A black man just came in with a flamethrower, just like you always knew would happen!
A black man just came in with a flamethrower, just like you always knew would happen! from Get Hard (2015)
A strip club isn't a home office.
A strip club isn't a home office. from Get Hard (2015)
A verdict is expected today in the mini Madoff trial of James King.
A verdict is expected today in the mini Madoff trial of James King. from Get Hard (2015)
A very white gang. from Get Hard (2015)
Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
Aah! James, you mean to tell me you could do this shit the whole time?
Aah! James, you mean to tell me you could do this shit the whole time? from Get Hard (2015)
According to who? from Get Hard (2015)
Act natural, James. You walking like you guilty.
Act natural, James. You walking like you guilty. from Get Hard (2015)
Ah... from Get Hard (2015)
Ain't no gyms in San Quentin.
Ain't no gyms in San Quentin. from Get Hard (2015)
Ain't no kind of. They are.
Ain't no kind of. They are. from Get Hard (2015)
Ain't no way you're making that much money without committing a crime.
Ain't no way you're making that much money without committing a crime. from Get Hard (2015)
Alissa! from Get Hard (2015)
All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade. from Get Hard (2015)
All right, break it up. from Get Hard (2015)
All right, great job. from Get Hard (2015)
All right, James. Look, you're gonna get in a fight on the inside. Okay?
All right, James. Look, you're gonna get in a fight on the inside. Okay? from Get Hard (2015)
All right? People look at what you have...
All right? People look at what you have... from Get Hard (2015)
All right. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. Ahem. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. I'll just go do it.
All right. I'll just go do it. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. Let's get started.
All right. Let's get started. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. Now, this is very complicated to follow.
All right. Now, this is very complicated to follow. from Get Hard (2015)
Almost sounds like a movie.
Almost sounds like a movie. from Get Hard (2015)
Always check the anus. from Get Hard (2015)
An entire island. from Get Hard (2015)
And a great friend. from Get Hard (2015)
And as your incarceration expert, that concerns me.
And as your incarceration expert, that concerns me. from Get Hard (2015)
And because you rock my world...
And because you rock my world... from Get Hard (2015)
And between the pot and the hos...
And between the pot and the hos... from Get Hard (2015)
And don't try any stupid shit.
And don't try any stupid shit. from Get Hard (2015)
And I am, I am. And I think I'm open to it now because of our talk.
And I am, I am. And I think I'm open to it now because of our talk. from Get Hard (2015)
And I can't ever thank you.
And I can't ever thank you. from Get Hard (2015)
And I can't read your mind
And I can't read your mind from Get Hard (2015)
And I got Makayla at the table.
And I got Makayla at the table. from Get Hard (2015)
And I just want you to know I'll do whatever it takes to survive and get my life back.
And I just want you to know I'll do whatever it takes to survive and get my life back. from Get Hard (2015)
And I will be contacting my attorney. Daddy?
And I will be contacting my attorney. Daddy? from Get Hard (2015)
And I'm a businessman. from Get Hard (2015)
And if you go through that threshold and you make it back...
And if you go through that threshold and you make it back... from Get Hard (2015)
And it's that whole helpless feeling that I have about our creative process being monetized...
And it's that whole helpless feeling that I have about our creative process being monetized... from Get Hard (2015)
And next time you wanna store some fraud shit, get an iPad.
And next time you wanna store some fraud shit, get an iPad. from Get Hard (2015)
And now I'm fucked beyond all fucktitude!
And now I'm fucked beyond all fucktitude! from Get Hard (2015)
And see how many hits it gets.
And see how many hits it gets. from Get Hard (2015)
And somebody just graduated.
And somebody just graduated. from Get Hard (2015)
And that I am no Bernie Madoff.
And that I am no Bernie Madoff. from Get Hard (2015)
And that the jury will put aside their bias and see the truth:
And that the jury will put aside their bias and see the truth: from Get Hard (2015)
And the strip club ain't no home office!
And the strip club ain't no home office! from Get Hard (2015)
And they want... from Get Hard (2015)
And today, that hard work paid off...
And today, that hard work paid off... from Get Hard (2015)
And you have so many friends, baby.
And you have so many friends, baby. from Get Hard (2015)
Any sort of contact with the clearing house, the traders...
Any sort of contact with the clearing house, the traders... from Get Hard (2015)
Anything you desire, anything you want is yours.
Anything you desire, anything you want is yours. from Get Hard (2015)
Anyway, I'm going to prison and I need protection.
Anyway, I'm going to prison and I need protection. from Get Hard (2015)
Anyway, Martin used to drive the same exact seven miles every day.
Anyway, Martin used to drive the same exact seven miles every day. from Get Hard (2015)
Are there any French gangs?
Are there any French gangs? from Get Hard (2015)
Are you fucking ki...? It's common sense, James.
Are you fucking ki...? It's common sense, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Are you gonna get him some help on the inside?
Are you gonna get him some help on the inside? from Get Hard (2015)
Are you hard? And can you handle yourself?
Are you hard? And can you handle yourself? from Get Hard (2015)
Are you okay? from Get Hard (2015)
Are you ready to get hard?
Are you ready to get hard? from Get Hard (2015)
Are you the king? How much money you gonna make today?
Are you the king? How much money you gonna make today? from Get Hard (2015)
Are you? Ha ha ha. from Get Hard (2015)
Aren't you supposed to be a predatory lender? Then prey on me!
Aren't you supposed to be a predatory lender? Then prey on me! from Get Hard (2015)
As for me, I was cleared of all charges related to the embezzlement.
As for me, I was cleared of all charges related to the embezzlement. from Get Hard (2015)
Attention Sea Note. This is the U.S. Marshal Service.
Attention Sea Note. This is the U.S. Marshal Service. from Get Hard (2015)
Aw. from Get Hard (2015)
Babe. This does not make any sense.
Babe. This does not make any sense. from Get Hard (2015)
Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.
Baby, all we have to do is keep saving. from Get Hard (2015)
Ball's in your court, Gayle.
Ball's in your court, Gayle. from Get Hard (2015)
Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable.
Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable. from Get Hard (2015)
Because it's my job to prepare you.
Because it's my job to prepare you. from Get Hard (2015)
Because me not getting this loan is a problem.
Because me not getting this loan is a problem. from Get Hard (2015)
Because once we go, we do not hold back.
Because once we go, we do not hold back. from Get Hard (2015)
Because you're not doing what I told you to.
Because you're not doing what I told you to. from Get Hard (2015)
Before I pop yo ass! from Get Hard (2015)
Being with you and in front of all of our friends and family here...
Being with you and in front of all of our friends and family here... from Get Hard (2015)
Bênção kick! from Get Hard (2015)
Better luck on handling yourself!
Better luck on handling yourself! from Get Hard (2015)
Bitch, you got two seconds to let his fucking pocket go. Two!
Bitch, you got two seconds to let his fucking pocket go. Two! from Get Hard (2015)
Black people ain't trying to hurt you!
Black people ain't trying to hurt you! from Get Hard (2015)
Bottom line, James! I know what I'm talking about.
Bottom line, James! I know what I'm talking about. from Get Hard (2015)
Boyz n the Hood, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Buenos dias, Cecelio! from Get Hard (2015)
Burn him. from Get Hard (2015)
But by hard work. from Get Hard (2015)
But don't be fooled by its beauty and grace.
But don't be fooled by its beauty and grace. from Get Hard (2015)
But don't start crying when you drop me off at the dorm, because then I'll start crying.
But don't start crying when you drop me off at the dorm, because then I'll start crying. from Get Hard (2015)
But I buckled down and I succeeded.
But I buckled down and I succeeded. from Get Hard (2015)
But I thought you loved me forever.
But I thought you loved me forever. from Get Hard (2015)
But I'll put the play together.
But I'll put the play together. from Get Hard (2015)
But if I could choose a dad...
But if I could choose a dad... from Get Hard (2015)
But if I did I'd find from Get Hard (2015)
But is being right more important than friendship? Huh?
But is being right more important than friendship? Huh? from Get Hard (2015)
But last week, he started driving 56 miles every day.
But last week, he started driving 56 miles every day. from Get Hard (2015)
But most of all, if you let someone fuck with your food, you're a punk fuck bitch.
But most of all, if you let someone fuck with your food, you're a punk fuck bitch. from Get Hard (2015)
But not with us. You know, inside it's all about color.
But not with us. You know, inside it's all about color. from Get Hard (2015)
But Russell, from the Crenshaw Kings, referred me?
But Russell, from the Crenshaw Kings, referred me? from Get Hard (2015)
But that **** James from Get Hard (2015)
But then he explained how he was able to hide most of the money...
But then he explained how he was able to hide most of the money... from Get Hard (2015)
But you get protection from us, we got rules.
But you get protection from us, we got rules. from Get Hard (2015)
But you gotta trust me, man.
But you gotta trust me, man. from Get Hard (2015)
But you learned some of that shit from me too. Right, James?
But you learned some of that shit from me too. Right, James? from Get Hard (2015)
But you, motherfucker, man, you white as mayonnaise, man. Ha ha ha.
But you, motherfucker, man, you white as mayonnaise, man. Ha ha ha. from Get Hard (2015)
But, thanks to Darnell, I was ready.
But, thanks to Darnell, I was ready. from Get Hard (2015)
By my calculation we should be well outside the county line.
By my calculation we should be well outside the county line. from Get Hard (2015)
By the way, the gay game is a game you can win.
By the way, the gay game is a game you can win. from Get Hard (2015)
Bye bye. from Get Hard (2015)
Call my lawyer in Tijuana.
Call my lawyer in Tijuana. from Get Hard (2015)
Can I join the gang, s'il vous plaît?
Can I join the gang, s'il vous plaît? from Get Hard (2015)
Capoeira must never be used unless capoeira is required.
Capoeira must never be used unless capoeira is required. from Get Hard (2015)
Cecelio, turn it off! from Get Hard (2015)
Cecelio! Release the chickens!
Cecelio! Release the chickens! from Get Hard (2015)
Choking on a mouthful of balls
Choking on a mouthful of balls from Get Hard (2015)
Clean the roofs, Mike. from Get Hard (2015)
Clear professional. from Get Hard (2015)
Come here, man. Heh. from Get Hard (2015)
Come here! from Get Hard (2015)
Come on, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on, man! from Get Hard (2015)
Come on, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on! from Get Hard (2015)
Come on! James, you need to focus.
Come on! James, you need to focus. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on. Come on, let's go.
Come on. Come on, let's go. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on. Get your juice, and your book bag.
Come on. Get your juice, and your book bag. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on. Just can't get it through your head?
Come on. Just can't get it through your head? from Get Hard (2015)
Come on. They're probably sending you to some Club Fed prison.
Come on. They're probably sending you to some Club Fed prison. from Get Hard (2015)
Cops came, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Cops came. I said, I did it.
Cops came. I said, I did it. from Get Hard (2015)
Crenshaw Kings for life, motherfucker.
Crenshaw Kings for life, motherfucker. from Get Hard (2015)
Cut it off. Get it out of my face, man.
Cut it off. Get it out of my face, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Cut the light off! Shit! from Get Hard (2015)
Daddy, I don't think he did it.
Daddy, I don't think he did it. from Get Hard (2015)
Daddy, I like your car wash.
Daddy, I like your car wash. from Get Hard (2015)
Daddy's working on it. I love you.
Daddy's working on it. I love you. from Get Hard (2015)
Dammit. from Get Hard (2015)
Damn. Mayo is badass. from Get Hard (2015)
Darnell, have you every shared with James the story of how you went away?
Darnell, have you every shared with James the story of how you went away? from Get Hard (2015)
Darnell, why don't you tell him about that time that that white lady came and adopted you...
Darnell, why don't you tell him about that time that that white lady came and adopted you... from Get Hard (2015)
Darnell! from Get Hard (2015)
Darnell! I made it! from Get Hard (2015)
Darnell? Who's Darnell, ése? You're looking at Carlos.
Darnell? Who's Darnell, ése? You're looking at Carlos. from Get Hard (2015)
Daughters will love like you do
Daughters will love like you do from Get Hard (2015)
Dickade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
Dickade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Dickapedia! Why do you care?
Dickapedia! Why do you care? from Get Hard (2015)
Did it get bigger? from Get Hard (2015)
Die! Die! from Get Hard (2015)
Do like we used to do in the yard.
Do like we used to do in the yard. from Get Hard (2015)
Do me on the new house. from Get Hard (2015)
Do you understand you're gonna get him killed before he even gets to prison?
Do you understand you're gonna get him killed before he even gets to prison? from Get Hard (2015)
Don't give me reason to find you again. Either of you.
Don't give me reason to find you again. Either of you. from Get Hard (2015)
Don't mad dog, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it.
Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it. from Get Hard (2015)
Don't you mad dog me, James.
Don't you mad dog me, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Don't you want... from Get Hard (2015)
Don't you, Mr. Popular? from Get Hard (2015)
Doughboy's like, Come on, man. Get up. Let him be. He's done.
Doughboy's like, Come on, man. Get up. Let him be. He's done. from Get Hard (2015)
Doughboy's real name was Russell. We was close, man.
Doughboy's real name was Russell. We was close, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Down the hatch! Heh. from Get Hard (2015)
Dude need a white gang. from Get Hard (2015)
Eating alone? from Get Hard (2015)
Everybody, step aside! from Get Hard (2015)
Everything. from Get Hard (2015)
Exactly what it is. Now, convey that shit. Let me see it.
Exactly what it is. Now, convey that shit. Let me see it. from Get Hard (2015)
Exactly. Thank you. from Get Hard (2015)
Except you can't vote, ever.
Except you can't vote, ever. from Get Hard (2015)
Except you forgot one little detail.
Except you forgot one little detail. from Get Hard (2015)
Excuse me, sir. I hate to bother you, but I need to fight you.
Excuse me, sir. I hate to bother you, but I need to fight you. from Get Hard (2015)
Excuse me. from Get Hard (2015)
Excuse me. from Get Hard (2015)
Excuse me. Everyone, just shh.
Excuse me. Everyone, just shh. from Get Hard (2015)
Explain to her why she has to go to school in a gangbanger school district...
Explain to her why she has to go to school in a gangbanger school district... from Get Hard (2015)
Facial. from Get Hard (2015)
Fathers, be good to your daughters
Fathers, be good to your daughters from Get Hard (2015)
Fifty six! So, what I did was, I checked the map.
Fifty six! So, what I did was, I checked the map. from Get Hard (2015)
Fine. Fine. from Get Hard (2015)
First rule in prison pat downs:
First rule in prison pat downs: from Get Hard (2015)
Fit in, man. Go ahead. from Get Hard (2015)
Follow your heart, man. from Get Hard (2015)
For the love of Alan Greenspan.
For the love of Alan Greenspan. from Get Hard (2015)
For too long, wealthy white collar offenders like you...
For too long, wealthy white collar offenders like you... from Get Hard (2015)
For what?! What is...? from Get Hard (2015)
Fortunately, I got a plan.
Fortunately, I got a plan. from Get Hard (2015)
Frankly, I don't feel like you're giving me 100 percent.
Frankly, I don't feel like you're giving me 100 percent. from Get Hard (2015)
Fresh air. from Get Hard (2015)
From now on this will be your cell.
From now on this will be your cell. from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck a bag of tits! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck a tit hard! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck a tit! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck cock! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck is wrong with you? The shit is pretax.
Fuck is wrong with you? The shit is pretax. from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck someone! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck yeah, James. Get his ass, James.
Fuck yeah, James. Get his ass, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck yeah! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck you. from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck! from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck! My life is ruined. from Get Hard (2015)
Fucking working for a villain in a James Bond movie!
Fucking working for a villain in a James Bond movie! from Get Hard (2015)
Gayle, a minute. from Get Hard (2015)
Get back here, bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
Get down, James. You gotta get down.
Get down, James. You gotta get down. from Get Hard (2015)
Get off! Get off! from Get Hard (2015)
Get off. from Get Hard (2015)
Get up, go over there, and politely ask that man can you suck his dick.
Get up, go over there, and politely ask that man can you suck his dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Girls become lovers from Get Hard (2015)
Give respect to get respect.
Give respect to get respect. from Get Hard (2015)
Go suck a dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Go survive. from Get Hard (2015)
Go upstairs, turn this place into prison.
Go upstairs, turn this place into prison. from Get Hard (2015)
Go! Go! Go! from Get Hard (2015)
God, look at you! from Get Hard (2015)
God! from Get Hard (2015)
God! You're failing. from Get Hard (2015)
God. from Get Hard (2015)
God. Oh, God. from Get Hard (2015)
Goddamn, James. Please, please, James.
Goddamn, James. Please, please, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm.
Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm. from Get Hard (2015)
Good job, James! from Get Hard (2015)
Good luck charm, my ass. from Get Hard (2015)
Good one, Spider. from Get Hard (2015)
Google I Have a Dream, assholes!
Google I Have a Dream, assholes! from Get Hard (2015)
Gosh, me neither. from Get Hard (2015)
Great! Oh, good! from Get Hard (2015)
Great. from Get Hard (2015)
Great. Then you have a plan for success.
Great. Then you have a plan for success. from Get Hard (2015)
Gringo, you take you and your dirty bitch elsewhere.
Gringo, you take you and your dirty bitch elsewhere. from Get Hard (2015)
Guys like you will always be the fall guy because you're weak.
Guys like you will always be the fall guy because you're weak. from Get Hard (2015)
Ha, ha. Okay. Ha ha ha. from Get Hard (2015)
Ha! from Get Hard (2015)
Hand over the computer, James.
Hand over the computer, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Have a good night. from Get Hard (2015)
He ain't gonna say no. It's a scientific fact.
He ain't gonna say no. It's a scientific fact. from Get Hard (2015)
He had the ticket! from Get Hard (2015)
He just wants you to protect him while he's on the inside.
He just wants you to protect him while he's on the inside. from Get Hard (2015)
He loves putting me in the hole.
He loves putting me in the hole. from Get Hard (2015)
He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the bin Ladens.
He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the bin Ladens. from Get Hard (2015)
He was our golden boy, you know?
He was our golden boy, you know? from Get Hard (2015)
He will not last in prison.
He will not last in prison. from Get Hard (2015)
He wouldn't even last in my school.
He wouldn't even last in my school. from Get Hard (2015)
He'll be choking on A mouthful of balls
He'll be choking on A mouthful of balls from Get Hard (2015)
He's a fucking cop. from Get Hard (2015)
He's a n**** lover. You take him.
He's a n**** lover. You take him. from Get Hard (2015)
He's gonna make a run for it.
He's gonna make a run for it. from Get Hard (2015)
He's gonna shoot us. from Get Hard (2015)
He's keeping me up to date. But the million dollar question is:
He's keeping me up to date. But the million dollar question is: from Get Hard (2015)
He's so charismatic. Real natural leader. Reminds me of a young Ronald Reagan.
He's so charismatic. Real natural leader. Reminds me of a young Ronald Reagan. from Get Hard (2015)
Heh. Hell yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Hell no, man. Is this the motherfucker who you said you had to get ready for prison, man?
Hell no, man. Is this the motherfucker who you said you had to get ready for prison, man? from Get Hard (2015)
Hello, this is James. from Get Hard (2015)
Hello? from Get Hard (2015)
Hello. James King, Senior Fund Manager, Wealthrop Funds.
Hello. James King, Senior Fund Manager, Wealthrop Funds. from Get Hard (2015)
Help me to not be someone's bitch.
Help me to not be someone's bitch. from Get Hard (2015)
Help me! from Get Hard (2015)
Help you with what? from Get Hard (2015)
Here, you tell her. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey there, Jamesy, that was quite a ride, man.
Hey there, Jamesy, that was quite a ride, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, baby, do what I showed you.
Hey, baby, do what I showed you. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, back off! You better get those tits out of my face! Or I'll show you my tits!
Hey, back off! You better get those tits out of my face! Or I'll show you my tits! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, big guy, my name is Ken. I work here.
Hey, big guy, my name is Ken. I work here. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, boss man, did you get that text?
Hey, boss man, did you get that text? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, don't freak out. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, everybody! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, fellas. My heart's already been ****d.
Hey, fellas. My heart's already been ****d. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, guys. He's in there.
Hey, guys. He's in there. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, hi. I'm James. You mind if I could give you a little head?
Hey, hi. I'm James. You mind if I could give you a little head? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, I gotta go, okay? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, I want you to be safe, okay?
Hey, I want you to be safe, okay? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, I was nervous the first time I did karaoke, right?
Hey, I was nervous the first time I did karaoke, right? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, I'm about to tear you a new ass.
Hey, I'm about to tear you a new ass. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, listen up, everyone. I'm extremely sad.
Hey, listen up, everyone. I'm extremely sad. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, listen, Russell... from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, listen. I tell you what though.
Hey, listen. I tell you what though. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, Mr. King. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, pal. I'm about to tear you a new ass.
Hey, pal. I'm about to tear you a new ass. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, Russell. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, Russell. Russell! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents.
Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, that capoeira shit was amazing.
Hey, that capoeira shit was amazing. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, you are living the dream, my friend.
Hey, you are living the dream, my friend. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, you know something, you're family now, kid.
Hey, you know something, you're family now, kid. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, your dad never went to jail, okay?
Hey, your dad never went to jail, okay? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! Have fun with it, right?
Hey! Have fun with it, right? from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! Hey, I swear to God. I swear to God, I'll cut you,ése.
Hey! Hey, I swear to God. I swear to God, I'll cut you,ése. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! Hey, you! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! It's Darnell! It's Darnell!
Hey! It's Darnell! It's Darnell! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! It's me, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!
Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! Wow. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey. It's me, Darnell. Look, man, I've been thinking it over...
Hey. It's me, Darnell. Look, man, I've been thinking it over... from Get Hard (2015)
Hey... from Get Hard (2015)
Hi, Dad? from Get Hard (2015)
Hi, everyone! from Get Hard (2015)
Hi. from Get Hard (2015)
Hi. from Get Hard (2015)
His yacht. from Get Hard (2015)
Hmm. Almost. from Get Hard (2015)
Hold on! Hold on. Question, question.
Hold on! Hold on. Question, question. from Get Hard (2015)
Hold up, everybody. Stand back. I'll handle it.
Hold up, everybody. Stand back. I'll handle it. from Get Hard (2015)
Hold up! Oh, shit! Wait, wait, wait!
Hold up! Oh, shit! Wait, wait, wait! from Get Hard (2015)
Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice, talk a little deeper.
Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice, talk a little deeper. from Get Hard (2015)
Hope you brought your Costco card, because you're about to get dick in bulk!
Hope you brought your Costco card, because you're about to get dick in bulk! from Get Hard (2015)
How about fresh farm to table, a purée of my balls!
How about fresh farm to table, a purée of my balls! from Get Hard (2015)
How about we make a toast to escaping fucking Nazis.
How about we make a toast to escaping fucking Nazis. from Get Hard (2015)
How could you do this to me, Martin? Ten years in prison?
How could you do this to me, Martin? Ten years in prison? from Get Hard (2015)
How do you know my mama?! You don't know my mama.
How do you know my mama?! You don't know my mama. from Get Hard (2015)
How does a million dollars sound?
How does a million dollars sound? from Get Hard (2015)
How does a prix fixe dinner of five courses of dick sound?
How does a prix fixe dinner of five courses of dick sound? from Get Hard (2015)
How hard is it to cry, Makayla?
How hard is it to cry, Makayla? from Get Hard (2015)
How many times did I breathe in clean air, fragrant with lavender, and take it for granted?
How many times did I breathe in clean air, fragrant with lavender, and take it for granted? from Get Hard (2015)
How to keister? Up the keister?
How to keister? Up the keister? from Get Hard (2015)
How to prevent this: from Get Hard (2015)
How? from Get Hard (2015)
However, from the sound of CNN and the looks of The Wall Street Journal...
However, from the sound of CNN and the looks of The Wall Street Journal... from Get Hard (2015)
Hug, motherfuckers! from Get Hard (2015)
Hug. from Get Hard (2015)
Humor me. from Get Hard (2015)
I actually respect you for trying, but enough is enough, James.
I actually respect you for trying, but enough is enough, James. from Get Hard (2015)
I almost sucked a dick because of you!
I almost sucked a dick because of you! from Get Hard (2015)
I am but a simple bartender from Belize.
I am but a simple bartender from Belize. from Get Hard (2015)
I am genuinely sorry it had to end this way.
I am genuinely sorry it had to end this way. from Get Hard (2015)
I am helping you. By saying no.
I am helping you. By saying no. from Get Hard (2015)
I am sorry, man, that just happened.
I am sorry, man, that just happened. from Get Hard (2015)
I apologize, James. What do you want me to do?
I apologize, James. What do you want me to do? from Get Hard (2015)
I came here to tell you we can clear your name, James.
I came here to tell you we can clear your name, James. from Get Hard (2015)
I came up with a great idea.
I came up with a great idea. from Get Hard (2015)
I came up with that. from Get Hard (2015)
I can turn it on with no hands.
I can turn it on with no hands. from Get Hard (2015)
I can't believe this is happening to me.
I can't believe this is happening to me. from Get Hard (2015)
I can't do it. I really tried. I just can't! You have to train me.
I can't do it. I really tried. I just can't! You have to train me. from Get Hard (2015)
I can't see through walls
I can't see through walls from Get Hard (2015)
I claimed him! He mine, Leroy!
I claimed him! He mine, Leroy! from Get Hard (2015)
I could pay you. from Get Hard (2015)
I did end up getting six months for carrying an unlicensed weapon.
I did end up getting six months for carrying an unlicensed weapon. from Get Hard (2015)
I didn't do it! from Get Hard (2015)
I didn't even say it. I was saying two other words.
I didn't even say it. I was saying two other words. from Get Hard (2015)
I didn't hear that part. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't care from Get Hard (2015)
I don't even give a shit.
I don't even give a shit. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't even know what the fuck that is, man!
I don't even know what the fuck that is, man! from Get Hard (2015)
I don't expect you to get it on the first pass, so listen very carefully.
I don't expect you to get it on the first pass, so listen very carefully. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't have to be a thug to portray a thug. Okay?
I don't have to be a thug to portray a thug. Okay? from Get Hard (2015)
I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that.
I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't know where I belong.
I don't know where I belong. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't like them. They cause too much trouble.
I don't like them. They cause too much trouble. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't wanna do this anymore. Let's move on. Okay?
I don't wanna do this anymore. Let's move on. Okay? from Get Hard (2015)
I don't wanna know. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't want him out there, playing detective with somebody.
I don't want him out there, playing detective with somebody. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't want it. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't want that. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that trick.
I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that trick. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad.
I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad. from Get Hard (2015)
I figured out that the residue on Martin's car was saltwater.
I figured out that the residue on Martin's car was saltwater. from Get Hard (2015)
I forgot the gin and juice. Should I run back inside?
I forgot the gin and juice. Should I run back inside? from Get Hard (2015)
I get up. from Get Hard (2015)
I got it. from Get Hard (2015)
I got it. Yeah, I got it.
I got it. Yeah, I got it. from Get Hard (2015)
I got the computer. from Get Hard (2015)
I got your keys! from Get Hard (2015)
I grab him. I got his head on my arm. I'm looking. I'm like, Ricky!
I grab him. I got his head on my arm. I'm looking. I'm like, Ricky! from Get Hard (2015)
I guess you got hard, Mayo.
I guess you got hard, Mayo. from Get Hard (2015)
I had to make it look good. You throw a fight, you don't go down in the first round. It's fine.
I had to make it look good. You throw a fight, you don't go down in the first round. It's fine. from Get Hard (2015)
I hate to admit it, but it's a good song.
I hate to admit it, but it's a good song. from Get Hard (2015)
I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you come with us?
I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you come with us? from Get Hard (2015)
I have to. I don't have a choice.
I have to. I don't have a choice. from Get Hard (2015)
I heard you! from Get Hard (2015)
I helped the FBI find and return all the assets Martin stole.
I helped the FBI find and return all the assets Martin stole. from Get Hard (2015)
I honestly don't get the difference between Roth and the traditional IRAs.
I honestly don't get the difference between Roth and the traditional IRAs. from Get Hard (2015)
I hope you brought your dick punch card because the eighth dick is free.
I hope you brought your dick punch card because the eighth dick is free. from Get Hard (2015)
I just felt with this face to face that you would...
I just felt with this face to face that you would... from Get Hard (2015)
I just gotta figure out why he's going to San Pedro. That's the only thing I don't know.
I just gotta figure out why he's going to San Pedro. That's the only thing I don't know. from Get Hard (2015)
I just need some love. Can you just hug me?
I just need some love. Can you just hug me? from Get Hard (2015)
I just needed a place to regroup.
I just needed a place to regroup. from Get Hard (2015)
I just thought you could use some company.
I just thought you could use some company. from Get Hard (2015)
I just wanna say, thank you, James and Alissa, for making me...
I just wanna say, thank you, James and Alissa, for making me... from Get Hard (2015)
I knew it! I knew my day would come.
I knew it! I knew my day would come. from Get Hard (2015)
I knew you were coming back.
I knew you were coming back. from Get Hard (2015)
I know I'm not crazy. Didn't I tell you to get off the phone? Get off the phone.
I know I'm not crazy. Didn't I tell you to get off the phone? Get off the phone. from Get Hard (2015)
I know. Can you fucking just keep your head...
I know. Can you fucking just keep your head... from Get Hard (2015)
I know. This is some kind of joke.
I know. This is some kind of joke. from Get Hard (2015)
I know. What are you doing?
I know. What are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
I like his hair. He's breathing on you.
I like his hair. He's breathing on you. from Get Hard (2015)
I like that. I like that a lot.
I like that. I like that a lot. from Get Hard (2015)
I lost everything! Fuck you!
I lost everything! Fuck you! from Get Hard (2015)
I lost my black friend. from Get Hard (2015)
I love it. from Get Hard (2015)
I love it. And I'm like, I'm not gonna kill you.
I love it. And I'm like, I'm not gonna kill you. from Get Hard (2015)
I love you, Dad. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean a whole fraternity of motherfuckers gonna have your back.
I mean a whole fraternity of motherfuckers gonna have your back. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean the small, small kinds
I mean the small, small kinds from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, camouflage and cheetah print, that's straight out the gangbanger's handbook.
I mean, camouflage and cheetah print, that's straight out the gangbanger's handbook. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, heck, I'm such a racist that my chess set, I only have white pieces.
I mean, heck, I'm such a racist that my chess set, I only have white pieces. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, she's the daughter of a convicted felon. She's strong.
I mean, she's the daughter of a convicted felon. She's strong. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, technically, I am right now.
I mean, technically, I am right now. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, that's why I'm down here power washing cars every day.
I mean, that's why I'm down here power washing cars every day. from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but, had no idea...
I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but, had no idea... from Get Hard (2015)
I mean, you wanna raise a family in this house?
I mean, you wanna raise a family in this house? from Get Hard (2015)
I never thought prison would be the place I learned to love again...
I never thought prison would be the place I learned to love again... from Get Hard (2015)
I only know these two. from Get Hard (2015)
I run over there. I'm running, I'm running.
I run over there. I'm running, I'm running. from Get Hard (2015)
I said, You damn right, it does. So we strapped up.
I said, You damn right, it does. So we strapped up. from Get Hard (2015)
I said, You go ahead. Live your life. I'll tell them it was me.
I said, You go ahead. Live your life. I'll tell them it was me. from Get Hard (2015)
I see all the wine, man. from Get Hard (2015)
I see you. from Get Hard (2015)
I sentence you to the harshest penalty allowed:
I sentence you to the harshest penalty allowed: from Get Hard (2015)
I speak French. I'm not fluent, but I can...
I speak French. I'm not fluent, but I can... from Get Hard (2015)
I still have that computer.
I still have that computer. from Get Hard (2015)
I still love you. from Get Hard (2015)
I suggest you walk wherever you came from, ése, before you have a problem.
I suggest you walk wherever you came from, ése, before you have a problem. from Get Hard (2015)
I survived with these. from Get Hard (2015)
I tell you what: from Get Hard (2015)
I think I know who killed Tupac.
I think I know who killed Tupac. from Get Hard (2015)
I think that's more of a Yale thing.
I think that's more of a Yale thing. from Get Hard (2015)
I think we've talked enough tonight.
I think we've talked enough tonight. from Get Hard (2015)
I think you have the safety on.
I think you have the safety on. from Get Hard (2015)
I think, real fast, you need to tell me what the fuck you gonna do...
I think, real fast, you need to tell me what the fuck you gonna do... from Get Hard (2015)
I told Doughboy I'd take the rap.
I told Doughboy I'd take the rap. from Get Hard (2015)
I told you to hit the bull's eye.
I told you to hit the bull's eye. from Get Hard (2015)
I told you, Carlos! Keep that shit over there on your side!
I told you, Carlos! Keep that shit over there on your side! from Get Hard (2015)
I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait...
I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait... from Get Hard (2015)
I totally feel fine. from Get Hard (2015)
I venture you've heard that I'm going to prison.
I venture you've heard that I'm going to prison. from Get Hard (2015)
I walked right into that one. Heh.
I walked right into that one. Heh. from Get Hard (2015)
I wanna fight you. from Get Hard (2015)
I wanna thank you personally for the Bradway Chemical buy.
I wanna thank you personally for the Bradway Chemical buy. from Get Hard (2015)
I want what they have. from Get Hard (2015)
I want you to call me Dad.
I want you to call me Dad. from Get Hard (2015)
I was being black. from Get Hard (2015)
I was in Nam! from Get Hard (2015)
I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks.
I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks. from Get Hard (2015)
I wasn't dirty when you was up in it. I wasn't dirty then, was I?
I wasn't dirty when you was up in it. I wasn't dirty then, was I? from Get Hard (2015)
I went to jail. from Get Hard (2015)
I will, Shonda. from Get Hard (2015)
I won't give the blacks a chance to win.
I won't give the blacks a chance to win. from Get Hard (2015)
I would listen to him. This man's a dangerous felon.
I would listen to him. This man's a dangerous felon. from Get Hard (2015)
I would love to. We could be island neighbors.
I would love to. We could be island neighbors. from Get Hard (2015)
I'd better get back before lockdown or Cecelio will put me in the hole.
I'd better get back before lockdown or Cecelio will put me in the hole. from Get Hard (2015)
I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50.
I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50. from Get Hard (2015)
I'd love to hear it. I think it could really help me.
I'd love to hear it. I think it could really help me. from Get Hard (2015)
I'll be so strong for you, Dad.
I'll be so strong for you, Dad. from Get Hard (2015)
I'll do better. We have the whole car ride.
I'll do better. We have the whole car ride. from Get Hard (2015)
I'll fucking kill you if you say anything.
I'll fucking kill you if you say anything. from Get Hard (2015)
I'll help him. from Get Hard (2015)
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
I'll kill you! I'll kill you! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm a Cliff Huxtable pussy looking motherfucker.
I'm a Cliff Huxtable pussy looking motherfucker. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm a fair person. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm blooding in. Crenshaw Kings are gonna protect me on the inside.
I'm blooding in. Crenshaw Kings are gonna protect me on the inside. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm getting the house. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm getting the house. Unh!
I'm getting the house. Unh! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm glad you like it, sweetie.
I'm glad you like it, sweetie. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm going to fuck you up, Mr. James!
I'm going to fuck you up, Mr. James! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna be there for 10 years.
I'm gonna be there for 10 years. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna break it off, make you eat it.
I'm gonna break it off, make you eat it. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna make you my bitch's bitch!
I'm gonna make you my bitch's bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna punch you in the fuck!
I'm gonna punch you in the fuck! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna punch you in the fuck!
I'm gonna punch you in the fuck! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna shit you! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna suck your di...
I'm gonna suck your di... from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna suck your di... Your di...
I'm gonna suck your di... Your di... from Get Hard (2015)
I'm happy to see you too, big fella. I'm happy to see you.
I'm happy to see you too, big fella. I'm happy to see you. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm here, supporting a friend, doing some gay stuff.
I'm here, supporting a friend, doing some gay stuff. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm just wondering if maybe I'm not the best fit for the Alliance of Whites.
I'm just wondering if maybe I'm not the best fit for the Alliance of Whites. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm not a puto. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm not gay, man. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
I'm not trying to appropriate your culture. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm one of the hardest workers you'll ever meet.
I'm one of the hardest workers you'll ever meet. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm positive. I just wanna ask you one question.
I'm positive. I just wanna ask you one question. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm ready for it. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm rolling. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sad dogging you. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm so glad I hired you. This is just what I need.
I'm so glad I hired you. This is just what I need. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry to remind you. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. My name is Chris. It's short for Christmas Came Early This Year.
I'm sorry. My name is Chris. It's short for Christmas Came Early This Year. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to...
I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to... from Get Hard (2015)
I'm still confused as to what piece you are in this puzzle, Carlos.
I'm still confused as to what piece you are in this puzzle, Carlos. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm very fond of you, but Himalayan Tiger tanked...
I'm very fond of you, but Himalayan Tiger tanked... from Get Hard (2015)
I'm... I'm laughing. from Get Hard (2015)
I've been pushed around for too long.
I've been pushed around for too long. from Get Hard (2015)
I've been washing your car for two years now...
I've been washing your car for two years now... from Get Hard (2015)
I've got a good feeling about clean coal.
I've got a good feeling about clean coal. from Get Hard (2015)
I've got a state of the art gym 40 feet away.
I've got a state of the art gym 40 feet away. from Get Hard (2015)
I've seen Boyz n the Hood.
I've seen Boyz n the Hood. from Get Hard (2015)
I've seen white people before. My probation officer is white. You know what I'm saying?
I've seen white people before. My probation officer is white. You know what I'm saying? from Get Hard (2015)
I've taken millions from them...
I've taken millions from them... from Get Hard (2015)
If I see you around here again, I'm gonna put a hashtag on your ass.
If I see you around here again, I'm gonna put a hashtag on your ass. from Get Hard (2015)
If I were to get into this game...
If I were to get into this game... from Get Hard (2015)
If you follow this guide and do exactly what I say you will survive in prison.
If you follow this guide and do exactly what I say you will survive in prison. from Get Hard (2015)
If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is.
If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is. from Get Hard (2015)
If you let someone mess with your food, you're a punk.
If you let someone mess with your food, you're a punk. from Get Hard (2015)
In 30 days, we'll have the money, the house will be ours. What is the problem?
In 30 days, we'll have the money, the house will be ours. What is the problem? from Get Hard (2015)
In fact, I made this one for you.
In fact, I made this one for you. from Get Hard (2015)
In other words, liquidate two bricks of cocaine and park it right here.
In other words, liquidate two bricks of cocaine and park it right here. from Get Hard (2015)
In prison, a mad dog face is essential to your survival. Do you understand me, James?
In prison, a mad dog face is essential to your survival. Do you understand me, James? from Get Hard (2015)
In return, they unfroze my bank accounts, and I knew just where to invest my money.
In return, they unfroze my bank accounts, and I knew just where to invest my money. from Get Hard (2015)
In Scotland, they're referred to as chibs.
In Scotland, they're referred to as chibs. from Get Hard (2015)
In this truck, the N word is perfectly fine. Just another word right now. Go ahead.
In this truck, the N word is perfectly fine. Just another word right now. Go ahead. from Get Hard (2015)
Infinity pool. from Get Hard (2015)
Instead of him going to prison, you got him 30 days to be out there, running around...
Instead of him going to prison, you got him 30 days to be out there, running around... from Get Hard (2015)
Is that a guesthouse for the guesthouse?
Is that a guesthouse for the guesthouse? from Get Hard (2015)
Is that weed? from Get Hard (2015)
It has no connection to the outside world. No emails, no internet, no trace.
It has no connection to the outside world. No emails, no internet, no trace. from Get Hard (2015)
It is so nice to talk to you.
It is so nice to talk to you. from Get Hard (2015)
It is what it is. from Get Hard (2015)
It just, like, jumped out, man.
It just, like, jumped out, man. from Get Hard (2015)
It makes you wanna give it back to them...
It makes you wanna give it back to them... from Get Hard (2015)
It means we went and got the guns.
It means we went and got the guns. from Get Hard (2015)
It reminds me of my humble beginnings.
It reminds me of my humble beginnings. from Get Hard (2015)
It starts with a simple inverse inhale.
It starts with a simple inverse inhale. from Get Hard (2015)
It took so long to ring me up, I had to miss my waxing appointment. I feel like a gorilla.
It took so long to ring me up, I had to miss my waxing appointment. I feel like a gorilla. from Get Hard (2015)
It was a reflex. I really can't tell you.
It was a reflex. I really can't tell you. from Get Hard (2015)
It wasn't quite the return I was hoping for, but...
It wasn't quite the return I was hoping for, but... from Get Hard (2015)
It will be our pleasure to repay you for your many kindnesses.
It will be our pleasure to repay you for your many kindnesses. from Get Hard (2015)
It's a Brazilian martial art.
It's a Brazilian martial art. from Get Hard (2015)
It's a good luck charm. from Get Hard (2015)
It's a teachable moment here, people.
It's a teachable moment here, people. from Get Hard (2015)
It's actually quite deadly.
It's actually quite deadly. from Get Hard (2015)
It's called capoeira. from Get Hard (2015)
It's confusing, but I don't...
It's confusing, but I don't... from Get Hard (2015)
It's Darnell. from Get Hard (2015)
It's delicious, though. from Get Hard (2015)
It's docked at the port. from Get Hard (2015)
It's fucking beautiful! from Get Hard (2015)
It's good, right? from Get Hard (2015)
It's good? from Get Hard (2015)
It's good. from Get Hard (2015)
It's in this cabinet. from Get Hard (2015)
It's James. from Get Hard (2015)
It's just the wine. from Get Hard (2015)
It's like a fishhook. The more you pull, the deeper it lodges.
It's like a fishhook. The more you pull, the deeper it lodges. from Get Hard (2015)
It's Mr. John Mayer! from Get Hard (2015)
It's my sign. from Get Hard (2015)
It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
It's not as bad as I've heard, is it? from Get Hard (2015)
It's okay. Put it back. God.
It's okay. Put it back. God. from Get Hard (2015)
It's short for Mayonnaise on account of my skin color.
It's short for Mayonnaise on account of my skin color. from Get Hard (2015)
It's sticking right out of my head.
It's sticking right out of my head. from Get Hard (2015)
It's summer too. from Get Hard (2015)
It's the size of your dick.
It's the size of your dick. from Get Hard (2015)
It's what drives this country.
It's what drives this country. from Get Hard (2015)
It's where you get your few precious minutes of fresh air and sunlight. Understand?
It's where you get your few precious minutes of fresh air and sunlight. Understand? from Get Hard (2015)
James is talking to somebody.
James is talking to somebody. from Get Hard (2015)
James King, exit the building and surrender to custody immediately.
James King, exit the building and surrender to custody immediately. from Get Hard (2015)
James King, Wealthrop Funds.
James King, Wealthrop Funds. from Get Hard (2015)
James King. Protestant. from Get Hard (2015)
James, don't do nothing stupid. Just dress casual.
James, don't do nothing stupid. Just dress casual. from Get Hard (2015)
James, fuck him. We're leaving.
James, fuck him. We're leaving. from Get Hard (2015)
James, I love you... from Get Hard (2015)
James, listen to me. from Get Hard (2015)
James, now there's still time to get everything you want.
James, now there's still time to get everything you want. from Get Hard (2015)
James, put that away, man! Stop!
James, put that away, man! Stop! from Get Hard (2015)
James, seriously? from Get Hard (2015)
James, stop it. from Get Hard (2015)
James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this.
James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this. from Get Hard (2015)
James, this is the moment when you cross that threshold...
James, this is the moment when you cross that threshold... from Get Hard (2015)
James, what are you doing?
James, what are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
James, you got a choice right now. You got the right path, you got the wrong path.
James, you got a choice right now. You got the right path, you got the wrong path. from Get Hard (2015)
James, you gotta get low!
James, you gotta get low! from Get Hard (2015)
James, you gotta throw something back!
James, you gotta throw something back! from Get Hard (2015)
James, you gotta trust me on this one.
James, you gotta trust me on this one. from Get Hard (2015)
James! James! from Get Hard (2015)
James! Let's go! from Get Hard (2015)
James? James. No. James, please.
James? James. No. James, please. from Get Hard (2015)
James. from Get Hard (2015)
James. from Get Hard (2015)
James. I gotta tell ya. I just can't imagine what you must be going through.
James. I gotta tell ya. I just can't imagine what you must be going through. from Get Hard (2015)
James. What's going on here? What the hell did you do to my boat?
James. What's going on here? What the hell did you do to my boat? from Get Hard (2015)
John, lay back. I'm gonna take a few bars.
John, lay back. I'm gonna take a few bars. from Get Hard (2015)
Just a second! from Get Hard (2015)
Just eat your fucking salads.
Just eat your fucking salads. from Get Hard (2015)
Just get up there and sing.
Just get up there and sing. from Get Hard (2015)
Just get your ass out the car and go in there, act hard.
Just get your ass out the car and go in there, act hard. from Get Hard (2015)
Just how strapped are these loser motherfuckers?
Just how strapped are these loser motherfuckers? from Get Hard (2015)
Just kiss me? from Get Hard (2015)
Just me, that computer...
Just me, that computer... from Get Hard (2015)
Just run them over! from Get Hard (2015)
Just stay in county lines with that thing on.
Just stay in county lines with that thing on. from Get Hard (2015)
Just this once. from Get Hard (2015)
Just to say thank you for all the hard work.
Just to say thank you for all the hard work. from Get Hard (2015)
Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators.
Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators. from Get Hard (2015)
Keep calm? Sir. Sir. Can you...?
Keep calm? Sir. Sir. Can you...? from Get Hard (2015)
Keistering. from Get Hard (2015)
Kill me! But please tell the world I'm not a thief!
Kill me! But please tell the world I'm not a thief! from Get Hard (2015)
Knee. Knee grr. from Get Hard (2015)
Leave him alone. I'll keep him.
Leave him alone. I'll keep him. from Get Hard (2015)
Leave me alone! Stop! No!
Leave me alone! Stop! No! from Get Hard (2015)
Leave the cart there and back away. Move away, come on. Move, move.
Leave the cart there and back away. Move away, come on. Move, move. from Get Hard (2015)
Let go of my face! from Get Hard (2015)
Let me create wealth for you.
Let me create wealth for you. from Get Hard (2015)
Let me hear some of it. from Get Hard (2015)
Let me ride you. Let me ride you into safety.
Let me ride you. Let me ride you into safety. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's go! from Get Hard (2015)
Let's go. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's go. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's go. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's just leave this material world behind.
Let's just leave this material world behind. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's just rest here. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us.
Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's roll, cos. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's roll. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's try this. What's that place where your leg bends?
Let's try this. What's that place where your leg bends? from Get Hard (2015)
Lights! from Get Hard (2015)
Listen to me. Listen to me. You're not gonna be at this school forever.
Listen to me. Listen to me. You're not gonna be at this school forever. from Get Hard (2015)
Listen to this. What if I have everything I need except the $30,000?
Listen to this. What if I have everything I need except the $30,000? from Get Hard (2015)
Listen up. I said I want you to learn how to suck dick.
Listen up. I said I want you to learn how to suck dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Listen, listen, I got some explaining to do. James!
Listen, listen, I got some explaining to do. James! from Get Hard (2015)
Listen, this relationship can't just be built around him.
Listen, this relationship can't just be built around him. from Get Hard (2015)
Live in a one bedroom shack.
Live in a one bedroom shack. from Get Hard (2015)
Look around you. from Get Hard (2015)
Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now.
Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now. from Get Hard (2015)
Look what your dumb ass done did. Stab.
Look what your dumb ass done did. Stab. from Get Hard (2015)
Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight.
Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight. from Get Hard (2015)
Look, he's not trying to be a member, okay?
Look, he's not trying to be a member, okay? from Get Hard (2015)
Look, the electronic toothbrush part, it still works.
Look, the electronic toothbrush part, it still works. from Get Hard (2015)
Look, we'll work out the details later.
Look, we'll work out the details later. from Get Hard (2015)
Look, you're gonna find you someone, man.
Look, you're gonna find you someone, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Look! All arrows point to Martin!
Look! All arrows point to Martin! from Get Hard (2015)
Look... from Get Hard (2015)
Looks like you could use a friend right now.
Looks like you could use a friend right now. from Get Hard (2015)
Loser motherfuckers. from Get Hard (2015)
Love you too, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Loyal to a fault. from Get Hard (2015)
Ma'am. Okay. I couldn't tell.
Ma'am. Okay. I couldn't tell. from Get Hard (2015)
Makayla, what...? from Get Hard (2015)
Make the right decision, James.
Make the right decision, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Man, fuck this boat! from Get Hard (2015)
Man, give us a second. from Get Hard (2015)
Man, I didn't say nothing.
Man, I didn't say nothing. from Get Hard (2015)
Man, put them up. from Get Hard (2015)
Martin didn't do as well. But he learned a valuable lesson too.
Martin didn't do as well. But he learned a valuable lesson too. from Get Hard (2015)
Martin was arrested for fraud, tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice.
Martin was arrested for fraud, tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice. from Get Hard (2015)
Martin was right. You are a lucky little shit.
Martin was right. You are a lucky little shit. from Get Hard (2015)
Martin! Martin! Martin! from Get Hard (2015)
Matter of fact, call me the N word. But say it like you mean it, though. Let me hear it.
Matter of fact, call me the N word. But say it like you mean it, though. Let me hear it. from Get Hard (2015)
Matter of time. Matter of time.
Matter of time. Matter of time. from Get Hard (2015)
Maximum bullshit prison? from Get Hard (2015)
Maybe I can help. from Get Hard (2015)
Maybe it's time that we act like we got work to do.
Maybe it's time that we act like we got work to do. from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo and Chocolat, motherfuckers!
Mayo and Chocolat, motherfuckers! from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo and Chocolat. from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo and Chocolate. from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo and Coffee. from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo and Fudge. from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo, I need you to sink your mind into this, cos.
Mayo, I need you to sink your mind into this, cos. from Get Hard (2015)
Mayo? from Get Hard (2015)
Me and Doughboy come around, we see Ricky on the ground.
Me and Doughboy come around, we see Ricky on the ground. from Get Hard (2015)
Me and Doughboy said we'll go this way.
Me and Doughboy said we'll go this way. from Get Hard (2015)
Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy.
Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy. from Get Hard (2015)
Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock!
Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock! from Get Hard (2015)
Million dollars sound like a one with six zeros behind it with two commas separating them.
Million dollars sound like a one with six zeros behind it with two commas separating them. from Get Hard (2015)
Mm hm. from Get Hard (2015)
Mm. from Get Hard (2015)
Mm. from Get Hard (2015)
More importantly, I'm not gonna be anyone's bitch.
More importantly, I'm not gonna be anyone's bitch. from Get Hard (2015)
Most of them. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Mother... Shit! from Get Hard (2015)
Motherfucker, freeze! from Get Hard (2015)
Motherfucker! Say something else, bro!
Motherfucker! Say something else, bro! from Get Hard (2015)
Motherfucker. from Get Hard (2015)
Motherfuckers! from Get Hard (2015)
Move! from Get Hard (2015)
Mr. King, no. I got that.
Mr. King, no. I got that. from Get Hard (2015)
Mr. King, please. I feel like you just haven't given me...
Mr. King, please. I feel like you just haven't given me... from Get Hard (2015)
Mr. King, that is... from Get Hard (2015)
Murder. Murder. from Get Hard (2015)
Murdered. Why do you want me to get murdered?
Murdered. Why do you want me to get murdered? from Get Hard (2015)
Music! from Get Hard (2015)
My heart is just now finally settling.
My heart is just now finally settling. from Get Hard (2015)
My knee? from Get Hard (2015)
My life's asshole is fucked!
My life's asshole is fucked! from Get Hard (2015)
My real father never had time for me.
My real father never had time for me. from Get Hard (2015)
No, he hasn't. from Get Hard (2015)
No, I'm not complaining because we have yet to have any sort of interaction.
No, I'm not complaining because we have yet to have any sort of interaction. from Get Hard (2015)
No, I'm not on the bench, man.
No, I'm not on the bench, man. from Get Hard (2015)
No, it's not a compliment. That's not a good number. I'm like a 9.
No, it's not a compliment. That's not a good number. I'm like a 9. from Get Hard (2015)
No, it's not what you think. We're in love.
No, it's not what you think. We're in love. from Get Hard (2015)
No, it's not, because I don't wanna play. I'm saying if.
No, it's not, because I don't wanna play. I'm saying if. from Get Hard (2015)
No, it's okay. A lot of people get confused by that.
No, it's okay. A lot of people get confused by that. from Get Hard (2015)
No, no, no, James! Don't freak out!
No, no, no, James! Don't freak out! from Get Hard (2015)
No, no, no! She's not done. She hasn't finished yet.
No, no, no! She's not done. She hasn't finished yet. from Get Hard (2015)
No, no, no. Not you, sir.
No, no, no. Not you, sir. from Get Hard (2015)
No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison.
No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison. from Get Hard (2015)
No, that's horrible, man. Anger. You gotta show me anger.
No, that's horrible, man. Anger. You gotta show me anger. from Get Hard (2015)
No, this house is a shithole!
No, this house is a shithole! from Get Hard (2015)
No! from Get Hard (2015)
No! from Get Hard (2015)
No! I don't feel comfortable with that. Let go of me! Leroy is going to be upset.
No! I don't feel comfortable with that. Let go of me! Leroy is going to be upset. from Get Hard (2015)
No! I don't want any of it.
No! I don't want any of it. from Get Hard (2015)
No! I'm not even wearing khakis.
No! I'm not even wearing khakis. from Get Hard (2015)
No. He's gonna kill us, man.
No. He's gonna kill us, man. from Get Hard (2015)
No. I don't think it's a strategy that could work.
No. I don't think it's a strategy that could work. from Get Hard (2015)
No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me.
No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me. from Get Hard (2015)
No. No, no. That's never gonna happen.
No. No, no. That's never gonna happen. from Get Hard (2015)
No. We don't have that type of time. Cecelio!
No. We don't have that type of time. Cecelio! from Get Hard (2015)
No. You made me hard. from Get Hard (2015)
No. You're right. You're right. Those are the months.
No. You're right. You're right. Those are the months. from Get Hard (2015)
Nope. from Get Hard (2015)
Not even a parking ticket.
Not even a parking ticket. from Get Hard (2015)
Not even chicks. Or dudes. I fuck anything.
Not even chicks. Or dudes. I fuck anything. from Get Hard (2015)
Not if Mayo can stop him.
Not if Mayo can stop him. from Get Hard (2015)
Now from this point on, this ain't your house no more.
Now from this point on, this ain't your house no more. from Get Hard (2015)
Now I'm gonna be dreaming about balls.
Now I'm gonna be dreaming about balls. from Get Hard (2015)
Now it is time. I can feel it.
Now it is time. I can feel it. from Get Hard (2015)
Now JoJo, you might be right.
Now JoJo, you might be right. from Get Hard (2015)
Now what do you do? You know what I mean?
Now what do you do? You know what I mean? from Get Hard (2015)
Now you must bring your power into the world.
Now you must bring your power into the world. from Get Hard (2015)
Now, before you say anything...
Now, before you say anything... from Get Hard (2015)
Now, do you have a problem with that, brother?
Now, do you have a problem with that, brother? from Get Hard (2015)
Now, I heard a crazy story about you. This guy James King?
Now, I heard a crazy story about you. This guy James King? from Get Hard (2015)
Now, let me tell you, you're gonna bullshit a bullshitter...
Now, let me tell you, you're gonna bullshit a bullshitter... from Get Hard (2015)
Now, listen, I want you to drop this sir nonsense.
Now, listen, I want you to drop this sir nonsense. from Get Hard (2015)
Now, Martin has a team of investigators working around the clock.
Now, Martin has a team of investigators working around the clock. from Get Hard (2015)
Now, the great thing about an IRA, if you need the money for education or a first home...
Now, the great thing about an IRA, if you need the money for education or a first home... from Get Hard (2015)
Of course he didn't. from Get Hard (2015)
Of course not. from Get Hard (2015)
Of course, that was before...
Of course, that was before... from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, boy. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, come on, baby. Do me like a billionaire!
Oh, come on, baby. Do me like a billionaire! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, go, go, go! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, God! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, God. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, God. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, I wouldn't worry. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my God! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my God! I almost did it! I almost killed a man!
Oh, my God! I almost did it! I almost killed a man! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my God. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my God. My heart is pounding.
Oh, my God. My heart is pounding. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I'm about to do this.
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I'm about to do this. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, no! Please don't hurt my body! Aah!
Oh, no! Please don't hurt my body! Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, no. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, no. Okay, James. Cut it off.
Oh, no. Okay, James. Cut it off. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit. I'm so scared. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit. Maybe in blackface. Who knows? Ha ha ha.
Oh, shit. Maybe in blackface. Who knows? Ha ha ha. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, stop. That's bullshit, man.
Oh, stop. That's bullshit, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, these are shanks. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, they be fucking in San Quentin.
Oh, they be fucking in San Quentin. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, wait, wait, wait! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, yeah. Murder's my favorite.
Oh, yeah. Murder's my favorite. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. Oh. Come on. Come on.
Oh. Oh. Come on. Come on. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. There's my cab. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. There's no warm up? from Get Hard (2015)
Oh... from Get Hard (2015)
Oh... Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, fine. Fine. Do you know what? I'm putting my daughter on the phone.
Okay, fine. Fine. Do you know what? I'm putting my daughter on the phone. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, I may have lied to you about going to jail, but I did my job. I got you ready!
Okay, I may have lied to you about going to jail, but I did my job. I got you ready! from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, I see what this is.
Okay, I see what this is. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, starter! Heh. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, then. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, uh... from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, very nice. John Mayer, everybody.
Okay, very nice. John Mayer, everybody. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, we gonna roll on them and take they money.
Okay, we gonna roll on them and take they money. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay! Okay! from Get Hard (2015)
Okay? You're a lion, I'm a gazelle.
Okay? You're a lion, I'm a gazelle. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. Ahem. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. All right. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. Come on, this way. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. Hey. Let me help you out, man.
Okay. Hey. Let me help you out, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. Mr. King, I have a lot of people helping me that way already. And... And...
Okay. Mr. King, I have a lot of people helping me that way already. And... And... from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. What's next? from Get Hard (2015)
On the first day? from Get Hard (2015)
On the inside, there's somebody on every corner to fuck you up!
On the inside, there's somebody on every corner to fuck you up! from Get Hard (2015)
Once you step through this threshold, motherfuckers are ready to kill for you.
Once you step through this threshold, motherfuckers are ready to kill for you. from Get Hard (2015)
One of those pieces of pizza will be thrown in jail at some point during it's life.
One of those pieces of pizza will be thrown in jail at some point during it's life. from Get Hard (2015)
One out of three black men will find themselves incarcerated during their lifetime.
One out of three black men will find themselves incarcerated during their lifetime. from Get Hard (2015)
Or shivs. from Get Hard (2015)
Otherwise, the U.S. Marshals will be down there pronto.
Otherwise, the U.S. Marshals will be down there pronto. from Get Hard (2015)
Ow! from Get Hard (2015)
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled cocks!
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled cocks! from Get Hard (2015)
Phew. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Play something! from Get Hard (2015)
Please don't sexually assault me. I'm already too sad.
Please don't sexually assault me. I'm already too sad. from Get Hard (2015)
Please leave a message after the tone.
Please leave a message after the tone. from Get Hard (2015)
Please stop. from Get Hard (2015)
Pop? Really? from Get Hard (2015)
Pretty much. Good as new. Let's roll, Mayo.
Pretty much. Good as new. Let's roll, Mayo. from Get Hard (2015)
Principles. from Get Hard (2015)
Prison is like life distilled to its purest form.
Prison is like life distilled to its purest form. from Get Hard (2015)
Prison school is in session, bitch! You already failing.
Prison school is in session, bitch! You already failing. from Get Hard (2015)
Prison school's in session, bitch.
Prison school's in session, bitch. from Get Hard (2015)
Prisoners are scared. Guards are scared.
Prisoners are scared. Guards are scared. from Get Hard (2015)
Private club, Jew Hair. from Get Hard (2015)
Progress. from Get Hard (2015)
Put that in there in front of the statues with the dicks.
Put that in there in front of the statues with the dicks. from Get Hard (2015)
Putting fingerprints on your gun. If you go to jail, I'm going to jail with you.
Putting fingerprints on your gun. If you go to jail, I'm going to jail with you. from Get Hard (2015)
Ready for what?! from Get Hard (2015)
Ready, mother...? from Get Hard (2015)
Ready, mother...? Ready, mother...?
Ready, mother...? Ready, mother...? from Get Hard (2015)
Really? Dad? from Get Hard (2015)
Release the dogs! from Get Hard (2015)
Remember this bracelet that crooked lawyer of yours gave me?
Remember this bracelet that crooked lawyer of yours gave me? from Get Hard (2015)
Ricky got shot. from Get Hard (2015)
Ricky said he'll go this way.
Ricky said he'll go this way. from Get Hard (2015)
Ricky was star quarterback. You know, he had a college future.
Ricky was star quarterback. You know, he had a college future. from Get Hard (2015)
Ricky! from Get Hard (2015)
Ricky. from Get Hard (2015)
Ricky. from Get Hard (2015)
Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging.
Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging. from Get Hard (2015)
Right now, you in the brothers only section. You got two seconds to get out.
Right now, you in the brothers only section. You got two seconds to get out. from Get Hard (2015)
Rita, Makayla, new house, good school.
Rita, Makayla, new house, good school. from Get Hard (2015)
Rita, Makayla, new house, good school.
Rita, Makayla, new house, good school. from Get Hard (2015)
Rita, thank you once again for taking the knife out of my head.
Rita, thank you once again for taking the knife out of my head. from Get Hard (2015)
Rosa! from Get Hard (2015)
Rule number one: from Get Hard (2015)
Rule number one: You always be on guard, okay?
Rule number one: You always be on guard, okay? from Get Hard (2015)
Run, James! from Get Hard (2015)
Run, James! Run! from Get Hard (2015)
Russell and his friends, they're different dudes.
Russell and his friends, they're different dudes. from Get Hard (2015)
Russell, can you please just help me, what I'm asking you for? Just start from the beginning.
Russell, can you please just help me, what I'm asking you for? Just start from the beginning. from Get Hard (2015)
Russell, I'm sorry, did I just hear a gunshot?
Russell, I'm sorry, did I just hear a gunshot? from Get Hard (2015)
Russell! Excuse me. from Get Hard (2015)
Russell! Excuse me. from Get Hard (2015)
Safety off. from Get Hard (2015)
Saltwater, ocean, San Pedro.
Saltwater, ocean, San Pedro. from Get Hard (2015)
Save me! from Get Hard (2015)
Say, cos, you ready to get put on the hood?
Say, cos, you ready to get put on the hood? from Get Hard (2015)
See? Safety's on. from Get Hard (2015)
Seven bedrooms. from Get Hard (2015)
She probably on her knees sucking somebody dick in the back seat of a truck.
She probably on her knees sucking somebody dick in the back seat of a truck. from Get Hard (2015)
Shh! Shh. from Get Hard (2015)
Shh! You need to shh. Senator.
Shh! You need to shh. Senator. from Get Hard (2015)
Shit ain't gonna save you in San Quentin!
Shit ain't gonna save you in San Quentin! from Get Hard (2015)
Shit, cousin! Man, tell them to put their guns down!
Shit, cousin! Man, tell them to put their guns down! from Get Hard (2015)
Shit! from Get Hard (2015)
Shit! from Get Hard (2015)
Shit! from Get Hard (2015)
Shit! Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Shit! Ow. from Get Hard (2015)
Shonda visited me every day.
Shonda visited me every day. from Get Hard (2015)
Shoot her. You need to shoot that bitch anyway.
Shoot her. You need to shoot that bitch anyway. from Get Hard (2015)
Show... from Get Hard (2015)
Shut the fuck up, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Shut the fuck up! from Get Hard (2015)
Shut up! from Get Hard (2015)
Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, Bad credit, no problem.
Sir, I'm just saying, your ad says, Bad credit, no problem. from Get Hard (2015)
Sir, thank you. from Get Hard (2015)
So as owner and CEO of Hollywood Luxury Bubbles...
So as owner and CEO of Hollywood Luxury Bubbles... from Get Hard (2015)
So before you out there and make a stupid ass decision, why don't you think about that?
So before you out there and make a stupid ass decision, why don't you think about that? from Get Hard (2015)
So can you define no problem?
So can you define no problem? from Get Hard (2015)
So hard. from Get Hard (2015)
So I need you to do something for me so we don't create any dangerous situations.
So I need you to do something for me so we don't create any dangerous situations. from Get Hard (2015)
So I shorted gas and went long on coal.
So I shorted gas and went long on coal. from Get Hard (2015)
So I'll talk to you later. Have fun.
So I'll talk to you later. Have fun. from Get Hard (2015)
So let's let that go. from Get Hard (2015)
So powerful. from Get Hard (2015)
So the idea is that I make a face that conveys the fact that I'd have no problem hurting you.
So the idea is that I make a face that conveys the fact that I'd have no problem hurting you. from Get Hard (2015)
So the normal minimum buy in to the Nexel Fund is 5 million...
So the normal minimum buy in to the Nexel Fund is 5 million... from Get Hard (2015)
So tomorrow we're gonna go over to my cousin Russell's house. Now listen.
So tomorrow we're gonna go over to my cousin Russell's house. Now listen. from Get Hard (2015)
So what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail?
So what reason did you give him to assume that you went to jail? from Get Hard (2015)
So you don't think it's too much house, do you?
So you don't think it's too much house, do you? from Get Hard (2015)
So you figure it out. Shoot me, Martin gets shot.
So you figure it out. Shoot me, Martin gets shot. from Get Hard (2015)
So you gotta shake that fear. I want you to go and punch that big ass dude in the mouth.
So you gotta shake that fear. I want you to go and punch that big ass dude in the mouth. from Get Hard (2015)
So you probably got as much or less...
So you probably got as much or less... from Get Hard (2015)
So you probably got as much or less...
So you probably got as much or less... from Get Hard (2015)
So you're gonna go and kill somebody, James? Huh? Have you lost your fucking mind?
So you're gonna go and kill somebody, James? Huh? Have you lost your fucking mind? from Get Hard (2015)
So, mothers Be good to your daughters too
So, mothers Be good to your daughters too from Get Hard (2015)
Some roosters, some mangly homeless guys, whatever he's got.
Some roosters, some mangly homeless guys, whatever he's got. from Get Hard (2015)
Somehow you're getting me to hug you, and I don't know how that's happening.
Somehow you're getting me to hug you, and I don't know how that's happening. from Get Hard (2015)
Someone learned how to keister.
Someone learned how to keister. from Get Hard (2015)
Someone let me out! from Get Hard (2015)
Someone should have told you this Mayo went bad.
Someone should have told you this Mayo went bad. from Get Hard (2015)
Son, I want you to stay strong. Do you hear me?
Son, I want you to stay strong. Do you hear me? from Get Hard (2015)
Sorry. It's part of my training.
Sorry. It's part of my training. from Get Hard (2015)
Spider, what do you take me for?
Spider, what do you take me for? from Get Hard (2015)
Spider, you're up. from Get Hard (2015)
Stab! from Get Hard (2015)
Stake my claim. from Get Hard (2015)
Statistical analysis is what I do. Here's the deal:
Statistical analysis is what I do. Here's the deal: from Get Hard (2015)
Stock market is gangster. Take what's yours and fuck the other guy, right?
Stock market is gangster. Take what's yours and fuck the other guy, right? from Get Hard (2015)
Stop clicking around and give me the gun. Come on. Give me the gun.
Stop clicking around and give me the gun. Come on. Give me the gun. from Get Hard (2015)
Stop freaking out! from Get Hard (2015)
Stop it! You all friends! Right?
Stop it! You all friends! Right? from Get Hard (2015)
Stop! Look at me. from Get Hard (2015)
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please. from Get Hard (2015)
Stop. Stop. You don't have to eat like that. You're on furlough.
Stop. Stop. You don't have to eat like that. You're on furlough. from Get Hard (2015)
Success is a mindset! from Get Hard (2015)
Summer, Christmas... from Get Hard (2015)
Surprise! from Get Hard (2015)
Survival. from Get Hard (2015)
Take it from me. from Get Hard (2015)
Take whatever you want! from Get Hard (2015)
Tell me how you gonna escape San Quentin. Stop wasting my time, James.
Tell me how you gonna escape San Quentin. Stop wasting my time, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Ten thousand square feet.
Ten thousand square feet. from Get Hard (2015)
Thank you for coming back for me.
Thank you for coming back for me. from Get Hard (2015)
Thank you so much for celebrating our engagement with us.
Thank you so much for celebrating our engagement with us. from Get Hard (2015)
Thank you, Jesus! from Get Hard (2015)
Thank you. Bye. from Get Hard (2015)
Thank you. I've got about six hours more.
Thank you. I've got about six hours more. from Get Hard (2015)
Thanks for driving me to college, Dad.
Thanks for driving me to college, Dad. from Get Hard (2015)
Thanks for everything. from Get Hard (2015)
Thanks for not doing nothing stupid, man. Let's get out of here.
Thanks for not doing nothing stupid, man. Let's get out of here. from Get Hard (2015)
That crazy is good. from Get Hard (2015)
That feels very good. from Get Hard (2015)
That I didn't steal money from people.
That I didn't steal money from people. from Get Hard (2015)
That is not true. from Get Hard (2015)
That is really great. Now, can we please be done with this conversation?
That is really great. Now, can we please be done with this conversation? from Get Hard (2015)
That literally just happened.
That literally just happened. from Get Hard (2015)
That sounds like a choice!
That sounds like a choice! from Get Hard (2015)
That still doesn't feel...
That still doesn't feel... from Get Hard (2015)
That was important to me!
That was important to me! from Get Hard (2015)
That was like third quarter 2012.
That was like third quarter 2012. from Get Hard (2015)
That's a mad dog. from Get Hard (2015)
That's amazing. Mr. King, listen to me.
That's amazing. Mr. King, listen to me. from Get Hard (2015)
That's be tall. from Get Hard (2015)
That's deadly? from Get Hard (2015)
That's disgusting. But guess what? You can look forward to 10 years of it!
That's disgusting. But guess what? You can look forward to 10 years of it! from Get Hard (2015)
That's good, because let me tell you something:
That's good, because let me tell you something: from Get Hard (2015)
That's good, James. That's really good.
That's good, James. That's really good. from Get Hard (2015)
That's good. Let me see what your mad dog face look like.
That's good. Let me see what your mad dog face look like. from Get Hard (2015)
That's great. I spend my whole life in Crenshaw...
That's great. I spend my whole life in Crenshaw... from Get Hard (2015)
That's insane! from Get Hard (2015)
That's it, that's it. Ahem.
That's it, that's it. Ahem. from Get Hard (2015)
That's it! That's it, gringo. I swear, I'm getting sick of this shit. I'll stab you.
That's it! That's it, gringo. I swear, I'm getting sick of this shit. I'll stab you. from Get Hard (2015)
That's it? My fingerprints are off that easy?
That's it? My fingerprints are off that easy? from Get Hard (2015)
That's like a rabbit. You don't want him no more...
That's like a rabbit. You don't want him no more... from Get Hard (2015)
That's nice. That's cool.
That's nice. That's cool. from Get Hard (2015)
That's not bad at all. from Get Hard (2015)
That's not bad, James. from Get Hard (2015)
That's not gonna happen, James, because I'm gonna put my investigators...
That's not gonna happen, James, because I'm gonna put my investigators... from Get Hard (2015)
That's right! from Get Hard (2015)
That's right. We're talking the real police.
That's right. We're talking the real police. from Get Hard (2015)
That's sad. from Get Hard (2015)
That's the Alliance of Whites.
That's the Alliance of Whites. from Get Hard (2015)
That's the difference between me and you. Hence, why you need to suck a dick.
That's the difference between me and you. Hence, why you need to suck a dick. from Get Hard (2015)
That's the gang I have to join?
That's the gang I have to join? from Get Hard (2015)
That's the magic of compounded interest.
That's the magic of compounded interest. from Get Hard (2015)
That's the wrong N word. Come on, James, I'm giving you a free pass right now.
That's the wrong N word. Come on, James, I'm giving you a free pass right now. from Get Hard (2015)
That's what happens when you try to jump a fence illegally. Hm?
That's what happens when you try to jump a fence illegally. Hm? from Get Hard (2015)
That's what we do! from Get Hard (2015)
That's what we need. This will clear my name.
That's what we need. This will clear my name. from Get Hard (2015)
That's what we're here for.
That's what we're here for. from Get Hard (2015)
That's when your casket drops into the ground.
That's when your casket drops into the ground. from Get Hard (2015)
That's why I wash cars today.
That's why I wash cars today. from Get Hard (2015)
Thattaboy. Hey, James, do you wanna switch off, man? I got nothing left up top.
Thattaboy. Hey, James, do you wanna switch off, man? I got nothing left up top. from Get Hard (2015)
The boss is here. from Get Hard (2015)
The charges are securities fraud and embezzlement.
The charges are securities fraud and embezzlement. from Get Hard (2015)
The devil in here, bitch!
The devil in here, bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
The fact that I went to prison?
The fact that I went to prison? from Get Hard (2015)
The fuck are you doing, man?
The fuck are you doing, man? from Get Hard (2015)
The fuck was that?! from Get Hard (2015)
The key to survival in prison lies in the following simple questions:
The key to survival in prison lies in the following simple questions: from Get Hard (2015)
The king needs his castle, James.
The king needs his castle, James. from Get Hard (2015)
The more I read, the more I listened...
The more I read, the more I listened... from Get Hard (2015)
The music, the fashions, the attitudes, the beefs...
The music, the fashions, the attitudes, the beefs... from Get Hard (2015)
The one thing you need to understand at the Wealthrop Fund...
The one thing you need to understand at the Wealthrop Fund... from Get Hard (2015)
The only name on the board is fucking Martin!
The only name on the board is fucking Martin! from Get Hard (2015)
The problem is he is never going to believe that you went to jail.
The problem is he is never going to believe that you went to jail. from Get Hard (2015)
The Sea Note? What a dick.
The Sea Note? What a dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Then get mad! She gonna leave you? What is she doing?
Then get mad! She gonna leave you? What is she doing? from Get Hard (2015)
Then I remembered the mileage. I used to take a picture of the odometer all the time...
Then I remembered the mileage. I used to take a picture of the odometer all the time... from Get Hard (2015)
There it is. from Get Hard (2015)
There it is. The master records.
There it is. The master records. from Get Hard (2015)
There it is. There's his boat. The Sea Note.
There it is. There's his boat. The Sea Note. from Get Hard (2015)
There was a moment where I stopped being hard...
There was a moment where I stopped being hard... from Get Hard (2015)
There you go. from Get Hard (2015)
There you go. from Get Hard (2015)
There you go. from Get Hard (2015)
There's a spot on the bench for you, if you decide to join.
There's a spot on the bench for you, if you decide to join. from Get Hard (2015)
There's the computer. from Get Hard (2015)
These are the king's tits!
These are the king's tits! from Get Hard (2015)
They be fucking in San Quentin.
They be fucking in San Quentin. from Get Hard (2015)
They fucking in San Quentin.
They fucking in San Quentin. from Get Hard (2015)
They got him. from Get Hard (2015)
They hung up. from Get Hard (2015)
They might as well call it San Fucking, man.
They might as well call it San Fucking, man. from Get Hard (2015)
They relax, then I'm like, Boom, get on the ground now!
They relax, then I'm like, Boom, get on the ground now! from Get Hard (2015)
They seem kind of racist.
They seem kind of racist. from Get Hard (2015)
They want your huge house.
They want your huge house. from Get Hard (2015)
They were just encouraging me...
They were just encouraging me... from Get Hard (2015)
They're behemoths. They would break my spine.
They're behemoths. They would break my spine. from Get Hard (2015)
They're passing me this sticky icky.
They're passing me this sticky icky. from Get Hard (2015)
Think about that! from Get Hard (2015)
This bitch is gonna mess around, get us audited.
This bitch is gonna mess around, get us audited. from Get Hard (2015)
This illegal, unlicensed gun.
This illegal, unlicensed gun. from Get Hard (2015)
This is beautiful. from Get Hard (2015)
This is deadly? from Get Hard (2015)
This is delicious. from Get Hard (2015)
This is gonna help me in the long run.
This is gonna help me in the long run. from Get Hard (2015)
This is L.A.'s number one gay hookup scene.
This is L.A.'s number one gay hookup scene. from Get Hard (2015)
This is terrible foreplay. Come on.
This is terrible foreplay. Come on. from Get Hard (2015)
This is the end, guys. from Get Hard (2015)
This is the U.S. Marshal Service.
This is the U.S. Marshal Service. from Get Hard (2015)
This right here is my prison readiness program.
This right here is my prison readiness program. from Get Hard (2015)
Those are the type of guys you're gonna see in San Quentin.
Those are the type of guys you're gonna see in San Quentin. from Get Hard (2015)
Those guys get away with murder.
Those guys get away with murder. from Get Hard (2015)
Three black pieces. from Get Hard (2015)
Three headshots. Pop! Pop! Pop!
Three headshots. Pop! Pop! Pop! from Get Hard (2015)
Time to smoke some fools.
Time to smoke some fools. from Get Hard (2015)
Transfer 100 million from my client accounts.
Transfer 100 million from my client accounts. from Get Hard (2015)
Turn it off! from Get Hard (2015)
Turns out that's the exact distance of a round trip to San Pedro.
Turns out that's the exact distance of a round trip to San Pedro. from Get Hard (2015)
Two kitchens. from Get Hard (2015)
Ugh. from Get Hard (2015)
Ugh. There it is. Same computer he had when he started the company.
Ugh. There it is. Same computer he had when he started the company. from Get Hard (2015)
Uh, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Uh... from Get Hard (2015)
Um... from Get Hard (2015)
Um... from Get Hard (2015)
Understand something, James. The yard is the most deadliest part of prison.
Understand something, James. The yard is the most deadliest part of prison. from Get Hard (2015)
Understand that this is the most dangerous situation there is.
Understand that this is the most dangerous situation there is. from Get Hard (2015)
Very inspiring, sir. from Get Hard (2015)
Very suspicious of outsiders.
Very suspicious of outsiders. from Get Hard (2015)
Wait, man. You murder people all the time, Black.
Wait, man. You murder people all the time, Black. from Get Hard (2015)
Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't leave. Don't leave, please. I could use your help.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't leave. Don't leave, please. I could use your help. from Get Hard (2015)
Wall Street, man. Those are the real criminals.
Wall Street, man. Those are the real criminals. from Get Hard (2015)
Watch and learn, son. from Get Hard (2015)
Watch this. from Get Hard (2015)
We can talk about that another time.
We can talk about that another time. from Get Hard (2015)
We can talk about this after we go catch this guy.
We can talk about this after we go catch this guy. from Get Hard (2015)
We dead ass serious about what we do.
We dead ass serious about what we do. from Get Hard (2015)
We do it! And we do it hard!
We do it! And we do it hard! from Get Hard (2015)
We got 40 cars and we got eight hours of the air down here!
We got 40 cars and we got eight hours of the air down here! from Get Hard (2015)
We got into it with some other guys. You know, some gangbang stuff.
We got into it with some other guys. You know, some gangbang stuff. from Get Hard (2015)
We gotta roll, Mayo. from Get Hard (2015)
We just have to figure out a way to get the door open.
We just have to figure out a way to get the door open. from Get Hard (2015)
We saw those guys later that night.
We saw those guys later that night. from Get Hard (2015)
We was just some boys in the hood.
We was just some boys in the hood. from Get Hard (2015)
We'd need to get a hold of the master records...
We'd need to get a hold of the master records... from Get Hard (2015)
We'll find out what he is.
We'll find out what he is. from Get Hard (2015)
We'll start a whole new life in Cape Verde and nobody has to go to prison.
We'll start a whole new life in Cape Verde and nobody has to go to prison. from Get Hard (2015)
We're about to simulate a prison riot.
We're about to simulate a prison riot. from Get Hard (2015)
We're at the lvars Brasserie.
We're at the lvars Brasserie. from Get Hard (2015)
We're going to Martin's office.
We're going to Martin's office. from Get Hard (2015)
We're like zebras. from Get Hard (2015)
We're moving on from the mad dog. James, can you fight?
We're moving on from the mad dog. James, can you fight? from Get Hard (2015)
Welcome back to the free world, James. How you wanna celebrate?
Welcome back to the free world, James. How you wanna celebrate? from Get Hard (2015)
Welcome home, man. Come on, let's get in the car.
Welcome home, man. Come on, let's get in the car. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, actually the time value of money is such that...
Well, actually the time value of money is such that... from Get Hard (2015)
Well, actually, there's one more part to your present!
Well, actually, there's one more part to your present! from Get Hard (2015)
Well, Dad, looks like you thought of everything, didn't you?
Well, Dad, looks like you thought of everything, didn't you? from Get Hard (2015)
Well, he's not really ready for that right now.
Well, he's not really ready for that right now. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, I don't wanna say that. Russell, I shouldn't have to say that.
Well, I don't wanna say that. Russell, I shouldn't have to say that. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, I need protection, and I'm hoping to join the Crenshaw Kings.
Well, I need protection, and I'm hoping to join the Crenshaw Kings. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, in case our guests have guests.
Well, in case our guests have guests. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, now you know. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, that may not, but you haven't seen my Bênção kick.
Well, that may not, but you haven't seen my Bênção kick. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, the fact that you went to prison.
Well, the fact that you went to prison. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, this is a rare moment for optimism because the answer to that is a resounding yes.
Well, this is a rare moment for optimism because the answer to that is a resounding yes. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, welcome to the club, Jimbo.
Well, welcome to the club, Jimbo. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, you couldn't get him to take the plea deal.
Well, you couldn't get him to take the plea deal. from Get Hard (2015)
Were they, uh...? from Get Hard (2015)
What are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
What are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
What are you doing? What is that?
What are you doing? What is that? from Get Hard (2015)
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? from Get Hard (2015)
What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to do? from Get Hard (2015)
What did they do to my yard?
What did they do to my yard? from Get Hard (2015)
What happened to my tennis court?
What happened to my tennis court? from Get Hard (2015)
What if I speak to all the bitches and we organize...
What if I speak to all the bitches and we organize... from Get Hard (2015)
What is that? I love you! I was playing!
What is that? I love you! I was playing! from Get Hard (2015)
What is this shit? from Get Hard (2015)
What is your problem, man? What are you doing?
What is your problem, man? What are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck are you doing, man?
What the fuck are you doing, man? from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck are you knocking over the bike for?! Run!
What the fuck are you knocking over the bike for?! Run! from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck is that, man?
What the fuck is that, man? from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck was that?! from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck? from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck? You talking about my ballsack?
What the fuck? You talking about my ballsack? from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck?! from Get Hard (2015)
What the hell? Where'd that come from?
What the hell? Where'd that come from? from Get Hard (2015)
What the...?! How many motherfuckers live here?!
What the...?! How many motherfuckers live here?! from Get Hard (2015)
What you doing in the trunk?
What you doing in the trunk? from Get Hard (2015)
What? from Get Hard (2015)
What? from Get Hard (2015)
What? from Get Hard (2015)
What? from Get Hard (2015)
What? Dogs? from Get Hard (2015)
What? James. What are you doing?
What? James. What are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
What? No. from Get Hard (2015)
What? This is so dark. from Get Hard (2015)
What? What the fuck? from Get Hard (2015)
What?! from Get Hard (2015)
What's the latest from the investigators? The investigators?
What's the latest from the investigators? The investigators? from Get Hard (2015)
What's your life worth to you?
What's your life worth to you? from Get Hard (2015)
Whatever happens to me in there, it's your fault!
Whatever happens to me in there, it's your fault! from Get Hard (2015)
Whatever it takes. from Get Hard (2015)
When life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.
When life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade. from Get Hard (2015)
When we clear the breakwater, shoot them.
When we clear the breakwater, shoot them. from Get Hard (2015)
When you got a line of inmates waiting to use the phone...
When you got a line of inmates waiting to use the phone... from Get Hard (2015)
When you was at Harvard, did you ever get ****d for failing a test?
When you was at Harvard, did you ever get ****d for failing a test? from Get Hard (2015)
Where am I gonna find someone who...?
Where am I gonna find someone who...? from Get Hard (2015)
Where are you at, man? from Get Hard (2015)
Where did you put...? That was in your ass. That was in your ass.
Where did you put...? That was in your ass. That was in your ass. from Get Hard (2015)
Where is this stuff coming from, James?
Where is this stuff coming from, James? from Get Hard (2015)
Where'd that come from? from Get Hard (2015)
Which forces me to ask the question, Are you fucking with me?
Which forces me to ask the question, Are you fucking with me? from Get Hard (2015)
Which forces me to ask the question, Are you fucking with me?
Which forces me to ask the question, Are you fucking with me? from Get Hard (2015)
While I got you out here, I just wanna... I just wanna talk to you for a second.
While I got you out here, I just wanna... I just wanna talk to you for a second. from Get Hard (2015)
Who are you gonna restore that Airstream camper with?
Who are you gonna restore that Airstream camper with? from Get Hard (2015)
Who are? from Get Hard (2015)
Who I fucked! from Get Hard (2015)
Who showed you Boyz n the Hood?
Who showed you Boyz n the Hood? from Get Hard (2015)
Who the fuck are you, man?
Who the fuck are you, man? from Get Hard (2015)
Who the fuck are you?! from Get Hard (2015)
Who turn into mothers from Get Hard (2015)
Who wants to party?! from Get Hard (2015)
Who's John Mayer? from Get Hard (2015)
Whoa, whoa. Don't hold it by the blade. Haven't you ever held one before? Right here.
Whoa, whoa. Don't hold it by the blade. Haven't you ever held one before? Right here. from Get Hard (2015)
Whoo! Look at that kick! from Get Hard (2015)
Why are you arresting me?
Why are you arresting me? from Get Hard (2015)
Why do you look like that?
Why do you look like that? from Get Hard (2015)
Why don't we have enough time?
Why don't we have enough time? from Get Hard (2015)
Why don't you leave him alone, Carlos! Leave him alone, Leroy!
Why don't you leave him alone, Carlos! Leave him alone, Leroy! from Get Hard (2015)
Why don't you tell it? Don't leave out details.
Why don't you tell it? Don't leave out details. from Get Hard (2015)
Why would he hire you? from Get Hard (2015)
Why would you come up in my hood, in my house...
Why would you come up in my hood, in my house... from Get Hard (2015)
Will fall Hands against the prison wall
Will fall Hands against the prison wall from Get Hard (2015)
Will you stop? from Get Hard (2015)
With that rate of return, I could buy a new car every time it gets dirty.
With that rate of return, I could buy a new car every time it gets dirty. from Get Hard (2015)
With the historical performance of the fund, that's gonna double every three to five years...
With the historical performance of the fund, that's gonna double every three to five years... from Get Hard (2015)
With what Ricky did and the ticket...
With what Ricky did and the ticket... from Get Hard (2015)
Wow, I got you good too. from Get Hard (2015)
Wow, what a story. from Get Hard (2015)
Wow. I knew you were the right guy for the job.
Wow. I knew you were the right guy for the job. from Get Hard (2015)
Wow. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, except when I ran his record, it was the cleanest one I'd ever seen.
Yeah, except when I ran his record, it was the cleanest one I'd ever seen. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, it did, baby. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, Russell said you'd be by.
Yeah, Russell said you'd be by. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, well, I'm not totally giving up. There is time.
Yeah, well, I'm not totally giving up. There is time. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, yeah, like Lil Wayne, right?
Yeah, yeah, like Lil Wayne, right? from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, you did it like three times. You tried to get me fired, but thought my name was Andre.
Yeah, you did it like three times. You tried to get me fired, but thought my name was Andre. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah! from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah! Ha ha ha. Finally. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah! You got it, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah? You gotta stake your claim, James.
Yeah? You gotta stake your claim, James. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. How about that, you knew my name!
Yeah. How about that, you knew my name! from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. I had no idea that I was performing for a monster.
Yeah. I had no idea that I was performing for a monster. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock! Hmm?
Yeah. Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock! Hmm? from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. No, we all did. I just didn't wanna bring it up first, that's all.
Yeah. No, we all did. I just didn't wanna bring it up first, that's all. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. That's good. I love the fact that you're listening. I love that.
Yeah. That's good. I love the fact that you're listening. I love that. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. We're alive. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. You're about to 20 likes on Instafuck.
Yeah. You're about to 20 likes on Instafuck. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah. You're about to 20 likes on Instafuck.
Yeah. You're about to 20 likes on Instafuck. from Get Hard (2015)
Yellow tie. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes, go do it. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes, we're definitely doing it.
Yes, we're definitely doing it. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes! from Get Hard (2015)
Yes! I see you. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes! Thank you! from Get Hard (2015)
Yes! You gotta stake it! from Get Hard (2015)
Yes. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes. Heh. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes. Look, you did your time.
Yes. Look, you did your time. from Get Hard (2015)
You about to get some right now, motherfucker.
You about to get some right now, motherfucker. from Get Hard (2015)
You ain't got to do this.
You ain't got to do this. from Get Hard (2015)
You and I are exactly the same.
You and I are exactly the same. from Get Hard (2015)
You are carrying a fugitive.
You are carrying a fugitive. from Get Hard (2015)
You are marrying my daughter, for Pete's sake.
You are marrying my daughter, for Pete's sake. from Get Hard (2015)
You are not exactly a thug.
You are not exactly a thug. from Get Hard (2015)
You belong with me. from Get Hard (2015)
You better not drop me! Goddamn it!
You better not drop me! Goddamn it! from Get Hard (2015)
You can too. from Get Hard (2015)
You come back safe. from Get Hard (2015)
You could be the Athena to my Odysseus.
You could be the Athena to my Odysseus. from Get Hard (2015)
You could swim over and borrow a cup of gold.
You could swim over and borrow a cup of gold. from Get Hard (2015)
You couldn't get past Cecelio and some Chihuahuas.
You couldn't get past Cecelio and some Chihuahuas. from Get Hard (2015)
You damn sure got your get up right, man.
You damn sure got your get up right, man. from Get Hard (2015)
You deserve everything you're getting. Good luck on survival, sir.
You deserve everything you're getting. Good luck on survival, sir. from Get Hard (2015)
You didn't know? Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
You do not leave this room without my permission.
You do not leave this room without my permission. from Get Hard (2015)
You don't know when to quit, Mr. James.
You don't know when to quit, Mr. James. from Get Hard (2015)
You don't need to win, but you need to show these guys...
You don't need to win, but you need to show these guys... from Get Hard (2015)
You don't think people can see those? I hired you to do one thing.
You don't think people can see those? I hired you to do one thing. from Get Hard (2015)
You don't want my pocket.
You don't want my pocket. from Get Hard (2015)
You expect me to help you? I'm supposed to teach you what?
You expect me to help you? I'm supposed to teach you what? from Get Hard (2015)
You fuck your mother with that dick?
You fuck your mother with that dick? from Get Hard (2015)
You gave your life and your freedom for Russell.
You gave your life and your freedom for Russell. from Get Hard (2015)
You go back over there with the n****s! That's where you belong.
You go back over there with the n****s! That's where you belong. from Get Hard (2015)
You going down. from Get Hard (2015)
You going to San Quentin. There's 100 percent chance...
You going to San Quentin. There's 100 percent chance... from Get Hard (2015)
You gonna have to do a little better than that, James.
You gonna have to do a little better than that, James. from Get Hard (2015)
You got a right to be happy too, you know?
You got a right to be happy too, you know? from Get Hard (2015)
You got anything to confess before I rip your face off?
You got anything to confess before I rip your face off? from Get Hard (2015)
You got me so hard. from Get Hard (2015)
You got to be the dumbest genius I've... Get up, James!
You got to be the dumbest genius I've... Get up, James! from Get Hard (2015)
You gotta go. Okay. Bye. from Get Hard (2015)
You gotta step carefully because if you step in the wrong place...
You gotta step carefully because if you step in the wrong place... from Get Hard (2015)
You gotta think long term. Think about the relationship.
You gotta think long term. Think about the relationship. from Get Hard (2015)
You guys are very lucky. from Get Hard (2015)
You had to change your clothes for this?
You had to change your clothes for this? from Get Hard (2015)
You have 30 days to get your affairs in order.
You have 30 days to get your affairs in order. from Get Hard (2015)
You just gotta set your sights on something more realistic, you know?
You just gotta set your sights on something more realistic, you know? from Get Hard (2015)
You just remember: from Get Hard (2015)
You know what? I got something I wanna say to y'all since I'm guessing...
You know what? I got something I wanna say to y'all since I'm guessing... from Get Hard (2015)
You know what? Let me give you my statistical analysis.
You know what? Let me give you my statistical analysis. from Get Hard (2015)
You know who else started in a garage?
You know who else started in a garage? from Get Hard (2015)
You know, and to think it all started with this.
You know, and to think it all started with this. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, fresh start. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, growing up, my family would never spend any time together like this.
You know, growing up, my family would never spend any time together like this. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, I bought an island in Cape Verde.
You know, I bought an island in Cape Verde. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, maybe you guys should just calm the fuck down.
You know, maybe you guys should just calm the fuck down. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, to get respect from the other inmates.
You know, to get respect from the other inmates. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, you're the best boyfriend I never had.
You know, you're the best boyfriend I never had. from Get Hard (2015)
You look a little nervous. First time holding a gun?
You look a little nervous. First time holding a gun? from Get Hard (2015)
You looked good out there, my big strong fiancé.
You looked good out there, my big strong fiancé. from Get Hard (2015)
You made me hard. from Get Hard (2015)
You made my company $28 million today.
You made my company $28 million today. from Get Hard (2015)
You making me mad, motherfucker!
You making me mad, motherfucker! from Get Hard (2015)
You need to do something that's really gonna help him.
You need to do something that's really gonna help him. from Get Hard (2015)
You need to fucking take it somewhere else, ése, huh?
You need to fucking take it somewhere else, ése, huh? from Get Hard (2015)
You paid your debt. And we as society...
You paid your debt. And we as society... from Get Hard (2015)
You picked the wrong day to come to the park.
You picked the wrong day to come to the park. from Get Hard (2015)
You point at him. I'll point at Martin.
You point at him. I'll point at Martin. from Get Hard (2015)
You point? Okay. That's how you wanna do it?
You point? Okay. That's how you wanna do it? from Get Hard (2015)
You pull that out on the yard, somebody come out attack you, they can do this to you.
You pull that out on the yard, somebody come out attack you, they can do this to you. from Get Hard (2015)
You ready to train harder than you've ever trained?
You ready to train harder than you've ever trained? from Get Hard (2015)
You ready, motherfucker? from Get Hard (2015)
You really are innocent, aren't you?
You really are innocent, aren't you? from Get Hard (2015)
You really did it all on your own.
You really did it all on your own. from Get Hard (2015)
You really don't need... from Get Hard (2015)
You remember. You know. from Get Hard (2015)
You scared the shit out of me, man.
You scared the shit out of me, man. from Get Hard (2015)
You see, everyone, whether we're born rich or poor...
You see, everyone, whether we're born rich or poor... from Get Hard (2015)
You see, I didn't get to where I am today by asking for handouts.
You see, I didn't get to where I am today by asking for handouts. from Get Hard (2015)
You should know, you did all right this time.
You should know, you did all right this time. from Get Hard (2015)
You stabbed me! from Get Hard (2015)
You stop with your unorthodox style of cussing!
You stop with your unorthodox style of cussing! from Get Hard (2015)
You sure? from Get Hard (2015)
You think I like it? from Get Hard (2015)
You think that you can get with me?
You think that you can get with me? from Get Hard (2015)
You think this a motherfucking game? You think I'm playing?
You think this a motherfucking game? You think I'm playing? from Get Hard (2015)
You think this a motherfucking game? You think I'm playing?
You think this a motherfucking game? You think I'm playing? from Get Hard (2015)
You told me I needed to try to fit in, so I stayed up all last night studying your culture.
You told me I needed to try to fit in, so I stayed up all last night studying your culture. from Get Hard (2015)
You traitor! from Get Hard (2015)
You walking in there, they're probably gonna think you a cop off the bat.
You walking in there, they're probably gonna think you a cop off the bat. from Get Hard (2015)
You wanna watch The Notebook?
You wanna watch The Notebook? from Get Hard (2015)
You watch your back on the yard.
You watch your back on the yard. from Get Hard (2015)
You were always one step ahead of me.
You were always one step ahead of me. from Get Hard (2015)
You were dirty then. You're dirty now.
You were dirty then. You're dirty now. from Get Hard (2015)
You will no longer refer to this area as a tennis court. From this point on, this is the yard.
You will no longer refer to this area as a tennis court. From this point on, this is the yard. from Get Hard (2015)
You: No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough.
You: No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough. from Get Hard (2015)
You. You, right there, with the hat.
You. You, right there, with the hat. from Get Hard (2015)
You... from Get Hard (2015)
You'd better... Don't... from Get Hard (2015)
You'll be out in a year and in the best shape of your life.
You'll be out in a year and in the best shape of your life. from Get Hard (2015)
You'll be playing tennis and golf, you know.
You'll be playing tennis and golf, you know. from Get Hard (2015)
You're breaking my spine!
You're breaking my spine! from Get Hard (2015)
You're going to prison unless you can prove that Martin did it.
You're going to prison unless you can prove that Martin did it. from Get Hard (2015)
You're gonna be my grand bitch!
You're gonna be my grand bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
You're gonna be my grand bitch!
You're gonna be my grand bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
You're gonna go to that bar. That guy. That guy right there.
You're gonna go to that bar. That guy. That guy right there. from Get Hard (2015)
You're gonna have to work harder than you ever worked before.
You're gonna have to work harder than you ever worked before. from Get Hard (2015)
You're in my world now, bitch!
You're in my world now, bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
You're never getting out alive! Ha, ha.
You're never getting out alive! Ha, ha. from Get Hard (2015)
You're not gonna get it. You'll be in for three months.
You're not gonna get it. You'll be in for three months. from Get Hard (2015)
You're not gonna shoot me.
You're not gonna shoot me. from Get Hard (2015)
You're so bad. from Get Hard (2015)
You're talking to James King.
You're talking to James King. from Get Hard (2015)
You're the teacher. from Get Hard (2015)
You're under arrest for 43 counts of fraud and 30 counts of embezzlement.
You're under arrest for 43 counts of fraud and 30 counts of embezzlement. from Get Hard (2015)
You're wasting time. Police'll be here any second.
You're wasting time. Police'll be here any second. from Get Hard (2015)
You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark.
You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark. from Get Hard (2015)
Young lady. from Get Hard (2015)
Your boy, Mayo, is an earner.
Your boy, Mayo, is an earner. from Get Hard (2015)
Your cousin. Your cousin, Darnell, man.
Your cousin. Your cousin, Darnell, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Your time is up! from Get Hard (2015)
Your training's not going well, man.
Your training's not going well, man. from Get Hard (2015)
Yup. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
...how do you know I went to prison? It's simple.
...how do you know I went to prison? It's simple. from Get Hard (2015)
...over there with the n****s, ése. With Leroy?
...over there with the n****s, ése. With Leroy? from Get Hard (2015)
...partner. Ah. from Get Hard (2015)
...to keep people from accusing me of joyriding. People do that? That's awful.
...to keep people from accusing me of joyriding. People do that? That's awful. from Get Hard (2015)
...where there are no extradition laws. Fucker's got a yacht and a island, James?
...where there are no extradition laws. Fucker's got a yacht and a island, James? from Get Hard (2015)
Aah! Aah! Aah! Come on! Get him! Get him!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Come on! Get him! Get him! from Get Hard (2015)
Absolutely. Okay, so James, if that's the case...
Absolutely. Okay, so James, if that's the case... from Get Hard (2015)
Alissa? Shoot her. from Get Hard (2015)
All right, stop. You could train me.
All right, stop. You could train me. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. Fuck the board! Let's go, James!
All right. Fuck the board! Let's go, James! from Get Hard (2015)
All right. No problem. I appreciate it.
All right. No problem. I appreciate it. from Get Hard (2015)
All right. We got a problem. What's that?
All right. We got a problem. What's that? from Get Hard (2015)
And find out who this Darnell is. I'm on it. Right away.
And find out who this Darnell is. I'm on it. Right away. from Get Hard (2015)
And things change with time. No, no, they don't.
And things change with time. No, no, they don't. from Get Hard (2015)
Answer the question. Is my eye twitching? It look fine.
Answer the question. Is my eye twitching? It look fine. from Get Hard (2015)
Any better? Awkward. from Get Hard (2015)
Are those guards? I think so.
Are those guards? I think so. from Get Hard (2015)
Are we at Coachella? No, James!
Are we at Coachella? No, James! from Get Hard (2015)
Are you a woman? I am if you want me to be.
Are you a woman? I am if you want me to be. from Get Hard (2015)
Be my white knight. Save me. Don't get your hopes up.
Be my white knight. Save me. Don't get your hopes up. from Get Hard (2015)
Because he thinks I went to prison, babe. That's the part I don't get.
Because he thinks I went to prison, babe. That's the part I don't get. from Get Hard (2015)
Because that's how you survived. Right? No, you shut your mouth. No, it is not.
Because that's how you survived. Right? No, you shut your mouth. No, it is not. from Get Hard (2015)
Before you get mollywhopped. Okay, Darnell.
Before you get mollywhopped. Okay, Darnell. from Get Hard (2015)
Bitch! Don't walk away from me! What the hell did you just say to me?
Bitch! Don't walk away from me! What the hell did you just say to me? from Get Hard (2015)
Bitch. What? from Get Hard (2015)
But not as beautiful as you, Alissa. Aw.
But not as beautiful as you, Alissa. Aw. from Get Hard (2015)
Bye, Makayla. Bye, Mr. King.
Bye, Makayla. Bye, Mr. King. from Get Hard (2015)
Chinese hackers. They're pretty sure. Hey!
Chinese hackers. They're pretty sure. Hey! from Get Hard (2015)
Chocolat? Chocolat. from Get Hard (2015)
Come back, Mayo. Take it all.
Come back, Mayo. Take it all. from Get Hard (2015)
Come on, dear. Hey, watch it!
Come on, dear. Hey, watch it! from Get Hard (2015)
Come on. Three, two, one! In the mouth!
Come on. Three, two, one! In the mouth! from Get Hard (2015)
Dad! Take the plea. from Get Hard (2015)
Darnell? Yeah? from Get Hard (2015)
Did this motherfucker tell you to lie to me? Russ.
Did this motherfucker tell you to lie to me? Russ. from Get Hard (2015)
Do you wanna step with me?! God!
Do you wanna step with me?! God! from Get Hard (2015)
Do you want me to teach you how? No, I'm gonna pass on that.
Do you want me to teach you how? No, I'm gonna pass on that. from Get Hard (2015)
Don't worry. Kind of hard not to worry. You're my daughter.
Don't worry. Kind of hard not to worry. You're my daughter. from Get Hard (2015)
Done. Oh... from Get Hard (2015)
Dress casually. Blackface.
Dress casually. Blackface. from Get Hard (2015)
Drop it! Oh, shit. from Get Hard (2015)
Dual hand jobs. No. No! I kill with these.
Dual hand jobs. No. No! I kill with these. from Get Hard (2015)
Enough to choke a baby. That's right.
Enough to choke a baby. That's right. from Get Hard (2015)
Ew. That's right. Nuts and butts.
Ew. That's right. Nuts and butts. from Get Hard (2015)
Fantastic. All right. from Get Hard (2015)
For you to sleep on, señor. Go on, we ain't got time for games.
For you to sleep on, señor. Go on, we ain't got time for games. from Get Hard (2015)
Friendship. Go back where you belong.
Friendship. Go back where you belong. from Get Hard (2015)
Fuck you calling a n****?! He was. I wasn't.
Fuck you calling a n****?! He was. I wasn't. from Get Hard (2015)
Gayle, call my lawyer. My party!
Gayle, call my lawyer. My party! from Get Hard (2015)
Get off my hand! Sorry, I'm nervous.
Get off my hand! Sorry, I'm nervous. from Get Hard (2015)
Give me 12 months. Months.
Give me 12 months. Months. from Get Hard (2015)
Go. I'm going. from Get Hard (2015)
God! Oh, my God. from Get Hard (2015)
Gonna knock your ass out! Don't hit a woman!
Gonna knock your ass out! Don't hit a woman! from Get Hard (2015)
Good Lord. What's gonna happen? Cecelio's just gonna throw some stuff at you.
Good Lord. What's gonna happen? Cecelio's just gonna throw some stuff at you. from Get Hard (2015)
Grab it! Yeah. I got it, I got it!
Grab it! Yeah. I got it, I got it! from Get Hard (2015)
Grr? Put it together, though.
Grr? Put it together, though. from Get Hard (2015)
Have fun with it. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
He ain't complaining. You should get tested.
He ain't complaining. You should get tested. from Get Hard (2015)
He assumed it? Yes! from Get Hard (2015)
He'll never put two and two together. No, stop it!
He'll never put two and two together. No, stop it! from Get Hard (2015)
He's a cop! I smell bacon.
He's a cop! I smell bacon. from Get Hard (2015)
He's a great teacher. See that?
He's a great teacher. See that? from Get Hard (2015)
He's really excited about this. Okay. Let's do it.
He's really excited about this. Okay. Let's do it. from Get Hard (2015)
Heh. Thank God we won't be needing this anymore.
Heh. Thank God we won't be needing this anymore. from Get Hard (2015)
Hello. I'm gonna put a cap in yo ass.
Hello. I'm gonna put a cap in yo ass. from Get Hard (2015)
Hello. What's all this stuff?
Hello. What's all this stuff? from Get Hard (2015)
Help! Help! Stop! Mr. King. No!
Help! Help! Stop! Mr. King. No! from Get Hard (2015)
Here you go. Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Here. Right there. Don't point it at me.
Here. Right there. Don't point it at me. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, babe! Watch this, honey.
Hey, babe! Watch this, honey. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, big guy, you catch the game? Yeah.
Hey, big guy, you catch the game? Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, I'm James. I wanna suck your dick.
Hey, I'm James. I wanna suck your dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey, who are you talking to? It's Darnell. He's helping me.
Hey, who are you talking to? It's Darnell. He's helping me. from Get Hard (2015)
Hey! It's Darnell. Help! from Get Hard (2015)
Hey. That is amazing. Thank you so much.
Hey. That is amazing. Thank you so much. from Get Hard (2015)
Hi. Hi. Hi. from Get Hard (2015)
Hmm? Oh, my God. from Get Hard (2015)
How does a million dollars sound? Ha ha ha.
How does a million dollars sound? Ha ha ha. from Get Hard (2015)
How ya doing? A whole lot of fucking.
How ya doing? A whole lot of fucking. from Get Hard (2015)
Huh? Like Macbeth. from Get Hard (2015)
Huh? Why don't you pick up the gun!
Huh? Why don't you pick up the gun! from Get Hard (2015)
I already cut off my ankle bracelet. No! No.
I already cut off my ankle bracelet. No! No. from Get Hard (2015)
I didn't say nothing! Oh.
I didn't say nothing! Oh. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't know how I'll ever repay you. Oh, come on, man.
I don't know how I'll ever repay you. Oh, come on, man. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't know what that means. It means we got the burners.
I don't know what that means. It means we got the burners. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't know. Hm? from Get Hard (2015)
I don't see anyone. You belong with the n****s.
I don't see anyone. You belong with the n****s. from Get Hard (2015)
I don't want one. Just call me Darnell. Hit it, Fudge!
I don't want one. Just call me Darnell. Hit it, Fudge! from Get Hard (2015)
I get excited about murder. Don't worry about it.
I get excited about murder. Don't worry about it. from Get Hard (2015)
I got next! What the fuck?
I got next! What the fuck? from Get Hard (2015)
I gotta go. I'll call you back. Hang it up!
I gotta go. I'll call you back. Hang it up! from Get Hard (2015)
I kick, James! Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
I knew you were coming back. Motherfucker!
I knew you were coming back. Motherfucker! from Get Hard (2015)
I lost everything because of you! I didn't do it!
I lost everything because of you! I didn't do it! from Get Hard (2015)
I love you and Makayla. Yeah, I love you too. Good night.
I love you and Makayla. Yeah, I love you too. Good night. from Get Hard (2015)
I love you too. All right.
I love you too. All right. from Get Hard (2015)
I love you. I love you. from Get Hard (2015)
I miss her so much. What the fuck are you doing, James?
I miss her so much. What the fuck are you doing, James? from Get Hard (2015)
I swear I don't know what any of this is about! Mm hm.
I swear I don't know what any of this is about! Mm hm. from Get Hard (2015)
I wanna fight you. What'd you say, dickhead?
I wanna fight you. What'd you say, dickhead? from Get Hard (2015)
I wanna suck your dick. There you go! Just dive in!
I wanna suck your dick. There you go! Just dive in! from Get Hard (2015)
I was trying to leave that area. You need to go back...
I was trying to leave that area. You need to go back... from Get Hard (2015)
I'll go over there. Don't call me dirty.
I'll go over there. Don't call me dirty. from Get Hard (2015)
I'll love you forever. Hey, bro, you know, it's just talk.
I'll love you forever. Hey, bro, you know, it's just talk. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm cut! No, you cut me, man!
I'm cut! No, you cut me, man! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm going to be attending San Quentin. They're sending you to San Quentin?
I'm going to be attending San Quentin. They're sending you to San Quentin? from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna pull it. Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm gonna put it in my mouth. Yeah.
I'm gonna put it in my mouth. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm just saying. Shut up, James.
I'm just saying. Shut up, James. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm just standing here. No, you not. You got my bitch!
I'm just standing here. No, you not. You got my bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm not a cop. Fucking hate narcs.
I'm not a cop. Fucking hate narcs. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm not doing anything! I'm about to whoop your ass, white boy!
I'm not doing anything! I'm about to whoop your ass, white boy! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. Thank you. from Get Hard (2015)
I'm sorry. What's a mad dog? You a mad dog!
I'm sorry. What's a mad dog? You a mad dog! from Get Hard (2015)
I'm stabbed! No! from Get Hard (2015)
If I can play it. Great. from Get Hard (2015)
If I get more phone time. Hang it up!
If I get more phone time. Hang it up! from Get Hard (2015)
Imagine a pizza, okay? Okay.
Imagine a pizza, okay? Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Interesting topic of conversation. Wait. No. That wasn't a sit down invitation.
Interesting topic of conversation. Wait. No. That wasn't a sit down invitation. from Get Hard (2015)
Is it a king's dick? It's slightly above average.
Is it a king's dick? It's slightly above average. from Get Hard (2015)
Is my eye twitching? No! from Get Hard (2015)
Is that a real site? No. James, it's a... Get up.
Is that a real site? No. James, it's a... Get up. from Get Hard (2015)
Is that supposed to be my nickname? That's your nickname.
Is that supposed to be my nickname? That's your nickname. from Get Hard (2015)
It's a deal. We got a deal. Excellent.
It's a deal. We got a deal. Excellent. from Get Hard (2015)
It's a real pleasure to watch you work, sir. Thanks, Leo.
It's a real pleasure to watch you work, sir. Thanks, Leo. from Get Hard (2015)
It's a shiv. It's just a shiv. Yes, I know.
It's a shiv. It's just a shiv. Yes, I know. from Get Hard (2015)
It's Darnell! What the fuck are you doing here?
It's Darnell! What the fuck are you doing here? from Get Hard (2015)
It's like they don't recognize you anymore. Thank you. Yes.
It's like they don't recognize you anymore. Thank you. Yes. from Get Hard (2015)
It's Nazi titties! And they're huge!
It's Nazi titties! And they're huge! from Get Hard (2015)
It's what he wore at his last runway show. Oh, Lil Wayne.
It's what he wore at his last runway show. Oh, Lil Wayne. from Get Hard (2015)
James King. Yeah? from Get Hard (2015)
James, come on. Excuse me. Right through here.
James, come on. Excuse me. Right through here. from Get Hard (2015)
James, no. What? from Get Hard (2015)
James? You think that's a strategy that could work?
James? You think that's a strategy that could work? from Get Hard (2015)
James. Daddy, what's he doing here? It's fine, honey.
James. Daddy, what's he doing here? It's fine, honey. from Get Hard (2015)
Keistered? Yeah. Were they keistered?
Keistered? Yeah. Were they keistered? from Get Hard (2015)
Let me hold your pocket. All right.
Let me hold your pocket. All right. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's just shake hands. There is no shaking hands, gringo.
Let's just shake hands. There is no shaking hands, gringo. from Get Hard (2015)
Let's play a memory game, okay? Engage. Yes.
Let's play a memory game, okay? Engage. Yes. from Get Hard (2015)
Lifeboat. Come on. All right.
Lifeboat. Come on. All right. from Get Hard (2015)
Look at you, man! I know.
Look at you, man! I know. from Get Hard (2015)
Mm hm. Good point. from Get Hard (2015)
Mm hm. Heh. from Get Hard (2015)
Motherfucker! You got two seconds! Don't hit a woman!
Motherfucker! You got two seconds! Don't hit a woman! from Get Hard (2015)
Mr. King, that's... That way, you can make it on your own.
Mr. King, that's... That way, you can make it on your own. from Get Hard (2015)
Mr. King? Yes. from Get Hard (2015)
Nice whip. What the hell are you doing?
Nice whip. What the hell are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
No, I didn't! Yes, you did!
No, I didn't! Yes, you did! from Get Hard (2015)
No, I'm okay. Hold up. from Get Hard (2015)
No! I'm leaving you. Why?
No! I'm leaving you. Why? from Get Hard (2015)
No. Four... from Get Hard (2015)
No. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, dear Lord. Someone help me! Stop it! You're being ridiculous!
Oh, dear Lord. Someone help me! Stop it! You're being ridiculous! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, fuck! What? It's a...
Oh, fuck! What? It's a... from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, God! You drove it in a little deeper.
Oh, God! You drove it in a little deeper. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, it burns! Pepper spray, bitch!
Oh, it burns! Pepper spray, bitch! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, my damn. Alissa. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, no. They're getting ready to leave. Shit. We gotta jump.
Oh, no. They're getting ready to leave. Shit. We gotta jump. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit! Bring me their fucking heads!
Oh, shit! Bring me their fucking heads! from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, shit. What's your what, ****a?
Oh, shit. What's your what, ****a? from Get Hard (2015)
Oh, sure. Ha ha ha. There's nothing I love more than making money.
Oh, sure. Ha ha ha. There's nothing I love more than making money. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh! Oh! Why do you say it like that?
Oh! Oh! Why do you say it like that? from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. Everybody gets the dick.
Oh. Everybody gets the dick. from Get Hard (2015)
Oh. Oh, oh. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, how do we get it? Martin has the original copy...
Okay, how do we get it? Martin has the original copy... from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, I know what you are. Let me hold your pocket.
Okay, I know what you are. Let me hold your pocket. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, James. James. Grr. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, okay. Not to mention Russell.
Okay, okay. Not to mention Russell. from Get Hard (2015)
Okay, you wanna go then? What?
Okay, you wanna go then? What? from Get Hard (2015)
Okay? Okay from Get Hard (2015)
Okay. Ha ha ha. from Get Hard (2015)
On a yacht! I'm so sorry.
On a yacht! I'm so sorry. from Get Hard (2015)
Ow! Oh, shit! I'm sorry. from Get Hard (2015)
Please! It's the hood. from Get Hard (2015)
Put it back? No. No, no. from Get Hard (2015)
Quick, throw it in the Zodiac. Right. Then we can get the fuck out of here.
Quick, throw it in the Zodiac. Right. Then we can get the fuck out of here. from Get Hard (2015)
Really? Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
Say what you mean. You got five years' receipts, motherfucker?
Say what you mean. You got five years' receipts, motherfucker? from Get Hard (2015)
See you tomorrow. James. James.
See you tomorrow. James. James. from Get Hard (2015)
Shake? You wanna shake my hand? Oh, regular.
Shake? You wanna shake my hand? Oh, regular. from Get Hard (2015)
Shake. It's fine. Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Shit! Goddamn it! Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
So it's Martin. No. from Get Hard (2015)
Sorry, Daddy. That's okay, but that's just nasty.
Sorry, Daddy. That's okay, but that's just nasty. from Get Hard (2015)
Stab. I'm dead. from Get Hard (2015)
Stab. Ow. from Get Hard (2015)
Stab. Stop. from Get Hard (2015)
Stab. Stab. Guards! Guards!
Stab. Stab. Guards! Guards! from Get Hard (2015)
Stabbity stab, stab, stab! Ow. Ow!
Stabbity stab, stab, stab! Ow. Ow! from Get Hard (2015)
Stop! I beg of you! Like a pit bull with no leash.
Stop! I beg of you! Like a pit bull with no leash. from Get Hard (2015)
Stop. Is this motherfucking...?
Stop. Is this motherfucking...? from Get Hard (2015)
Take whatever you want! Let me see that!
Take whatever you want! Let me see that! from Get Hard (2015)
Thank you, Darnell. I'll see you in the morning, convict.
Thank you, Darnell. I'll see you in the morning, convict. from Get Hard (2015)
That is... Thank you. from Get Hard (2015)
That's all you, James. All you, James! Aah!
That's all you, James. All you, James! Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
That's for Ricky! For sure.
That's for Ricky! For sure. from Get Hard (2015)
That's great. I'll tell the others. I'm just saying...
That's great. I'll tell the others. I'm just saying... from Get Hard (2015)
That's impossible. That's what they all say. Get him out of here!
That's impossible. That's what they all say. Get him out of here! from Get Hard (2015)
That's terrible. Ha, ha. from Get Hard (2015)
That's what they do. What if someone says no?
That's what they do. What if someone says no? from Get Hard (2015)
That's your plan? Yes. from Get Hard (2015)
The king's titties. That's right.
The king's titties. That's right. from Get Hard (2015)
There's a lot of them. Yeah.
There's a lot of them. Yeah. from Get Hard (2015)
There's gotta be more of us than them. There's not.
There's gotta be more of us than them. There's not. from Get Hard (2015)
These transaction records prove you're guilty. I've never seen these. These are fakes!
These transaction records prove you're guilty. I've never seen these. These are fakes! from Get Hard (2015)
This is a bad time. Okay, I tell you what, man.
This is a bad time. Okay, I tell you what, man. from Get Hard (2015)
This is nuts. Okay. I don't get what's nuts to you.
This is nuts. Okay. I don't get what's nuts to you. from Get Hard (2015)
This is what I need to hear. Yes! Yes.
This is what I need to hear. Yes! Yes. from Get Hard (2015)
This is where I need to get out. James! No! No!
This is where I need to get out. James! No! No! from Get Hard (2015)
This is your fault! What?
This is your fault! What? from Get Hard (2015)
This San Quentin! You understand me? Okay.
This San Quentin! You understand me? Okay. from Get Hard (2015)
Time for what, James? Protect the computer!
Time for what, James? Protect the computer! from Get Hard (2015)
Tonight will be our night. No. Tonight won't happen.
Tonight will be our night. No. Tonight won't happen. from Get Hard (2015)
Traitor? Everything you taught me was a lie!
Traitor? Everything you taught me was a lie! from Get Hard (2015)
Trying to do this thing. No.
Trying to do this thing. No. from Get Hard (2015)
Trying to figure out a place... I'm your old bitch.
Trying to figure out a place... I'm your old bitch. from Get Hard (2015)
Turn around and walk! I'm walking.
Turn around and walk! I'm walking. from Get Hard (2015)
Ugh. Sho' enough! from Get Hard (2015)
Unh! That's your mad... That's it?!
Unh! That's your mad... That's it?! from Get Hard (2015)
Unh! Yeah! from Get Hard (2015)
Voted Flirtiest Brunch three years in a row. What do I say? What do I literally say?
Voted Flirtiest Brunch three years in a row. What do I say? What do I literally say? from Get Hard (2015)
Watch out. Move, old man.
Watch out. Move, old man. from Get Hard (2015)
We're not like a zebra. We are like a zebra. You're my...
We're not like a zebra. We are like a zebra. You're my... from Get Hard (2015)
We're talking about survival. I understand.
We're talking about survival. I understand. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, let me walk you out, man. No, that's fine.
Well, let me walk you out, man. No, that's fine. from Get Hard (2015)
Well, yes. In this... from Get Hard (2015)
Were you in on this? No, not at first.
Were you in on this? No, not at first. from Get Hard (2015)
What are you doing? Working on my trash talk.
What are you doing? Working on my trash talk. from Get Hard (2015)
What are you talking about? Darnell's doing a wonderful job.
What are you talking about? Darnell's doing a wonderful job. from Get Hard (2015)
What is baked potato? Wait. Did I leave one out?
What is baked potato? Wait. Did I leave one out? from Get Hard (2015)
What is your problem? I don't know.
What is your problem? I don't know. from Get Hard (2015)
What the fuck is that?! Get off! It's me! It's me!
What the fuck is that?! Get off! It's me! It's me! from Get Hard (2015)
What? Baked potato... from Get Hard (2015)
What? Oh, God! from Get Hard (2015)
What's keistering? Slow down! You ain't ready for that.
What's keistering? Slow down! You ain't ready for that. from Get Hard (2015)
Where you going? Huh, Martin? Where you going?
Where you going? Huh, Martin? Where you going? from Get Hard (2015)
Who are you? I'm Dante. from Get Hard (2015)
Who falsified my transaction records? All right, lay it on me.
Who falsified my transaction records? All right, lay it on me. from Get Hard (2015)
Who the fuck is Mayo? I'm Mayo. It's my gang name.
Who the fuck is Mayo? I'm Mayo. It's my gang name. from Get Hard (2015)
Who you supposed to be dressed like, James? Little Wayne.
Who you supposed to be dressed like, James? Little Wayne. from Get Hard (2015)
Who's Darnell?! You are. from Get Hard (2015)
Who's the king? I am. from Get Hard (2015)
Whose tits are these? They're my tits.
Whose tits are these? They're my tits. from Get Hard (2015)
Why do you want me to get murdered? No.
Why do you want me to get murdered? No. from Get Hard (2015)
Why would you tell him that? I didn't. He assumed that.
Why would you tell him that? I didn't. He assumed that. from Get Hard (2015)
Why you smiling? I'm not smiling. I'm tense and I'm agitated.
Why you smiling? I'm not smiling. I'm tense and I'm agitated. from Get Hard (2015)
Yale. I'm sorry. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, are you a winner? Yes, I'm a winner.
Yeah, are you a winner? Yes, I'm a winner. from Get Hard (2015)
Yeah, I suggest you walk, white boy. Walk! All right. I'm walking.
Yeah, I suggest you walk, white boy. Walk! All right. I'm walking. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes. Go over there and fight one of them.
Yes. Go over there and fight one of them. from Get Hard (2015)
Yes. Phew. from Get Hard (2015)
Yo, he's good. He with me. And who the fuck are you, ****a?
Yo, he's good. He with me. And who the fuck are you, ****a? from Get Hard (2015)
You all right? Yeah. Come on.
You all right? Yeah. Come on. from Get Hard (2015)
You are sick. I'm not sick. It's called desperate.
You are sick. I'm not sick. It's called desperate. from Get Hard (2015)
You blew up my club, Jew Hair! Oh, shit!
You blew up my club, Jew Hair! Oh, shit! from Get Hard (2015)
You could sell Chiclets on the road. What?
You could sell Chiclets on the road. What? from Get Hard (2015)
You don't have to give me that much, Mr. King. Hold on, hold on.
You don't have to give me that much, Mr. King. Hold on, hold on. from Get Hard (2015)
You don't have to give me that much. Hold on. There we go.
You don't have to give me that much. Hold on. There we go. from Get Hard (2015)
You eat organic? What? from Get Hard (2015)
You got a problem, gringo? Darnell, what are you doing?
You got a problem, gringo? Darnell, what are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
You happy about that? No.
You happy about that? No. from Get Hard (2015)
You know, the gay game... Uh huh.
You know, the gay game... Uh huh. from Get Hard (2015)
You ready, motherfucker?! Aah!
You ready, motherfucker?! Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
You ready, motherfucker?! Aah!
You ready, motherfucker?! Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
You say that now. No, no, no. I'm always gonna say that.
You say that now. No, no, no. I'm always gonna say that. from Get Hard (2015)
You wanna go? What are you doing?
You wanna go? What are you doing? from Get Hard (2015)
You're gonna learn how to suck dick. What?!
You're gonna learn how to suck dick. What?! from Get Hard (2015)
You're gonna show me you can get hard! I'm gonna show you!
You're gonna show me you can get hard! I'm gonna show you! from Get Hard (2015)
You're in my world now! Aah!
You're in my world now! Aah! from Get Hard (2015)
Your fiancée left you. That's right!
Your fiancée left you. That's right! from Get Hard (2015)
Your what?! My Bênção kick.
Your what?! My Bênção kick. from Get Hard (2015)
...a big, big island? from Get Hard (2015)
...a part of your special night. Thank you very much.
...a part of your special night. Thank you very much. from Get Hard (2015)
...access to trading records and client information...
...access to trading records and client information... from Get Hard (2015)
...and an $8 million loan from my father.
...and an $8 million loan from my father. from Get Hard (2015)
...and everybody else with eyes and ears go to get they news, you broke, motherfucker.
...and everybody else with eyes and ears go to get they news, you broke, motherfucker. from Get Hard (2015)
...and everybody else with eyes and ears go to get they news, you broke, motherfucker.
...and everybody else with eyes and ears go to get they news, you broke, motherfucker. from Get Hard (2015)
...and I can tell you're the type of man who likes the best of everything.
...and I can tell you're the type of man who likes the best of everything. from Get Hard (2015)
...and I can't wait to be married to you.
...and I can't wait to be married to you. from Get Hard (2015)
...and I had to get the money from somewhere. I had no choice. It was you or me.
...and I had to get the money from somewhere. I had no choice. It was you or me. from Get Hard (2015)
...and it might be a good idea to get you extra protection on the inside.
...and it might be a good idea to get you extra protection on the inside. from Get Hard (2015)
...and join America's most elite.
...and join America's most elite. from Get Hard (2015)
...and now I'm about to get killed by some white guy from Beverly Hills?
...and now I'm about to get killed by some white guy from Beverly Hills? from Get Hard (2015)
...and present yourself as something you not, offering shit you can't deliver?
...and present yourself as something you not, offering shit you can't deliver? from Get Hard (2015)
...and that's what inspired me to write this song...
...and that's what inspired me to write this song... from Get Hard (2015)
...and they haven't stepped to me yet.
...and they haven't stepped to me yet. from Get Hard (2015)
...and they want it. from Get Hard (2015)
...and they were high fiving me.
...and they were high fiving me. from Get Hard (2015)
...and turned you into an offensive tackle.
...and turned you into an offensive tackle. from Get Hard (2015)
...and we're looking at, mm, $1.2 million easy.
...and we're looking at, mm, $1.2 million easy. from Get Hard (2015)
...and, of course, the doling out of commissions all goes through Martin.
...and, of course, the doling out of commissions all goes through Martin. from Get Hard (2015)
...are a great man, James King.
...are a great man, James King. from Get Hard (2015)
...as I was just named partner in my firm.
...as I was just named partner in my firm. from Get Hard (2015)
...but I can get you guys in using a brokerage pocket account.
...but I can get you guys in using a brokerage pocket account. from Get Hard (2015)
...but I thought of you, and it got me hard again.
...but I thought of you, and it got me hard again. from Get Hard (2015)
...but that's what happened.
...but that's what happened. from Get Hard (2015)
...except that would be worse because then they'd have it.
...except that would be worse because then they'd have it. from Get Hard (2015)
...for $30,000. from Get Hard (2015)
...form a union, and we put our feet down and say, Enough!
...form a union, and we put our feet down and say, Enough! from Get Hard (2015)
...fucking things up! from Get Hard (2015)
...have gotten a free pass with light sentences in minimum security prison...
...have gotten a free pass with light sentences in minimum security prison... from Get Hard (2015)
...hip hop is a very sophisticated, multifaceted subculture...
...hip hop is a very sophisticated, multifaceted subculture... from Get Hard (2015)
...house? from Get Hard (2015)
...how would you like to make $500 just for telling me what prison was like.
...how would you like to make $500 just for telling me what prison was like. from Get Hard (2015)
...I got you this! from Get Hard (2015)
...I just wanna say, I'm the luckiest man in the world!
...I just wanna say, I'm the luckiest man in the world! from Get Hard (2015)
...I wanted to offer you an exclusive platinum lifetime wash card...
...I wanted to offer you an exclusive platinum lifetime wash card... from Get Hard (2015)
...I'm left with one choice, and that's to get your stupid ass in shape.
...I'm left with one choice, and that's to get your stupid ass in shape. from Get Hard (2015)
...in 23 years' time, I'd have in excess of $3 million.
...in 23 years' time, I'd have in excess of $3 million. from Get Hard (2015)
...is based on our own decisions. It's simple as that.
...is based on our own decisions. It's simple as that. from Get Hard (2015)
...is that everything flows through Martin.
...is that everything flows through Martin. from Get Hard (2015)
...is the only indigenous American art form, I say listen to a little Jay Z, my friend.
...is the only indigenous American art form, I say listen to a little Jay Z, my friend. from Get Hard (2015)
...it was just an ambrosia of primal sensations.
...it was just an ambrosia of primal sensations. from Get Hard (2015)
...it's not a good thing, James. It's not a good thing at all.
...it's not a good thing, James. It's not a good thing at all. from Get Hard (2015)
...just make the bullshit plausible.
...just make the bullshit plausible. from Get Hard (2015)
...motherfuckers can make withdrawal penalty free.
...motherfuckers can make withdrawal penalty free. from Get Hard (2015)
...on the same computer that he had when he started the company.
...on the same computer that he had when he started the company. from Get Hard (2015)
...on this twenty four seven until we find out who really did this.
...on this twenty four seven until we find out who really did this. from Get Hard (2015)
...or miscellaneous... from Get Hard (2015)
...or white... from Get Hard (2015)
...right here next to you.
...right here next to you. from Get Hard (2015)
...should welcome you back, and we do.
...should welcome you back, and we do. from Get Hard (2015)
...so now here comes the guy that wants to rub your face.
...so now here comes the guy that wants to rub your face. from Get Hard (2015)
...so you need to go in there and you need to make them believe that you're one of them.
...so you need to go in there and you need to make them believe that you're one of them. from Get Hard (2015)
...so, really, there's no harm done.
...so, really, there's no harm done. from Get Hard (2015)
...than this little no good, manipulative, degenerate motherfucker...
...than this little no good, manipulative, degenerate motherfucker... from Get Hard (2015)
...that speaks to all different types of people.
...that speaks to all different types of people. from Get Hard (2015)
...that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. Ten years of this:
...that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. Ten years of this: from Get Hard (2015)
...that you're not afraid to fight back. Get used to fighting. See those guys over there?
...that you're not afraid to fight back. Get used to fighting. See those guys over there? from Get Hard (2015)
...that's got dogs that can swim. Let me tell you something about swimming dogs.
...that's got dogs that can swim. Let me tell you something about swimming dogs. from Get Hard (2015)
...the more I felt connected to its rich cultural tapestry.
...the more I felt connected to its rich cultural tapestry. from Get Hard (2015)
...then why aren't you trying to find the guy that framed you?
...then why aren't you trying to find the guy that framed you? from Get Hard (2015)
...there's winners and there's losers, James.
...there's winners and there's losers, James. from Get Hard (2015)
...think about the type of money that you'll save with this investment.
...think about the type of money that you'll save with this investment. from Get Hard (2015)
...this is the first time that you've ever been forced to listen to a black man.
...this is the first time that you've ever been forced to listen to a black man. from Get Hard (2015)
...to make me wanna keep motherfuckers off your ass.
...to make me wanna keep motherfuckers off your ass. from Get Hard (2015)
...until your eternal demise.
...until your eternal demise. from Get Hard (2015)
...we gonna be dead ass serious about you.
...we gonna be dead ass serious about you. from Get Hard (2015)
...where they're murdering kids. Murdering!
...where they're murdering kids. Murdering! from Get Hard (2015)
...which is a log of all transactions made by anyone in the firm.
...which is a log of all transactions made by anyone in the firm. from Get Hard (2015)
...which is actually available on iTunes tonight at midnight.
...which is actually available on iTunes tonight at midnight. from Get Hard (2015)
...while working Americans have suffered. Well, that ends today, Mr. King.
...while working Americans have suffered. Well, that ends today, Mr. King. from Get Hard (2015)
...who've made an opposite prediction on the market.
...who've made an opposite prediction on the market. from Get Hard (2015)
...wife. So hot. from Get Hard (2015)
...you do not wanna piss them off, James.
...you do not wanna piss them off, James. from Get Hard (2015)
...you have eternal protection...
...you have eternal protection... from Get Hard (2015)
...you know... from Get Hard (2015)
...you'll end up in the wrong territory. For a person like you that can't fight...
...you'll end up in the wrong territory. For a person like you that can't fight... from Get Hard (2015)
...your hot, hot... from Get Hard (2015)