Jones is a love pariah no more.
Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing?
Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing?
Bridget Jones, will you marry me?
Bridget Jones, will you marry me?
Bridget Jones!
Bridget Jones!
Bridget Jones!
Bridget Jones!
Bridget Jones.
Bridget Jones.
Bridget, actually.
Bridget, actually.
Bridget, that was not the most romantic proposition I've ever heard.
Bridget, that was not the most romantic proposition I've ever heard.
Bridget, this is mad.
Bridget, this is mad.
Bridget, unless you want to get sacked at 6,000 feet,
Bridget, unless you want to get sacked at 6,000 feet,
Bridget, you must want to hear those ding dong bells.
Bridget, you must want to hear those ding dong bells.
Bridget, you're on. You're live.
Bridget, you're on. You're live.
Bridget, you're staring at me again.
Bridget, you're staring at me again.
Bridget!
Bridget!
Bridget?
Bridget?
Bridget? Earth to Bridget Sodding Jones.
Bridget? Earth to Bridget Sodding Jones.
Bridget? I have been looking everywhere for you.
Bridget? I have been looking everywhere for you.
Bridget.
Bridget.
Bridget.
Bridget.
Bridget. How's it going with that divine man of yours?
Bridget. How's it going with that divine man of yours?
Bridget...
Bridget...
Bugger.
Bugger.
But he do no work, and make me work 24 hour a day.
But he do no work, and make me work 24 hour a day.
But he performed a miracle.
But he performed a miracle.
But I always have wit and conversation to fall back on.
But I always have wit and conversation to fall back on.
But I have crucial, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do.
But I have crucial, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do.
But I suppose that's a silly idea. Bridget's probably there.
But I suppose that's a silly idea. Bridget's probably there.
But I went before I left home.
But I went before I left home.
But I'm afraid it's still men in general,
But I'm afraid it's still men in general,
But if your tastes are marginally more highbrow, I also have tips.
But if your tastes are marginally more highbrow, I also have tips.
But it was Shazzer's snake, not mine,
But it was Shazzer's snake, not mine,
But it's not.
But it's not.
But she bumped into Jed herself
But she bumped into Jed herself
But that doesn't mean that it, that it can't really be something.
But that doesn't mean that it, that it can't really be something.
But that was before I was arrested and thrown into a Thai prison
But that was before I was arrested and thrown into a Thai prison
But that's about it.
But that's about it.
But the network want us to cast a wider net and use a Smooth Guide ess.
But the network want us to cast a wider net and use a Smooth Guide ess.
But then there's so much wrong with him
But then there's so much wrong with him
But they don't normally extradite people,
But they don't normally extradite people,
But this year, there was one crucial difference.
But this year, there was one crucial difference.
But total sex god and human rights lawyer.
But total sex god and human rights lawyer.
But you talked to Rebecca. And you talked to Horatio.
But you talked to Rebecca. And you talked to Horatio.
But you're not perfect either.
But you're not perfect either.
But, honestly, how hard can it be?
But, honestly, how hard can it be?
But, wait...
But, wait...
But, you know, perky.
But, you know, perky.
By the way, is it true he always says I'm sorry, I think I'm going to come?
By the way, is it true he always says I'm sorry, I think I'm going to come?
By the way, um, you're not free for dinner tonight, are you?
By the way, um, you're not free for dinner tonight, are you?
Bye and thank you, and... sorry.
Bye and thank you, and... sorry.
Can I just have a minute?
Can I just have a minute?
Chardonnay.
Chardonnay.
Charlie Parker Knowles, Assistant Consul.
Charlie Parker Knowles, Assistant Consul.
Cheers, Jeremy. Appreciate that. We had to work really hard on that one.
Cheers, Jeremy. Appreciate that. We had to work really hard on that one.
Chuck him, while you're not pregnant with his unwanted child.
Chuck him, while you're not pregnant with his unwanted child.
Circumstances change.
Circumstances change.
Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected to go out with someone
Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected to go out with someone
Climber's legs.
Climber's legs.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on, guys, I've got a very special treat lined up for lunch.
Come on, guys, I've got a very special treat lined up for lunch.
Come on, Jones, there must have been something you liked about me.
Come on, Jones, there must have been something you liked about me.
Come on, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
Come on, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
Come on, up you get.
Come on, up you get.
Come on, you two, let's crack on, shall we?
Come on, you two, let's crack on, shall we?
Come on.
Come on.
Come with me now.
Come with me now.
Couldn't bear to think of you back there in slum class, Jones.
Couldn't bear to think of you back there in slum class, Jones.
Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity,
Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity,
Daniel, I really do think
Daniel, I really do think
Daniel, thought the Madrid piece was outstanding, really original.
Daniel, thought the Madrid piece was outstanding, really original.
Daniel. Meeting?
Daniel. Meeting?
Darcy, do you have any idea what century we actually live in?
Darcy, do you have any idea what century we actually live in?
Darling Bridget...
Darling Bridget...
Darlings!
Darlings!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day
December 31st, year end summary.
December 31st, year end summary.
Define damnum sentit dominus.
Define damnum sentit dominus.
Definitely the big one.
Definitely the big one.
Derek, Horatio, Camilla.
Derek, Horatio, Camilla.
Details can be found in your in flight magazine.
Details can be found in your in flight magazine.
Did you miss me? Because Daddy missed you. Yes, he did.
Did you miss me? Because Daddy missed you. Yes, he did.
Did you see her surrounded by police, dogs, handcuffs?
Did you see her surrounded by police, dogs, handcuffs?
Different with girls, though.
Different with girls, though.
Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry.
Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry.
Disguised as close, personal friends of my parents.
Disguised as close, personal friends of my parents.
Do you affirm your love, one to the other?
Do you affirm your love, one to the other?
Do you know, I never really understood why you wanted to go out with me.
Do you know, I never really understood why you wanted to go out with me.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
Doesn't matter. It's not about looks.
Doesn't matter. It's not about looks.
Don't be. You're charming on drugs. In future, just say yes.
Don't be. You're charming on drugs. In future, just say yes.
Don't let it ruin what was gonna be a fantastic weekend shagathon.
Don't let it ruin what was gonna be a fantastic weekend shagathon.
Don't tell me. My boyfriend,
Don't tell me. My boyfriend,
Don't want to go, do you?
Don't want to go, do you?
Drown me in 16 inches of water?
Drown me in 16 inches of water?
Er, Bridget.
Er, Bridget.
Er, I, I, I just wanted to, um...
Er, I, I, I just wanted to, um...
Er, just a moment.
Er, just a moment.
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Er...
Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse
Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse
Eton?
Eton?
Even if he isn't shagging her already, he's thinking about it.
Even if he isn't shagging her already, he's thinking about it.
Even though I shouted at you and called you an arrogant arse?
Even though I shouted at you and called you an arrogant arse?
Even when you're 33 and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
Even when you're 33 and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
Ever fancied doing it in the dark with a total stranger?
Ever fancied doing it in the dark with a total stranger?
Ever since I saw you here with your hair messed that night
Ever since I saw you here with your hair messed that night
Everything under control, I see.
Everything under control, I see.
Everything will be lovely and we'll have sex in the kitchen.
Everything will be lovely and we'll have sex in the kitchen.
Except for the ones who had hair.
Except for the ones who had hair.
Except Hitler.
Except Hitler.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Fall to his knees, possibly wearing a wet white shirt,
Fall to his knees, possibly wearing a wet white shirt,
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Fiancée wife...
Fiancée wife...
Final call for all passengers to London...
Final call for all passengers to London...
Fine, though, er...
Fine, though, er...
Five weeks later.
Five weeks later.
Following the orders of the dating war command, you executed a raid.
Following the orders of the dating war command, you executed a raid.
For centuries, Western visitors have been inevitably drawn
For centuries, Western visitors have been inevitably drawn
For Christ's sakes, go!
For Christ's sakes, go!
For ten to 15 years.
For ten to 15 years.
For the second mooting night of Michaelmas term?
For the second mooting night of Michaelmas term?
Forget the Forum, definitely forget the Coliseum,
Forget the Forum, definitely forget the Coliseum,
Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example of a poof interior designer gone mad...
Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example of a poof interior designer gone mad...
Four fabulous days and seven precious hours.
Four fabulous days and seven precious hours.
Friends spend years finding you a boyfriend,
Friends spend years finding you a boyfriend,
Fuck off, Darcy, some people have jobs to do.
Fuck off, Darcy, some people have jobs to do.
Fuck, no. I make it up as I go along.
Fuck, no. I make it up as I go along.
Fuck! Stop, stop.
Fuck! Stop, stop.
Fully body to body massage.
Fully body to body massage.
Get in the cab!
Get in the cab!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Give me a close up of the porker.
Give me a close up of the porker.
Glorious sand.
Glorious sand.
God, I hope you're wearing those giant panties.
God, I hope you're wearing those giant panties.
Good afternoon again, ladies and gentlemen.
Good afternoon again, ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good. Well, that's that sorted.
Good. Well, that's that sorted.
Good. You know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy.
Good. You know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goody.
Goody.
Graham, thank you. You are the best air steward I've ever come across.
Graham, thank you. You are the best air steward I've ever come across.
Great.
Great.
Great. I'm late with mad hair and can barely breathe in scary knickers.
Great. I'm late with mad hair and can barely breathe in scary knickers.
Has there been any ill treatment here?
Has there been any ill treatment here?
He actually did releasing me from prison.
He actually did releasing me from prison.
He actually seems to be the villain of this piece.
He actually seems to be the villain of this piece.
He always speaks very warmly of you.
He always speaks very warmly of you.
He is about the only contemporary painter who can paint.
He is about the only contemporary painter who can paint.
He probably won't mention it, but you should know.
He probably won't mention it, but you should know.
He really is very, very, very nice.
He really is very, very, very nice.
He said he loves me.
He said he loves me.
He treat you bad?
He treat you bad?
He was just a messenger.
He was just a messenger.
He was just angry about Daniel Cleaver.
He was just angry about Daniel Cleaver.
He'd woken two Cabinet ministers and half of Ml5.
He'd woken two Cabinet ministers and half of Ml5.
He's a human rights lawyer, you know.
He's a human rights lawyer, you know.
He's a top human rights lawyer and he left it to someone else to get me out.
He's a top human rights lawyer and he left it to someone else to get me out.
He's also a dysfunctional, fucked up, middle aged, lost boy.
He's also a dysfunctional, fucked up, middle aged, lost boy.
He's at the office. Do you want to come in?
He's at the office. Do you want to come in?
He's given you the night off to cheer up your single friends. Sweet.
He's given you the night off to cheer up your single friends. Sweet.
Hello, Bridget.
Hello, Bridget.
Hello, darling.
Hello, darling.
Hello, darling. You look lovely.
Hello, darling. You look lovely.
Hello, it's me. I'm really, really sorry...
Hello, it's me. I'm really, really sorry...
Hello, Mark.
Hello, Mark.
Hello, Mark.
Hello, Mark.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Oh...
Hello. Oh...
Hello...
Hello...
Here I am.
Here I am.
Here we go. What are something called customary freeholds?
Here we go. What are something called customary freeholds?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Hippodamoi credemnon louestai.
Hippodamoi credemnon louestai.
Hitting me and making me take drugs. Stealing all my money and stuff.
Hitting me and making me take drugs. Stealing all my money and stuff.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hold the plane.
Hold the plane.
Hold the plane.
Hold the plane.
Honestly, this is the sort of rubbish you'd expect from fat, balding
Honestly, this is the sort of rubbish you'd expect from fat, balding
Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail
Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail
How about a lovely locust?
How about a lovely locust?
How about we go out for a bite to eat tonight?
How about we go out for a bite to eat tonight?
How can we help you, young lady?
How can we help you, young lady?
How could I be when I'm...
How could I be when I'm...
How did I do?
How did I do?
How much longer?
How much longer?
How should I live another day?
How should I live another day?
I always knew she was out of my league.
I always knew she was out of my league.
I am going to make you into a princess.
I am going to make you into a princess.
I am going to Thailand, Jones.
I am going to Thailand, Jones.
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
I believe this is the answer.
I believe this is the answer.
I called Mark the minute I landed in London.
I called Mark the minute I landed in London.
I can never tell them apart.
I can never tell them apart.
I can't believe I did that.
I can't believe I did that.
I can't believe I fell for it again.
I can't believe I fell for it again.
I can't believe we're already into group holidays
I can't believe we're already into group holidays
I can't believe you've come all this way.
I can't believe you've come all this way.
I can't see!
I can't see!
I can't ski, I can't ride, I can't speak Latin.
I can't ski, I can't ride, I can't speak Latin.
I can't wear that.
I can't wear that.
I can't. No, no, I can't.
I can't. No, no, I can't.
I cannot believe how fantastic shagging was last night.
I cannot believe how fantastic shagging was last night.
I didn't play netball. Or go to a girls' school.
I didn't play netball. Or go to a girls' school.
I didn't realize you were busy.
I didn't realize you were busy.
I do. Again.
I do. Again.
I don't know, some other fucking star that's been there for years and years.
I don't know, some other fucking star that's been there for years and years.
I don't suppose there's any circumstances
I don't suppose there's any circumstances
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I have missed you, Jones.
I have missed you, Jones.
I haven't done anything wrong.
I haven't done anything wrong.
I haven't. I was out here handling a Foreign Office case
I haven't. I was out here handling a Foreign Office case
I hope they've told the British ambassador.
I hope they've told the British ambassador.
I just wanted to tell Mr. Darcy here
I just wanted to tell Mr. Darcy here
I know I'm going to like skiing a lot.
I know I'm going to like skiing a lot.
I know there's no music playing, and it's not snowing,
I know there's no music playing, and it's not snowing,
I love you.
I love you.
I love you. I always have and I always will.
I love you. I always have and I always will.
I mean, I'm up for it if you are.
I mean, I'm up for it if you are.
I mean, if a little ahead of schedule.
I mean, if a little ahead of schedule.
I mean, look at the state of us.
I mean, look at the state of us.
I mean, they're not my favorite pair.
I mean, they're not my favorite pair.
I most certainly do. I'm passionate about it.
I most certainly do. I'm passionate about it.
I must try not to get hopes up too high.
I must try not to get hopes up too high.
I only said he was working late.
I only said he was working late.
I promise you, it's all a big mistake.
I promise you, it's all a big mistake.
I rather thought Mark might be here to meet you.
I rather thought Mark might be here to meet you.
I read you should never date someone if you can think of three reasons not to.
I read you should never date someone if you can think of three reasons not to.
I really had absolutely nothing to do with it.
I really had absolutely nothing to do with it.
I really hope that you'll be happy together.
I really hope that you'll be happy together.
I really hope that you'll be very happy together.
I really hope that you'll be very happy together.
I really, really am, for everything that happened between us.
I really, really am, for everything that happened between us.
I said I love you, for God's sake!
I said I love you, for God's sake!
I say go over there and ask him, straight out,
I say go over there and ask him, straight out,
I see.
I see.
I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl.
I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl.
I suppose you agree with them that poor people deserve to be poor?
I suppose you agree with them that poor people deserve to be poor?
I take great comfort in the fact they might kill me before things get worse.
I take great comfort in the fact they might kill me before things get worse.
I think about you all the time. And I'm so sorry,
I think about you all the time. And I'm so sorry,
I think her problem is psychological.
I think her problem is psychological.
I think I may have made a mistake inviting you
I think I may have made a mistake inviting you
I think it's high time we had another look.
I think it's high time we had another look.
I think so.
I think so.
I think you might be it.
I think you might be it.
I think you're completely off your face.
I think you're completely off your face.
I think you're gonna have to drag me.
I think you're gonna have to drag me.
I thought I might pop round for a nightcap.
I thought I might pop round for a nightcap.
I thought she was smuggling seashells, or mangoes.
I thought she was smuggling seashells, or mangoes.
I thought you were there already, doing research.
I thought you were there already, doing research.
I thought you'd broken a leg or something... Oh, God.
I thought you'd broken a leg or something... Oh, God.
I thought... Oh, I don't know what I thought.
I thought... Oh, I don't know what I thought.
I try to hide it, but every time I see you, I light up.
I try to hide it, but every time I see you, I light up.
I want to be naked.
I want to be naked.
I was in bed with my boyfriend.
I was in bed with my boyfriend.
I will fight this. I am a journalist of the highest standards and integrity.
I will fight this. I am a journalist of the highest standards and integrity.
I wish I was dead.
I wish I was dead.
I won't dignify that question with an answer.
I won't dignify that question with an answer.
I won't make a pig's ear of it.
I won't make a pig's ear of it.
I would like a pregnancy test, please.
I would like a pregnancy test, please.
I wouldn't have thought omelette would be big in Thailand.
I wouldn't have thought omelette would be big in Thailand.
I'd have said no, anyway.
I'd have said no, anyway.
I'd like to come up. You are, after all, my girlfriend.
I'd like to come up. You are, after all, my girlfriend.
I'd love to.
I'd love to.
I'll be back in literally two seconds.
I'll be back in literally two seconds.
I'll behave much better in future.
I'll behave much better in future.
I'll never fit in with your friends.
I'll never fit in with your friends.
I'll ring you later.
I'll ring you later.
I'm a girl and I met a boy.
I'm a girl and I met a boy.
I'm a serious journalist.
I'm a serious journalist.
I'm eschewing all men.
I'm eschewing all men.
I'm feeling pretty low.
I'm feeling pretty low.
I'm fine, thanks. Everything all right with you?
I'm fine, thanks. Everything all right with you?
I'm getting rather fond of Jed,
I'm getting rather fond of Jed,
I'm going to go to the loo, then I'm going to come back.
I'm going to go to the loo, then I'm going to come back.
I'm going to taste kapaluk, the ultimate delicacy.
I'm going to taste kapaluk, the ultimate delicacy.
I'm in shag therapy.
I'm in shag therapy.
I'm just disappointed I can't take you home this instant.
I'm just disappointed I can't take you home this instant.
I'm meeting him for a romantic supper.
I'm meeting him for a romantic supper.
I'm not gonna... It's...
I'm not gonna... It's...
I'm not in love with him.
I'm not in love with him.
I'm on the phone.
I'm on the phone.
I'm only going to ask you one more time. Did you see her?
I'm only going to ask you one more time. Did you see her?
I'm quite busy with important stuff too...
I'm quite busy with important stuff too...
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm disturbing you.
I'm sorry, I'm disturbing you.
I'm sure you were dutiful and very polite, as usual.
I'm sure you were dutiful and very polite, as usual.
I'm with the Mexican ambassador, the head of Amnesty International
I'm with the Mexican ambassador, the head of Amnesty International
I've actually been meaning to ask this for quite some time.
I've actually been meaning to ask this for quite some time.
I've been in a functional relationship
I've been in a functional relationship
I've been looking forward to this.
I've been looking forward to this.
I've found my happy ending at last.
I've found my happy ending at last.
I've got all the papers here and I'm sure we can sort it out.
I've got all the papers here and I'm sure we can sort it out.
I've had the fabulous idea of inviting your parents.
I've had the fabulous idea of inviting your parents.
I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback.
I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback.
I've just never really found the right way to put it.
I've just never really found the right way to put it.
I've never been happier in my entire life.
I've never been happier in my entire life.
I've put you next to Giles Benwick.
I've put you next to Giles Benwick.
If I'm going in, you're coming with me.
If I'm going in, you're coming with me.
If you cast me off and leave me
If you cast me off and leave me
If you had asked me tonight,
If you had asked me tonight,
If you have a message for Mark Darcy, speak after the tone.
If you have a message for Mark Darcy, speak after the tone.
If you have chucked me, please change your mind,
If you have chucked me, please change your mind,
If you know what I mean, eh?
If you know what I mean, eh?
If you want something smooth on your wall,
If you want something smooth on your wall,
If you're gonna be dull, I'm going to plunge back into Mrs. Dalloway,
If you're gonna be dull, I'm going to plunge back into Mrs. Dalloway,
If you're so obsessed with Bridget Jones, why don't you just marry her?
If you're so obsessed with Bridget Jones, why don't you just marry her?
Important with someone.
Important with someone.
In an afternoon full of all sorts of things,
In an afternoon full of all sorts of things,
In fact, there's a question I've been meaning to ask you.
In fact, there's a question I've been meaning to ask you.
In here?
In here?
In one hour, he'll be coming in his secretary's mouth
In one hour, he'll be coming in his secretary's mouth
In Riyadh. Then Mark flew to Dubai where he identified Jed,
In Riyadh. Then Mark flew to Dubai where he identified Jed,
In which case,
In which case,
In which you would ever consider
In which you would ever consider
Indeed, nothing symbolizes Thailand's extraordinary fusion of East and West,
Indeed, nothing symbolizes Thailand's extraordinary fusion of East and West,
Inns of Court, please. Fast as you can.
Inns of Court, please. Fast as you can.
Is he taking you to the Law Council Dinner?
Is he taking you to the Law Council Dinner?
Is that your most serious skirt, Jones?
Is that your most serious skirt, Jones?
Is this the man with whom you were seen taking hallucinogenic mushrooms
Is this the man with whom you were seen taking hallucinogenic mushrooms
It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room
It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room
It is a magic mushroom omelette, isn't it?
It is a magic mushroom omelette, isn't it?
It is Daniel Cleaver.
It is Daniel Cleaver.
It just sort of fizzied over.
It just sort of fizzied over.
It really wasn't my fault.
It really wasn't my fault.
It turns out I have a problem. I go to meetings, talk about my feelings.
It turns out I have a problem. I go to meetings, talk about my feelings.
It was me who recommended the place.
It was me who recommended the place.
It was, as usual, crammed full
It was, as usual, crammed full
It's 13 hours for this trip. I need some in flight entertainment.
It's 13 hours for this trip. I need some in flight entertainment.
It's a lot worse than I thought.
It's a lot worse than I thought.
It's a very important evening.
It's a very important evening.
It's all about a badly behaved prince who finds true love with a beautiful,
It's all about a badly behaved prince who finds true love with a beautiful,
It's all about confidence and trust. Mark would never betray me.
It's all about confidence and trust. Mark would never betray me.
It's called The Smooth Guide. Making culture bearable.
It's called The Smooth Guide. Making culture bearable.
It's got to be time for something not shit.
It's got to be time for something not shit.
It's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents.
It's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents.
It's not mine.
It's not mine.
It's the next logical step. I think Thailand is first on the list.
It's the next logical step. I think Thailand is first on the list.
Janey Osborne. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea
Janey Osborne. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea
Jed planned the whole thing.
Jed planned the whole thing.
Jed was arrested and extradited back to Britain. Then Mark flew to Bangkok,
Jed was arrested and extradited back to Britain. Then Mark flew to Bangkok,
Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert.
Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert.
Jolly good. What is an overreaching conveyance?
Jolly good. What is an overreaching conveyance?
Jones. Bridget Jones, you come now.
Jones. Bridget Jones, you come now.
Just a bit... nervous.
Just a bit... nervous.
Just a few tiny leaving presents. No luxuries.
Just a few tiny leaving presents. No luxuries.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
Just five.
Just five.
Just the way she is,
Just the way she is,
Kinder! I am on back...
Kinder! I am on back...
Lawyers who work with Mark.
Lawyers who work with Mark.
Let's get a drink.
Let's get a drink.
Let's get on with it.
Let's get on with it.
Let's just say
Let's just say
Lf, er, if I ever do decide to, um...
Lf, er, if I ever do decide to, um...
Like a vir gin, touched for the very first time.
Like a vir gin, touched for the very first time.
Like you and me, you mean?
Like you and me, you mean?
Listen, I know this evening didn't go exactly as planned,
Listen, I know this evening didn't go exactly as planned,
Listen, listen, listen...
Listen, listen, listen...
Listen, they're prepared to drop all charges against you
Listen, they're prepared to drop all charges against you
Look, er...
Look, er...
Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,
Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,
Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,
Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,
Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.
Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.
Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.
Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.
Lovely to see you, Bridget.
Lovely to see you, Bridget.
Lucky Star.
Lucky Star.
Maken ze lieben. Er, with me.
Maken ze lieben. Er, with me.
Mark Darcy definitely...
Mark Darcy definitely...
Mark Darcy is perfect.
Mark Darcy is perfect.
Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there?
Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there?
Mark?
Mark?
Mark?
Mark?
Marriage proposals, one.
Marriage proposals, one.
Maybe I'll ring him.
Maybe I'll ring him.
Maybe like this, but maybe like this.
Maybe like this, but maybe like this.
Maybe they got Shazzer as well.
Maybe they got Shazzer as well.
Me too.
Me too.
Me? With Daniel Cleaver?
Me? With Daniel Cleaver?
Meet me at Debenhams at twelve o'clock.
Meet me at Debenhams at twelve o'clock.
Mit baby.
Mit baby.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Morning, Bridget. Late again.
Morning, Bridget. Late again.
Morning, Rach.
Morning, Rach.
Mother.
Mother.
Mr. and Mrs. Darcy.
Mr. and Mrs. Darcy.
Mrs. Darcy.
Mrs. Darcy.
Mum... I thought we were going to have something to eat.
Mum... I thought we were going to have something to eat.
My boyfriend, he say he love me.
My boyfriend, he say he love me.
My entire life has been leading up to this very moment.
My entire life has been leading up to this very moment.
My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme,
My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme,
My legs only come up to here and yes, I will always be a little bit fat.
My legs only come up to here and yes, I will always be a little bit fat.
My lords, ladies and gentlemen, let the quiz begin.
My lords, ladies and gentlemen, let the quiz begin.
My name Phrao.
My name Phrao.
My only grown up friend. Married to Mark's partner.
My only grown up friend. Married to Mark's partner.
Name the character in Footballers' Wives
Name the character in Footballers' Wives
Never.
Never.
Next minute, you're never going to see them again.
Next minute, you're never going to see them again.
Next time, I will not fuck it up...
Next time, I will not fuck it up...
No fucking room in the fucking suitcase.
No fucking room in the fucking suitcase.
No hope there.
No hope there.
No, I'm Bridget Jones.
No, I'm Bridget Jones.
No, I'm not. I'm going to the Law Council Dinner.
No, I'm not. I'm going to the Law Council Dinner.
No, it can't be.
No, it can't be.
No, it really, really is touched.
No, it really, really is touched.
No, no, no, Bridget, listen...
No, no, no, Bridget, listen...
No, no, no, please, say what you have to say, young lady.
No, no, no, please, say what you have to say, young lady.
No, no, thank you. The mini spotted dick rather finished me off.
No, no, thank you. The mini spotted dick rather finished me off.
No, no. Well, I mean...
No, no. Well, I mean...
No, no...
No, no...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. God, no.
No. God, no.
No. I won't do it.
No. I won't do it.
No. No, no, no. No, wait.
No. No, no, no. No, wait.
No. The fact is The Smooth Guide is doing very well with women,
No. The fact is The Smooth Guide is doing very well with women,
Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac,
Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac,
Not a single one. Not even from your mother.
Not a single one. Not even from your mother.
Not a very funny one.
Not a very funny one.
Not good.
Not good.
Not if you go on calling everyone balding, upper middle class twits.
Not if you go on calling everyone balding, upper middle class twits.
Not now. Not in a million years from now.
Not now. Not in a million years from now.
Not some boorish bint in a bikini.
Not some boorish bint in a bikini.
Not too bad, actually.
Not too bad, actually.
Nothing. Er, come back later, please. Thank you very much.
Nothing. Er, come back later, please. Thank you very much.
Now I want to see your hands poised over those bells. Ready?
Now I want to see your hands poised over those bells. Ready?
Now it has.
Now it has.
Now you're really angry with me.
Now you're really angry with me.
Now, for our final and deciding round,
Now, for our final and deciding round,
Now, let's see, there are any number of things, um...
Now, let's see, there are any number of things, um...
Number of current boyfriends: zero.
Number of current boyfriends: zero.
Obviously it's important to tell one's boyfriend how nice he looks naked,
Obviously it's important to tell one's boyfriend how nice he looks naked,
Obviously not. Probably still out with Bridget.
Obviously not. Probably still out with Bridget.
Of course not.
Of course not.
Of tradition and innovation, better than this.
Of tradition and innovation, better than this.
Oh, Bridget, what are you doing?
Oh, Bridget, what are you doing?
Oh, Christ, what now?
Oh, Christ, what now?
Oh, come on, Jones, it was just a silly joke.
Oh, come on, Jones, it was just a silly joke.
Oh, Daddy's home.
Oh, Daddy's home.
Oh, dear. Is this the end of my career?
Oh, dear. Is this the end of my career?
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, 28 hours.
Oh, God, 28 hours.
Oh, God, I'm never going to get married
Oh, God, I'm never going to get married
Oh, God, I've done it.
Oh, God, I've done it.
Oh, God, please don't chuck me.
Oh, God, please don't chuck me.
Oh, God, please don't chuck me.
Oh, God, please don't chuck me.
Oh, God! What is that?
Oh, God! What is that?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. I'm pregnant.
Oh, God. I'm pregnant.
Oh, God. I'm very worried.
Oh, God. I'm very worried.
Oh, God. I've been the world's biggest fool.
Oh, God. I've been the world's biggest fool.
Oh, God. It is Will you marry me?
Oh, God. It is Will you marry me?
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh.
Oh, God. Oh.
Oh, goody. I love quizzes.
Oh, goody. I love quizzes.
Oh, it's good to be home.
Oh, it's good to be home.
Oh, my bloody God and fuck.
Oh, my bloody God and fuck.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. That's...
Oh, my God. That's...
Oh, my old friends.
Oh, my old friends.
Oh, no, it's not possible.
Oh, no, it's not possible.
Oh, no! No, no, not pregnant.
Oh, no! No, no, not pregnant.
Oh, no. No, no, I don't think I will.
Oh, no. No, no, I don't think I will.
Oh, please. You don't know about astronomy.
Oh, please. You don't know about astronomy.
Oh, plenty of time to butter them up at the Law Council Dinner next Friday.
Oh, plenty of time to butter them up at the Law Council Dinner next Friday.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Oh, same sort of thing, really.
Oh, same sort of thing, really.
Oh, sod it. Now, look,
Oh, sod it. Now, look,
Oh, stop it, all of you.
Oh, stop it, all of you.
Oh, stupid Bridget, stupid friends.
Oh, stupid Bridget, stupid friends.
Oh, um...
Oh, um...
Oh, you're absolutely right.
Oh, you're absolutely right.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Can't. I have to go out with my boyfriend.
Oh. Can't. I have to go out with my boyfriend.
Oh. How lovely.
Oh. How lovely.
Oh. I forgot about you.
Oh. I forgot about you.
Oh. I was just talking about you.
Oh. I was just talking about you.
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh. Oh, God.
Oh. Right, well...
Oh. Right, well...
Oh. Shame.
Oh. Shame.
Oh. Well, I'm sure he's just forgotten.
Oh. Well, I'm sure he's just forgotten.
Oh. What about all those lawyers?
Oh. What about all those lawyers?
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... Fine.
Oh... Fine.
Ohhh.
Ohhh.
OK, I left her at the airport. I shouldn't have done that.
OK, I left her at the airport. I shouldn't have done that.
On the other hand, if you haven't,
On the other hand, if you haven't,
Once again I was summoned, kicking and screaming,
Once again I was summoned, kicking and screaming,
One minute, you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world,
One minute, you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world,
One.
One.
Only you.
Only you.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Open your fucking parachute!
Open your fucking parachute!
Or a safe and exhilarating hobby?
Or a safe and exhilarating hobby?
Or her. But definitely not me.
Or her. But definitely not me.
Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah.
Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah.
Or to put it another way, 71 ecstatic shags.
Or to put it another way, 71 ecstatic shags.
Order for what?
Order for what?
Particularly the unsavory incident in the communal showers.
Particularly the unsavory incident in the communal showers.
Perhaps we should go out for lunch tomorrow. Get out of the grump.
Perhaps we should go out for lunch tomorrow. Get out of the grump.
Perhaps you'd like to come up and have a little look?
Perhaps you'd like to come up and have a little look?
Perhaps you've already found her.
Perhaps you've already found her.
Please be wearing the giant panties.
Please be wearing the giant panties.
Please behave better next time we go out. Stuck up snob.
Please behave better next time we go out. Stuck up snob.
Please write as soon as you can.
Please write as soon as you can.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Plus of course, there is a very high perv quotient.
Plus of course, there is a very high perv quotient.
Poland. And it has a sea coast.
Poland. And it has a sea coast.
Pounds lost, minus one.
Pounds lost, minus one.
Prison stays, one.
Prison stays, one.
Pull the thingy or you will die!
Pull the thingy or you will die!
Reaffirming our vows. You are going to be a bridesmaid,
Reaffirming our vows. You are going to be a bridesmaid,
Really? Strong words from somebody who doesn't know where Germany is.
Really? Strong words from somebody who doesn't know where Germany is.
Rebecca Gillies. I've been so looking forward to meeting you
Rebecca Gillies. I've been so looking forward to meeting you
Rebecca. What are you doing here?
Rebecca. What are you doing here?
Relieved at last to throw myself into serious journalistic work.
Relieved at last to throw myself into serious journalistic work.
Remember, we are trying to reduce your body size by 15 per cent.
Remember, we are trying to reduce your body size by 15 per cent.
Reporting to you from a big vat of excrement.
Reporting to you from a big vat of excrement.
Right, good. Will you step outside, please?
Right, good. Will you step outside, please?
Right, I'll see you at base camp, then.
Right, I'll see you at base camp, then.
Right, let us begin.
Right, let us begin.
Right, moment of truth awaits.
Right, moment of truth awaits.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Rubbish. Mark's above all that nonsense.
Rubbish. Mark's above all that nonsense.
Same old creep.
Same old creep.
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
Saudi Arabia, where Mark was waiting with the police.
Saudi Arabia, where Mark was waiting with the police.
Say something to Mark.
Say something to Mark.
See ya, babes.
See ya, babes.
She actually got engaged on the night of the Law Council Dinner.
She actually got engaged on the night of the Law Council Dinner.
She's bloated.
She's bloated.
She's gone all frigid.
She's gone all frigid.
She's only 22. She's got legs up to here.
She's only 22. She's got legs up to here.
She's pregnant!
She's pregnant!
Since having found out that his girlfriend is actually a lesbian...
Since having found out that his girlfriend is actually a lesbian...
Sit outside while you finish.
Sit outside while you finish.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
So logically, mathematically, even,
So logically, mathematically, even,
So Mark rang the Home Secretary who rang our ambassador...
So Mark rang the Home Secretary who rang our ambassador...
So no hope there?
So no hope there?
So that the next time a better woman comes along,
So that the next time a better woman comes along,
So true, Bridget. Even I, fight it as I may, am no exception.
So true, Bridget. Even I, fight it as I may, am no exception.
So unless we find this, this Jed fellow and get a full confession,
So unless we find this, this Jed fellow and get a full confession,
So what's the alternative? Sleeping in his parents' bed,
So what's the alternative? Sleeping in his parents' bed,
So, Admiral, out on the high seas. How was it?
So, Admiral, out on the high seas. How was it?
So, as you can see, the incredible truth is
So, as you can see, the incredible truth is
So, er, your girlfriend is a lesbian.
So, er, your girlfriend is a lesbian.
So, Mark, Bridget, when are you two lovebirds going to name the day?
So, Mark, Bridget, when are you two lovebirds going to name the day?
So, romantic getaway has turned into lawyer's reunion.
So, romantic getaway has turned into lawyer's reunion.
Some girls...
Some girls...
Some people have terrible personal problems,
Some people have terrible personal problems,
Someone else?
Someone else?
Something like 15 to 20 years.
Something like 15 to 20 years.
Sorry I didn't write. I've just been so busy.
Sorry I didn't write. I've just been so busy.
Sorry, everyone, sorry. It's my stalker.
Sorry, everyone, sorry. It's my stalker.
Sorry, it's the door.
Sorry, it's the door.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Speaking purely unselfishly, I worry about you.
Speaking purely unselfishly, I worry about you.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop! Enough. Enough.
Stop! Enough. Enough.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Such lovely colors!
Such lovely colors!
Superior copyhold.
Superior copyhold.
Suppose I said you were pretty good too?
Suppose I said you were pretty good too?
Sure, right.
Sure, right.
Surely Shazzer would have raised the alert.
Surely Shazzer would have raised the alert.
Surprise!
Surprise!
Ten years of this? I
Ten years of this? I
Thailand has long called travelers from around the globe
Thailand has long called travelers from around the globe
Thank God you're here.
Thank God you're here.
Thank you very much, Daniel. I had a nice time.
Thank you very much, Daniel. I had a nice time.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. This is worse than school.
Thank you. This is worse than school.
That I heard what magnificent work
That I heard what magnificent work
That is Orion's Belt.
That is Orion's Belt.
That was lovely.
That was lovely.
That we suffered from a fatal incompatibility.
That we suffered from a fatal incompatibility.
That would be a weird, Oedipus like thought.
That would be a weird, Oedipus like thought.
That you don't need to fix her.
That you don't need to fix her.
That you should go and fuck yourself.
That you should go and fuck yourself.
That you're never allowed to remove again.
That you're never allowed to remove again.
That's a bit of an overstatement.
That's a bit of an overstatement.
That's it, over there.
That's it, over there.
That's not your coat.
That's not your coat.
That's pointless, because I have a very high regard for your wobbly bits
That's pointless, because I have a very high regard for your wobbly bits
That's the point of those dinners.
That's the point of those dinners.
That's why he snogged Shazzer, who's much older than him
That's why he snogged Shazzer, who's much older than him
The best?
The best?
The Big, Juicy Apple.
The Big, Juicy Apple.
The bore is everyone who gets caught has exactly the same story,
The bore is everyone who gets caught has exactly the same story,
The category is contemporary culture.
The category is contemporary culture.
The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running.
The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running.
The correct answer is Lucky Star.
The correct answer is Lucky Star.
The Darcys rang to say how pleased they were you were out.
The Darcys rang to say how pleased they were you were out.
The Emmanuels.
The Emmanuels.
The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry.
The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry.
The horse wasn't quite telling you the truth.
The horse wasn't quite telling you the truth.
The Legal Eagles.
The Legal Eagles.
The moment I arrive here, I almost feel an irresistible pull...
The moment I arrive here, I almost feel an irresistible pull...
The most important thing, of course, is to look absolutely wonderful
The most important thing, of course, is to look absolutely wonderful
The mushrooms don't actually seem to be working.
The mushrooms don't actually seem to be working.
The people you see outside the tube every day are there by choice.
The people you see outside the tube every day are there by choice.
The question is do you know the location of your arsehole?
The question is do you know the location of your arsehole?
The thing is I ran into Janey Osborne,
The thing is I ran into Janey Osborne,
The thing where you said you're not, um...
The thing where you said you're not, um...
The way I look at it, in everyone's life, there's a certain amount of shit.
The way I look at it, in everyone's life, there's a certain amount of shit.
The winners of the 42nd Annual Law Council Quiz are...
The winners of the 42nd Annual Law Council Quiz are...
Then he make me take heroin drug.
Then he make me take heroin drug.
Then he start to hit me. Make me work on street.
Then he start to hit me. Make me work on street.
Then instantly tell you to dump him.
Then instantly tell you to dump him.
Then it has to be said that the view from my balcony is quite outstanding.
Then it has to be said that the view from my balcony is quite outstanding.
Then you know all about it. You think you've found the right man,
Then you know all about it. You think you've found the right man,
Then you know he's shagging her.
Then you know he's shagging her.
There is nothing a pill can do to help her.
There is nothing a pill can do to help her.
There's room in mine. Give me something.
There's room in mine. Give me something.
There's usually something interesting and allegorical,
There's usually something interesting and allegorical,
They're delicious.
They're delicious.
They've dropped the charges and they're letting me go.
They've dropped the charges and they're letting me go.
Things have turned out pretty shitty.
Things have turned out pretty shitty.
Thinking about trusting me again?
Thinking about trusting me again?
This is a holiday in heaven.
This is a holiday in heaven.
This is Bridget Jones reporting from a big vat of excrement.
This is Bridget Jones reporting from a big vat of excrement.
This is not just a mini break.
This is not just a mini break.
Three whole years.
Three whole years.
Three, two, one... cue Bridget.
Three, two, one... cue Bridget.
Tiny, tiny misunderstanding to do with an enormous stash of cocaine.
Tiny, tiny misunderstanding to do with an enormous stash of cocaine.
To fight for me.
To fight for me.
To his children, I mean, not to me.
To his children, I mean, not to me.
To make damn sure they'd let you go.
To make damn sure they'd let you go.
To my mother's turkey curry buffet,
To my mother's turkey curry buffet,
To some of Bangkok's oldest sanctuaries.
To some of Bangkok's oldest sanctuaries.
To unite this couple.
To unite this couple.
Told a tiny lie about being an extremely experienced skier.
Told a tiny lie about being an extremely experienced skier.
Tosser. Talking of which, how is Mark Darcy?
Tosser. Talking of which, how is Mark Darcy?
Totally undisturbed...
Totally undisturbed...
Tra la!
Tra la!
Tra la!
Tra la!
Translate reddendo singula singulis into Ancient Greek.
Translate reddendo singula singulis into Ancient Greek.
Trust me on this one.
Trust me on this one.
Trust me...
Trust me...
Try it with the dress.
Try it with the dress.
Two seconds, I'll be straight down.
Two seconds, I'll be straight down.
Um, right next to, of course, um...
Um, right next to, of course, um...
Um, shall we...
Um, shall we...
Um, which has probably ended already,
Um, which has probably ended already,
Um...
Um...
Um... Anyway, I hope lunch with the parents went well.
Um... Anyway, I hope lunch with the parents went well.
Um... Excellent graph.
Um... Excellent graph.
Unfortunately, yes. You see, the problematic thing is...
Unfortunately, yes. You see, the problematic thing is...
Unless you've come to chuck me once and for all.
Unless you've come to chuck me once and for all.
Very black.
Very black.
Very good hair, Jones.
Very good hair, Jones.
Very romantic, very relaxing.
Very romantic, very relaxing.
W what?
W what?
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Was every look I ever gave you a lie?
Was every look I ever gave you a lie?
Was I better than Mark Darcy?
Was I better than Mark Darcy?
We could flatten it with Brylcreem.
We could flatten it with Brylcreem.
We don't have much time and I need you to identify someone for me.
We don't have much time and I need you to identify someone for me.
We went to his office and within half an hour,
We went to his office and within half an hour,
We're about to offer a wide range of duty free items.
We're about to offer a wide range of duty free items.
We've just stepped out into the corridor,
We've just stepped out into the corridor,
Well, almost nothing.
Well, almost nothing.
Well, er...
Well, er...
Well, er...
Well, er...
Well, good luck. Glad I could be of help.
Well, good luck. Glad I could be of help.
Well, he was very, very, very naughty.
Well, he was very, very, very naughty.
Well, how sticky?
Well, how sticky?
Well, I suppose I'll be getting back to my little hut now.
Well, I suppose I'll be getting back to my little hut now.
Well, I'll think about it.
Well, I'll think about it.
Well, I'm not gonna say it now.
Well, I'm not gonna say it now.
Well, it's definitely the end of something...
Well, it's definitely the end of something...
Well, maybe it is romantic
Well, maybe it is romantic
Well, maybe not award winning, but I have been to lots of award ceremonies.
Well, maybe not award winning, but I have been to lots of award ceremonies.
Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home.
Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home.
Well, thank God for Mark Darcy. I mean, he might be a boring arse,
Well, thank God for Mark Darcy. I mean, he might be a boring arse,
Well, that's awful. There is nothing funny in this at all.
Well, that's awful. There is nothing funny in this at all.
Well, they were balding, upper middle class twits.
Well, they were balding, upper middle class twits.
Well, this is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain,
Well, this is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain,
Well, tonight you were an arrogant arse.
Well, tonight you were an arrogant arse.
Well, um...
Well, um...
Well, what are you gonna do now?
Well, what are you gonna do now?
Well... let's see, shall we?
Well... let's see, shall we?
Well... you have a nice car.
Well... you have a nice car.
What about a wig? Lawyers love wigs.
What about a wig? Lawyers love wigs.
What about you, Bijjit? What your bad boyfriend do?
What about you, Bijjit? What your bad boyfriend do?
What do you think of the whole jacket/trouser combination?
What do you think of the whole jacket/trouser combination?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What happens after you walk off into the sunset?
What happens after you walk off into the sunset?
What if I am pregnant?
What if I am pregnant?
What is Daniel Cleaver doing on the television?
What is Daniel Cleaver doing on the television?
What is rack rent? When was breach of promise abolished?
What is rack rent? When was breach of promise abolished?
What is the correct grace used in the Inner Temple
What is the correct grace used in the Inner Temple
What is this special power you hold over me, Jones?
What is this special power you hold over me, Jones?
What is wrong?
What is wrong?
What was the name of Madonna's first UK single?
What was the name of Madonna's first UK single?
What?
What?
What's going on in there?
What's going on in there?
What's our film?
What's our film?
What's the angle? I interview some rocket scientist
What's the angle? I interview some rocket scientist
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's your name? Mine's Olive.
What's your name? Mine's Olive.
Where he never asks me. And with legs up to here?
Where he never asks me. And with legs up to here?
Where I've had some of the most shaming experiences of my life.
Where I've had some of the most shaming experiences of my life.
Where is it? Where is Germany?
Where is it? Where is Germany?
Where was I? Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.
Where was I? Oh, yes... Mark Darcy.
Which I think you'd like very much, Jones.
Which I think you'd like very much, Jones.
Which is extremely lenient, given the circumstances.
Which is extremely lenient, given the circumstances.
Which is in Lyon. They located Jed in Dubai,
Which is in Lyon. They located Jed in Dubai,
Which is practically the same thing.
Which is practically the same thing.
Which sea?
Which sea?
While he looks through my skirt with X ray glasses?
While he looks through my skirt with X ray glasses?
Who cares about the odd professional hiccup?
Who cares about the odd professional hiccup?
Who did the design for Princess Diana's wedding dress?
Who did the design for Princess Diana's wedding dress?
Who in fact turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy.
Who in fact turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy.
Who is about to show me her diptych.
Who is about to show me her diptych.
Who is Rebecca Gillies? What's she doing going into my boyfriend's house?
Who is Rebecca Gillies? What's she doing going into my boyfriend's house?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Who said she'd just seen you with this girl, with really long legs,
Who said she'd just seen you with this girl, with really long legs,
Who thought Iran was David Bowie's wife, and who didn't know where Germany was.
Who thought Iran was David Bowie's wife, and who didn't know where Germany was.
Who told you that?
Who told you that?
Who was impounded and pushed out into...
Who was impounded and pushed out into...
Who, in one memorable episode, set fire to her own breasts.
Who, in one memorable episode, set fire to her own breasts.
Who's now solidly in position for the bronze.
Who's now solidly in position for the bronze.
Who's this? An eccentric but exhilarating performance
Who's this? An eccentric but exhilarating performance
Who's, who's so fantastic...
Who's, who's so fantastic...
Why are you dancing around in that tent?
Why are you dancing around in that tent?
Why didn't you speak to me all night?
Why didn't you speak to me all night?
Why do you avoid and scorn me?
Why do you avoid and scorn me?
With an adult male for six wonderful weeks,
With an adult male for six wonderful weeks,
With some of the most dangerous perverts in the UK,
With some of the most dangerous perverts in the UK,
Without one shouting at the other.
Without one shouting at the other.
Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father.
Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father.
Wonderful people, the Thais. Particularly the young ladies.
Wonderful people, the Thais. Particularly the young ladies.
Wonderful, loyal Mark Darcy...
Wonderful, loyal Mark Darcy...
Wouldn't you like to be my little Girl Guide?
Wouldn't you like to be my little Girl Guide?
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, very good. Tested my resolve.
Yeah, very good. Tested my resolve.
Yes, but you must remember we split up.
Yes, but you must remember we split up.
Yes, fine, thanks.
Yes, fine, thanks.
Yes, he sounds the most frightful shit.
Yes, he sounds the most frightful shit.
Yes, I did see her.
Yes, I did see her.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, that's him, but I think you should know...
Yes, that's him, but I think you should know...
Yes, that's him, that's Jed.
Yes, that's him, that's Jed.
Yes, we know.
Yes, we know.
Yes, well that is a very, very famous star.
Yes, well that is a very, very famous star.
Yes, well, I'm sure it is.
Yes, well, I'm sure it is.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations.
Yes. The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations.
Yesterday, you with Maria. She say you big tipper.
Yesterday, you with Maria. She say you big tipper.
You all right?
You all right?
You always wonder how it's going to work out at the end of the story.
You always wonder how it's going to work out at the end of the story.
You and me stumbled into the VIP room by mistake
You and me stumbled into the VIP room by mistake
You are lovely colors.
You are lovely colors.
You can't do this. I'm English.
You can't do this. I'm English.
You could do worse than John Currin.
You could do worse than John Currin.
You do know that it's a fact that most lawyer's wives die of boredom?
You do know that it's a fact that most lawyer's wives die of boredom?
You have absolutely no messages.
You have absolutely no messages.
You hold the front, I'll hold the back. One, two, three...
You hold the front, I'll hold the back. One, two, three...
You know what, mate?
You know what, mate?
You know, bat for the other side...
You know, bat for the other side...
You know, I've had it up to here with this hotel.
You know, I've had it up to here with this hotel.
You know, Jones, if stargazing is something that interests you,
You know, Jones, if stargazing is something that interests you,
You lend me. One day, two cigarette.
You lend me. One day, two cigarette.
You look down your nose at absolutely everyone,
You look down your nose at absolutely everyone,
You made order for 10.30.
You made order for 10.30.
You might be needing this in the future.
You might be needing this in the future.
You must be so pleased to have a boyfriend at last.
You must be so pleased to have a boyfriend at last.
You say I've got a question to ask you
You say I've got a question to ask you
You say...
You say...
You see the trouble is it was me who chucked him.
You see the trouble is it was me who chucked him.
You see, there's the high fliers, like Annabel and Mark Darcy
You see, there's the high fliers, like Annabel and Mark Darcy
You see, you can never muster the strength...
You see, you can never muster the strength...
You seem to have made quite an impression.
You seem to have made quite an impression.
You will be on your way in exactly three seconds.
You will be on your way in exactly three seconds.
You're my friend?
You're my friend?
You're only gonna ask me one more time?
You're only gonna ask me one more time?
You're outside.
You're outside.
You're pulling my hair!
You're pulling my hair!
You're right.
You're right.
You're sexy. You make me laugh.
You're sexy. You make me laugh.
You're welcome. I'm just the messenger. The order came from above.
You're welcome. I'm just the messenger. The order came from above.
You've got it completely wrong.
You've got it completely wrong.
Your sex life doesn't concern me at all.
Your sex life doesn't concern me at all.
10.30.
10.30.
♪ I don't wanna lose your love... Here.
♪ I don't wanna lose your love... Here.
♪ Loving you... Well, he thinks I have anyway,
♪ Loving you... Well, he thinks I have anyway,
♪ Stop... You are a very demanding man.
♪ Stop... You are a very demanding man.
♪ They could have made two...
♪ They could have made two...
♪ Think ♪ Think
♪ Think ♪ Think
♪ Think think ♪ Let your mind go...
♪ Think think ♪ Let your mind go...
♪ Your love I'll keep for evermore As I was saying.
♪ Your love I'll keep for evermore As I was saying.
15 years? Or maybe ten if we're lucky.
15 years? Or maybe ten if we're lucky.
after everything Mark's told me. Why? What's he said?
after everything Mark's told me. Why? What's he said?
Ah. Shall we?
Ah. Shall we?
All right? Mmm.
All right? Mmm.
Another Mark Darcy. Or maybe something like Huck.
Another Mark Darcy. Or maybe something like Huck.
Are you really pregnant? Well, give it three minutes.
Are you really pregnant? Well, give it three minutes.
Bar going up. No. What? Why?
Bar going up. No. What? Why?
Becky, who is it? Becky?
Becky, who is it? Becky?
Bridget Jones? What sound is that?
Bridget Jones? What sound is that?
Bridget Jones. Bridget, it's Mark.
Bridget Jones. Bridget, it's Mark.
Bridget, open the chute.
Bridget, open the chute.
Bridget, will you stop?
Bridget, will you stop?
Bridget! Bridget! Over here!
Bridget! Bridget! Over here!
Bridget! It's just a misunderstanding.
Bridget! It's just a misunderstanding.
Bridget. Hello.
Bridget. Hello.
Bridget. Start again.
Bridget. Start again.
but perhaps... Bridge, Bridge Bridge, Bridge.
but perhaps... Bridge, Bridge Bridge, Bridge.
Can you think of three? Yes.
Can you think of three? Yes.
Condom? Nein. Nein, nein.
Condom? Nein. Nein, nein.
Correct. Excellent, Bridget.
Correct. Excellent, Bridget.
Did you mean that thing you said? What thing?
Did you mean that thing you said? What thing?
Did you see her? Out. Out it.
Did you see her? Out. Out it.
Didn't Mark tell you we were coming? No, he didn't.
Didn't Mark tell you we were coming? No, he didn't.
Disaster. Actually, can we take a tiny detour?
Disaster. Actually, can we take a tiny detour?
End of story. Oh, no, it's not.
End of story. Oh, no, it's not.
Everything all right? Yeah, sure.
Everything all right? Yeah, sure.
Everything in miniature. Mini treacle tart, Admiral Darcy?
Everything in miniature. Mini treacle tart, Admiral Darcy?
Excuse me? I am a top television journalist,
Excuse me? I am a top television journalist,
Fuck off! No, you're going in, Cleaver!
Fuck off! No, you're going in, Cleaver!
Fuck! What?
Fuck! What?
Fuckity fuck. Sorry.
Fuckity fuck. Sorry.
Go on, then. What?
Go on, then. What?
He must still love me. He fucking must.
He must still love me. He fucking must.
He's a human rights lawyer. I know.
He's a human rights lawyer. I know.
He's young enough to be your grandson. I know. Isn't that great?
He's young enough to be your grandson. I know. Isn't that great?
Hello, Bridget. Hello, Una.
Hello, Bridget. Hello, Una.
Hello, darling. Hello, Dad. How's it going?
Hello, darling. Hello, Dad. How's it going?
Hello, Giles. Hello, Bridget.
Hello, Giles. Hello, Bridget.
Hello, gorgeous. Hello.
Hello, gorgeous. Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. I think you should go to the ladies.
Hello. I think you should go to the ladies.
Holiday, indeed, yes.
Holiday, indeed, yes.
Horatio? Yes, Horatio.
Horatio? Yes, Horatio.
How are you feeling? Completely embarrassed.
How are you feeling? Completely embarrassed.
I absolutely can change. I need to change.
I absolutely can change. I need to change.
I didn't mean you. No, of course not.
I didn't mean you. No, of course not.
I don't believe you. I'm trying...
I don't believe you. I'm trying...
I don't want a shagathon. No, nor do I. Nor do I.
I don't want a shagathon. No, nor do I. Nor do I.
I prefer what's underneath it. Uncle Geoffrey!
I prefer what's underneath it. Uncle Geoffrey!
I preferred you in the gold. No, whatever you do, not the gold.
I preferred you in the gold. No, whatever you do, not the gold.
I said I love you. I'm sorry, I missed that again.
I said I love you. I'm sorry, I missed that again.
I won't let you down, Richard. Precisely.
I won't let you down, Richard. Precisely.
I, I can't see anywhere soft to land. How about on your arse?
I, I can't see anywhere soft to land. How about on your arse?
I'll call when I've finished. Excellent.
I'll call when I've finished. Excellent.
I'm looking... For more. I feel I can change.
I'm looking... For more. I feel I can change.
I'm suicidally depressed. Don't be silly, Bridget.
I'm suicidally depressed. Don't be silly, Bridget.
I've been coming since I was 11. Really?
I've been coming since I was 11. Really?
I've given up again. Shame. I find them very useful.
I've given up again. Shame. I find them very useful.
If he says... I won't dignify that with an answer...
If he says... I won't dignify that with an answer...
It seemed so unlikely. Come on. For God's sake.
It seemed so unlikely. Come on. For God's sake.
It's been cock ups like this all week. You Mr. Cleaver?
It's been cock ups like this all week. You Mr. Cleaver?
It's not the end of the world. I'll get you a glass of wine.
It's not the end of the world. I'll get you a glass of wine.
Language, darling. Sorry.
Language, darling. Sorry.
Let me start you off. No.
Let me start you off. No.
Lovely legs. Thank you.
Lovely legs. Thank you.
Lovely to see you, Bridget. Oh, thanks, Rebecca.
Lovely to see you, Bridget. Oh, thanks, Rebecca.
Lovely to see you.
Lovely to see you.
Mark. Oh, right.
Mark. Oh, right.
Maybe he's just hungry. Don't be so naive.
Maybe he's just hungry. Don't be so naive.
Me too. Mine as well.
Me too. Mine as well.
My legs only come up to there. You have fine legs.
My legs only come up to there. You have fine legs.
Naked as a baby. Come on, then, angel. Up you get.
Naked as a baby. Come on, then, angel. Up you get.
Next to France. And?
Next to France. And?
Nice jumper. My mother's taste never falters.
Nice jumper. My mother's taste never falters.
No, I'm not. It's OK, you can say if you are.
No, I'm not. It's OK, you can say if you are.
No, you wrong. No.
No, you wrong. No.
No. Start again.
No. Start again.
Now, hang on, that can't be a reason. No, it's not a reason.
Now, hang on, that can't be a reason. No, it's not a reason.
Oh, darling. Hiya.
Oh, darling. Hiya.
Oh, I'm not sitting next to you? No. He's terribly nice,
Oh, I'm not sitting next to you? No. He's terribly nice,
Oh, my God. Get up.
Oh, my God. Get up.
Oh, no, thanks. Love the jumper.
Oh, no, thanks. Love the jumper.
Oh, really? Yes.
Oh, really? Yes.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Oh. No, that's fine. Are you sure?
Oh. No, that's fine. Are you sure?
Oiggy? No, no, thanks.
Oiggy? No, no, thanks.
Open it.
Open it.
Or have showers. Now that's just not true, is it?
Or have showers. Now that's just not true, is it?
Or mushrooms, for that matter. It's magic.
Or mushrooms, for that matter. It's magic.
Really? Absolutely.
Really? Absolutely.
Right. Great.
Right. Great.
Right... Bridget.
Right... Bridget.
Sawatdee kha? Sawatdee khrab?
Sawatdee kha? Sawatdee khrab?
See you down there. You sure?
See you down there. You sure?
She's out. Unit Two, you got her? We see her.
She's out. Unit Two, you got her? We see her.
Skinny, but lovely. Oh, thank you.
Skinny, but lovely. Oh, thank you.
Sleep tight.
Sleep tight.
so it was really hard to concentrate. Be quiet. They loved it upstairs.
so it was really hard to concentrate. Be quiet. They loved it upstairs.
So now I'm ridiculous? Yes, tonight you were a little.
So now I'm ridiculous? Yes, tonight you were a little.
Sorry, I didn't quite hear. Are you sure?
Sorry, I didn't quite hear. Are you sure?
Sorry? You and Mark.
Sorry? You and Mark.
Steady on! Super bra!
Steady on! Super bra!
That's not funny. Seriously, though, Jones,
That's not funny. Seriously, though, Jones,
That's too bad. Yes, very sad.
That's too bad. Yes, very sad.
That's true. In the last year,
That's true. In the last year,
That's what I meant. You must be...
That's what I meant. You must be...
The correct answer is... Is it Holiday?
The correct answer is... Is it Holiday?
There you go. Are you all right?
There you go. Are you all right?
These yours? Yes.
These yours? Yes.
They're always cheating us. No, no, no. That's all fine.
They're always cheating us. No, no, no. That's all fine.
Touched. ♪ Like a wersion
Touched. ♪ Like a wersion
Vir gin. ♪ Fucked for the very first time
Vir gin. ♪ Fucked for the very first time
Wasn't it Holiday? No, everyone thinks it is,
Wasn't it Holiday? No, everyone thinks it is,
We can't possibly let you go. On your own.
We can't possibly let you go. On your own.
Well, yes, a bit. I'll just...
Well, yes, a bit. I'll just...
What are you doing? Getting dressed.
What are you doing? Getting dressed.
What do you fancy? Boy or a girl? I dunno, it doesn't matter.
What do you fancy? Boy or a girl? I dunno, it doesn't matter.
What do you think? Oh, my God.
What do you think? Oh, my God.
What if I were? Well, I suppose I'd...
What if I were? Well, I suppose I'd...
What the hell is this? It is a fertility snake bowl.
What the hell is this? It is a fertility snake bowl.
What was it like? How did you survive?
What was it like? How did you survive?
What? Don't say what, say pardon.
What? Don't say what, say pardon.
What? Well, obviously you don't mean it.
What? Well, obviously you don't mean it.
Whatever you do... Bugger it.
Whatever you do... Bugger it.
Where are we going? Just through here.
Where are we going? Just through here.
Where is Mark? Actually, er...
Where is Mark? Actually, er...
Who told you that? He did.
Who told you that? He did.
Who told you that? It's common knowledge, isn't it?
Who told you that? It's common knowledge, isn't it?
Yeah, very nice indeed. No, be honest.
Yeah, very nice indeed. No, be honest.
Yes, who is it? It's me.
Yes, who is it? It's me.
Yes? And handsome.
Yes? And handsome.
You are angry. I'm not, just disappointed.
You are angry. I'm not, just disappointed.
You didn't? There's something wrong with her.
You didn't? There's something wrong with her.
You haven't forgotten our lunch date? Of course I have.
You haven't forgotten our lunch date? Of course I have.
You know what thing. No, I don't know what thing.
You know what thing. No, I don't know what thing.
You look gorgeous. Thank you.
You look gorgeous. Thank you.
You still...? Yes, I am.
You still...? Yes, I am.
You sure? Why is Rebecca here?
You sure? Why is Rebecca here?
You wouldn't sleep with him? No, of course not.
You wouldn't sleep with him? No, of course not.
You, Bridget. Me?
You, Bridget. Me?
You'll shag before you leave Heathrow. I'll be perfectly fine.
You'll shag before you leave Heathrow. I'll be perfectly fine.
You're already married. We're doing it again.
You're already married. We're doing it again.
You're insane! And you're a disgrace, Cleaver.
You're insane! And you're a disgrace, Cleaver.
You're not...? I might be.
You're not...? I might be.
You're right. You're looking for a weekend of sex,
You're right. You're looking for a weekend of sex,
You're teasing me. I never tease about poetry.
You're teasing me. I never tease about poetry.
? La la la la la...
? La la la la la...
?... a dream come true...
?... a dream come true...
?... I find you lied
?... I find you lied
?... oh, you better stop
?... oh, you better stop
...are special.
...are special.
...doesn't love me anymore.
...doesn't love me anymore.
...entirely different.
...entirely different.
...equally serene and equally beautiful Professore Giovana Dabrache.
...equally serene and equally beautiful Professore Giovana Dabrache.
...everything.
...everything.
...I ever had.
...I ever had.
...I never will. Sorry.
...I never will. Sorry.
...if he should feel so inclined.
...if he should feel so inclined.
...incidentally...
...incidentally...
...like to go on a skiing mini break?
...like to go on a skiing mini break?
...make a fuss. Sorry. Hi.
...make a fuss. Sorry. Hi.
...Mother.
...Mother.
...that I love him.
...that I love him.
...the best shag...
...the best shag...
...the toilet facilities are well below par, but...
...the toilet facilities are well below par, but...
...to be a better man, Bridge,
...to be a better man, Bridge,
...to this. The Temple of Tranquility.
...to this. The Temple of Tranquility.
...well, there's no one else.
...well, there's no one else.
...who loves me just the way I am.
...who loves me just the way I am.
...would you...
...would you...
'cause I saw him an hour ago going into his house with Rebecca Gillies.
'cause I saw him an hour ago going into his house with Rebecca Gillies.
'Cause then she'd definitely shag me.
'Cause then she'd definitely shag me.
[♫ 10cc: I'm Not In Love]
[♫ 10cc: I'm Not In Love]
[♫ Beyoncé: Crazy In Love]
[♫ Beyoncé: Crazy In Love]
[♫ Jamie Cullum: Everlasting Love]
[♫ Jamie Cullum: Everlasting Love]
[♫ Jamie Cullum: Everlasting Love]
[♫ Jamie Cullum: Everlasting Love]
[♫ Marvin Gaye: Let's Get It On]
[♫ Marvin Gaye: Let's Get It On]
[♫ Minnie Ripperton: Loving You]
[♫ Minnie Ripperton: Loving You]
[♫ Primal Scream: Loaded]
[♫ Primal Scream: Loaded]
[♫ Robbie Williams: Misunderstood]
[♫ Robbie Williams: Misunderstood]
[♫ The Darkness: I Believe In A Thing Called Love]
[♫ The Darkness: I Believe In A Thing Called Love]
[♫ The Sound Of Music]
[♫ The Sound Of Music]
♪ All my dreams
♪ All my dreams
♪ All that I have is all that you've given...
♪ All that I have is all that you've given...
♪ Always seems to me
♪ Always seems to me
♪ And I am a material girl
♪ And I am a material girl
♪ And I am a material girl?
♪ And I am a material girl?
♪ And I can't believe it's true
♪ And I can't believe it's true
♪ And I can't help but wonder If she knows what's going on
♪ And I can't help but wonder If she knows what's going on
♪ And I wake to find that you're not there?
♪ And I wake to find that you're not there?
♪ And just because
♪ And just because
♪ And sorry seems to be the hardest word
♪ And sorry seems to be the hardest word
♪ And the answer to
♪ And the answer to
♪ And what do I say when it's all over, babe?
♪ And what do I say when it's all over, babe?
♪ And you promised me...
♪ And you promised me...
♪ And you will not be found
♪ And you will not be found
♪ Are you digging on me?
♪ Are you digging on me?
♪ Baby, baby
♪ Baby, baby
♪ Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry
♪ Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry
♪ Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry...
♪ Big boys don't cry Big boys don't cry...
♪ But it doesn't do me any good
♪ But it doesn't do me any good
♪ Crown you in my heart
♪ Crown you in my heart
♪ Crown you in my heart
♪ Crown you in my heart
♪ Darling, you're the best
♪ Darling, you're the best
♪ Deep in her when they go
♪ Deep in her when they go
♪ Don't get me wrong
♪ Don't get me wrong
♪ Feel that you fall in everlasting love
♪ Feel that you fall in everlasting love
♪ Freedom...
♪ Freedom...
♪ From the very start ♪ Open up your heart
♪ From the very start ♪ Open up your heart
♪ Got me lookin'so crazy in love
♪ Got me lookin'so crazy in love
♪ Got me lookin'so crazy right now
♪ Got me lookin'so crazy right now
♪ Half as good as you
♪ Half as good as you
♪ Hearts gone astray
♪ Hearts gone astray
♪ Hearts gone astray
♪ Hearts gone astray
♪ Here I stand with my
♪ Here I stand with my
♪ Here I stand with my everlasting love
♪ Here I stand with my everlasting love
♪ Here's a new thing
♪ Here's a new thing
♪ Hmm
♪ Hmm
♪ How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame
♪ How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame
♪ I believe in a thing called love
♪ I believe in a thing called love
♪ I believe in a thing called love
♪ I believe in a thing called love
♪ I believe in a thing called love?
♪ I believe in a thing called love?
♪ I call you up
♪ I call you up
♪ I look and stare so deep in your eyes
♪ I look and stare so deep in your eyes
♪ I need you by my side ♪ Girl to be my pride
♪ I need you by my side ♪ Girl to be my pride
♪ I see you across the street
♪ I see you across the street
♪ I went away
♪ I went away
♪ I went away
♪ I went away
♪ I'll come back begging you
♪ I'll come back begging you
♪ I'm crying out for more
♪ I'm crying out for more
♪ I'm digging on you, now, baby
♪ I'm digging on you, now, baby
♪ I'm going through
♪ I'm going through
♪ I'm not in love...
♪ I'm not in love...
♪ I've been really tryin', baby...
♪ I've been really tryin', baby...
♪ It all comes down
♪ It all comes down
♪ It's all over
♪ It's all over
♪ It's just a silly phase
♪ It's just a silly phase
♪ It's making my soul sing
♪ It's making my soul sing
♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
♪ Just what is it that you want to do?
♪ Just what is it that you want to do?
♪ Just when you needed me so
♪ Just when you needed me so
♪ Just when you needed me so
♪ Just when you needed me so
♪ La la la La la la la la...
♪ La la la La la la la la...
♪ Let your mind go...
♪ Let your mind go...
♪ Like a virgin
♪ Like a virgin
♪ Like a virgin
♪ Like a virgin
♪ Like a wersion
♪ Like a wersion
♪ Living in a material world
♪ Living in a material world
♪ Living in a material world
♪ Living in a material world
♪ Lookin'so crazy ♪ Your love's got me lookin'
♪ Lookin'so crazy ♪ Your love's got me lookin'
♪ Makes me feel sad for the rest
♪ Makes me feel sad for the rest
♪ My everything
♪ My everything
♪ My guiding star
♪ My guiding star
♪ My kind of wonderful
♪ My kind of wonderful
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ Need a love to last forever
♪ Need a love to last forever...
♪ Need a love to last forever...
♪ Need you by my side ♪ Girl to be my pride
♪ Need you by my side ♪ Girl to be my pride
♪ Never need to part
♪ Never need to part
♪ Next to mine...
♪ Next to mine...
♪ No one really knows
♪ No one really knows
♪ Nobody does it
♪ Nobody does it
♪ Nobody does it better
♪ Nobody does it better
♪ Now let them all fly off
♪ Now let them all fly off
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no...
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no...
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no...
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh no no...
♪ Oooh ooh
♪ Oooh ooh
♪ Open up your eyes
♪ Open up your eyes
♪ Open up your eyes ♪ Then you'll realize
♪ Open up your eyes ♪ Then you'll realize
♪ Round and round and round my head
♪ Round and round and round my head
♪ So don't forget it
♪ So don't forget it
♪ Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
♪ Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
♪ Tearing the very heart of me
♪ Tearing the very heart of me
♪ That you loved me
♪ That you loved me
♪ That you would be my only man
♪ That you would be my only man
♪ That's gonna please ya
♪ That's gonna please ya
♪ That's what you are...
♪ That's what you are...
♪ The hardest word?
♪ The hardest word?
♪ Then you'll realize
♪ Then you'll realize
♪ There's no way
♪ There's no way
♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me...
♪ Think about what you're tryin' to do to me...
♪ Think about what you're trying to do to me
♪ Think about what you're trying to do to me
♪ Till someone's there to show
♪ Till someone's there to show
♪ Touch on you more and more every time
♪ Touch on you more and more every time
♪ Touched for the very first time
♪ Touched for the very first time
♪ Touching the very part of me
♪ Touching the very part of me
♪ Touching you 'Cause you're touching me
♪ Touching you 'Cause you're touching me
♪ We wanna get loaded And we wanna have a good time...
♪ We wanna get loaded And we wanna have a good time...
♪ Welcome love we once knew
♪ Welcome love we once knew
♪ Welcome love we once knew
♪ Welcome love we once knew
♪ What do I gotta do to make you love me?
♪ What do I gotta do to make you love me?
♪ What do I gotta do to make you want me?
♪ What do I gotta do to make you want me?
♪ What do I gotta do when lightning strikes me
♪ What do I gotta do when lightning strikes me
♪ When it's over
♪ When it's over
♪ When you realize
♪ When you realize
♪ When your heart beats
♪ When your heart beats
♪ Where life really flows
♪ Where life really flows
♪ Why can't we talk it over, babe?
♪ Why can't we talk it over, babe?
♪ Won't you forget
♪ Won't you forget
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah...
♪ Yeah...
♪ You know that we are living in a material world
♪ You know that we are living in a material world
♪ You talk of love But don't know how it feels
♪ You talk of love But don't know how it feels
♪ You tear me all apart
♪ You tear me all apart
♪ You won't regret
♪ You won't regret
♪ You won't regret
♪ You won't regret
♪ You'll never be denied everlasting love
♪ You'll never be denied everlasting love
♪ You'll never be denied everlasting love
♪ You'll never be denied everlasting love
♪ You'll never be denied...
♪ You'll never be denied...
♪ You're my sun
♪ You're my sun
♪ You're not the only one
♪ You're not the only one
♪ You're the first
♪ You're the first
♪ You're the first...
♪ You're the first...
♪ Your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now
♪ Your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now
♪ Your kisses ring
♪ Your kisses ring
♪ Your love is king
♪ Your love is king
♪ Your love is king
♪ Your love is king
♪ Your love is king...
♪ Your love is king...
♪ Your love is real?
♪ Your love is real?
♪ Your love's got me hopin' you'll page me right now
♪ Your love's got me hopin' you'll page me right now
♪ Your love's got me lookin'so crazy right now
♪ Your love's got me lookin'so crazy right now
♪ Your touch got me lookin'so crazy right now
♪ Your touch got me lookin'so crazy right now

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