G.I. Joe: The Movie Edit

A camera? You let her bring a camera in here?

A gem of that size answers... all my questions.

A hundred and seventy pounds of air pollution!

A psychic motivator.

A ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

A trifle melodramatic, but...

A weapon no enemy can withstand!

Adios, adios, adios!

Affirmative. I'm not sure the Rawhides are ready yet,

After them! Deploy the Recon Sleds!

Agreed, but who's gonna take their place if Cobra hits us now?

Ah, I hate it, but we've gotta split the force.

Ahh! Let go, ya dumb dog!

Ahh! Nemesis Enforcer! Help me!

All I gotta do is hold out for five... more... minutes.

All I want is Serpentor.

All right, Chuckles, the object o' this exercise is simple.

All right, let's go!

All right!

All right!

All shall be accomplished in the fullness of time.

All you gotta do is get from here to there

And a threat to our very existence.

And await an opportunity to reclaim the earth.

And Big Lob makes his move!

And by the way, I won't tell him you asked.

And don't call me sir!

And even if they faked the bracelet,

And gross dereliction of duty.

And I'm 'specially not sure about him.

And I'm gonna be under it. Know what I mean, GUNG HO.

And leave you? No way!

And make it really educational?

And rattle reptile from here to Cobra La.

And ring that bell. But watch out for surprises.

And Taurus, a circus acrobat with a few loose bats in his big top.

And that is why I must have...

And the crowd goes bananas!

And the spores will degenerate all organisms they touch,

And then keep goin', 'cause you're afraid if you don't,

And then, a brilliant young nobleman came to my attention.

And this is for the U.S. of A.! (grunts) You make me sick!

And to destroy the so called human civilization

And we too!

And we'll need all the Joes we can get to whack back.

And with it began the time of the barbarians.

And you botched our desert campaign!

And you failed me... miserably!

And you're over the line on military protocol!

And you're supposed to be on guard duty.

And... hey, there's only five of you.

Anyway, it'll be safer here until our missing buddies return.

Are you sure it's safe? Why, just thinkin' about Serpentor

Armies of the night, evil taking flight!

As a matter of fact, I did have kind of a date with Falcon,

As my blind ninja master used to say,

Ash! Hogw!

At ease, disease!

At last!

Atten hut! Now, I'm gonna see what you Rawhides are really made of!

Attention! I want a stone cold, righteous attention!

Ay, carumba! Oh no! Aw, nuts! etc.

B.E.T. isn't shut down, the pods will open and release enough

Back off, fast!

Bandits at 12 o'clock high! Regroup!

Be a credit... to your country.

Be silent... or be silenced!

Be the key to the world's energy crisis.

Beach Head is right. The six of you still lack experience.

Beautiful!

Because YOU deserted your post, the enemy force was able to

Because, Dreadnoks, we are civilized, and a great wrong

Been captured by G. I. Joe, and you must rescue him.

Behold, the Broadcast Energy Transmitter.

Behold, the culmination of centuries!

Bein' locked up in here gives me goosebumps all over my body.

Besides, we need someone to guard the base and try to contact Flint.

Big deal. I got kicked outta kindergartens

Big Lob goes for the gold!

Big Lob makes his move!

Bizarre, new enemy, all because you can't obey orders!

Blast! The Joes have caught up!

Blimey! It's a bloomin' sea monster!

Blunderers! Fools! We possess power greater than any on earth

Bravo, bravo, dear friends!

Burgess Meredith as Golobulus

But an age of ice destroyed much of what we had built,

But he's bringin' the bomb back!

But his sacrifice will be in vain! This I command!

But I can still... hey, this is your faceplate.

But I doubt he's gonna have much time for

But I...

But I'm not tellin' you anything you don't already know, am I?

But it is not mine that is inadequate, Cobra Commander,

But it...

But play it straight, or there's no doubt

But that's what happens when you're outta shape.

But the pods will not ripen in freezing space, without energy...

But there's nothing I can do for the snake.

But we can't wait any longer.

But we combed the tombs of history's

But when I get through with 'em, what're you gonna be?

But you still must answer for the serious charges against you.

But your collective incompetence!

But your punishment will not be.

But, for the sake of argument, suppose our mythical intruders

But, Serpentor...

But, to assuage your fears, I shall take precautions.

C'mere, boy!

C'mon, babe, this is starting to get BORING.

C'mon!

C'mon! Snap out of it!

C'mon. You can relax with me.

Can the world oppose

Care to try it again, my way?

CASTING Reuben Cannon Associates Cheryl Miller

Catchy tune, isn't it guys? One more time!

Caw, mates, me eyes are playin' tricks!

Central control is that way.

Certainly not. Destro forgot to mention

Chuckles, wake up! You gotta get it before it gets you!

CO PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY: Don Jurwich

Cobra Commander is a world class... buffoon.

Cobra Commander is the only one who can tell us.

Cobra Commander,

Cobra Commander! No!

Cobra is finished, yes?

Cobra la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!

Cobra la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!

Cobra will never think of looking for the B.E.T. in a civilian security lab.

Cobra!

Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!

Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!

Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!

Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!

Cobra?

Cobra's after the Broadcast Energy Transmitter!

Cobra's got it somewhere in the Himalayas.

Cobra's through what do we do?

Come from or even what side you're on.

Come in, G. I. Joe! Acknowledge!

Come in, G. I. Joe. Acknowledge.

Come on men lets move on

Come on, lets go'in. Yo Joe!

Come on!

Consider this motor pool enemy territory.

Cover me! The B.E.T.'s our only shot!

Crashing through the sky, comes the fearful cry:

Cut the macho, Tunnel Rat! Now do it!

De nada, man. Let's look sharp, eh, compadres?

Destroy everything, except the Broadcast Energy Transmitter!

Destroy him I say! Destroy him!

Did make it all the way to Serpentor's cell block.

Didn't it ever occur to you that such a brilliant plan

Didn't it occur to you that a military prison was no place for a date?

Die, arrogant earth scum!

Dinner already?

Doc'll fix you up!

Doctor Mindbender! Brave Xamot and Tomax!

Does this answer your question?

Don Johnson as Lt. Falcon

Don't bet your beard on it.

Don't do me any more favors, Duke.

Don't get sloppy.

Don't give up!

Don't look!

Don't say that, Duke!

Don't sweat it. Nobody could even get close

Don't try spookin' me, Falcon I'm scared enough as it is.

Don't worry about it, Heather.

Don't you call me sweetheart.

Draw a bead on that HISS and blow it to kingdom come.

Dreadnoks, cut him down!

Drive all night, we're gonna be there by morning!"

Duke took the film in my camera, but not in my earrings.

Duke, don't.

Duke!

Duke! What are you doing here?

Duke?

Duke.

Easy, Roadblock. You're with friends.

Eh, Law & Order is a team, man.

Either that or he heard you're one bad luck lady.

Energy Transmitter! This I command!

Enough spores to reduce the entire human race into mindless beasts.

Enough! This game is over!

Evacuate the B.E.T. at once!

Even their Air Force is ugly!

Even though disfigured by a laboratory accident...

Everybody. The word is when you're around, things go wrong.

Excellent, Zarana. You have done well.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Margaret Loesche, Lee Gunther

Failure!

Falcon is my half brother.

Falcon, can you get the word out?

Falcon, don't worry.

Falcon, Duke's trying to help.

Falcon, we all go home or nobody goes home!

Falcon, you're gonna learn what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you.

Falcon!

Falcon!

Falcon!

Falcon! Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us!

Fall back and regroup for counterattack.

Farewell, worm!

Fighting for freedom

Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble

Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble

Film AND visitors are forbidden here, Lieutenant Falcon.

Find it and dispose of it.

First one to say anything about my being bad luck

First they've got to survive Beach Head.

First, a graver matter lies before us...

Flint! Roadblock! Hawk's leading a strike force

Fly it, Jinx!

Fool! You haven't got the B.E.T.!

For a guide, you have nothing to fear but... Falcon himself.

For America's daring,

Forget it. He's completely turned into a snake.

Forget me! Save yourselves!

Forget that, man, remember the plan!

Forget them redwood toadstools! It's battle time! Yo Joe!

Forty thousand years ago, the glory of Cobra La dominated this planet.

Forward! Our mission is not complete

Forward! Shoot'em plants.

Front and center, Law!

G.I. Joe

G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe is there! "Cobra! Retreat! Retreat!"

G.I. Joe! a real American hero

G.I. Joe! a real American hero

G.I. Joe! a real American hero G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe! a real American hero G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe! a real American hero G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe! a real American hero G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. Joe! a real American hero G.I. Joe is there! G.I. Joe!

G.I.Joe is the code name

G.I.Joe is there!

General Hawk, do you read me?

General Hawk, I've identified that energy source!

General Hawk! Bad news!

General Hawk! We've gotta shut down the B.E.T.!

Generations passed...

Get back! Get back!

Get back! Halt! Watch out men!

Get him out of my sight!

Get outta here!

Get outta here! Gimme that!

Get outta my face!

Get outta my life!

Gets a knuckle massage.

Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat.

Go for the underbelly!

Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker, weird stuff.

Go, go, go! It's...

Gotcha now, you slippery creep!

Grab your gear and start hot footin' it.

Gradually, they mastered a technology based

Great news! Duke's come out of his coma!

Gung Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka aren't exactly enjoyin'

Gung Ho, watch out!

Hail, Golobulus! Behold, the proof of our victory.

Hail, Serpentor! Hail, Cobra! Hail, victory!

Has been by inflicted upon Cobra La by Cobra Commander.

Hawk and the others were ambushed entering Cobra La.

Hawk, don't send 'em in! Cobra La is booby trapped!

He breaks free near the end zone!

He can't hear you, Mainframe.

He cuts cross court, sidestepping the opposition.

He did it! He shut off the B.E.T.

He did the crime, he oughta do the time!

He didn't show. Guess he was too chicken to take me on.

He executes a perfect ten dive!

He finds the bombs, I drive the car.

He gives me chills.

He knows these people?

He looks... inhuman!

He must not reconnect that alarm!

He shoots...

He thought you were playing, Beach Head.

He took the snake meant for your heart,

He was my choice...

He's gone batty!

He's gone into a coma.

He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek.

He's usually quite obedient.

Here we go. If this thing works, it could

Heroic, and utterly futile. Behold, the pods have matured!

Hey, hey, be careful.

Hey, que pasa, Jinx?

Hey, wait up!

Hey, wait! Listen... I think I just found a back door!

Hey, you're not exactly a rabbit's foot yourself.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Nobody's gonna take the rap for me!

Highly trained special mission force.

Hmph. Pathetic. Don't bother to unpack. You ain't stayin' here long.

Hogwash!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Hold still, witch!

How are we gonna get in to save Hawk and the others?

How come we gotta seal this tunnel?

How do we get in?

How is he, Scarlett?

How many in your force?

How, Roadblock?

How? By bustin' my chops every chance he gets?

However, you will have other opportunities to serve me.

I always knew I wasn't unlucky.

I am Pythona, and now it is time to fulfill your destiny.

I believe him.

I can see the whites of their beedy little eyes!

I can't believe Flint hasn't found a trace of Roadblock's unit.

I can't see,

I can't see!

I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes?

I don't believe it!

I don't like that crazy sound. Tell me, dude, what's goin' down?

I don't need your help anymore, Duke!

I dont' think Falcon is supposed to enjoy himself, Wild Bill.

I had a wonderful time, Falcon!

I have a right!

I have seen you before, in a dream, a vision.

I hear somethin'... and now I can see it comin' in!

I hope you BOTH get fleas!

I hope your contraption is worth it.

I implanted the idea and skill in Doctor Mindbender's

I just know underneath it all there's a Joe worth saving.

I know where we can find sanctuary.

I like that.

I never heard of it.

I never thought I'd be glad to see you show up, Falcon.

I offer you my most enthusiastic obedience.

I order you to let me go!

I promise I'll...

I promised our mother I'd keep an eye on him.

I think he had a date or somethin'

I think your vision can be restored,

I thought you said you were in charge.

I want their heads!

I want you to infiltrate the Terror Drome and see

I was a man! Yessssss... Oh, yesss...

I was betrayed!

I was once a man! A man!

I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord.

I wassssss a man... I was a man, yessss...

I will meet this intruder at arms!

I will stain my hands with your blood!

I won't let you die!

I would hate to lose you.

I, I didn't know.

I, I have seen...

I, I'll make you proud! You'll see!

I, Serpentor, emperor of Cobra, salute you, most noble one.

I'll be your eyes! Run!

I'll hotwire this baby and we're outta here.

I'll show you boring, mister!

I'll shut down and see if it stops.

I'll take the lady elsewhere, SIR!

I'll turn your eyeballs inside out.

I'll... I am always prepared to listen to reason, most honored sire.

I'm a citizen of Cobra La!

I'm an officer and I'm pullin' rank!

I'm aware of that, Serpentor! I am aware of everything.

I'm gettin' a nasty little feelin' like a train's comin' in

I'm lookin' at him.

I'm sending you to the Slaughterhouse.

I'm taking that film.

I've been expecting you.

I've seen putty with more backbone!

If anyone's dumb enough to try anything, they've got to get

If Cobra knows what happened to Roadblock's men.

If I can rev up enough juice...

If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared.

If it works.

If they keep shootin', we all blow up!

If we don't, those spores will filter in and mutate us, you bug brain.

If you ask me, some of them did not evolve.

If you won't answer me,

If you're gonna be there in time for breakfast, it's a long haul.

In a memory, O great Serpentor. I am part of your destiny.

In accordance with our ancient tradition.

In several hours, these magnificent fungusoids

In this stinking swamp, even big, bad Cobras need air conditioning.

Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro.

Inept! Insufficient! Inexcusable!

Inform Serpentor the prize is ours.

Insolent fool!

Intruder alert, sector 45A. Battle stations!

Intruder approaching Serpentor's war room. Seal all sectors!

Is guilty guilty of the one unforgiveable crime:

Is it good?

It is not his head you should be worried about, Cobra Commander.

It is our greater destiny that concerns me now.

It is yours. Your ego driven stupidity had converted

It was I who created you, Serpentor.

It was not my fault!

It would be tragic, wouldn't it?

It's definitely coming from the B.E.T.

It's gonna blow!

It's lookin' good! Rim shot!

It's my own fault I'm too slow.

It's not just unlikely, it's impossible.

It's over, and the verdict

It's poetic in its simplicity.

It's time to go bye bye, or boom boom! Where's Falcon?

It's time you learned we're a team, Red Dog.

It's too soon to tell yet, but I think the kid's got potential.

It's working!

Its little semiconductors singing under my fingertips.

Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra.

Jinx, escort this young lady off the base,.on the double!

Jinx, why aren't you dueling Lieutenant Falcon?

Joe will risk it all to end the evil call of

Jump, Falcon! Grab my ankles!

Jump, yardbird!

Just give me one clear shot.

Just point me at that overgrown bat.

Keep slicing.

Knock 'em out!

Know that I am Golobulus, supreme ruler of this kingdom of Cobra La.

Lackey? You dare call me a... Auggh!

Let the web of remembrance tell the tale!

Let's get outta here!

Let's get outta here!

Let's hope not, Serpentor.

Let's hope not.

Lies not within us, but within you!

Lieutenant Falcon, I can't understand how an arrogant misfit

Lieutenant Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal

Lifeline? Lifeline!

Like you got into this outfit in the first place!

Look at Cobra Commander!

Look at the sky!

Look out!

Look what dropped in on us, brothers:

Look! Security has been breached!

Looks like I can't look out for you any more, kid.

Looks like we've made it.

Maintain air attack, and deploy the Marauders!

Man said he had some errands to do.

Man with a problem, Quick Kick!

Man, who ever heard of being shot down by salad?

May your deeds match your words, Serpentor.

Maybe a little K.P.'ll help you get the lead out.

Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job.

Maybe walking's better for my health!

Mellow out. She didn't take any pictures.

Men, Doc says Duke's gonna be A OK!

Mercer, you know the layout.

Militarily speaking, it is only fair to say that

Mindbender, look out, you dolt!

Most powerful leaders for DNA!

Mouth closed, eyes open!

Must hurry!

Mutating them into primitive, incompetent life forms.

My buddies!

My duty, which is more than you seem able to do.

My eyes

My impetuous friend.

My job is to whip you into shape, and I'm talkin' whip!

My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship

My name is Sergeant Slaughter, special drill instructor for GI Joe.

My troops lack courage!

Neatly done, sister. I trust your mission was equally well executed?

Neither of us'll make it if you don't hang together!

Nemesis Enforcer, dispose of them.

Nemesis Enforcer, fetch Cobra Commander.

Nemesis Enforcer, take him away.

Nemesis Enforcer, throw this worthless

Nemesis Enforcer! Finish him off, we have work to do!

Never give up, never say die!

Next time, Chuckles, use the rocket launcher.

Nice legs for a grease monkey, soldier.

No one, no one defies Golobulus and lives! No one!

No problem, Beach Head.

No sweat.

No time for rematch! Remember bomb!

No weapons! Let's move out!

No, it can't be! Oh, brother, you are bad luck!

No, No, you did it to save me!

No, not this way, that way!

No, put him in with the Joe prisoners,

No, you can run! Yo Joe!

No, you can run! Yo Joe!

No!

NO!

No! Look!

No! NO!

No! No! Not the spores!

No! Nooo... ooo... ooo...

No! Release me!

No! retreat! Cobra, retreat!

No! Serpentor is the product of my genetic engineering!

No! We must protect you!

No. not yet!

No. not yet!

None may challenge Serpentor.

Not bad for a first date, huh?

Not good.

Not now. This is just a preliminary hearing.

Not so fast, Rawhide, you're not goin' anyplace.

Not that way! To the left!

NOT THE SPORES!

Nothin' like a little on the job trainin'!

Now how do we know which way to go?

Now just suppose those were Cobra creeps.

Now make like an amoeba and split.

Now straighten up and meet the Renegades.

Now that's what I call a challenge.

Now turn! No, straight ahead!

Now, you see those tech manuals over there?

Now... Yo Joe! Let's go!

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

Obliterate them!

Of Cobra ,but you don't have the courage to let them speak.

Of flying the transmitter back to Cobra La!

Of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found... none.

Of my character go unchallenged, will you?

Oh, brother.

Oh, it's Heather isn't it.

Okay, Chuckles, let's give this whirlybird a twirl!

Okay, guys, prove us Rawhides aren't raw!

Okay, lady, it's time for lights out!

Okay, now that we're all close friends , let's head for the Slaughterhouse.

Okay. Find 'em and bring 'em back. I'll have the B.E.T.

On inorganic, lifeless substances.

On what grounds?

On your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag an itty, bitty ditty bag! Got it?

Only those beneath Cobra La's ice dome will be spared.

Ooh, do it again Falcon, please.

Ooh, how bizarre!

Open it!

Order, give it to me. Good fella.

Organisms of Cobra La, detach, and defend to the death!

Our most dangerous enemy is not G.I. Joe

Over land and sea and air,

Over land and sea and air!

Panic spreading, far and wide!

Past him first. I figure he'll give us all the warning we need.

Patch me through! We've gotta warn him!

Penetrate security, free Serpentor, and injure three good men!

Perfect!

Perimeters are secured, sir!

Pipe down.

Plants, man. The kind that gobble you up.

Pour it on, Joes! We can't let 'em get their hands on the B.E.T..

Prepare for eternity!

Prepare the path of the steem.

Prepare to move out.

Press forward! I must possess the Broadcast

Problem, Beach Head?

PRODUCED BY: Joe Bacal, Tom Griffin

Promise me you'll try to get your act together,

Punishment? What about my trial?

Put it on, smart guy!

Pythona tells me I owe you my freedom.

Pythona!

Rather pedestrian brain with this,

Red Dog, booted out of pro football for unnecessary roughness.

Release me at once or face my wrath!

Ride the Joes? Are you balmy?

Right now we gotta warn headquarters.

Right, Duke. Let's go, Goldilocks.

Right!

Roadblock found us!

Roadblock, form a unit to run down Cobra.

Roadblock!

Save my bones for Davy Jones!

Say hello to Mercer, ex Cobra Viper who's seen the light.

Secure the B.E.T.!

See that one o' you's a real trooper.

See to him! I'm coming in!

Serpentor got the B.E.T., and Duke is seriously injured!

Serpentor is hurt! We must save him! Cobr...

Serpentor must stay here. We will intercept the intruder.

Serpentor needs us! We can't...

Sewage into the Abyss of Oblivion.

Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter

Shoot 'em down, whatever they are!

Show time.

Shut down the B.E.T.! I'll keep this party going!

Silence, Doctor.

Since when are you the nervous type? Yo Joe!

Sir, I've already ordered Beach Head to fast forward

Snow Job, need a lift?

So begins the dawn of our invincibility.

So I say to the guy, "I don't care if I have to

So they can see the fate which awaits them.

So what's your fee? Snakes don't give for free.

Socializing with either of us from here on.

Some kinda weird tree, man.

Some rescue party we turned out to be!

Somewhere in this village is a time bomb set to go off in five minutes.

Sorry you missed breakfast, Falcon (burp),

Sound the alarm! The Joes are attacking!

Sparring. Any problem with that?

Spores to mutate every man, woman, and child on Earth!

Stand your ground! Not there, here! No, over there!

STARRING

Stop sayin' that, you hear? You're makin' me crazy!

Stop stranglin' me!

Stop! It's a trap!

STORY CONSULTANT: Buzz Dixon

Stow it, Falcon. I'm allergic to baloney.

Straight ahead, a mountain path!

Strato Vipers, when the battle is won, to you shall go the honor

SUPERVISING PRODUCER: Jay Bacal

Sure don't look cozy down there!

Surprisingly, they evolved.

Take me with you!

Take refuge in the grove!

Takes out the defense and lays down the long bomb!

Takin' a dip, love?

Terrific question.

Thanks, big brother. Let's go.

Thanks, Flint. Now Roadblock,

That ain't necessarily so!

That answer gives me no comfort.

That better, sweetheart?

That Falcon is such a hunk! I'm talkin' major league gorgeous.

That giant plant eats Joes alive!

That is not your concern. Do as you're told like an obedient lackey.

That new kid, Lieutenant Falcon, is guardin' our outer perimeter.

That won't be necessary.

That wrong must be avenged

That you not be boundover for court martial.

That's easier said than done.

That's funny!

That's it! Faster! Faster!

That's not gonna happen! Right?

That's our ticket in.

That's right, per fect!

That's suicide!

That's terrific, Sarge, but I'm tryin' to cut down on

That's treason!

Thats better!

The alarm circuit's been cut! How are you at splicing!

The B.E.T. started Cross Country's HAVOC!

The B.E.T.'ll work perfectly, Duke. I can practically feel

The Baroness has located the Broadcast Energy Transmitter.

The beginning of the end of human civilization,

The Big Lob scores,

The big sleaze bat belongs to me!

The Broadcast Energy Transmitter! Of course!

The chicken sweat just now, so if you'll excuse me...

The cowards can stay out here.

The cracking of your vertebrae, one by one!

The crowd ain't the only thing that's goin' bananas!

The deadliest of foes?

The emperor needs us, Commander.

The Fang Gang's bound to take a whack at 'em.

The fault, most imperial Serpentor,

The goal line is in sight!

The Himalayas are a big hunk of geography, Sergeant,

The Joes are escaping!

The Joes can't stop us from capturing it now.

The keenest eye is that which looks inward.

The last of the mutation spores are burning up in orbit.

The last thing you will hear is

The mutation process is irreversible.

The only thing you're pulling is guard duty until I say otherwise!

The pene plastic shield would stop 'em cold.

The pods will contain spores,

The real men can go in.

The rest of us will take care of Serpentor and the B.E.T.

The sooner they graduate, the sooner they can fight.

The spores will burst forth, and this pitiful planet will be ours.

The training of our new recruits.

The trial of Cobra Commander!

The ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation,

The world will soon be ours, great Golobulus!

Their culture was a travesty of our own noble ways,

Their hospital stay.

Then do it. We'll blow up their armory,

Then let's do it, soldier! Yo Joe!

Then let's move it!

Then they'd have to get past three of our best guys.

Then, so say we all.

There goes our ride.

There he is! Hey, it's Roadblock! etc.

There is no way to stop the spores!

There it is, Lift Ticket!

There they are! Yeah! Yo Joe! etc.

There!

There! Stop him!

There's nothing you can do to save them!

There's only two ways outta my command:

These things aren't invulnerable after all!

They are too late.

They gonna shoot Falcon?

They'd still have to blast

They're advancing on the palace!

They're after the B.E.T.

They're gonna sc**** you off the walls with a squeegee.

They're not real dependable yet,

They're off balance and undermanned.

They're smart and tough. No reason to write 'em off yet.

Think of it as an extra rough training exercise.

This I command!

This I command!

This I command!

This is Doc at headquarters.

This is for Gung Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka! (grunts) This is for Falcon!

This is madness! Our men are half frozen! You'll kill us all!

This is my dog, Order.

This is supposed to be your test, Law!

This isn't Doc's day for miracles.

This may be an assassination attempt.

This operation is costing us dearly!

This way out! Yo Joe!

This way.

Those fool Dreadnoks! They fly too close to the carnal trees!

Those orbiting pods contain degenerative spores, and if the

Three good men injured, Serpentor freed by some

Through a couple o' yards of super hard concrete.

To go into the world and raise a mighty army,

To Serpentor's home base, a place called Cobra La.

To the stockade without an I.D. bracelet.

Tomax! The B.E.T. is activating the Joe's weapons!

Toodleoo!

Training, huh? Then why don't we leave our weapons behind

Transferred to a maximum security station while you're away.

Transferred to a maximum security station while you're away.

Transmitter all over the world. Pure energy, pumped through the air.

Twenty four hours, and zip from Roadblock and his unit!

Uh huh.

Uh oh! Aggressive defense! He takes a hit, but keeps comin'!

Uh, hi, guys.

Uh, how's Falcon doing?

Unless you like snakeburgers.

Unless you warn G. I. Joe in time.

Unsubstantiated fantasy! Lies! Lies! LIES!

Until we return with the Broadcast Energy Transmitter!

Useless! All useless!

Useless! All useless!

Vengeance is ours!

Victory to catastrophe for the last time!

Wait for me!

Wait, those aren't Dreadnoks. They're... G.I. Joes!

Wait! I know another way out of Cobra La.

Walking tall with banners high, they sound the battle cry:

Want me to kiss it and make it better?

Warn him? About what?

Warn the others!

Was a man! Men may rule, but serpents never! Was a...

Was beyond the capacity of even your fine intelligence?