I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) Edit

A bean pie perhaps?

A family full of midgets is not considered kids. That's a gang!

A few more hours, I'll be a free man.

A lot of people would like to see you come back and help rid the old neighborhood of Mr. Big.

A secretary.

Aaaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! My eyes!

Above playing an exploitation villain? Well, you're wrong!

Acting like no fool, fool!

Ah, come on now. Look out for a brother, man.

Ain't nobody shootin' my baby.

All cleaned and oiled.

All I could hear was, Mama! Mama!

All my friends were white.

All of it! And puff these pillows up too, man.

All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

All right, guys, this is it.

All right, Mr. Tough Guy.

All right, soldier boy. Party's over, baby. Where you want your bullet?

All right, sweet thing, it's time to come home to daddy.

All right, who are these people Junebug was hanging out with?

All right.

All stooped over and shit, trying to carry that stuff.

All that damn runnin', man, got my feet hurtin'.

All the 12... Now!

And a dude came in, this big dude.

And a... Pepsi double.

And all other shit you ain't never heard of!

And all you ladies out there.

And being laid.

And came out with jobs.

And even his teeth.

And everything's gonna be just like it used to be.

And he's considered by many to be, well, a local hero of sorts.

And I kind of enjoy the feeling of staying alive. Okay, brother?

And I really think that they're the ones who killed him.

And I would put my hair in those afro puffs?

And I'd take him and run, but I wouldn't push him.

And I'm really sorry for Bell because she don't deserve it.

And I'm sorry, boys,

And I'm takin' back what's mine,

And if I see those little Evans midgets, they ass is mine!

And it breaks out in this funky green rash...

And Jack, baby, Mama wants you to know...

And Jack, you go through the door.

And Lois Mitchell too!

And now I'm Mr. Big.

And now they're going to try and ambush you...

And put it on the table right now!

And put your black butt in this joint.

And Slammer, go through that door.

And tell that type of money ain't around here.

And the brothers.

And then things really got bad when he...

And then things really got bad when he...

And this is Mrs. Bell Spade, Junebug's mother.

And this one here's M.P.V.

And this one is for dart champion. This one is for surf in'.

And you got it.

And you tell the rest of your family, when I see 'em, they mine!

And you will be Mr. Big's big moneymaker.

And you would get all dressed up,

And you, Mr. Whoever You Are. Whoever you are.

Another secret. What?

Any signs of foul play around here?

Anyway, she's got a real soft juicy fruit butt.

Anyway, wish he was here now.

Are you all right?

Are you stupid?

Are you sure, my brother,

Aren't really green.

Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

As Junebug Spade.

At one time, you were the biggest and baddest player out there, man.

Aw, homey ain't home.

Be cool! They shootin'!

Be strong.

Because I don't wanna hear no bullshit.

Because I love you, and I wanted to make sure we'd be together again.

Because if she don't,

Been a long time, huh?

Been a while, hasn't it?

Before I met your father.

Between 25 and 30 years of age.

Bitch, I said you comin' with me.

Boy, we were a real knockout.

Business.

But all my cash.

But don't try to stop me from doin' what I gotta do, okay?

But don't worry. The police'll be here to take y'all to jail.

But first, how about a big hand for all our contestants?

But he was so busy being a crime fighter,

But I do see somethin'.

But I don't wanna be no hero no more, man.

But I want Mr. Big.

But I'm not tellin' you shit. So how you like me now?

But I'm okay, you know.

But I'm sure that somebody besides us loved him too.

But other than that, I'm all right.

But that's only 'cause I'm waiting on somebody...

But the only problem was that this old lady,

But there ain't gonna be a sequel to this one.

But they were hiring that day.

But this is nice in the summer!

But what's really awful, man, is you see a young brother...

But when he got hooked on that gold, he changed.

But you see down at the end of the bar there?

But, you know, it sure would be good to be back on top again.

By competing in events that are familiar, if you will,

By midnight, your lover and his friends will be dead...

Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen?

Can we watch TV?

Can't you hear the music?

Cause of death looks like O.G.

Cheryl, come on.

Cheryl, I went away to prove something to you.

Cheryl, you okay?

Chill it, brother.

Cleopatra Jones. Mm Hmm!

Come here! Why you gonna go mess the nice lady's house up for, man?

Come look who's here.

Come on, baby!

Come on, come on. Against the wall, punk.

Come on, let's go home. Put your jacket on, Jack. Put the jacket on.

Come on, let's go! Move, move, move, move!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Check this out. Why don't you let me get a sip for 15 cents?

Come on. Move.

Come out of there! Move it! Move it!

Come right in.

Cover me! Cover me!

Cover the door. They're comin' up.

Daddy, oh, brave black king, I finished my homework.

Daddy! Daddy, can we watch TV?

Damn it, man. I heard the people's revolutionary army was once a thousand strong.

Damn, man, I can't go on.

Damn, Slade.

Damn.

Did we get that son of a bitch?

Did you notice that not one person stayed when they found out it was Junebug?

Didn't he know about the elevator?

Do that march, baby.

Do you find me attractive?

Do you know what I mean, brother?

Do you like it?

Don't do this, man!

Don't get me wrong. He was my son, and I loved him.

Don't make me... Don't make me hop after you. Come on, baby.

Don't put that on me. How you doing, brother?

Don't try it, Big.

Don't try to follow us, 'cause all your cars are on blocks.

Don't you know this is Mr. Big's place?

Don't you worry about a thing. I can handle this.

Down! Ha yii!

Every criminal and major player in town is inside.

Every day I see kids walking around killing and stealing for gold chains.

Every good hero should have some.

Everybody get your hands up,

Everybody used to tease me 'cause I didn't speak jive.

Explain how I laid up in that hospital for 36 hours in labor, tryin' to give birth to you!

Explain! Bell. Bell.

Fifth grade!

Fine.

Finish the fight Big started.

Five minutes, Flyguy.

Five, four, three, two.

Flyguy! Flyguy! ♪♪ He's the pimp ♪

For his own political career,

Forget about Big. Grab the chick. Let's split.

Fucking get off me, man.

Gentlemen, you gotta have big hats to come in here.

Get 'em for me, Jack.

Get down! Get your ass down, boy!

Get in that car! Watch your head.

Get me outta here! I missed you too, muffin.

Get off me!

Get off of me!

Get over there!

Give it to me.

Give me a clip.

Give me lieutenant Baker on the phone.

Give me... Give me all the 12 inches.

Go ahead. Aah!

Go and enjoy.

Go that way.

Gold chains and medallions and rings...

Good.

Good. If she moves, hit her again.

Got it.

Guys always get a kick out of this one. Wait.

Halloween! Right, right, right!

Hammer, Hammer. No, brother, don't do it.

Hammer! Hammer! Are you all right, man?

Hammer. Good to see you.

Hammer. Hammer! And then stuffed 'em in his mouth and...

Hammer'll be all right. A few flesh wounds.

Has got to score tonight.

Have a seat. Would you care for something to eat?

He ain't here, okay?

He did. Kept on biting on my ankles.

He just might come in handy.

He looks like a clown!

He missed you when you was gone, Jack.

He rules the crime world here.

He started wearing gold chains, Jack.

He stole everyone's drugs, money and gold chains.

He took a picture just before he died.

He was such a sweet baby.

He was wearing hundreds of them, Jack. Hundreds.

He worked for a man named Mr. Big.

He...

He'd find out what happened to my boy and he'd make 'em pay.

He'd say, Jack, give me a push.

He'll be here in a minute.

He's dead. He O.G.'d.

He's gonna get himself killed.

He's got 24 hours to get outta town.

He's responsible for today's events.

Hello, Jack.

Hello!

Hello?

Here, take it!

Here's the deal.

Hey, all we need now is an army.

Hey, brother, that's an endangered species.

Hey, homey, are you expectin' a flood?

Hey, Jack. All right.

Hey, look, I'm sorry about your brother. I'm sorry for Bell.

Hey, mama, now.

Hey, man, do you have to sing?

Hey, man, from the waist down, you're mine!

Hey, man, let's cut the bullshit.

Hey, man, look, now that we're here, what's happenin'?

Hey, man, no way. This cat get all our asses killed.

Hey, Peterson, clear this mess up. You got it.

Hey, sorry, man. I don't know that karate.

Hey, thanks, man.

Hey! Kung Fu Joe. Oh, my brothers.

Hey! You boys goin' somewhere?

Hey. Good to see you.

Hi, Cheryl.

Hi, soldier boy. How you doing?

Hiii! How are you?

Hmm, baby. Give me... Mm hmm.

Hmm? I guess I'd do.

Hmm. What's up?

Hold it right there. Ain't nobody layin' a finger on my baby.

Hold it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Hold it! It's over, it's over.

Hold it. That's Big's nephew.

Hold on one second. No, no. Hold on.

Honey, why don't you go put your things in the room and have something to eat?

How am I gonna do that? I'm a cop.

How are you, man? You're lookin' good.

How come I can't go through the window? I never get to no more.

How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?

How could you do that to your mama? Huh? How could you?

How could you do that to your mama? Huh? How could you?

How could you, Slade?

How did he go to the bathroom with all this stuff on?

How did you do that?

How does he go to the bathroom with all this shit on?

How many ribs do I get with that?

How may I help you?

How may I help you?

How ya doing, Jack?

How you doin', Bell? Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

How you guys doing? You all right? Really good to see you.

How'd you win those fuckin' medals on your coat?

Huh? Twelve.

Hurry up, Jack.

I ain't forgot! I ain't forgot fifth grade!

I ain't killed nobody in a long time.

I almost died.

I almost died.

I almost married Slade.

I am very pleased.

I asked you nicely.

I bet he owed everybody he ever knew money.

I better go check on mama.

I better not hear any more about that guy...

I c... But I can't! I can't go alone!

I came to pick you up. You gettin' off soon?

I can do it, man.

I can handle myself.

I cleaned the room up for you.

I could hear your punk ass calling me a half a mile away.

I could look at these plastic slipcovers, the slipcovers.

I could've shot you. I made sure that I missed. I did.

I counted at least 20 shots, and you never reloaded.

I did. Saigon.

I didn't have nothin' to tell you.

I didn't know you knew him.

I don't know how he turned out so bad.

I don't need you to fight for me no more.

I figured I'd go in the army, get into combat,

I fooled you. I'm not home right now.

I got here as soon as I could.

I got that one! Never mind, never mind!

I got to... I have got to...

I got you, sucka.

I grew up in the suburbs. My dad was a lawyer. My mom was a doctor.

I have no patience when it comes to collecting.

I hope I didn't disappoint you.

I I really don't have 12 inches.

I I'm here with my friend, and, you know, we got...

I I'm sorry about that.

I just want a little coffee.

I kept your room just the way you left it ten years ago.

I know exactly how you feel.

I know, baby. Just glad you're here now.

I love Springsteen. Yes.

I made this in Mrs. Wilson's class.

I mean, a Pepsi?

I mean, he even started selling drugs, Jack.

I mean, he even started selling drugs, Jack.

I mean, I wait ten years for a war... Nothing.

I mean, our whole lives, every time we got into trouble, my mother came.

I missed him too, mama.

I need to talk to you.

I need you. I really need you.

I never had a chance to prove to you I could be a man.

I only did it... you told me when we came in to beat her up and mess up her house!

I promise, man, I'm gon' go straight.

I remember when you was always calling for your mama!

I remember when you wasn't so tough.

I said, close the door, shithead!

I see kids with medallions so big they can hardly stand up.

I see you started without me.

I should have married your mother.

I sure am hungry.

I think I'd better go home.

I thought you were trained for combat.

I told you my feet been killin' me, you don't even care.

I want my nickel! Give me my nickel back!

I want some information about the operation.

I want to dedicate this piece to all you players...

I want you to help me find those bastards that hit me and get rid of 'em!

I want you...

I wanted to be like you.

I was a, uh...

I was gonna buy a scooter pie with that money, man!

I was intermilitary administrator myself.

I was just waiting for ma to come and take me home.

I was just wondering, what are you doing in a place like this?

I was one of those kids that looked up to you, man. I believed in you.

I was Pimp of the Year.

I was the intermilitary administrator.

I was thinking as we drove up here in those long cadillacs...

I was whistlin' for you!

I wasn't screamin'! All right?

I went out with Junebug to remind me of you.

I wish I could.

I wonder how he went to the bathroom with all this stuff on.

I wouldn't do that if I was you... Chump.

I...

I... She's comin' over here!

I... Yeah, about those 12 inches?

I'd like a little coffee, please!

I'd run back in, then I'd run again. Still wouldn't push him.

I'll get his line here for you.

I'll get it nice and clean for you, man.

I'll go this way.

I'll just sit here and wait for Sam.

I'm a soldier, man. I've been trained for combat.

I'm an ex football player.

I'm Cheryl, Junebug's widow,

I'm cute, right?

I'm goin' back out on the street...

I'm gonna go and lay down. Okay?

I'm gonna put my foot dead in her ass.

I'm gonna try to do a little poetry for y'all.

I'm hangin'.

I'm hit.

I'm in a good mood tonight, so I'm gonna let you go, okay?

I'm just gonna ask a few questions, that's all.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

I'm speaking, of course, of Mr. John Slade.

I'm sure he won't mind.

I'm talkin' about doin' it one more time.

I'm Willie. This here's Leonard.

I'm... it's payback. And Lois Mitchell.

I've been away too long. Count me out.

I've been pretty horny myself lately.

I've come to warn you...

If he gets in your way, kill him.

If that girl is anything you say she is,

If y'all step on my bunion, I'll kill both of you.

In a very positive way...

In fifth grade... I was eating my jell o when you hit me, baby.

In my foot.

In the Dancing in the Dark video.

In the immortal words of our n**** poet, Don Cornelius,

Is anybody here?

Is somebody gonna tell me what's going on?

It just make you wanna puke.

It just so happens that Junebug died...

It seems that bullets have a difficult time finding his vital parts.

It started out as just one or two.

It was the people, man, that made me retire.

It was unbelievable.

It... You you... No, wait.

It's a job for the police department.

It's a new record!

It's a phallic thing. I don't know.

It's all bullshit. Look at these white pillows. Look at these stupid magazines.

It's all right.

It's an acquired taste.

It's in my hands.

It's so good to be off my feet, man. They been killin' me.

Jack Spade is here, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

Jack,

Jack, go now!

Jack, I can't wait.

Jack, I'm glad you're okay. I was really worried about you.

Jack, let me outta here! Jack!

Jack, not too long after you left,

Jack, Sam.

Jack, shut up! Shut up!

Jack, wait a minute. Getting yourself killed is not gonna prove anything.

Jack, who are these guys?

Jack, you didn't have to prove anything.

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Jack! I'm hit!

Jack! Jack Spade! I will never forgive you for lockin' me in that closet.

Jack! Jack Spade! I will never forgive you for lockin' me in that closet.

Jack! Jack! Let me outta here!

Jack.

Jack.

Jesus Christ!

John Slade to host youth gang competition.

Junebug loved the swings.

Junebug Spade? Ain't this Lester Wilson's funeral?

Junebug started hanging out with a bad crowd.

Junebug!

Just a soda.

Just step out of the car.

Leonard.

Let her do the talking.

Let me get one.

Let me get your window! Get off the goddamn car.

Let me hear... Your report.

Let me see it.

Let's get that sucka!

Let's get that sucka.

Let's go home.

Let's go! Come on!

Let's go! Come on!

Let's go.

Let's go. Hurry up.

Let's go. Oh, here we go.

Let's move it! Move it!

Lift! Ohh!

Like the time when that Lois Mitchell girl was kicking your ass...

Like what?

Listen, how would you guys like to upgrade your image?

Look at the fish in those shoes!

Look at this.

Look, here's the plan.

Look, I came to you for help. You don't want to help me, cool.

Look, I gotta be going, man. Thanks.

Look, I'm here because I can't stand what's happening in this community.

Look, I'm retired now, okay?

Look, I'm sorry about your brother...

Look, ma, I'm not a boy anymore. I'm a man.

Look, ooh... Whoo! Hey, you see?

Look, they got oranges and shit!

Look, we're gonna need an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot from your ass.

Look, you greasy headed, jeri curl wearin'...

Looking for Mr. Right, and I think I might have just found him.

Looks like I'd better go check my flypaper, see what's stickin'.

Looks like you just lost your liquor license.

Lord,

M ma, now listen. I can ex... You can explain?

M ma, now listen. I can ex... You can explain?

Ma!

Ma! Ma, you promised!

Ma'am?

Mama, exactly how did Junebug die?

Mama, help me! Mama, help me!

Mama, I just can't believe that Junebug didn't have any friends.

Mama, I'm here, and I'm gonna find out what happened to Junebug.

Mama, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the funeral.

Mama, Junebug may have been a little crooked,

Mama!

Mama...

Man, I ain't walkin' nowhere, as bad as these bunions feel.

Man, I don't know who you are, but I owe you one.

Man, I'm all right. It's been a long time. I'm just a little rusty.

Man, look at him. He look funny. Look how he's lookin' at us.

Man, you must be crazy. Check this out.

Master Lee was your kung fu teacher?

Master of karate, kung fu, jujitsu...

May I sit down?

May we come in?

Maybe it's his dinner.

Maybe that's Jack.

Me neither.

Miss, I'd like a little coffee here, please!

Mm hmm. I'm cuter than Jack?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mr. Big don't like it.

Mr. Big's hottest night spot.

My baby's home! Come on in.

My baby's home.

My bitch better have my money.

My bitch better have my money...

My cups cost more than 15 cents.

My eyes! My eyes!

My eyes...

My great nubian warrior, dinner's ready.

My whole life, every time I get in a fight, here you come.

Name of this piece is called...

No shit!

No shit.

No, ma'am. Lester Wilson was at 9:00.

No, no, no, no.

No, no. No, no. One rib.

No, no. Or worse... Married and shit.

No, not that. Not the tits. Please don't be the...

No, not to you. Prove something to myself.

No, sir. Looks like a case of just too many gold chains.

No, uh, I'm not hungry.

No!

No! I didn't shoot you!

No! We friends with Junebug.

No?

No.

No.

No. Acting.

No. Nothin' like that.

Nobody move!

Not bad. At least he wasn't cheap.

Not gold. Yes, Jack.

Not half, not some,

Not so fast, boys!

Not to me.

Now get her butt in the car before she wake up again.

Now I'm going to rip your balls off!

Now look, once the deal goes down, ain't no backin' off.

Now we'd like to announce our two finalists.

Now you don't need me no more, huh?

Now,

Now, clean up that mess you made.

Now, I suspect...

Now, mister, you and your friend got a choice.

Now, this has really been an exciting competition.

Now, when I was with your mom... When I was with your mom,

Now, who are you guys and why are you trying to kill us?

Now, you guys can either go over the side...

Now, you... Where's Big?

Now... How may I help you, my brother?

Oh, boy.

Oh, but tell us, Mr. Slade, what is today really about?

Oh, damn! The soldier boy is here, man!

Oh, god, I feel so much better. I know you do too.

Oh, God, no!

Oh, hell! Come on, let's get out of here.

Oh, jesus! My nuts!

Oh, ma.

Oh, my god! Heads up!

Oh, my god.

Oh, no! Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, oh, I don't know.

Oh, okay.

Oh, please, Jack, honey, come on.

Oh, shit! You must got the devil in you!

Oh, shoot me, hurt me.

Oh, Slade. Oh, baby.

Oh, the 12. Um... Now! Now!

Oh, this? This hurt real bad.

Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. I am glad to get these off.

Oh, yeah, and the time when that Evans family, those little midgets,

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.

Oh! Get off me, man. Get off me!

Oh! Ow! Get your pants outta my face!

Oh! You...

Oh! You...

Oh.

Ohh, I'm gonna kick some ass now.

Ohh! Oh, no!

Okay, I can do that for you.

Okay, let's go!

Okay, soda's fine.

Okay, you crash through the goddamn window,

Okay, you crash through the goddamn window,

Okay, you guys, come out from under those hats.

Okay, young man. What can I do for you?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Illinois.

Okay. I'll be back in a minute.

Okay. Later.

Okay. We gonna take the stairs. Yeah, we'll take...

Once I'm inside, Jack, you go through that window,

One dollar.

One rib?

One whiskey double and one Pepsi coming right up.

Only thing you're gonna be able to handle, soldier boy, is a wheelchair.

Ooh, yes!

Ooh! Ooh! Oh!

Ooh! Ow!

Open this door! Slade? Anybody!

Or it's your asses!

Pay me and get the hell out of my store.

Peace and soul.

Please, please, just leave me alone.

Power to the people!

Probably has exactly what I need.

Proves I can beat a woman and some midgets.

Put that down.

Really?

Remember when we used to go down to the Soul Train Disco?

Remember?

Reporting for WBLD news, this is Skip Balins saying,

Representing the big apple, Flyguy!

Right here.

Right now I'd like to talk to a man who's no stranger to this community.

Right on. One order. One order of ribs.

Sam says he'll be right over and for me to get you guys a drink on the house.

Sam, sorry to wake you.

Sam, this youngblood is Jack Spade.

Sam. Sam, hold it, man. You told me you served in 'nam.

Same thing almost happened to me.

Say, dominic, brother's out there, huh?

Say, Jack, honey, I've got a place just around the corner.

Say, man, if you can't dig my melodious voice,

See you around.

Senior Сitizen Mugging Competition...

She had these big old round, brown, firm ti...

She makes the best bean dishes in all the world.

She punched me in the stomach real hard!

She was a good woman, your mother. Yes, she was. Absolutely, a good woman.

She would do this little trick with her mouth where she would...

She'll be worth maybe 10 or 20 times. Far more than money.

She's gonna be worth far more than the money Junebug owes.

She's probably had a long day.

She's really taking this pretty hard.

Shh! I know I promised. What am I supposed to do, stand by while they kill you?

Shit. That's funny.

Shit. You okay?

Shot him in the head. The end.

Shut up, Jack! Do you remember this?

Shut up. Show me what you got.

Slade, please. Please stop him. He's all I got left.

Slade!

Slade! Slade, come in!

Slade! You son of a bitch.

Slade.

Slade. Slammer, glad you could make it.

Slam, how you doin'? Hey, man, I thought you were dead or something.

Smells good. It is good.

So I guess that's about 50 cents a rib, huh?

So what are your plans?

So you want to try and set me up, huh?

So, just you 57 punks against Kung Fu Joe?

So, what do you got for me? John Doe.

Soldier boy!

Solid.

Somebody special. You got a lot to learn.

Somethin' that's gonna be worth at least... mmm...

Soon it'll be you and me.

Struggle!

Take the girl to the hideout. Yes, Mr. Big.

Teacher! Teacher!

Ten times that amount of money to Mr. Big.

Ten years of conversations in this place, with these cats coming in and out,

Thank you, Jesus.

Thanks, I'm regular.

That I can be a man for you, that I can protect you.

That is for being laid.

That John Slade is back.

That soldier boy and his goons hit every one of my operations.

That was being loved.

That was my fight.

That was quick. What happened?

That's a gun. Jack, what are you doing with a gun?

That's all right, sugar. Mama don't want her baby fightin' that street trash.

That's Bell Brown.

That's John Slade. Yeah?

That's my brother.

That's my theme music.

That's my theme music. Every good hero should have some.

That's right. Pick all that shit up!

That's right. You was always so thoughtful to your mama.

That's such a strong sounding name.

That's the rules of the house.

The brothers walked in with guns...

The brothers weren't mad anymore.

The door is ajar.

The dude. The fucking dude that came in!

The Evans Family!

The final category is talent.

The first thing we do is disrupt Big's businesses. Break 'em all up.

The next thing is, we harass all of his people.

The old warehouse, 6:00 P.M.

The only step I really knew was that step that Springsteen does...

The pimp of the year is Flyguy!

The reason you been away so long is 'cause Mr. Big shot your ass through the grease...

The same is gonna happen to you when Mr. Big finds out what you did tonight.

The stupid painted on walls, look at this stupid painted...

The word's on the street you been sticking your nose in business that's not yours.

Then he hit me from behind. And I went down. I was like this.

Then just step on outside and walk on them precious, tender feet of yours.

Then she started crying and screaming and stuff, right?

Then shut the fuck up.

There she is!

There's only a few guys guarding her, but I don't see Mr. Big.

These cramps are killing me.

They came in here saying that Junebug owed 'em all kinds of money, crazy money.

They don't have that kind of money!

They mine!

They shootin'! Somebody shootin'!

They shot me in my bunion, man.

They tried to ambush me.

They were just kids!

They're comin' out!

They're not even the right color!

This boy here loved gold. We stripped him of all that gold.

This brother's walkin' on an aquarium.

This guy looks like a fucking statue.

This is for your brother! Let's just say I ain't forgot! No! Come on, man!

This is Jack Spade, that new blood I was talkin' about.

This other guy named Slade.

This poor white trash went on to become...

Through rain, sleet or snow.

Through that door! Go, go, go!

To provide for these young people an opportunity to let steam off...

To take down Mr. Big and put an end to this gold chain shit.

To their environment.

To war. You mean to get killed.

Twelve inches.

Twelve inches.

Two big ugly looking guys, one guy who thinks he's at sea world.

Uh uh.

Uh, Angie Dickinson.

Uh, nice to meet you. Would you like to stay for dinner?

Uh, Shelley Winters was in, uh...

Uh, Slade, Slade.

Uh, well, not...

Uh, well...

Um, I'll have a Pepsi double.

Um, make that one rib to go.

Uncle Mr. Big, I have a question.

Up and down, up and down the schoolyard!

W wait a minute. What?

W well, what am I gon' do?

Waaah! ♪♪ Everybody was kung fu fighting ♪

Wait a minute! Wait one minute!

Wait a minute. You ain't gonna tell me I'm your daddy or no shit like that now...

Waiting on somebody special.

Walk?

Was chasing you home 'cause you didn't want to give them your lunch money.

Watch your head.

Wayne Evans!

We ask you to look down on this young soul known on Earth...

We don't even know where they're holdin' her.

We don't have that kind of money.

We have a guest. Meet my Ofay Wench.

We hear you been asking a lot of questions around town about Mr. Big.

We known each other too long for that.

We look like salesmen to you?

We put it on the mantle.

We used to call her hot chocolate. She had the softest eyes.

We wanna see one eyed Sam.

We were shootin' paper clips, and one of the damn fools hit me in the eye.

We'd better go find Slade.

We'll take the stairs. We always take the stairs.

We've got to score, and we got to score tonight.

Well,

Well, actually, I don't. I didn't grow up around blacks.

Well, any man with such a strong name and strong body...

Well, don't you worry about a thing.

Well, first of all...

Well, good to meet you, son.

Well, hello, Mr. Right.

Well, I could do that.

Well, I'll be damned.

Well, I'm glad you finally figured something out, G.I. Joe.

Well, my pretty,

Well, pardon fuckin' me, then.

Well, they need to be cleaned and oiled, but they work.

Well, this one is for typin'.

Well, this one is shorthand.

Well, uh, I lied.

Well, what is it? What do you want?

Well, what?

Well, you could have just told me you were alive.

Well, you know what? You guys are real lucky.

What about Hammer and Slammer?

What about the mother?

What are these fancy medals for?

What can I get for you?

What do you say, buddy? How you holdin' up?

What do you say, Charlie? Good evening, lieutenant.

What happened to you, Weasel?

What makes you think you can be a black hero?

What the hell happened last night?

What was your specialty, son?

What you talkin' about, Slade?

What, you think it's that easy? You think it's that easy?

What?

What?

What's happenin'?

What's so damn important you gotta wake me out of my bed?

What's that?

What's the problem, officer?

What's yours?

When they get back to Big, it's gonna get rough.

When's the last time you been laid?

Where it is, how big it is, how many places.

Where you want it?

Where you... Where you hit at?

Where's the Mardi Gras?

Which means you owe me his debts.

Whitey,

Whitey... Is something else.

Who are we waitin' on? Kung Fu Joe.

Who is he?

Who is it?

Whoa!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Why didn't you write to me all those years?

Why don't we just wrap it up?

Why were you gonna let us go when we was just over there trying to kill you?

Why you gonna kill me first, Lenny?

Why?

Will begin in five minutes.

With these bumps and shit.

With this cheap, imitation electroplated gold crap around their necks,

Wow!

Yeah, 'cause I heard you screamin' all the way down there.

Yeah, about.

Yeah, and what about Junebug?

Yeah, are you Kalinga, leader of the people's revolutionary army?

Yeah, I remember.

Yeah, I thought you knew. Come on. Let's go. Go on. Shut up.

Yeah, I'm Jack... Spade.

Yeah, it has been a long time.

Yeah, it's nice.

Yeah, okay, so... So yeah, all right. So it's been a while.

Yeah, Okay. John Slade.

Yeah, that's good. Ooh, that's good. We gotta talk about this 12.

Yeah, we almost. She's beautiful.

Yeah, we'll take the stairs.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Slade says he needs a big score.

Yeah!

Yeah? Get on a ladder and see how tough you are! Let me put you in a chair!

Yeah? Well, I bet my man over here does.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hmm.

Yeah. It's a good thing you came, boy.

Yeah. We were somethin'.

Yeah. Yeah, I did it.

Yeah. Yeah, I know it's happenin'. What do you want with me?

Yeah. Yeah, I was, but I ain't never been in it.

Yes, baby, give me a whiskey double, okay?

Yes, my brother.

Yes, sir, uncle Mr. Big. It'll be our asses. It'll be your ass.

Yes, sir, uncle Mr. Big. Yes, sir, Mr. Big.

Yes, yes.

Yes, you and your lovely sister,

Yes, you will.

Yes, you will.

Yes! Well...

Yes.

Yes. We was very much in love once.

Yo, check out homeboy.

Yo, new blood, you ever kill a man before?

You ain't selling any NoWay products, are you?

You are so sexy.

You better score some big guns.

You boys can leave either through the window...

You call him on the phone and you tell him that John Slade...

You can either go out that window or take the stairs.

You can't imagine what it was like to kiss him.

You did it, Jack.

You did it.

You don't ever come in my house...

You don't never have to worry about me fighting for you no more.

You ever took a big, shiny blade and just ripped a man from his ass to his appetite?

You farted?

You got a .45 revolver that holds six bullets.

You got change for a hundred?

You got that?

You got the 4 1 1.

You got the stuff? Yeah.

You got to prepare to die.

You gotta learn the difference between being loved...

You gotta promise me y'all won't hassle me.

You gotta put that foot in some epsom salts, get that swellin' outta there.

You in charge.

You Jack Spade?

You just ask us, and we tell you, right? We supposed to tell you?

You know how your mother is, Jack.

You know Junebug Spade?

You know that government office building on 25th street?

You know the customer is always king. Hammer!

You know what else?

You know what that shit is doing to our kids? I know. I'm from the streets.

You know, I remember when me and Junebug used to go to the park.

You know, Jack...

You know, ma, you really didn't have to do that.

You know, ma, you really didn't have to do that.

You know, she snuck me. She snuck me.

You may go and watch TV.

You must be crazy.

You okay, Lenny?

You okay, man?

You owe me one.

You ready?

You remember Cheryl, don't you?

You see the dude that painted those walls? They got doo doo paint!

You stupid... come here!

You sure know how to piss on a man's parade.

You take care of the weapons, and I'll get us an army.

You tell Mr. Big...

You think I'm cute?

You two big motherfuckers in here making red beans and grits is business?

You wanna get out of the car?

You was whistlin', Willie, help get this bitch off of me?

You were the best.

You will not join us?

You, put those pillows back on the couch where you found 'em.

You? You're Mr. Big?

You'll bring me that girl right away.

You're all I got! Don't you do nothing foolish.

You're down, and Slade's not here!

You're gonna have to kill him first.

You're sticking your nose in it.

You've always been the man for me, Jack.

You've got some things to learn about being a hero.

Your door is ajar.

2:00. Hey, move it! Can I get a cab?

And I went down. Oh, you mean the soldier dude!

And we come here... What you tell them our real name for?

And, uh, this is surf in'. Never mind. Never mind.

Are you C.I.A.? No.

Be careful. I will.

Big? What about him? We're gonna take him down.

Brother's a Shakespeare! My ho better have my money.

But I thought you were... What?

Can I get a little coffee? Sure, just a moment. We got your greasy dairy.

Can I get an amen? Don't even know him.

Can we go somewhere more private? Yeah. This way.

Cheryl made a fine dinner. Mama, that sounds like a good idea.

Come on, mama! Let's get outta here.

Do you remember that woman? Yeah, I sure do.

Don't be no fool. They'll kill you, Jack! Maybe.

Follow me! I don't care who follows who.

Follow me. You the man.

Friends. Yes?

Get out of my way! Praise the saints?

Get out. Get out.

Get your hands on the hood. Please close the door.

Good. Now what you gonna do?

Hello? Slade?

I am Kalinga. I need to talk to you.

I didn't tell you shit like that, man! Yes, you did!

I think it's her son or something. What dude?

I thought so. Hey, Lenny, wait a minute.

I waited 12 years for this. Let me see.

I was whistlin'. You was what?

I work for Mr. Big. We work for Mr. Big.

I'm a long way from that. Yeah, and look what happened.

I've gotta find Cheryl. And just how you plan on doin' that?

It's my time. Girl, me too.

Jack, come on. Wh what's wrong with Pepsi?

Jack, no! Oh, yeah.

Jack. Come here, Cheryl.

Jamie Lee Curtis? Uh...

John Slade? Yeah.

Junebug used to work for me. Used to work for us.

Kung Fu! My man! Hyah!

Leave your name and number. I'll call you back. Say what?

Lenny? What?

Let's get it on. Who are these guys?

Let's get out of here. Follow me. No, you follow me.

Let's just go. Look.

Looks like mama gonna have to teach you some manners. Okay, come on, mama.

Lt. Baker is on the line. Hello, Baker. This is Big.

Ma! Jack!

Ma'am, how is he? He's dead.

Mama! Huh?

Mama! Oh, Lord, my baby's home at last!

Mama's right. They're gonna kill you. Mr. Big is gonna pay.

May I help you gentlemen? Yes, sir.

May I help you, sir? How much for an order of ribs?

Mm hmm. How serious this is.

Mr. Big. You got it, Slam.

No, they told us their real names, so... Who's in charge?

No. Oh, bean ice cream.

No. Then cut his balls off and made him squeal like a pig?

Now, baby, you know the boy wasn't shit. Mama!

Okay? Okay.

One rib? One rib.

One whiskey double. Thank you.

Or you can... Yeah, we'll take the stairs.

Over gold. Yeah.

Owing Mr. Big $5,000. Five thousand...

Preach, brother! Till another piece of poor white trash...

Slade! Hey, Sam!

Swine! Manipulated the freedom of the black man...

Thanks for calling. Bye. He ain't home?

That's right. Come on!

That's why I'm so glad you're home. Mama.

That's why we got this beautiful sermon today. Yes, sir.

The people need you. The people need me?

The soldier dude. I didn't see him.

Then the dude shot me! He didn't shoot you.

Those men that your mother threw down the stairs? They work for Mr. Big too.

Uh, 2.50. 2.50?

Uh, about five. Five?

Uh, Big Bad Mama! Big Bad Mama.

Uh, uncle Mr. Big told us to kill him. Why does Big want me dead?

We are businessmen now. Give me a break.

We here to collect. Five thousand dollars?

Well, have you? No, but I been trained to go out...

What are you here for? Mr. Big.

What do you say, Slammer? What the fuck.

What else? You got any soda?

What? You heard what I said.

Where are you goin'? Comin' around the corner. Cover the door.

Where is the girl? We almost had the girl, Mr. Big.

Whoo! This voluptuous ass of mine?

Yeah, the soldier dude. Okay, okay.

Yeah, well, you know there's two ways out of here. Oh, man!

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. It's Joe.

Yes, it is. Death is serious.

Yes, we do. Yes, I'm his mother.

Yes, you was... I said I wasn't screamin'.

Yes! And somebody has to make a change.

Yes? Once in office, this white capitalist swine...

You a soldier, boy? Yes, sir.

You all mind telling me what you want? Certainly.

You are. Who?

You gon' be okay, man? I'll be okay.

You got your weapon? Yeah.

You mad at me? I'm gonna be mad on the way down these stairs.

You sellin' NoWay products? No.

You wanna fake it? I don't care.

You. Mama!

♪ 'Cause a smile is just a frown turned upside down ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna git you sucka ♪

♪ 'Cause it means destruction ♪

♪ Absolutely ♪♪ ♪♪ Nothin' ♪

♪ Absolutely ♪♪ ♪♪ Nothin' ♪

♪ Absolutely ♪♪ ♪♪ Nothin' ♪

♪ Absolutely ♪♪ ♪♪ Nothin' ♪

♪ And it's real ♪

♪ And you can absolutely do no wrong ♪

♪ Another fly human being ♪

♪ Are you out makin' love ♪

♪ Be in that number ♪

♪ Big brother a word from the wise should be sufficient ♪

♪ Bringin' an end to this gold chain war ♪

♪ But they did it with expert timing ♪♪♪

♪ Chain snatchers, pimps drug abusers ♪

♪ Crashin' through the door of that whore ♪

♪ Down from the bar ♪

♪ Get ready for the big drop ♪

♪ Get so we don't agree menace to society ♪

♪ Go mar wa wa waah ♪

♪ Go marchin' in ♪

♪ Gold fever ♪

♪ Gold fever ♪

♪ Gold fever ♪

♪ Got plenty money to burn ♪♪ Don't say that.

♪ Hard core military ♪

♪ He's a Flyguy ♪

♪ He's the pimp of the year ♪♪ Flyguy.

♪ Here we go, here we go ♪

♪ Huhh ♪

♪ I can dig it He can dig it We can dig it ♪

♪ I despise ♪

♪ I i i in, whoo ♪

♪ I know you think that life's a bowl of cherries ♪

♪ I said, war, huhh good god, y'all ♪

♪ I wanna be, uh ♪

♪ I'm changin' things I'm changin' things ♪

♪ I'm changin' things I'm changin' things ♪

♪ I'm gonna git you, sucka ♪

♪ I'm gonna git you, sucka ♪

♪ I'm gonna stay on your case till they put you away ♪

♪ I'm gonna stay on your case till they put you away ♪♪♪

♪ If ever a love there was ♪

♪ If ever a touch was right ♪

♪ If ever two stars were crossed ♪

♪ If my heart should break I'll bring it to you ♪

♪ In fact, it was a little bit frightening ♪

♪ In that number ♪♪ How you doing, brother man?

♪ Is an enemy to all mankind ♪

♪ It took some time for the heart to come but it's here ♪

♪ It's so real you can feel it ♪

♪ Listen to me ♪

♪ Listen to me Ohhh, war ♪

♪ Livin' in the fast lane beatin' up the street kids ♪

♪ Never met a girl like you before ♪

♪ No, man I ain't buyin' it ♪

♪ Of innocent lives ♪

♪ Of the year ♪

♪ Oh, we're diggin'... ♪

♪ Picked by a jury of his peers ♪

♪ Picked by the brother's brother here ♪

♪ Refuses to shine ♪

♪ Rhythmatic, acrobatic she's a dynamite attraction ♪

♪ Saints ♪♪ Hi, can I get you fellas something to drink?

♪ Sharp as razor blades ♪

♪ She can dig it They can dig it You can dig it ♪

♪ She knows what she's doing she's super bad now ♪

♪ She's dancing it really blows your mind ♪

♪ So real ♪♪ ♪♪ So real, so real

♪ The thought of war blows my mind ♪

♪ Then it was yours and mine ♪

♪ Those cats were fast as lightning ♪

♪ To your old lady ♪

♪ War ♪♪♪ It ain't nothin' but a heartbreak ♪

♪ War means tears to thousands of mothers' eyes ♪

♪ War, huhh ♪

♪ War, look out ♪♪ ♪♪ Huhh ♪

♪ What is it good for ♪

♪ What is it good for ♪

♪ What is it good for ♪

♪ When the saints ♪

♪ When their sons go off to fight ♪

♪ Whoa ohh ohh, lord ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Will you be there with me I'm asking, will you be there with me ♪

♪ With a wave, you'll make it just like new ♪

♪ World's a game of double cros till you became the boss ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You dirty mother... ♪♪ Don't say that.

♪ You dirty mother... ♪♪ Hold on, brother.

♪ You seem to think that everybody can be taught ♪

♪ You're so cute ♪♪♪