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The Dream Team (1989) The Dream Team, released in 1989, is a hilarious and heartwarming comedy film that follows four

The Dream Team (1989)

The Dream Team, released in 1989, is a hilarious and heartwarming comedy film that follows four mental patients who embark on a zany adventure through New York City. Directed by Howard Zieff, this feel-good flick features an incredible ensemble cast. Michael Keaton stars as the quick-witted and charismatic Bill, while Christopher Lloyd portrays the paranoid but loveable Henry. Peter Boyle shines as the lovably gruff and delusional Jack, and the talented Stephen Furst completes the team as the endearingly childlike Albert.

As these unconventional heroes race against time to save a fellow patient, they find themselves in a series of uproarious mishaps and unexpected encounters. The Dream Team delivers a perfect blend of comedy, suspense, and heart, leaving audiences both laughing and touched.

If you're in search of a dose of laughter or a heartwarming tale, you can now play and download the sounds of The Dream Team. Whether it's their hilarious misadventures or their heartwarming camaraderie, these sounds are sure to brighten up your day. So sit back, relax, and let The Dream Team take you on a journey you won't soon forget.

A church that has lost its way!
A complete report of all infractions of hospital rules,
A cop car just pulled alongside me on the sidewalk.
A couple of them actually think they're doctors. Tragic.
A dead man is not a witness.
A doctor doesn't leave four mental patients to go cruise for chicks.
A few hours is not a missing person.
A lover of the things of this world.
A pee, and the doctor never came back.
A word from our sponsor.
Able to go back and get it, and that's youth for you.
Actually, it's a ball if he would take it.
Actually, this is my idea of a good time.
Again I fondly hold you
Ah, it's great to be young and insane.
Ah.
Ah.
Al?
Albert just told me where to get off. That's progress, right?
Albert wasn't trying to communicate with anybody.
Albert, do you think you can hold on till we get to the stadium?
Albert, group.
Albert, if you wanna eat yours before
Albert, keep this door locked.
Albert, sit up straight.
Albert, this might be the highlight of my report.
Albert, you okay?
Albert, you're facing the wrong way.
ALBERT: (SINGING) ...does that star spangled banner
ALBERT: Play ball!
Albert!
Albert!
Albert! Where's the doctor?
Albert?
Albert.
Albert.
Alexander Hamilton.
All God's creatures are beautiful.
All I'm saying is, let's stretch that clothing dollar.
All it does is go, Ping.
All right, both of them, let's go!
All right, guys. Come on. Let's lighten up.
All right, move it.
All right, we're four escaped lunatics.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right. Bill, cut it out. Come on.
All right. Can we just stay out of fantasy for just a minute, please?
All right. Come on. Come on!
All right. Come on. Go, go! Come on.
All right. Come on. Let's go. Come on.
All right. Don't get nervous.
All right. I don't want to have to do this.
All right. Jack, I promised Henry that he could navigate.
All right. Jack. Now, last time
All right. Let's go!
All right. Listen, all I want you to do is
All right. Now, when we get to the stadium, guys,
All right. Time's up.
All right. Vehicle 9415.
All the faiths will be represented.
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way
All the way All the way
All the way All the way
All the way, y'all
All these cops around and nobody's arresting me.
All you have to do is learn how to speak, Albert.
All yours, Bernie.
ALL: Yeah!
ALVAREZ: No, don't! Don't!
ALVAREZ: You bastard!
ALVAREZ: You're goin' to jail!
Amen!
Amen!
Amen!
American Psychiatric Society. Chair stays where it is.
An institution in 12 years.
And 20 bucks a day for storage.
And a couple of dogs.
And a damn fine Beaujolais.
And batting ninth and playing third base, Rene Gonzales.
And Caufield is like a walking time bomb.
And don't you come back
And don't you come back no more
And don't you come back no more
And don't you come back no more
And don't you come back no more
And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more
And don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more
And don't you come back...
And Dr. Newald!
And Dwight Smith's gonna die single.
And every day we check out the soaps lookin' for you.
And every week I tell you, We haven't heard from Albert yet.
And for questioning in the murder
And for the New York Yankees, playing
And he also has a real history of violence.
And he said, It's time for you
And I gotta tell you that, on this floor, that's really something.
And I said, 'Son? And he said, Yes.
And I said, What, Lord?
And I'm gonna find out this afternoon.
And I'm seeing some real progress.
And I'm the doctor until the doctor comes back!
And I've been in every branch of the service,
And I've been persecuted for speaking this truth.
And Jeff Ballard for the birds. (SIGHING)
And just, like, lay there and...
And may be involved in the murder of a New York police officer.
And maybe a nice Countess Mara tie, eh, sport?
And not make it up as you go along.
And now the lineups for the Orioles and the Yankees.
And once again, one of the Brewers
And put the clipboard away. We're gonna be using my notes today.
And review our goals!
And share the most intimate secrets of your lives,
And should the public be concerned?
And squash us like tiny little bugs?
And that's when God found me.
And the attempted murder of Dr. Weitzman.
And the four missing mental patients
And the home
And the other one, he's crazier than any of them.
And then he disappears on 48th Street.
And then when there's a problem,
And there were women.
And they eat people and, like, rip their guts open.
And they'd have us back on medication
And this dude gave you a brand new color TV
And to bring Jesus Christ back into
And we sit here and do nothing.
And we've been tracking some Libyan terrorists.
And you know what he said to me?
And you. You... You're nothing. You're not anything.
And, guys, a little pocket money.
And, uh, Nurse McDermott made it as well.
ANNOUNCER 1: He brought those hands in. ANNOUNCER 2: He did.
ANNOUNCER: ...extra hop on your ball.
ANNOUNCER: All right. Yanks in a jam.
Another episode like that, William,
Another win for the Yanks.
Anything else I can help you fellas with?
Are innocent.
Are still rattling around somewhere.
Are we gonna let those cops bury Weitzman?
Are we?
Are we?
Are we? (EXHALES DEEPLY)
Are you gonna replace that mattress?
Are you guys crazy?
Are you saying I didn't?
Are you still writing?
Aren't you the same guy that changed water into wine?
Arise and walk, my son.
Around Times Square. None of that.
As quickly as possible. Am I right?
As the mysterious dude defense.
As well as nationwide strikes, demanding new elections.
As you would, let's say, one of your French fries, okay?
Ask anyone in 10021 about Henry Sikorsky.
At least he's not a schmuck.
At least we now know that he's listening.
At second base, batting second, Billy Ripken.
Attaboy. Now, focus.
Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.
Attempted murder, Tom.
Back out in the streets?
Batter up! Batter up!
BAUER: I see.
Because Jesus wants it that way.
Because the doc would lose his job,
Because they're all screwed down.
Because we are all naked in the eyes of the Lord!
Been with me
Been with me Been with me
Been with me Been with me
Been with me Been with me
Been with me Been with me, been with me
Been with me, been with me Been with me
Before those two goddamn cops come back.
Before we begin, Henry, would you take the jacket off, please?
Before we left. I told him not to.
Benson called while I was in there. You got the Mitachi account.
Benson? I used to think he was the Devil.
Big inning.
Big inning. See?
Bill, a half dozen speeding tickets in Miami
Bill. Cut it out. Oh, my God!
Billy did it, Dr. Weitzman. It'll all be in my report.
Billy, Ed is home.
Billy, I haven't talked to you in three months.
Billy, where's Dr. Weitzman now?
BILLY: Albert, sit up here.
BILLY: All right, straight. Go left.
BILLY: All right? Attaboy.
BILLY: And the thing was, people would live, like, for an hour later...
BILLY: Get out of the way! Albert, you step on my foot one more time,
BILLY: Maybe after the game.
BILLY: Oh, boy. Brian's cupcake.
BILLY: Stop breathing in my face!
BILLY: Watch it.
BILLY: Yeah.
Billy!
Billy. Henry. Jack. Dr. Weitzman. You wanna try?
Billy. Tell me this is a bad dream.
Bingo.
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Bobby Meacham batting second and playing second base.
Box seats on the right field line.
Boy, I hope you appreciate this woman, Ed.
Boy.
Break down and give each other a little hug?
Breaking windows is progress?
Brian isn't complaining, so let's just drop it. All right?
Bring me back a dog, would ya?
Brothers and sisters, oh, God, there were women!
Browse!
Bullshit.
But I do know a guy you could talk to.
But I don't want you to get your hopes up,
But I gotta tell you, those dogs out there are worth the wait.
But I hadn't hit bottom yet. Oh, no.
But I must say he impressed me with his thorough professionalism.
But I was with Elvis, and my dog told me to do it,
But I was with Elvis, and my dog told me to do it,
But I'm more concerned about the
But let us try to find comfort in knowing that he is finally at peace.
But that's okay. It's not for you to clean it up.
But then they locked you up.
But tonight, I don't know.
But we'll never know. You know why?
But who else is gonna do it? Not these guys.
But you gotta believe me, these chairs...
But, sweetheart, here am I
But, uh, we've run into one complication.
By the time the coin runs out, that's why.
By your door
Bye, Dwight. See ya.
Caesar, don't let them leave the building. It's your job!
Cal Ripken Jr. will be the shortstop, batting third.
Cal Ripken Jr. will be the shortstop, batting third.
Call my lawyer! Spread 'em, that's right!
Call not for a doctor but for an elder of the church.
Call security. I want these men arrested.
Can do right now is walk out of here.
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
Can I have that for my pictures?
Can I have that in writing? Wait a minute!
Can we take another vote on Henry's lobotomy?
Can you believe that?
Can you blame him?
Can you help me? I'm looking for a...
Can you imagine him without a doctor?
Careful. Careful.
Ceramics. Ceramics. That's more our speed.
Certainly. Thank you.
Certainly. You know their pathology better than I do.
Chaos is great.
Check, please.
CHORUS: ...get lost! MAN: Who, me?
CHORUS: Yeah!
Christians who seek their true selves...
Close call at second.
Close call. Close call.
Come here.
Come in! We have a witness!
Come on over.
Come on, Albert. You okay?
Come on, Doc. You could vote too. Put it up.
Come on, Henry.
Come on, Jack.
Come on, lady.
Come on, Rizzuto.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Let me have a show of hands?
Come on! Next time you guys get the urge, use a pay phone, okay?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Everybody, come on.
Come on. Hey!
Come on. Keep together.
Come on. You were right there in the dust bowl with them.
Come on. You're breaking my heart.
Come.
Comin' from a guy who carries an autographed picture of Norman Bates
CONGREGATION: Yes! Mmm hmm.
Cops?
Could we go now?
Could we see that first group of pictures again?
Could we try a little reality here?
Couple minutes of sanity in there, all right?
Courtesy of that bust down on Canal Street.
Cover for me. I gotta go.
Dear Lord, we humbly ask your mercy for our dear departed.
Deep seated hostilities and transference.
Devote this entire session to William.
Did Albert just talk to you?
Did Ed make the sunshine?
Did Ed make the wheat grow?
Did my best.
Did the agency give you extra perks with that, or just those three days off?
Did they take him away in an ambulance?
Did Timmy fall in the well, Lassie? Did he, girl?
Did you guys hear that?
Did you guys see Wolfen? They filmed it down here.
Didn't this place used to be blue?
Didn't we, guy? It was a nightmare.
Dinner? I've got to get this report to Dr. Newald right away!
Do I sense some hostility here?
Do I sense some hostility here?
Do some time in the Big Apple.
Do you all have to go in? Absolutely.
Do you mind just paying the check?
Do you really have to go?
Do you think he's ready to get out?
Do you want me to?
Doc, I say we drag him outside and beat the shit out of him.
Doc, I think you might wanna explain the buddy system to Henry.
Doctor, do you think the other patients are ready?
DOCTOR: Henry.
DOCTOR: There's been a tendency to limit medication.
Doctors can be strange characters, too.
Does Ed know what I do? You know, that I'm, like, nuts?
Does that mean we are actually leaving the hospital grounds?
Doesn't make you a race car driver.
Don't hang up on him now.
Don't laugh.
Don't move! This man's insane!
Don't tell me I didn't give you
Don't worry about the cupcake, Albert.
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you come back no more
Don't you know what a semicircle is?
Don't you treat me this way
Down on the right.
Dr. Bauer, would you mind if I had a few
Dr. Demento speaks.
Dr. Epson wants Mrs. Freeman's chart, okay?
Dr. Henry Verboven. That's exactly right.
Dr. Jeffrey Weitzman?
Dr. McDermott's a great believer
Dr. Newald, it's...
Dr. Newald, this is Henry Sikorsky...
Dr. Newald's gonna be very, very, very upset.
Dr. Riley?
Dr. Sachs, please call 452.
Dr. Talmer, I'm gonna take one of 'em back in.
Dr. Verboven can be such a perfectionist.
Dr. Verboven. Henry.
Dr. Weitzman doesn't have any family.
Dr. Weitzman is not gonna like this.
Dr. Weitzman, he's still walking around naked.
Dr. Weitzman, I don't see how William
Dr. Weitzman, I think it's best that I hold the money.
Dr. Weitzman, I think we should
Dr. Weitzman, I'm not going!
Dream a little dream of me
Dream a little dream of me
During a visit to New York City
Dwight Smith is gonna die unemployed
Eastside Psychiatric.
Easy does it till we find a place. All right? Okay.
Ed, could you just listen?
Ed, leave it on.
Ed, you can vote too. This is America.
ED: Oh, thanks. Thank you.
Ed. Hi.
Ergo, we are not looking good.
Especially when it comes to one so loved,
Ever to make a license plate!
Every day an innocent man is deprived of his dessert,
Every opportunity to tell your side.
Every policeman in this city will be looking for you.
Every sucker we ever shook down?
Every week you get up and say, Can we go now?
Everything is so disorganized, such a mess.
Everything's fine, Doctor.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Exactly. But these idiots don't understand that.
Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for a colleague of mine.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Could I have the key to the men's room, please?
Excuse me. Do you have an extra stethoscope?
Excuse me. Ed, could I talk to you just for a minute?
Excuse me. I'm looking for a colleague of mine.
Excuse me. Sir?
Exit 11, Henry! Pace yourself!
Expects to make any kind of progress.
Face front. Chin up a bit.
Fantasy.
Father, forgive us, for we have sinned.
Father, may I say a few words?
Fella ain't got a soul of his own, just... A little piece of a big soul.
FEMALE ANCHOR: ...bizarre series of events.
FEMALE ANCHOR: Opposition leaders
FEMALE REPORTER: At the Bronx Zoo today, officials welcomed
FEMALE REPORTER: Doctor, are these men dangerous,
FEMALE REPORTER: Is this an unusual occurrence?
Fifth goddamn hospital. Not one of them's got the doc.
Fine women!
Fine. You be the doctor, and I'll be the escaped mental patient. Okay?
First they just wanted to put up one.
For a guy who runs the universe, he's scared shitless.
For less than six figures these days.
For you, on three. It's them.
Forget him, Riley. The guy's insane.
Fought it off. He's got another shot.
Foul ball.
Frankly, I find it difficult to sanction this.
Freeze, buddy!
From Manhattan's 15th Precinct,
Fuck you.
Gee, we don't have one on staff here, fellas,
Geez! Your attention, gentlemen!
Geez. We're waitin' for a news update from a catatonic.
Get him to the ambulance.
Get out of my way. Is he gonna be all right?
Get your ass against the wall.
Get your ass over there.
Gianelli. In here.
Gimme a break.
Gimme that.
GIRL: Hey! Watch it! Watch your damn...
Girlfriends?
Give me a beer.
Give me a break. Was this guy in your store or on the goddamn moon?
Give me one good reason.
Give me that phone!
Give the gun back to the guard.
Go ahead. Enjoy your dinner.
Go ahead. I got lots of girlfriends.
Go ahead. Sing us the national anthem, you bozo.
Go easy on them. They've been through a lot.
Good morning.
Good seats, huh?
Good work, Henry.
Good, good.
Good, good. Hold it.
Good. Here it is.
Good. I'm really trying to sound calm because,
Got some real nice things here though.
Gotta make him swing!
Great.
Great. Breakfast. I'm starved.
Great. He's gonna piss all over the backseat, Doc.
Group therapy?
Guys, guys, come on.
Hard to believe those patients could do something like this.
Hate to break it to you, Billy,
Have a nice life.
Have resulted in the arrest of two detectives
Have threatened continued violence
He called me a shithead.
He devoted his life to the treatment of the insane.
He drank a whole can of Hawaiian Punch
He gonna make it? Who knows?
He got him! That huckleberry went for a bad pitch.
He got him! That huckleberry went for a bad pitch.
He is presently undergoing treatment at the Cedarbrook Hospital
He knows this agent, and it's inside track time.
He never reads my reports. No wonder he's never done anything.
He probably speaks seven different languages.
He refuses to clean up his area.
He said to me, Son!
He smells like tuna fish.
He thought I was gonna shoot. You thought I was gonna shoot you, right?
He took numb nuts down an alley to take
He was too violent for Vietnam.
He'll be here in a minute. We're on a very tight schedule.
He's still unconscious over at Mercy Hospital,
He's walkin' down Fifth Avenue with a brand new, 21 inch color TV.
He's worse than I am.
Helen Grabosky? Hey, this is Billy Caufield.
Hello... Hello.
Henry Sikorsky, Albert lanuzzi and Jack McDermott.
Henry,
Henry, do something!
Henry, I had the kitchen make us brownies.
Henry, I think you better get in there.
Henry, I'll field this one, if you don't mind.
Henry, you went home, you discovered you
HENRY: He's way behind the rest of us.
HENRY: Hey, guys, is it time for a hug?
HENRY: I don't know the man.
HENRY: I never knew there were so many John Does in this world.
HENRY: I think he has a long way to go.
HENRY: I'll have a full report in the morning!
HENRY: I'm riding up front with the doc!
HENRY: I'm telling Dr. Weitzman!
HENRY: Mileage to date, 97,411 and two tenths miles.
HENRY: This group will not start
HENRY: This is the breakdown, Ed.
HENRY: We're directly under the Hudson River now.
HENRY: Who put you in charge? I'm in charge here.
Henry.
Henry.
Henry... Actually, Henry, do your stuff.
Here tonight!
Here we go.
Here, put this in. Call a nurse or something.
Hey, baby...
Hey, baby...
Hey, Bill.
Hey, Bill. What do you do?
Hey, Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
Hey, did you guys log out with Alvarez?
Hey, do me a favor, put that thing away.
Hey, Doc, isn't it true that if even one
Hey, Doc!
Hey, Dwight Smith was born single,
Hey, Henry, imagine this...
Hey, I know you. Yeah?
Hey, there's Dr. Newald.
Hey, those two guys just tried to kill somebody inside.
Hey, what are you doing? Let's go. Move it.
Hey, what happened?
Hey, you can read.
Hey, you got some pretty chronic types here.
Hey, you wanna move Beauregard here? Yeah, right.
Hey!
Hey! I didn't know you were in town.
Hey! Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Oh, what a relief it is!
Hey! What the hell's goin' on down there?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Ed.
Hi, Ed.
Hi, Murray. We were just reminiscing.
Hi.
Hi. Uh, you friends of Riley?
His name is Ed, and I told you all about him.
His tubes got all pulled out...
Hit the road, Jack
Hit the road, Jack
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more
Hmm. I guess that's the last of the James Gang.
Hmm. That is a problem.
Hold it right there!
Hold it right there! Freeze!
Holland Tunnel, next right.
Holy cow, White! What a great day for a game!
Holy cow!
Holy shit. What is...
Honey! Honey! I'll see you tonight!
Hope these aren't too tight, fellas.
How about a nice Harris Tweed with a blue oxford button down?
How about one of those ear lights?
How about one with a regular girl?
How about right here? This is fine.
How do you get him to talk? I know this patient's history.
How do you like the game so far? I'm havin' a ball.
How much does the supreme being wanna spend?
How the hell should I know?
How you doing?
How you doing? Hey.
Huh, JC?
Huh, team? Huh?
I aced my Rorschach test.
I am the Lord, thy god.
I appreciate that, sir.
I asked him where he got it.
I believe you, Ed.
I believe you.
I came to tell you that I was once
I can do it again, buster.
I can relate to that.
I can't believe you.
I can't leave you guys alone two minutes.
I can't ride in the back. I get carsick!
I could report this! We have rules around here, buddy!
I didn't have buddies when I was on the cross. I don't need one now.
I don't advise over stimulating him.
I don't carry on conversations with my dog.
I don't even wanna help us. We're hopeless.
I don't know. Boy, you ought to see these guys.
I don't like to be alone in there.
I don't need anybody to tell me what the buddy system is.
I don't really think it's a good idea, to call the police right now.
I don't think this is the week, Doc.
I don't wanna talk about that.
I don't want him next to me.
I don't want you to pick it up.
I don't... Uh, uh!
I drove the moneylenders from the temple. I can handle a ten spot.
I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!
I got a big story for you. We came to town to see a ball game.
I got him.
I got it confirmed. Our man is off the room.
I got news for you psychos.
I gotta listen to this crap from a guy
I guess if you say so
I guess if you say so
I had a corner office.
I handled one of the toughest zip codes in the country.
I hate paisley.
I have a feeling it's time for group.
I have a feeling those psychos are about to go after their doctor again.
I have died and been reborn.
I have seven letters from your wife in my office.
I haven't exactly been in one yet, but my hand has.
I hope this won't affect our relationship
I just don't fraternize with patients.
I just kept fallin', right on through the floor!
I just may go hit the road and try to find myself.
I just want you guys to believe me, okay?
I keep telling these guys my girlfriend's an actress,
I kind of danced around Times Square.
I knew this man perhaps better than anyone here.
I know I can count on you.
I know it sounds crazy.
I know one of your fantasies when I hear one, William.
I let you sit in the front seat.
I lived the white man's lie.
I love it. I love it! You're right.
I love New York. Bring your kids. Have 'em arrested.
I love these things.
I love to hesitate
I made $100,000 a year.
I mean, I've been goin' up on commercials.
I mean, isn't the son of God good for a burger in this town?
I mean, this man could have any woman in the world,
I mean, you accept it in a peacock,
I mean, you know, as okay as you get.
I meet this guy.
I might have to let Murray go though.
I must request you not move.
I need some money.
I never had to bail him out of jail. You know.
I never put on a dress and dance
I pledge to continue his work as long as I live.
I prescribed 100 milligrams of Thorazine.
I put in for special passes for the Yankee game tomorrow,
I read for it yesterday.
I remember when you first started tellin' it,
I said, Fellas, we're here.
I said, no one in that room. Hospital security.
I said... All right. Straight.
I saw you get arrested for one of those lab rats.
I say we skip him and move on to someone of greater consequence.
I screened the group. I didn't pick them out of a hat.
I see you haven't changed much, Billy.
I shall rise again in three days. Count on it.
I stand and say good night
I swear to God.
I swore this wasn't gonna happen to me again.
I think I came a long way, Tom.
I think Jeff is overdramatizing this just a little bit.
I think that means no, Doc.
I think that's the same scream your mother used when she met me.
I think we do your lobotomy right here and now. Scrub up, Albert.
I think we should talk about this, don't you?
I think you're the missing persons.
I thought I lost you. I was afraid to find out.
I thought they were gonna sell the car wash.
I told them I hadn't heard from you in two years.
I told you.
I told you.
I tried to throw Murray and all his CLIOs out the window.
I wanna give them the chance to taste a hot dog at Yankee Stadium,
I wanna help you guys.
I want to give your soul a wake up call!
I want to put Jesus...
I want you to do me a favor, Henry.
I was a shithead. I'm sorry.
I was against this thing from the start.
I was lovin' drugs!
I was pulling down a hundred big ones a year...
I was senior VP.
I was the architectural consultant on that gig.
I went back to the agency.
I will hold back the waters.
I wouldn't wanna walk into a public place
I... I am the doorman.
I... I don't speak Spanish either. Piss in the alley.
I'd better check to see what's keeping him.
I'd go 50. He cried during Family Feud
I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out.
I'd like you to meet my friend, Billy.
I'd recommend 25 milligrams of Thorazine at four hour intervals.
I'll be all around in the dark.
I'll be consulting with Dr. Weitzman.
I'll be everywhere... Wherever you can look.
I'll call the turnpike authority,
I'll give you a reason.
I'll have to pack my things and go
I'll have to pack my things and go
I'll just pack my bags and go
I'll keep an eye on them.
I'll shoot the girl.
I'll take that, Albert.
I'll tell you something, That's the best backhand I've ever seen on Thorazine.
I'll use this.
I'm a den mother in stir.
I'm a friend to all men. We've come for your money, Ed.
I'm a mental patient. I'm not impressed.
I'm a police officer. Drop the gun.
I'm afraid I would have to say, yes, they are dangerous.
I'm afraid to even get into the sock bin.
I'm beginning to realize that you are
I'm concerned too. This chart is a mess.
I'm doing fine, William.
I'm Donna Hanover for The Morning Report.
I'm giving myself permission.
I'm gonna agree with my colleague. I think it looks pretty good.
I'm gonna count to three. Billy!
I'm gonna have to go on Thorazine myself.
I'm gonna have to include this in my report to Dr. Weitzman.
I'm gonna have to make a full report.
I'm gonna kill you. ALBERT: Kill the ump!
I'm gonna say 25 milligrams amitriptyline.
I'm gonna straighten it out for you.
I'm home.
I'm impressed. Thanks.
I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear
I'm looking for a colleague of mine. Dr. Jeffrey Weitzman.