💬 Get Hard (2015)

A black man just came in with a flamethrower, just like you always knew would happen!

A strip club isn't a home office.

A verdict is expected today in the mini Madoff trial of James King.

A very white gang.

Aah!

Aah! James, you mean to tell me you could do this shit the whole time?

According to who?

Act natural, James. You walking like you guilty.

Ah...

Ain't no gyms in San Quentin.

Ain't no kind of. They are.

Ain't no way you're making that much money without committing a crime.

Alissa!

All I'm saying is that when life puts a dick in your mouth, you make dickade.

All right, break it up.

All right, great job.

All right, James. Look, you're gonna get in a fight on the inside. Okay?

All right? People look at what you have...

All right.

All right. Ahem.

All right. I'll just go do it.

All right. Let's get started.

All right. Now, this is very complicated to follow.

Almost sounds like a movie.

Always check the anus.

An entire island.

And a great friend.

And as your incarceration expert, that concerns me.

And because you rock my world...

And between the pot and the hos...

And don't try any stupid shit.

And I am, I am. And I think I'm open to it now because of our talk.

And I can't ever thank you.

And I can't read your mind

And I got Makayla at the table.

And I just want you to know I'll do whatever it takes to survive and get my life back.

And I will be contacting my attorney. Daddy?

And I'm a businessman.

And if you go through that threshold and you make it back...

And it's that whole helpless feeling that I have about our creative process being monetized...

And next time you wanna store some fraud shit, get an iPad.

And now I'm fucked beyond all fucktitude!

And see how many hits it gets.

And somebody just graduated.

And that I am no Bernie Madoff.

And that the jury will put aside their bias and see the truth:

And the strip club ain't no home office!

And they want...

And today, that hard work paid off...

And you have so many friends, baby.

Any sort of contact with the clearing house, the traders...

Anything you desire, anything you want is yours.

Anyway, I'm going to prison and I need protection.

Anyway, Martin used to drive the same exact seven miles every day.

Are there any French gangs?

Are you fucking ki...? It's common sense, James.

Are you gonna get him some help on the inside?

Are you hard? And can you handle yourself?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to get hard?

Are you the king? How much money you gonna make today?

Are you? Ha ha ha.

Aren't you supposed to be a predatory lender? Then prey on me!

As for me, I was cleared of all charges related to the embezzlement.

Attention Sea Note. This is the U.S. Marshal Service.

Aw.

Babe. This does not make any sense.

Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.

Ball's in your court, Gayle.

Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable.

Because it's my job to prepare you.

Because me not getting this loan is a problem.

Because once we go, we do not hold back.

Because you're not doing what I told you to.

Before I pop yo ass!

Being with you and in front of all of our friends and family here...

Bênção kick!

Better luck on handling yourself!

Bitch, you got two seconds to let his fucking pocket go. Two!

Black people ain't trying to hurt you!

Bottom line, James! I know what I'm talking about.

Boyz n the Hood, man.

Buenos dias, Cecelio!

Burn him.

But by hard work.

But don't be fooled by its beauty and grace.

But don't start crying when you drop me off at the dorm, because then I'll start crying.

But I buckled down and I succeeded.

But I thought you loved me forever.

But I'll put the play together.

But if I could choose a dad...

But if I did I'd find

But is being right more important than friendship? Huh?

But last week, he started driving 56 miles every day.

But most of all, if you let someone fuck with your food, you're a punk fuck bitch.

But not with us. You know, inside it's all about color.

But Russell, from the Crenshaw Kings, referred me?

But that **** James

But then he explained how he was able to hide most of the money...

But you get protection from us, we got rules.

But you gotta trust me, man.

But you learned some of that shit from me too. Right, James?

But you, motherfucker, man, you white as mayonnaise, man. Ha ha ha.

But, thanks to Darnell, I was ready.

By my calculation we should be well outside the county line.

By the way, the gay game is a game you can win.

Bye bye.

Call my lawyer in Tijuana.

Can I join the gang, s'il vous plaît?

Capoeira must never be used unless capoeira is required.

Cecelio, turn it off!

Cecelio! Release the chickens!

Choking on a mouthful of balls

Clean the roofs, Mike.

Come on! James, you need to focus.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, let's go.

Come on. Get your juice, and your book bag.

Come on. Just can't get it through your head?

Come on. They're probably sending you to some Club Fed prison.

Cops came, man.

Cops came. I said, I did it.

Crenshaw Kings for life, motherfucker.

Cut it off. Get it out of my face, man.

Cut the light off! Shit!

Daddy, I don't think he did it.

Daddy, I like your car wash.

Daddy's working on it. I love you.

Dammit.

Damn. Mayo is badass.

Darnell, have you every shared with James the story of how you went away?

Darnell, why don't you tell him about that time that that white lady came and adopted you...

Darnell!

Darnell! I made it!

Darnell? Who's Darnell, ése? You're looking at Carlos.

Daughters will love like you do

Dickade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.

Dickapedia! Why do you care?

Did it get bigger?

Die! Die!

Do like we used to do in the yard.

Do me on the new house.

Do you understand you're gonna get him killed before he even gets to prison?

Don't give me reason to find you again. Either of you.

Don't mad dog, James.

Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it.

Don't you mad dog me, James.

Don't you want...

Don't you, Mr. Popular?

Doughboy's like, Come on, man. Get up. Let him be. He's done.

Doughboy's real name was Russell. We was close, man.

Down the hatch! Heh.

Dude need a white gang.

Eating alone?

Everybody, step aside!

Everything.

Exactly what it is. Now, convey that shit. Let me see it.

Exactly. Thank you.

Except you can't vote, ever.

Except you forgot one little detail.

Excuse me, sir. I hate to bother you, but I need to fight you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Everyone, just shh.

Explain to her why she has to go to school in a gangbanger school district...

Facial.

Fathers, be good to your daughters

Fifty six! So, what I did was, I checked the map.

Fine. Fine.

First rule in prison pat downs:

Fit in, man. Go ahead.

Follow your heart, man.

For the love of Alan Greenspan.

For too long, wealthy white collar offenders like you...

For what?! What is...?

Fortunately, I got a plan.

Frankly, I don't feel like you're giving me 100 percent.

Fresh air.

From now on this will be your cell.

Fuck is wrong with you? The shit is pretax.

Fuck someone!

Fuck yeah, James. Get his ass, James.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fuck! My life is ruined.

Fucking working for a villain in a James Bond movie!

Gayle, a minute.

Get back here, bitch!

Get down, James. You gotta get down.

Get off! Get off!

Get off.

Get up, go over there, and politely ask that man can you suck his dick.

Girls become lovers

Give respect to get respect.

Go suck a dick.

Go survive.

Go upstairs, turn this place into prison.

Goddamn, James. Please, please, James.

Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm.

Good job, James!

Good luck charm, my ass.

Good one, Spider.

Google I Have a Dream, assholes!

Gosh, me neither.

Great! Oh, good!

Great.

Great. Then you have a plan for success.

Gringo, you take you and your dirty bitch elsewhere.

Guys like you will always be the fall guy because you're weak.

Ha, ha. Okay. Ha ha ha.

Ha!

Hand over the computer, James.

Have a good night.

He ain't gonna say no. It's a scientific fact.

He had the ticket!

He just wants you to protect him while he's on the inside.

He loves putting me in the hole.

He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the bin Ladens.

He was our golden boy, you know?

He will not last in prison.

He wouldn't even last in my school.

He'll be choking on A mouthful of balls

He's a fucking cop.

He's a n**** lover. You take him.

He's gonna make a run for it.

He's gonna shoot us.

He's keeping me up to date. But the million dollar question is:

He's so charismatic. Real natural leader. Reminds me of a young Ronald Reagan.

Heh. Hell yeah.

Hell no, man. Is this the motherfucker who you said you had to get ready for prison, man?

Hello, this is James.

Hello?

Hello. James King, Senior Fund Manager, Wealthrop Funds.

Help me to not be someone's bitch.

Help me!

Help you with what?

Here, you tell her.

Hey there, Jamesy, that was quite a ride, man.

Hey, baby, do what I showed you.

Hey, back off! You better get those tits out of my face! Or I'll show you my tits!

Hey, big guy, my name is Ken. I work here.

Hey, boss man, did you get that text?

Hey, don't freak out.

Hey, everybody!

Hey, fellas. My heart's already been ****d.

Hey, guys. He's in there.

Hey, hi. I'm James. You mind if I could give you a little head?

Hey, I gotta go, okay?

Hey, I want you to be safe, okay?

Hey, I was nervous the first time I did karaoke, right?

Hey, I'm about to tear you a new ass.

Hey, listen up, everyone. I'm extremely sad.

Hey, listen, Russell...

Hey, listen. I tell you what though.

Hey, Mr. King.

Hey, pal. I'm about to tear you a new ass.

Hey, Russell.

Hey, Russell. Russell!

Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents.

Hey, that capoeira shit was amazing.

Hey, you are living the dream, my friend.

Hey, you know something, you're family now, kid.

Hey, your dad never went to jail, okay?

Hey! Have fun with it, right?

Hey! Hey, I swear to God. I swear to God, I'll cut you,ése.

Hey! Hey, you!

Hey! It's Darnell! It's Darnell!

Hey! It's me, James.

Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!

Hey! Wow.

Hey.

Hey. It's me, Darnell. Look, man, I've been thinking it over...

Hold on! Hold on. Question, question.

Hold up, everybody. Stand back. I'll handle it.

Hold up! Oh, shit! Wait, wait, wait!

Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice, talk a little deeper.

Hope you brought your Costco card, because you're about to get dick in bulk!

How about fresh farm to table, a purée of my balls!

How about we make a toast to escaping fucking Nazis.

How could you do this to me, Martin? Ten years in prison?

How do you know my mama?! You don't know my mama.

How does a million dollars sound?

How does a prix fixe dinner of five courses of dick sound?

How hard is it to cry, Makayla?

How many times did I breathe in clean air, fragrant with lavender, and take it for granted?

How to keister? Up the keister?

How to prevent this:

How?

However, from the sound of CNN and the looks of The Wall Street Journal...

Hug, motherfuckers!

Hug.

Humor me.

I actually respect you for trying, but enough is enough, James.

I almost sucked a dick because of you!

I am but a simple bartender from Belize.

I am genuinely sorry it had to end this way.

I am helping you. By saying no.

I am sorry, man, that just happened.

I apologize, James. What do you want me to do?

I came here to tell you we can clear your name, James.

I came up with a great idea.

I came up with that.

I can turn it on with no hands.

I can't believe this is happening to me.

I can't do it. I really tried. I just can't! You have to train me.

I can't see through walls

I claimed him! He mine, Leroy!

I could pay you.

I did end up getting six months for carrying an unlicensed weapon.

I didn't do it!

I didn't even say it. I was saying two other words.

I didn't hear that part.

I don't care

I don't even give a shit.

I don't even know what the fuck that is, man!

I don't expect you to get it on the first pass, so listen very carefully.

I don't have to be a thug to portray a thug. Okay?

I don't know how to explain what it's like to take money from someone like that.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know where I belong.

I don't like them. They cause too much trouble.

I don't wanna do this anymore. Let's move on. Okay?

I don't wanna know.

I don't want him out there, playing detective with somebody.

I don't want it.

I don't want that.

I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that trick.

I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad.

I figured out that the residue on Martin's car was saltwater.

I forgot the gin and juice. Should I run back inside?

I get up.

I got it.

I got it. Yeah, I got it.

I got the computer.

I got your keys!

I grab him. I got his head on my arm. I'm looking. I'm like, Ricky!

I guess you got hard, Mayo.

I had to make it look good. You throw a fight, you don't go down in the first round. It's fine.

I hate to admit it, but it's a good song.

I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you come with us?

I have to. I don't have a choice.

I heard you!

I helped the FBI find and return all the assets Martin stole.

I honestly don't get the difference between Roth and the traditional IRAs.

I hope you brought your dick punch card because the eighth dick is free.

I just felt with this face to face that you would...

I just gotta figure out why he's going to San Pedro. That's the only thing I don't know.

I just need some love. Can you just hug me?

I just needed a place to regroup.

I just thought you could use some company.

I just wanna say, thank you, James and Alissa, for making me...

I knew it! I knew my day would come.

I knew you were coming back.

I know I'm not crazy. Didn't I tell you to get off the phone? Get off the phone.

I know. Can you fucking just keep your head...

I know. This is some kind of joke.

I know. What are you doing?

I like his hair. He's breathing on you.

I like that. I like that a lot.

I lost everything! Fuck you!

I lost my black friend.

I love it.

I love it. And I'm like, I'm not gonna kill you.

I love you, Dad.

I mean a whole fraternity of motherfuckers gonna have your back.

I mean the small, small kinds

I mean, camouflage and cheetah print, that's straight out the gangbanger's handbook.

I mean, heck, I'm such a racist that my chess set, I only have white pieces.

I mean, she's the daughter of a convicted felon. She's strong.

I mean, technically, I am right now.

I mean, that's why I'm down here power washing cars every day.

I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but, had no idea...

I mean, you wanna raise a family in this house?

I never thought prison would be the place I learned to love again...

I only know these two.

I run over there. I'm running, I'm running.

I said, You damn right, it does. So we strapped up.

I said, You go ahead. Live your life. I'll tell them it was me.

I see all the wine, man.

I see you.

I sentence you to the harshest penalty allowed:

I speak French. I'm not fluent, but I can...

I still have that computer.

I still love you.

I suggest you walk wherever you came from, ése, before you have a problem.

I survived with these.

I tell you what:

I think I know who killed Tupac.

I think that's more of a Yale thing.

I think we've talked enough tonight.

I think you have the safety on.

I think, real fast, you need to tell me what the fuck you gonna do...

I told Doughboy I'd take the rap.

I told you to hit the bull's eye.

I told you, Carlos! Keep that shit over there on your side!

I told you, don't freak out! You freaked out! God! Wait...

I totally feel fine.

I venture you've heard that I'm going to prison.

I walked right into that one. Heh.

I wanna fight you.

I wanna thank you personally for the Bradway Chemical buy.

I want what they have.

I want you to call me Dad.

I was being black.

I was in Nam!

I was over there, and I was touching all those shanks.

I wasn't dirty when you was up in it. I wasn't dirty then, was I?

I went to jail.

I will, Shonda.

I won't give the blacks a chance to win.

I would listen to him. This man's a dangerous felon.

I would love to. We could be island neighbors.

I'd better get back before lockdown or Cecelio will put me in the hole.

I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50.

I'd love to hear it. I think it could really help me.

I'll be so strong for you, Dad.

I'll do better. We have the whole car ride.

I'll fucking kill you if you say anything.

I'll help him.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

I'm a Cliff Huxtable pussy looking motherfucker.

I'm a fair person.

I'm blooding in. Crenshaw Kings are gonna protect me on the inside.

I'm getting the house.

I'm getting the house. Unh!

I'm glad you like it, sweetie.

I'm going to fuck you up, Mr. James!

I'm gonna be there for 10 years.

I'm gonna break it off, make you eat it.

I'm gonna make you my bitch's bitch!

I'm gonna punch you in the fuck!

I'm gonna shit you!

I'm gonna suck your di...

I'm gonna suck your di... Your di...

I'm happy to see you too, big fella. I'm happy to see you.

I'm here, supporting a friend, doing some gay stuff.

I'm just wondering if maybe I'm not the best fit for the Alliance of Whites.

I'm not a puto.

I'm not gay, man.

I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.

I'm one of the hardest workers you'll ever meet.

I'm positive. I just wanna ask you one question.

I'm ready for it.

I'm rolling.

I'm sad dogging you.

I'm so glad I hired you. This is just what I need.

I'm sorry to remind you.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

I'm sorry. My name is Chris. It's short for Christmas Came Early This Year.

I'm sorry. That's why I'm asking you to...

I'm still confused as to what piece you are in this puzzle, Carlos.

I'm very fond of you, but Himalayan Tiger tanked...

I'm... I'm laughing.

I've been pushed around for too long.

I've been washing your car for two years now...

I've got a good feeling about clean coal.

I've got a state of the art gym 40 feet away.

I've seen Boyz n the Hood.

I've seen white people before. My probation officer is white. You know what I'm saying?

I've taken millions from them...

If I see you around here again, I'm gonna put a hashtag on your ass.

If I were to get into this game...

If you follow this guide and do exactly what I say you will survive in prison.

If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is.

If you let someone mess with your food, you're a punk.

In 30 days, we'll have the money, the house will be ours. What is the problem?

In fact, I made this one for you.

In other words, liquidate two bricks of cocaine and park it right here.

In prison, a mad dog face is essential to your survival. Do you understand me, James?

In return, they unfroze my bank accounts, and I knew just where to invest my money.

In Scotland, they're referred to as chibs.

In this truck, the N word is perfectly fine. Just another word right now. Go ahead.

Infinity pool.

Instead of him going to prison, you got him 30 days to be out there, running around...

Is that a guesthouse for the guesthouse?

Is that weed?

It has no connection to the outside world. No emails, no internet, no trace.

It is so nice to talk to you.

It is what it is.

It just, like, jumped out, man.

It makes you wanna give it back to them...

It means we went and got the guns.

It reminds me of my humble beginnings.

It starts with a simple inverse inhale.

It took so long to ring me up, I had to miss my waxing appointment. I feel like a gorilla.

It was a reflex. I really can't tell you.

It wasn't quite the return I was hoping for, but...

It will be our pleasure to repay you for your many kindnesses.

It's a Brazilian martial art.

It's a good luck charm.

It's a teachable moment here, people.

It's actually quite deadly.

It's called capoeira.

It's confusing, but I don't...

It's Darnell.

It's delicious, though.

It's docked at the port.

It's fucking beautiful!

It's good, right?

It's good?

It's good.

It's in this cabinet.

It's James.

It's just the wine.

It's like a fishhook. The more you pull, the deeper it lodges.

It's Mr. John Mayer!

It's my sign.

It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?

It's okay. Put it back. God.

It's short for Mayonnaise on account of my skin color.

It's sticking right out of my head.

It's summer too.

It's the size of your dick.

It's what drives this country.

It's where you get your few precious minutes of fresh air and sunlight. Understand?

James is talking to somebody.

James King, exit the building and surrender to custody immediately.

James King, Wealthrop Funds.

James King. Protestant.

James, don't do nothing stupid. Just dress casual.

James, fuck him. We're leaving.

James, I love you...

James, listen to me.

James, now there's still time to get everything you want.

James, put that away, man! Stop!

James, seriously?

James, stop it.

James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this.

James, this is the moment when you cross that threshold...

James, what are you doing?

James, you got a choice right now. You got the right path, you got the wrong path.

James, you gotta get low!

James, you gotta throw something back!

James, you gotta trust me on this one.

James! James!

James! Let's go!

James? James. No. James, please.

James.

James. I gotta tell ya. I just can't imagine what you must be going through.

James. What's going on here? What the hell did you do to my boat?

John, lay back. I'm gonna take a few bars.

Just a second!

Just eat your fucking salads.

Just get up there and sing.

Just get your ass out the car and go in there, act hard.

Just how strapped are these loser motherfuckers?

Just kiss me?

Just me, that computer...

Just run them over!

Just stay in county lines with that thing on.

Just this once.

Just to say thank you for all the hard work.

Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators.

Keep calm? Sir. Sir. Can you...?

Keistering.

Kill me! But please tell the world I'm not a thief!

Knee. Knee grr.

Leave him alone. I'll keep him.

Leave me alone! Stop! No!

Leave the cart there and back away. Move away, come on. Move, move.

Let go of my face!

Let me create wealth for you.

Let me hear some of it.

Let me ride you. Let me ride you into safety.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's just leave this material world behind.

Let's just rest here.

Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us.

Let's roll, cos.

Let's roll.

Let's try this. What's that place where your leg bends?

Lights!

Listen to me. Listen to me. You're not gonna be at this school forever.

Listen to this. What if I have everything I need except the $30,000?

Listen up. I said I want you to learn how to suck dick.

Listen, listen, I got some explaining to do. James!

Listen, this relationship can't just be built around him.

Live in a one bedroom shack.

Look around you.

Look at his face. He looks like he's getting fucked right now.

Look what your dumb ass done did. Stab.

Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight.

Look, he's not trying to be a member, okay?

Look, the electronic toothbrush part, it still works.

Look, we'll work out the details later.

Look, you're gonna find you someone, man.

Look! All arrows point to Martin!

Look...

Looks like you could use a friend right now.

Loser motherfuckers.

Love you too, man.

Loyal to a fault.

Ma'am. Okay. I couldn't tell.

Makayla, what...?

Make the right decision, James.

Man, fuck this boat!

Man, give us a second.

Man, I didn't say nothing.

Man, put them up.

Martin didn't do as well. But he learned a valuable lesson too.

Martin was arrested for fraud, tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice.

Martin was right. You are a lucky little shit.

Martin! Martin! Martin!

Matter of fact, call me the N word. But say it like you mean it, though. Let me hear it.

Matter of time. Matter of time.

Maximum bullshit prison?

Maybe I can help.

Maybe it's time that we act like we got work to do.

Mayo and Chocolat, motherfuckers!

Mayo, I need you to sink your mind into this, cos.

Mayo?

Me and Doughboy come around, we see Ricky on the ground.

Me and Doughboy said we'll go this way.

Me, my man, Ricky, and Doughboy.

Merry Dickmas, Santa Cock!

Million dollars sound like a one with six zeros behind it with two commas separating them.

Mm hm.

Mm.

More importantly, I'm not gonna be anyone's bitch.

Most of them. Yeah.

Mother... Shit!

Motherfucker, freeze!

Motherfucker! Say something else, bro!

Motherfucker.

Motherfuckers!

Move!

Mr. King, no. I got that.

Mr. King, please. I feel like you just haven't given me...

Mr. King, that is...

Murder. Murder.

Murdered. Why do you want me to get murdered?

Music!

My heart is just now finally settling.

My knee?

My life's asshole is fucked!

My real father never had time for me.

No, he hasn't.

No, I'm not complaining because we have yet to have any sort of interaction.

No, I'm not on the bench, man.

No, it's not a compliment. That's not a good number. I'm like a 9.

No, it's not what you think. We're in love.

No, it's not, because I don't wanna play. I'm saying if.

No, it's okay. A lot of people get confused by that.

No, no, no, James! Don't freak out!

No, no, no! She's not done. She hasn't finished yet.

No, no, no. Not you, sir.

No, no. Like, the beginning, the beginning. Like, the first day of prison.

No, that's horrible, man. Anger. You gotta show me anger.

No, this house is a shithole!

No!

No! I don't feel comfortable with that. Let go of me! Leroy is going to be upset.

No! I don't want any of it.

No! I'm not even wearing khakis.

No. He's gonna kill us, man.

No. I don't think it's a strategy that could work.

No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me.

No. No, no. That's never gonna happen.

No. We don't have that type of time. Cecelio!

No. You made me hard.

No. You're right. You're right. Those are the months.

Nope.

Not even a parking ticket.

Not even chicks. Or dudes. I fuck anything.

Not if Mayo can stop him.

Now from this point on, this ain't your house no more.

Now I'm gonna be dreaming about balls.

Now it is time. I can feel it.

Now JoJo, you might be right.

Now what do you do? You know what I mean?

Now you must bring your power into the world.

Now, before you say anything...

Now, do you have a problem with that, brother?

Now, I heard a crazy story about you. This guy James King?

Now, let me tell you, you're gonna bullshit a bullshitter...

Now, listen, I want you to drop this sir nonsense.

Now, Martin has a team of investigators working around the clock.

Now, the great thing about an IRA, if you need the money for education or a first home...

Of course he didn't.

Of course not.

Of course, that was before...

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on, baby. Do me like a billionaire!

Oh, go, go, go!

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, James, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, I wouldn't worry.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! I almost did it! I almost killed a man!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. My heart is pounding.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I'm about to do this.

Oh, no! Please don't hurt my body! Aah!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Okay, James. Cut it off.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. I'm so scared.

Oh, shit. Maybe in blackface. Who knows? Ha ha ha.

Oh, stop. That's bullshit, man.

Oh, these are shanks.

Oh, they be fucking in San Quentin.

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, yeah. Murder's my favorite.

Oh!

Get Hard (2015)
Get Hard is a hilarious comedy film released in 2015 that will leave you in stitches with its clever and outrageous humor. Starring Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart, this film tells the story of millionaire James King (Ferrell) who, when accused of fraud and facing a lengthy prison sentence, enlists the help of Darnell Lewis (Hart) to prepare him for life behind bars. The chemistry between Ferrell and Hart is electric, as they deliver one memorable laugh after another. With a perfect blend of physical comedy and witty dialogues, Get Hard will keep you entertained from start to finish. Filled with unexpected twists and turns, the film takes us on a wild and unforgettable ride. Get ready to embark on this comedic journey and immerse yourself in the riotous world of Get Hard. If you're in the mood for a good laugh, this movie is an absolute must-see. So gather your friends, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a sidesplitting experience. You can play and download the sounds of this film here!
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